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Two Blokes and a Mike

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    • May 27, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    #259 - Jacked Up

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 126:08


    Send us a textEpisode 259 - Jacked Up- Chat this wik' Quiz - Game-Competition-Year ???Sma Chat: 2Bampod Texas Scramble Dons win at Hampden...Better than Child being Born ?Man United v Spurs...Amorim changes.WOWMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuy me a coffeeTexas Scramble Thanks.Support the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #258 - Parachute Moo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 119:05


    Send us a textEpisode 258 - Parachute Moo - Chat this wik' Quiz - Game-Competition-Year ???Sma Chat: Staggers, Blackening's & Gearboxes SPL Round Up: Dons bottle Jobs ? Doc down the Road, McInnes to Hearts, Rangers...was the ball over the line ? FA Cup Final: Pep, Henderson & Classy PalaceMan United v Spurs....Toin CossWOWMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuy me a coffeeTexas Scramble Thanks.Support the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #257 - Cauliflower Lungs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 121:52


    Send us a textEpisode 257 - Cauliflower Lungs - Chat this wik' Quiz - Stadium SpecialSma Chat: Baby sitting, Swimming and SwallySPL Round Up: Dons Defeat, Ticket Sales for Final.3rd place Hibs to loseOld FirmEPL: Snooze FestMan United or Spurs in Champions LeagueWOWMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuy me a coffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #256 - Finding Mike

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 127:51


    Send us a textEpisode 256 - Finding MikeChat this wik' Quiz - 9's in 90's Sma Chat: Etap, Holidays & Golden ArchesBrora chances v East KilbrideDons V HibsGoalkeepersLiverpool ChampionsMcTominay in ItaltyWOWMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuy me a coffee 2Bampod Texas UpdateQuestion of the WeekSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #255 - Woke Duck

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 134:22


    Send us a textEpisode 255 - Woke Duck - Chat this wik' Quiz - Top of League SpecialSma Chat: Hampden, Trampolines & 1% Club Dons V Hearts Recap50/50 Split for TicketsMan United in EuropePlaying out from the backWOWMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuy me a coffee -  Thanks to Neil Walker & Stuart AndersonSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #254 - Needles About

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 130:36


    Send us a textEpisode 254 - Needles About - Chat this wik' Quiz - Who Are You - Highland League Champions QuizSma Chat: Sleeping In, Picnics & Lord Throat

    #253 - Poppadom Pile Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 126:57


    Send us a textEpisode 253 - Popadom Pile Up - Chat this wik' Quiz - Who Are You - Most AppearancesSma Chat: Safari, Skip & Standerd Mert Chat

    #252 - North to South

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 129:28


    Send us a textEpisode 252 - North to South - Chat this wik' Quiz - Who Are You - Most AppearancesSma Chat: Special Sauce, Stand Up & Standard Mert' ChatHFL Round Up - Brora one hand on Title, Vale v Turra , Strath v Rothes!! SPL: Dons win, Clarkson & Nisbet. Rangers Defence. McInnesFA Cup RoundThings that are good about Fitba'WOWMug of TruthFantasy MOM - Dek EvansBuy me a coffee - Thanks to Brian Leslie & Graeme pescoddMasters SweepstakeQuestion of the Week. Support the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #251 - Hog-tied

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 123:13


    Send us a textEpisode 251 - Hogtied - Chat this wik' Quiz - Return of Original Who Are You !!Sma Chat: Trampoline, Bouncy Castles and BuffetsHFL Round Up - BOD win v Turra, Title race going to work, Mighty Strath !! Scotland News: Bronze Medals for Kabaddi Team

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    #250 - Puck Plug

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 128:52


    Send us a textEpisode 250 Special Quiz - Return of Original Who Are You !!Sma Chat: Parties, Buffets & Afternoon NapsHFL Round Up - Massive win for Brechin in Highland league Title Race, Late win for Turra v Clach, Vale losing...again. SPL: Rangers in Europe & Old Firm Win, St Mirren Red, Dons snooze fest.EPL - Boring Games and the Newcastle Win at WembleyWOWMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuy me a coffeeRecap of last 250 PodsQuestion of the WeekJoke of the weekSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #249 - Loose Commissioner

