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Welcome to the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. With your hosts Lycan & Soul. A couple of nerds who enjoy shooting the breeze about whatever pops into their minds from real experiences to fantasies of their wildest dreams. Hope you enjoy the rantings of a couple Nocturnal Nerds.

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    • Feb 13, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 52m AVG DURATION
    • 68 EPISODES


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    #066 - The End of Rev Willy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 132:48


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan and Soul discuss what has happened in their weeks, including Bloodborne and the two Studio Ghibli movies they dove into this week. Rev Willy gets a final farewell, as we bid him a due we learn more about what makes him tick including what kind of mind-reading devices he believes are in ears of corn and at what point the soul enters the fetus. Of course, we will miss Rev, but we hope he will come back and bring us even more joy in a revival fit for a tantric partnership. Don’t forget insomnia fulled TikToks that Soul brings to the table to help really sandwich the episode in insanity and you’ve got another fantastic episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. IMPORTANT LINKS Rev Willy: http://www.findingmyrepublicangoddess.com/ Dead Wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji0nW8awNBs&feature=youtu.be SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #065 - A Real Handful

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 127:56


    On this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul and Lycan get real personal within the first 5 minutes and tell an embarrassing story. Lycan and Soul share a clip they found of a recycling King, and discuss their weeks. Lycan talks about his hype for the new Final Fantasy 7 game that recently released a trailer and Soul discusses some of the hidden sided effects to lack of sleep. Rev Willy gets another look as we read his autobiography depicting his personal goals and what he considers his strengths. We learn about the reverend’s religious affiliations, which might surprise you! We find out if Phil saw his shadow this Groundhogs Day, and we have a great idea for you for the upcoming Valentine’s day if you are feeling a little salty this Holiday season. We, of course, have article to shock and amaze and the abomination of the week is a real psycho who takes out his whole family out of greed. These stories and many more on this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Groundhogs Day: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/02/groundhog-day-2020-punxsutawney-phil-predicts-early-spring.html Ex Roach: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/you-can-name-cockroach-after-21357132 Overy Hairball: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/doctors-remove-huge-hairball-growing-21403675 Pervy Panty Sniffer Off Scott Free: https://thefreethoughtproject.com/cop-nanny-cam-sniffing-underwear-wtf/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=rss_notification&utm_id=359236.21634640754 The abomination of the Week: https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41632609/florida-man-found-guilty-of-using-claw-hammer-to-kill-family IMPORTANT LINKS Rev Willy: http://www.findingmyrepublicangoddess.com/ You Ain’t A Prize: https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/ewv2ap/you_aint_a_prize/ Recycle Guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNSphhMlU24&feature=youtu.be SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #064 - Rev Willy Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2020 127:46


    On this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan and Soul dive deeper into Rev Willie than previously imaginable. We have another guest speaker this week teaching us the science and dare we say the art of picking up ladies. If you have blue eyes, this one is for you. Lycan and Soul also talk about what happened over the last week, including Soul getting robbed! Our abomination of the week earns the trophy for the biggest overreaction of all time, and we topped off the dream of an episode with some lovely Tik Tok Cherries. So listen in for more Rev Willy fun and as always stories and tangents to delight, this week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES The abomination of the Week: https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/3-teens-killed-after-game-of-ding-dong-ditch-turns-deadly-victims-mother-says IMPORTANT LINKS Rev Willy: http://www.findingmyrepublicangoddess.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #063 - Introducing Rev Willy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 71:08


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast, Lycan and Soul introduce you to Reverend Willie before entering into their weeks. Soul talks about Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind, and Lycan has a new job this week! Brice Armstrong the much loved voice actor and narrator for Dragon Ball Z passes away this week at 84 years old. The articles are all over the place with a dentist who removes teeth while on a hoover board, a candle that smells like a vagina, and some people who make me worry about the human race. Don’t forget to top all that off with our abomination of the week! Come join us this week for all these stories and some uncontrollable laughter, on this episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Passing Of Dragon Ball Narrator Brice Armstrong: https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-dragon-ball-narrator-brice-armstrong-has-passed-away-aged-84-20200120?source=facebook Hover-boarding Dentist: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/12/dentist-who-rode-hoverboard-while-pulling-tooth-faces-patients-in-court/ Vag Candle: https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-vagina-scented-candle Solar Retards: https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-town-rejects-solar-farm-plan-because-of-fears-it-will-take-sunlight-20200117 The abomination of the Week: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7873941/Lobster-fisherman-stole-bosss-pug-dog-took-joyride-tortured-it.html LINKS Rev Willy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuPFHQW8g3Y http://www.findingmyrepublicangoddess.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #062 - Eating Kevin Bacon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 148:28


