You're An Idiot

Indiana native and recently passed Cellar comedian Adam Gilbert is on the pod. With the Pacers in the finals, the boys jump right into some basketball talk. Adam and Drago bond over home-state pride and discover that Indiana's signature dish is the pork tenderloin sandwich. The boys reminisce about drinking together back in Chicago and how that's changed over the years. Adam shares why he's turned down America's Got Talent, talks about his current relationship, and explains to Drago why a nice little upstate getaway is so relaxing Give Adam a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adamgilbert__/?hl=en JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Bird watcher, hardcore music fan, and hilarious comedian Max St. John joins the pod. Coming off the high of hanging out with Peach Pit last week, Drago and Max compare experiences backstage with bands. With Max being a fan of punk shows, Alex asks what it's like being in the mosh pit at age 32. Max dives into his love of birdwatching and how it's become a solo competitive pursuit in his life. The boys talk about how hobbies evolve with age and what the DARE program got wrong. Drago teases finally registering to vote. And, they answer your Patreon question: what's the most lonely you've ever felt? Give Max a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maxtheverygoodboy/?hl=en JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

A scrappy six-foot, 143-pound stand-up comic and certified guy who does stuff, Tommy Bayer joins the pod this week. After hearing how Tommy is trying to put on weight so he can body more people on the court, Alex shares how he's the heel of his group chat. Alex recaps being invited to the Peach Pit show, sparking jealousy from Tommy—because Tommy does stuff. Drago talks about hanging out with the band backstage, which leads to a conversation about meeting other famous people. The boys also break down the difference between being invited places as a guy versus as a girl. Tommy reads some of the DMs he gets from men shooting their shot, Drago seeks advice for an upcoming date, and Tommy shares how he bounced back after a long-term relationship ended. Give Tommy a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tommybayertime/?hl=en JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Hilarious comic from Atlanta, Shaunak Godkhindi joins the pod this week. The boys talk about growing up as athletes and the many similarities between being a high-level athlete and being a comedian. This comparison reminds Drago of the time his ex hung out with an NFL star while they were still dating. The boys invent a new type of law enforcement: citizens' arrests for social crimes. They also dive into why men in their 30s suddenly getting into great shape is often a massive cry for help. Married man Shaunak gives Drago some dating advice, and we get a great Patreon question this week: should you go to a wedding if you get a last-minute invite? Give Shaunak a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shaunakg/?hl=en JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  

Good hang, strong man, hilarious comic Jamie Wolf joins the pod this week. The boys start off talking like boys sharing their deep thoughts on good ~member~ days and bad ~member~ days.  Quickly, Drago goes Larry King mode and asks Jamie about his recent experience being admitted to a psychiatric hospital. Jamie shares the whole story from his ideation and subconscious thoughts, to the suicide hotline hanging up on him, and eventually being admitted against his will. It's an absolutely wild story with a crazy ending. If you actually read the descriptions, you know we don't say this often—this one's a must listen. Hear the follow up questions on the Patreon. Give Jamie a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jamiewolfcomedy/?hl=en JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Hilarious, no-longer broke, self-proclaimed GOAT and Jordan Peterson-adjacent, Tucker Brookshire joins the pod. Drago wastes no time jumping in on Tucker's fashion choices and asking the legend himself: what can white people say these days? Big news—Tucker's no longer broke. As a man who spent many years not making much money but still living well, he shares his tips on how to be broke the right way. He gets into dating while broke and the best way to use unemployment. A conversation about cuddling sparks a heart-to-heart, leading to some unexpected introspection and the realization that time off might not actually help Drago. The boys also get into open relationships and “controlled infidelity.” Give Tucker a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tuckerbrookshire/?hl=en JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Native New Yorker, comedian, and host of the No Thanks, We're Good podcast, Chris Barnes joins the pod this week. Right away, the boys dive into nightmare New York City apartment stories—landlords barging in, firefighters breaking down the door, cockroaches, and more. Chris talks about what it's like being a New York Jets fan and how he left sports behind when he started comedy. The boys also get into why being a comedian can feel like going to social jail. They talk skincare routines and whether looks help—or hurt—in comedy. Some great Patreon questions this week, including: does Chris feel like sketches help him explore areas that stand-up restricts? Give Chris a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christopherbarnes/?hl=en JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Comedian, hot guy, and man of many odd past jobs, Erik Scott joins the pod this week. The boys jump in on some of the spicy DMs they've received after shows and how voting has helped attract women. And Drago finally learns what it is that might make him dumb—idioms are hard. Erik talks about what it was like dating another comic in the scene and how to handle the breakup amicably. He also shares some genius advice on how to get men to clean their apartments. As a cinephile, Erik gives his hot take on the Fast and the Furious franchise and shares his thoughts on the best third date movies and first date fits. Give Erik a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/erikscottcomedy/?hl=en JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Alex has upcoming shows in Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Comedian, Notre Dame grad, Nikki Glaser feature, and Midwest man Tommy Brennan joins the pod. He comes in hot, talking about hanging out with former Wooden Award–winning Minnesota Timberwolf Luka Garza—and how his friend fumbled the hang. The story of running into famous people leads Drago to relive meeting Chet Hanks, and Tommy shares how he got unfollowed by Jessica Alba. Tommy talks about what it's like working with Nikki Glaser and how that opportunity has changed his career. He also shares why he doesn't drink on the road anymore. Drago asks the now-regular question, “What do you wish you cared less about?” and Tommy opens up about what it's like to end the honeymoon phase with his girlfriend. Give Tommy a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/somekidtommy/?hl=en  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Alex has upcoming shows in Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  

