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Keir Starmer's speech has gone down a STORM! If you were looking for a hurricane of disapproval from his own voters and a shrug of indifference from the ones he was hoping to attract. Meanwhile States-side, Trump's overt corruption and ridiculous Trade Deal posturing cannot be matched. Unless Fox News are in the conversation. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Trade Deals and Trump be DAMNED, tonight we're looking at some OTHER nonsense. It's David Beckham's 50th Birthday and there appears to be some beef between his sons. Apparently that's worthy of a front page or five. Meanwhile the CIA, FBI and NCA would like access to your private, personal messages because WHAT IF A CHILD BOTHERS TO GO ON FACEBOOK THESE DAYS. The Morons who cut down the Sycamore Tree should be hanged in the Town Square and FINALLY: A Raccoon Is Busted Smoking Meth. Because America. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Was Diddy brought down by the Deep State Dark Forces MATRIX? Or is he just the one billionaire going to jail for sex offences? Meanwhile Labour continue their limp-dicked campaign of “beating Reform at the debate table” by agreeing with them about everything. AND: Returning Favourite DARREN GRIMES Has Been Back On His Substack - free of the clutches & restrictions of OFCOM, to bring you another floor-jaw'ing scoop. I react appropriately. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

What on EARTH is going on!? Labour have lost the Runcorn By-Election only months after winning with with 50% of the vote. Is there perhaps a better way to try to out-Farage Farage? Meanwhile MAGA have gone nuts. Elon's basically been fired. ALSO: Conspiracy Theories BE DAMNED: Could Integrity's Candace Williams hold the key to Luigi Mangione's freedom? Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

It's another insane week in MAGA. Donald Trump is having to manage the fallout from his own lies designed to soothe the US markets. China are trolling him. Pete Hegseth looks like a dead man walking. Elon Musk responds to Tesla tanking in exactly the way a sociopath would - AND Will Smith is no longer a star. How did THAT happen!? Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

On this mid-week episode - THE 367th EPISODE SPECTACULAR! - we take a look at the news the Hollywood trend for outwardly warning that you're definitely totally leaving the business. ALSO: Sky News journalists get DEEP FAKED. A West London teenager becomes the next Steve Jobs. AND OVER IN AMERICA: Texas have banned Virginia's State flag. Because of course they have. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Chapter 1 - The Departure of BoromirHe turned from the North back again to North, and saw nothing save the distant hills, unless it were that far away he could see again a great bird like an eagle high in the air, descending slowly in wide circles down towards the earth.Q1 - What, if any, symbolism is there with the Eagles?Q2 - Why does Aragorn always shout Elendil?‘Farewell, Aragorn! Go to Minas Tirith and save my people! I have failed.' ‘No!' said Aragorn, taking his hand and kissing his brow. ‘You have conquered. Few have gained such a victory. Be at peace! Minas Tirith shall not fall!' Boromir smiled. ‘Which way did they go? Was Frodo there?' said Aragorn. But Boromir did not speak again.Q3 - What do you think about Boromir's passing?Q4 - Is Aragorn making the right decision?Chapter 2 - The Riders of Rohan‘I think that the enemy brought his own enemy with him,' answered Aragorn. ‘These are Northern Orcs from far away. Among the slain are none of the great Orcs with the strange badges. There was a quarrel, I guess: it is no uncommon thing with these foul folk. Maybe there was some dispute about the road.'Q1 - What do you think their quarrel was about?Q2 - These chapters keep mentioning this West Wind for Gondor…what is that about?Q3 - How tense was this chapter with the chase…Q4 - What is the deal with Saruman poisoning the land or their journey?Gimli rose and planted his feet firmly apart: his hand gripped the handle of his axe, and his dark eyes flashed. ‘Give me your name, horse-master, and I will give you mine, and more besides,' he said. ‘As for that,' said the Rider, staring down at the Dwarf, ‘the stranger should declare himself first. Yet I am named E´omer son of E´omund, and am called the Third Marshal of Riddermark.' ‘Then E´omer son of E´omund, Third Marshal of Riddermark, let Gimli the Dwarf Glo´in's son warn you against foolish words. You speak evil of that which is fair beyond the reach of your thought, and only little wit can excuse you.' E´omer's eyes blazed, and the Men of Rohan murmured angrily, and closed in, advancing their spears. ‘I would cut off your head, beard and all, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground,' said E´omer. ‘He stands not alone,' said Legolas, bending his bow and fitting an arrow with hands that moved quicker than sight. ‘You would die before your stroke fell.'Q5 - Don't insult Galadriel around Gimli.‘Halflings!' laughed the Rider that stood beside E´omer. ‘Halflings! But they are only a little people in old songs and children's tales out of the North. Do we walk in legends or on the green earth in the daylight?'Q6 - What do you think of Eomer and his disbelief that Hobbits are real? Some years ago the Lord of the Black Land wished to purchase horses of us at great price, but we refused him, for he puts beasts to evil use. Then he sent plundering Orcs, and they carry off what they can, choosing always the black horses: few of these are now left. For that reason our feud with the Orcs is bitter.Q7 - So the men of Rohan, have NOT been selling horses to Sauron?Chapter 3 - The Uruk-HaiHe cut the thongs round Pippin's legs and ankles, picked him up by his hair and stood him on his feet. Pippin fell down, and Uglu´k dragged him up by his hair again. Several Orcs laughed. Uglu´k thrust a flask between his teeth and poured some burning liquid down his throat: he felt a hot fierce glow flow through him. The pain in his legs and ankles vanished. He could stand.Q1 - What is this stuff?When he had forced a drink from his flask down the hobbit's throat, cut his leg-bonds, and dragged him to his feet, Merry stood up, looking pale but grim and defiant, and very much alive. The gash in his forehead gave him no more trouble, but he bore a brown scar to the end of his days. ‘Hullo, Pippin!' he said. ‘So you've come on this little expedition, too? Where do we get bed and breakfast?'Q2 - Is Merry going crazy or is he just making Pippen laugh?Q3 - There's an arrow that hits Grishnuk that is guided by fate, the book suggests…what role does fate play in the story so far?

