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Astrology. Pop culture. LGBTIQ. Love, and heartbreak. Your hosts Keren (Gemini) and Etai (Aries) just like every Jennifer Lopez movie character, are trying to make ends meet while staying authentic and looking great in a tracksuit. Join us on this astrological journey.

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    • Feb 21, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 98: Your Therapist Star Sign

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 40:59


    Episode 97: HOW ARE YOU?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 45:33


    Hi hi hi.... why is 'how are you' such a triggering question? what would you bury at the funeral for your insecurities and what is your wish for the Jewish New Year?XoxoKeren and Etai

    Episode 96: The Spark

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 45:56


    Hi everyone!!! Hope you are surviving this retrograde... In times of need and despair, we look up to the wise Aquarius, Oprah. This episode we are trying to figure out how to keep the spark alive using Oprah's tips. Are they helpful? mmm......We also try to figure out what the fuck is happening with Jlo and Ben - double Leo, can it work 18 years later?Anyway, as always, it's a bumpy ride. Xoxo

    Episode 95: Dancing With The Devil

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 33:49


    What a wild ride. Addictions. Demi. Montero. Aries Season. All of it. xx

    Episode 94: And Just Like That...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 38:58


    Sex And The City is coming back! (minus Samantha) and we got some things to say about it. We also talk about Astrology and conspiracy theories and of course Anti by Rihanna,

    Episode 93: It's Been A While

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 37:31


    Quoting the legendary miss Britney Spears, we know we shouldn't have kept you waiting, but we're here now. Inspired by Esther Perel's webinar, this episode is all about mentors, the people who see us and leave a mark in our story.

    Episode 92: Jessica Lanyadoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 85:45


    Say hi to one of our favorite episodes to date. We had the privilege of speaking to Jessica Lanyadoo, the Capricorn we all need in our lives. Wise and practical! Join us in this conversation on queerness, tennis balls, vitamins, hope, determination, Jesus and a million of other things.

    Episode 92: Jessica Lanyadoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 85:45


    Say hi to one of our favorite episodes to date. We had the privilege of speaking to Jessica Lanyadoo, the Capricorn we all need in our lives. Wise and practical! Join us in this conversation on queerness, tennis balls, vitamins, hope, determination, Jesus and a million of other things.

    Episode 91: Rebellion

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 53:07


    Mercury retro is over, so it's safe to speak again. This episode we share some of our retrograde horror stories, but also look up to the most iconic rebels out there who inspire us to rebel against the evil forces in this world. We even managed to not talk about politics at least 5 times this episode. Enjoy xx

    Episode 91: Rebellion

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 53:07


    Mercury retro is over, so it's safe to speak again. This episode we share some of our retrograde horror stories, but also look up to the most iconic rebels out there who inspire us to rebel against the evil forces in this world. We even managed to not talk about politics at least 5 times this episode. Enjoy xx

    Episode 90: Bitch, Be Humble (cause of the evil eye)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 47:37


    Do you believe in the evil eye? well whether if you do or you don't, we got some new for you - it's real and it was probably placed on you by a Scorpio. How to know if you're affected? How to fight it? all the answers are in this episode. Sorry for the shitty sound, the cat dropped the mic!!!

    Episode 90: Bitch, Be Humble (cause of the evil eye)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 47:37


    Do you believe in the evil eye? well whether if you do or you don't, we got some new for you - it's real and it was probably placed on you by a Scorpio. How to know if you're affected? How to fight it? all the answers are in this episode. Sorry for the shitty sound, the cat dropped the mic!!!

    Episode 89: REGRET @fojam

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 57:34


    The amazing people at Fojam Melbourne invited us once again to do a live episode. We spoke about regret, atonement, people who need to ask us for forgiveness, reparenting, and so so so much more. Tune in here or watch the live episode on our IGTV. Please check out @fojammelbourne for incredible content. Xoxo

    Episode 89: REGRET @fojam

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 57:34


    The amazing people at Fojam Melbourne invited us once again to do a live episode. We spoke about regret, atonement, people who need to ask us for forgiveness, reparenting, and so so so much more. Tune in here or watch the live episode on our IGTV. Please check out @fojammelbourne for incredible content. Xoxo

    Episode 88: #reparenting #chromatica

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 39:25


    The two things that affected the past month the most for us were Chromatica, Lady Gaga's new album and way of understanding life, and the hashtag reparenting, which is all th evalidation anyone can ask for. Of course Virgo month had some effect on us as well, but that's only if you believe Astrology is real.

