Off in the Weeds

Kids Today with Their Portable TVs  | Off in the Weeds 041 Cell phones - wave of the future in TV entertainment Remember when we had to have community tv watching sessions? Melrose Place gatherings Short-lived social channels and which social channels are best for funsies Old men like Clooney having babies Donald’s Twitter Who said it? Bannon or Voldemort This is our time to revolt! Everyone gets their chance, right? John hates tattoos Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

Are we making a bigger deal over what President Trump Is doing? Does Planned Parenthood provide the services they advertise? Does Dr. Phil actually have the answer for healing the nation? Does Milo Yiannopoulos deserve the labels he is getting from liberals? Rate the Late Night Hosts. Elevator Entrapment Stories Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

Mercury Retrograde is affecting The Dad Vert Living vs Tiny Houses The Poo Haiku of vegetables The perils of regifting Holiday gifts that are ridiculously extra Punching or talking your way out of a situation? Which is better? The beauty of a Yankee Swap Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

Jess is adjusting to being mothered Why don’t people understand what “work from home” means The new segment entitled, Who, Me? Whose idea is it to save your sauces for eternity? BK and mustard - can you even GET mustard out of them? Definition of being “ready” for the holidays Google Express made John’s life! Wild turkeys and deer Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

Holiday weight gain - John’s having second thoughts about being skinny Mother in laws and their non-digital habits Dementia - keeps you on your toes, makes things fun TV Hiatus - John is bitter without winter programming Mayans MC - the Sons spin-off - are we excited? Porn and comedy don’t mix. We found a podcast that’s proof Why your ex shouldn’t be your emergency contact The beautiful horror of a hallmark movie Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

John and Jess lament the election results Let’s analyze what happened and why it’s all John’s fault Dad joins us and feels optimistic about The D for Prez Celebrities respond to the election Neil Young is 70! Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

Mansplaining and the communication problems behind it Asexuality and sex scenes - do you enjoy watching people hook up or hate it? Men and women at work - what should men do so they don’t get punched? Susan Sarandon won’t vote with her vagina - will you! Ralph Macchio turning 55! And other celeb birthday shockers Would you choose pop tarts or rice krispie treats? How can John fall asleep faster? Links: Susan Sarandon’s Voting Advice Would You Rather - Vending Machine Edition Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!!   Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

John gets a stress test - and it mostly sucks bc he’s furry Jess is dismayed by our current society John waxes religious about letting everyone do what they gotta do We commiserate about people who call their pets “fur babies” Should you spoon your dog? Twitter and Vine and building your whole biz around someone else’s platform. Halloween “Would You Rather” - learn some fun stuff about John and Jess! Wild Turkeys horrifying local residents in California Teenager gets head stuck in pumpkin while family laughs their ass off. iTunes: How about showing us some iTunes love with a review Links: Pumpkin gets stuck on head YouTube - Pumpkin Video Wild Turkeys Halloween “Would You Rather” Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

We discuss other people John shares a birthday with, and what else happened in history today Jess is SUPER over NYC - here’s why Pumpkin season! Do we care?? Pumpkin foods and what we think. Do you like any of them? HURRICANE! Clown hysteria and the real threat Kim Kardashian robbery - did she deserve it? Was it in an inside job? Is the single life really better than having a wife and kids? John envies the single life. If we could go back and wish away our marriages, we would. But not the kids. Some men show up just to pay bills. Some men are only expected to show up and pay the bills. Some men don’t know what’s going on until shit hits the fan. Some dads are shitty. Some are over involved. And apparently, all moms coddle their kids. Links: http://www.yotel.com/en/hotels/yotel-new-york http://www.scarymommy.com/golden-girls-action-figures-new-york-comic-con/ http://people.com/food/pumpkin-spice-food-guide/caramel-almond-pumpkin-spice-kind-bars Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

