Pod Dirty to Me

On this episode, Jason and the Legendary El Guapo welcome new host Sweet Dee to the show! We discuss a buncha sex stuff, like sex with the lights on, anal, sex toys, porn, and one close to Jason and Guapo's heart: Dad Bods. Plus, is going to the club still a thing, and what in the ass is a SIMP? Cum, join us...

On this episode, Stephanie, Jason, and SeanyBear talk about all kinds of sex stuff. Orgies: what goes on, are they fun, how many fingers is too many? Ever had a nose in your ass whilst getting your pussy eaten out? Well, one of us have, and she's here to tell you if it was as awesome as it sounds! Plus, anal, sex toys, milfs, and we find out what a unicorn is. A sex unicorn. This ain't no My Little Pony Podcast! Cum, join us....

Jason and Seanybear get broken in by new cohost Stephanie! We talk about situationships, dating a trans person, masturbation, small dicks, sex of all kinds, erotic massage, and our new host tells us of virginity lost...

On this Episode, Jason, Sean, and the Celebrity El Guapo finish their discussion on dating transexual people, vagina hair preference, and discuss an article Guapo found saying that small dicks are gonna come back in style. Sex with small dicks is way better...Seanybear hears! Cum, join us!

On this quickie episode, Seanybear and Jason discuss whether transgender women should be able to compete against other women in sports. This of course leads to whether or not we would date or have sex with someone who is transgender. And, of course, a dirty word of the day. Cum, join us....we welcome ALL!!!!

On this episode, the gang talks about the torture men endure at the hands, or tight ass's of women while trying to work out at the gym. First we have another rapid fire questonaire about things people say during sex. We also discuss our thoughts on the realness of ATM porn,the roughness of Woodman Casting, and the funnyness of Hall Pass. Cum, join us... 

On ye old new episode, the gang talks about if regular folk every look around at other people and wonder, "Did I settle? Could I have got somebody hotter?" We also talk about prostate probing, if Sarah the Grey made out with another chicka, if cum shots in porn are real, and if Sarah the Grey got oral sex from a lady, can Seanybear get oral sex from a man... Plus, the joys of Tequila! Cum, join us...

On this episode, the gang gets together and has themselves a merry little sex toy review round up! We also discuss how great Chrysler's road assist is, how Sarah the Grey's boobie X-rays are going, and how much Seanybear prefers "pickle nipples" to "pepperoni nipples." Plus find out WTF a Green M&M is in our sex word of the day! Cum, join us...we missed cumming in your ears...

On this episode, Jason, SeanyBear and the Legendary El Guapo discuss a couple of sex stories they read about. Both involve getting caught fucking, this being PDTM after all.  We also discuss the current state of dress for the ladies today, younger and older, short shorts, bra shirts, make up and shit like that. And now, we all have shaved balls... Cum, join us!

On this episode, the gang discusses where or not it's lazy to use sex toys on yourself or others to achieve a lovely cum cum sex face. We also spend time discussing the many things Sarah the Grey has seen inserted into ass's, vaginas, and urethras...YIKES. But we couldn't turn away. Plus a fun word of the day from SeanyBear! Cummmm, join us...

On this episode, in honor of our new partnership with Manscaped.com, the gang gets together to discuss the ol' pubes.  Full bush, landing strip, shaved balls, or a completely hairy animal like the Legendary El Guapo, we all have our preferences. We also celebrate have a dirty word of the day, talk TikTokNSFW, invent the vagina combover and mark a special fuck date for two of our hosts! Cum, join us...

On this episode, Jason and the Legendary El Guapo discuss what sex will be like in the future! We also discuss how cavemen even knew how to fuck, if we'd like to live forever, if there's a perfect body, and if Elon Musk is going to invent telepathic sex! Cum join us...

On this episode, the gang gets together to discuss the time Sarah the Grey sent some sexy photos to a guy she knew when she was drunk. And married. To Seanybear. Plus, we discuss if we like having our balls tugged/squeezed, have TWO words of the day, and a funny listener joke to boot!  Cum, join us...