    On this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan and Soul talk about what has been going on during their hiatus. Lycan and Soul discuss the holidays Christmas and New Years and what gifts were exchanged and resolutions made. Soul has been doing some new art projects and Lycan is still plugging away at Persona 3. The stories this week don’t leave much to the imagination as we discuss eating Kevin Bacon on Christmas Eve, knocking out your spouse because you farted, and putting actual shit in your child’s IV. Somethings are new for The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast this week, we have upgraded our tech and therefore our ability to share more fun with you! You will hear clips curated by the hosts of the show and have the ability to watch them in the links below. This and of course so much more on the first episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast in 2020. ARTICLES Eating Kevin Bacon: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2020/01/06/police-release-disturbing-details-in-murder-mutilation-of-michigan-man/ Unlawful Pregnancy?: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2019/08/23/royal-oak-man-sues-ex-girlfriend-for-not-using-birth-control/ Headbutting Farter: https://apnews.com/c7da2f794ff4105b5573339751820b7a The abomination of the Week: https://discussglobal.com/tiffany-alberts-sentenced-feces-sons-iv/ LINKS Twinkie Lover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqM7AFL4ixA iPod Touch 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vHDnab01S0&list=LLSVfW-evRiIxMJpF5jnfYbw&index=2&t=0s SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #061 - Car-tastrophe

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 110:04


    On this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan and Soul talk about how things have been and catch up on the Thanksgiving Holiday. Lycan worked retail on Black Friday, and Soul has had endless car troubles. There is a lovely listener email with some questions including our feelings on Sword and Sheild the new Pokemon games, and what our last meals would be. We have some real class acts in the stories with a Penis Biter and Blender Beatin Beotch. The abomination this week is a contender for the worst human on the planet! These insane stories and of course many more on this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Penis Biter: https://www.nbc-2.com/story/41324235/florida-woman-accused-boyfriend-of-wanting-to-have-sex-with-another-girl-then-bit-his-penis McDonald’s Blender To The Face: https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/ohio-mcdonalds-customer-hit-face-blender-employee The abomination of the Week: https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/18/mother-killed-baby-rubbing-heroin-gums-get-sleep-10768356/?ito=metrous SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #060 - We Be Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 87:51


    Life has been a bit of a bitch lately.SOCIAL MEDIAPatreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #059 - Shackled By Shingles

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 38:33


    A bit of a weird week because of Soul being down with Shingles but we wanted to record something for you guys to hold you off until the next episode. Enjoy!ARTICLESOily Naked Florida Man:https://thestonkmarket.com/2019/10/22/naked-vaseline-covered-florida-man-streaks-through-mall-and-takes-dump-in-cash-register/Rotting Nutsackhttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10146658/man-scrotum-swelled-below-knees-rotting/SECRET LINKhttp://www.shadyurl.com/SOCIAL MEDIAPatreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #058 - Subway Showdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 102:36


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan and Soul discuss what is up including some new video games they have both started and Soul getting a blast from the past. In articles, we have some ball baths that are perfect for Christmas time, and a woman who almost dies injecting herself with juice! Not to mention a teacher getting wrecked in school, a peeping tom getting a beatdown, and the abomination of the week that was sent in by a listener. These stories and of course so many more on this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Testicuzzi: https://testicuzzi.com/collections/all-products/products/testicuzzi Fruit Juice Injections: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-woman-injects-fruit-juice-almost-dies-a8829911.html Fucked Up Miss Frizzle: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-13/queensland-teacher-passes-out-drunk-in-front-of-grade-2-class/11597644 Peepin’ Tom Beatdown: https://www.newsweek.com/naked-florida-man-arrested-beating-peeping-tom-death-police-say-it-was-not-self-defense-1466492 Abomination of the Week: https://www.ihorror.com/68-year-old-grandma-arrested-after-killing-and-eating-14-people/ SECRET LINK http://www.shadyurl.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #057 - Meaty Monkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 125:23


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast hosts Lycan and Soul talk about what is happening in their lives including the art projects Soul is working on and the video games Lycan are playing. We have a question sent in by a listener about VR gaming and the future of the gaming industry. We have a few great articles this week and introduced a new segment “Abomination of the Week”. We have a few Florida men this week, one assaulted a woman and child in their home for three hours and one is the Abomination of the Week. We also have a guy in Japan stalking a celebrity trough her pupil’s reflection in selfies which is using like using your superpower for evil. These stories, a few more, and a lot of tangents on this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Trans Transient: https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-baby-clothes-woman-hostage-1463585 Next LEVEL Stalker: https://nypost.com/2019/10/11/stalker-finds-pop-stars-home-by-studying-the-reflections-on-her-pupils-in-selfies/ “I Would Walk 300 Miles…”: https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/14/us/man-351-journey-14-year-old-girl/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2019-10-14T15%3A00%3A17&utm_term=link Abomniation of the Week: https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2019/10/14/florida-man-put-one-toddler-in-oven-threw-boiling-water-on-another-deputies/ SECRET LINK http://www.shadyurl.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #056 - Pooper Sticklerish

