Lost The Script

Grease up your big rig or whatever truckers do, listener, this week LTS is reviewing the woefully wonky and wintery Liam Neeson vehicle, 2021's The Ice Road. Turn on the defrost because this flick's plot is on thin ice!

Bundle up because this week our forecast calls for freezing storms and terrible impressions as Lost The Script guesstimate a plot full of doomsday events, lost paradise, and Keian's encyclopedic knowledge of Zambonis all inside the poster of 2021s The Ice Road (Or Ice The Road, no one knows)! This podcast's on thin ice!

Stop the tape, listener, turns out editing reality is much easier than the tagline of this week's movie implies. Join Chris and Keian as they review the 2021 psychological thriller, Censor. How's that for a video nasty?

Happy Halloweekend, listeners! Start carving those pumpkins as you listen to Lost The Script brew a tale of spooky TV ghosts, phallic atomic keys, and celebrity murder as they guesstimate 2021's Censor. Boo!

Grab your best farming hat listener! This week Lost The Script reviews the critically acclaimed film Minari (2020) and contemplates a life on the farm!

Dust the ol' cobwebs off your best Y2K outfit, listener, candy necklaces are making a hard comeback as the boys guesstimate a plot involving crazed candy genius, the ethics of consuming sentience, and a fight for the civil liberties of all peoples (tiny or otherwise) It all sounds a lot more serious than it is! TW: Suicide, Filibustering

Where does the time go, listener? In this episode we listen as Keian and Chris grovel for your mercy, more or less, for the long break that happened seemingly out of nowhere! Regularly sanctioned episodes resume next week so please return my family if you're the one who knows what that means.

Make sure you bring your tokens as you join LTS while they review the woefully silent work of Mr. Cage in 2020's Willy Wonderland!

Gather your tokens and dust off your best Skee-Ball shoes because LTS is gonna win that vegetable spiralizer for 2000 tickets as they guesstimate a plot full of blue collar struggle, colorful ambiguous characters, and machine on slightly-more-machine violence for 2020's Cage vehicle Willy's Wonderland. Smells like a Cage Match!

Join Lost the Script as they buckle up for the cross-country journey that is reviewing 1971's Duel!

In this week's Guesstimation, Lost The Script forges a tale of nightmarish mechanoid human-hybrids, a dark cars-adjacent universe, and blossoming vehicular romance as they observe the poster for 1971's Duel. Start your podcasting engines!

This week the LTS boys review the 2021 sci-fi adjacent movie, Bliss. Hopefully this podcast is at least slightly less offensive than 2021's sci-fi adjacent movie, Bliss. Hopefully.

Prepare your very best Owen Wilson "Wow!" As Lost the Script begins after a hiatus with a new format and concocts a script filled with Nutty Professorisms, dating apps for multiple personalities, and easy emerald heists as they guesstimate the 2021 Amazon Original Bliss. This one's crazier than a road lizard.

Lost the Script is back and backer than ever! A new project awaits on the horizon while regular episodes begin once more next week- for now, listen to Chris and Keian ramble about Bards and Nobles, The Middleman, and reveal a pretty cool something something. The prodigal sons return to Podland.

Start your engines listeners, as the LTS boys pitch a high-octane plot of alcoholic racers, blind drivers, and the thinnest line between New Zealand and Australian accents when they guesstimate and later review 2020's Another Round. Why you have to be Mad(s)? It's only game!

Prepare for your knowledge of the galaxy to expand, listener, as you join the LTS crew for a sizable world-creating episode involving beloved ice-cream icons, dung-worshipping druids, and the chillest cow-themed music festival in the multiverse as they guesstimate and later review 2017's The Endless. Don't worry- it ends.

In this weeks episode, let your mind wander for us because we goofed! No part 1 this week, where you missed a tale of possum petting, ancient evils, and Casey Affleck's inevitable descent into madness. Jump right into the review portion of 2018's Possum. Whoops!

Calling all sleuths! Bust out your comically-sized magnifying glasses and come inspect a tale full of macabre street artists, confusing lineages, and abrupt endings, as Lost the Script guesstimates and later reviews 2020's The Kid Detective. Intrigue!

For the 50th episode of Lost The Script, instead of guesstimating an existing movie, the gang reacts to news of Paddington 3 and predicts a plot full of hokey accents, bearicide, and more twists than M. Night could shake a fist at. Put on your silly hat and grab a marmalade sandwich because Paddington is about to get darker than ever

In the latest Lost the Script, the boys double down on all the bird-hate as they formulate a tale of avian apologists, Moon politics, and a inter-species conflict set to boil over on a galactic scale, as they guesstimate and later review 2020's The Goldfinch. Put a bird on it!

Welcome back Script kiddies! In the premier of Season 2 of Lost The Script, Chris and Keian pitch a tale of BubbaGump espionage, International Drug Empires, and a sequel nobody asked for- as they guesstimate and later review 2013's Coherence. Life is like a box of chocolates, unhealthy in large doses.