We celebrate International Podcast Day by recording a podcast. Jessica’s Father Andy joins the show. Most people over 50 still use their AOL email address John talks about people’s intolerance for conflicting opinions on social media. The NFL’s TV ratings are down 10% this year.  We discuss our theories on why. How Gary Johnson can actually beat Trump & Clinton without winning the popular vote. John was a guest on Ramona Rice’s Sports Gal Pal Podcast We play “Would You Rather?”  Links: The Congressional Dish 133 The Electoral College Sport’s Gal Pal Podcast with John NFL Ratings Drop Across The Board In Week 3 Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t stand for the national anthem and Jess is super annoyed about it John and Jessica argue, AGAIN, about #blacklivesmatter and why it matters. This is exhausting for both of them Melania - is she considered a “whore” for doing nude spreads? How much damage did the “escort” accusation really do? John thinks the FBI killed Marilyn Monroe Pam Anderson wants us to stay away from porn Kaley Cuoco - showing her boobs Jess doesn’t think highly of Kaley bc she’s “not a feminist” Jess hates #gotoplessgo Jess is a big prude. John thinks the Brock Turner judge is a sexual deviant. Links: Not standing for the National Anthem Melania wasn’t an escort Pam says stay away from porn Pam Anderson’s roast Kaley Cuoco - showing her boobs Go Topless Anthem Judge in Brock Turner case campaigning for job Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

John trained a monkey to write our show notes! Let’s give the monkey a rest and Jess will do it John’s first meetup! Lesson about Dunkin: ALWAYS GET THE MEDIUM. #amiright John’s wardrobe malfunction Meeting the podcast clan at a Philly meetup Lynette Young and her amazingness The legend of Jared Easley What we can learn from John as a speaker Entrepreneur podcasts - is it possible to be original?? Finding Prince Charming Which group is the most dramatic? Psychics, mediums and hauntings Moms and their crazy rules John and his daughter and shyness Should he push his daughter into doing a podcast? Fall shows - what’s coming back and what we are looking forward to Golden Girls Gospel does the trick Links: Finding Prince Charming Joyful Telepathy Podcast Fall Premiere Timeless Connect with John and Jess! Why? Because we love you! We LOVE when you talk to us!! Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us hello@offintheweeds.com

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Anarchists unveil naked Donald Trump statues in several U.S. cities - "The Emperor Has No Balls," White Male Privilege Is Why We Laugh At Lochte And Vilify Douglas To Catch a Predator' is coming back with a modern twist Bill Cosby’s Lawyer Monique Pressley Calls it Quits Jessica believes it's for moral reasons John thinks Bill is running out of money for defense. Hulk Hogan gives Gawker a 3 count. We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us Hello@offintheweeds.com

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Jess Got new Glasses Cannabis suppositories for the win! Female teacher says it’s ‘school’s fault’ that she had sex with boy, 17 It's Hillary Vs "The Donald" John can't wait for the debates Black Lives Matter What's a waisted vote? John is still all aboard the Libertarian train with Gary Johnson for President We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us Hello@offintheweeds.com

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: An hour before recording John’s Back went out and he is doing the show medicated iDawg headbutts Jessica in the face John tells the story about John Jr. catching John in the groin with a knee which required an emergency room visit Trump wins the republican nomination for President (Now What?) Melania’s plagiarized speech Hillary’s voice makes cats cry, John is all aboard the Libertarian train with Gary Johnson for President We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us Hello@offintheweeds.com

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Jess goes to Podcast Movement and talks about her experience. John plays with the Smule Autorap app for iPhone and lays down some sick rhymes.  You decide which “sick” they are. Mick Jagger apparently does get some satisfaction. Is having a baby with his 29 year old girlfriend. Is there too much to watch on TV. Mo’Nique’s Open Marriage Jess might be starting “Fat Lip” a Podcast about two fabulous fluffy women and how they stay fabulous. Deb Williams of the Financial Karma podcast sends in feedback Seems like Deb & John have a lot in common.   We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter Or email us Hello@offintheweeds.com

