I'll Have A Beer And Talk

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot machine pesto, fish flag fish flag poop 120, nature is prozac, american symbolism is sick of american crap, wubwubbzztbzzt, heart lasagna hate mondays & pollution, and what is the cat’s SECRET name??? Beer: Unveiled Brewing Company’s Brown Ale, a 5.6% ABV American Brown Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/21092/377489/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kno4Yu_K-WT2IX_ua0CYjU3lFcDukMnJflBaqeI9VII/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: joe 9086 club mix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRhEQIRQjio Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Just like riding a bike!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot Dominos fixing potholes to save your pizza pies. Beer: Alameda Brewhouse’s Klickitat Pale Ale, a 5.3% ABV American Pale Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/49464/286804/ Show Note: https://jalopnik.com/dominos-is-fixing-americas-crappy-roads-for-pizza-safet-1826736405 Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Randomizer “Spinning Prize Wheel Sound Effect” courtesy of Brand Name Audio https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8luKdJ7MAFj4-LB3gFjXQ PizzaTech Theme by Cassie Falling https://www.facebook.com/cassiestarlingmusic Wacky Song: Norman Fox & Rob Roys - Pizza Pie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap5OqZy6vbY Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: party… pizza party *clapclap*

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot the possibility that life may have once existed on the LUNAR SURFACE Beer: Level Beer’s Let’s Play, a 5% ABV German Pilsener https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/49464/286804/ Show Note: https://www.businessinsider.com/earths-moon-could-have-supported-life-2018-7 Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Randomizer “Spinning Prize Wheel Sound Effect” courtesy of Brand Name Audio https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8luKdJ7MAFj4-LB3gFjXQ Wacky Song: Kathy McCarty - Rocket Ship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jr8LY8CceI Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: ROOOOOOOCKEEEETSHIP

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot how wearing glasses might make you sart! I mean, smart. Beer: Ecliptic Brewing’s Quasar, a 6% ABV American Pale Ale! https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/33058/246984/ Show Note: http://www.businessinsider.com/wearing-glasses-may-mean-youre-smarter-2018-5 Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Wacky Song: Carmen Miranda - I Yi Yi Yi Yi I Like You Very Much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eiejQXPZTc Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: That wacky song was used quite effectively during the total chaos reigning during the end of the last episode of The Prisoner. The original series, not the weird semi-recent miniseries.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot some minor show format changes, and GREASY SPACE. Beer: Redhook Ale Brewery’s Bicoastal IPA, a 7.1% ABV American IPA! https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/18134/256068/ Show Note: https://gizmodo.com/the-space-between-stars-is-full-of-greasy-possibly-tox-1827192823 Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Wacky Song: The Green Slime (Main Title) - Richard Delvecchio https://youtu.be/Izr3Cidaz1M BONUS: Here’s an awesome video trailer for the film, put together by the Warner Archive! Which, honestly,is way cooler than the actual film. https://youtu.be/vwrhOd9Do2A Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Oh man, now I have to WATCH The Green Slime! Yah, it's a movie.

I'm on holiday! Enjoy this BLAST from the PAST! I'll have a beer and talk aboot robotic shorts, the healing power of fish scales, heating your home with The Cloud, Denny’s and Snapchat, flamingo standing secrets, sheep pain facial expressions and studying prairie vole cuddling FOR SCIENCE Beer: Hoppiness Is A Warm Pun by Brewmaster Jack, an 8.2% ABV Double IPA https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/28428/146414/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uDE0lgQDV250foApJqc7j23GWPKugxOavFcudCnakpY/edit?usp=sharing Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Call-To-Action music: Wonder Woman TV Theme (Karaoke Version) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZBCDw6JlAw Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Wonder Woman!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot a robotic cicerone. Beer: Modern Times Beer’s Fruitlands, a 4.8% Passion Fruit & Guava Gose https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31987/198890/ Show Note: https://www.geek.com/tech/robot-predicts-consumer-satisfaction-based-on-beer-head-1741664/ Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: HUZZAH!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot robot message board moderators, virtua cop interviews, sweaty crime scenes, another Sutekh reference, lazer brain read/writing, drunk mice and hangover cures, and JAZZSHARKS. Beer: Golden Road Brewing's Berry Guava Wheat, a 5% ABV Fruit/Vegetable Beer https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/26932/318412/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1p5G1lZKNd-yZz86NVPb8KJibAFgbyOrY7VGWmje8SB4/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: (1983) 3-2-1 Contact ending theme (instrumental) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVovkpxYR2A Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: JAZZSHARKS

