The Stoner Jesus Show

SJ was in studio for the hilarious story of "Womp Womp," a Profiles in Death on XXXTentacion, Tom Arnold's TV meltdown and more plus the story of Permit Patty, The well-researched Stoner Jesus List of old 4th of July traditions, an old bit about St. Peter's box and more! The Show is brought to you by Hemptations, Next Bardo, Cannabis Seeds USA, KorLor420 and CBD Oil Solutions!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: The dabbing monkey, St. Peter's List of Summer BBQ Game Ideas, stories about a pig at Dunkin' Donuts. 2494199_0 Also a bunch of stuff up a vagina plus stories about the Google salad emoji and Psycho AI, the debut of The Ing-Gram Angle, a classic clip about St. Peter dancing and more! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: SJ was in studio for LIVE streaming. The Roseanne controversy, can Samantha Bee make me laugh?, stories about the Buffalo Wild Wings hack, the jerk off flight and more plus stories about a Buffalo saving a lizard and a pink bumper car along with a ton of classic clips, a classic interview with the CannaBitches and more! Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com! The Show is brought to you by Hemptations, Next Bardo, Cannabis Seeds USA and KorLor420!

SJ and Beach were in studio for The Kendrick Lamar fan controversy, Hemp trivia with Beach, an interview with Arend from The WeedTube and more plus stories about pee blackmail, the cum cake, Nessie DNA, a hero pilot, McDs coffee, the 30 year-old dude evicted by his parents, a classic interview with Kidd Chris and more! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com! The Show is brought to you by Hemptations, Next Bardo, Cannabis Seeds USA and KorLor420!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: Ring of Fear Rodeo, a new dating app idea from St. Peter, FarmersOnly.com commercials, Profiles in Death on R. Lee Ermey with an archive clip from 1987 plus Royal Wedding condoms, the Poop Train, the trailer for the new movie Gotti, a classic interview with Medicinal Mike and more!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: SJ was in studio for LIVE streaming: Our tribute to all you mothers with more about robot dogs, old Mother's Day traditions, an interview with adult content creator Jada Kai plus crazy 65,000 text messages jail interview lady, a classic bit about racial/ethnic/sexual stereotypes, a classic interview with adult star Rilynn Rae and more! Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com! The Show is brought to you by Hemptations, Next Bardo and Cannabis Seeds USA!

SJ was in studio for LIVE streaming: Stories about an old-looking Cheetos woman, an old woman who looks like Trump and monkey discrimination plus an Antichrist update and an interview with libertarian writer and activist Bryce Jackson. Plus the Cosby Force Hour with stories and old bits about Bill Cosby, the cry closet and more!

SJ was in studio for LIVE streaming: (HOUR 1) A 4-20 extravaganza with a new angry voicemail from St. Peter, This Date in Stoner History about the Twin Towers, 4/20 videos about San Francisco, being "too high" and more plus (HOUR 2) 4/20 videos from Hyde Park in England, Ottawa, Los Angeles and more plus a classic interview with Stuff Stoners Like and even more!

SJ was in studio for LIVE streaming: (HOUR 1) Stories about Munchkin Molesters, the Youtube Shooter, a trans lion, zoo poo, Zodiac AI and more plus (HOUR 2) are you addicted to social media?, the return of "Jersey Shore," a drunk guy beer commercial and more!

SJ was in studio for LIVE streaming: Stories about a mortar sex toy, dumb dogs, lawyer boobs, a smoking orangutan and more plus St. Peter's List of the way to celebrate Women's History Month and Web Wisdom about the "Gender Pay Gap". Plus stories about finger piercing, an elevator pee boy and more plus Gay News, a classic interview I did with Mr. Skin and even more!

SJ was in studio for LIVE streaming: (HOUR 1) a celebration of 7 years of shows on Stonerjesus.net with tons of clips, a list of things that don't last 7 years and Fergie sings the National Anthem plus (HOUR 2) more dope clips from the past 7 years, part of SJ's favorite interview of all time and more!

Today on The Stoner Jesus Show the Space X launch, eating horse shit, the new Pee Wee's Playhouse reboot, St. Peter's List of little-known history months. Plus weird Valentine's Day gift ideas, Celeb News about Kylie Jenner, Tonya Harding, Justin Trudeau and more!

SJ was in the studio for news about the XFL, the best idea ever, Odd News about sewer beads, Barney, package thieves and more plus a #SJShow Twitter poll about the Netflix Show "Disjointed" and more!

SJ was in the studio for some show news, a new voicemail from St. Peter, an update on the Hate Group Softball League, some Celeb News about acting stoned, getting beat down, Our National Treasure and more!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: ***Find the video version HERE!*** ***NOW IN GLORIOUS HD*** SJ was in the studio for some weird shit about Tide Pods and a penis-shaped weather map, an interview with the producer, former radio host, and son of Roseanne Barr, Jake Pentland and more!

Stoner Jesus was in studio for a talk about the Hawaii fake missile alert, an Antichrist update, some tech issues, an interview with author and radio host Scott Horton and more!

SJ was in studio for a new list from St. Peter for Chocolate MLK Day, a discussion about gorillas and monkeys, an interview with cam superstar Ginger Banks and more!

