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On this episode Nick shares his dual pyramid of good states vs bad states.
Nick & CW are taking the pod off! But don't worry, the boys are leaving your comedy needs in good hands. It's the FTG Podcast Comedy Almost Half Hour Special! This week Nick and CW take a back seat to the latest comedy special by a up and coming voice in the standup world. Sit back, relax, and enjoy what is perhaps the greatest comedy special of the year...no, the decade...fuck it, the best comedy special ever!
You got problems? Nick and CW have the answers. It's the FTGP first advice show, Episode 82 F Abby! Listen and have your problems disappear or at the very least enjoy some 80's Clapton.
You know the old saying...When the Mo is away, the other two host will say horrible shit. It's FTGP Episode 80 "F Race". This week Nick and CW talk about the tensions between black and white, the positives of all the colors of the rainbow, and much more on FTGP Episode 80 "F Race"!
Recorded live from Fallujah, a very special episode where Nick and Mo give back to those who give the most. FTGP Loves the Troops!
In the interest of getting to the finish line of 100 episodes, FTG Podcast presents Ep.78 "Sex Work". This week the boys battle the urge to call it quits once and for all. Pre show arguments, getting too high, and just a general malaise contribute to what is maybe the least productive episode yet. Can these three lunatics stand each other long enough to do one episode? Find out on FTG Podcast Episode 78 "Sex Work"!
When cancel culture comes your way you have two options. Stand your ground for artistic freedom or do everything you can to show you were wrong and throw away any semblance of artistic integrity. We chose the latter. Its FTGP Episode 77 "F Covering Your Ass"! This week the boys turn over a new and more PC leaf. Removing problematic words and phrases (i.e. doodoo cooch), finding what's sexy about appropriation, and answering the question "What Would You Do?". All that plus Mo makes the best case for voting for the lesser of two evils and Nick & CW tell you how to blow a television pitch meeting. All that and more on FTGP Ep. 77!
To cancel or not to cancel, that is the question. And FTGP Episode 76 has the answers! This week the boys discuss black face, cop shows, celebrity predators, and Pete Buttigieg drinking cum out of a ladle. It's all on the newest episode of the only podcast that can never be canceled because no one on it matters.
Mouths covered, ears open! It's FTGP Episode 75 F COVID 19/11! This week Nick and Mo knock the rust off and shoot the shit about whats been going on since they last sat down face to maskless face.
For some its the best part of any episode, others its a taste of good things to come, but for most the cold opening is a warning to turn the show off now. Either way this is FTGP Episode 74 "The Cold Open Collection". It's the best stuff said before the 5 minute mark of the past 73 episodes.
Fast food voltron, chiseled billionaires, a Kentucky madman, enablers, untalented siblings, small town hacks, and a yellow dove. All of them are sent to hell this week on FTGP Episode 73 "F Sins"! This week Nick and Mo are joined by regular altar boy Joe Striks to discuss the 7 deadly sins. Listen and be absolved.
Do you enjoy the mad and utterly directionless ramblings of our cold opens? Do you ever wonder "what didn't make it into this episode?" Well, we have an episode for you! It's FTGP Ep. 72 "F'N Leftovers". On this episode Nick brings you some clips from episodes that ended up on the cutting room floor. Shit stained chairs, the most woke kind of angels, a song writing penis, and underage sex at house parties. Plus, Mo makes Nick feel better about being persona non grata at weddings as only he can. It's all here on FTGP Ep. 72 "F'N Leftovers".
It's easy to just say no when you've never made the mistake of just saying yes. It's FTGP Episode 71 "F Sobriety"! On this after school special of an episode, Nick is joined by Ryan Mulholland and Deno DeMartino to the rock bottom lifestyle.
Writing descriptions for episodes seems as much fun as the topic of this weeks episode. FTGP Episode 70 "F The Field"...the boys pick the best turd in the punch bowl. Oh, and they talk about Ted Cruz getting boned with a strap on. Enjoy.