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 134:18


    On this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds podcast Lycan and Soul go through their weeks. Lycan and Soul are preparing for Halloween and are getting crafty. In stories, we have a Vegan dog toucher who is spending some time in jail. We also have Apple turning Russian men gay, and a sociopathic orphan straight from a horror movie! These stories and many more on this week’s episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Sexy Vegan Dog Toucher?: https://nypost.com/2019/09/29/man-named-sexy-vegan-accused-of-sexually-assaulting-his-dog/ iPhone Made Me GAY!: https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49933003 Benjamin Button Sociopath: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7479061/Mom-claims-Ukrainian-daughter-9-adopted-really-22-year-old-dwarfism.html SECRET LINK http://grandpanoclothes.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #055 - HUGE Stinky Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan and Soul talk about what they have been up to. Soul started a new job and has been sick as a dog, and Lycan finally finished Persona 4. In other news, the Nerds have a few articles that caught their eye this week, including a hamster getting flushed, a body exploding, a giant stinky dick and more. Join us this week for another fun-filled episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Huge Stinky Penis: https://nypost.com/2018/05/14/guard-with-huge-stinky-penis-found-guilty-of-abusing-inmates/?utm_source=reddit.com Port-O-Potty Explosion With Body Inside: https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-portable-toilet-fire-body-woman-discovered Emotional Hamster FLUSHED: https://www.ydr.com/story/news/local/pennsylvania/2018/02/08/flying-home-central-pa-she-says-and-airline-told-her-flush-her-hamster-she-did/319473002/ SECRET LINK http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #054 - Camel Testie Biter

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 134:02


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan discusses his week and almost blowing up the car, and Soul talks about how she quit her job and got a new one on the same day! The Nerds find some interesting articles this week to talk about including a Super Sperm Explosion, a french company having to pay for sex, a man who farted his way to a felony and a lady who bit the testicles on a Camel! These stories and of course many more on this weeks episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES SpermSpolosion: https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673?utm_campaign=NewsweekFacebookSF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social  Camel Testie Biter: https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/article_e046c5fc-dd5c-11e9-ba1e-8fc42923739b.htm Company Liable For Death During Sex On Business Trip: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-49662134  Strip Search Farter: https://www.newsweek.com/deliberately-farting-strip-search-1460505?fbclid=IwAR01zWcpeyU7X6IyQNyyGiDGz4uH4t_ALEwg-963WcbixPLm9tZ1zrRbZoY  SECRET LINK http://www.hen2hen.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #053 - Winds of Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 112:20


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast we talk about some big changes that are brewing for both Lycan and Soul. The Nerds talk about how their games are going and what shenanigans they got into this week. We have some real doozies for articles, starting with a man who murdered his mother and then some and ending with America putting its foot down on unsolicited Dick Pic’s; leading to Soul giving some uninvited tips for getting the best Dick Pic’s. Join us for some weirdness and fun this week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast ARTICLES Stalker Alert: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/08/14/cops-man-sent-woman-texts-days-some-sexually-explicit-threatening/?noredirect=on All Over Moms Dead Corpse: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9834528/son-sex-oap-mum-corpse/ Unsolicited Dickpic Salesmen Shutdown: https://www.businessinsider.com.au/unsolicited-dick-pic-sending-now-illegal-texas-500-fine-bumble-2019-9 https://www.rainymood.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #052 - One Year Anniversary

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 109:26


    On this week's episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast, we celebrate our podcasts 1st birthday, our one year podcasting anniversary and also our 4 years together anniversary! Lycan and Soul talk about their weeks including some of the gifts they got each other. The articles this week really pack the heat. We have a DUI with party moves written all over it and a horribly neglectful daycare that will be paying the price for their mistakes. The cherry on top this week is a pair of Florida men out to make a real name for themselves in the Eunuch fetish community! These stories and of course many more on this week's episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast.  ARTICLES Ultimate DUI Fail: https://people.com/crime/woman-oregon-dui-pours-liquor-taco-bell-worker-mouth/ Insane MacDonalds Rape: https://kfor.com/2019/09/03/family-suing-daycare-after-4-year-old-girl-raped-in-mcdonalds-bathroom/ Castration by Dr Gary : https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/florida-man-castration-botched-surgery-remove-testicles SECRET LINK https://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #051 - Sex Pigs Attack PokeGo Players

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 117:16


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast we are back to school and back into the swing of things! Soul talk about some awesome stuff shes been doing in and out of work and Lycan is finally in the 100 club! Buying a hover board was the least of the weirdness this week. We got some articles sent in by listeners, including a confused and angry vegan and a strip club who got shut down for accepting alternative forms of payment. We also cover a story that has about the wackiest headline you’ll ever hear “Sex Pigs Halt Traffic After Laser Attack on Pokémon Teens” and oddly enough it isn’t inaccurate! These stories and of course many more on this weeks episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Don’t Waft Your Meat My Way: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7419663/Vegan-locked-feud-neighbours-wants-stop-cooking-meat.html?ito=social-facebook  Food Stamp Lap-Dance: https://rare.us/rare-news/sharkey-bar-liquor/?utm_source=facebook  Sex Pigs Halt Traffic After Laser Attack on Pokémon Teens https://www.thelocal.se/20160816/pig-mask-pair-enjoy-waterwheel-sex-after-pokmon-hunter-attack  SECRET LINK https://www.youtube.com/askaninja SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #050 - Microwave DING

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 101:38


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan talks about the games he has been playing this week, Persona 4 and God of War. Lycan learns some lessons with day drinking and Limbo. Soul and Lycan both go to the Oregon State Fair and talk about what cool stuff they saw, and how terrifying the lift was! Soul had a doozy of a week and talks about her work getting remodeled and helping a resident say her final goodbyes to her husband. Cap it off with the kiddo returning home for the summer and its a fun filled week! A listener sends in some questions regarding Lycan’s food aversions and his thoughts on game emulation. Soul and Lycan wrap the show with some fun would you rather questions from the popular Reddit thread. Zingers like- Would you rather poop every time you orgasm, or have a 5% chance of saying the N word randomly in any conversation? and of course many more on this weeks episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. Reddit Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/WouldYouRather/top/?t=all SECRET LINK https://http://www.cachemonet.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #049 - No More Nemo!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 133:29