SJ was in studio for a new voicemail from St. Peter, Celeb News about bong hits on CNN and New Year's Eve, an interview with adult superstar Mindi Mink and more!

SJ was in studio for some SJ Pick Up Lines (Christmas Edition), videos about the cop acquitted in the killing of an Arizona man, that funny-looking kid who got bullied, the return of Christmas Porn and more! Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com! The Show is brought to you by Hemptations, Next Bardo, Cannabis Seeds USA and KorLor420!

SJ was in studio for a new voicemail from St. Peter, a discussion about social media and August Ames, an interview with Joseph Fan, attorney, real estate broker and author of the new book "Stop Masturbating and Start Living," plus Would You Rather? (Winter Edition) and more!

SJ was in studio for a rant about the direction of the show, net "neutrality," why your sad story entitles you to nothing from others, a Stoned Ballers Fantasy Football update, stories about a girl stealing a car, ugly Christmas sweaters, eyelid shaving and more! Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com!

SJ was in studio for a new voicemail from St. Peter, Celeb News about death and sexual harassment/assault, A Would You Rather? (Thanksgiving edition) and more! Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com!

SJ was in studio for a return after some tech issues forced time off, Celeb News about Harvey Weinstein, a car robbery at a Kardashian house and more, plus a replay of SJ's interview with the late John Dunsworth and even more!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show SJ was in the studio for some "offensive" Halloween costumes, a Hate Group Softball League update, a list of better ways to ask for Halloween candy, Weed News about the new Gallup poll, "dangerous" marijuana, Nevada and more!

SJ was in studio for a PSA about jerking off in front of people, a Hate Group Softball League update, an Antichrist update about Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, the Antichrist motorcycle ride and more! Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com!

SJ was in studio for a new voicemail from St. Peter, A Stoned Ballers Fantasy Football update, odd stories about a fat raccoon, a swan, a horse and more! Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: SJ was in studio for a #CheckYoTitties Month PSA, a Profiles in Death on Hugh Hefner, an interview with Chip Slate from Being Libertarian and more!Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com! The Show is brought to you by Hemptations, Next Bardo, Green Gone and Cannabis Seeds USA!

Every day (when I'm able) at 4:20 pm ET I will post The 4:20 Story for the day. The most recent episodes of "The 4:20 Story" will be found right here on Stonerjesus.net and after 7 days the episodes will go behind a paywall on our Patreon page!

SJ was in the studio for a review of Danielle Bregoli's (aka Bhad Bhabie aka the Cash Me Outside girl) rapping, a Stoned Ballers Fantasy Football League update, a very special St. Paul report live from the farm and more!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: SJ was in studio for a new voicemail from St. Peter, Weed News about jobs, MA voters, AZ foster kids and talking to kids and weed plus why government control of healthcare won't work and even more!

SJ was in the studio for a new voicemail from St. Peter, Weed News about the boycotting of Roger Stone from speaking at an upcoming Cannabis World Congress, Washington, Canada and more plus a Stoned Ballers Fantasy Football update, reporters in the intense weather of Hurricane Irma and even more!

Stoner Jesus offers a "defense" of Joel Osteen after being criticized for his efforts not to open his megachurch as a shelter for Hurricane Harvey victims.

SJ was in studio for a new voicemail from St. Peter, Celeb News about Taylor Swift, IT, Tobe Hooper and more plus a review of the new Netflix show "Disjointed" and even more!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: SJ was in studio for a look at how President Trump handled the eclipse, #AskStonerJesus on Periscope, Weed News about a family that thinks marijuana killed their son, eclipse weed, Nevada marijuana sales being down and more!

SJ has a Twitter exchange with a dumb comedian, a Hate Group Softball League update, Weed News about a marijuana town, a legalization poll, Trump's Opioid Commission and more!

SJ was in studio for a new voicemail from St. Peter, thoughts on #Charlottesville, an interview with transgender adult film star Valentina Mia and more!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: Find the video version HERE! SJ was in studio for a new voicemail from St. Peter, an Antichrist update about photobombing and titties, an interview with Allissa Starr from Sheri's Ranch in Nevada and more! Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com! The Show is brought to you by Hemptations, Kind Soil, Next Bardo, KorLor420, The Grip Clip and Queen City Hemp!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show: Find the video version HERE! Stoner Jesus was in studio for THE RETURN of Stoner Skitzo, plus Celeb News about OJ and Chester Bennington, SJ's Tips for Beating the Heat this summer, Fuck, Marry, Kill and Method of Killing (Lesbian edition) and more!Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards! Email the show at stonerjesus420@gmail.com!

On this episode of The Stoner Jesus Show SJ was in studio to begin a new era of the show, with audio AND video. There was other show news, a new voicemail from St. Peter, a Hate Group Softball League update, Weed News about Colorado, New Hampshire, Jeff Sessions and more!

High Noon With Stoner Jesus on The Beach includes some tech issues, the Intern Sand Castle Competition, some "Did you know?" facts about beaches, a fed up news reporter and more!

Stoner Jesus shares a new voicemail from St. Peter, The Porn Report about Rob & Chyna, Weed News with stories about legal marijuana jobs and more.

HOUR 2 an Antichrist update, stories about bacon, an ice cream truck, grass walking, a shitty fighter, a shitty Starbucks customer, hooker healthcare and more! Support the show on Patreon and get great rewards!