It's the friday night live show, join me once again as we try to make sense of Farage's pivot into Working Class'ville, Harvey Weinstein gets another go at justice, Diddy's got new charges AND more... Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Pop-singer Katy Perry paid a reported $500,000 to go to space and feel at one with a planet that the rocket's owner is destroying. Liz Truss is launching a new Free Speech social app. Because of course she is. And Fox News would like you to consider trade school for your kids while they send theirs to elite tier colleges they claim to despise. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

There's ABJECT CHAOS in Trump-land, Farage is making a pitch for Labour workers in the Steel Works industry. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

The echoes of Trumponomics continue to tear through the world's stock markets. Keir Starmer appears to be the only person in Britain who thinks Donald Trump is our friend. Maybe he has a thing for Bad Boys? ALSO: A Brazilian Televangenlist Preacher is now on the Forbes Rich List above Kim Kardashian. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Labour are continuing to ignore their responsibilities of keeping the far-right at bay. Kemi Badenoch and Drain-Rod Stewart pretended there's a Free Speech problem in the UK. Farage is being exposed for his lates grift. MEANWHILE: AI Downsyndrome Sex Bots Are Taking Over Instagram and OnlyFans. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

On this mid-week episode we wax lyrical about what it's like to appear on LBC, what on earth is going on with Prince Andrew and Virginia Giuffre. Honestly i am VERY confused. And of course a little bit of baseless Free Speech Hysteria from insular minded come outgoing Tory leader, Kemi Badenoch. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

JD Vance has run off to Greenland where he wasn't invited. Marjorie Taylor Greene has gone insane. More so. Trump is an authoritarian snatching people off the streets. Where are the protests? Meanwhile: here in the UK we take a look at former GB News stalwart Dan Wootton. How did he fare in his desire to become a better (?) kind of journalist? Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

It's been about a month since Darren Grimes mutually agreed to leave GB News for unspecified reasons, so we took this opportunity to check-in on him - and see what kind of content he's putting out now that he's unshackled and unleashed. ALSO: i get randomly very depressed. AND Schools in America will shortly be ordered to offer "release time" for students who want to escape education to go study Jesus. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Kemi Badenoch has abandoned Net Zero calling it unachievable. The Labour Party still won't run a Wealth Tax, instead choosing to kill disabled people. The latest in THE WEEK IN MAGA and ALSO: The New York "Mayor" who decided to ignore electoral law, run a coup, fire all the admin staff and do executive orders. Because of course he has. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

It's a GOOD NEWS special from the podcast that normally specialises in all things AWFUL. On tonight's show we look at how well Renewable Energy is doing, we ignore the day's depressing "Moresterity" Cuts bits to instead focus our attention on the uplifting state of Donald Trump's health - and indeed take a LOL at a very awkward Joe Budden podcast encounter between Edith and Kino regarding pre-nup arrangements. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

