Fat Jocks

We're joined by Steve Hendricks, Alex Kisel and Big Bad Billy as they explain to us just what happened to them at the Lake Erie Walleye Tournament - the now viral fishing tournament where 2 cheaters we're finally caught.

We are back with another instant classic. This one covers the NFL, MLB, Boxing, Tennis, and a lot more.  Shoutout to the Bakersfield sign spinners.

God Save The Green Bay Packers.    

Fat Jocks really is a great podcast but the thing about podcasting is consistency and consistency is our only really weak area (besides my chest and Bruce's chin).    This week is another instant classic.   Enjoy 

This one is late. I am very sorry but at least you get 20 minutes of us riffing as Dan Campbell.  Soak it in, live it up.   FAT JOCKS!!!

Another instant classic. God Damn we really are good. Share this pod. Blow us up.  P.S. Aaron Rodger's new tattoo is sick

We're back and unusually on time.    Bryan got into the home run derby for free. Bruce spent about 10K to get in but I'm sure he's happy for Bryan. Don't worry, next week we'll be onto another subject. Baseball is really a month long sport, opening week, all-star week and the playoffs.    GO SOX! GO PACK! GO CELTICS! GO TERENCE CRAWFORD! SUCK IT YANKEES!

We're back and we will be regularly on schedule from here on out. This episode is honestly funnier than the last few. I think you'll enjoy it.    Thank god by the time we record again the dumb ass home run derby will be over. Next week, prepare to sit through some story about how Bruce almost caught a ball but some chola stuck her acrylic nails into his retina rendering him blind. 

The boyz are back and will never leave you again. They break down Baker Mayfield to Carolina, Bruce spends way to much $ on home run derby tickets and then they cap it all off by smoking CBD cigarettes and losing $12 playing online blackjack

We are back and on fire per the usual. Baseball and Football take the heavy lifting on this episode. Dodgers are slumping and the Sox are surging so all is right in the world. Jeter Downs for MVP!!!

Bryan returns from a week in Austin looking like brisket and sounding like burnt ends. The boys clearly are not prepared for this one but none the less the pure talent that runs through their veins takes over and another incredible episode results.    Enjoy. Subscribe. Eat Some Pie.    

We're back.  Sorry for the inconsistency but the quality is consistent as hell and you know that.  Spread the word.  

Welcome back to the greatest sports podcast on earth. You know what it is. This week baseball, basketball and boxing get the business from the two most hard hitting, well informed minds in all of recreation enthusiasts. 

FOLKZZZZZ IT'S ON - IT'S LIVE - GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT DUDES. 

IT'S HERE - WERE BACK ON TRACK. WE'RE SORRY AND WE'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN. THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE WE'VE EVER DONE. FUCK!!!!!!!!!

WE BACK LIKE WE NEVER LEFT - Vokey has a strong stream, the boys go to a country show with their sweethearts and Bryan cries during a boxing match behind closed doors

There's a lot going on here today, folks. We start off in good spirits by checking in with a major league booty but by the end our moods were soured by big dumb idiot Dave Roberts ruining Kershaw's perfect day. Butt in between all that is a whole lotta good stuff. We talk a little NFL, NBA, of course Rugby in Guam and Aussie Rules Football. Like and subscribe sweethearts. 

Bryan is falling apart and Bruce is living la vida loca. The boys find Bryan's Grandpa's boxing stats online and it turns out he was taking the Maine City Hall Boxing Circuit by storm - and they all agree on Hope Solo kicking ass

LIVE GOD DAMN YOU!  We got a heater here. Bryan tells us about his childhood that was spent throwing rocks at canadian tourists for wearing speedos and Bruce meets Ric Flair and Mike Tyson in the same week and we find out that Bruce's dad lost money on the Tyson/Spinks fight

Devonte Adams and Aaron Rodgers are officially divorced and the Vokey Family is in mourning - while the Dodgers got Freddie Freeman and Bruce can't handle it. And we get down to business - white cornerbacks, NFL/MLB trades, and Bruce has a whole new look.