It's a comedy podcast, you really want show notes? For what? I gotta better idea. Please connect with us at http://www.offintheweeds.com/contact or email us at hello@offintheweeds.com   Please connect with us on Social Media Facebook Twitter Instagram Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: John Wants to Hire a Wife Jess’s new mohawk is giving her the heart of a warrior. Georgia woman files lawsuit after Ellen DeGeneres makes fun of her name. Small talk turns in funny things to do in an elevator. If you are talking about elevators, John has stories. Jess brings up an old Tracy Ullman Show Skit. https://youtu.be/e7f4Vv9ubKs Outrage over 6-month sentence for Brock Turner in Stanford rape case   We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode Jess's ADD meds hadn't kicked in yet and Jess is shot out of a cannon. It's prom season and as usual Jess & John are having different experiences with our daughters. In the News: A Python Bit A Man’s Penis While He Squatted Over A Toilet Stupid Work Rules John's Elevator Entrapment Stories Please connect with us on Social Media Facebook Twitter Instagram Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode: Jessica is had enough! She is getting a Faux-hawk We would John & Jess each do with 35 million dollars An Arizona reporter get the cramp and fired. A Poo Haiku! John want to defend the reporter and the subject of the story in a court of law. Jessica thinks John is uncultured and John defends himself. Please connect with us at http://www.offintheweeds.com/contact or email us at hello@offintheweeds.com

In this episode: It’s John’s turn to be jealous Jessica’s 1st World Problems John and Jess discuss Elsie Escobar’s contradictory lifestyle. What the heck is a Yurt? Philly Jesus is now following the Show on Twitter John want Podcasters to stop picking on Apple Is Caitlyn Jenner going back to Bruce? Show Links: She Podcast Brand X Podcast NITO Podcast We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Jess gets jealous of John’s new podcasting co-host Jess hates her baby because he’s “Captain Destructo” Philly Jesus gets arrested! Philly Jesus Instagram Philly Jesus on Twitter Chinese baby born with 31 fingers and toes White Squad Mesa, AZ student arrested for indecent exposure in yearbook picture SkiChic95 is Taylor Bradford from Boss Girl Creative We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

This episode Jess and John discuss: John responds to hate mail John represents his entire gender and answers…”why dick pics” Dick pic’ing is like fishing “In online dating, you’re either the finger, or the booger.” CLASSIC Some interesting info about Prince Go watch Grandma’s Boy Being someone’s podcast ambassador and what a pain it is We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Scott is sick and therefore everyone must wait on him because somehow a fever means he is rendered immobilized. Amy Schumer isn't plus sized Mississippi! You Sad Stupid Bigoted State Transgender: Which Bathroom to use and Dating John thinks the DEA should reclassify Marijuana We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

This episode Jess and John discuss: We have Listener Feedback! Jessica goes on the therapy couch John's Cell Phone Voice Mail Greeting A cure for Procrastination! 10 Ways to Help Boost Your Memory MINDFULNESS IN 7 STEPS Sandip Roy (Well I think we only made it through step one) Terrorist Turkeys in New Jersey We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Well honestly John forgets what they talked about, but it was funny and entertaining. So instead of show notes we would like to give you this quote: "Show notes.... You don't need no stinking show notes." Please connect with us out on your social media platform of choice by going to http://offintheweeds.com/contact We would love it if you connected with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: Well honestly John forgets what they talked about, but it was funny and entertaining. So instead of show notes we would like to give you this quote: "Show notes.... You don't need no stinking show notes." Please follow and connect with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss: How Technology has been kicking John's ass. Why Password Management Systems Suck! Putting IKEA stuff together Mechanics in the family and how some of them are magic Scott found the knives FB Security Check - major blunder Jon Lovitz and his scary new relationship Why John hates Game of Thrones and Jessica hates Sons of Anarchy Please follow and connect with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds: Why John did the show notes naked General poo and farting stories with our 1st guest ever Jason Bryant from Mat Talk Online Jess rants about The Donald and the wife comparison Ted Cruz Sex Scandal Woman throws Burrito at Husband. Husband Stabs Wife in hand with a Fork. John recounts a story where a wife hospitalizes husband with a frying pan. John was freaked out by the story of a woman walking down a highway at 1:00am in a Wedding dress with Flowers Sports Talk Show Host Describes What He Sawa Please follow and connect with us on Social Media Why? Because we love you! That’s where you can interact with us We love to chat with you Let’s keep the conversation going Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode Jessica and John discuss: Jess has a new computer and her husband is driving her nuts ADHD and how it drives you to buy EVERY project management system ever PM apps are like crash diets for ADHD people Mac Power Users - https://www.relay.fm/mpu/ My husband thinks someone is hiding his kitchen knives - who would be so vengeful in the house? http://thepayback.com/ Three is Comedy Podcast John seeks revenge on people - the case of 2 stutterers Jess’s stories of revenge Which is worse - a roach sandwich or making someone cheat on a new girlfriend? Please connect with us out on your social media platform of choice: Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