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast we talk about how our weeks are going. Soul has a huge group of traumatic deaths at work due to neglect and Lycan is depression playing video games into oblivion. We have a listener submitted article about getting filthy rich off of your Pokemon card collection. Some of the stories we cover this week include useless, brainless parents and nearly naked age regression in public! We also have a guy with a two week long boner with no end in sight and cops handing out play knives to stabbing victims. These stories and of course many more are shared on this weeks episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Pokemon Card Collection Sells https://kotaku.com/immaculate-set-of-pokemon-cards-sells-for-107-010-1837208118/amp#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s. Anti-Vaxxer Learns Nothing From Child's Near Death: https://www.livescience.com/64948-tetanus-unvaccinated-boy.html Naughty Nurse Leaves Man Dick-sabled: http://www.ladbible.com/news/news-man-has-painful-two-week-erection-after-injecting-drug-into-penis-20190810.amp.htmll Thong MAN: https://kutv.com/news/local/wearing-only-a-man-thong-suspect-fights-utah-police-officer-gets-tased Dull Cops: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/domestic-violence-victims-blunt-knives-police-abuse-stabbings-nottinghamshire-a8955141.html SECRET LINK https://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/photos/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #048 - Coke Cooter

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2019 99:50


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan and Soul share their daily lives. Souls work gets inspected by the state and Lycan is as sick as ever! We go into some listener submitted articles and questions, about the Ooblets controversy and a moving wall of honor going across America. The articles this week are especially exciting with a women doing coke in the back seat of a squad car to a boy killing his sister over WiFi. We cover several more articles and of course tell many more stories on this weeks episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES The Moving Wall: https://www.hometownlife.com/story/life/community/observer/livonia/2019/08/09/moving-vietnam-memorial-wall-comes-livonia/1965083001/ Ooblets’ Blog: https://ooblets.com/2019/07/we-did-the-thing/ Baby Rapin’!: https://www.grooda.com/lady-rapes-12-year-old-boy-made-a-sex-tape-and-share-to-friends-video/ Spreading the LOVE: https://nypost.com/2019/08/07/georgia-womans-viral-rant-says-shes-infecting-men-with-hiv/ Death Over Wifi: https://www.wsbtv.com/news/georgia/georgia-teen-who-killed-sister-over-wi-fi-password-gets-life-in-prison/972970856 Cracked Out Pussy: https://www.grooda.com/woman-handcuffed-for-snorting-drugs-hidden-in-her-vagina/ SECRET LINK https://www.genderanalyzer.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #047 - Fluffy Monkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 110:34


    On this weeks episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Lycan and Soul talk about their weeks, including Soul turning 30 and running into a violent creep on the beach, and Lycan finally getting benefits at work after 2+ years. We have a listener submitted article about a 10 year old boy catching assault charges after a game of dodge ball goes wrong. We also have listener submitted questions (always lewd), comments, and feedback that we read out this week along with out articles. This week we have a hum dinger about a cold McDonald’s order sparking a crime spree and a man who loves horses a little too much. This and of course much more shenanigans on this weeks episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Dodgeball Assault: https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/critics-of-10-yearold-boy-charged-in-classmates-dodgeball-injury-blame-racism-191039356.html#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s MACDonalds: https://theblackdetour.com/georgia-woman-received-cold-fries-at-mcdonalds/ Equestrian Obsession: https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/30/man-cant-stop-masturbating-fields-horses-prison-10484878/ SECRET LINK https://virtualpiano.net/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #046 - Crispy Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 133:09


    This weeks episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast is filled with like updates. We went to the beach and got some of the worst sunburns ever. We tired Air BnB for the first time and talk about our experiences living in someone else’s home for a night. Our home is being remodeled on the outside and we have been without power for quite some time now, that saga and more in our weekly updates! We answer some listener submitted questions about our favorite anime and cartoons are, as well as playing a quiz to test out Harry Potter nerd cred. This is Souls last podcast in her 20's as she turned 30 during the recording of this episode! This and so much more on this weeks episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. QUIZ Harry Potter Quiz: https://www.thequiz.com/quiz-harry-potter-trivia/ SECRET LINK https://virtualpiano.net/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #045 - Crazy Hobo Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2019 116:47


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul and Lycan talk about what is going on in their weeks. Souls birthday plans go belly up and Lycan looses a long time friend. Soul tries to expand her social circle and Lycan gets promoted to full time. Listeners send in their questions for Lycan and Soul like what is one thing you can not live without besides your family . We also are asked to explain a time that we laughed in inappropriate circumstances, and sense Lycan is such an angle he decided to pick a story of soul laughing instead of himself. We also have the news of the weird with Lycan and Soul discussing some interesting articles. Like what are we gonna do when the world storms area 51 and why did a man who apprehended a thief spend 2 years in jail?! That and so much more on this weeks episode The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Met Police officer bought TV porn at home of dead child's family: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-49033856 Thief dies, Hero Who Chased gets 2 years: https://www.afrinik.com/handbag-thief-falls-deadly-chasing-man-receives-2-years-jail-fine-e178000/ Area 51: https://time.com/5629630/visit-area-51/  SECRET LINK http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #044 - Pedo's Peckers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 109:53


