Papa Don't Preach

In our finale episode, The dads (Obi and Bennet) reflect on the best and worst of 2022. With so much to be thankful for, there is a whole lot more we cannot wait to forget. From Dad moments, sports, pop, culture, politics, and a few seeds of gossip. The dads break it all down. We can't do this without all of your support. We love and thank you and hope you tune in for our next season. See you in February!

The weather outside is… inconsistent. The dads are back sharing stories of how they are preparing for the coming holiday season. Touching out on how the gifting season is affecting them, they talk about the worst gift they've ever received and building new traditions while remembering the old. Dad's also cover this wacky week with some of the top stories and there unsolicited opinions. Finally Obi and Bennett close out by putting to rest "Kanye corner.

Happy Holidays!!! The dads are back and out of the "post turkey day" food comma. Right back to it with another visit to Kanye's Corner, the dads also discuss if anyone else agrees that Elon Musk is a moron. Bennet and Obi say bye-bye to Black Friday and discuss the Christmas season prep. Did it already start? Are they prepared? Do you even care? Let's find out together in this week's episode.

With some much-needed rest, the dads, Obi & Bennet, are back debating over the forgotten month of November. Discussing how they're prepping for their next turkey day, traditions, favorite foods, etc. The "uninformed dads" also return to give their opinions on the midterm elections, personal wins and losses, and assure each other that the world will not burn… Today. Lastly, stick around for Papa's pulpit grand reinstatement. With a dash of "Kanye's corner" with a generous serving of "these damn kids better respect their elders!" hip-hop edition.

The gang is still here will a spooky and grumpy take on Halloween. In full costumes, the dads discuss their opposing views on the fright-tastic holiday. Stick around for the end as the dads do a taste test on Tootsie Rolls. That's right, all the flavors but the original. What could possibly go wrong?

Fat Dad Fall continues to roll as we gear up for Booootober. The Papas swing by Kanye's corner before budding heads on the pros and cons of October. Did you let strangers scare your kids? Is traumatizing children only reserved for parents?If your dying for a good time don’t be a basic witch and sink your teeth into this brand-new episode of Papa Don’t Preach!

“Clutter is the physical manifestation of unmade decisions fueled by procrastination.” —Christina Scalise. Have you ever had so much stuff that you had to get more stuff to store the stuff you didn't have room for? PDP hosts jump in to talk about how they walk a thin line between hoarding and just being "prepared." Do we all know the difference between art and trash? What's in your junk drawer? Finally, the Papas talk about the most troubling issue of all, the DC universe's backstory problem.

Catching up after an episode so hot it shut down the neighborhood, the Papas are back with an all-new episode. Giving love to everyone in Florida recovering from Hurricane Ian, the papas review Biden’s visit to the sunshine state and how in moments like this, politics don’t matter. From the NFL's continuing mishandling of players' health and safety to the rating system of movies these days. Bros better than bridesmaids? Our main subject is a deep conversation about how to work with our significant others to create the happiest household they can and find ways to keep the spark alive, from the smallest gestures to epic spontaneous weekend getaways.Turn the volume up because we close the show with an oldie, but goodie as the Papas pull out that pulpit and tell you what’s grinding their gears.

The Dads are falling back into a brand new episode of PDP.Papa B. kicks it off with a review of Vegas, its awesomeness, and its uniquely strange ability to bring abstract groups together. The dads jump into the Emmys, the legacy of the Royal family, and much more! Amusement Parks. The good, the bad, the overpriced food, the drinks, and the souvenirs. Differences between experiencing parks with and without your kids how as grown-ups, we are no longer built for roller coasters. Do you know what the Six flags of Magic mountain are? Usually, we would close the show with one of our classic segments, but this ep is so hot, so electrifying, so LOL funny it killed power in the whole neighborhood, and we had to go home.Enjoy it’s a brand new episode of PDP.

It's voting season the Papas are talking about propositions. Spoiler alert our opinions are wild! This week we have a brand new dad with us, and we are talking about everything we can and then some.Welcoming a new voice, shiek of shit talking, the hero of haterade, Brennon "The Problem" Edwards!! We hop into a deep discussion of the propositions up for a vote in California as we dissect what they mean for us as individuals and the state. Capping it all off with a classic round of papas pulpit, this brand new episode of PDP is good and good for you.

