Globtopics

Ok young thugs, SWD is back and BIGGER AND LONGER THAN EVER!!! This eppie is blessed by the king himself Forrest. You know when the Trifecta is completed the eppies become unstoppable. However I have work at 5 so ima make this description quick. Macho Man Globey Slabage, Chubba Hubba Hubba, who's worth goin' broke (FAAB) for, no more whites on the football field, Isaiah's a cowboy fan now, Chargers are gonna win a super bowl, week 3 predictions, Jon Jones arrested........ again, Fight Announcements, UFC 266: Just Bleed Recap, UFC Fight Night Santos v. Walker Preview, AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!

Yeah so I forgot to upload the cast last night, give me a break. Its only the greatest sports podcast on the planet, Sports With Dorks. his week we cover Isaiah's comeback for the ages. Then in foosball talk we cover the Injury Bananza, Who's Hansel, and who's dookie. Then in MMA talk we cover some retirement news, fight announcements, UFC Fight Night Smith v. Spann Recap, and a UFC 266 preview. Gang gang.

Well folks, week one of the NFL's regular season is in the bag, and boy do we have the updates. Whether it's injuries, big plays, and waiver interest. SWDs has got you covered. Then we talk the Triller freak show.  And finally we cover the UFC being back this weekend with another fantastic Fight Night at the UFC Apex in Las Vegas. Of course we had to sprinkle in some technical difficulties, because that's how we roll baby.

Once again, the young kings have blessed the people with the greatest sports show ever made. This week the gang covers why Isaiah looks like a zombie. Another excuse from Glob about being late. Then heavy on the Foosball talk, with a nice light MMA cherry on top recapping the most recent fight night/British invasion. Hide yo Mommas, and hide yo wifes, SWD is in town.

The greatest Sports show ever made, SWD,  back with the audio quality at 100. This week the dorks go over The BDB League Draft (unofficial name.) Isaiah covers the major HUH's???, and some major dubs from the draft with a little help from his anger translator, The Fantasy Football Foo. Then the gang finishes foosball talk with some news and ESPN's most wanted. In fight talk the gang goes over some of the latest UFC fight announcements with possibly one of the greatest cards this year targeted for November at MSG. Then Fight Night: Barboza v. Chikadze gets Recaped. And finally SWDs previews this nexts weeks UFC Fight Night: Till v. Brunson. In another action packed episode of Dragonball D!!!!!!!

Well gang another great eppie, same awful SD card. So this time is just used the zoom audio. Regardless we got sad foosball news and just bleed level MMA breakdowns. Its SWD baby.

Well folks, another tremendous eppie of SWD in the bag. With a light week in MMA, we compensate with THE FINAL PRESEASON MOCK DRAFT (see if I'm still a tard.) Also the SD card got full, so I deleted some files and called it good. However, the recorder didn't like that and so there are a couple hiccups at the end of the eppie, and a lil bit of audio was lost (barely anything.) On the video version of the eppie, I was able to just supplement with the audio from the zoom recording. So if you're reading this on YouTube, have no fear, I broke my back to keep all the audio and also sorta sync it up. So congrats. But, if you're on a podcast platform, I just kept the WAV as the file that I uploaded. Just quicker and easier. Could I have just converted the MP4 into a WAV or MP3 and just put it up. Sure, I just didn't really feeeeeeeeel like it.

Wow, another classic SWD. Everything you could ever want. Foosball talk with more MY LEGS than a Spongebob compilation. MMA talk about the baddest man on the planet.(?) And so much liquor, the Billdoser himself would be hard pressed to match our energy. 16 weeks deep, 1/3 of a year, 1/3 hard, 1/3 of the way to 1% of our full potential. It's SWD.

Woooooow, holy crap I'm tired. So ima make this quick. The eppie is great. Foosball talk, mock draft, and MMA talk; you know it. With MANY SPECIAL GUESTS.

The SWD boys are back in town, and there's only one topic of discussion on the table. Sports. To be particular, Football news, Derailments, UFC Recaps and Previews. You know, the good ol' Sports With Dorks you're used to by now. *Mwa* big kiss for you cutie.

Wow, what an episode. This eppie the gang goes over changes to the fantasy league. Foosball new and updates. UFC fight night review and picks for next weeks card. A couple new drops get added to the soundboard. And some big potty words get said, and you'd never guess who says them.