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul and Lycan talk about what is happening in their lives. Lycan updates on his fathers open heart surgery, and a trip to Dave and Busters. Soul had Jury Duty and a huge fundraiser at work this week. A few questions get answered that were sent in by a show Patreon including what superpowers we would choose and why along with our favorite strains. We find an article about a women being forced to give birth in handcuffs and another women who showed why women from Georgia are bad ass. This and much more on this weeks episode on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Dear Mamma: https://theblackdetour.com/woman-forced-to-give-birth-in-handcuffs-settles/ Gasoline Bath: https://abc7news.com/woman-sprays-would-be-car-thief-with-gasoline-police/5380315/ SECRET LINK http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #043 - Poke Finals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 131:39


    This weeks episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast is filled with patriotic activities. Soul and Lycan talk about their weeks and how they celebrated the fourth of July. Lycan has two possible promotions in the works and Soul is doggy paddling hard. A listener sent in a story about the infamous Florida Man and his antics, this time playing Pokemon-GO, and Soul and Lycan discuss a nude she devil breaking into a Virginia families home and getting her ass handed to her. The week, the stories & more fuckery on this weeks Nocturnal Nerds podcast. ARTICLES Flordia Man:  https://www.mandatory.com/fun/1517565-florida-man-pokemongo#1 She-Devil: https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-dad-fires-39-shots-at-naked-devil-who-broke-into-familys-home-on-first-night-living-there-report SECRET LINK http://www.thesmokinggun.com/time-waster SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #042 - Today I Fucked Up (TIFU)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 137:31


    This week on the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast we talk about our busy weeks. Soul has a few fiascoes and Lycan finds a new game to love. The house hunting might have come to an end as Lycan and Soul hold their breath on a great new place! We delve into the land of Today I Fucked Up, the sub-Reddit where people share stories of how they are making real Ace in the Hole choices that end in humorous consequences. Like a women sending her boss a naked video of herself, or a whole family learning who has a different daddy for Christmas thanks to Ancestry DNA. REDDIT LINKS Sending Nudes To My Work Group Chat https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/b498i2/tifu_by_sending_nudes_to_my_employee_group_chat/ Buying Everyone A AncestryDNA Kit And Ruining Christmas https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/a99fw9/tifu_by_buying_everyone_an_ancestrydna_kit_and/ Sending My Wife A Random Dick Pic https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/a364ea/tifu_by_sending_my_wife_a_random_dick_pic/ Leaving THC Chocolate Out And Sending My Mom Into Orbit On Edibles https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/abi9ar/tifu_by_leaving_thc_chocolate_out_and_sending_my/ SECRET LINK https://www.venganza.org/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #041 - Tantric Barney

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 101:50


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast we talk about the weirdness in our weeks. We answer a listeners question about what tattoos and piercings we have and what future plans we have for body modifications. A listener submitted an article to us about some crazy fanatics getting all mad at Netflix for no reason. We also talk about a woman named Marijuana Pepsi getting her doctorate and the guy who used to be Barney is now a tantric sex Jigalow! Come join us for these and other adventures on this week's Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Idiots prove themselves idiots: https://ew.com/tv/2019/06/20/neil-gaiman-responds-christian-group-petition-netflix-cancel-good-omens-amazon/  MJ Pepsi: https://www.npr.org/2019/06/21/734839666/dr-marijuana-pepsi-wont-change-her-name-to-make-other-people-happy Tantric Barney: http://newsfixdaily.com/man-who-played-barney-the-dinosaur-now-a-tantric-sex-therapist/ SECRET LINK http://eelslap.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #040 - Naked, Ninja, Thief

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 157:24


    This week on the Nocturnal Nerds podcast Lycan and Soul share their busy weeks. Soul has an empty nest and a week full of frustrating moments including her work vehicle being in a hit and run. Lycan talks about the promotion and how he celebrated Fathers Day. We answer the question sent in by a listener. What fantasy world would we prefer to live in? We might take it a little too seriously. We get an article sent to us about a family of nudist ninjas attempting to steal corn bread from a Wisconsin Wal-Mart. Articles that pop up this week include one about a pet owner who had her healthy dog euthanized when she passed, as part of her will. Also a wasted Chinese man vomited up his own tumor and tried to swallow it again, so, of course we have to discuss that! ARTICLES Dog Dies with Owner Upon Her Request: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/healthy-dog-euthanized-virginia-because-owner-wanted-it-buried-her-n1009261 Drunken Tumor Swallower: https://www.aol.com/article/news/2019/05/22/drunk-man-throws-up-tumor-swallows-it-again-thinking-it-was-an-internal-organ/23732996/ Woman does Karate, Son get naked, dog steals cornbread at Wal-Mart https://upnorthlive.com/news/offbeat/woman-does-karate-son-gets-naked-dog-steals-cornbread-at-walmart-police-say SECRET LINK SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #039 - Families Are Complicated