Reformed Italian, Mike Recine, joins as guest host and talks dad advice, the founder of Zionism, and how to shift from romantic partners to teammates in a long-term relationship. Drago asks Mike about Tim Smith's "weight gain in relationships" theory from a few episodes back, how the hang has changed across generations, and the best way to lose your hair. Some absolutely killer Patreon questions this week, including if you could be good at something but no one could ever know, what would you choose? That question leads to an all-time podcast riff. The boys also jump in on their favorite conspiracy theories.  Give Mike a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mikerecinecomedy/?hl=en  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Alex has upcoming shows in Boston, MA; Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Maddie Wiener joins as the first guest in the new era of the pod. Right away, the crew dives into her weight loss and Ozempic journey. The conversation quickly shifts to birth control, prompting Drago to once again bring up his interest in getting a vasectomy—and relive the trauma of his childhood hernia. Maddie and Drago invent maybe the all-time best app for couples. Then, things turn to the wild world of DMs from big-time followers and celebs. Maddie talks about getting a DM from Michael Jackson's daughter and bombing in front of Matt Damon. The team also tackles your Patreon questions, including: what's the most offensive thing a male comedian or booker has said to you, thoughts on holding hands, and what you're doing on a night off. Give Maddie a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddietwiener/?hl=en  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Alex has upcoming shows in OH; Boston, MA; Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  

The title is true—Geoff is leaving the podcast. Don't worry though; You're An Idiot will keep trucking and remain the only funny podcast. Geoff may return as a guest host, but from here on out, Drago is stepping in as the main host of the show. As promised, if you're a $10 tier Patreon member, you'll still get free tickets to Geoff's shows. In this farewell episode, Geoff talks about his good friend being misdiagnosed with cancer, and Drago shares a story about having a threesome with two ex-Mormons on the road this past weekend. The boys debate the best hangover food, Drago mispronounces a very common word, and Geoff reflects on how the social media algorithm has ruined comedy and life post-pod. They also answer your Patreon questions, including did you ever say something on the podcast that you regret? Give Tim a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oletimmysmith/  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Boise, ID; Phoenix, AZ; Denver, CO; San Antonio, TX; Austin, TX; Dallas, TX; Virginia Beach, VA; New York, NY; Providence, RI; Boston, MA; Portsmouth, NH; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in OH; Boston, MA; Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Legend Tim Smith fills in as guest host with Geoff on the road. The boys kick things off with some great news—their good buddy is cancer-free (and technically never had cancer, thanks to a gross misdiagnosis from his doctor). Both Drago and Tim were in Chicago last week, so they talk favorite spots to eat and the difference between Chicago and New York City dive bars. Drago looks into how much earlier he might die because of his height and debates whether he should get a hair transplant. The boys discuss the best movie to put on for a third date and dive into your Patreon questions, including what cocktail they can make best. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. Give Tim a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oletimmysmith/  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; San Francisco; CA, Sacramento; CA, Boise, ID; Phoenix, AZ; Denver, CO; San Antonio, TX; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, MN; Columbus, OH; Boston, MA; Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

