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We have come to the end of our Harrison Ford season of the Ten Movies podcast and - in so coming - have learned many truths about Mr. Ford, America, and ourselves. We have learned what makes Harrison Ford a relatable everyman in his action hero roles - specifically, an air of befuddlement. The Rock and Jason Statham could never. For the rest of our findings - and for The Definitive Ranking of Harrison Ford's Movies (TM), we encourage you to listen to this episode. Brian and Hemal have enjoyed taking this journey with you. Make sure you subscribe to Ten Movies to see what iconic movie star we get into next season.

Though some of his other roles are more iconic, ‘Blade Runner' is perhaps Harrison Ford's most celebrated movie, at least in the world of genre films. Which, of course, made his career and has since gone on to entirely swallow contemporary cinema. But unlike Star Wars or Indiana Jones, Blade Runner is not a beloved franchise suitable for additional revenue generation in the form of lunchboxes and animated spinoffs. It's dark, claustrophobic, and confusing; a slow-paced futuristic neo-noir with a synthesizer score so heavy-handed you'll feel like one of those Raymond Chandler private eyes that are always getting hit in the back of the head and left in an alley. Though produced in the long-ago era of 1982, ‘Blade Runner' depicts the grimy, corporate-owned, neon-drenched Los Angeles of the not-so-distant future. Technically, the story takes place a few years ago, but that seemed far off when they made the movie, and the actual year 2019 came and went without moon colonies or outlaw cyborgs. Speaking of which, Harrison Ford spends the movie hunting down these rogue “replicants”, but - refreshingly! - his success is as much a matter of luck as of skill, and their deaths seem tragic, rather than badass. In the end, he realizes some stuff about our shared humanity. Brian and Hemal both enjoyed the film, though they admitted that, like ‘The Empire Strikes Back' from earlier in the season, its legacy is such that it's hard to take it on its terms and just watch it as a movie. While ‘Blade Runner' did not come to dominate popular culture in the fashion of Star Wars, its legacy in science fiction film and storytelling is just as significant.

This is an odd duck in the Harrison Ford canon. Instead of his usual decent everyman hero, here he plays a deranged libertarian inventor who becomes increasingly unmoored from reality - endangered a young River Phoenix and the rest of his hapless family in the process. Brian and Hemal had mixed feelings about ‘The Mosquito Coast'. It's a movie with a strong point of view. And it's some of the best acting we've seen from Harrison Ford; he really gets inside this largely unlikable character. In fact, it's the exceedingly rare movie where you forget you're watching Harrison Ford. But it's also dark and claustrophobic - a compelling movie, but not a fun watch. We did think the movie had a surprisingly sophisticated stance on some of the issues it touches on, from colonialism to racism to unhealthy family power dynamics. Rather than loudly letting you know that the characters in thrall to these pathologies are bad people, it trusts the audience to spend time with a character and draw their own conclusions.

Harrison Ford had it all - a beautiful wife, a flourishing medical career and a big chunky beard. But then a sinister one-armed man murdered his wife and the bumbling cop blamed him and he had no choice but to become The Fugitive. Being The Fugitive is a tough business. He spends most of the movie running around Chicago being resourceful - forging documents, stealing other documents, and looking for the truth. As a result, he ends up not having any reason to talk to any other characters. But there's no shortage of clever banter and flinty charm because lawman Tommy Lee Jones is also running around Chicago looking for Harrison Ford, along with his misfit band of clever US Marshals. Towards the very end of the movie they throw in a bunch of complicated extra stuff about an evil pharmaceutical company, but mostly it's a classic cat-and-mouse thriller.