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 126:29


    Send us a textEpisode 249 - The lads discuss.Quiz - Manager SpecialSma Chat: Huntly Mert' , Rugby & NewcastleHFL Round Up - Brechin win, Brora drop points, New Chairman at TUFC. SPL: Rangers in Europe, Scottish Cup Action !EPL - Same old Arsenal, City demiseMan United...The Ratcliffe interview.WOWMug of TruthFantasy - MOM Buy me a coffee:Support the showThe Bams are at It !!

    248 - Poo Pourri

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 130:49


    Send us a textEpisode 248 - Full House tonight, the lads discuss.Quiz - Captain SpecialSma Chat: Huntly Mert' TV's & Birthday CakeHFL Round Up - Brechin drop points, Ray Mckinnon & Junior Days SPL: Dons comeback, VAR, Rangers !!!FA Cup Round Up - That Mateta injury and bad tackles.Man United...The Fall !!WOWMug of Truth - Piece, Matching Clothes & Sexy Darters.Buy me a coffee:Support the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #247 - Future's Cumming

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 128:56


    Send us a textEpisode 247 - Dunc aff blawin' cunnels, Mass, Shed & Mike discussQuiz - EPL Sponsor SpecialHFL Round Up - Brechin or Brora ? SPL: Dons win, Old Firm defeatsBye Bye Clement, Hello FergusonEPL Round Up - Liverpool one hand on Title ? WOWMug of Truth - Barbers, Baskets & Those things up top.Fantasy UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #246 - Weeping Bell

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 123:55


    Send us a textEpisode 246 - Weeping BellLads DiscussQuiz - Death SpecialSma Chat - Red Card, Memory & CakesHFL Round UpSPL - Dons winless run ends, How to make SPL BetterEPL Round Up, Enough of AmorimWOWFantasy UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #245 - Full Nelson

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 123:40


    Send us a text245 - Full Nelson, Topic son the Pod this wik'Quiz Top Scorer SpecialSma Chat, Super Bowl, Home Alone & HammiesHFL - Turra beat by Vale, Brechin dropping points.Scottish Cup Round Up, Dons win and performance...No mention of Rangers defeat

    #244 - Strava Sunday

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 144:35


    Send us a text244 - Strava Sunday, Mike is back on the buttons this week.Quiz Celeb SpecialSma Chat, Birthday Parties, OJ & RenovatingHFL - Turra on the Up !! Turra Team or Toonsers

    #243 - Missionary Mum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 147:27


    Send us a text243 - Missionary Mum. Mike off inite, so Mass on the Buttons !!Where are you ? Masters SpecialSma chat: Farming Issue, Gulsh.  HFLSPL: Dons

    242 - FC Uterus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 141:15


    Send us a text242 - FC Uterus. Full Squad Tonight, Mike back on the buttonsWhere are you ? Strip Sponsor SpecialSma chat   HFL: Broch & Brechin doing league proudSPL: Dons @ Ibrox, Elgin WinEPL: Manure speel, Haaland contract, Anthony a go go.W.O.WMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #241 - Monster Baffy's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 132:15


    Send us a text241 - Monster Baffy's , Slips on the Buttons inite as mike takes a night aff'Where are you ? Sma chat   SPL: Usual Dons chatEPL: Manure speel.W.O.WMug of TruthSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #240 - Massive to Miniscule

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 145:54


    Send us a text240 - Massive to Miniscule, Happy new year, 1st episode of 2025...It's a long one.Where are you ? Sma chat   SPL - Dons on the decline, Rangers on the Titanic.EPL: Man United v Liverpool , Forest winning the Prem. W.O.WMug of TruthFantasy Football UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #239 - Zico the Greek

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 129:51


    Send us a text239 - Zico the GreekWhere are you ? Sma chat   Fury v UsykSPL - Dons defeat, Ceptic Draw, Rangers winning, SPL Reds !!EPL: Man City !!! Amorim, Pool Champions ? W.O.WMug of TruthFantasy Football UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #238 - Up in a Lowe'