With both boys on the road this week, Drago sits down with Lucas Zelnick in the Windy City. Seconds into the episode, despite saying he'd save it for the ‘tron, Drago brings up food stamps.  Drago ran into an old co-worker on his flight to the midwest and debated whether or not he was supposed to say hello. That leads to Drago talking about his first job out of college and telling the full tale of a co-worker in this episode now dubbed Kir-pisode.  Drago talks about how he likes slice of life segments and Lucas provides some psychoanalysis of Drago's real and podcast character. The boys talk about things they grew out of as they got older. They boys also talk about the business of comedy both locally and on the road. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. Give Lucas a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lucaszelnick/?hl=en  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Grand Rapids, MI; Ann Arbor, MI; San Francisco; CA, Sacramento; CA, Boise, ID; Phoenix, AZ; Denver, CO; San Antonio, TX; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Pittsburgh, PA; Minneapolis, MN; Columbus, OH; Boston, MA; Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

After three days of podcasting in a row, the boys are digging deep for topics. Since this episode was recorded before the release of the Food Stamps episode, they're unable to respond to any of your comments just yet. They kick things off by watching the AI-generated "Trump Gaza" video our president shared on social media. They discuss the passing of Gene Hackman and his family, and Drago shares what he learned about Germany from his date. Recorded just before the end of February, the boys take a moment to talk about Black History Month and some of their favorite Black figures. They also answer some of your Patreon questions, including advice for living with a significant other and whether a heckler has ever ruined their set. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Appleton, WI; New York, NY; Grand Rapids, MI; Ann Arbor, MI; San Francisco; CA, Sacramento; CA, Boise, ID; Phoenix, AZ; Denver, CO; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Appleton, WI; Pittsburgh, PA; Minneapolis, MN; Columbus, OH; Boston, MA; Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Alex has no clue about the federal government layoffs happening, so the boys go through the full list. While Geoff lays out the details, Alex holds strong that everything's going to be fine. A discussion on food stamps quickly escalates into a full-on debate. Geoff's liver is thriving—he hasn't had a drink in two days. He also shares that he's considering going vegan after hearing some horrific meat-processing stories. Meanwhile, Alex recaps his weekend on the road, where he might have found the love of his life. Geoff's road stories include the worst turbulence he's ever experienced. The boys tackle your Patreon questions, including, have you ever convinced someone of a life decision, what's your attachment style, and what's your best relationship advice? Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Chicago, IL; Milwaukee, WI; Appleton, WI; Grand Rapids, MI; Ann Arbor, MI; San Francisco; CA, Sacramento; CA, Boise, ID; Phoenix, AZ; Denver, CO; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, MN; Appleton, WI; Pittsburgh, PA; Minneapolis, MN; Columbus, OH; Boston, MA; Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Returning guest (guest host?!?) Dan Carney is back, and the boys waste no time diving into their roommate grievances—starting with whether it's okay to come out of the shower wet. The roommate drama gets real. Dan shares more behind-the-scenes details on how his web series Run Club came together and his long-term hopes for the show. He also opens up about his time working with Tim Dillon during his rise to fame. The boys tackle your Patreon questions, including: Where would you be in life if you didn't choose comedy? Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. Check out Run Club on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RunClubTheShow Give Dan a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/danmancarney/?hl=en Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Wilmington, DE; New Brunswick, NJ; Chicago, IL; Milwaukee, WI; Appleton, WI; Grand Rapids, MI; Ann Arbor, MI; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, MN; Columbus, OH; Boston, MA; Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys come in hot with their takes on the Super Bowl and the halftime show. Drago explains why he's against Super Bowl parties after all his worst nightmares came true last weekend. Drago gets outed for going #2 in a women's restroom on the road, and Geoff shares an update on his ability to digest spinach. As expected, the news recap goes sideways, with Drago bringing little to the conversation—though he does unlock some new words in his vocabulary. The boys tackle your Patreon questions, including: how much would you have to be paid to have a p**n shot in your apartment? Make sure to check out Run Club, a new web series featuring Alex, created by friend of the pod Dan