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot snail memory transfers Beer: Ninkasi Brewing Company’s Maiden the Shade, a 6.8% ABV American IPA https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/14400/60044/ Show Note: https://gizmodo.com/scientists-transplant-memories-between-sea-slugs-sor-1826022196 Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Snails can remember it for other snails, wholesale. Or, wholeSNAIL. I’ll see myself out. Again.

I’ll have a beer and talk about developer conferences everywhere, friends brains, water on the Moon again, gray hairs, plant communication, dirt makes kids strong, and frozen squirrel organ storing! Beer: Propolis Brewing's Beltane Herbal Golden, a 7% ABV Saison https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31825/96034/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Fr2qXCtJsp9C-GAbWR7gegErpaxekdtwLmJ1b3brLOk/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Project X Opening Theme by Nathan Van Cleave https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063465/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Annihilation! Annihilation! Annihilation!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot calling the AI-mbulance, the healing power of music, accidental mutant enzymes that eat…. just plastic, TOUCH MY WALLS, AI doggie brains, horny hummingbird fakers, and horses think you should just smile more. Beer: Santiam Brewing Company’s Pirate, an 8% ABV Rum-barrel Aged Coconut Stout https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29271/97223/?ba=lighthabit Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xnOEAWcCmn3vx4OhUd-kHrcU6Jp72d2NQ7heK005OHc/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: K9 and Company Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XArk2krNEM Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Wait, how many synonyms did I use for dog this week?

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot super randomness, cleaning up oil spills with oil, MARS BEES, repair you stuff at home and SAVE, wallpaper made from bone & dopamine that detects fires, your eyes are once again a window to your health, and birds eyes are MAGNETIC. Beer: Evil Twin Brewing’s Bushido, a 4% ABV Berliner style Weisse Ale with Yuzu and Chili added Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OJw16i0bmQD3rlbOZet8k8GXBlBP7-F_tQRJQ8B9V7g/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: The Pumaman Theme (1980) (restored) https://youtu.be/R42JuaCaLMA Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: It’s good to be back!

HI! I am on holiday this week, so here's a podcast endeavour my wife is producing, with me, to fill the gap! ENJOY! For more information about Many Happy Returns, please visit https://www.facebook.com/manyhappyreturnspodcast

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot moving around to not die, cycling is LIFE, cloud parking assist, dying for a digital brain backup, the finest water from the vaporators of Owen & Beru Lars, talking balls of hot air that aren’t politicians and VAMPIRE RODENT ATTACKS. Beer: Burnside Brewing Company's Sakura Gose, a 4.5% ABV Gose with Japanese Cherry Blossoms! https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24464/301827/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aUkLN11gZgqvYPYdbqSibivwRQDiqNpYUR7GH35GC9c/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: African Music Machine - Black Water Gold (Pearl) https://youtu.be/M03yw6ILcgo Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: What else is there to say, but VAMPIRE MICE