A glossy, modern Hollywood western movie made with extreme attention to detail and featuring beloved A-List stars? And also aliens show up? The premise is solid gold - but the execution, sadly, left much to be desired. In ‘Cowboys & Aliens', released in 2011 and directed by Jon Favreau, Harrison Ford plays an excessively curmudgeonly ranch boss in the old West whose thoroughly unlikeable son is kidnapped by space aliens. Meanwhile, Daniel Craig is wandering around suffering from amnesia and bearing a mysterious alien weapon on his arm. (See? This all sounds terrific.) As they compete for the “most craggily handsome man”, the two stars assemble a gang of people representing every Western movie character stereotype and head off to fight the aliens. Olivia Wilde goes with them, who turns out to also be an alien, but with a different flavor. This explains her mysterious knowledge but does not explain why she's always gazing adoringly at Daniel Craig and taking her clothes off. Eventually, they have a big battle, and the two characters who aren't white guys get killed. All in all, a bit of a muddle, which was perhaps foreshadowed by the fact that the script had six authors. Brian and Hemal felt that the filmmakers lavished a great deal of love and care on the “Cowboys” part of the movie, while the “Aliens” part was given short shrift. In the movies that inform the alien component of the film, like ‘Aliens' and ‘Predator', the extraterrestrial entities are genuinely menacing, sources of dread and suspense. But here they are just rampaging monsters with laser weapons and flimsy motives. Worse, though, is the degree to which the movie makes no attempt to even acknowledge, much less answer, the outdated ideologies of the Western genre. One can perhaps understand why a movie from, say, 1975 might depict women and Native characters in subservient or unimportant roles and not question the right of European settlers to do whatever they wanted, but it's baffling that a movie made in The Year of Our Lord 2011 would do the same.

Exciting? Certainly. Preposterous? Absolutely. But will you enjoy Harrison Ford as the president of the United States, personally karate-fighting and machine-gunning an array of sneering terrorists who have seized his airplane? If you are a good American, you will. In ‘Air Force One', a 1997 action thriller, a band of evil Russian separatists takes over the president's very special airplane with the help of a treacherous Secret Service agent - including the president and his family.. (If the filmmakers had just waited a few years, they could have just used standard-issue Russians, who have once again assumed their historical role in American cultural life as villains, but this was a brief period when we were all pals.) Unfortunately they did not reckon with President James Marshall, an almost comically capable executive, who can fly jets, speak fluent Russian and is a master of hand-to-hand combat. So he spends most of the movie sneaking around the plane picking the bad guys off one by one, which - you will not be surprised to learn - culminates in a spectacular finale (with some of the most dogshit CGI you've ever seen, as crashing a real 747 was not in the budget.) Hemal felt that ‘Air Force One' was a terrific movie - tense, exciting and fun. Brian felt the same, but did note that it was incredibly silly. But if you've a Sunday evening to spare and a plateful of pork chops to enjoy, this is the movie for you.

Though we know him more for action and adventure roles, Harrison Ford has been known to try his hand at a romantic comedy or two. Turns out that craggy handsomeness and twinkle-eyed charm are just as useful for wooing the ladies as it is for fending off space aliens. In ‘Working Girl', Melanie Griffith plays a gritty outer-borough striver who decides to perpetrate identity fraud to get ahead in the business world, which she has to do because Sigourney Weaver is a mean boss. Amid these shenanigans, she meets Harrison Ford, and they decide to team up - in mergers AND acquisitions if you catch our drift. Brian and Hemal thoroughly enjoyed ‘Working Girl' as a well-constructed late 80s gem, though we could not help but remark upon the many ways in which class and gender politics have shifted since it was released. Also, the hair and the shoulder pads, sweet merciful Jesus.

If there's a more iconic Harrison Ford role than Indiana Jones, it's Han Solo. The vest! The blaster! The roguish ne'er-do-well grin! The giant dog sidekick! He is the dashing space pirate by which all future dashing space pirates will be measured - and found wanting. We chose ‘The Empire Strikes Back' over the original; ‘Star Wars' not only because it features more Han Solo, but because the movie hangs more on Ford's portrayal of the character - not just as a hero, but as an oddly contemporary aspect of the film. Amidst the flying monsters and space wizards, Ford's presence keeps the movie human - but not so much that he's winking at all the made-up stuff. It's a fine line. We also enjoyed - as many have before - the bravura of the film. Somebody makes a surprise hit space adventure with the good guys flying around and blowing up the bad guys and you gotta figure the studio wanted “that, but more” for the sequel, but instead, George Lucas and company gave us a story about failure and sacrifice, rather than triumph. Luke flunks out of Jedi school and they cut off his hand and Han Solo gets frozen in carbonite. Good stuff.