Carney: https://www.youtube.com/@RunClubTheShow Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Virginia Beach, VA; Raleigh, NC; Richmond, VA; New York, NY; Wilmington, DE; New Brunswick, NJ; Chicago, IL; Milwaukee, WI; Appleton, WI; New York, NY; Grand Rapids, MI; Ann Arbor, MI;  and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Lexington, KY; Appleton, WI; Pittsburgh, PA; Minneapolis, MN; Columbus, OH; Boston, MA; Austin, TX; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys take a moment to remember their friend, Ken Flores, who recently passed away. Check out his comedy—he was an incredibly funny man. All the best to his friends and family. After Drago admitted he wasn't following the news last week, it's clear not much has changed in his world. The outside world, though—a little different. The boys dive into all the Trump updates, including ICE, Musk and the DOGE boys, and the recent plane crashes. After all the talk about plane crashes last week, it's almost like the boys manifested this. They also touch on the Luka trade, and Drago shares his personal rules for deportation. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Washington, DC; Virginia Beach, VA; Raleigh, NC; Richmond, VA; New York, NY; Wilmington, DE; New Brunswick, NJ; Chicago, IL; Milwaukee, WI; Appleton, WI; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Austin, TX; Pittsburgh, PA; Minneapolis, MN; Columbus, OH; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago comes in hot with a story about a true crime riff that ruined his show last weekend in Cheshire, CT. This leads Geoff and Alex into a debate about the best way to die. Drago also shares how an old high school friend threw him off his game at a recent show. Geoff tests Alex on why Cubans tend to lean right and ranks the religions himself. He also calls out Alex for taking down an Instagram story. Meanwhile, we realize Drago might need glasses when he struggles to read a new screen in the studio. The boys answer your Patreon questions, including: If you had to get one plastic surgery, what would it be? Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Columbus, OH; Cininnati, OH; Washington, DC; Virginia Beach, VA; Raleigh, NC; Richmond, VA; New York, NY; Wilmington, DE; New Brunswick, NJ; Chicago, IL and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Lexington, KY; Austin, TX; Pittsburgh, PA; Minneapolis, MN; Columbus, OH; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Welcome to the first pod in Trump's America. Recorded on Inauguration Day, the boys discuss what Trump might do in office and Musk's salute. Drago also takes on the big question: what makes America the greatest? Drago brings some dating dilemmas to the table and the question, “How many ATMs are in Manhattan?” The boys also tackle your Patreon questions, like: What fashion trends do you wish never existed? What would you do if someone you met on a dating app showed up to see you at an open mic? And, if you could delete one demographic from the earth, which would you choose? Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Gainesville, FL; Tampa, FL; Orlando, FL; Rochester, NY; Buffalo, NY; Columbus, OH; Cininnati, OH; Washington, DC; Virginia Beach, VA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Madison, WI; Lexington, KY; Austin, TX; Pittsburgh, PA; Minneapolis, MN; Columbus, OH; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Geoff is back, and the boys jump straight into their New Year's resolutions. Geoff's is to eat healthier after his doctor warned him about high cholesterol and his liver not being at 100 percent. Drago's resolution is to have more fun—and f**k on the road. Drago shares stories from the road, including getting bed bugs and food poisoning, leading him to pooping his pants in bed. The boys also discuss the LA fires and answer your Patreon questions, including whether you should stay friends with a former friends-with-benefits after the benefits end. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Gainesville, FL; Tampa, FL; Orlando, FL; Rochester, NY; Buffalo, NY; Columbus, OH; Cininnati, OH; Washington, DC; Virginia Beach, VA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT, Philadelphia, PA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Stand-up comedian and host of YouTube series "In Tandem," Chloe Radcliffe joins Drago on the pod this week. With Geoff on the road, Alex takes the chance to dive into some dating talk. The conversation kicks off with Chloe discussing her show "Cheat" where she reveals she's cheated in the majority of her relationships. This leads Drago to share a story about hooking up with a married woman and admitting he doesn't understand lingerie. Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast. Follow Chloe on IG: https://www.instagram.com/chloebadcliffe/?hl=en   JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Gainesville, FL; Tampa, FL; Orlando, FL; Rochester, NY; Buffalo, NY; Columbus, OH; Cininnati, OH; Washington, DC; Virginia Beach, VA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT, Philadelphia, PA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