Another crazy week in the bag. Whether its big football moves, legs blowing up, or getting featured on The Real Ass Podcast, SWD is full steam ahead. However, crazy week means short descriptions. Soooooooo yeah, Football stuff, UFC 264 breakdown, lil preview for next weeks card. Bada Boom, Bada Bing.

Wow, what a fantastic episode we have here folks. This may be the most hard donged SWD ever made. NFL TALK: Isaiah covers a few news topics before the gang gets into the big boy games. SWD Mock Draft 2, with special guest Forrest!!! Finally, the question will be answered, is Robert still football retarded? (spoiler alert, yeah)UFC TALK: The gang had too much fun coming off the mock draft, so Forrest was able to stick around and talk UFC 264.  The fights get broken down, as well as some basics on MMA betting.ufc please don't get mad at me, I literally just played highlights I found on youtube

The Dorks are back at it once again, breaking down all the essential Football and MMA news.NFL TALK:  For football this week the gang cover news, some sleepers picks for fantasy football, and go over teams Isaiah is avoiding like gas station sushi. As well as some players ADP that you might be surprised about. MMA TALK: The gang reacts to Joe Schilling knocking out some random drunk. TUF finally starts getting interesting. UFC Fight Night: Gane vs Volkov recap. And finally, Dana White announces the fight between Derrick Lewis and Ciryl Gane for the interim heavyweight title.Tune in or you're Gase.

When it comes down to it, this is the spookiest conspiracy that I've talked about. We're talking about the new PS5 exclusive, Abandoned, from Blue Box Game Studios. And long story short, a bunch of people (including me) think this is actually the next Silent Hill game that is being made by non other than Hideo Kojima. Is it hopeful thinking? For sure. Are there some aspects to the conspiracy that almost seem like reaching? Definitely. Is there a bunch of fishy stuff about this game and Blue Box Game Studios? ABSOLUTELY!!!

What could be better than Sports With Dorks? MORE SPORTS WITH DORKS!!! So the gang pulled out an extra long eppie, just for the boys.NFL TALK: More off season fantasy news, injuries, coach speak, and hype. Isaiah makes a bust call and a hype call. Cat Sounds. Then the tragic, yet optimistic, career of Antonio Brown.UFC TALK: TUF's less than stellar season start. UFC Fight Night: Zombie vs. Ige Recap. UFC Fight Night: Gane vs. Volkav Preview.

Its been almost a year. Within that short amount of time, Globtopics has collected thousand of downloads from Goobers all around the world. It truly has become, The Number One Podcast on the planet. This episode is dedicated to those who make it possible, the Goobers. So I opened up the phone lines and let the fans call in. Needless to say, it got pretty wild...

Well, I told Isaiah to not worry about the technical stuff and that I had it under control... It honestly wasn't too bad, just our call in guest couldn't hear Isaiah (which he probably preferred anyways.) All in all, great eppie, I'm just wiped and don't have time to write a description. You get it. Love ya xoxo

The Nintendawgs are back at it once again. This eppie we break down the special time of year where all the developers from all the game companies come together and sell us empty promises. Okay, that's a little harsh. In fact, this years E3 was pleasantly surprising. Damo and I break down the games and announcements we were excited about while saving some excitement for the Tuesday (as in today) Nintendo show.

Wow, SWD did it again. NFL TALK: This week the gang covers, Julio Jones' new home, Aaron Rogers wanting to run away from home, and Brett Favre's Crocs. UFC TALK: TUF signing iffy talent, UFC Fight Night Recap, and a UFC 263 preview.

Back at it again with the young god, Damo. This time we speculate on what we think will be shown at E3 2021. I can say that I was confidently going into this E3 thinking that there will be noting of substance. Fortunately, the white cloud, Damo came through with some super fun what-ifs for PSVR, Xbox, Valve, Nintendo, and Bethesda. Needless to say, he definitely gave me some much needed optimism for this years E3. Oh yeah, we also talked about the CIA for like the first 30 minutes. (please don't kill me.) 

Back at it again. The SWD train is virtually unstoppable. Whether there are no events to recap, nothing too notable for football, or a basically homeless co-host, the show will go on. This eppie will go down in history as the eppie that shows SWD can make bangers no matter what!!!

So I couldn't lock someone down for the cast, and I couldn't find someone to call in. So I decided to blow your mind with the Huffpost conspiracy theory page. Boy was it some hard hitting news.