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019 129:25


    On this week's episode of The Nocturnal Nerds podcast Soul talks about her adventures in chaperoning a herd of 10 year olds for two days. Lycan gets deep as he has a family health crisis pop up this week, and also gets interviewed for a promotion! SECRET LINK http://hardcoreprawnlawn.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Twitch: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Lycan’s Mixer: http://www.mixer.com/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #038 - Cum Crepes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 153:20


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast we talk about how our weeks have been, including a bee in the car fiasco followed by pizza failures of GRAND proportions. We got our fun on and had some drinks with friends and silly shit happened of course! We have been Poke Go’ing hard, as well as throwing our back into the Pokemon Competition Omega Ruby VS Alpha Sapphire! We discuss micro transactions in AAA rated games as requested by a listener MisterV. We also got a story sent in by listener Jangelz that we cover about a bad bitch going ghetto over some fries. We cover some nasty stuff like a Dog Defiler getting 60 days, and not even the judge being happy with it. Lycan discusses his excitement for the new Elgato Stream Deck and talks about its impressive upgrades. A crazy group of Floridians decided to have a freaky sex cult murder suicide mystery that’s a wild ride. We talk about a group of middle schoolers who added their own homemade batter to the crepes for their school cooking competition, and of course ... recorded it. These stories and of course a mix of our own, this week on The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES Burger Brawl: https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/denied-free-fries-woman-brawls-with-burger-king-workers-prosecutors-say Sex Murder-Suicide https://www.thedailybeast.com/german-crossbow-victims-were-part-of-medieval-sex-cult Elgato Released StreamDeckXL: https://www.elgato.com/en/gaming/stream-deck-xl Dog Fucker Let Off Easy: https://wsbt.com/news/nation-world/dog-had-to-euthanized-after-being-raped-man-sentenced-to-60-days-already-free https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/04/man-who-raped-fiancees-dog-gets-60-days-in-jail-judge-says-he-wishes-he-couldve-given-him-more.html Cum Crepes: https://nypost.com/2019/05/20/middle-school-students-allegedly-fed-urine-and-semen-filled-crepes-to-teachers/?utm_source=reddit.com Charles Ramsey Goodness (Dead Giveaway): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtbFuwjtk6Y SECRET LINK http://hardcoreprawnlawn.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Stream: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #037 - Majora's RAGE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2019 160:15


    We have a lot to share this week. Our work weeks are getting spiced up and the weather is warming up too. Soul is trying to find time to do what she enjoys and Lycan is applying for a new position at work. We update on our Pokemon Competition, as it gets into the final stretch Lycan is ahead in hours. We talk bout how we feel about the Game of Thrones ending and the series as a whole, including spoilers but there is a time stamp with in the episode to help you avoid them. We discuss a question sent in VIA the discord and tease a few exciting topics for next week all on this episode of The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. Majora’s Rage: https://clips.twitch.tv/ResilientBoldStingrayCharlieBitMe SECRET LINK https://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Stream: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #036 - Wal-Mart Arson

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 105:37


    This week on The Nocturnal Nerds podcast Lycan almost crashes the car into a wild animal, we revisit the ProJared scandal while he comes whimpering up for air. A local mad man tries to start his own pool cleaning company and ends up costing Wal-Mart millions. Colorado is leading the way yet again in the war against the war on drugs as they move to legalize mushrooms. Lycan and I are chipping away at our Pokemon competition and as our competitive natures rise we decide to do a Couples Quiz to see who knows who better, you’ll be surprised at the results! We talk about these and of course many more things this week on … The Nocturnal Nerds Podcast. ARTICLES ProJared https://twitter.com/ProJared/status/1129557897837342721 Wal-Mart Arson: https://democratherald.com/news/local/prosecutor-suspect-said-lebanon-walmart-fire-was-trial-run/article_c3a1701d-b0db-54cf-a35f-d09883cbc265.html Legal Shrooms: https://www.shouselaw.com/colorado/drugs/CO_psilocybin_mushrooms.htm CouplesQuiz in Android Store: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.subtlemedia.couplequiz SECRET LINK https://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/photos/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Stream: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #035 - Smooth Cheeks

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 88:34


    This week The Nocturnal Nerds talk about how they celebrated Mothers Day, their work week and their hair removing experiments. The Pokemon Competition continues; Soul gets saltier by the minute as Lycan flies ahead playing nearly 20 hours in one week! We found some long lost iTunes reviews and read them out and talk about them as well as a fresh review from this week. The Nocturnal Nerds cover a few articles sent in by a listener, and then talk about the train wreck of a marriage ProJared scandal. ARTICLES Saucy Syringes: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/seven-syringes-seized-275931 Eating Ass And Proud of It: https://nypost.com/2019/05/08/florida-man-jailed-for-i-eat-a-bumper-sticker-refuses-to-back-down/ ProJared: https://www.thecut.com/2019/05/projared-cheating-scandal-underage-nudes.html https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-fall-of-projared-knabenbauer-a-predatory-youtube-gamer-accused-of-soliciting-nudes-from-underage-fans Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProJared/ SECRET LINK http://hmpg.net/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Stream: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #034 - Turd Nuggets

