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Laughing every day helps us stay sane - and hopefully this can make you laugh, or at least think about maybe smiling... Just a quick bit (usually less than thirty seconds); something nominally entertaining about family, work life, society, etc. Become a podcaster and get one month free! Sign up for…

Kyle Souza


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    Did Trump Text You Too?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2018 0:20


    He said he was going to send one last week, but I'm still waiting. Maybe this test is a good sign.

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    Did Trump Text You Too?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2018 0:20


    He said he was going to send one last week, but I'm still waiting. Maybe this test is a good sign.

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    Pumkin Spice, And Everything Nice

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 0:11


    What are little girls made out of?

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    Pumkin Spice, And Everything Nice

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 0:11


    What are little girls made out of?

    fall spice pumpkin pumpkin spice everything nice pumkin
    25% More Than What?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2018 0:17


    Duh, the bigger bottle has more than the smaller one!

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    25% More Than What?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2018 0:17


    Duh, the bigger bottle has more than the smaller one!

    marketing math soap dial duh
    Were You Talking To Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2018 0:11


    Maybe we are the same person...

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    Were You Talking To Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2018 0:11


    Maybe we are the same person...

    guys confusion confused confuse
    I Know My Daughter's Name, Really, I Do!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2018 0:33


    I swear I'm I good dad, it just doesn't always show. https://thetalkinggeek.com

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    I Know My Daughter's Name, Really, I Do!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2018 0:33


    I swear I'm I good dad, it just doesn't always show. https://thetalkinggeek.com

    kids parenting jas initials
    Happy Minnie's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2018 0:28


    What were you trying to say about their relationship Walt?

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    Happy Minnie's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2018 0:28


    What were you trying to say about their relationship Walt?

    mother's day mickey mouse minnie mouse
    My "Opposite Of A Mistake" Bread

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2018 0:13


    Is "double garlic bread" a thing?

    mistakes bread opposite garlic sandwhich
    My "Opposite Of A Mistake" Bread

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2018 0:13


    Is "double garlic bread" a thing?

    mistakes bread opposite garlic sandwhich
    Even in Our Dreams Tax Dollars are Misappropriated

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2018 0:21


    Who knew a Barbie Fairy world would be so realistic?!

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    Laundryman the Washed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2018 0:14


    Washing machine wizard

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    Valentine's Day Lights

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2018 0:10


    Don't get on top of things, get creative with being behind.

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    It Doesn't Sound Sexy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2018 0:11


    Maybe there's an upside to having a cold.

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    What Makes a Guy Gay?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2017 0:16


    Why is no one else addressing this trend?

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    Everything Bad Happens Before 2AM

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2017 0:18


    I think that's the saying...

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    Don't Call Her a Trooper

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2017 0:17


    I meant it as a compliment, but she knew her rank.

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    Is This Thing On?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2017 0:30


    First things first.

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    Some 'Plode-ing Going On

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2017 0:11


    Too busy for real words.

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    Last Person Shooter

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 0:23


    I was the last man picked, both on and off the field.

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    Get Ready for Dinner by Eating

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2017 0:28


    I think those who know "sports stuff" call this "pre-gaming", maybe?

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    Get a Life, I Need a Parking Spot

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2017 0:25


    Seriously, what are you doing at home, there's a whole world out there!?

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    Addicted to Red Vines

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2017 0:32


    I'm not addicted to food, I'm addicted to a food - it's very different.

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    Yes, Yes He Did.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2017 0:25


    He gives, and He gives.

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    It's just a number.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2017 0:13


    Who's even keeping track, anyway?

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    Am I Freebirding Too Much?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2017 0:26


    It's nice to get noticed.

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    NOT Electrocuted While Peeing

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2017 0:28


    Are you telling me that "Tommy Boy" was not scientifically accurate?

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    No Breaks

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2017 0:21


    Sticks and stones may break my bones, oh wait, they didn't...

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    Don't Get Blood On The Carpet

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2017 0:35


    When your kid is hurt, you have to prioritize.

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    Is Rain the End?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2017 0:21


    Do I like getting caught in the rain? No. Is it going to kill me? I already gave up witchcraft.

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    A Call to End Daylight Savings Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2017 0:21


    Not everyone does it, and no one should do it.

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    Planning What NOT To Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2017 0:29


    It is like reverse psychology, but with fate.

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    Go Fighting Squirrels!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2017 0:41


    No one looks at my wife and thinks "basketball", and rightly so.

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    Pumpkin Spice Dog Poop

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2017 0:19


    The "pumpkining" has gone too far!

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    Oma Texting

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2017 0:28


    Instead of abbreviating a well know phrase my grandma will shorten a whole sentence to just the first letters, or as she would text me: IOAAWKPMGWSAWSTJTFL.

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    "You can't even taste the..."

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2017 0:22


    Yes, yes I can - stop trying to trick me into validating your terrible taste buds.

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    Wait, What Did She Say?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2017 0:36


    I don't regret saying "no", and definitely could have regretted saying "yes".

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    Get Diabetes TODAY

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2017 0:18


    What am I doing with five dozen donuts?

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    Kids Will Snitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2017 0:15


    Your dad makes "yucky brownies" that are just for adults?

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    Gold Chain? Anyone? Everyone?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2017 0:14


    I don't watch sports much, but when I do, I have questions.

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