Another great episode in the bag. The number 1 adult sports podcast on the planet is coming at you LIVE!!! NFL Talk: Isaiah gives up some juicy tidbits about player movement during the off season. Then we do the very first SWD Mock Draft over Sleeper. Which ended up being way more fun and painless than I expected. UFC Talk: First we touch on yet another Joshua Fabia/Diego Sanchez story. Then we recap last weeks fight night and try to sort out the Bantamweight mess that is at the top of the division.

The mack is back. RicoTheGuyo makes his long awaited return to the podcast. Though the wait may have been long, it was definitely well worth it. TheGuyo has been making some real galaxy brain moves, especially in the crypto realm. So while he tries to explain on how he wants to help make the boys millis, I do my best to derail the cast with soundboard drops and super tasteful impressions. But seriously folks, I've probably never had more fun making an episode. I hope you enjoy it, I know I did.

And let me tell you this, it's not football. In this weeks episode of Sports With Dorks: NFL TALK: A little bit of week one game talk. Isaiah puts on his lawyer shoes and takes NFL kickers to court when it comes to fantasy football viability. Then the NFC draft picks finally get rounded up. UFC TALK: The gang recaps UFC 262. Rob gives out the WHAT A COMEBACK fight of the night (take a guess), and finally the boys talk about the upcoming UFC Fight Night, which may as well be named UFC JUST BLEED *face the pain starts playing"

That's right, I didn't quit playing that god forsaken prologue. I muscled through and found one of the most satisfying game experiences I've ever been a part of. Like I say during the cast, I play games to escape the existential dread of life. Yet, NieR: Automata puts a magnifying glass on it, and for some reason that's what I really wanted. Also on top of all the, do I exist yadda yadda, is a super fun action RPG. So, let's jump into part 2 of 3 of the Globtopics NieR: Automata deep dive.

This week on Sports With Dorks: NFL Talk - The boys jizz over DK Metcalf (again), Isaiah goes over some of the moves made by the NFC during the draft, and the gang finds out how to draw a Panther. Fight Talk - Rob recaps last weeks card and gives out the first  "WHAT A COMEBACK" fight of the week. Then some boxing talk (sorry Canelo for bringing up the freak show), and finally they round off the show with some UFC 262 picks.(yes I'm writing the descriptions in 3rd person now, cause its sounds friggin cool.)

So Damo convinced me to buy NieR: Automata, and it's a great game. However I have been playing the same 20 minutes of the prologue over, and over, and over again. Yes, this is part of the game design and part of the genius of NeiR; but I also just bought Dark Souls Remastered........ We also get into the meaning of existence. All in all, pretty solid eppie.

Wow, new name. Same best sports show ever made. That's right its Sports With Dorks. This week Isaiah breaks down big moves made by the teams in the AFC during the draft, and how they'll effect this season and many peoples fantasy leagues (GO BOLTS). Then I recap the uber violent finishes from Jiří Procházka and Giga Chikadze during this past fight night. Finally we touch on Diego Sanchez being released from the UFC and how it effects this weekends card and his Legacy.

We got Damo completely set up with his at home setup, and you know what that means. We are gonna be talking about video games EVEN MORE. Just kidding. I mean it is what we talked about this week, but it won't be the only thing Damo and I talk about forever. But for this week, we break down some upcoming games, what we're playing, and soooooooo much more.

RIP to all other sport shows. Fox sports, dead. Barstool, buh-bye. ESPN, bankrupt. This is the sports show to end all sports shows.... jk. Shwizzle and I have just really wanted to do this for a while, so we finally got it done. This show is gonna be focused on the only two sports we know about. Football and MMA. We both have focused knowledge on one but peripherally enjoy the other. Each week we plan to update each other on the news and recap the events in a digestible enough form for our casual counterpart. I think it should be pretty fun. This week, Shwizzy gives some round one NFL draft pick predictions. I recap UFC 261. Then we finish off with some MMA news and picks for this weekends fights. Oh boy.This was recorded over zoom, sooooooo, that means we have VIDEO!!!!!! Go check it out on the Globtopics YouTube  page right NOW!!!What are you doing still reading this? Check out that gosh dang YouTube video!!!

Once again, I am joined by the young god, Damo. After the last eppie, I realized I knew almost nothing about what is actually going on when we stream video games. In fact, I had no clue what was actually going on when I streamed anything. Turns out it's pretty simple on paper, it's just executing it which is the hard part. This is also the first eppie with the P4. Which, as you will find out, is probably the best investment I've ever made for the cast.

