This Will Never Work

Todays guest is a certified artist. Cally AKA Found.Wanting on instagram, is a bad ass entrepreneurial wizard and she is all about making money.She runs a few different companies but at the core, she is an incredibly talented photographer. Her style is unreal and I am so happy to have Cally on the show today. This episode is up there with my all time favorites.  So funny.Follow Cally On Instagram: http://Instagram.com/found.wanting~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

It's Halloween! Today I'm chatting with my friend Michael 8 of Spetembryo. He's a musician and artist from Calgary. This dude loves the paranormal, so of course we were going to talk about that. As well, we get into his very interesting sleep paralysis dreams, all of the horror movies he wants to watch, and therapy by using Psycha***ics! This was an incredible episode and I'm thankful Mike could do it. Be sure to stay to the end to hear his new song VHS(Violent Horror Stories).Follow Michael: http://Instagram.com/septembryo~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

Part 2 of my interview with Hero. This dude is unreal. We continue talking about wrestling, we talk about the music industry and so much more. This Hunk right here is  @HERO . He is a bonafide, superfly, outta sight Hunk. He makes Hunk Pop. He loves movies. And he loves wrestling too. I was super excited to have Hero on to talk about his new album Hunk Music. He has been one of my favorite artists for quite a while now, and I am incredibly lucky to call him a friend now. He is super insightful, incredibly funny and Hunky as hell. Listen as we get through part 1 of this amazing sit down!Follow Hero on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/hero.vhsStream Hunk Music: https://open.spotify.com/album/18OvNLMWoOG3H53AHFUgJn?si=lreev-RfTHOW3XBcPWJBMg~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

This Hunk right here is  @HERO . He is a bonfide, superfly, outta sight Hunk. He makes Hunk Pop. He loves movies. And he loves wrestling too. I was super excited to have Hero on to talk about his new album Hunk Music. He has been one of my favorite artists for quite a while now, and I am incredibly lucky to call him a friend now. He is super insightful, incredibly funny and Hunky as hell. Listen as we get through part 1 of this amazing sit down!Follow Hero on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/hero.vhsStream Hunk Music: https://open.spotify.com/album/18OvNLMWoOG3H53AHFUgJn?si=lreev-RfTHOW3XBcPWJBMg~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

Todays guest is a model, influencer and all around wonderful human. Lexi has built a following on her unabashedly "no f***s given" approach to what other people think of her. She is a role model and that is why I sat down to talk with her.This episode is heavy, as we do talk a bit about sex and it's vilification in culture. Follow Lexi on Instagram:  http://Instagram.com/lexiiwiinters~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

Todays episode wound up being incredibly special. Ashla is an incredibly wonderful person to begin with, but she allowed me to open up in a huge way. Ashla is a tattoo artist at Smiling Buddha in Calgary, and an insanely talented artist in all regards. She is also the most adorable impressionist I've ever met.  This episode is by far the most vulnerable I've ever been on this show and that is truly what This Will Never Work is about. Opening up and overcoming difficult things. Letting go of burdens and talking about them.Thank you to everyone who watches or listens to these episodes and gets something out of it. That means the world to me. Please feel free to message me and let me know you've listened. Tell me what you think.Now please enjoy, Ashla.~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

This weeks guest is hands down one of my favorite artists and a complete bad ass. Karrie Arthurs is the owner of Blackbird Electric in Calgary, AB and she has spent her career carving a path all her own. The dedication and hard work she puts into her craft has inspired me personally and it was an absolute joy to finally meet her and befriend her on the show. I also can't wait because she agreed to tattoo my whole back!Follow Karrie on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/hiwaistlowlife~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

This week on TWNW I caught up with one of my oldest friends. We haven't sat down to talk like this in over 10 years, but truly it felt like no time had passed at all. We were right back in High School, telling jokes, making each other bust a gut laughing. Devon is a giant ball of energy, a talented musician and someone I truly love with all my heart. Join us as we bare all and tell you some of the most intimate, embarrassing stories we've never really told anyone before.  ~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

This week I sat down with musician, photographer, artist and my friend, Christoph aka Wettworker. We hadn't seen each other in a while, so the both of us had a lot to catch up on. We had a lot of laughs about past projects we worked on together, got really deep on trauma affecting our current selves, as well dove in headfirst on the size of Christophs ding dong. This is an episode for the ages, and as always we are breaking past the barrier that tells us THIS WILL NEVER WORK. (He said the title!)Follow Wettworker on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wettworkerofficial/?hl=enThe videos we talk about in the episode-Crown Crusher: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUmtWjBad54Helena Marie Tapes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8716RRdVTpY~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

Stand Up Comedy and Television dynamo Brent Butt joins me on the show today. This episode truly means so much to me, because Corner Gas is one of my all time favorite shows. Brent taking (so much!) time to sit down to chat with me will live forever in my head. We talk about the beginnings of his career and how that lines up with me strangely, his new book and of course, a deep dive into Corner Gas, one of the most iconic Canadian TV shows of all time.Visit Brent on his website: https://brentbutt.com/Follow Brent on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brentbutt~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