This week it’s a celebration bitches. The Papas reflect on what they have learned from the first 50 episodes of the podcast, from starting with zoom calls to building their own studio! We talk about how far we’ve come and the journey ahead.Then we "toon" up and discuss the cornerstone of any kid's life, cartoons. What influenced our childhoods, the ritual of Saturday morning cartoons, after-school specials, and Sunday night animation domination! What shows we can’t wait to share with our kids. What show we should NOT share with our kids. We then take some time to honor what may be the best-animated show ever. Batman the Animated series!Closing the show string, we have another round of “In Other Words,” where our Paps face the dread jellybean tub of gross.So sit back and enjoy our 50th episode with us on PDP.

This week the papas are talking emergency prep and safety. Leading off with our own personal experiences with natural disasters and the effect they have had on us as adults and parents. After discussing our preferred natural disaster, we then pivot to what you need to be prepared, how to prepare, and how unprepared most people actually are.We then shake it up with a brand new “in other words” that gets turned up with the help of some specialty jelly beans. So heat up your favorite canned good and enjoy this fresh new episode of Papa don’t Preach

I'm expressing with my full capabilities, And now I'm living in correctional facilities,Cause some don't agree with how I do this, I get straight and meditate like a Buddhist - NWA We get emotionally intelligent as the conversation turns toward how to help our kids be aware of their feelings and how to manage them. Young children are just starting the grasp how to express their true feelings. Whether it be anger, happiness, frustration, and/or sadness. The Papas share their experience with validating emotions and managing feelings.

And in this Corner... The dads of Papa Don't Preach! Today's episode explores the benefits of roughhousing. Fake wrestling, indoor dodgeball, knee football, and the list goes on. There are many benefits to roughhousing with your children both for the parents and the kids. We are going to hear some stories of how Obi and Bennett wrestled with their siblings and in some instances their own parents. The Dads also give their opinions on the raid at Mar-a-Lago, touching on the absurdity of the Alex Jones trial, and much more. Stick around for this week's "In other words" as these dads share their synonyms for "kids".

Back again with more content for your ear! We all have our friends group, some from our childhood and some from everyday activities or even work. Wherever these friends stem from we all have our "tribes" that we run with. The Papas talk about the importance of keeping your friends close and your enemies far far away. They share stories of how their parents noticed the bad apples from a mile away, and even called it wrong sometimes. Wrapping up this episode the dads see how many terms they can come up with for the word "Butt". Turn it all the way up, sit back, and enjoy.

Back with a review of the worst roommates ever the dads get real about the worst part of the best things to ever happen to them. That’s right from late-night tantrums to record-breaking blowouts, we’re getting down and dirty with the worst parts of being a parent. Plus we got a brand new “In other words” where we discover just how fun and colorful the English language is. The Papas close out the Pod with a First look at the Wakanda Forever trailer. So enjoy this soon-to-be classic episode of Papa Don’t Preach.

Having a potty mouth is one thing, having a potty mouth in front of your kids is another. We have all been there, even though we don't want to admit swearing in front of our kids and immediately gaslighting them after they acknowledge what they heard or repeat what we have said. WE HAVE ALL BEEN THERE. Is it bad to swear in front of your children? Are there certain swear words that are OK and some that are a "no-no"? In this episode the Papas dive into the complicated structure that is our language. Analyzing how "F#ck" can transform from a noun ( “I don’t give a f%ck”) to a verb (“Go f@ck yourself”) to an adverb (“This is f$ckin’ amazing”), and how language as a whole should be used around our children. Shit, it's not a bad thing, right? Join Bennett and Obi in this conversation and stick around because Papa's pulpit is back!

This week like most of the earth we are trying our best to beat the heat, so the Papas are talking summer. From their favorite childhood misadventures to summer jobs, to their favorite ways to cool off we are embracing the long hot days and warm nights with their best summertime memories. We also talk about the importance of getting the kids out of the house and creating summertime memories. What they look forward to doing with their kids the most and the fear they have of what their kids may do based on their own crazy tales. From water gun fights and gardens to community pools, wild animals, childhood trauma, and epic wars against insects this episode is packed tighter than a sand castle. So pour yourself a tall glass of lemonade and reminisce a little with us this week on Papa don't Preach.