WOW I JUST LOST MY LAST $518k! Damn. This episode rocks. There's so much shit going on this week and we cover every single topic. TUNE IN!!!!!!!

WE STAND WITH BRITTNEY - LEGALIZE HASHISH YOU RUSSIAN BASTARDS! This is a great episode mayne, we got it all - Bryan welcomes back his abusive husband (Aaron Rodgers), Bruce gives his take on Russell Wilson leaving Seattle and Zach produces the hell out of this one - TUNE IN!

Maaaaaan baseball is stupid as hell. We got some Ted Williams shit going on with Ukrainian boxers, nobody is going anywhere in the NFL - and Cain Velasquez drives a chevy truck.

Aaron Rodgers writes a suicide note, Bruce and Bryan learn about glory holes, A skiier freezes his penis (for a 2nd time?) and Matt Stafford leaves the pocket. 

These fat dummies are together again. They break down the super bowl, what the NFL playoffs look like next year, Bruce goes snowboarding and hates it, Bryan is a blue collar worker - and Josh Hamilton has awful tattoos.

(Insert Fire Emoji's) GOT DAMN - THESE 2 FATSO'S ARE ~COOKIN' WITH A$$~! This week is a heater. The boyz are talking the Prostitute Caravan on it's way to the super bowl, Kyler Murray's social media weirdness, the Pro Bowl and what other skills they should showcase and Steve-O hanging out with Alvin Kamara  

It's on. Like every single other week, this week is the best podcast yet. The Boyz are talking cancelled Mascots, Bryan issues multiple apologies, Bruce wears short shorts and the dudes have a new producer. What more could you want?

Bruce let's Bryan talk about the devastating Packers loss on his own terms and Bryan is looking for a new sport after quitting football

MANNNNN IT'S BACK! This podcast rulez, quit sleeping. We're talking Enrique Iglasias mole, Blue Man Group, Playoff Predictions, dudes on IG who look like GeoDude and a 1 armed basketball player. Shut yo mouth.

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE!!!!! It's a good one. These bros only know 2 things, sports and friendship. This week they're breaking down the NFL Playoffs and also talking about the best ways to wrestle a coyote, what more could you want?

Da boyz are back in the new and improved Fat Jocks Studio™ after Bruce had Covid22. Bryan swears off dairy and accuses Bruce of ordering milk at restaurants, Bruce gets his ass kicked at Madden all week and the dudes layout their NFL Playoff predictions.

Look, we get it. Baker Mayfield sucks, but y'all can't threaten to kill the guy online. Well you can, who cares. Just don't do it. This is a screamer of an episode. The boyz induct John Madden into the Fat Jock Hall Of Fame and tell you where to put your $ for the College Football Playoff. BOOM.

Bruce is in Bakersfield and Bryan was in Florida but through the power of the internet they came together and had a banger podcast. They talk Jake Paul, Aaron Rogers, Bill from Masterchef and they compare their Dad's holiday behavior around their Girlfriends. ENJOY IT.

(JOE BIDEN VOICE) "C'MON MAN"  It's another heavy ass episode. OJ Simpson is off parole, the Boyz hit the jackpot when it comes to they're Ladiez, Shad Kahn is NOT Charles Manson and Bryan tells you which QB's are playing where next year. Tune in mayne

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING LISTENING TO ANYTHING BUT THIS PODCAST. This week it's a hot one as always. Bryan's never seen The Sandlot and his Dad wouldn't buy him JNCO Jeans. Bruce is coming up in the world and wants to play for that Thai soccer team that got stuck in the cave. Big Ben is retiring and some Canadian football players had they're own malice in the palace. Rate and review the podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fat-jocks/id1546698596   Follow Bruce, Bryan and the pod on Instagram:  Pod: @FatJocksPodcast Bruce: @BruceGray Bryan: @MrBryanVokey  