If you're keen on unspoken but palpable yearning, ‘Witness' will be right up your alley. If, on the other hand, you enjoy things happening, this may not be the movie for you. In ‘Witness', the first of Harrison Ford's two mid-80s outings with director Peter Weir, our hero plays a gritty Philadelphia detective who has to hole up at a remote farmstead in Amish country and spend most of the movie gazing longingly at Kelly McGillis. He's doing this because Kelly McGillis's impossibly wide-eyed son witnessed a murder and they have to stay off the grid so the corrupt cops don't find them. Eventually they do, of course, and there's some gunplay and what-not, but most of the movie is restrained to the point of placidity. There is, no joke, a 20+ minute scene where all the characters raise a barn. But Brian and Hemal agreed that the barn-raising scene was actually kind of great - and they liked the movie's perspective on violence: despite what every single action movie would have us believe, it is rarely the best course of action. Brian was a little down on the film's ponderous pace and lack of plot, but Hemal was taken in by all the tacit Amish steaminess.

It's hard to think of a more iconic actor than Harrison Ford. And it's equally hard to think of a less interesting character than Jack Ryan, the protagonist of countless espionage thrillers. And yet, America loves Harrison Ford in this role. “How dare YOU, sir?” he barks angrily at the president, who is corrupt and venal. But he still calls him “sir”, because he respects the office. Yeah, that's what this character is like. The plot of ‘Clear & Present Danger' is convoluted and not entirely plausible, but the movie is well-made. At any given moment, you know what Jack Ryan is up to, what clandestine information he's working to uncover and who's trying to blow him up. Your efforts as a viewer here are aided by the movie's relentless binary of good and evil. The bad guys are always bad, and can be counted on to do bad things, and the good guys are always good and noble-hearted. One wonders if there are actually this many high-ranking CIA officers who are quite so devoted to honestly following the rules.

Is there a more iconic Harrison Ford role than Indiana Jones, the bullwhip-snapping, fedora-clad, globe-trotting archeologist who fights Nazis and pillages artifacts from their cultures of origin, which was the style at the time? It can be difficult to step back from this movie's cultural primacy and just watch it as a movie. When you do, it's an adventuresome thrill ride, impeccably made, as Indy and his pal's zip from one precarious encounter to another. Part of the charm is Harrison Ford's portrayal of Indiana Jones, toeing the line between heroic and roguish, and - unlike modern action stars - often surprised by the peril in which he finds himself and occasionally in danger of getting badly injured or even dead. But is Indiana Jones, as a character, the hero we are led to believe? Or is he, as Hemal maintains, "like every bad boyfriend you've ever had"? In this episode, Hemal and Brian also interrogate the ideological valence of the film, from the troubling way in which Marion Ravenwood, the movie's sole woman character (played with delightful grit and humor by the underrated Karen Allen) is portrayed and treated, to the questionable choice of having the film's Egyptian and Nepali characters played by white guys - including John Rhys-Davies, noted Welshman, as Indy's loyal and resourceful sidekick Sallah Mohammed Faisel el-Kahir. Though it must be admitted, we also thoroughly enjoyed Rhys-Davies in the role. Do we contradict ourselves? Very well then, we contradict ourselves. We are large, we contain multitudes.

Every season on the Ten Movies podcast we pick one iconic actor and watch ten of their most iconic movies. This season: Harrison Ford. He's charming! He's heroic! He's befuddled! Sometimes he's a rogue, sometimes he's a boy scout - but either way, moms want him and dads want to be him! Join us this season to learn the great truths behind these flippant statements. For advertising opportunities on this show or any of the other shows on our network, contact us at: advertise@underdogsportsnetwork.com

We have come to the end of the Tom Cruise season of Ten Movies. The legacy of America's Last Great American Movie Star is strong. He is a strange man, but he makes big, old-fashioned movies and he is 100% committed, whether he's leaping out of an exploding helicopter or swanning around turn-of-the-century New Orleans as a bitchy vampire in an off-putting wig. In this final episode of the season, Brian and Hemal discuss the ten movies we watched this season and provide the definitive ranking. While we typically enjoy disagreeing, we were pretty much on the same page when it came to Mr. Cruise's oeuvre. Although we did disagree on what should go at number one. What did we decide? And, more importantly, what did we learn about the dark, quotidian heart of America along the way? These are fine and righteous questions, and we encourage you to find out by listening to the episode.