On this episode, Sarah the Grey, Seanybear, Jason, and the Legendary El Guapo discuss the erotic art of wearing lingerie.  Do we find it sexy, does it stay on long enough for it to be worth wearing, what kind do we like? Plus, we talk about how taco bell can ruin an evening of sex, how Sarah is alway trying to poke Seanybear in the butt, and sharing sex picks!  Cum, join us...

On this episode we discuss whether or not we married fold would give our digits to someone of the opposite sex if we hit it off, or thought they were into us. We also open our box of sex stuff sent to us from Promescent, have a hilarious word of the day, and learn if it feels good for a lady when we cum inside her whilst fucking! I wonder what the answer is, given the episode title. Cum inside, join us...

On this episode, we talk to Jeff Abraham, CEO of Promescent about the many products they carry to help with sexual enhancement, arousal, and most of all sexual pleasure. Sprays, lubes, toys and more! You name it, they have them for ya. And Jeff shares more funny as shit stories stories about fucking than we can count! In what will be the first of many appearances, Jeff had us all laughing the entire time. We love this guy! Cum, join us...

On this episode, Jason and El Guapo discuss taboo sex things such as analingus, pegging, public sex, and more. Guapo learns what a rusty trombone is, and Jason learns what poota means. We all learn something. Sharing is caring...or some shit like that.

On this episode, Jason and El Guapo discuss the many hot moms we see these days, aka Milfs. Plus, Guapo gives us a Semenax update, we talk about how much we love how ladies dress in summer, if we like tattoos on ladies, and where, and porn stars from our yesteryears that we love. Plus, we're pretty sure Guapo wants to start taking testosterone so he can be like Joe Rogan. Cum, join us...

On this episode, Jason and the legendary El Guapo discuss the Ron Jeremy scandal. We also discuss Jason getting a boner every time he rides a bus, the nurse who was fired for having an OnlyFans page, why we could never be gigalos, and why quick sex is better than fucking for hours and hours! Cum, join us...

On this episode, Sarah the Grey, SeanyBear, and Jason talk about all kinds of sex topics, which include, but are not limited to: Why SeanyBear is afraid to let Sarah the Grey tie him up, if we've ever masturbated in front of our partners, OnlyFans, cheating, and how fun it would be to make a creative porn vid, and out it up on Pornhub, or YouPorn. Mainly we talk about all the sex toys we(mainly Sarah) want to try! Cum, join us...

On this episode, Sarah the Grey, SeanyBear and Jason discuss the NSFW sex side of TikTok, Reddit, the Ohlympics, and online shit in general. Plus, SeanyBear digs himself a hole talking about post pregnancy weight, and we discuss if he's a bad husband, when it's cool to fart in front of someone you fuck, and how SeanyBear took it up the butt from a home security salesman for like two hours. Metaphorically, not physically as he likes to point out. Cum, join us...

On this 100th episode, Jason finds out what really happened last Friday night when Sarah the Grey and SeanyBear were supposed to have sex after Sarah's night of drinking! She said he'd be passed the fuck out, and he said she'd pass out before he could stick it in her butt... Plus, Jason is finding out how hard it is to have sex being a new parent, how hot Dutch ladies are, and what SeanyBear thinks about to avoid cumming to quick... Cum, join us!

On this episode, Jason, SeanyBear, and the Legendary El Guapo discuss yet another taboo subject. Would a person with a disability be someone you'd still be interested in, or are we shallow fucks. Plus, SeanyBear explains the science behind his breakthrough boob to belly fuckability ratio. Cum, join us! We love everyone...

On this episode, Sarah the Grey, SeanyBear, and Jason discuss whether or not they'd talk to their spouse before cheating. Crazy, right? But, one of our host's wives suggested just that thing. Plus, fun dating tales, sex on weed, if cocaine is fun, and how Jason was called racist by a member of the Colts. Cum, join us....