This is the #1 mostly sports podcast and to be frank folks - it ain't even close.  The Boyz break it down hard this week. Bryan has an unbelievable time watching what he called the best boxing night in years, Lincoln Riley's deal is somewhat better than Bryan's Dad's USPS job transfer deal, Bruce gives the MLB State of the lockout, and all kinds of other crazy stuff man.    Rate and review the podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fat-jocks/id1546698596   Follow Bruce, Bryan and the pod on Instagram:  Pod: @FatJocksPodcast Bruce: @BruceGray Bryan: @MrBryanVokey      

The Boys are back with a HEATER! They discuss the 2022 MLB Hall Of Fame Ballot, Iranian Woman's Soccer controversy and discover their new favorite actor - O.J. Keith Simpson

The STAPLES Center is now the Crypto.Com Arena and that blows dudes, the boys choose their own arena name and Bryan wants to be in his own Ring Of Honor.

Bruce spent the weekend in Texas and Bryan spent the weekend kissing his Aaron Rodgers poster. This week is a wild one. Henry Ruggs, Damon Arnette, and the Longhorns Special Teams Coaches girlfriend, who just happens to be a stripper named Pole Assassin, has a monkey - and it bit a trick or treater. All that and a shocking amount more - TUNE IN

The Boyz break down the hatred for Joe Buck, Derrick Henry's foot injury, and get down to where exactly was Brett Farve on January 6th

Bryan has a hell of a day at the dog park and Bruce would have kept Tom Brady's 600th touchdown

IT'S TIME!!!!! Bryan makes his picks for the starting 5 for coolest NBA players but also the lamest NBA players and Bruce tells a story about a kid smacking his Mom at a Mariners game.

Bryan has a mid life crisis at a urinal and Bruce has an idea for a heist

JESUS CHRIST WHAT A PODCAST. The Boys get down to the bottom of this Urban Meyer fiasco by calling the bar itself and seeing what REALLY went down and what they'll do to help out horny dudes in the future. Vokey does pretty good on his picks again and the CEO of Zaxby's chicken's Nascar Driver son has a bad week. 

ITS.....TIME. THE FAT BOYZ ARE IN STUDIO AND IT'S WILD. They get into meeting girls on America Online, what would have happened if they were on flight 93 and more importantly the Wild Card Races, Week 3 football recaps (Bryan once again goes 12-4 in picks) ,They give information on a new ticket scam at baseball games and THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. TUNE IN.

THIS IS IT FOLKS. THE LAST REMOTE EPISODE OF FAT JOCKS. WERE IN STUDIO NEXT WEEK! This episode is a banger. Bryan recaps his week 2 PiCK EMz - he went 12-4, breaks down the rest of the league and we talk the wild card races and all kinds of other good shit. FAT JOCKS PODCAST, JUST DRINK IT!

THIS PODCAST IS SICK!!!! WHAT A LIFE! Vokey goes to a few baseball games, tries to avoid the Aaron Rodgers conversation, Evander Holyfield gets elder abused, and we got week 2 PICK EMZ. 1 MORE ZOOM EPISODE UNTIL WE'RE BACK IN STUDIO. LETS GO

These boys are fat but god are they smart. They GET it! Bryan gives his picks for all divisions, awards, and everything inbetween and Bruce does his best! LISTEN TO IT!

THEY'RE BACK. Due to all kinds of nonsense a week was skipped and it will never happen again. This is an insane episode. The boys break down Bishop Sycamore High School AKA the best thing to ever happen to high school sports and they're talking the Mets being cursed and Bruce going to a baseball game and almost getting arrested for calling Jose Altuve Short. ITS ON!!

The boys are on FIRE in this EPISODE, holy SHIT!!!! They're talking Jack Morris, Fernando Tatis moving to the outfield, Arena Football, Bryan is going to get beat up by a few different athletes and Bruce confesses his love for the wave. It's a good one. TUNE IN!

Bryan wakes Bruce up at an ungodly hour to record this ep but I'll be DAMNED if it isn't one of the best ones. They're talking all kinds of shit. They're talking a German olympic coach punching their horse, Max Kellerman's beastie boys days, Bruce gives Bryan a pop quiz, and Bryan narrowly escaped being an arsonist. LISTEN UP!!!