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 124:05


    Send us a textEpisode 238Where are you ? Sma chat - Lurgy, Lemon Meringue,  Fury v Usyk, SPOTY.World Cup DrawSPL - Killie Red, Hibs Defence, Old Firm Final recapEPL: Martin, Liverpool Class & Pep must go !!W.O.WMug of TruthFantasy Football UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #237 - Snood

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 133:21


    Send us a textEpisode 237Where are you ? Sma chat - Tong, SPL - Dons Draw, Old Firm in Europe.EPL: Chelsea on Fire, Ashworth Bye Bye, City RedWhere are the defender ? W.O.WMug of TruthFantasy Football UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #236 - Mika

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 127:44


    Send us a textEpisode 236 Who are you??? + New Quiz Sma chatSPL - Rangers in Europe, Dons Dropping PointsEPL: Liverpool, Per Antics & Man United win.3pm Black-out ending ??W.O.WMug of TruthFantasy Football UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #235 - Idiosyncrasy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 117:15


    Send us a textEpisode 234 - With the International break, the lads decide to do a Mug Of Truth Special' Who are you???Sma chatSPL - Dons Defeat, Empty Ibrox, Celtic richesEPL: Is pep sackable ? Will Liverpool win Title ? Amorim 1st game W.O.WMug of TruthFantasy Update - Change at the Top !!BuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #234 - Hungry Unicorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 132:10


    Send us a textEpisode 234 - With the International break, the lads decide to do a Mug Of Truth Special' Who are you???Sma chat, Highland League, Buffets & The Meert'Highland League W.O.WMug of TruthBuymeacoffeeTexas Scramble UpdateSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    233 - Market Forces

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 120:27


    Send us a textEpisode 233 - Mass away learning stuff, so slips step into the hot seat. Crap spoken aboot' Who are you???Sma chat, Highland League SPL Round UpEPL Round UpW.O.WMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #232 - LIMP MODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 135:03


    Send us a textEpisode 232 Who are you???Sma chat, Highland League SPL Round UpEPL Round UpW.O.WMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #231 - Backdraft

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 128:23


    Send us a textEpisode 231 - Part Timer Dunc Is back !!  so full squad !!BuymeacoffeeWho are you???Sma chat, Highland League Teams in Scottish Cup ActionDons v Arabs recap and Rangers PredictionsDons / Rangers Combined XISPL Round UpEPL Round Up - Bye Bye Ten HaagW.O.WMug of TruthFantasy UpdateSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #230 - Coo's Lick

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 147:15


    Send us a textEpisode 230 - Dunx away again...Part Timer !!  so the fastest milkman in the NE joins us, SlipsWho are you???Sma chat, Highland League recapDons v Celtic RecapWhat's happening with Rangers ?EPL Round UpW.O.WMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuymeacoffeeSupport the showSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #229 - What's my name again..

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 129:26


    Send us a textEpisode 229 - Mass aff sorting lightbulbs in Blackpool, so the fastest milkman in the NE joins us, SlipsWho are you???Sma chat, Bulls, Bullseye & Bulls***Highland League recapInternational Break Nonsense. Tuchel to EnglandDons v Celtic PredictionsThe Perfect Dons player.Usual Manure ChatW.O.WMug of TruthSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #228 - Justified Homicide

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 137:13


    Send us a textEpisode 228 - Dunc aff babysitting, so the fastest milkman in the NE joins us, SlipsWho are you???Sma chat, Delivering, Garmin, £300 Shop & Eoin JessHighland League recap - 2 Horse RaceOld Firm in EuropeDons 13 unbeatenDundee Red CardEPL Recap - Including Angry Ange Has Champions League lost it Lure ?W.O.WMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuymeacoffee.Support the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #227 - Lemon Squeezer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 133:00