On this episode, Jason, Seanybear, and the Legendary El Guapo discuss how hot a lady would have to be for you to risk your job to have sex with her. Would you be more worried about losing your job or your relationship if you got caught? Plus, if we go to Vegas, will we be fucking a hooker? Cum, join us...

On this episode, El Guapo returns from the hospitals of Mexico to tell us what it's like to have a kidney stone yanked out of El Penis Grande! This of course leads to anal sex talk, which leads to lesbian porn, which leads to whether or not we'd swap wives with any of our friends. To be clear, we mean swap too fuck. El Guapo was not so clear on that. Cum, join us...

We're back! On this episode, Sarah the Grey, Seanybear, and Jason answer a listener question about sex while your lady is pregnant.  Seanybears got a tale about almost getting a sugar momma through Venmo, how Sarah the Grey's blowjobs are so great that Seanybear paid for one, and if we'd have a threesome with a friend! Cum, join us....

On this episode, Sarah the Grey tells Seanybear and Jason how much sex goes down in hospitals, Sarah's love of Lena the Plug, Riley Reid and lesbian porn.  Also, Seanybear and Sarah discuss kinks they'd like to try, and Sarah tells us about a married guy she fucked, who came to their wedding! Cum, join us...

On this episode, El Guapo and Jason discuss if receiving food at work regularly from a lady who is not your wife is a form of cheating, and if we would also be jealous if a man brought our lady food without our knowledge. Also, we talk about what kind of porn Guapo's wife watches that is too much for even him! Cum, join us...

In this episode, the Legendary El Guapo and Jason discuss a topic sent to us from a listener. The Fuck Buddy Scenario, as we call it.  Should you keep doing it if you're getting the feels for the other person? We gots all kinda answers and stories about this one. Are any of them helpful? Probably not, but we try anyway... Cum, join us...

On this episode, Sarah the Grey, aka Seanybears better half, sits in with us again to discuss all kinds of stuff. What magazine she learned how to give a blow job from, sex toys, rough sex, rough sex, all things anal sex!, and more! Cum, join us!

On this episode, the Legendary El Guapo tells us the tale of a dick pic. Taken at a urinal. This strange story of course leads into many other strange stories of blow jobs, sex patios, and other inappropriate things... Cum, join us?

On this episode, we have a super special guest! SeanyBear's wife, the immortal Sarah the Grey joins us! They tell us all about their amazing sex-filled courtship, touching each other's booty's, sex stamina, and all the stuff Sarah has seen up people's butts while she's at work.  Plus, we finally get the answer to the question, how big is SeanyBear's dick...

On this episode, SeanyBear tells Jason the tale of his post Iraq trip to Las Vegas where he and his buddy got themselves a big tittied hooker! No boners are left unturned as SeanyBear gives the blow-by-blow of how shit went down! We also talk about how young a lady we'd fuck, especially with SeanyBear being a father. Plus the prank Jason played on his buddy using the adult classifieds in the Austin Chronicle back when the classifieds were naughty! Cum, join us...

In this episode, SeanyBear and Jason have a mini speed round and talk about everything from BDSM to watching your buddy fuck. Plus, we talk about how much sex seanybears wife vs Jason's wife wants, in real time. All that, a very Texas word of the day and more! CUM, join us...

On this episode, Tamara's daughter Tori sits in with us once again! We discuss all kinds of sex stuff. Topics include, but are not limited to, clitoral stimulation, best sex positions to hit the G-spot, more sex shit, and for some reason, if our fathers walked around naked in front of us when we were kids... Fun, crazy and weird shit await you ears... Cum, join us!

We have a super special guest on this episode! Keeli, Tamara, Sean and Jason are joined by Tamara's daughter, Tori! Tamara and Tori tell us about their special dating rule so they don't end up having sex with the same person. Tori also tells the tale of her first threesome, where the man was gentle, and the lady was rough! Plus we revisit Sean's love of motor boating, his stepmom and daughter fantasies and how f'ing cold it is in Wisconsin. Cum, join us...