Roll out the red carpet one last time listener because it's that time for the annual Scripties! Join LTS as we welcome a statistically likely better year and award the movies of years past their various awards. Place your picks but the real winner is friendship.

A very merry holiday to you listener! Join LTS as Keian takes the reins under Chris' supervision to twist a tale of grizzled Prog-Rock Wookie Roadies, dubiously named musical genres, and Grandpa's very unmerry yuletide invention as he guesstimates and the pair later analyzes the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special! Pour out some blue milk for the homies, cheer isn't the only thing spread on Kashyyyk this year!

Ascend dear listener, to the summit of mount Humpit and the bottom of a bizarre rabbit hole as the LTS duo guesstimates a tale of dimension hopping, horny Grinch cults, and genital heisting as they guesstimate and later review 2018's The Grinch. Pop some who-popcorn and grab a who-beer; this ones about to get a little who-weird.

In this weeks LTS, you get to hear Chris grovel before the courts of listeners as he is on trial for being a dumb child-man. But after this, put on your favorite ugly Christmas sweater for our review and analysis of Jingle Jangle! May god have mercy on his soul.

Smell that listener? That's the all-too-familiar stench of a superhero origin story! This week, justice dawns as the LTS crew meticulously crafts a tale of Insurance Heroes, Model Cities, and double-dead ghosts as they guesstimate and later review 2018's Accident Man. This time, it's all about Avengement.

In this weeks episode of Lost the Script, the boys take a trip to Beantown to concoct a tale of grisly stand-up routines, million dollar babies, and a Hail-Mary for one shamed talk-show host as they guesstimate and later review 2019's The Wretched. This one's wicked pissa.

Buckle up ya weebs, this week Lost the Script hops across the pond and across the plane of reality to create an animated tale of tyrannical coffee empires, Starbucks-crossed lovers, and incest? Maybe? You'll have to be the judge as we guesstimate and later review 2016's much-acclaimed Your Name.

Crack the case wide open with the LTS crew as our two hard-boiled Dicks sleuth through a plot of maternal confusions, unsportsmanlike hauntings, and Bruce Willis' locker full of hair as they guesstimate and later review 2019's Edward Norton directed Motherless Brooklyn. Of all the podcasts in all the world, why'd she have to walk into this one? Here's looking at you, listener.

Come all ye Ghouls and Goblins of the Airwaves! Lost the Script is proud to present a once-a-year terrifying audio event. The time has come for shocks and terror on all Hallow's Day. Think you can brave it?

Come all ye Ghouls and Goblins of the Airwaves! Lost the Script is proud to present a once-a-year terrifying audio event. Not here, not now, dear listener. The time for shocks and terror approaches- on all Hallow's Day. Think you can brave it?

In this Rocktober of an episode, the LTS boys imagineer a tale of a drunk hockey-coach-turned ghost writer, clown car vehicular manslaughter, and mountains of Stephen King's cocaine as they guesstimate and later review the authors regrettable foray into directing, 1986's Maximum Overdrive. Best paired with awful Australian rock bands.

In our 2nd spooky week of Lost the SCREAMS, our two ghoulish hosts concoct up a chilling tale of analog mech fighting, unlikely but lovable detective duos, and ethereal eldritch horror Nicolas Cage himself, as they guesstimate and later review 2006's flophouse of a film, The Wicker Man. Won't someone release us from this Cage?

Come hop on pops lap for a delightfully crass episode of Lost the Script wherein the boys craft a tale of fine dining experiences at affordable prices, mass murder, and hostile food industry takeovers as they guesstimate and later review the first horror movie of October, 2019's Come to Daddy. No bees in this trap!

Looks like you'll be staying after class in this weeks episode, listener, because this week, the LTS boys need to see you in their office to pitch a tale of 80's neon-soaked education, enough cocaine and whip-its to make Keith Richards blush, and questionable tonal shifts, as they guesstimate and later review the 2020 award-winning Bad Education. We'll see you in detention! -Reviews- Chris- 90/100 Keian- 89/10 -Recommendations- Chris- Rango (2011) Keian- Silence (2016)

Engaging comedy thrusters in 3...2...1... We have lunacy in this weeks foray into the final frontier as the LTS team creates a tale of Space Kush, Ex-Spy Kids, and Reggae Legends as they guesstimate and later review 2018's uber-artsy High Life. One small step for man... One very very small step for man. -Reviews- Chris- 73/100 Keian- 6.1/10 -Recommendations- Chris- The Station Agent (2003) Keian- The Devil All The Time (2020)

Spin the barrel, listener, cuz' this week the boys craft a seedy world filled with high stakes gambling, dangerous family traditions, and Micky Rourke being unceremoniously offed as they guesstimate and later review 2019's Lucky Grandma. Are ya feeling luck, punk? -Reviews- Chris- 87/100 Keian- 5.8/10 -Recommendations- Chris- Raising Kratos (2019) Keian- Booksmart (2019)