Jon Moretta is a comic book and tattoo artist at Smiling Buddha, based out of Calgary, AB. What he also is, is a massive VHS fan as well. This is where our connection begins. This lovely man came and did the show, but also brought gifts. This episode is full of surprises, as well as nerdy goodness. I will definitely be having Jon back soon! Check out his artwork, his upcoming comic series Lumpy Slump and also, go get tattooed by him!Follow Jon on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/jonmorettaFind Jon at his website: https://www.contrabrandmedia.com~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

Todays guest is Sinéad Ludwig-Burgess, a burgeoning artist welder from Calgary AB. She is insanely talented, and creates beautiful sculptures out of metal that would otherwise be considered useless. That passion behind repurposing raw materials is a big driving force behind her work. Find Sinéad on Instagram: instagram.com/welding_princess403instagram.com/plant.metal instagram.com/forgivemefatherforiamsin Sinéad's Websites: https://www.plantmetal.ca/https://www.sineadludwigburgess.com ~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

This week I talk to Kyle Burles, an established illustrator and barber from Calgary, AB. We met at Horror Con 2022 in Calgary, and I wanted to talk to him about his interesting take on popular characters. We also dive head first into a full on nerd fest, talking all things movies, and definitely disagreeing on some Star Wars topics! Visit Kyle at www.kyohazard.com Instagram: @Kyohazard~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout....Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

I had to do an episode with my siblings while they were in town! We reminisced about our childhood, told stories about our dad and just growing up in general. This was an incredibly fun episode for me to do. Shared experiences are truly the best thing in the world. Trauma Bonding!~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

Todays guest is Ivy Lafleur, a burlesque entertainer from Calgary, AB. Ivy is someone I've known for a very long time, but don't get to connect with all the time. This was the perfect time to catch up and hear all about her Europe dancing adventures, reminisce about tour days and speak to some of the tragic political choices that are being made. This was a wonderful episode and I cannot wait to have Ivy back on as a guest. Be sure to check out cabaretcalgary.com for everything that Ivy and Crew are up to!~Listen To Our Podcast: https://thiswillneverwork.buzzsprout.com/Follow me on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticusFollow me on TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@limpoticus

Dani and I both have a wonderful, beautiful case of the ADHD. This whole episode is incredibly fun, but we derail each other a whole bunch!Come learn about her days in university, the reasons why school was so hard and a bit about Universal Monsters!Subscribe to the Podcast YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7NpThJNIEl0r64c5th-YQFollow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticus

I sat down to catch up with my friend Jimmy Bunker. He's an incredibly talented musician and artist from Calgary. We talk about everything from his music, past tours and break down some epic episodes of The Office. Follow Bunker On Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4znFIxsvp6VrhMMSRlZVQu?si=V3UXdAxaQIOpFg_BVLwCuASubscribe to the Podcast YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7NpThJNIEl0r64c5th-YQFollow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticus

A brand new episode with my friend and world famous tattoo artist, Sam Smith. We talked about every thing from Marvel movies to Sex work. This is one of my favorite episodes I've ever been a part of. So much fun.~Subscribe to the Podcast YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7NpThJNIEl0r64c5th-YQFollow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticus

Today on This Will Never Work- I sat down to talk to my friend Amanda Gushue about a whole bunch of things, including her almost tragic trip to Utah and the upcoming NHL playoffs. ~Subscribe to the Podcast YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7NpThJNIEl0r64c5th-YQFollow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticus

The time has come, to say fairs fair. To pay the rent. To pay our share.Welcome to THIS WILL NEVER WORK. We are determined to make it work goddammit. Lincoln is going to be in your ear holes weekly, talking to people, talking to himself, etc.Make sure you get subscribed so you're not missing out on the fun.Love you.

Today Adam talks to Max Gerchikov, a tattoo artist from Calgary Alberta. He works out of Blackbird Electric in Calgary and he's led quite the life so far. We talk about his origins in Azerbaijan, all the way up to landing in Canada for the first time, instead of Disneyland.~Subscribe to our Podcast YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7NpThJNIEl0r64c5th-YQFollow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticushttps://instagram.com/a_b_o_m_b

It's episode 16 and we're coming out swinging! We've got Kim and Kanye drama. We've got Pete Davidson stuff. We've got Euphoria Corner. But that's not all. There is also a healthy amount of naked sleep talk to be had. A-bomb also fills us in on a TMI story that happened to him the morning of recording. Lincoln wants to wake up on Mars, once Daddy Elon figures out how to get us there.We also want to thank everyone who has listened, watched, downloaded, etc. the podcast over the last little while. Your support means the world to us and allows us to continue producing the show. Please share and tell your friends about us as much as possible, as we really want this to continue in a big way. Subscribe to our Podcast YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7NpThJNIEl0r64c5th-YQFollow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticushttps://instagram.com/a_b_o_m_b