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot miracle milk, from platypusses Beer: 10 Barrel Brewing Co’s Out of Office Pils, a 5.6% ABV German Pilsener https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16873/288078/ Show Note: https://mashable.com/2018/03/15/platypus-milk/ Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: The special people in your life are better than beer. Just.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot a smart phone blood pressure monitor, smart headlights, nanowood, reducing ads to pleases viewers, technomarkers, virtual rat for testing and the ravages of puberty on a whale’s voice. Beer: Fort George Brewery's City of Dreams, a 5.2% American Pale Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16077/282192/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XRp10DMtVtNXw2lPcRRniaTqdd6Z1o-BTgVsREDeIoI/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8 Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: I’ve been doing this for THREE years now? such pod. so cast. nice ber. very tekny. wow.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot a NEW Moon origin story, Moon water everywhere, Moon rover phone calls,FLYING SPACE BRAIN, anti-cancer bacteria, anxious memory boost, and bees & cows are deadlier than sharks! Beer: Wolf Tree Brewery's King of the Forest, a 6.5% ABV Flanders Oud Bruin https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/46155/309599/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KXLud6f85VQS_1Mm6tOedc7ydZnTkupjem6EIwwfmuQ/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Barry Gray - Fireball XL5 https://youtu.be/nwGyDeP-Pt0 Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Ok, in this one I referenced: The Simpsons, Alien, Brain from Planet Aros, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Robocop, Doctor Who: The Dalek Invasion of Earth...

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot health eyes, thermal eyes, tracker eyes, aliens are good news, teen choice music, angry drunk and flashy fish eyes. Beer: Riverbend Brewing Company’s Man-Go Fluff Yourself Mango Milkshake IPA, a 7% ABV American IPA with Mango added! https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35536/315945/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1u0YTbHrRBjD6HyZ_ovO8SaDeSMrQPRbtkwRdck5Q70M/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: John Williams: "Olympic Fanfare and Theme" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdOFgDQIn0 Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: eye see what eye did here. eye.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot all the single humans, a celestial electric car, self-healing recyclable electronic skin (FINALLY), it’s no longer a tumor, attack of the crayfish clones, we are magpie family we are smart, and WHO’S THAT COW? Beer: Georgetown Brewing Company's Bodbizafa, a 6.9% ABV American IPA https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/4378/187285/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14mgAECOSsbUq2My0OjUk95NguYwPjBlhFqmYNaK1__M/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: The Love Boat (Main Theme) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ugQ190hkc Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: LOVE LOVE LOVE

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot never leaving the house ever again (to save energy), Voynich secrets REVEALED (sort of), Goodbye Moon Prize, Astronauts with a poop-eating grin, the healing power of tilapia ON BEARS, hello mosquito (and goodbye), and CATS ARE PERFECT JUST THE WAY THEY ARE. Beer: Stillwater Artisanal Ales' On Fleek, a 13% ABV Imperial Stout https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22150/212159/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GSCp4ZjBRosnMlGpamqsxok1HBtZ-zYahwp_r3zwp_c/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: In Search Of... (Main Title Theme) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM5ucLDERfg Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: PACKERS! alternate title: She made recommendations to the priest, man of the house and me and people.

I’ll won’t have a beer (because I’m sick) and talk briefly aboot a Lovecraft-Billy Joel mashup. For reals. Show Note: http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2018/01/18/hp-lovecraft-billy-joel-piano-man Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: I should be healed soon!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot a tall space tale Beer: Mother Earth Brewing Co’s Cali Creamin’, a 5% ABV Cream Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22610/87942/ Show Note: https://www.engadget.com/2018/01/10/jaxa-astronaut-norishige-kanai-grew-2-cm-iss/ Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: OUTER SPACE will enlarge the 8oz episode to full size next week!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot the blockchain and BEWBS, listen here microbe, self sound care, your face is killing me, cheap mesh networks, queue up and wait, and secrets of hagfish REVEALED Beer: Odell Brewing Company's Friek, a 6.9% oak barrel aged American Wild Ale with cherries and raspberries https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/267/53221/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Dx0PdSsvFrEoOn04cBmjT1n2ImKo7DlUADeGL8zyGtU/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: ENNIO MORRICONE - DANGER: DIABOLIK (OST) https://youtu.be/1c_or1SEdUE Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: blockchain ate my brain

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot trees for fish, be fat & healthy, pyramid scanning blimps, OK Lauren, Space Hotel, Peter Capaldi - Class act, and crows apologize Beer: Brauerie Schloss Eggenberg's Samichlaus, a 14% ABV Doppelbock https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/285/776/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xQIrg7mx9upNNUv70T1rUY3-oj8VgppovFd4PkqOlFc/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Oedo investigation network theme, composed by Hiroki Tamaki https://youtu.be/8bMRXassblw Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Yes, the title "Crow Apologies" IS a reference to Nirvana's "No Apologies". I wish I was like you, easily amused...