We back bitch. Took a little hiatus, had a lil needed vacay, but now we back back. I got a fancy new MacBook and we are ready to go. So after a small intro to catch y'all up, Damo and I jump into jacking off Xbox for about an hour. I hate to say it but, this has honestly been a long time coming. Go ahead Xbox fans, get the lube ready, cause the Green Giant has entered the room.

The fuckery bois are back in the saddle again. I'm joined by Frost, and Ricotheguyo. Shit got pretty weird, but god damn I had fun making this one. Also, please don't get mad, it's just characters..........or are they...........they definitely are..............maybe.............sike

The young god Damo joins the cast once again, this time to help me break down the most recent Nintendo Direct. We go over the whole thing in order, the good, and the bad.....I didn't cut out the part about Splatoon 3, fuck it. Who really cares.Btw I couldn't help myself with the music, probs will just never stop.Globtopics is now on YouTube, go subscribe and I'll probably bop you off.

Oh shit, we back. Fresh with a new format baby. After explaining all that shit, we dive into the stonks. They've been pretty wild lately, and we get to the bottom of it. Penny stonks go brrrrr.

Welp, the daddies and uncle Rico hit this shit out the park. We talk all sorts of dad stuff, like the CIA, poop gerbils, throwing up on edibles, and car accidents. You know, dad stuff.

To all intergalactic and transdimensional beings, fear no more. The problems plaguing the multiverse have once again been solved by us. When I say us, I of course mean, Nigel, Chris, and I. Unfortunately, we recorded this cast before the protests at the Capitol, but honestly, it's probably for the best. Better to reflect on the madness if you ask me. Plus it gives us more stuff to fix in the next one.

Featuring, Spooki Gucci aka Jare Behr Master Kush aka Jared, RicoTheGuyo aka Rico, Secret Agent Tucker aka Tucker, & Glo Gang Globert. We talk about all sorts of shit but in the end we unintentionally gave everyone of you a SciFi Master Class!

Got the brainiac himself on this very special bonus eppie. Nigel finally makes his second appearance on the cast. This time to talk about Minecraft. He's been steadily playing the game through a majority of the last decade. During that time, he's built a very unique perspective on a very unique game. I had a ton of fun recording this cast and an almost equal amount of fun editing it, hopefully it all sounds good.

You already know bitch, it's Beige Bois, the sequel. Get your Vos sparkling water ready.

Back in the 1640's and 1650's, a bunch of puritan dildos tried to abolish Christmas in England. Obviously that didn't work very well. Hopefully you're full, drunk, and high, surrounded by loved ones when you hear this cast. Too show those bitch ass puritans what happens when you FUCK WITH CHRISTMAS!!!

Holy shit, the wait is finally over. This one gets wild. Say hello to the radical left and right. They've come to play and they don't plan on leaving anytime soon. Also, the Austrians and Prussians start chilling and dreaming of a world with no France. Needless to say, The Revolution has finally begun.

Borrowing a new laptop from Ricotheguyo. So decided to upload the episode I kept referring to as the dildo factory. With the new set up I can edit in a 1/4 of the time so now the sky is the limit. Next stop, 1790 France, I promise.

Chattin with the young god, Ricotheguyo. Of course this shit's a hitter.

Back at it again goobers. This time I'm joined by Damo on the new 2 mic set up. Sounded a lot better than the other set up, but still needs a lil tinkering. Regardless, in this eppie we get into game development crunch and why so many games have been delayed this year. We also get weird and talk about the inevitable AI overlord that will enslave us all. Sounds like a goodie to me.

The platinum bois are back at it again. This time we definitely solve the mystery of the colony at Roanoke Island. For the uninformed, the colony had hundreds of men women and children, all of which disappeared without a trace. The only clue was a tree with the word CROATON carved into it.....

It's the Platinum Thanksgiving Special baby! Thanks for sticking with me while I took a week off. Life was getting wild, holidays and shit. But we're back bitch. Spooky conspiracy this weekend. French Revolution next week. Love ya, happy Thanksgiving.

Well folks, here we go. It's time to embark on our journey into the French Revolution. A crazy time in history that is so completely ignored. In this one we get into the structure of late 18th century France, and what the people were going through. We also touch on the Three Estates, the Estates General, and the Storming of the Bastille. Sharpen your pitchforks, it's time for a revolution!

I'll write a description tomorrow at work. I have to go to bed. It's tales from the trail 2.