Dust for prints and get your alibis together, its FTGP Episode 69 "F Murder"! This week Nick & CW are joined by Ian Hunt of The Suicide Pact Podcast to discuss all things homicide. Topics include solving famous who done its, serial killers, and crime show castings. Also we discover Kieran Culkin is a dick, the joy of milk with pineapples, and how Robert Durst is a terrible liar (or is he). All on FTGP Episode 69 "F Murder"!
Tired of the same old shit on your screens? Well do we have a podcast for you. It's FTGP Episode 68 "F Reboots"! On this episode Nick, CW, & Mo break down the worst reheated dog shit from TV and movies.
2010-2019, blink and you will have missed it. But thankfully FTGP is here to recap the flaming bag of shit that was the decade! It's FTGP Episode 67 F The Decade! This episode Nick and CW are joined by an old fat fuck friend, James Nichols. Together they remember the lows and lowers of decade now in the history books. Headlines, trends, and a special in memoriam. All that plus a new segment, "CW's Reel Talk", on FTGP Episode 67 F The Decade.
Pride month may be over but don't put away the glitter just yet. Its FTGP Episode 66 "Gay AF". This week Nick and unofficial fourth mic of the show Ryan Mulholland are joined by King Queen Connor Creagan! Together they discuss the profiting of gay culture by corporations, who is gay in Hollywood, otters and cubs and and bears, oh my! Its all on FTGP Episode 66 "Gay AF"!
As they are want to do, the boys took another hiatus. But have no fear cause they're back! It's FTGP Episode 65 "Another Fuckin Reunion". Topics include Papa Mo's short temper, the sticking of CW's craw, and the return of a favorite pod segment. All that plus alternate universes and an indecent/disgusting proposal from Jeff Bezos. FTGP Episode 65 "Another Fuckin Reuniuon", sponsored by sexy boxer shorts!
Raise the threat level to red and put down that copy of "The Pet Goat". It's FTG Podcast Episode 64 "F Terrorism"! Nick and Mo are back together this week to take a nuanced look at terrorism. On deck is child soldiers being bullies, a complete history of 9/11 (but not including that one thing), better options for domestic terrorists, and why a cyber attack might not be so bad for some. All that and more, including the introduction of Little John and Iraqi Rambo on FTG Podcast Episode 64 "F Terrorism"!
Wanna know how to win friends and influence people? Well, look no further than FTGP Episode 63 "F Manners"! On this weeks show Nick is joined by friends of the show Lu Formichella and Ryan Mulholland to break down the "do's", "don'ts", and "who gives a shits" of social interactions. Whether it's cell phone use, inappropriate touching, or just stinky feet. These boys tell you how to be a better all around human. It's all on FTGP Episode 63 "F Manners"!
Grab a warm glass of milk, curl up under those covers, and hit play on the newest episode of FTG Podcast. Its Episode 62 "F Bedtime"! On this episode Nick and Mo get under the sheets to talk about why they cant get a full 8 hours, whats the ideal dream world, futons versus daybeds, and how Nick actually ISN'T racist. All that and more on FTG Podcast Episode 62 "F Bedtime"!
Congratulations! You're a millionaire and you didn't even know it! To collect all you have to do is listen to FTGP Episode 61 "F Scams"! On this episode Nick is joined by friend of the show, Jeremy Hammond. Together they discuss why it's actually "ScamYC", the value of twenty bucks, and Brooks' life after Shawshank. It's FTGP Episode 61 "F Scams", the preferred podcast of The Prince of Nigeria!
Shave your head, excommunicate your family, and remove your testicles. It's FTG Podcast Episode 60 "F Cults"! On this week's episode Nick and CW are joined by friend of the show, Joe Striks. Together the boys discuss famous wacko zealots and the weak willed idiots who follow them. Yacht rock dirty talk, former cult members doing standup comedy, Jim Jones (freaky!), and a moving memoir of a cult survivor analyzed. Its's all here on FTGP EP. 60 "F Cults"!
Space, the final frontier...whatever. It's FTGP Episode 59 "F Space". On this episode the boys talk about picking up chicks with astrophysics, handjobs at the planetarium, and Albert the monkey. All that and more on FTGP Episode 59 "F Space"! Fuck You Buzz Aldrin!