The UK's Secretary of State for Education, Bridget Phillipson, is going to jump on the urgent strategic industrial education matter of banning your kid from looking at Snapchat on School grounds. Meanwhile Trump's masterclass in Stock Market manipulation continues. MAGA are willing to accept some Presidential corruption now it seems ("BIDEN CRIME FAMILY!"). And MAGA relatives are laughing at their own kids' misfortune now. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Elon Musk's behaviour, conduct and nazi salutes are costing him dearly but don't worry, Donald Trump is right here to essentially advertise Teslas for him and declare boycotting illegal LMFAO. ALSO: Me and the missus RUSH TO HOSPITAL! FUN WEEKEND. GOOD TIMES. ALSO: I venture into the new sport of trolling newly redundant Right-wingers. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

In the U.S., thirty corrections officers are charged with running gladiator fights in a Los Angeles county juvenile detention center - while Donald Trump demands an apology from the Ukraine President for making him look bad. Closer to home: Darren Grimes steps down from GB News and immediately pivots to independent journalist free speech warrior! AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP! Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

On tonight's FRIDAY NIGHT SHOW we look at the Starmer / Trump love-in, the Media reaction to it, the latest on the Climate Crisis, Suella Braverman's abdication of her Englishness - oh AND the two "Thou Shalt Not Steal" paintings that OF COURSE ended up stolen. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Keir Starmer has announced 2.5% of GDP will be allocated to defence now. Where is he getting the money from? Meanwhile LYING IN POLITICS will not be a criminal offence because people are smart enough to see through it. Allison Pearson is BACK! And so isn't Love Island for the over-40s. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Donald Trump and Elon Musk have gone insane. Liz Truss isn't much better. Meanwhile Wes Streeting is being ridiculous and informs the latest Right-wing loony trait: The Recreational Nightmare. ALSO: two guys get charged with shooting drugs into a Louisiana Jail WITH A CANNON. I'M NOT JOKING. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Imagine being a young, TORY woman of colour who FINALLY shows them all that you CAN make it. You've only gone and become the bloody leader of the Conservative Party! BUT it turns out to be right at this time/place, just as the whole thing implodes. Absolute f*cking LOL m8. Poisoned chalice? Peter Principle? Anyway, tonight we discuss that AND the Brazilian Mayor José Aprígio da Silva who allegedly faked his own shooting to gain sympathy before losing the Taboão da Serra (on the outskirts of São Paulo) election anyway.

Trump has given away chunks of Ukraine to Putin, Richard Tice has been chatting with the public to mixed results. And Prince Andrew - FRIEND OF THE SHOW - is having a spot of bother again. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Labour are slowly morphing into a Right-wing party to appease the Reform voters. Meanwhile people like me are deserting them. ALSO: a man is set to lose his $760m of Bitcoin when a rubbish dump turns into a solar farm. And a British couple die in suspicious circumstances in the South of France. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Grenfell's getting demolished, DEI is toast, Musk's gone insane - and so have I at the visage of my nursery refusing to take my daughter for the day. Again. Join me now as we try to make sense of it all. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

My internet went out and my decency disappeared. Meanwhile the Grammies made an absolute arse out of itself. Oh, also: i tell the story of how i almost became the biggest band in the world. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Trump's America becomes even more ludicrous and sociopathic than we'd imagined to date. Labour want to save the planet will killing it. And a Priest succumbs to his most primal and godly urges. It's enough to send you flying off to the Gulf Of America. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Hullo, children! Hullo! Welcome back to Uncle Max, Uncle Mike; Uncle Movies. Are you sitting comfortably? Good! This week in our “Remember! You Asked For It!” series, we've got a question from young Julie O'Malley who wants to know all about “The Fifth Element.” Well, Julie, you must be the smartest one in your class! … Continue reading "Episode 321 – The Fifth Element (1997)"

It's a Friday night live show and we're talking about Donald Trump's first week, the imminent collapse of Thames Water, the depressing state of the UK Labour Party - and a new anti-wanking law in Mississippi. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Donald Trump is President again. Elon Musk is doing Nazi Salutes YES WE CAN CALL THEM NAZI SALUTES ACTUALLY. ALSO: Nobody's buying champagne anymore and tonight i discuss going out when you're in your forties. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Tonight we take a look at the latest embarrassment from Brewdog's James Watt. Mike Graham has billboarded his own bellendry again. Oh, and we go straight to the front line of political deep fakery - in Minnessota, U.S. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

