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Cheers burgers! We totally talk: No zombie movie ever happened in the winter cuz the zombies would just freeze solid and you’d throw them in a fire (end of the zombies). Dirty Harry is the cure. Get out of my way kid, I’m the axe guy! Infatuated with Patty Smyth. Hollywood progressives think the 21st century is the 1970s. High-waisted? How ‘bout no-waisted! The kind of guy who spends his entire pay-check on his car... Could have been the lead in Seinfeld. Dropping Howard Stern! Police Academy deaths. Patty Smyth is gorgeous! Chekhov’s Chekhov.

We’re Talking: Crazy cat! Pa TANK in! Unrequited loves… “They didn’t make a Robocop TV show” … “I think they did.” “Are you calling me a liar!?” … “No, you’re deluded.” Transparency isn’t needed during a police investigation. Why a slave culture in an advanced alien culture? Because the robot mine slaves would get filled with gunk. “Black Moon Rising” is the name of the Linda Hamilton movie we mention with Tommy Lee Jones that features The Terminator tunnel and the same Linda Hamilton sex scene from The Terminator. A game of chicken where you might as well kneel before Zod. TNG Q! Consume the last of the designer drug in a movie with designer drugs and there’s no way you’re going to die. This guy’s divorce ain’t real, look at him jacking off! The final nail in the tensor bandage of a sprained ankle. Is this Ray Charles? No, it’s The Commodores… But it isn’t The Commodores, it’s the Neville Brothers… But it isn’t the Neville Brothers, it’s the Four Tops? The boys are dead!

We talk tonight and we talk about: Is Tom Arnold still with Roseanne? Richard Moll was on the “Jackie Thomas Show”? Wrong! (Martin Mull). “Welcome to prime time buuutcggghhhcht” Lin Shaye plays gross characters but is totally presentable. It’s just a cameo! You tricked us! Give Geoff enough rope re: Persia… The latest Jay and Silent Bob movie pays tribute to George Carlin but George Carlin would destroy the latest Jay and Silent Bob movie. Price discrimination. Let a franchise go on long enough and you have to introduce midichlorians. It’s actually pronounced ‘mill-ay-wak-eh”. We got chill cooking!

Tonight! We talk: Romy and Michelle and Howard Stern! Union Jack (1965 not 1968) Communism is going to happen people… Cigarette smoking is fine Geeky girls DO NOT like geeky guys Star Wars … … 90s actors’ skin looked otherworldly Different types of egotists Costco garbage barrels He was being so nice! How Geoff wants to die 90s movie outro rap songs are too on the nose

What does a man say to Adrienne Barbeau? Hollywood royalty right over my house. Canadian border guards vs. American border guards. You’re dripping dude! Why there is so much ‘9/11 art’ at my parents’ house. Rob Zombie sightings at Rob Zombie concerts. South Park evolves. End of movie End Game theories go kaboom.

Let’s kick things off with a little taste of Rocky Horror Picture Show. Iconic scenes abound. The Apprenticeship of Daddy Kravitz. Crack is more innocuous than you’d think. Functional drunktional. Vegetarians at the bait store. Geoff discussing the bible? In a Podcast on Youtube episode? Wonder Woman’s wonderful, Craptain Marvel’s not good. The expectation that everyone be a worker is unreasonable (I mean, who’d give us the means of production?). Our explanation of how the lack of sales of government bonds correlates to a pending recession is the ONLY explanation. Thymos! Thymos! Thymos! “Cucumber in the water puts us in the 99th percentile.”

Recorded December 2018. We’re talking: 3680 DeSoto Highway, Captiva Florida. Yes, Brian Cox is the best Hannibal Lecter (even if the guys at Rifftrax think it’s pretentious to say so). David The Rock Nelson and flubbed lines. 3680 DeSoto Highway, Captiva Florida. Perms and mullets and mulleted perms and permanent mullets. Cereal killing (the continuity, that is). A blind uncle who’s a good guy (but he has a bit of a temper). 3680 DeSoto Highway, Captiva Florida. And, let Santa’s will be known.

Recorded December 2018. Here we talk Simon and Simon; ‘can anyone endorse anything?’; a human makes for as unappealing an alien as any alien probably; with history, it’s conquest all the way down; I don’t believe in Santa, I just believe in me (and vampires); how to plan for your future when you’re 37; all out nipple inversion; and Wikipedic elitism.

Double feature alert! Here’s the other ‘worst movie ever’ movie: AKA “Birdemic”. Here we talk people offering strange men (like us) their phone numbers (why do they do that?). Waffles and chilli. My mom bought me chocolate booze bottles at the liquor store when I was little. The difference between “non-binary” and “bi-sexual” is a big difference. Our signal boosting for gender normative kinds in order to white-knight for non-binary kinds (for gender non-conformist kinds) is what we’re all about. This racializing is killing us inside-kinds. I don’t believe in Beatles… I just believe in trite bullshit. And, COCAINUM!