Xbox made a MASSIVE purchase this past week, so we break down what the future of gaming is going to look like. The 'When We Were Young' Fest was announced and Lincoln gives his thoughts on what could potentially happen there as well.Mike Tyson and Jake Paul are making headlines with a massive boxing fight being announced, so naturally, we have something to say. Subscribe to our Podcast YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7NpThJNIEl0r64c5th-YQFollow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticushttps://instagram.com/a_b_o_m_b

I didn't plan it this way, but today just so happened to be Lincoln's one year anniversary since he had quit smoking. What a year it has been, and I'm grateful I get to mark the occasion in a significant way like this.ABomb and Lincoln also get into a bunch of movie and TV Shows this episode. If you've been on the fence about any series or movie, we will probably convince you to watch! Stuff like Euphoria, Yellowjackets, Being The Ricardo's and more!Follow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticushttps://instagram.com/a_b_o_m_b

2022 has come and already it's been an interesting ride. Our TV grandma and our TV dad have both left us unexpectedly. Putting the sad stuff aside, it's nice to get back into the flow of things. We talk about how much we both hated Matrix Resurrections, how much money Spider-Man has grossed, and Jon Favreau's amazing career as our Star Wars savior. Follow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticushttps://instagram.com/a_b_o_m_b

Here it is, the last episode of the year. A-bomb and Lincoln brought gifts to exchange!Adam completely misremembers what happens in Christmas Vacation and it might be Lincoln's favorite thing ever. We also talk about building new holiday traditions after old ones flamed out. Do you have any traditions you miss? Leave a comment below. Folllow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticushttps://instagram.com/a_b_o_m_b

Lincoln had a dream that he had become a dad, so the boys unpack that for a while.As well, Lincoln had a major dental appointment that was weighing on him, but ultimately went really really well. This is the second last episode for 2021, and we couldn't be more excited for Christmas. Hit us up on our socials to let us know what you asked Santa for this year.Folllow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticushttps://instagram.com/a_b_o_m_b

It's December, and Lincoln is excited for Christmas. We all got our first gift of the month in our Spotify Wrapped! Lincolns wife didn't get one and it's pretty funny as to why.The boys touch on movie set working conditions, Skip the Dishes year end review for Alberta, and what they would have in their dream houses. Listen to find out what that is! Folllow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticushttps://instagram.com/a_b_o_m_b

Lincoln and ABomb are back at it again! Lincoln went to the Oilers Locker Room sale over the weekend. He breaks down the chaos that was involved in that. Also the boys touch on some disgraced comedians that were written out of high profile movies for good reason. Lastly we land on (pun intended) a crazy crazy ass story from Miami. But really, are we that surprised? Florida Man says No!Folllow us on Instagram: http://Instagram.com/limpoticushttps://instagram.com/a_b_o_m_b

Lincoln got sick over the weekend, so this weeks podcast is a little bit late. He's feeling much better thanks for asking. Lincoln and ABomb talk about ABomb getting Bells palsy in 2009, how he looked like two face because of it. Also we both rocked some piercings our parents didn't approve of.We round out this episode talking about The Rock and how he is the same in everything. 

In this episode we talk about the absolute clown show that Travis Scott is, the Queen missing scheduled appearances, Britney Spears' conservatorship coming to an end and of course, stories from the set of Ghostbusters Afterlife. This episode has it all, just like Taylor Swift's Red Album (Taylors Version).

Lincoln and ABomb reminisce about childhood idiocies, chat about how they met and also about celebrities they've had the opportunity to rub shoulders with. This is a long one, but it pays off in many more ways than one. It also sets us up for next week! 

ABomb tells us his amazing UFO story! Also he talks about the card reading he had. It's incredibly poignant who tried to contact him. Lincoln talks about Halloween traditions and missing some from when he was a kid. Oh also we wore costumes. 

What would you do if you got food poisoning on a super important trip to New York? Also Lincoln finally got the footage from his indoor skydiving trip. Watch to find out how that all shakes out!

Before we get into talking about Cookies, Adam went to Edmonton to get tattooed. Lincoln went to Edmonton to see a hockey game. Halloween Kills finally came out and Lincoln has some opinions about it. Also is American Crime Story Season 3 any good? All these answers and more in this episode of The MP Podcast. 

Lincoln starts talking about hockey. Before you know it, time has passed and we're all a little smarter for it. Also we kinda talk about Facebook.We discuss ABomb getting to go see Seattle Kraken's first regular season game in edmonton this week, Darnell Nurse, Connor McDavid and how amazing the team is set to be this year. Strap in, this one is a doozy!

This is Podcast Episode 1! In this we discuss the new Jake Gyllenhaal Movie "The Guilty" which just came out Netflix. No spoilers. We talk about the upcoming Mario movie in 2022 and how much I hat Chris Pratt for the role of Mario.Also, I tell the whole story about how I went Indoor Skydiving. That was quite the experience. There's horror, serenity and a whole lot of wind.