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Taylor and I revisit our podcast from last year, and Taylor explains the possibility of cocaine possibly ending up in your purse via, the wind.Sorry Aliens, we don't blame you. 

Ladies, fellas, if your partner says they don't want a gift this year, do the exact opposite of that.   You've been warned.And, can the ghost of Marvin Gaye save a dying species of monkey via the voice of an impersonator to help stimulate some monkey mating in a UK zoo?

I love people, so much.  The Butt Bandit out in Nebraska sure made an impression on me this week.Got my truck back, after 2 fuel pumps and a $2,200 bill.  The movie "Don't Look Up" hits home. I hate the media and the internet. But not YouTube.  Loveee YouTube.

Thank you YouTube for providing me with hours of videos that sometimes help and/or complicate things worse. Had to fix my truck this week, the part guy was a legend.  I will make, maybe my last EVER green bean casserole, when I attempt to make this recipe that is claimed to be ONE OF THE BEST forms of it to exist.And man, I want to see Australia, but also, I do NOT want to see Australia. 

Thank you Canada for providing and being the Pod this week's nominee for "Why Aliens Avoid Us".  I havent laughed that hard in quite a while.  Also, R.I.P.  Bobby Saget, man.  I'll never forget the first time I heard your stand up comedy after watching you for years on Full House.  I don't think my mouth came off the floor.

Whether you like it or not, 2022 is underway folks.  Feel free to step inside, take a look around, but for the first few days, please do not touch anything until we can confirm that everything is going to be ok.Before the year even began, we had to say goodbye to our National Treasure, Betty White.  May her beautiful soul rest in peace.  To update on how much Elon is paying in taxes for 2021, last week I said it was $7 billion-ish.  Turns out, it's only slightly higher than that.  Only slightly.  And Why Aliens Avoid Us comes to you this week from a United Airlines flight, involving a man & some underwear that may or may not be his.  

Times 2021 POTY Elon Musk paying his taxes.  I don't understand F1 anymore apparently.  And my infamous social media posts of "Why Aliens Avoid Us" will now become a staple on the Podcast.  This week's first contributor: the entire state of Delaware.

Back in my day, yeah, I'm that old now.  Kids don't know how good they got it nowdays.  Technology ain't stopping anytime soon. Also, I'm crawling through life one day of antibiotics at a time right now, but I'm a survivor dude.  And also hey, fake arms MIGHT not be the best idea if you're planning to get vaccinated.  

I'll ramble about how I think I have Covid for the 6,000th time, almost checking myself into the E.R. early this morning, nearly coughing my ass out of my mouth, and how in 2 billion years when the earth is on fire, all of your earthly problems won't matter, so why dwell on them right now?

You're subjected to SO much in your daily life.  To an extent, you have control of what you see. Please, take control on what you canI love you all, and wish you all the best.  Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

Long-time buddy of mine, Auric Avila, stops by and informs/shares information about Ketamine, receiving Ketamine treatments, and the benefits it could provide you in your life.  We also talk about his book "Your Life is Shit and It's a New Day", and how in 5 minutes (8 minutes if you read slow like me) it can aide in changing your mindset of your current situation to push you in the direction of finding solutions, accepting what it is, and appreciating what you do have.

A morning that started at 3am, and a race that I almost didn't make it to, October 2nd 2021 will be a day I won't soon forget.

A much needed hiatus away from the mic that will hopefully be a solid foundation for what's to come. Appreciate what you have, when you have it, while you have it man. A lot has changed, and a lot of good things to come. 

Alright Covid, enough already.Let's talk Noah & the logistics behind gathering two of every animal.  How many animals didn't survive the journey?If you could have ONE super power, what would you pick?

Some weekly facts about raccoons, I learn about different melanistic animals, ugly & custom shoes from Converse (slowly becoming one of my favorite shoe brands), and more about the brain.You are not alone.  Being not ok is ok.  We're human.  We are emotional beings.  We are continually learning as we get older, and are exposed to new scenarios daily in which we choose how to act/react.  If you ever need an ear to listen, someone to lean on, or a shoulder to cry on, know that you can always get in touch with me and I'll make sure to do whatever I possibly can to assist you or get you the assistance you need.If you or a loved one is going through the mental struggle in your life and are contemplating suicide, please call the National Suicide hotline at 1-800-273-8255

Ill give you some shark facts, I'll maybe give you a laugh, I'll maybe make ya think a bit.Life is good.  Keep your head up when ya can, and just hang in there when ya can't.Also, don't knowingly buy broken things.

Slept hot, dreamed weird. Man maybe I need to get back on medication.  35 has been weird so far.  I started sleeping back in bed a little while ago, after roughly 2 years sleeping on my couchI talk the McGregor fight this coming weekend, the bank putting a hold on my account for a Facebook donation, dry 4th of July in my neighborhood, and when is it socially acceptable to sneeze on someone in public again?

