The Marvel-less Ms. Maisie

We are back and more distracted as ever! Your favorite two globs of ravager scum Maisie and Tim are finally back in your earholes this time discussing the newest Marvel garble Guardians 3! I don't feel like writing one of those dumb long descriptions for the episode! Listen to the podcast and feel joy in your soul, idiot!

"SHINK!" your dinks and get ready to bink cuz your two favorite stink pinks Maisie and Tim are back and more mutated than ever for the second X-Men movie directed by no one at all why do you ask?! That's right, it's X2: X-Men United! And this episode's got everything you could possibly want; profound horniness for the very brief appearance of a big metal man, Maisie dodging Tim's insistent and annoying Brian Cox and Ian McKellan impressions, and awkward editing because of poorly timed baking of potatoes! Stream or download this podcast instead of spending any time pondering the sacrifices of your pithy existence you'll need to make in the ever approaching e-pocalypse! Alan Cumming is blue!

Get ready to turn your least favorite U.S. Senator into goo, because your two favorite genetic freaks Maisie and Tim are back and cornier than ever to fling ourselves back to the groovy year of 2000 to discuss [DIRECTOR REDACTED]'s "X-Men"! And this movie's got everything, the mutant X gene, the mutant ex, Jean, and some huge jacked men with scary bones! So sit down, pop in some headphones, stick a dang lollipop in ya mouth and listen to two jiblets gab on about Ian McKellan's hand-work as well as the inevitable heat death of the universe, a phenomenon ever-approaching and completely unstoppable. Is this a musical episode? Stop asking!

Well shrink my dink! If it isn't your favorite two Mechanized Organisms Designed Only for Crapping (M.O.D.O.C) Maisie and Tim back at it again discussing which was a bigger disaster: the series of increasingly dangerous chemical poison train derailment fires in the United States or Marvel Studio's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania? Look Dr. Feige, when we said we liked when Paul Rudd made things small, we didn't mean the Rotten Tomatoes score!!! (Roasted) Explore a new world beneath our own, a world Janet Van Dyne refuses to tell us about, a world with brown greenscreen backgrounds, a world where Paul Rudd and Jonathan Majors are trapped not only in the Quantum Realm but in these endless contracts, and dare to answer the age old question that Maisie and Tim have long been exploring: Wait... are these movies bad? Sift through the dung and garbage and try to find any solace in life's unending disappointments. "You Kang Do It!" -Rob Schneider

Put on your chubbs and get ready to glub cuz it's your two favorite hidden deposits of dookie Maisie and Tim back at it again with another episode about the impossible task of a movie Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. This episode has everything you could possibly want: mediocre podcast editing, a disdain for shorts, and... and Academy Award for acting in a Marvel movie?! Who knew it was possible? But anything is possible. Anything. Read a book.

It's time to slip into something a little more comfortable because we're mean, green, and riddled with crippling seasonal depression but still had to watch She-Hulk. Your two favorite deconstructed garbage dumps Maisie and Tim are back with a new episode all about our pronouns She/Hulk: Attorney at AAAARGGHH! And boy of boy does this episode have everything you've ever wanted from a podcast about Marvel movies; severely dehydrated hosts who forget how to do a podcast, several confusing time-skips due to Maisie's internet going out and having to re-record half the episode six days later, and an overabundance of references to the one person who we both know actually still listens to this drive (hey Rob). Also incels. Glorious incels. Every institution we once held dear and strong is crumbling under the weight of the certain impending doom of human existence. Body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody.

What's up you goo-loving freaks?! It's officially half-past-goo and your favorite wrinkled skin donkeys Maisie and Tim are here-coded, queer-coded, and ready to talk about Venom: Let There Be Carnage! Is Woody Harrelson doing his best Woody Harrelson impression? You betcha! Does Venom say "crapola"? You betcha! Is this movie in Maisie's top five Marvel movies she's been forced at gunpoint to watch? Find out by hitting the download or play button on this episode of a podcast that is definitely being listened to by actual people. Andy Serkis!