    Episode 88: Reparenting & Chromatica

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 39:25


    The two things that affected the past month the most for us were Chromatica, Lady Gaga's new album and way of understanding life, and the hashtag reparenting, which is all th evalidation anyone can ask for. Of course Virgo month had some effect on us as well, but that's only if you believe Astrology is real.

    Episode 87: ERIS WAP

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 36:21


    Did you hear about Eris? She is the sister planet of Mars, and she is not playing around. This week we spoke about how society treats the Eris women in our lives, and why they are so important. We also came up with a genius plan (if we say so ourselves) of how to fix all the problems in the world. (spoiler: it has to do with the Mean Girls screenplay) Love you all.

    Episode 87: ERIS WAP

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 36:21


    Did you hear about Eris? She is the sister planet of Mars, and she is not playing around. This week we spoke about how society treats the Eris women in our lives, and why they are so important. We also came up with a genius plan (if we say so ourselves) of how to fix all the problems in the world. (spoiler: it has to do with the Mean Girls screenplay) Love you all.

    Episode 86: #FREEBRITNEY?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 48:36


    Many of you asked for this episode - so here it is!It's no secret Brtney Sagittarius icon means a lot to us so we did our best making this episode with respect and care for her.On Thursday the 30th 8PM Australia time we are going live on our Instagram page as part of the FOJAM festival. Make sure to join us :)

    Episode 86: #FREEBRITNEY?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 48:36


    Many of you asked for this episode - so here it is!It's no secret Brtney Sagittarius icon means a lot to us so we did our best making this episode with respect and care for her.On Thursday the 30th 8PM Australia time we are going live on our Instagram page as part of the FOJAM festival. Make sure to join us :)

    Episode 85: Focusing On Our Careers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 50:16


    Hi everyone!Cancer Season is here! We decided to ditch the questions on focus on things that are more important, like how to get your grandma off your back when she asks you about when are you going to get married but you are actually a lesbian but you don't want to come out. We also talk about how to control your ex's narrative, we pull out some cards and discuss the retrogrades! This Ep has got a little bit of everything.

    Episode 85: Focusing On Our Careers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 50:16


    Hi everyone!Cancer Season is here! We decided to ditch the questions on focus on things that are more important, like how to get your grandma off your back when she asks you about when are you going to get married but you are actually a lesbian but you don't want to come out. We also talk about how to control your ex's narrative, we pull out some cards and discuss the retrogrades! This Ep has got a little bit of everything.

    Episode 84: How To Fall In Love Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2020 53:00


    Part 2 is here.Tune in to here us answer fun questions like "what is your most treasured memory?" and horrifying questions like "do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?"

    Episode 84: How To Fall In Love Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2020 53:00


    Part 2 is here.Tune in to here us answer fun questions like "what is your most treasured memory?" and horrifying questions like "do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?"

    Episode 83: How To Fall In Love Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 60:25


    So apparently there are these 36 questions designed to make you fall in love with someone. As a podcast which celebrates platonic love, we decided to do it and report. In this episode we are doing the first set of the 36 questions!Did we become closer? did we end up fighting? this is only the beginning.

    Episode 83: How To Fall In Love Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 60:25


    So apparently there are these 36 questions designed to make you fall in love with someone. As a podcast which celebrates platonic love, we decided to do it and report. In this episode we are doing the first set of the 36 questions!Did we become closer? did we end up fighting? this is only the beginning.

    Episode 82: Solar Returning Y’all

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 57:19


    IT'S OUR 2ND BIRTHDAY!Against the odds, and Aries and a Gemini kept a podcast alive for 2 years now. Who would've thought. Anyway, we made a sweet birthday episode, talking about some of the most iconic characters and star signs who were a part of these two years, where are they now? Tune in to find out. We talked a little bit about the meaning of Solar Return, the implications of living with a Virgo moon, with a Gemini moon, and just in general. We also talked about the worst thing you can do to a Leo (hint: #poormichelle) Also, it wouldn't be an Astrology Roast episode without talking about J.lo, Britney and heartbreak. Shout out to our Pisces couch RIP. Thank you for listening to our podcast!!!