This week the Papas are lit up like fireworks As we talk about Independence Day celebrations. From kids' reactions to fireworks and dune buggies on the beach we’re celebrating America y'all while also getting into some serious convo about how to deal with one of America’s biggest problems. Then we crack open some cans of WTF as our dads do the dew and give some new flavors a whirl in a hilariously real taste test.

It’s been a long time and the Papas are back with a dope conversation for you to step to. We introduce a new voice to the podcast and learn about a whole other aspect of parenthood. Catching up with current news we quickly get into what maybe the most important conversation happening right now. Women’s rights to body autonomy.The Papas share their personal opinions and experiences as well as how this has affected their significant others and family. The convo ponders if Roe v Wade is repealed, how do we take care of all these unwanted children? Who takes care of these children? Is abortion wrong and when is it too late?We guarantee you will never look at cake the same way. Wrapping up on a happier but at the same time darker note we close with a review of the latest Batman movie. Back and better than ever sit back and enjoy the latest episode of Papa Don’t Preach.

Shining like the lights at a Diwali festival the Papas are back with another stacked episode. Talking about everything from the evolution of their auditory preferences while driving, to the problem with daylight saving time. As well as concert safety and a review of the original Ghostbusters movie ahead of the new Ghostbusters movie premiere. We jump into our main subject where we discuss exhaustion. The different types of exhaustion, how it can affect you and your loved ones, how to recognize it, and ways to combat it so you can be at your best.Wrapping it up with Papas pulpit the dads dive deep into what pissed them off this week from a lack of spellcheck to messy neighbors. So give yourself some audio self care with this episodes Papa Don’t Preach.

Kicking off with a review of New Orleans and an epic comedy show. The Papas recap the week talking about the best drunk food craving, trick or treating routes, and after Halloween candy avoidance strategies. Celebrating the Astros loss and the lack of punishment for cheating we also get a bonus review of Dune all before we get into some self-reflection as the Papas talk about bad habits that they see bubbling up in their offspring that are definitely being picked up by Dad's example. They discuss what they can do to change those habits not only in their kids but themselves using awareness and self motivation to help their offspring be better than them. Closing with the ever popular Papas Pulpit where we get hot takes on spelling and cops on horseback with a special section on the true weight of a ton.

It’s after midnight and something evils lurking in the dark. Fortunately for you it’s not Michael Jackson... too soon? It's favorite Papas and this week we have some tricks and all the treats on this episode of Papa Don’t Preach. First we check in and go over some of this weeks news stories before giving a murderous review of the Latest Halloween movie “Halloween Kills.” Then we talk all hallows’ eve and everything that encompasses it. From candy to costumes to what outfits cross the line. Then we wrap up this audio caramel apple with “Papas Pulpit” featuring an intense monologue on Amazon’s immense waste followed by a ultimate lesson in petty. So take of the mask, steal a handful of your kids candy, and enjoy this episode of PDP

Back from break, the Papas sit down this week with whole lot to talk about. Starting with the blatant disrespect they are getting from their kids to intense baseball beef inside the home. This week includes reactions to Chappells “The Closer” in a new segment as well as discussing some of their favorite stand ups of all time. Our favorite father figures then get serious and talk about anxiety and depression. Their personal experiences how they dealt and deal with it and ways they are trying to help their kids deal with some of the same problems they recognize in themselves. Closing with Papas pulpit this episode is all about defeating your inner negativity #GODOGERS.

The Papas are back and ready to clean house, literally, This week we dive into being a stay at home dad. What are the reasons so many men choosing to stay at home? Finances, building better relationships with kids or is it taking the easy way out? Is staying home easy? The dads cover all of this in this episode. Obi and Mitch play a very depressing version of "Guess that Law", Mitch explores his weekly "Day Ruiners", and Obi asks Hollywood " What are the Rules!" Sit down relax and enjoy this weeks Papa Don't Preach.