Hey, remember Top Gun? It was that 80s movie full of strong-jawed, confident men flying cool fighter jets and having intense but controlled confrontations in their underwear. Well, the executives at Paramount Pictures remember it - along with the hundreds of millions of dollars it made them at the box office. They remember it so well that theyve gone and made it again! Released last year, ‘Top Gun: Maverick returns 36 years later (!) to the story of Pete “Maverick” Mitchell. Once a cocky young flyboy, Mav is now a weathered test pilot whose career has stalled. Hes been put out to pasture, but hes still in the Navy, hes still a crazy maverick and hes still the best of the best. Now hes got to return to the Top Gun flight school for one last mission and teach these young bucks how to do it right. America lost its mind for this movie, but Brian and Hemal had mixed feelings about it. On the one hand, it beautifully captured the whole elite, fighter-jock vibe of the original movie, and set the bar even higher in terms of how the airplane stuff was shot and integrated into the story. But the fan service - my God, the fan service. Hardly a scene goes by when the filmmakers dont stop the action to wave something in our faces from the original movie. Hey, remember this guy? Remember this awesome scene? Remember when Mav said that cool thing? Here it all is again! The theory seems to be that we loved it before, so theres no reason to change anything. But also they dont think highly of our intelligence, so they want to make sure we get it. We can accept the first part of the theory, but the second part wears us down. Yes, for the love of Christ, we get it.

You complete me. You had me at hello. Show me the money! If you were around during the 90s, you have almost certainly repeated one of the many memorable lines from ‘Jerry Maguire', the beloved rom-com / sports-comedy hybrid from fabled Gen X director Cameron Crowe. If you havent watched ‘Jerry Maguire in a while, be warned that this movie has a lot going on. Theres a whole romantic comedy where Tom Cruise plays an ill-starred sports agent who gets together with the somewhat wilted Renee Zellweger, then splits up, and then gets back together again. Then theres a whole buddy comedy where Tom Cruise pals around with Cuba Gooding Jr., his sole remaining client. and tries to score him a multimillion contract to play football. For the most part, Cameron Crowe fits it all in, but Brian and Hemal felt that the movie showed its age a wee bit. But Tom Cruise is in excellent form here. Usually, his films lean heavily on dramatic tirades or him running around and jumping out of exploding vehicles, but here hes fully inhabiting the stressed-out, striving, emotionally spent character of Gerald Maguire.

So many iconic Tom Cruise movies one could choose from. Why the 2017 flop ‘The Mummy? Wouldnt it have been better to just watch the Brendan Fraser version for the fifth time? But it has become so rare for Tom Cruise to star in a commercial failure. The man is a certified box office draw - he makes the great big movies America loves. Sadly, though, America did not love ‘The Mummy. Not only did it lose a pile of money and receive - quite justifiably - critical derision, it single-handedly tanked Universal Pictures planned shared universe series rebooting classic movie monsters and teaming them up, Avengers-style. Though upon reflection, that seems like a bad idea, so perhaps we cant lay all the blame at the mummys feet. But indeed, at least, the film is a fun romp. Or, perhaps, a terrifying thrill ride? Or the sort of high-octane action movie for which Tom Cruise is so well known? Unfortunately, its a bit of a mish-mash of all those things, switching from one to another without rhyme or reason. It does, however, feature a lot of Tom Cruise doing that thing where he runs with his knees up high - and a couple of times Russell Crowe comes on screen to explain the plot, so thats all right.

Whether he's running from aliens, infiltrating enemy lairs, or breaking the sound barrier, Tom Cruise's characters are always the best of the best. Here he's a hotshot young attorney, fresh out of law school, the best of the best. And the boutique Memphis law firm that hires him away from Wall Street? It turns out THEY WORK FOR THE MOB! Dang, it. Luckily he sorts it all out, via a highly convoluted plot that requires him to run all over Memphis in his suit, being pursued by an albino assassin and a menacing, gun-toting Wilford Brimley. At the same time, Holly Hunter flies to the Cayman Islands and photocopies files at a furious clip. You'd think that part would be dull, but Holly Hunter somehow makes it exciting. If you like a tense thriller, ‘The Firm' will be right up your alley. It's a white knuckler. Brian and Hemal both enjoyed it - and felt that Tom Cruise was going beyond his usual skill set (running! grinning! running!) to give us an honest-to-goodness character. Even better, this movie is chock-a-block full of terrific character actors, from Holly Hunter's sassy working-class broad with a heart of gold to David Strathairn's crookedly wise ex-con to Wilford Brimley with his gun and a scowl. And, of course, the inimitable Gene Hackman as Tom Cruise's charmingly corrupt mentor wreathed in doom.