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot pain-free Italian secrets REVEALED, who wants to be an Australian spy?, no more (finger) pricks, sweat-energy, Adam West will always be with us, PizzaTech: low-aroma chicken is HERE, and EEL POWER. Beer: Prairie Artisan Ales Christmas Bomb!, an 11% ABV American Double Imperial Stout https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/30356/137955/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wtW17OwewQBnagbMsx7wBoKTKFmoGv9CMhAxXPONcUw/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: "Hooray For Santa Claus" featuring Al Hirt https://youtu.be/aO9-fvEEbaI Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ Dr. Sarah Sunrise A word from Gary!: EELS EELS EELS EELS

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot tofu booze, PLEASE let me wear a costume to work, spacesuit HALP, nudge those robots, urinal commercials, noisy kayaks, and F U, CATS R TEH SMARTZ Beer: Arcadia Brewing Company's Bourbon Barrel Aged Shipwreck Porter, a 12% ABV Baltic Porter https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35571/65809/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16mzyRlyJ9KzGWY8ygvSGIcVrrdh8S8IzGVVdwrNhGRw/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Godzilla (Instrumental Version) -The Hit Co. (originally by Blue Oyster Cult) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otFyNztnByU Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ Dr. Sarah Sunrise A note from Gary!: alternate title: nudging robots

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot barley flavour, robotic UNDO, drone self-destruct initiated, metal minds making metal music, shower thought backup, pizza baby gifts, and yetis are bears? Beer: Black Raven Brewing Company's Grandfather Raven, a 9.5% ABV Imperial Stout https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/19765/64316/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hlsVvUcNJTChmVlzx5VUxI8frdv-_QH6smc-DCv1U_w/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Battle Fever J (INSTRUMENTAL VERSION) https://youtu.be/ILg1GjxZ6v0 Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Alternate title: Yetis are bears?

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot emotion booze, watch happiness prediction, sauna ALL THE TIME, lasers in your ears, space barley, ALWAYS OVERHAND, and dogs lengthen your lifespan (there’s a good boy!) Beer: Rhinegeist Brewery's Maracuja, a 7% ABV Passion Fruit Gose https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31995/288699/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W1JNjQLoJFtCxGLp8wLK8MVO80OYwNjK32zu-3dvHuI/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: TRUTH ~ｖｅｒ.5~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwaBhFZUUw4 Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: alternate title: tropical goses are TEH BEST

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot supertasters, sheep face recognition, the great fake snake-ape war, dinosaurs very bad no good day, lava lamp security, you’re an inclusive whizzard harry, and the sound made when pigeons fly Beer: Track Seven Brewing Company’s Left Eye Right Eye, a 9.5% ABV Double IPA https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/27946/106976/?ba=smanson56 Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WYdLpcXso5Fe7cmI3knzGYHOAY9FZIKQgmcfLeIaWgw/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Western Police PART II Main Theme · Wonderful Guys Full Size (TV Mix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYstiAbz0aA Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: A plethora of alternate titles this week: Cornelius! Zira! WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES / The Great Fake Snake-Ape War / This is what it sounds like when doves fly / You’re an inclusive wizard, Harry! / The dinosaurs very bad not good day

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot sweaty passcodes Beer: Jester King Brewery’s Simple Means, a 5.6% ABV Altbier https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24018/211376/ Show Note: https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/sweat-biometrics-analysis/ Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Who knew changing jobs after 10 years would take up so much of my cognitive abilities!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot butt power, pyramid power, eating 2.0, spinal silk (spinal silk), two factor tattoos, smell like friend chicken IN YOUR BATH, and the incredible shrinking shrew skull! Beer: O'so Brewing Company's Convenient Distraction, a 10% ABV Imperial Porter https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16386/117130/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1s8pfbdcLaoAMB4bFM4yiwyTQtucoBhAxbn9l4DttH14/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Star Trek: The Next Geenration/First Contact performed by Captain Meatshield https://youtu.be/7L54GYRcxSM Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: alternate title: the shrinking of the shrew......'s skull