Hop on a boat to international waters and leave your watches and clocks at the door cuz no matter where we are in the day, we know that it's Morbin' Time! Morbius AKA "What We DON'T in the Shadows" is the hellish Marvel-adjacent being toted today and joining your two favorite barely living bloodsacks Maisie and Tim this week is longtime Morb-head, watcher of every film, and recently crowned Vermont's Funniest Comedian 2022: Jared Hall! And if you think that's the only Jared being dragged out of hell to bless this timeline, you've got another two coming! Jared Leto! Jared Harris! Jared... from Subway? Nope! Only one man with (alleged) horrible behavior towards children allowed in this Morbfest! So grab a drink (blood), grab a snack (blood again), and sit and listen to three people talk about this abject failure of cinema because what else is going on but an endless slog of crude oil being force fed to us via tubes manufactured by children thanks to Amazon. MORB!

That's right freaks, geeks, and skidmark streaks, it's officially half past Marvel, and your favorite auto-pilot fart machines Maisie and Tim are back and slimier than ever with the hottest film of 2006, Sony Presents: Eminem Presents: "Venom"! And boy, oh boy, does this movie bring you exactly what you need. You're looking for a sweaty, disgusting Tom Hardy raw-gnawing live lobsters? Venom has you covered! You looking for a queer-coded film about crisis of identity and goo? Uh, weirdly yeah, Venom's got you! Are you looking for a two hour escape from the vacuum of existence, which painfully slowly draws the breath from your lungs in excruciating but inevitable fashion, rarely giving you glimpses of oxygen in the form of flittering glory and adulation? Venom has a big long tongue!

Long-time follower, listeners, nerds, and freaks: on this historic day of days, I announce to you and yours that this podcast is ALL CAUGHT UP BABYYYYYYY! Your favorite molten lava bubbles Maisie and Tim are back and bored-er than ever to shine a crystalline light on Marvel's newest power player, and proud owner of half of a really good television show and half a uninteresting mush of gunk, Ms. Marvel! So strap on your bangles and get ready to bang, y'all, because we're Clandestines who are destined to spend too much time on the TOILET! Writing these silly little summary diatribe summaries that hope to toe the line between informal and genuine is hard when you feel the unfair and unrelenting weight of your perceived depressive failures on your shoulders every waking moment of the day. Register to vote!

Make sure your gibbous is fully waxed and summon your finest suit, because this week your favorite crumbling gaseous debris sacks Maisie and Tim are here to discuss Marvel's limpd1ck approach to mental health and Egyptology, Moon Knight! Gather all your zealots and tell 'em to smell it! We've got F Murray Abraham. We've got F Murray Abraham. Not to mention, we've got F Murray Abraham! So bow down on your knees and grab Ethan Hawke's magic staff until he sucks out your soul and you're forced to do the goofiest English accent in American History. Everything in generalized society is just going to keep getting worse until it's too late. Subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Sit back, relax, and get ready for the biggest disappointment of your life, because your two favorite stop-motion animated pieces of crap Maisie and Tim are here with a fresh, hot, still-in-theaters romp: that's right it's "Thor: Guns and Roses" starring everyone's favorite hunk Melissa McCarthy. We're talking floating psychic children, hot gods, and the crushing disappointment of a film that desperately tries to get you to laugh, but actually can't because you're trying too hard and it's really starting to feel pathetic oh god is this movie about Tim?! So grab yourself a swirly cone from Thanos' Genocide Creamery and listen to two dinguses gab about how this endless slog of mediocrity that we are emotionally and financially invested in is killing art but also providing us with slight glimpses at a cherished and happy life that is not actually possible to achieve. Natalie Portman is back!

Quiver me timbers! It's another episode of two frick dang butts chugging the latest sweet, hot Marvel, and this time, it's personal, AKA Maisie and Tim watch Disney+ Presents: Marvel Presents: Jeremy Renner's App Presents: Hawkeye! And you'd better sharpen your arrows to see if this bonanza of tricks and turns is a present under the tree or coal in the stocking! We're talkin' deaf villains, deaf heroes, mustache men, the fact that this contains maybe best scene in the entire MCU(???), and, that's right, the first episode where Maisie doesn't reference How the Grinch Stole Christmas despite this entire series taking place on, and constantly referencing... Christmas! There's nothing anyone can do to prevent the hubris-catalyzed suffering of future generations follow us on Twitter!

Alright, listen up chumps! Cuz your absolute number one and number two dirtbag freakazoids Maisie and Tim have finally caved and decided to watch Chloe Zhao's Marvel's Disney's Lee Daniels' ETERNALS, a movie so bold and ambitious in its brave quest to forgo Marvel traditions of making some sort of logical sense. We hope you all catch the Mahddest of W'yries and summon finger guns and pipe cleaner swords with your robot-slash-god brains so we can cause Hiroshima and slavery together. Because when you love something... you spend 157 minutes of terrible, egoist, wasted time on it, time that could have been spent fostering and growing friendships, helping those that need help, or indulging in the dying earth's last beautiful gifts, but were spent instead at the altar of never-ending corporate pig feed. Ooh! Ooh! Wait! Was that Harry Styles?!?!?!