On the one hand, one regrets the recent, Twilight-era trend towards making cinematic vampires moody and emo, instead of soulless monsters of the terrifying dark. On the other hand, it's possible to lean a little too hard into the horrible - ‘Interview with the Vampire' is a seriously dark movie. Way darker than you'd expect a mid-90s Hollywood blockbuster starring the likes of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt to be. In the previous Tom Cruise movies we've watched this season the Last Great American Movie Star has been in his usual mode: the confident, handsome leading man righting wrongs and battling evildoers. Here, though, he plays a melodramatic, campy vampire in a bad wig who has a thing for Brad Pitt. And he's not even the lead! Hemal and Brian agreed that this wasn't necessarily a movie we enjoyed watching, but has a certain weight to it. It's weird, genuinely horrifying in many (many) places and campy in others, but it has a sort of integrity - these fellas set out to make a for-real old-school vampire movie, that's for sure.

Two titans of popular American cinema, together for the first time! We are referring, of course, to Max von Sydow and Tim Blake Nelson. Ha! We joke. 'Minority Report', released in 2002, marks the first time that famed director Steven Spielberg worked with Tom Cruise. (Though Max von Sydow and Tim Blake Nelson do appear in the movie, the latter as a delightfully weird future prison warden who plays the pipe organ and spouts aphorisms.) 'Minority Report' concerns itself with the lofty concept of free will. In the not-so-distant future, police can detect murders before they happen, thanks to the telepathic abilities of the “pre-cognitives”, a trio of bald people floating in goo. Is this arrangement moral? Is it fallible? We'll find out when Tom Cruise, the lead detective in charge of the “pre-crime” unit, is himself marked as a would-be murderer. The movie was well received upon release and seems to have gone on to achieve a degree of even more positive retrospective appraisal. It's certainly a plotful film - you really have to pay attention to this one. Brian and Hemal did not entirely agree on whether that was a good thing, but they did both appreciate Tom Cruise zipping around the future being chased by proto-fascist police and feeling sad about his dead son.

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities! It's all here in ‘A Few Good Men', the iconic military legal thriller courtroom drama. Tom Cruise as a cocky young hotshot lawyer! Demi Moore as an idealistic, impassioned career military attorney (who, as the only woman in a world of competent men, is herself strangely incompetent)! Jack Nicholson as the menacing, authoritarian Marine colonel who ordered the Code Red! You're goddamn right he did! Hemal and Brian went long on this one. There's a lot to unpack! At its heart, ‘A Few Good Men' is less a mystery or a legal thriller than an extended philosophical exercise, putting the classical liberalism of virtue ethics against cold-eyed utilitarianism if you like that sort of thing. Mostly, though, we had a lot to say about Kevin Bacon's haircut.

If you haven't seen 'Days of Thunder', it's basically the exact plot of 'Top Gun', except all the airplanes are racecars and the story is significantly slower and more ponderous. Tom Cruise leans heavily into type here, playing a cocky young hotshot racecar driver who is (say it with us) the best of the best. With the help of Robert Duvall, the world's greatest pit crew chief, Tom Cruise wins a lot of races and dates Nicole Kidman, but then he gets in a wreck and is sad, but then he's the best of the best again. A simple, age-old tale, perhaps, but it takes a long time to get through because they show a LOT of car races. Released in 1990, 'Days of Thunder' reunited Tom Cruise with Tony Scott, director of 'Top Gun' and producer Jerry Bruckheimer for a legendarily troubled production. There was also a Mello-Yello promotional advertising campaign. Brian and Hemal had mixed feelings about the film. Brian objected to all the interminable car racing, while Hemal was more upset that they got the pace car rules wrong. Either way, you should probably listen to this episode.

Is there a more iconic Tom Cruise movie than ‘Top Gun'? If there is, it's ‘Mission: Impossible', the film that launched his longest-running and best-loved franchise - and steered him from the dramatic roles of the 80s and early 90s to the high-octane action films of his later career. The movie was released in 1996 and directed by Brian De Palma, which struck Hemal and Brian as an odd choice, given the slightly creepy and weirdly intimate tone he brings, a direction very much at odds with the later, glossier entries in the Mission: Impossible series. But the template for those future movies is all here from the get-go: the constant betrayals and counter-betrayals, Tom Cruise going rogue, the iconic action set pieces, Ving Rhames, and, of course, the stupid masks they're always putting on. Rather than the generically serviceable 90s action-thriller it might have been, ‘Mission: Impossible' is actually a strong opening to one of the biggest (and most lucrative) movie franchises around.