    Send us a textEpisode 227 - Lads are back after a wik aff'  - This weeks yapin includes...Who are you???Sma chat, Birthdays, Travelling, Tups, AJ FinishedHighland League teams in Scottish CupDons dig out win, Devlin in Scot Squad, Officiating in Scotland...why so poor ?ETH on a wobbly bike...time to go ? Man City without Rodri.Goalkeepers playing.Our favourite players growing up.W.O.WMug of TruthFantasy UpdateBuymeacoffee.Thanks for the listen.Head over to our YouTube page to watch the whole episode. Please like & SubscribeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #226 - Dip the Donkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 128:18


    Send us a textEpisode 226 - This weeks yapin includes...Who are you???Sma chat, Quiz & Round aboutsHighland League10 in a row !! Dons v Motherwell recap.Officiating in the SPL - Terrible weekend for refs.English Premiership Round UpW.O.WMug of TruthFantasy UpdateThanks for the listen.Head over to our YouTube page to watch the whole episode. Please like & SubscribeSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #225 - Sock Manipulation

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 142:18


    Send us a textMike is back this week so full squad. This weeks yapin includes...Who are you???Sma chat, Holidays, Cycling & ChippersHighland LeagueReturn of the Duk.International Fitba..Where are all the Scottish Players ?Players you will never see again.Ballon D'or Shortlist or Long ListWanker of the weekMug of TruthSupport the showThe Bams are at It !!

    #224 - Put me in the picture

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 133:59


    Send us a textNae Mike this week but a more than capable replacement in Highland League legend Martin Stewart! This weeks yapin includes...Who are you???Sma chat..Highland LeagueAberdeen splitting the old formCeltic battering RangersA good week for Scottish referees?The new European setup and how the Scottish teams will hold up...Liverpool outclassing UnitedRice red card?Everton collapseAngeball not working in EPL?Wanker of the weekMug of Truth2bampod FantasySupport the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #223 - Killer Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 135:56


    Send us a Text Message.Lads speak aboutWho are you QuizSmall talkOasis are back!!Highland League SPL Dons love inEPL United and moreWOWMug of TruthFantasy Football.Support the Show.Support the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #222 - Bampod BBQ

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 130:03


    Send us a Text Message.Lads speak aboutWho are you QuizFits abidy' been up 2 ?Highland League SPL EPL Opening WeekendMount Rushmore - ManagersWOWMug of TruthFantasy Football.Support the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #221 - Battle of the Bulge

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 121:03


    Send us a Text Message.Lads speak aboutWho are you QuizFits abidy' been up 2 ?OlympicsHighland League SPL Charity ShieldEPL PredictionsWOWMug of truthFantasy Football.Support the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #220 - Hoy your wrang

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 116:59


    Send us a Text Message.Lads speak aboutWho are you not QuizFits abidy' been up 2 ?OlympicsHighland League SPL OpenersCharity Shield, SigningsTop 5 Scottish SportspersonsWOWMug of truthFantasy is Back !!Buy me a coffee thanks to Big Sandy & Andy Ross Support the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #219 - The Relay

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 115:13


    Send us a Text Message.Full Squad Tonight Lads speak aboutWho are you Quiz....Fits abidy' been up 2 ? W.O.W ⚓The Olympics

    #218 - Calendar Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 132:42


    Send us a Text Message.Full Squad Tonight Lads speak aboutWho are you QuizFits abidy' been up 2 ?Highland League Season PredictionsSPL NewsEPL NewsDunc & Shed on Euro'sWOWMug of truthFantasy is Back !!Buy me a coffee thanks to Paull Downie & Graeme Giles

    #217 - JUST THE 2 OF US

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 104:36


    Send us a Text Message.With Shed off on Holiday Again & Dunc away the watch football "The Brains" of 2Bampod Mass & Mike spik aboot.Who Are You Quiz !!Weekly Catch Up ….WimbledonBob and Scottish Open WinEuro FinalEngland Autopsy.Player. Goal & Team of The Tournament.Other Football news. Dons return to Action, Where's Duk ?WOWThe Mug of Truth Euro 2024 Fantasy / SweeperBuy Me A Coffee. Thanks to Lewis Mam & Rob Macpherson.Support the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #216 - Adamant Feeder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 109:26