    Episode 82: Solar Returning Y’all

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 57:19


    IT'S OUR 2ND BIRTHDAY!Against the odds, and Aries and a Gemini kept a podcast alive for 2 years now. Who would've thought. Anyway, we made a sweet birthday episode, talking about some of the most iconic characters and star signs who were a part of these two years, where are they now? Tune in to find out. We talked a little bit about the meaning of Solar Return, the implications of living with a Virgo moon, with a Gemini moon, and just in general. We also talked about the worst thing you can do to a Leo (hint: #poormichelle) Also, it wouldn't be an Astrology Roast episode without talking about J.lo, Britney and heartbreak. Shout out to our Pisces couch RIP. Thank you for listening to our podcast!!!

    Episode 81: we found hope in a hopeless place

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2020 52:35


    This episode we are talking about the H word. Hope. If you heard more than one episode of this podcast you know it isn't a topic we are so good at, but we sure did try our best.Obviously our way of talking about hope was through Britney burning her gym down as well as classic Hollywood movies such as Erin Brockovich and Coyote Ugly. We manage talking about a mung beans cleanse that maybe worked and maybe didn't work. We did manage to talk about reincarnation, the Bechtdel test, and much much more.

    Episode 81: we found hope in a hopeless place

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2020 52:35


    This episode we are talking about the H word. Hope. If you heard more than one episode of this podcast you know it isn't a topic we are so good at, but we sure did try our best.Obviously our way of talking about hope was through Britney burning her gym down as well as classic Hollywood movies such as Erin Brockovich and Coyote Ugly. We manage talking about a mung beans cleanse that maybe worked and maybe didn't work. We did manage to talk about reincarnation, the Bechtdel test, and much much more.

    Episode 80: Ambiguous Grief

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 46:41


    So this week there is still a world pandemic so we decided to address the elephant in the room and talk about a topic we know very well - grief!What are we grieving for? and where are we on the staged of grief? But obviously we can't be just serious, so we talk about the Scorpio from Instagram, the loss of a mirror, and some other stuff.This episode we also mention and learn from all of these amazing people: Esther Perel, Colin Bedell, Aliza Kelly and Nadiya Shah! Follow all of them!!!

    Episode 80: Ambiguous Grief

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 46:41


    So this week there is still a world pandemic so we decided to address the elephant in the room and talk about a topic we know very well - grief!What are we grieving for? and where are we on the staged of grief? But obviously we can't be just serious, so we talk about the Scorpio from Instagram, the loss of a mirror, and some other stuff.This episode we also mention and learn from all of these amazing people: Esther Perel, Colin Bedell, Aliza Kelly and Nadiya Shah! Follow all of them!!!

    Episode 79: Life After Corona (we are the worst)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 47:23


    We tried to imagine what the world after corona virus looks like, and would the star signs be happy with it. Turns out we are privileged dicks and we apologize in advance. Tune in to this one to hear about Adidas branded masks, Zoom Passovers, keep cups and some self compassion.Sending love and health wishes to everyone xx

    Episode 79: Life After Corona (we are the worst)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 47:23


    We tried to imagine what the world after corona virus looks like, and would the star signs be happy with it. Turns out we are privileged dicks and we apologize in advance. Tune in to this one to hear about Adidas branded masks, Zoom Passovers, keep cups and some self compassion.Sending love and health wishes to everyone xx

    Episode 78: We're Still Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 46:27


    Sick of making sourdough? Have you finished watching Tiger King? Sick of going live on Insta? Can't do another zoom workout?Here is an episode for you.Can't recall what we have been talking about on this one. Tune in and we will make it through together.

    Episode 78: We're Still Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 46:27


    Sick of making sourdough? Have you finished watching Tiger King? Sick of going live on Insta? Can't do another zoom workout?Here is an episode for you.Can't recall what we have been talking about on this one. Tune in and we will make it through together.

    Episode 77: Signs In Quarantine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 79:23


    What the fuck is happening? We have no idea. BUT - we made an episode that will hopefully help you go through this quarantine. Anything you need to know about how every sign is dealing with being stuck at home is right here in this episode. Taurus - sorry in advance. Sending everyone so much love at this time x

    Episode 77: Signs In Quarantine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 79:23


    What the fuck is happening? We have no idea. BUT - we made an episode that will hopefully help you go through this quarantine. Anything you need to know about how every sign is dealing with being stuck at home is right here in this episode. Taurus - sorry in advance. Sending everyone so much love at this time x

    Episode 76: The Original Feminists

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 47:44


    Ok firstly for the record the title is a joke, don't @ us. Other than tune in this week for a conversation about Dua Lipa, the end of the world, Lady Gaga, Women's Day, Virgo use of KPI for dating, English as a second language and honestly - a million more topics. Thanks for listening to us! We love you. Xx

