Florida Pod Men: A Florida Man Podcast

If stories were food, we'd be serving up drinks, appetisers, a couple of main courses and some dessert. Loosen your belts!

Wrapping up our 10th season we go very off topic but do manage to tell two new Florida Man stories. One has a giant knife.

After a long pre-amble about airplane seats and travel tips, we meet two Florida Men who get up to some bad stuff in traffic.

Nearly-nude crime at a mini-golf course. The host of a haunted house gets pistol-whipped.

The most off-topic episode yet. Eventually we get around to two stories about Florida Men and their cars.

This week: Crimes involving meat, Sprite, a crotch, a couch, a doctor, a migration and either a liver or a spleen.

Two naughty mums battle it out. There's a long story about a famous knitter and Chris contemplates if cows have faces.

This one will forever be known as the "flipping birds, smashing wheelchairs, doing donuts, spitting silicone, collapsing lungs, popping intestines" episode.

Featuring a soggy getaway and a soggier lottery ticket. Chris also combs his beard.

Do people even read these descriptions?

We see how far you might go to satisfy those taste buds and Captain Bringdown gives us a medical mystery tour. Only in Florida.

In this episode we'll take a peek at one of Florida's serial mischief makers and analyse another bullet-through-ballsack incident

We are back in Florida for a brand new season! Back to basics. Bring on the mayhem!

The scratching is over. In our final Needlescratch episode we deal with some creepy stories that are almost too weird to be true. The fact that there's a doll in one of them guarantees creepiness.

A quick episode this week. All sorts of talk about thumbs, puffins, brains and Lego.

Two famously bad experiences needlescratched to include their lesser-known happy endings. You think you know these viral stories, but you don't. Unless you do. Then you can skip this episode.

OOPS! We had lost this early episode due to technical reasons but have now un-lost it. Scary stories abound. Maybe not for the sensitive listener...

Get out your accordions! We start in France with a corrupt, haunted politician and then we head to New England for a bit of a sea shanty.

Suspicious substances abound in this episode. We go behind the scenes of a Netflix hit and to a weird village in Brazil.

More stories about missing loved ones. In typical FPM fashion, the loved ones aren't quite what you expect.

Two missing husbands today. Both missing for very different reasons.

We're confident in saying that this is the only podcast episode ever to feature a sexy pub injury and two dead Frenchmen. Prove us wrong!

Lots of short stories this week. Brain damage, dying wishes, a mysterious whale, bad firefighting and even worse pronounciation.

A Yorkshirman, a Canadian, a thumb in a can of pop, a flying sandwich, an organ donation reality show and a suspicious bank customer.

Everything is rotten in today's two stories. Literally.

Time for two more news stories with a twist. We start with a serious story and then things get ridiculous.

We're back...with a twist. And the twist is that our stories this season all have plot twists. They don't necessarily feature Florida Men or Idiots from around the world either. That's probably another twist. Hey ho. Cue the needlescratch...

Two Chinese idiots ruin a UNESCO Heritage Site and a distinguished career is ruined over Zoom. We also say goodbye as we move on to something else.

Shiny artistic poop & a suspected mass killing feature as we try to salvage some stories from one of the officially crap letters of the alphabet.

Sweet treats abound in an episode that wasn't supposed to be Xmas themed but one of us missed the brief.

How fitting. It's Xmas time and we're at the letter X. Two Christmas movies cause holiday confusion and Candian kids turn into dirty Santas.

Art & Nudity! We visit the Louvre to meet a protesting idiot. Then we take a trip to the wilderness as two Aussies get chased by a deer. We also have a great offer on a credit card for some reason.

Theft of a "toy" leaves a man in the doghouse. Bumbling crooks are one step away from the perfect heist.

A robber who is packing heat in more ways than one dons a terrible disguise and we celebrate the idiocy of parents who give their kids terrible names.

An idiot gets sucked out of a window because she refused to stop filming a tornado. Oh, and a tattoo artist draws a wang on a customer's back.

Two bookworms do battle in Antarctica and everybody was kung-fu fighting at a formal occasion on a beach.

This week we discuss an on-air spat at the BBC and a man of God who likes to have hired "companions" eat snacks off his body.

A TV gameshow scandal unravels due to the idiocy in our first story. We also revisit a former iVPOTUS...the i is for idiot.

A gardening dispute leads to a loss of fingers, but not in the way you'd expect. A video game console gets sold with a special "power up".

Our first idiot thinks he's an owl. Our second idiot involves beans, a bucket and a web cam. One of them is our highest scoring idiot ever!

This week we start by discussing journalistic idiocy as a reporter asks all the wrong questions about some mystery pasta. We shift gears to explore a stupid lawsuit after a hug goes horribly wrong.

This week's stories: A lack of onions leads to a drunk duo trashing a popular fast food restaurant and a Mexican Mayor finds an unusual bride.

Liars, losers and life lessons. Bono makes a guest appearance in our L-themed episode featuring a fake funeral and misjudged invisibility.

Kevin tells a story about a burglar who will probably wind up as a food blogger and Chris introduces us to Kevin the Idiot. But not the co-host Kevin. He's an idiot too, but you've already met him.

This week, one of our 'J' themed idiots get skewered at a sporting event while the other sticks parts of his body in people's food at a restaurant. This sort of stuff shouldn't surprise you any more.

'I' does indeed stand for idiot in one of our stories this week as a customer service representative gets their revenge. The other story mainly involves ice, but the guys in the story are also idiots. Not a stretch, as that's what this podcast is about.

We're more than halfway through the halfway point of the alphabet. To celebrate, we feature a tragic story about fireworks and a funny story about pastry.

This week's entries into The League are brought to you by the letter G. You'll hear about dumb Guinness World Record attempts and a guy who draws a world-record amount of wieners in a fit of rage.

In an episode that has disappointingly few F-Bombs, we'll also use no F's in our episode description. This week: a banana wielding TV hooligan gets beat up and a mother loves Costa Rica so much, she doesn't mind a bit of pretend death.

Being the crazy rebels that we are, today's 'E' themed episode, or E-pisode, could easily be episode D or G as it features stories about a Dumb Dad & Grandad's Grenade. At least we didn't call it an Explosive Egg-stravaganza. Until now.

Our first 'D' themed idiot this week features construction-equipment inflicted vengence. We follow that up with a domino-effect of criminal hilarity...punctuated with the epic line, "Daddy Needs Gas"!