If you're a fan of strong-jawed confident men making American military hegemony look fun and awesome, then Top Gun is the movie for you. Most of the time they're flying their cool fighter jets, but sometimes they're having intense but controlled confrontations in their underwear. But whether the boys are in each other's faces making terse statements, playing shirtless volleyball, or going Mach 2 with their hair on fire, one thing is for sure: Maverick is the best of the best. He wins the dogfights, he drives the coolest motorcycle and he gets the ladies - even when his generally insufferable behavior gives one reason to question the ladies' judgment. Released in 1986 and directed by Tony Scott, ‘Top Gun' is a genre- and era-defining classic, so beloved by moviegoers that they made another one, like, 20 years later. Also starring Kelly McGillis, Anthony Edwards, Tom Skerritt, and Val Kilmer as the unforgettably cool, jaw-clenching Iceman.

Every season the Ten Movies podcast picks one actor and watches ten of their most iconic movies. Join your delightful hosts Hemal and Brian for a brand-new season featuring The Last Great American Movie Star - Tom Cruise himself. The confidence. The boyish charm. The disappointing haircuts. It's all here! This season we will be covering: Top Gun, Mission: Impossible, Days of Thunder, Interview with the Vampire, Minority Report, and so much more. (Cocktail, perhaps?) This season of 10 Movies will come out Tuesdays this Fall!

Brian and Hemal bid farewell to the Dwayne Johnson season of Ten Movies, sharing the insights they have gleaned into the dark quotidian heart of America during this season's journey. More importantly, they rank the ten movies from this season and disagree strongly on a definitive ordering of The Rock's movies. What did we watch this season? San Andreas, The Scorpion King, Fast Five, Hercules, Red Notice, Moana, Central Intelligence, Jumanji, Rampage, and Hobbs & Shaw. And what did we learn? The Rock's perch upon the loftiest heights of American consumer culture is wide but shallow; a carefully-calibrated thing that traffics heavily in explosions, fistfights, car chases, idealized masculinity, and a studied ideological vagueness. Yet behind it, a meek faintheartedness - for all the movies he makes (2.15 feature films a year; we did the math) and the untold cultural and commercial power he wields, Dwayne Johnson is deeply wary of doing anything that might cause even the slightest brow-furrowing among his vast consumer segments. But then again, who are we to fault him? Do the explosions, fistfights, and car chases not delight us? Are we not entertained? Whether you're a regular listener or a first-time visitor, this is a not-to-miss episode. And if all the highbrow prattle isn't to your liking, just skip ahead to the rankings.

As Dwayne Johnson's cultural appreciation exceeds even his legendary physical might, he breaks free from the confines of the Fast & Furious franchise to team up with Jason Statham and fight the evil robot, Idris Elba. Technically the movie is called ‘Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw'. How they exercised enough restraint to avoid adding “Brought to You By Mountain Dew Code Red” we will never know. Of course, the Fast & Furious movies concern the exploits of a band of action heroes who do crimes, drive fast cars, and talk about how they are a family. The Rock first joined the series back in ‘Fast Five', but word on the street is that he and series producer / main star Vin Diesel get along less than famously, so this spinoff film is a way for the studio execs to have their cake and eat it too: Dwayne Johnson, reliable draw that he is, stays in the Fast & Furious-iverse but doesn't have to do movies with Vin Diesel, preventing the two from clashing over who is bigger, balder and more ethnically ambiguous. Dwayne Johnson plays Hobbs, a great big tough guy federal agent turned outlaw, who teams up with Shaw, played by Jason Statham, a great big tough guy who was always an outlaw, and they run around battling evildoers who are chasing Shaw's sister, played by Vanessa Kirby, because she has ingested some sort of virus, maybe? Or nanotech? It's not critical. Hemal, of course, is extremely loyal to the Fast & Furious movies, largely because the late Paul Walker was so darn handsome. Brian could barely finish this one, so if our hosts disagreeing upsets you, you have been warned.