5 inches of snow? Why God? Bukenasisms - Say what you want about ___ or WHAT! That’s insane. Jess picks apart the Republican noms Story of how John knocked himself out with tumble down the stairs Broken bone stories Burns - Jessica’s injury of choice. Have a good sunburn story? Worst Messes http://www.ruindays.com/ Vertical video syndrome - turn your phones sideways, people!! Creepy crawlies - worst bugs Please connect with us out on your social media platform of choice: Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jessica and John discuss: Daylight Savings Time and why it’s a pain in the crotch Why holidays are never on the same days Local podcasts - wave of the future? Why is John always in his car? Kim K is doing Snapchat wrong Breastfeeding in the latest Lane Bryant commercial - banned by networks! Fat people problems and weight loss surgery Please connect with us out on your social media platform of choice: Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jessica and John discuss: Kim Kardashian’s nude selfie has motivated famous women to take nude selfies and John give two thumbs up for their effort. Jessica gets sensitive about people who are not happy that the new Ghostbusters movie has a female cast.   31-year-old Jamie Gilt is a self-described advocate for "gun sense" who posts enthusiastically on social media sites about firearms and protecting her right to bear arms was shot in the back by her four year old son. Because Junior was not strapped into his car seat and Mom left a loaded .45 pistol on the floor of her pickup truck. That country song just about writes itself. John and Jessica debate what’s funny Link to articles discussed in this episode: Kim’s Twitter Feud Timeline New Ghostbusters Movie Controversy Ghostbusters Movie Trailer Gene Pool Tries To Cleanse Itself (Once Again) Please connect with us out on your social media platform of choice: Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jessica and John discuss: The Republican Candidate Cock-off Debate Is Trump the Hitler of the new millennium? Who is more skeevy, Kim Kardashian or Mylie Cyrus? John heard an interesting question on the “Not Too Deep” podcast with Grace Helbig. Which turned into Poo Haiku. If you want to give us your worst pants shitting story or close call in 3 words or short phrases email us at Hello@offintheweeds.com Link to articles discussed in this episode: What I accidentally learned managing Trump’s campaign Trump kept Hitler’s speeches by his bed Bill Maher Points Out How Frighteningly Trump Sounds to Hitler Major GOP Donors Are Turning Their Hopes Toward a Contested Convention Thanks to The Classy Little Podcast for their promo Please connect with us out on your social media platform of choice: Instagram Facebook Twitter Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

This Show Is Officially Off In The Weeds. I mean really, we are changing the name of the show to Off In The Weeds. Because that's our thing. We pick a topic and then we go off in the weeds about one thing or another. It's an ADD thing. Today we talk about the Oscars and Jessica's trip to Tampa. Then we go off into the weeds about how technology has made John impatient. And John's idea for a new podcast goes off into the weeds about Dude cooking and cleaning. If you would like to contact us: Please Like Us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

In this episode Jessica and John talk about Super Bowl Commercials and how “The Offended” take to twitter to complain. And what is age appropriate social media sharing and when and if it is ever time to make a dating relationship Facebook Official. Jessica also opens John’s eyes to his South Jerezy accent. Find us On Facebook Jessica on Twitter John on Twitter

John apologizes to Jessica for his last episode shortcomings, finds out the hard way that the definition of "Netflix & Chill" has changed, why the Bro Code exists. And Jessica and John discuss the new Fox show Lucifer. And John goes on a rant about the Netflix series Making a Murderer.https://youtu.be/X4bF_quwNtw Check out the Off in theWeeds Facebook Page Follow John on Twitter Follow Jessica on Twitter

In this episode John and Jessica talk about getting through the Blizzard of 2016. How a green bean was the cause a ruckus and the death of a Zebra Cake. Also, why are women so polarized on the delivery of breast milk? Please Like us on Facebook Follow Jessica on Twitter Follow John on Twitter Send us an email at hello@offintheweeds.com