Another year older, another year same amount of wise!I see F9, I turn 35, I lose things, drop things, and eat $400 because I'm an adult now.

I broke my pinky toe. Absolutely brutal.  Sometimes obeying rules gets you hurt.  I talk about my inflated ego and pride, and I look into who the oldest person to ever exist was, modern day and biblical "characters".

Happy Father's Day to all you Father's out there this weekend!Come on out to South Ogden Days tomorrow, your boy is gonna be judging the talent show, so bring your best talent so I can super judge you.

Another week of my neighbors using my truck, expiration dates of food items, Jazz are 2-0, my doormat arrived, and I have an expose all moment where I talk about when nature calls, you answer the best you can, where you can, with what you can.

I'm surprised I've managed to blabber for 16 episodes already.I mowed my neighbors lawn again.  I run my mouth as usual.

After doing Stabler Hill's podcast with him this morning, thought I'd deplete the rest of my voice for the day.I feed off the sun, so I speak why and what I do enjoy about the PNW and maybe I can't move there....or maybe I will.  I build a fence section, Go Jazz, and phone etiquette people. Don't be a dick on the phone. 

Just listen.  I'm too lazy to write a description this week.

I had already entered this description already, but I guess I'll do it again.Obviously, I'm off today.  BUT, that's what therapy is forrrr.If you own other properties, pay a random neighborhood kid to mow your lawn.  Otherwise, angry neighbors like me end up caving and doing it.If your car is slow, park it and buy a bus pass.  Otherwise, get in the right lane and at least try to do the speed limit.  Also, if you're in the left lane, do the POSTED speed limit, or I'll let ya hear about it at the next stop light.

RELAX on the FB/Insta filters.  You're beautiful.  Accept your face, it's what you have.Seaspiracy documentary, news/media, extinct animals?  Really though?  Really?

One of my best buds in the entire world, Scott Koga, sits down to talk about everything from his father, Mike Koga, to Jr. High & High school memories.

Unprepped.  Blabbed. My issues will hopefully become your humor.  Road rage is horrible.  Just, shut up.  See a therapist.  I have a recommendation.

I need a new opening tune for the pod.ANYWAYS, a guest-less ramble sesh of the week, the dreadful news, laundry, and the dominating Jazz right now.Also, I speak about my experience doing a marathon distance with James Lawrence, AKA Iron Cowboy, on Thursday afternoon.  The man is incredible, accomplishing incredible things.

Battled mixer issues right outta the gate, but got it figured out luckily, because the guest tonight was memorable.I am able to sit down with South Ogden City's Mayor, Russ Porter, to talk about the now, a little about himself, his past, & the future of the city of South Ogden, Utah.For local South Ogden small businesses looking for a highlight with the Mayor, please email jhealy@southogdencity.gov or rporter@southogdencity.gov for a highlight on South Ogden City's social media platforms.

Got the opportunity to speak with my good friend/musician J.D. DeGroot about the journey he has taken the last few months. We talk about his move to Nashville, tornadoes, his music, his influences, and what he has in store for the future.Check out J.D.'s Facebook/Instagram @ J.D. DeGroot music, and listen to some of his work on Spotify (J.D. DeGroot), where you can hear his 5 track EP titled "One Six String".

Groundhog day needs to be revised.  I talk Jazz, my unselfish mother,  and I am STUNNED when I find out that the movie I am Legend has an alternate ending. 

Mid week update, fresh outta Facebook jail for 24 hours.  Proven innocent, *takes a bow*Robinhood might actually be closer to cancelling my account, which is good news.  Also, uh, YouTube doesn't suck.  I got lost on YouTube this morning for well over an hour.I get serious in this episode.  No idea why.  Annnnnnnnnd then the Jazz lost.

On a roll.  Season 1 Episode 4 is diving into a little more of what and who I am.I talk the Grammy's, a couple performances, WAP, & big shout to Posty for another solid performance.Robinhood app is criminal, Stimmy checks getting out there, and I admit I make mistakes.

For exactly 3 minutes and 11 seconds, I just wanted to swing by and wish you all, another Happy 311 day.  Celebrate today with some good music, let someone know you care about them, and spread some happiness today.   Stay positive & love your life ya'll. 

I get to sit down with my favorite little brother, who I've had the pleasure of knowing since he was born, to talk about the then and now.  I learn.. a lot... and you will too.And um, the movie "Elf", apparently might not be the best movie to show to your kids, turns out.

After years of listening, I finally jumped on the wagon and decided to join the exciting world of podcasting, which is unfortunate for you all.I'll attempt to keep it as clean as possible, with no guarantees.  I'll touch on basically everything and anything that has happened recently or whatever is on my mind.  So buckle up, because if my social media offends you, just wait until you hear it in your headphones.