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 100:13


    Welcome to the Nocturnal Nerds podcast where we talk about life, our hobbies and the wackiness we find on the internet. This week we had police officers as unexpected guests to our home. Lycan was able to beat 2 games in 1 week, and Soul started a new drawing. Soul is catching up to Lycan in the Pokemon Competition and we are getting close to finishing the games. We discuss the reviews the show has been getting lately, how we feel about them and what we are going to do about them. We also got an email this week with an article from a listener so we discuss that before diving into the wackiness we found on the web. This week in weird news one Arizona man calls his cat a whore and attracts a lot of attention. Over 3,000 severed penises find their way into an undercover drag queens home, and a McDonald’s Employee finds a really inventive way to stick it to the man. Materia Lockdown http://www.materialockdown.com ARTICLES Fucking Pussy: https://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2019/03/28/mans-penis-gets-stuck-in-cat-after-he-tries-to-have-sex-with-it/ Turd Nuggets: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mcdonalds-employee-accused-of-smuggling-80-lbs-of-mcnuggets-in-his-anal-cavity/ 3000 Dead Dicks: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/ SECRET LINK http://www.myhousematesdiary.com/choose-your-month/january-2009/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalPatreon iTunes: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerdsiTunes Discord Channel: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalDiscord Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalTwitter Nocturnal Facebook: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalFacebook Website: http://www.bit.ly/NocturnalNerds Soul’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsTwitter Soul’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/SoulsInsta Lycan’s Twitter: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitter Lycan’s Instagram: http://www.bit.ly/LycanInsta Lycan’s Stream: http://www.bit.ly/LycanTwitch Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #033 - Battle Scars

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019 132:33


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks. Soul has been testing out that green thumb of hers are work despite the fact that it isn’t anywhere in her job description I wonder why? The Cunt of last episode was finally given a bit of silent Justice we all should rejoice in her unknown pain. If you have not already seen Avengers: Endgame or Game of Thrones Season 8 YOU SHOULD! Final Fantasy VII Materia Lockdown challenge is coming to a close with a total of 18 hours played this week….oooof…. Lycan ALMOST got a promotion but isn’t too bummed about not getting it. Last but not least can Landlords working for HUGE Companies all collectively go suck a giant chode please and thank you! Materia Lockdown: http://www.materialockdown.com SECRET LINK http://www.myhousematesdiary.com/choose-your-month/january-2009/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #032 - Our Worst Habits

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 109:28


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks. Soul’s Easter Bash has some hicups while Lycan’s work seems to be improve maybe? Some BITCH has been talking shit around the office you guys and it is time to lay down the law. Lycan has been having a blast with the Materia Lockdown Challenge. We answer a BUNCH of listen emails. Also a lady get some bees stuck in her eye I guess? Materia Lockdown: http://www.materialockdown.com SECRET LINK https://zoomquilt.org/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

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    #031 - 5 Giners

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 148:47


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks. How Soul had to deal with the police at work and how Lycan beat another game and their crazy family adventure. To close out the show they do some would you rathers some getting a pretty indepth answer. . Materia Lockdown: http://www.materialockdown.com SECRET LINK https://www.sarina-brewer.com/introduction.html SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

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    #030 - Fight Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks, we give our weekly Pokemon Competition update and one of us has made a good amount of progress this week while the other has drug their nut-sack around… we will let you guess who is who. We decided to dip into our story archive of “Things we will have time to talk about later” and tell you guys a little about our youth. Particularly our fight stories, the who, what, when, where, and why of our finest scrappy hours! CHECK OUT Here’s Johnny Podcast: https://heresjohnnypodcast.wixsite.com/horror Also Check out Video Palace: http://videopalace.shudder.com/ SECRET LINK https://www.sarina-brewer.com/introduction.html SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #029 - Changing Our Names?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 177:19


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks, Did you know that Laughing Yoga is a thing? and also something that can make someone so MAD & also cry?… With Spring break coming to an end we say goodbye to freedom and resume normal adulting. Pokemon Competition update and well gonna be honest with ya only one of us is making progress. We finally get back to reading some articles we found (YAY!) one is about a woman asking the internet about her newly wedded husbands micro-penis the other is about a woman who’s orgasm was so strong that she had a god damn stroke! CHECK OUT RPG GOLDEN YEAR PODCAST: https://rpggoldenyears.podbean.com/ ALSO CHECK OUT MATERIALOCKDOWN: http://materialockdown.com/ ARTICLES Teeny Weeny Peeny: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/marriage/man-to-sue-his-wife-after-she-exposed-his-micropenis/news-story/96de6b540385045a645eaf90b1e7b87c OG Reddit Thread About Micro-Penis: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/anyom1/aita_newlywed_husband_32m_wanted_to_wait_til/ OSS: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/orgasms-strokes-british-medical-journal_n_5c89665de4b0450ddae6eb2a (Oral Sex Stroke) SECRET LINK https://www.fishcam.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #028 - Sexual Fumblings

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 191:36


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks, with work for them both being very hectic and spring break just beginning they went on a bunch of adventures! Secret Link http://www.windows93.net/#!arena93 SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #027 - No More Second Cummings

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 117:29


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks, give a update to the Pokemon Competition, Soul work is under heavy quarantine due to the recent flu outbreak, they touch on how important it is to be kind to one another as well as the fact that sperm sometimes tasty TERRIBLE. Secret Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_dfIqmqSTw SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #026 - Twitch Thots