HEADS UP: THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE OF THE NEW YEAR! We're taking next week off to enjoy the holiday. Hope you all have a merry one! Maddie Smith, stand-up comedian and Wild 'N Out cast member and consultant, joins Geoff and Alex on the pod this week. Maddie shares her thoughts on Alex's dating life, including her take on the woman Alex met who shared with him she has cancer. The gang tackles your Patreon questions, including what they miss most about being young, which leads Geoff to share what makes him feel young and cool today. This episode was originally meant to be the Patreon episode, but things got a little too spicy, so we had to switch it up. Head over to the Patreon to hear the first part of our conversation with Maddie. You don't want to miss it. Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast. Give Maddie a follow on IG: https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/?hl=en  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Irvine, CA; Los Angeles, CA; Jacksonville, FL; Gainesville, FL; Tampa, FL; Orlando, FL; Rochester, NY; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT, Philadelphia, PA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

After some fantasy football updates, Drago shares a unique dating situation: a woman he's been out with before reveals she has cancer. Geoff and Alex talk through the situation, helping Drago figure out how to handle it. Just before the end of the pod, Drago asks Geoff about his weekend run of shows. The boys also tackle your Patreon question: “Are you afraid of death?” Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast. *CORRECTION: The age of the Wisconsin school shooter is 15 not 17* JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, MN; Irvine, CA; Los Angeles, CA; Jacksonville, FL; Gainesville, FL; Tampa, FL; Orlando, FL; Rochester, NY; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Albany, NY, Cheshire, CT, Philadelphia, PA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Ladies and gentleman, Geoff is back! Upon his return, the boys recap T-giving, unanimously agreeing that cooking skills are overrated. They also dive into recent events, including the United Health Care CEO shooting and the Daniel Penny verdict. The boys share their Spotify Wrapped stats and tackle your Patreon questions, including, “What comedian would you want to sit next to on a flight?” Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; Irvine, CA; Los Angeles, CA; Jacksonville, FL; Gainesville, FL; Tampa, FL; Orlando, FL; Rochester, NY; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Hartford, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Comedian, Walmart Tony Hawk, and Drago's roommate, Dan Carney, joins the pod while Geoffrey is on the road. The boys recap their Thanksgiving, covering non-heteronormative relationship conversations with family and Dan's meltdown over mac 'n' cheese with paprika. Alex shares the highs and lows of his sold-out show in Chicago, including the anxiety leading up to it and getting rejected on the front steps afterward. The boys also tackle your Patreon questions, including, "What would you do if you had $10,000 to spend only on yourself?" Give Dan a follow on IG: https://www.instagram.com/danmancarney/?hl=en  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in San Diego, CA; New York, NY; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; Irvine, CA; Los Angeles, CA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Comedian, resident metrosexual, and former roommate of Geoff, Tucker Brookshire, joins the pod. On this boyscast, Tucker shares stories about drinking and pissing the bed in college. Drago lays out what he'd do as president of America, taking a bold stance on Waffle House. And Geoff talks about the clapping going on while he lived with Tucker.  Drago introduces a new segment: Drago Has Questions. This week, he learns what price gouging is. Tucker shares wild tales from his time working in a law firm's mailroom, and the boys tackle some of your Patreon questions. Give Tucker a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tuckerbrookshire/?hl=en  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; San Diego, CA; New York, NY; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  

The boys jump right back into the topic sweeping the nation: Drago's sickness. Geoff tries to share what Alex missed by canceling on him in Atlanta, while Drago admits he's moved onto the "sad phase" of his illness. All this talk brings up Tommy-Gate (tune into the Patreon for the truth). Drago brings in some research to quiz Geoff, only for Geoff to flip the quiz back on Drago to test his retention. The boys debate who'd be better at yoga and question why people in their 30s still watch superhero movies. In the end, Drago doesn't ask Geoff a single question. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; San Diego, CA; New York, NY; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Chicago, IL; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