The Rock doesn't just fight giant monsters in this one, he fights giant monsters and has an enormous monkey for a best friend. Hard to see how it could miss. If you're a Gen Xer, you may remember the beloved arcade game on which 'Rampage' was based. They've added some stuff, but the story is the same - giant mutant animals fighting and smashing up a city. In the movie, Dwayne Johnson plays a primatologist - his usual turn as a strong, silent, confident, supremely competent ex-military guy. Due to the machinations of some sort of evil biotech company, his money friend George is mutated into King-Kong proportions, along with a couple of other animals. The Rock and an attractive lady scientist must track the mutant animals to Chicago, whence the evil biotech company has summoned them, in defiance of all logic. 'Rampage' came out in 2018, and was directed by Brad Peyton, who you may remember from such Dwayne Johnson vehicles as 'San Andreas' - a reactionary disaster epic we reviewed earlier in the season - and 'Journey 2: The Mysterious Island' - a low-budget kid's thriller that is honestly not worth the time it takes to watch. The Rock, in his desire to produce multiple feature films a year, has a notable fondness for directors like Peyton and Rawson Marshall Thurber. They may not bring much of an artistic perspective to the project, but they know how to produce content.

The Rock isn't just immense, he's charming and funny, cinematic gifts on display in this family-friendly action-comedy. Worth your time? Hemal and Brian agreed, for once. In "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle," a band of mismatched high school students are sucked into an evil video game, where they inhabit the bodies of Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, and Karen Gillan. Also one of the Jonas Brothers, eventually. Much of the movie's comedy derives from this conceit - a nerdy 17-year-old suddenly finds himself in the body of a gigantic action hero. The Rock pulls this off with a confident joie de vrie, as do his co-stars, especially Jack Black, channeling a queen bee cheerleader Technically this is the third Jumanji movie, building on the oddball two Robin Williams movies from the 90s - Jumanji and Zathura, but the filmmakers have wisely elected to mostly starting from scratch, keeping only the outward trappings of the earlier films. Hemal and Brian, your beloved co-hosts, have been bitterly divided on the cinematic works they've watched for this season of Ten Movies, but Jumanji was a rare point of concurrence.

Teaming up with Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson tries his mighty hand at slapstick comedy. Is it an instant classic or a tonally incoherent mess? Brian and Hemal have your answer. Kevin Hart is a boring middle-class accountant and The Rock is a weirdly naive man-child who is also somehow a merciless CIA operative. Because Hart was nice to him in high school, The Rock gets him involved in a confusing high-stakes game of murder and subterfuge. Presumably, someone is trying to sell the top-secret codes to ruthless international terrorists, because in these kinds of movies someone is always trying to sell the top-secret codes to ruthless international terrorists. Hard to say “these kinds of movies”, though, because ‘Central Intelligence' is all over the map. It's a spoof, it's an action-comedy, it's a buddy-comedy, it's a lowbrow gross-out satire; it's a great many things, possibly to the detriment of its coherence as a cinematic work. Released in 2016, this marks the third film Dwayne Johnson has made with director Rawson Marshall Thurber, a man who relentlessly shoots for the middle. But at least The Rock is doing something more than his usually stoic hero routine here, putting in a largely comic turn as a foil to Kevin Hart's protagonist. Did we buy it? Listen and see.

Dwayne Johnsons most beloved role as an animated Polynesian demigod - if, that is, you are a nine-year-old girl or the father of one. But did Hemal like it? In a bit of a departure from our usual fare, this week were looking at an animated film. But for many Americans (ie - nine-year-old girls and their parents), this may very well be the movie The Rock is best known for. Released in 2016 by everyones favorite multinational entertainment conglomerate, the Walt Disney Corporation, Moana tells the story of a plucky young girl venturing into the forbidden and dangerous seas of a fictional Polynesian ocean world to save her beloved island village from a mysterious corruption. In another departure, unable to rely on his mighty physical presence to do the heavy lifting for him, The Rock is forced to bring depth, charm, and interiority to a lovable but flawed character through voice acting. Who knew? In addition to Dwayne Johnsons vocal talents in the role of Maui - who antagonizes but eventually befriends and aids our young hero, Moana - the movie also features some absolute best-in-class musical numbers from Lin Manuel Miranda.