Buckle up for safety you rotting corpses, because you just got wizard zipped into the Multiverse of Madness! Maisie and Tim move their fingers in a weird way and found themselves watching a Marvel movie in theaters TOGETHER for the FIRST TIME! Has Tim ruined Maisie's life? Is Maisie still going to be allowed to be a doctor, and is it strange? When we die, is there some benevolence awaiting us or will it, like life, result in nothing but a void of disappointment and emptiness? Find out the answer to absolutely none of these questions and more on the latest episode of Really Good Podcast! Please clap!

Attention all freaks screaming into the void: it's once again Marvel o'clock at the Maisie and Tim palace, and this time they're joined by culinary Spider-head Aliya Waldman (@the_aliya_rose) to talk about the web-slinging, hash-slinging slasher that is Spider-Man: No Way Home! And just like a Super Smash Brothers direct, EVERYONE IS HERE! We've got Tobey! Edited with Adobe! Obi Wan Kenobi! Slip into the depths of your own lack of self-worth while the world's apathy slowly relishes its assault on your consciousness and ability to function. He does whatever a spider can!

Hey there cats and dogs are you ready to snarl and meow? Because it's your favorite couple of human dung beetles Maisie and Tim back at it again talking about Shang Chi and the Legend of Them Ten Thangs! Your cohosts are genuinely delirious this episode as they try to barrel through another Marvel movie about someone's dad being a real d-i-c-k-h-o-l-e to his son and people needlessly dying because of it. Kind of like how we all will needlessly die one day, lost in the filth of our Earth's rotting dirt. There's a dragon at the end of this one!

Buckle up your seatbelts for safety you dumb children, because it's Grand Theft Auto: Weiss City in Marvel Studios Presents: Black Widow's Younger Sister is Cool, rated PG-13. Maisie and Tim (AKA your worst frickin' nightmares) saunter through ScarJo's Marvel swan song, it's so crazy how she's dead now in real, actual life. We're here-um, we're anti-serum, and we don't care who knows it! Our brief clutches at sleep are the only reprieve from this cruel game God plays with our pithy existences. Subscribe to Disney+.

Take your expectations and buck them barns out the dang window because your two favorite sentient bowls of dookie Maisie and Tim are suffering through another Captain America story, this time without Chris Evans to look at to tide us over... It's The Falcon and The Winter Soldier baby, you know what that means: we're talkin' Zemo, we're talkin' scheme-o, we're talkin' team-o, so lean-o-ver and relax yourself and listen to the podcast, dummy! This show is bad and every day of our turgid existence is harder than the last. Rate us Five Stars on iTunes.

"Wow!" - Owen Wilson, but also... Maisie and Tim? Your favorite two dumb bags of trash are back yet again this time navigating Tommy Hiddlesburgh and his magic woman self through the completely not confusing entity that is the Sacred Timeline. Will they kiss? Are the Time Keepers actually Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? Are we almost done? Fine those answers and more on this very special episode of TMLMM!  

Don't touch that dial you crazy jacks and wackadoodles because Maisie is confused, but also crying? Your favorite freaks Tim and Maisie are back this time discussing Disney+'s WandaVision only on Disney+ (Trademark Disney+). Is this a different dimension? A flashback? A world in which we are cool with Kat Dennings? A robot that Maisie isn't attracted to?! Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Buckle up your spider-belts ya freaks and geeks because it's Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss season starring none other than Jakey Gygs and the spooder duders AKA "Maisie and Tim talk about the 2019 film Spider-Man: Far From Home", it's got bits on bits and J.B. Smoove - call your parents and tell them you love them!

Where we're going we don't need Rhodes! Maisie and Tim tackle Avengers: Death Stop and Marvel and the Marvel of it all! Is it Maisie's favorite Marvel movie of all time? Yes. You don't really have to listen if you don't want to. DEATH STOP!

For the first time in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, we have a film led by a woman and let me tell you, IT. IS. FINE! Maisie and Tim tell Brie Larson to "smile, toots" as they watch Captain Marvel, a film with surprisingly good CGI and surprisingly terrible prosthetics. MAR-VELL! YON-DU! RAM-BEAUX! Ha!