In the first episode since the election, the boys discuss the results, the incoming president, and the potential new policies. While Geoff is feeling a bit worried, Alex suspects it may be all smoke and mirrors. They recap their weekend on the road in Cleveland, where Drago, still sick, admits he was a bit of a bad hang at times. He also shares that he sent food back at the club and lashed out at an audience. Alex apologizes for not being fun this month. Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York City, NY; Philadelphia, PA; Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; San Diego, CA; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Recorded a day before the election, the boys read through some last minute odds and their picks on who they think will win the election. Geoff brings up enough things that this election might impact that Alex finally starts feeling antsy about not voting.  Drago gives a health update as Geoff mentions people in Detroit were asking about his well-being. Alex talks about how his sinus infection has shifted his outlook on life. And, Geoff shares perhaps the greatest crowd work discovery in history.  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New Orleans, LA; Atlanta, GA; New York City, NY; Philadelphia, PA; Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Atlanta, GA; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Still sick and now on antibiotics, Drago kicks off the show by admitting he has a man crush on Shohei Ohtani. He then recaps his weekend shows in DC, including taking an all-time L after one of his comments in the greenroom. Geoff checks in on Alex's journey to become a voter, which leads to Drago asking for reasons he should vote. The boys weigh in on Tony Hinchcliffe's recent set at a Republican rally at MSG, and they answer your Patreon questions, including sharing their irrational phobias. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Erie, PA; Cleveland, OH; New Orleans, LA; Atlanta, GA; New York City, NY; Philadelphia, PA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cleveland, OH, Atlanta, GA; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  

After a weekend of shows in Madison, WI, Drago shows up recovering from an illness that was ultimately sinusitis— diagnosed provided by a doctor with great hands. The boys recount just how sick Drago was during the weekend run. Geoff was skeptical at first, but things really hit home when Alex admits he was so sick that his "dinky" wasn't working. Alex also shares the story of sitting next to a born-again Christian on his flight. Geoff tries something new by being positive, giving shoutouts to friends who recently joined the SNL cast. The boys take a crash course on health insurance deductibles and wrap things up with some Halloween costume talk. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Detroit, MI; St. Louis, MO; Erie, PA; Cleveland, OH; New Orleans, LA; Atlanta, GA; New York City, NY; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cleveland, OH, Atlanta, GA; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL;. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Hilarious comic and Geoff's former comedy competition rival, Ali Sultan, joins the pod. Ali talks about his recent move to New York City and how he's finding his footing in the comedy scene. The boys dive into the worst comedy advice they've ever received. Ali teaches Drago and Geoff about Yemen, while Drago shares his thoughts on Ethiopian food. And, together everyone reflects on where they were and how they reacted when they heard about Osama Bin Laden's death. Give Ali a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alisultancomedy/ Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Salt Lake City, UT: Spokane, WA; Detroit, MI; St. Louis, MO; Erie, PA; Cleveland, OH; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Washington DC; Cleveland, OH; Atlanta, GA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The pod kicks off with Alex discussing why some people might be paid to say climate change is real, before the boys dive a bit deeper into the topic of Diddy. Geoff shares the first recap of the week, talking about a recent festival he attended in Arkansas, right in the heart of Walmart country. Drago has taken the woke pill with his new stances on capitalism. Geoff reads a text Alex sent him after five mezcal margaritas at a wedding this past weekend, and the boys unpack the aftermath of some recent friend drama. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Madison, WI; New York, NY; Salt Lake City, UT: Spokane, WA; Detroit, MI; St. Louis, MO; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Madison, WI; Washington DC; Cleveland, OH; Atlanta, GA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