For the first time ever! A commentary for "The Room" (no one's ever done this before). Did Greg Sestero write the book for this? Groaning and moaning is porno, everything else is not OK. Curves and girth sounds better that poles and rolls. Neil Breen is consistent enough. If you think someone who loves you as a friend is the same as someone who loves you and wants to have sex with you… then you don’t know love. “Oh god oh man, oh god oh man!”. Turkish bread factory final steps. The “Sunday Night Sex Show” dolls. Kevin Smith is not an actor. Tear prosthetics.

(Recorded October 2018). In honor of Burt Reynolds. We talk Star Wars special edition and SNL. Was Burt Reynolds as integral to Smokey and The Bandit as Michael Douglas was to Beetlejuice? Roger Ebert doesn't believe in vampires. Bar fights. Where's the politics? There's the politics.

We talk: Abbot and Costello are alright. The band ‘The Crash Test Dummies’ are too metal for my tastes. Kids are crude human beings, that’s how they talk. Vampire patriarchy. And, “if I had to Matrix myself into any movie…”.

We talk: a forgotten tribute. John Carpenter fighting supercilia. What does Principal Skinner mean when he says “these pants come off at night just like everyone else’s”? Are you eating chilli? Klingons’ pants don’t come off at night like everybody else’s because Klingons stay up all night studying. And, an unrequited love (or an unabashed delusion)? “Blame Grover man! Blame Grover!”

We’re kicking off this talk-over with a frank and uninformative discussion of female oxen beast stable torture. We then move to Dave’s movie tastes over the years. “Like rats in a maze with orgasm paddles”. Secret vampire societies. The phenomenon of all-star cast, mainstream movies no one believes can exist (based only on an understanding of the cast), but do exist and everyone has seen them. Halloween movie covers are scary. And, a romantic overture that we really should have omitted.

We got it all on ‘Podcast On YouTube”! We talk Weird Al’s perfect skin and architecture; the Coen Brothers’ taxonomy; microwave manufacturers were way off in terms of their product’s legitimacy; EMAIL; ordering a great pizza from a questionable franchise; suffocation from A/C; the status of MST3K; He-Man and Transformers' integrity; Marxism negates Marxism: and SNL! The new Neil Breen movie we mention at 1:18:17 (but can’t name) is “Twisted Pair”. Watch the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2BfsbZOuTI

We talk bad DVD transfers; recurring revilements of Roger’s revilement; Jennifer Jason Leigh can deal; what do Robert De Niro and Rutger Hauer have in common? (hint/answer: they’ve both shot down helicopters in movies with handguns); Timechasers; vampire taxonomy; and, throwing good money after bad DVDs.

We talk, "if it's the sphinx, it's great". I pity the full motion video. What's the best quality pizza? (spoiler: it's naan pizza). Ian Malcolm is a bad scientist. Old men in the pictures exorcise before bed and it's gross! Roseanne's tweet (have you heard about this?). And, "Don't Squish Me in Paradise!".

Man, move over and check out this podcast, before they be pulling these hushpuppies out your mothra-cooking ass! (What's a hushpuppy?). We talk "Catholic High School Girls In Trouble". So bad they're good movies and vanity projects go together like broken noses and getting sprayed by skunks. More boom mic! "Catholic High School Collectivisms in Trouble". Canadian citizenship. Justin Trudeau and calling out progressivism where you find it. And, who did it first, Francis Ford Coppola, or Rudy Ray Moore?

Spoiler alert: House is a good movie. We talk, burning down the Pizza Pop. Movie realtors sell the story not the house. Gender, biology and bugaboos. Butts in the breeze. Naming something new, or renaming the same old things? “Nighthawks” didn’t earn its ‘get Mendoza’ scene. And, the last The Last Jedi discussion. Notes: 1. Mick Garris’ podcast that we discuss (but can't name) is called “Postmortem With Mick Garris”: https://t.co/G602yHSISM 2. The screen wipe theory we discuss is Rob Ager’s from Collative Learning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NAhAEQUk8M

YOU CAN KINDA HEAR THE MOVIE IN THE BACKGROUND! We talk team Mitchell or team Wiebe?, fake it till you make it, hot sauce, Marvel Movie Madness or Barvel Bovie Badness?, the shallowly socially conscious, the diligent businessman, and cheaters.

YOU CAN KINDA HEAR THE EPISODE IN THE BACKGROUND! We talk Bonerz! Bonerz! Bonerz! ... Peter Bonerz that is!, the smell of a very special episode, moral philosophy, and where've I seen Meshach Taylor before?

YOU CAN KINDA HEAR THE MOVIE IN THE BACKGROUND! Today we're talkin' over one of the more black and white of the Bergman movies. We talk Edgar Bergen, Ingrid Bergman, Miami Connection, car burgle stories that go nowhere, the definitive interpretation, no more disclaimers, proof of god, and Carl Weathers as Billy D. Williams.

Ooooooooh... The feminism episode! But before we get to that (it comes at the very end), we talk history, goin' solo, Sailor Moon teaches acting, impossible logic (plug), radio voice, and academic rigor.

Oh boy oh boy, here it is, the one nobody asked for, Police Academy! We talk the unimpressiveness of making silly sounds with your mouth in a movie, decorum vs. guts, Mr. Fantastic and the conservation of mass, fellatio overacting and reacting, Stormy Daniels, and Mahoney baloney,

The profound abounds in this as we talk our own private heaven, saga cells, comedy writing, The Sutherlands and the Douglases, water damage, and film analysis fright-outs.

Blaine's back and we're talking Stormy Daniels' motivations, Halloween hoopla, what kind of relationship a marriage is, 'don't start conversations in the comment section of your channel if you're not going to participate!', the decentralization of popular media, the aesthetic of camaraderie, and super bombs.

YOU CAN KINDA HEAR THE MOVIE IN THE BACKGROUND! (Recorded Christmas 2016). Here we talk buttoned-down secret babes(for the first time), flea market misconduct, entrapment, 'hey! free apartments!', and Dirty Harry's Dirty Theory.

In this episode we get ahead of a problem. We also talk frivolous accusations of cultural insensitivity, Spider-man, betrayal of trust and monogamy, and answer the question, did Listerine increase or decrease the frequency with which people french kiss?

YOU CAN KINDA HEAR THE MOVIE IN THE BACKGROUND! (Recorded in Spring 2015). Here we talk the Willams' sisters' dad, what to wear to work to impress the neighbours, honey, and the paradox of popularity.

With a special guest, we talk/commit-to unrequited endorsements involving adult film star [NAME CENSORED]. We also talk zombie conspiracies, JFK conspiracies, the epistemology of conspiracy theories, big funeral, the value of Howard Stern devaluing you, and horror mascots.

YOU CAN KINDA HEAR THE MOVIE IN THE BACKGROUND! (Originally recorded over Christmas 2017). Looks like you won the blood bank tonight Storm! We talk ‘The Brock’, nerd controversies from the past, a royal conspiracy, ‘where’s our vanity projects?’, and unmitigated SeaGALL.

In this episode we finally break our silence on Trump... Donald Trump that is! We also talk about "The Last Jedi" for the first time, for the last time. And lastly, we answer the age old question: what's the worst thing a woman can hear after 'spending time' with Willie Nelson?

Boring travel story alert! (Alright, you've been to Detroit, stop bragging). In this talk over we talk travel, toilet time, why the service sector is the infantry in the army that is corporate America, the Howard Stern/Artie Lange rift, and the Isreal/Palestine rift.

Here we talk over one of our greatest period pieces. Set in 1991, that makes it a period piece. We talk Jerusalem (have you heard about this?). We monologue from “Planes Trains and Automobiles”. We discuss what force drives censorship. And, we elaborate on the infinite.

Grab your coat honey, grab your hat, the train ain't leaving and it ain't coming back because it hasn't gone anywhere! We talk credulity and trust, sleazy Hollywood (have you heard about this?), and Star Wars fandoms. We also blow the lid onto a major conspiracy! Slike!

YOU CAN KINDA HEAR THE MOVIE IN THE BACKGROUND! Here's our first talk-over ever (episode 1 season 0). We were new to this at the time so we mostly just provided insight in regard to the movie itself. For that we apologize. But make no mistake, we still talk the talk, walk the walk, and slike the slike.

In this, the spiritual successor to the Weinstein episode, we talk dreams, Kurt Vonnegut, the bass of a rowdy neighbour, and rotisserie chicken.

We wrap up the Tommy Jarvis Trilogy by talkin' bout the John Carpenter/Zap Rowsdower connection, the Weinstein twins, Sartre's farts, Camus' poos , and Nietzsche's abyss. There's also a bonus last minute conversion!

Are we watching Revenge of The Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise? Not quite, but we'll talk about it anyway. We also talk Eastern religions, martial arts, domain names, and Elisabeth Shue.

We're pontificating slike there's no tomorrow in this, the second instalment of our Tommy Jarvis Trilogy talk-over. We talk about other Friday The 13th movies, pedantic electronics store employees, values vs. customs, dream sequences, and how to tell who Jason is (when anyone can be Jason).

Holy schlikeys! In this, the follow-up to our infamous (and banned!) Harvey Weinstein episode, we discuss the link between margarine use and sociopathy, Country Crock and other butter substitutes, the superfluousness of buttering a muffin, why my dad hates butter substitutes, and diversity in film over the generations.

In this first instalment of our take on the Tommy Jarvis Trilogy, we talk about donating our bodies to science, Bill Cosby, female physiology over the generations, and even the movie itself!