    Episode 76: The Original Feminists

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 47:44


    Ok firstly for the record the title is a joke, don't @ us. Other than tune in this week for a conversation about Dua Lipa, the end of the world, Lady Gaga, Women's Day, Virgo use of KPI for dating, English as a second language and honestly - a million more topics. Thanks for listening to us! We love you. Xx

    Episode 75: Happy Pisces Retrograde

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 39:22


    Another day another retrograde. Could a retrograde be a positive thing? if running into your ex, his wife and their two children is positive, then yes. Some side effect of the retrograde might be making up a fake roommate named Brett. Also, we tried to record this episode 3 times!!! if that doesn't prove that Astrology is real, we really don't know what is. Love you all.

    Episode 75: Happy Pisces Retrograde

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 39:22


    Another day another retrograde. Could a retrograde be a positive thing? if running into your ex, his wife and their two children is positive, then yes. Some side effect of the retrograde might be making up a fake roommate named Brett. Also, we tried to record this episode 3 times!!! if that doesn't prove that Astrology is real, we really don't know what is. Love you all.

    Episode 74: Queer Cosmos

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2020 37:07


    This week we are interviewing Colin Bedell, a queer astrologer, author, Gemini stellium, Britney fan and overall a super smart and funny person we we're so luck to have on the podcast. We spoke about Britney's foot, the epidemic of loneliness, why Geminis should get a better reputation and the relationship the queer community has with Astrology. Check Colin's Instagram @queercosmos and his new book called Gemini

    Episode 74: Queer Cosmos

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 37:07


    This week we are interviewing Colin Bedell, a queer astrologer, author, Gemini stellium, Britney fan and overall a super smart and funny person we we're so luck to have on the podcast. We spoke about Britney's foot, the epidemic of loneliness, why Geminis should get a better reputation and the relationship the queer community has with Astrology. Check Colin's Instagram @queercosmos and his new book called Gemini

    Episode 73: Love Cauldron

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 51:06


    Is there a topic we haven't covered this episoe? not really. Valentine's day? covered. Iphone VS Samsung? covered. Jlo and Shakira? covered. Childhood trauma and ways to solve it? covered. Astrology? who can say really. Either way we are so happy to be back with another rollercoaster of an episode of Astrology Roast.

    Episode 73: Love Cauldron

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 51:06


    Is there a topic we haven't covered this episoe? not really. Valentine's day? covered. Iphone VS Samsung? covered. Jlo and Shakira? covered. Childhood trauma and ways to solve it? covered. Astrology? who can say really. Either way we are so happy to be back with another rollercoaster of an episode of Astrology Roast.

    Episode 72: One in a Thousand

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2020 49:24


    Hi ya'll how's 2020 treating you so far?Tune in to hear about our new year's eve (19 days later) and about Capricorn season which is just about to pass.We also talk about King Solomon and his star sign (shout out to god and the bible), which star signs work at an advertising agency, and PLENTY MORE!

    Episode 72: One in a Thousand

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2020 49:24


    Hi ya'll how's 2020 treating you so far?Tune in to hear about our new year's eve (19 days later) and about Capricorn season which is just about to pass.We also talk about King Solomon and his star sign (shout out to god and the bible), which star signs work at an advertising agency, and PLENTY MORE!

    Episode 71: Nadiya Shah

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2020 49:31


    This is what dreams are made of. We got a chance to interview our absolute favourite Astrologer who is a huge part of our astrological journey and one of the biggest inspirations for us to start this podcast - Nadiya Shah.We has an incredible conversation with her, talking about some of the most burning questions in the astromeme world. Are cusps real? Is there a 13th sign? And most importantly - what does this decade have in store for us???Part of our conversation is on this episode, and the other part os on Nadiya’s youtube channel. Check it out.

    Episode 71: Nadiya Shah

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2020 49:31


    This is what dreams are made of. We got a chance to interview our absolute favourite Astrologer who is a huge part of our astrological journey and one of the biggest inspirations for us to start this podcast - Nadiya Shah.We has an incredible conversation with her, talking about some of the most burning questions in the astromeme world. Are cusps real? Is there a 13th sign? And most importantly - what does this decade have in store for us???Part of our conversation is on this episode, and the other part os on Nadiya’s youtube channel. Check it out.

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