With spooky season upon us, Drago declares that drinking is back! To kick off the episode, he shares a mental health conversation he had at a recent birthday party, which leads to a discussion about planned time off. Drago seeks more friendship advice from Geoff, the king of friendship himself, before Alex admits he enjoys starting arguments in the group chat. Geoff talks about his time in LA this past week. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, MN; Eau Claire, WI; Madison, WI; New York, NY; Salt Lake City, UT: Spokane, WA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Madison, WI; Washington DC; Cleveland, OH; Atlanta, GA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago kicks off the pod on a positive note by giving Geoff a gift before he dives into a recap of his time on the road with Lucas Zelnick. Then, Geoff recounts his weekend in Edmonton and his quest for healthy food in one of the continent's biggest malls. Along the way, Drago admits he takes NyQuil to help him sleep at night and prefers it over melatonin. Thanks to a Patreon question, the boys debate whether they'd rather receive a boatload of money or end world hunger. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Memphis, TN; Bentonville, AK; Minneapolis, MN; Eau Claire, WI; Madison, WI; New York, NY; Salt Lake City, UT: Spokane, WA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Back from their writing retreat in the woods, the boys are loaded with stories from shows and time spent in nature. Alex and Geoff teamed up for some 2-on-2 basketball, which left Drago fully convinced that his NBA dreams were officially over. Alex discovered that Geoff can't cook and might be the most sensitive guy he knows, while Geoff learned that Alex hates trying new things. The guys also get answers about morning wood, and the Patreon questions lead to a deep dive into hot world leaders. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Pittsburgh, PA; Morgantown, WV; Los Angeles, CA;  Memphis, TN; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

With Jamie Wolf dropping in as the guest this week, Drago comes in sweating about a recent tough decision that he had to make.The choices: going on the road for a weekend with Geoff or auditioning for a Don't Tell taping.  Jamie learns that Geoff does less-than decent things to pillows. The boys ask Jamie if he's dating, which leads to learning the type of women Hinge is pitching to Drago.  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. Make sure to give Jamie a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jamiewolfcomedy/  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Edmonton, Alberta; Calgary; Pittsburg, PA; Morgantown, WV; Memphis, TN; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago comes in hot with stories from his weekend in Nashville, which include hanging out with some well-known comics, going to Kid Rock's bar, giving a stranger his number, and making it to third base with a teacher. Geoff talks about his trip with Reggie Miller to Poughkeepsie and a hike that had him going number two in the woods. The boys also share their thoughts on the NFL and provide an update on the presidential election betting odds. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE CREATOR OF DRAGO'S NEW WEBSITE. CHECK OUT THE DESIGNER'S PORTFOLIO: https://www.yournephew.com/  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada; Pittsburgh, PA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Recovering from a bout of sickness, Alex joins the pod with a heavy case of COVID brain. Things start off hot when the boys realize they haven't been checking in with each other on a personal level. Geoff admits one of his flaws is a lack of empathy for individuals, although he does feel empathy for large groups. The great fork vs. spoon debate ensues, leading into a discussion on the DNC and the latest presidential betting odds. Alex also shares the wild story of how he once had a 0.0 GPA for a semester in college. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago, after getting consent from Geoff and Connor, enters the pod despite testing positive for COVID. He shares his experiences of making content while having the virus both now and in the past. Geoff answers Alex's trivia question while quite baked, then flips the tables to quiz Alex about Jesus's death. The boys debate which medieval method of execution would be best, and Geoff reveals that he knows who gave his grandparents COVID. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys survived to tell you, the good people of the pod, just how great Phish is. A simple two hour trip to Bethel, NY turned into a great show with TERRIBLE logistical missteps. Along the way, Geoff gets an up-close and personal experience of Drago's weak bladder. The boys hop into a mysterious minivan Uber that took turns on two wheels and endured a full night without power. Plus, a Zipcar's broken gas gauge leads to a moment of tremendous anxiety. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago kicks off the pod with his take on the Algerian boxer, which, of course, leads to Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel being brought up. Geoff shares stories from the Ween concert in Missoula, MT, and declares Chappell Roan's latest album the best pop album of the last 10 years. A Patron submitted a question: If you had a million dollars and couldn't spend it on yourself, what would you do? This incredible question quickly devolves into a conversation about how the boys would kill each other if they had the resources. In the end, the boys speculate on how World War III will start. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys come back from a show at Uncle Vinny's in Point Pleasant, NJ, where Drago's anxiety made him leave for the train station early in Geoff's set. All in all, great crowd, great show, thanks for coming out to support!  In the heat of the Olympics, Drago shares his thoughts on the hottest sports. Geoff vouches (and provides financial support) for Wikipedia, despite bringing news from Bummer.com. The boys also discuss the super volcano in Yellowstone. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex's upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag