CBS'S Dave Ross Explains Everything As Clearly As Possible

OK, so it's obvious. A listener made me do it.

Dave suggests a song that Herman Cain simply must add to his repertoire

Hey -- it's better than dishonest graft!

Coach worship replaces real fathers

Another institution tests the limits of too-big-to-fail

Dave is ready for the economic boom. But ... where is everybody?

Happy Days will be here again, maybe even in our lifetimes!

Dave explains why Americans hate vacation.

No looting, no price gouging. Why?

Dave reminds us that we are cyberslaves.

Dave wonders if it's scarier NOT to pay

IBM wants to change the subject, but Dave doesn't fall for it.

Dave reminds the little monsters that Lady Gaga's freedom isn't free

Dave explains why no middle eastern regime need fear democracy

Dave looks at a clear case of Buyer Beware

Dave explains the theatrical drama of the State of the Union address

Dave points out that yes, she has been called by God to use politics to promote His holy rule. But since she's not Muslim, it's OK

Dave discovers the real significance of the Ines Sainz locker room incident

Dave leads the way in not covering the top story

Say -- if I threaten to burn a pile of Bibles, can I get Terry Jones to change his location?

How can Christians demonstrate that extremist book-burning pastors don't represent mainstream Christianity? Buy Qur'ans and deliberately NOT burn them.

True, they charge you to check your bags, to carry your bags, to bring your legs with you, and for a bag of crackers that will barely sustain life. HOWEVER -- when they strip you of your belt and shoes, scan you, force you to turn off your cell phone and leave you on the tarmac for two hours -- that part is FREE!

Dave distills the lesson from the Iraq War.

Dave channels the anger

Now that the President is taking responsibility, we at BP have arranged for our CEO to stand on the shore near some seagulls and accept his apology.

Dave explains the debate over Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan

Dave solves the Cinco de Mayo uproar

Another Wall Street surprise mystifies America' brightest

Dave reveals that declaring health care reform unconstitutional might have an interesting little side-effect

How can I say this? My Prius works fine

Dave explains the brave new world of retail banking

Dave helps the open carry folks out of the closet and into the Starbucks

Dave says it's time the free lunch was really over

They lack the courage to attack the root of the problem

The manliest of men makes it clear he is not afraid of the showers

Dave solves the problem of adolescent sexting

Dave looks at Boeing's attempt to shake its new plane to pieces

Dave looks ahead to the off-off- year election

How Dave learned to embrace the idea of opting out of the modified opt-in.

Dave reveals that we are all distracted pilots

Dave points out that an American's highest duty is to help the health care industry make a profit

Dave solves the problem of cockpit fatigue

Dave has trouble believing that fixing 175 paychecks will do the trick

There appears to be mounting evidence that the line between news and entertainment has, perhaps, blurred ever so slightly

Dave reveals the true meaning of the balloon-boy non-story story

In a sign the world will likely end long before 2012, Dave supports Limbaugh's bid for the Rams

Dave solves the peace prize dilemma

Dave helps conservative Andrew Schlafly revise the Bible to be more to God's liking