Step away from the message boards and take a chill pill nerds! It's FTGP Episode 58 "F Fanboys"! On this episode Nick and CW take a look at some of the worst fan bases on the internet. Pokemon fans at the Holocaust museum, bad director themed bars, Nigerian nerds, and an unexpected drop in from one of NYC's best comics. All this plus the boys workshop some new impressions. It's all on FTGP Episode 58 "F Fanboys"!
As balls drop to welcome 2019, FTGP is looking back at the year that was. It's FTGP Episode 57 "F 2018"! On this episode Nick and Mo look back month by month at the last 365 days of shit. Gun violence, global politics, and young boy filled caves are all discussed. But that's not all. CW and Nick pop in periodically to share the best and worst of 2018 in entertainment, porn, and their personal lives. It's FTGP Episode 57 "F 2018"! Happy New Year Comrades, Go Get Your Moms Pregnant!
Home for the holidays with nothing to do? Follow Nick and Mo's lead, do a podcast about how much it sucks! It's FTGP Ep. 56 "F Going Home"! On this episode Nick and Mo shoot the shit with old Pittsburgh buds Jeff Konkle and Tim Dimond. It's an episode in the boys hometown, about the boys hometown.
Who needs a last will and testament when you have a podcast!?! It's FTGP Episode 55 "The Battle for Custody of Baby Frank"! On this episode Nick and CW have an adult discussion about who is more fit to be guardian of the shows favorite baby. Is it the guy who will probably be dead in 5 years or the guy who will probably commit suicide in 5 years? You can make your decision and at the end Mo will give you his. It's Episode 55 "The Battle for Custody of Baby Frank".
Red pill, blue pill, who gives a shit! All you need to see the truth is FTGP Episode 54 "F Conspiracies"! On this episode the boys are joined by comedian and insufferable c*nt, Ryan Mulholland. Together these three truthers will tell you not just "what THEY don't want you to know" but also "what YOU probably shouldn't hear". Faked deaths, crisis actors, the moon landing, JFK, and 9/11. All on this episode of FTGP "F Conspiracies".
It's time to step away from the poop and dick jokes for a week as FTGP hits the hard issues. It's Episode 53 "F The Homeless Problem"! On this episode Nick is joined by host of "The Beginners Guide To Being An Expert", Matt Leary. Together the boys dissect the worst parts of being homeless, the do's and don'ts of cardboard sign making, which religion gives the most to the needy,and why gutter punks are THE WORST! All that and more on Episode 53 "F The Homeless Problem"! Sponsored by The Badoo Dating App
Raise the freak flags and let go of your shame! It's FTGP EP. 52 "Fuck That One Specific Nut"! On this episode the boys navigate the world of the niche orgasm. Including a run through of different fetishes, Mo clearing up misconceptions of his filth, and Nick posing an interesting "Would You Rather" in regards to amputee sex. Plus, Nick and Mo take a deep dive into the Netflix documentary "My Sex Robot". It's the only podcast that's Lenny Bruce approved, FTGP EP. 52!
It's the episode that was so fun they did it twice. It's FTGP Episode 51 "Fuck Fights". Nick was joined by Joe Striks and James Nichols for one of the funniest episodes ever. Unfortunately, most of the audio was deleted. Thankfully, CW and Lucien "Full of Shit" Formichella stepped in days later for a second shot at it. So strap in for a kick ass podcast all about kicking ass! It's FTGP Episode 51 "Fuck Fights".
All good and unwarranted things must come to an end. It's FTGP Episode 50 Part 2! Along with more clips from the past the boys welcome back Mo Esquire, give their picks for the 2018 porn awards, review Nick's 1st grade report card, and crown the FTGP King of Games! Plus apologies are made for things said on previous episodes and Mo is finally fed up with Nick.
It took forever, but it's finally here, FTGP Episode 50! Nick, Mo, and CW are rehashing old episodes with new horrific thoughts and a sprinkling of past clips in between. Are the boys better or worse since starting this podcast? Could they ever live together? Who is King of the Games? And what the fuck is Chris Hanson up to these days? Get the answers to all these questions and more on Fuck That Guy Podcast Episode 50!
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