    Send us a Text Message.With Shed off on Holiday Again !!, Mass, Dunc  & Mike aka "The Founding Members" Discuss,Who Are You Quiz !!Weekly Catch Up ….Lewis win at British GPWimbledon, who is watching ?England performances.Who is favourite to win EurosRonaldo.....Just give up !!Other Football news.New Wales Manager.St Johnstone buy outRangers @ HampdenWOWThe Mug of Truth Euro 2024 Fantasy / SweeperBuy Me A Coffee. Thanks to Tommy Bruce, Jamie Buchan & Pongo Shearer.Support the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #215 - Gaza Strip

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 133:05


    Send us a Text Message.Mass, Dunc & Mike are back from Germany while Shed has been sharpening chisels.On the Pod This WeekWho Are You Quiz !!Weekly Catch Up ….Weddings, BBQ's and BT Cables.2BAMPOD In GermanyHighlight's of MunichLow Lights of Cologne.Tartan Army March and that National Anthem.Stuttgart and Scotland Performances.Can England win the Euros ?Barron to RangersWOWThe Mug of Truth. Euro FantasyBuy me a coffee. Thanks to Aidan Baillie, Bryan McKinnon & Brent BruceBirthday Spot - Happy Birthday to Paddy & Mia Support the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #214 - Muscle Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 118:06


    Mass, Dunc , Shed & Mike aka "The Founding Members" Discuss,Who Are You Quiz !!Weekly Catch Up ….Shed returns from Vegas.Inverness Caley ...what is going on ?Scotland preparations, Room for sentiment in Football ?Southgate PicksMan City and charging the EPL.Bye Bye Plastic PitchesMount Rushmore - MidfieldersWOWThe Mug of Truth. Buy me a coffee.2BAMPOD to Germany.Support the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #203 - Backstreet Bams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2024 110:42


    With Shed off on Holiday, Mass, Dunc  & Mike aka "The Founding Members" Discuss,Who Are You Quiz !!Weekly Catch Up ….Champions League FinalAncelotti the GOAT ?Mbappe to RealSPL News, Killie SigningsBye Bye Plastic PitchesEuro Build Up.Scotland newsEuro PredictionsMikes Euro in it to win it QuizManager Merry Go Round.WOWThe Mug of Truth Euro 2024 Fantasy / SweeperSupport the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #212 - Tabby Birthday

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 120:56


    Mass, Dunc Shed & Mike Discuss,Who Are You Quiz !!Weekly Catch Up ….Old Firm FinalDon Cowie & Staggies staying up How Much is Bojan worth ? Super Caley go ballistic the board are atrociousMan United v Man City FA Cup Final.Kompany to Munich.Manager Merry Go Round.Justice League Final Results..*WOWThe Mug of Truth Buy me a Coffee & Spread shirt Update.Euro 2024 Fantasy. Scotland SquadsSupport the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #211 - Unpreniteiable

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 132:51


    Mass, Dunc Shed & Mike Discuss,Who Are You Quiz !!Weekly Catch Up ….Cycling, Flying , Swimming & PaintingFury v UsykUS PGASPL Round Up...Recap of seasonEPL Round Up...Pep, Foden & the 115 ChargesRecap of HL, SPL & EPL Predictions Justice League WOWThe Mug of Truth Fantasy Update.Buy me a Coffee & Spread shirt Update.Euro 2024 Fantasy. England & Scotland SquadsSupport the Show.The Bams are at It !!

    #210 - Calvin' Coo's

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 144:03


    #209 - Enter The Dragon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 126:50


    Mass, Dunc Shed & Mike Discuss,Who Are You Quiz !!Weekly Catch Up Buckie Thistle search for new managerSPL Round Up...Relegation Battle, Old Firm PredictionEPL Round Up...Man U capitulation, Chelsea Rise, West Ham, Ange-ballJustice League Mount Rushmore of Defenders'WOWThe Mug of Truth Fantasy Update.Buy me a Coffee...Big Thanks BP Mannie

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