A fun-filled romp with beloved A-list stars or a soulless exercise in branded entertainment products? Brian and Hemal discuss - you decide. Released almost as a surprise directly onto Netflix in 2021, Red Notice stars Dwayne Johnson as a heroic federal agent (when does the man NOT play a heroic federal agent?) who is forced to team up with Ryan Reynolds as a smarmy art thief. Together they battle various antagonists - chiefly Gal Gadot, who does a lot of twirling around in a fancy dress and jumping out of windows. The movie was written, directed, and produced by Rawson Marshall Thurber - his third time working with The Rock (he was also responsible for Central Intelligence and Skyscraper). Despite the comical implausibility of his name, Thurber seems to have his thumb on the pulse of the American cultural zeitgeist - giving the people what they want, some might say, or perhaps delivering tepid lowest common denominator fare. It's a fine line, friends.

Another Dwayne Johnson movie about swords and wizards? Yeah, but this one is straight-up terrible. This week, Brian and Hemal watch 'Hercules' - and they are not pleased about it. Director Brett Ratner seems to specialize in the lowest common denominator filmmaking, and this is certainly that. 'Hercules' features one inspired act of casting - get the biggest, mightiest actor to play the iconically biggest and mightiest hero of Greek myth - but not much else. An almost cynical exercise in giving the audience nothing to challenge or interest them, the movie strips the original tale of all its darkness and emotional weight, takes the story out of the realm of the supernatural, and then - an insult to injury - doesn't even give us cool fight scenes. There's a host of other great actors on board, including ​​Ian McShane, Rufus Sewell, Rebecca Ferguson, and John Hurt, but none of them are given much to do other than shout corny dialogue and be indistinguishable from one another. Even The Rock is wasted here, as the movie is interested solely in his physique, not his performance or humor. The dude doesn't even get a sword.

Fast Five, released to cheering moviegoers in 2011, is The Rock's debut in the Fast and Furious franchise, where he towers as the only man bigger, balder, and more ethnically ambiguous than Vin Diesel. Engines on, family. The fifth installment in the ever-escalating Fast & Furious franchise was directed by Justin Lin, who presumably understood what was being asked of him. In addition to Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel, the movie stars a veritable menagerie of beloved actors, including Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Sung Kang, Gal Gadot, Tyrese Gibson, and Ludacris. Some of them are mostly only famous for being in the Fast & Furious movies, but even that is a significant commitment since they make a new one of these every year. As has often been the case during this season of Ten Movies, Brian and Hemal were somewhat divided on the merits of the film, but Brian did agree to speak as respectfully as possible of Paul Walker, who has passed on from this mortal realm, but not from Hemal's heart or the inside of her locker. Also, it turns out that you need to be well-steeped in the extensive lore of the Fast & Furious cinematic universe to truly appreciate this movie. Who knew? So if you're thinking you'll just jump right in and understand what all these emotionally inert people are doing and how they relate to one another, you have another thing coming, friend.

Swords! Wizards! Loincloths! Dwayne Johnson's 2002 debut feature film is a D&D game set to a heavy metal soundtrack and if you are a 14-year-old boy, or simply have a taste for the simple yet earnest cultural products that might appeal to a 14-year-old boy, then The Scorpion King may be for you. After watching The Scorpion King, Hemal and Brian (the co-hosts of Ten Movies) both agreed that, whatever its faults, the movie was a romp. Those faults include the movie's dismissive treatment of its (lone) woman character, though we could not, in good conscience, object her to skimpy costume, as no one is wearing a whole lot in this movie. The Scorpion King was directed by Chuck Russell, and stars Steven Brand, Kelly Hu, Grant Heslov, and the late Michael Clarke Duncan, in addition to Dwayne Johnson. Also, spoiler alert, The Rock has a full head of hair in this movie, so if you are used to thinking of him as canonically bald, as we are, it's a bit of a shock.

Dwayne Johnson rescues his family while a million buildings fall down. The first episode of the Dwayne Johnson 10 Movies season focuses on the 2015 release, San Andreas. In addition to the Rock, the film stars Carla Gugino, Alexandra Daddario, Ioan Gruffudd, Archie Panjabi, and Paul Giamatti. It was directed by Brad Peyton and written by Carlton Cuse, with Andre Fabrizio and Jeremy Passmore receiving story credit. San Andreas grossed $474 million worldwide. Is it fun? Is it reactionary? Brian and Hemal get into it. One iconic actor, ten of their most iconic movies. This season: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Join Hemal and Brian each week as they argue, have some laughs and reach startling insights about the dark, quotidien heart of America."