Step into the ring as the dynamic LTS duo square up against Rocky himself to rope-a-dope a bizarre plot of anthropomorphic public transit, unlikely country western love triangles, and suggestive catchphrases, as they guesstimate and later review 1984's box office blunder Rhinestone. I sure hope this one's a knockout because something about this movie makes me long for unconsciousness! -Reviews- Chris- Oh God Who Cares Keian- No One Should See This Obviously -Recommendations- Chris- Crawl(2019) Keian- Troupe Zero(2019)

It's your move listener, as this week the boys assemble a meticulously crafted plot consisting of deadly chess games, force-ghost Ice T, and a battle for the soul of man and Jim Parsons himself, as they guesstimate and later review 2019's Anna. Check(mate) please! -Reviews- Chris- 30/100 Keian- 6/10 -Recommendations- Chris- Dude Bro Party Massacre 3 (2015) Keian- Beasts Of No Nation (2015)

Dust off your Oakleys folks, cause this week the boys enter the woods to forage up a tale of unlikely friends, children's game witchcraft, and sitcom-syndicated bloodshed as they guesstimate and later review 1994's Ice-T vehicle Surviving the Game. Smell that? It's T-Time. -Reviews- Chris- 19/100 Keian- 2.3/10 -Recommendations- Chris- A Taxi Driver (2017) Keian- Into The Spiderverse (2018)

This week, the boys begin pilgrimage into the uniquely hokey world that is mid-90s scifi when they create a treacherous tale of emoji-turned radical terrorists, plot-laden-technobabble, and shoehorned video game movie adaptions, as they guesstimate and later review the singularly so-bad-it's-good 1995 Johnny Mnemonic. Strap on your Thompson eyephones, CX150 powergloves, and A-23-Z groin thrusters, cause we're going in. -Reviews- Chris- 41/100 Keian- 3.25/10 (But highly recommend) -Recommendations- Chris- Win WIn (2011) Keian- It's Such a Beautiful Day (2012)

Bring a towel listeners, because this week the boys get a little sweaty making a convoluted tale of phone company overlords, Keith Richard's wrinkly hands, and deus ex mech suits as they guesstimate and later review 2020's Netflix Original The Old Guard. Tim Blake Nelson impressions encouraged. -Review Scores- Chris- 68/100 Keian- 5.8/10

This week, we break the normal LTS mold to stop and smell the viewers! That is, the questions of the viewers in this extra-special Q&A episode where we contemplate movies, desert islands, and the darkest secrets we've hidden from the public eye. Fire away you hooligans!

In this weeks episode, the boys hop across the pond to craft a tale of pirates-turned-law-enforcement, sentient Real Dolls, and deadly milkshakes as John Michael McDonagh's 2011 film The Guard is riffed on and later reviewed. Buckle up for some of Chris' worst accents to date, and plenty of them, ya scurvy dogs!

Travel with us across the globe as the LTS fellas pitch an entire trilogy filled with autonomous stringed instruments, Stormtrappers, and a very 2 Chainz apocalypse. Later on, we'll all fast-forward in time to discuss the crescendos and decrescendos of 1999's The Red Violin. Arrivederci!

Pack your finest vacation khakis because this week, we're heading to Sin City with America's favorite rent-a-cop! In this one, the boys concoct a tale of ex-mall-cop-ladies of the night, gemstone related Vegas superstars, and a twist that would make Keyser Soze blush. Later on, we'll all take a regrettable look back on 2015's abominable Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Snake Eyes!

In this completion of the much celebrated Bong June, the LTS boys have probably too much fun guesstimating a world of ghostly antics, furry perverts, and unwanted prequels, as they later watch and review Bong Joon Ho's 2003 pitch-black masterpiece Memories of Murder. Might want to be sitting down for this one because it's gonna get Bongus!

Bong June keeps on rolling as the LTS team lovingly crafts a workplace dramedy of microscopic proportions, soda slamming celebrities, and a definite confusion on the goings on of the human reproductive system, as Bong Joon Ho's 2000 directorial debut, Barking Dogs Never Bite is guesstimated and later on reviewed. Do more squats, drink less Mountain Dew.

In this week's return to your scheduled programming, the Lost the Script hooligans strap on their finest wheeled sneakers as they envision a world of high stakes Heely cliques, undercover teenage mom brothers, and class-based intrigue while they guesstimate and later review Bong Joon Ho's 2009 thriller, Mother. Rev your Reeboks and get ready to laugh, come heel or high water.

In yet another untraditional episode, the boys discuss and attempt to fix Ol' Georgy's Prequel Trilogy as they patch up the issues with a tiny bit of help from predictive text and a whole lot of terrible ideas to cement LTS as the lead blasphemers of Lucas's fandom. Move over Walt, we've got this one.

In the first of what will be two sequential unorthodox episodes, the boys chat about annoying voice actors, terrible Nickelodeon reboots, and being bullied into doing impressions. Stay safe out there, and more importantly, watch the original School of Rock.