This week the Papa's threesome is a twosome! Zan and Obi climb into bed to have a conversation about sex education or in most Americans experience sex miseducation. We start by reviewing the week and talking more about the continued struggles of kids being introduced to school.Then we turn down the lights throw on some slow jams and get into a deep conversation about sex.What we learned in school, from our parents, and our peers. What they know now that they wish new in their teens and how they hope to educate their own kids differently.Covering first experiences from methods of practice kissing to reflecting on how fear was a huge concept in sex education. The Papas then discuss ancient methods of getting a clearer picture for blocked cable porn and methods for hiding an unwanted erection. On top of all this we get a review of the greatest soft-core pornography film ever made. Closing the episode with papas pulpit this episode is well hung from beginning to end. So get ready to get re-educated this week on Papa don’t preach.

This week the Papa's threesome is a twosome! Zan and Obi climb into bed to have a conversation about sex education or in most Americans experience sex miseducation. We start by reviewing the week and talking more about the continued struggles of kids being introduced to school.Then we turn down the lights throw on some slow jams and get into a deep conversation about sex.What we learned in school, from our parents, and our peers. What they know now that they wish new in their teens and how they hope to educate their own kids differently.Covering first experiences from methods of practice kissing to reflecting on how fear was a huge concept in sex education. The Papas then discuss ancient methods of getting a clearer picture for blocked cable porn and methods for hiding an unwanted erection. On top of all this we get a review of the greatest soft-core pornography film ever made. Closing the episode with papas pulpit this episode is well hung from beginning to end. So get ready to get re-educated this week on Papa don’t preach.

It’s the most wonderful time of year!! That’s right after a year of being stuck with your own rug rats parents are finally free for at least 6 hours as kids across the country head back to school.But it’s not always easy emotionally, socially and even physically it can make some kids a wreck. Black and Stache get into it all from school clothes shopping sprees to the awkwardness of trying to find yourself and your people in a system that ignores or punishes kids positive traits and forces them into specific programming and learning plans that are outdated and inadequately one size fits all.So pack yourself a lunch a grab a apple for the teacher as Black and Stache head back to school this week on Papa don’t Preach

It’s the most wonderful time of year!! That’s right after a year of being stuck with your own rug rats parents are finally free for at least 6 hours as kids across the country head back to school.But it’s not always easy emotionally, socially and even physically it can make some kids a wreck. Black and Stache get into it all from school clothes shopping sprees to the awkwardness of trying to find yourself and your people in a system that ignores or punishes kids positive traits and forces them into specific programming and learning plans that are outdated and inadequately one size fits all.So pack yourself a lunch a grab a apple for the teacher as Black and Stache head back to school this week on Papa don’t Preach

It’s the most wonderful time of year!! That’s right after a year of being stuck with your own rug rats parents are finally free for at least 6 hours as kids across the country head back to school.But it’s not always easy emotionally, socially and even physically it can make some kids a wreck. Black and Stache get into it all from school clothes shopping sprees to the awkwardness of trying to find yourself and your people in a system that ignores or punishes kids positive traits and forces them into specific programming and learning plans that are outdated and inadequately one size fits all.So pack yourself a lunch a grab a apple for the teacher as Black and Stache head back to school this week on Papa don’t Preach

This week the dad’s do drugs. All of them.They talk about their favorite drugs, drugs they tried, drugs they would never try, and drugs you should try. What actually makes a drug legal or illegal, what’s the difference, and which do more harm. They discuss the good, the bad, and if legalizing drugs is a better idea then our current drug war. The hypocrisy of our drug laws and what it has done to our society and ponder how they are going to to approach the drug talk with their kids.So sit back listen up and get high on the stimulating conversation this week on Papa Don’t Preach

This week the Papas are back full force and your favorite fatherly trio are tackling what may be their most important subject to date, Mother Earth. Why do we treat her so bad, what we can do to save her, and what we can do now to teach our kids about being eco positive so that they aren’t left with the mess we are dealing with now?Before our main subject we catch up on stories from this week, Papa Zan talks about his week in nature with the fam, anxiety around crowds and how the Olympics have lost their luster. So put you favorite pair of Toms on and get ready to hug some trees with us on this episode of Papa don’t preach.