It has happened again. The Legendary El Guapo has "stumbled across" a  porn video that has traumatized his eyes. He of course wants to tell us all the sexy details we don't want to hear, and reminds Jason of a sex video that he wishes he could forget. Plus, other weird stuff, and we finish off with a dirty word of the day. Cum, join us...

On this episode, El Guapo tells Jason the tale of when his cousin found out his girl was having sex with chicks whilst they were broken up. While he took this hard(that's what she said), Jason and Guapo discuss whether they'd be threatened by this or turned on. Pretty sure we all know where this one's going, but hey, isn't the ride the most fun part of the journey?  Cum, join us...

On this quickie episode, El Guapo tells the tales of going to Mexico so his cousin could go to brothels, and have sex with hookers. He and Jason also talk about Limp Dick during sex, our love of Skinamax, why mainstream movies don't show more graphic sex scenes, and the Red Room Guapo to put in his new house. Cum, join us...

On this episode, Tamara asks Jason and the Legendary El Guapo about things women do that turn them on. Aside from having boobs and butts. Eyes, confidence, and a WHOLE lot of SEX stuff is on the list... Cum, join us...

On this episode, Tamara, Jason, and the Legendary El Guapo talk about why people feel the need to put pictures on their dating apps that look nothing like they look now! We also get an update from El Guapo on his ongoing mission to get a plethora of el spermys with his SemenAX pills. Plus, Jason regales us with a story of a fella that tried to hit on him, and found out he did the exact same thing to another host of this show. Cum, join us...

On this episode, Tamara, Jason, and the Legendary El Guapo discuss all kinds of sex stuff. Are we good at dirty talk? Would we do some group sex? How far would we go in BDSM? Have we ever been caught spankin' it by your significant other? Plus a joke of the day from Tamara. Cum, join us...

On this episode, Tamara, El Guapo, and Jason discuss the timeless art of eye fucking! Very timely during this time we live in. Also, do you wonder if the eyes match what's under the mask? Also, what do you expect on a first date? Should he pay? Split 50/50? Is using a coupon to pay in bad taste? Plus, it sucks getting old. Cum, join us...

On this episode, the gang talks about if ladies actually care about men being ripped vs if the have dad bods. The men give their take on mom bods, Susan talks about how college guys love her, and we have a fake orgasm contest! Cum, join us...

On this episode, the legendary Guapo tells us of a sex experiment he's conducting to increase his cum levels. We also discuss why jerking off while driving is easier for the ladies, which one of us loved donating sperm, and which one of us got finger in the ear fucked while actually getting fucked. Cum, join us...

In this episode, we go in depth about the sex fetish of peeing. In the mouth, on the body, or where ever you want, we cover it. In pee. Keeli, Tamara, and Jason get all kinds of freaky sexual on this ep. Cum, join us...

On this episode, Tamara, Keeli, and Jason discuss what our favorite erogenous zones are, how many sexual partners we've had, and if we'd tell our significant other. We also get into what part of the body we find the sexiest. Turns out it's not the dick. All this and more, cumming to you from the great country of Vagina... Cum, join us!

This is a special episode. Chloe, host of the amazing podcast Stripper Stories visits the show to talk about her life as a stripper, dominatrix, cam girl, her podcast, and more. All that and she has an amazing accent! Unless you live in England. Then you're probably asking, "what accent?"  Cum, join us...

On this episode, Jason, Sean, and the legendary Guapo list all the complex thoughts that go through men's heads while getting, well, head. Farting, burritos, holding out longer, biting, and Whoopi Goldberg are just some of the thoughts that cum up on todays episode. Cum, join us...

In this episode, the men get together to discuss why we're more confident flirting with ladies whilst in a relationship with, well, a lady. We also discuss what we'd do IF a lady actually wanted to bang us, if we'd cover for a friend, and times we've been hit on by friends wives. Sausage fest 2020 is here! Cum, join us...