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2019 93:46


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks where they bought a new car and started a Pokemon competition. They discuss an email that was sent in by a listener, and talk about several articles including a dumb as hell hipster and a creeper Khalid. Secret Link https://remoji.com/ Articles Hipster Dumbass: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-mad-over-hipster-photo_n_5c82cf2ae4b08d5b78619034 Khalid Saturday Nights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hqK-A0UxKw SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #025 - Deadly Cum Bubble

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 107:40


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks, Soul having a very long Mardi Gras BINGO party at work while Lycan’s work week has been pretty quiet but streaming hasn’t been going over super well but the show must go on, as well as a bunch of weird as tits articles! Secret Link https://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox Articles Pokemon Reveal: https://swordshield.pokemon.com/en-us/ Taco Saucey Man: https://www-foxnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-man-dog-survive-5-days-in-vehicle-stuck-in-snow-eating-taco-sauce.amp?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fus%2Foregon-man-dog-survive-5-days-in-vehicle-stuck-in-snow-eating-taco-sauce Semen injector https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-hospitalized-after-semen-injections_us_5c42034ae4b0bfa693c33d59 SOCIAL MEDIA Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #024 - Eat My Booty!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 133:14


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks including all of the debacles ALL OF THEM, our sex life a lot actually…, and read a bunch of Today I Fucked Up (TIFU) from Reddit! Enjoy! Secret Link https://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox SOCIAL MEDIA Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #023 - Would You Rather?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 86:21


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks including the game of the year, doing taxes like a real adult and trying to get kidnaped by old ladies. We have a lister Would You Rather question that we discuss and it’s a little stomach turning. Then we talk about our history of sleep walking! Secret Link http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    Patreon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2019 26:42


    This episode we tell you all about our Patreon, how to get involved in supporting the show and what rewards there are for doing so. Check it out if you’d like to learn more about becoming a Nocturnal Nerds supporter. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NocturnalNerds SOCIAL MEDIA Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #022 - Baby Boomer B*tches

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019 154:20


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks where Soul almost knocks a old man on his ass, Lycan continues to have Wal-Mart take him to brown town, as well as answer a listener submitted question and responded to a listener comments about something said on a previous show. Viewer Submitted Videos https://youtu.be/_IQUrR2qkj4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8l2Ga3_wvU Secret Link http://get.your-d.tk/ SOCIAL MEDIA Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/fsf

    #021 - Edible Anus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 129:02


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about their weeks and they discuss a listener suggested article that leaves them reeling. Soul & Lycan also discuss how Ariana Grande needs to proof read before heading to the tattoo shop and what could possibly be the most american thing to be for sale EVER. Articles Edible Anus: https://twentytwowords.com/edible-anus-company-makes-chocolate-molds-loved-ones-butthole/ Ariana Grande Tattoo: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ariana-grande-tattoo-jokes-tmz_us_5c547d86e4b00187b5508148 27 Pounds of Mac & Cheese: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/costco-27-pound-macaroni-and-cheese_us_5c38e15fe4b01c93e009a901 Secret Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIc6gfhokbs SOCIAL MEDIA Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    #020 - Public Pleasure

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2019 146:36


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about our weeks, Lycan’s enjoying doing the remodel, Soul having some ME time, and then Soul took a quiz to see if she knew the Top 10 Searched Movies, TV and Characters of 2018 on PornHub. Articles PornHub 2018 Year in Review: https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2018-year-in-review Secret Link http://strangehorizons.com/non-fiction/articles/installing-linux-on-a-dead-badger-users-notes/?fbclid=IwAR09qSpvg4mCUJe5r3lxHccZizPpyElociFsC_n6metTVTLTyVDlZf39ots SOCIAL MEDIA Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    #019 - Unexpected Facial OH BOY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 112:19


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about our weeks Soul still kind of on shaky grounds with her job but there might be a light at the end of the tunnel, Lycan is starting a new NEW shift at work, then we talk about high school lover and other nonsense for a long time! ENJOY! ARTICLES Whoops… we talked to long next week we will talk about an article! Secret Link SOCIAL MEDIA Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    #018 - Doorbell Licker

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2019 79:30


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about our weeks Soul loosing a coworker which is making her job feel a little less secure, Lycans job getting better but still boring as hell, Soul rants about people having issues with body modifications and much much more. ARTICLES Door Bell Licker: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/doorbell-licker-caught-on-camera-salinas_us_5c34ea73e4b0116c1 Secret Link SOCIAL MEDIA Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    #017 - Clamate Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 135:59


    On this episode of the Nocturnal Nerds Podcast Soul & Lycan talk about our weeks the change of Lycan’s work schedule and how it effected everything in our lives, an angel passing away, a VERY interesting listener submitted question segement! ARTICLES Kidney Sushi: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/phoenix-woman-sent-date-159000-text-messages-threatened-to-turn-his-kidneys-into-sushi-police.amp Secret Link https://thatsthefinger.com/ SOCIAL MEDIA Discord Channel: https://t.co/ea0Kjo3kOK Nocturnal Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/nocturnalnerds_ Nocturnal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheNocturnalNerds Website: https://www.nocturnalnerdspodcast.com/ Soul’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/soulfullofhope Soul’s Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/soulfullofhope Lycan’s Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/LycanOfLight Lycan’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lycanoflight/ Lycan’s Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lycanoflight Intro/Outro Music: Unwritten Return Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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