Woof:Black and Stache are back for the trilogy “black in the habbit” and this week we are talking about pets. The good, the bad, the ridiculous amounts of pee on everything. Before our main subject the Papas convince their producer that his dreams of space travel might be a cry for help, Obi checks the whole country about their lack of common sense and Mitch brings it home with a reflection on what’s really important in life. Papa don’t preach keeping it cool while it’s so dam hot.

Black and Stache are back again bringing the heat with the sequel you didn’t know you needed.This week we we are talking about two cornerstones of any childhood, movies and toys. We also get into the importance of good live music, team loyalty, childhood fortunes lost, the difficulty of trying to buy a home and so much more. The dynamic duo then discuss their favorite Disney movies and give you the best reviews since Siskel & Ebert. So pour yourself a frosty beverage and enjoy this audio adventure.

Your fav podcasting papas are back and in full force. Getting into the hottest stories from the past week the papas talk about everything from heckling players at Dodger games and camping with your kids to the new child tax credit and the stupidity of the Olympics. Then Shhhh! We’re talking about conspiracy theories. From the fun ones we talk about for a laugh, to the theories we have to tell ourselves so we can sleep at night. The dads discuss their favorite conspiracies, how they are passed along, how they influence us without knowing it and evaluate why they exist at all. So put on your shiniest tinfoil hat, throw your phone in the ocean so “they” can’t track you, and get your mind blown by this episode of Papa Don’t Preach.

The squad is back in the studio catching up on the Dodgers and this brutal heat wave that's leaving everyone sweaty and gross. With Zan out this week Black and Stache (Obi & Mitch) takeover in the first maskless podcast! The dad's ask a very important question this episode. What did your history class teach about your history? They discuss whether whitewashing history is a good thing to protect our children or a bad thing. Touching on critical race theory, Columbus, and their own experience in history class, Black and Stache go on a journey and you are all invited! Lastly a big shout out to all the dads and momdad's out there. Happy Father's Day!

It’s a Celebration! The Papas are back and recording live from a brand new studio! The freshest podcast parents in the game serve up a super sized episode for your listening pleasure. First we catch up with our favorite fathers and see what they’ve been up to the last four months and discuss summer plans now that covid restrictions are ending. Then we dive into our main subject, backseat parents, and top it off with a hot out the oven serving of Papa’s Pulpit. Back, better than ever, and all in the same room enjoy this fresh episode of Papa Don’t Preach

Coming back stronger than your dads morning breath. Your favorite patriarchs are back and better than ever.Catching up with our dads we get a little culture by learning about Persian New Year. Different methods of explaining death to toddlers are compared and Zan questions if his overly complimentary 2 year old is just playing him.We also talk about how conversations with your kids change as they grow older and how to handle when they discover the comedic gold that is the word “butt”.Our dads then take a second to celebrate women’s history month by highlighting some of the most influential women in their lives and giving the verbal finger to one specific woman for being the absolute worst. Stepping into our main subject we get into labels. The different affects they can have on kids, the labels that the dads were dealt as kids, how it influenced their own lives, and how to use labels to encourage and support your progeny. To top it all of the dads air out their weekly grievances and Obi doesn’t experience racism while not telling you where to get the best donuts downtown.

This episode of the dads spring forward with a conversation about parenting styles. How they were raised, how they plan on raising their kids, how their methods are similar and different from their own parents, and how they implement their parenting styles daily. Zan serves up a preview of island flavor, Obi has a flashback, and Mitch wins the pulpit with a exhortation on parking.

Love and fist are both in the air as this episode the dads celebrate Black History Month by talking about the heroes, inspiration, and influences they have gotten from black culture. Which leads to some introspection concerning their own miseducation and how we can prevent the same thing from happening to the next generation. Before they dive into the good, bad and overpriced of Valentines Day, Obi shoots his shot at the most powerful woman in the country not named Oprah and the pops announce their choice for Vdays official unofficial song. Then the padres wrap it all up with another classic pulpit. So sit back, enjoy and you might just learn something on this week's Papa don’t Preach.

Your favorite dads are back and to kick off 2021! They’re discussing the dumbest coupe in modern history and where it leaves us as a country. Pay respect to two of baseball’s greatest legends, and touch on the best bidet alternatives. Then papa Zan sits down with our first and very special guest Dylan Conrad to talk about how to beat the dreaded dad bod and stay in shape during lockdown. Then we wrap it up with your favorite paternal verbal smackdown, Papas Pulpit. So sit back, relax and enjoy as we spend some quality time with Papa Don’t Preach.

