R1 Circle

Chelsea got a case of blue balls! Can the Magpies continue to fight for top 4? Gunners keep The Cityzens off the throne!

Liverpool leave the forest empty-handed! Who will win the World Cup? Ten Hag: The real alpha at United

TAA needs to update his Waze! Can a goalkeeper ever win a Baloon D'or? Haaland gone for an oil change!

God is on Arsenal's side! UFC200 Conte Vs Tuchel? Mbappe throws his toys out the pram!

Van Dijk takes one step too far at Craven Cottage! Can the two North London clubs continue their form? Hauland bags a brace!

Will Jesus take Arsenal to heaven? Kishan's humbled prediction after last season PTSD! Chelsea out the top 4?

Gerrard slips again for the reds! Who makes our beta TOTS? Leeds given a 2nd chance in the Premier League!

Liverpool squatting heavy to work on their quads! Can Gerrard force City to slip up? Ramsey flushes history down the toilet!

Arsenal & Spurs playing hot potato for top 4! Is British football on the throne of Europe? Magpies complete their money makeover!

United take part in Soccer Aid 2.0! Is Diaz the signing of the season? The Toffees find themselves in a sticky situation!

The reds pushing for a photo finish! Can the Gunners kill the top 4 race? PSG become the king of the bottle jobs!

The magpies refuel their engine! Are Liverpool en route to have their best season ever ? Spurs playing spin the bottle with Conte!

The Magpies battle out of relegation! Is Klopp future proofing Liverpool? Mane trump's Salah in the final!

Lord Dean Smith takes another to the boardroom! Has rashford found his form again? Liverpool can't put the money where their mouth is!

Arteta taking the Mik! Can Rooney survive the drop? Fernandes with 100 IQ plays without the imposter!

Liverpool struggling to fly without their wingers! Has Gerrard found the hidden gems in the transfer window? AFCON ref ends the game by TKO!

Is Kane red card restricted? Leeds feeling generous ahead of Christmas! Have the Gunners found a winning formula?

Chelsea struggle to pop the bubbles! Are Gunners back to factory settings? Barca broken beyond repair!

Godfather of gegenpress enters the PL! Is the Ballon d'Or rigged? Newcastle mining for gold-diggers in January!

Arteta fighting in the wrong weight class! Which new manager will have the biggest impact? The fight for champions league opens up!

Man United - The team with all looks but no personality! Is Eddie going to have a howler at Newcastle? Gunners looking for ammunition!

CR7 teaching clutch control to Ole! Is City's issue bigger than just a new striker? Ramsdale saving Arteta's job!

Fergie working as an undercover boss! Have Arsenal finally picked up form? Havertz being anti social at the Bridge!

There's no "I" in team but there is in United! How many years before the magpies start flying? Salah's red hot form continues!

King Salah showing everyone why he's on the throne! Is any player fixture proof? Ole brings the starting XI to Van De Beek!

Martinez renting a 2 bedroom flat at Old Trafford for free! Is La Liga becoming a farmer's league?Kane giving Spurs more pain!

Is Ronaldo the Mayweather of football? City players get stage fright in front of a full crowd! Is Salah the best Premier league winger of all time?

Tuchel denies defeat at Anfeild! Does Manchester City need a striker? Cr7 returns back home!

Martial's new trim was not blessed by the Saints! Are Liverpool being slept on this season? Antonio has fallen in love with himself!

The Bees swarm Artetas boys! Whos got the best PL predictions? The red devils start in pole position!

France cut open by the swiss army knife! Are Belgium Spurs in disguise? Denmark make Eriksen proud!

Tuchel teaches Pep 4-2=2! Did Moyes have a better season than Bielsa? Black Friday sale comes early for Managers!

Spurs & Leicester playing spin the bottle! Will Tuchel win his first trophy with Chelsea? Aguerooooooooooooo!!

Arsenal Willock on taking Joe back! Is Ruben Dias signing of the season? Chilwell blue balled by VAR!

Emery says "Good Ebening" to Arsenal's European hopes! Are assists just as important as goals? Liverpool tactically outplayed United on and off the pitch!

Can Arsenal cook up an all English breakfast? Tuchel comes back to the final for redemption! What did you think of our hall of fame predictions?

Spotify shuffle kronkes' playlist! Has Willock ended Liverpool's top 4 hopes? Masterful Kante masks woeful Werner performance!

Kronke happy to sit on the table with the big boys! Are UEFA the devils disguised as angels? Tuchel teaches Pep that 4 - 1 = 3!

Has Bielsa given Man United false title hopes? Bellingham's goal cancelled by Emre Can's hand! Are Arsenal on the brink of their worst ever season?

Lingard breaks up the wolfpack! Is Arteta going to be a victim of cancel culture? Big Sam sets fire to Thomas' engine!

Does declan rice make our TOTY? Ramos Vs. Salah UFC 261! Should Ed Woodward take advice from Rishi Sunak?

The fridge turns into a freezer! Who will survive the drop? Lamela robonas his way home!

Shawberto Carlos makes his way up the pitch! Are Arsenal in a toxic relationship with Xhaka? Klopp adds another L to LLLLLiverpool

Bale getting a hole in one! Should the new football kits have pockets in their shorts? Red devils silenced by the top 6!

Have the foxes replaced the gunners in the top 6? Lingard showing Mourinho how to attack! Tuchel gives Chelsea players a wake up call!

Have Barca lost their fear factor? The red devils share the love on Valentines day! Is Vardy bargain of the century?

Ancelotti finding his fergie time? Arsenal can't decide what half of the table to be on! Is the title a one horse race?

Lingard makes Villa Park his dance floor! Leno thinking outside the box? Liverpool breaking all the wrong records!

Has Thomas got the engine running with Chelsea? Man United vs Arsenal ends in a stalemate! When will Bale finish his PGA tour?

How many Arsenal players make our combined XI? Man City find a loophole in the football rulebook! Have the Reds woken up from their nightmare?

Have Arsenal set their eyes on a Ozil replacement? Pogba gives up his ego to give United title hopes! Could this be the tightest top 4 race of all time?