It's the mid-week show. Reform are inching ahead in the polls. The Right Honourable Tulip Siddiq has resigned from her role as anti-corruption minister in the Treasury. Just don't ask what for. And Donald Trump may still be a Russian asset. Let's talk about it. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Starmer's still getting mauled, Wes Streeting is failing to inspire confidence, LA Wildfires are raging - and the dude he shot up the Pizzagate Parlour just got shot-up himself. Just another week on this TOTALLY NORMAL PLANET. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Zuckerberg is cozying up to Trump. Starmer is still pretty much "limpotent" to global and domestic Alt Right forces. The Tate Bros are back. And a woman in Ohio drove to Vegas and left her kids in a freezing car and I GET IT. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Elon Musk is spending his New Years watching Tommy Robinson videos while Floridians attempt to get around the Pornhub ban. ALSO: A.I. deepfakes take another terrifying leap forward. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Christmas is over, you've managed to fight the temptation to throw your Uncle Paul through the patio doors over that argument you had in 1997 that you never quite found closure on. Meanwhile in news-land there's mysterious drones/orbs floating over New Jersey and Trump is about to invade Canada. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

FESTIVE TIME! And it's Christmas Peerages all round for Keir Starmer and Kemi Badenoch. Meanwhile GB News is sacking all its "talent". ALSO: A German woman murders her doppleganger to fake her own death. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

The next five years are going to be terrible. Let's talk about that. Meanwhile Prince Andrew has embarrassed another of his close friends. AND PornHub is about to be banned in Florida. Thank God they solved the most pressing issue in Child Safety. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

On tonight's Friday night live show, we look at the criticism "THUH LEFT!" get for not crying when a NYC CEO got shot and a man who got exonerated and let out of jail after 24 years - getting a $4m settlement from the City - is on his way back there for murder again. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Sir Keir Starmer is out trying to fill an E.U. shaped trade-hole with rapists and murderers. Meanwhile could Luigi Mangione get off the murder charge by running for President? ALSO: my (probably Autistic) Dad visited. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Private healthcare CEOs are getting murdered. Sir Keir Starmer remains underwhelming and unaware that unless he goes bold he'll be out in four years and this'll all have just been a very brief holiday from Tory Corruption. South Korea's nuts. Syria's kicking off. And a Florida Teacher got caught having a one man “freak-off” in an elementary school. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Gregg Wallace is on Day whatever the fuck it is of his tabloid mauling. We take a look at some of the feminists of convenience who suddenly care about workplace respect. Meanwhile a shamed and bankrupted American energy institution make their comeback. And why not. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Matt Gaetz is on Cameo. Kate Nash is selling pics of her arse to pay for her music/tour. Keir Starmer is pretending to hate immigration... and MORE! Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Tonight we look at Labour's press treatment, Benji's ICC arrest warrant and Italy's offer to come move there for ONE EURO. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

The kids have been sick, Tan got some shit from the Canary and newspapers appear to have run out of news. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Tonight we take a look at Keir Starmer's uninspiring and lacklustre week. ALSO: Plymouth becomes the first of many cities to have its own Tent City within a City. FINALLY: we take a look at an elderly California woman who found a fully grown naked man living under her floorboards. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Nigel Farage wants to be our U.S. Ambassador. The Arch Bishop of Canterbury just got cancelled. And are Meta so desperate to make those quarterly returns that they're selling ads to nonce-bots now? Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon

Hullo! Just a short announcement confirming the post mortem for anyone who isn't subscribed to our socials or our patreon newsletter--but I DO think you should do that hitting join for free right here! Our Palisade post-mortem WILL be streaming tonight over at twitch.tv/friendsatthetable! And here are some things I'm copying and pasting from our last post that you might be interested in :)  To celebrate our anniversary, we're doing a giveaway!! You can enter into the giveaway by going to https://tinyurl.com/fatt10 Armor Astir: Advent, the game we played for the majority of Palisade will be on kickstarter to produce physical copies soon! Go to https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weregazelle/armour-astir-advent-hardback-edition  to sign up for an announcement on when the campaign goes live! In addition to our upcoming anniversary celebration, fans have organized something as well... a dedicated zine to Seasons of Hieron! You can find more information about that here: https://hieronzine.carrd.co/