Maisie and Tim suffer through the slapdash plot of Ant-Man and the Wasp, hoping to god this is the last time we're asked to care about Michael Douglas's family. Keep an eye out for the spec script they're writing that's just two and a half hours of Luis. The small things get big and the big things get small what do you want from us?

ITS DA BIG ONE! Maisie and Tim tackle Thanos and his drag queen advisors in Marvel's big ol' crossover story! They talk about how stupid Doctor Strange is, lament the loss of all our fallen comrades (but only for like a movie and a half), and encourage Thanos to explore his body instead of decimating the universe! OKAY?!

Comedian Xavier Berry joins Maisie and Tim to talk 2018's massive super mega hit Black Panther and it cannot be overstated how much Xavier's and comic book knowledge helps counter the fact that Maisie watched this whole movie thinking Martin Freeman was Jeremy Renner! Ruthkanda Forever!

Tim and Maisie finally reach a good Thor movie and it's the most exciting episode yet: Tim is recording while COVID-positive! Maisie has thoughts on Jeff Goldblum! Everyone in this movie is so hot! Podcasts!

Tim is significantly out-Lauded this week with special guests Charlie and Matt Laud joining their sister Maisie to talk about SCHPIDAMAAAAAAN! From New York accents to Joe Pesci impressions, which are the same thing, Timmy and Da Lauds tell ol' Tommy Holland we're walkin' here! Dear God.

Maisie and Tim watch Tim's favorite MCU movie and fawn over baby Groot and also the hilarious way Sly Stallone chose to pronounce "Yondu"! Mr. Blue Sky? More like Mr. Good Movie! Idk, man, is anyone even listening to this?

In perhaps the most relevant episode, Maisie and Tim talk "Daddy" Doc Strange. "Is This Medically Possible?" More like "Is This Magically Possible?" They talk nauseating special effects, hilariously over-the-top acting, and also how despite all that the movie's pretty good! Who would've thought? 

Maisie and Tim talk Captain America: Civil War, a movie Tim assumed Maisie would like and wouldn't you know she absolutely hated it

Maisie and Tim, in their SMALLEST episode yet (?) talk about Ant-Man, the movie where the cop's name is Paxton and it's a mouthful! Also, Paul Rudd shrinks to the size of an ant but his voice doesn't get all helium-y? Not okay!

Maisie and Tim struggle through the worst Avengers movie in "Weekend at Ultron's". They talk about how stupid the Hulk/Black Widow romance is, how fun it is to talk like James Spader, and celebrate that they never have to watch another Joss Whedon movie!

Hilarious comedian Mike Thomas joins Maisie and Tim to try to talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy movie, but mostly find themselves talking about Drax the Destroyer's piercing and beautiful eyes

Tim helps Maisie understand what in the heck is going on with Thirst Trap Cap and the gang in 'Captain America: Cold War' with Robert Redford as The Sting!

Maisie and Tim welcome their first guest to the podcast by watching the god awful Thor: The Dark World with Natalie Miller (co-owner of Vermont Comedy Club). Join the three comedians as they discuss how nothing makes sense, everything is bad, and nothing matters (in the movie, of course)!

Maisie and Tim discuss how mean Tony Stark (aka Tony Hawk) is to children, the medical impossibility of Extremis, and Hollywood's insistence on feeding us hot, evil, blonde men when all we want is more Ben Kingsley

Maisie and Tim have officially made it through Phase One of the MCU! Join the comedians this week as they talk about worthless pissbaby director Joss Whedon's 'The Avengers'

Maisie and Tim discuss the MCU's introduction of Captain America and answer the age-old question 'Who's creepier: Red Skull or CGI skinny Chris Evans?'

Maisie and Tim ride the Rainbow Bridge to Asgard and try desperately to talk about Kenneth Branagh's "Thor" but find themselves embroiled more in discussions about all the children's Christmastime movies Thor makes Maisie think of.

Maisie and Tim make an immediate return to Iron Man where they bask in the glory of Mickey Rourke's "Rachel from FRIENDS" haircut!

Maisie and Tim watch 2008's "The Incredible Hulk", a movie that both they and Edward Norton never want to talk about again

Maisie and Tim launch into their MCU adventure with 2008's "Iron Man" which has aged very sexist-ly.