This week the Papas link up to talk about America's favorite subject. FOOD! Your favorite dads start you off with an amuse bouchée of this past weekend's best stories and talk about their favorite George W moments. Next they hook you up with a fresh appetizer of food memories. What they hated to eat as a kid, what they loved, and what has changed now that they are parents. Followed by a main course of dad hacks that will make at least one meal a day easy a breeze. How to deal with picky eaters and ways to make dinner time fun are served up with a side of wiggle car racing challenges. Paired with a palate cleanser of the benefits of growing your own food and how to find alternatives to the traditional American diet. We finish up the day with a nice slice of your favorite audible desert, Papas Pulpit where the dads let off some steam before doing the dishes and putting the kids to bed

The boys are back after the break with leftovers food for days! The father group takes on the bystanders effect and discusses when to get involved and when to mind your own business. Tackling this issue won't be easy, but these "qualified" dads can handle it. Later Mitch tells you what show he hates with all his heart, Obi has words for the Pennysaver and Zan has lost all patience with everyone traveling.

This week the Papas discuss covid testing methods, the ups and downs of doggy love, how they really feel about the other other white meat, and Mitch pitches a horror movie starring America’s least favorite former mayor. All before they get active talking about activities. Extra curriculars! What they participated in or wished they did and how it formed who they are today.The activities they look forward to sharing with their kids the most and the ventures they dread having to participate in, in order to not just support their spawn but keep them engaged, learning, and growing.Things get real when they take on the hesitation they have as parents, to trust their kids with people who are essentially strangers. The dangers that come with that and ways to prevent it. Then the Papas jump on their pulpits and hit us with takes on WTF fatigue, appreciating what you have, noise pollution, and the crime of still punishing marijuana offenders.

This week the papas talk about how they keep their relationships from being inffected by covid. From impromtu foot rubs to fancy Taco Bell dinners, the guys share some secrets to keeping their relationships thriving during this dumpster fire of a year. Plus Zan gives us his feelings about Veterans Day sales, Mitch gives us his take on finances and Obi tries to get more people to follow his OnlyFans account

The three amigos are back! This pod we talk about the future America now that we have a new president… At least we think we do. Obi, Mitch and Zan talk about what to do with sick kids. The gang talks about what their experiences were like growing up and what their parents did when they got sick. They use that to inform the dos and donts of caring for a sick child. Also Zan tells lazy parents to control their damn kids at the park, Mitch asked the state of Oregon "what the fuck are you doing?". Obi desperately needs closure on TMI social media posts. Rest in peace Sean Connery and Alex Trebek!

Are you still living in the same place you were born? Should they stay? Should they go? The guys break down their upbringing in their neighborhoods and if they should leave. They talk about the cost of living, safety, best places to raise a family (according to the world wide web) and everything that goes into living in this "great country". Also Mitch wants a parade...and Covid. Obi pulls a Diddy #rockthevote. Zan ends on a high note.

This week is Halloween, what are you dressing as? The guys talk about pandemic trick-or-treating, what classifies as cultural appropriation, and what their experiences were like growing up in October and how it's different now. Zan will break your hands if you don't have rhythm, Mitch discusses how much he hates to love America's pastime so much, and the whole gang talk about how to #ENDSARS PRAY FOR NIGERIA!!!!

Obi, Mitch, and Zan all return to discuss if and how to separate the art from the artist. Follow them as they discuss how to cope with losing an idol and if that person should be idolized in the first place. Also Mitch fixes the boxing world, Zan thinks science will solve everything*whomp whomp* and Obi gets a free trip to Dubai!

This episodode the boys discuss video games and toxic masculinity. Follow them as they recount some of the personal situations that shaped their outlook on this subject.

To be or not to be… A stage dad. This week the guys talk about overbearing parents stage moms and stage dad's alike. Are they necessary? Are they all bad? When do you know you're becoming one? Let's figure this out together! Also if you live next to Zan mind your damn business, Obi wants you to do it for kindness inot the likes, and Mitch proves that science is a liar!