I’ll have a beer and talk with my wife and we’ll talk aboot how only goats can prevent forest fires, garbage-collecting crows, gardening IN SPAAAACE, smart forks for slurpin’, magic mushroom antidepressants, and talk foreign better with BOOZE! Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jEOKBEbfzrYmqvN7pfLQfHAaFGwGYoER1sYH781omWk/edit?usp=sharing Beers: Woodland Empire's Moon Dog, a 5.3% ABV Northwest Amber https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/33825/143946/ Crooked Fence Brewing Co's Blue Footed Booby, a 5.4% ABV Cucumber Tart Saison https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/27179/241758/ Stone Brewing Co's Xocoveza, an 8.3% ABV Imperial Stout inspired by Mexican Hot Chocolate https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/147/128500/ Music: The "Streets Of San Francisco" Theme - The Patrick Williams Big Band https://youtu.be/TI4doul8mWQ Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: I did it! 100 episodes! HOORAY ME!!1!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot crayfish employed by a brewery! Show Note: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/czech-brewery-protivin-crayfish-water-quality Beer: Milwaukee Brewing Company’s O-Gii, a 9.2% ABV tea-infused Witbier https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/czech-brewery-protivin-crayfish-water-quality Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Episode one hunnit, it’s coming I swear!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot Google’s new hardware devices for 2017. Beer: Kells Brewpub’s Irish Pale Ale, a 6.7% ABV American IPA Visit store.google.com for the source material! https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/38754/156802/ Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: By hook or by crook, I WILL get to episode 100.

No time + no internet = not a chance to make a show! So here's a randomly selected episode which I consider one of the Best Of I'll Have A Beer And Talk! THe Best Of I'll Have A Beer And Talk: Episode 64.5 (8 oz Edition) VELLUM Beer: New Belgium Brewing’s Belgo, a 7% ABV Belgian-style India Pale Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/192/73864/ Show Notes: http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/fleeting-wonders-a-farewell-to-vellum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vellum Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: I am healing.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot adequate vacation lengths, self-driving car communication, self-driving designated driverless cars increasing the potential for drinking, fat-reducing patches, robots can hurt your feelings, virtual assistants can be attacked by dolphins, and I for one welcome our lazy ant overlords. Beer: 10 Barrel Brewing Co.'s Raspberry Crush, a 5.2% ABV Berliner Weissbier https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16873/84174/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1s68vUtm9Kn7BvGsJ4ahLuLH5s-Un0O4QpNXN2Aprhnk/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Theme from Police Squad! - Ira Newborn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Lzpz-Emhs Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: The Theme from Police Squad! by Ira Newborn was written as a parody of Count Basie’s Theme from M Squad.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot shoes made for beer drinking, beer made for shower drinking, fridges made to bring you beer, baseball telepathy, (not really) autonomous pizza delivering cars, paying with your smile, and a why bat would totally win in a bat vs. scorpion fight. Beer: Blackberry Farms Barrel Aged Brett Saison, a 7.5% ABV Saison aged in red wine barrels https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31896/248838/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D585uT5LFwnNBUCBDhnZtBDl8fUUdkon31ad4oy7nOA/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: MORTAL KOMBAT - The Immortals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: There’s a totally random slam on the film Scorpion King in this one...

I'll have a beer and talk aboot fish booze, fish opioids, MOON LTE, batteries powered by children's tears, Funeral by Robot, PizzaTech involving burger bitcoin and aVR chicken-themed escaoe room, and The Rules of Lizard Attraction Beer: Fulton Brewing Company's Worthy Adversary, a 9.5% ABV Russian Imperial Stout https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22167/57172/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cm7dkz4AMIvuUysRP0POEhCvndNhyEFVAaj5vn0kpFs/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Polkadelphia - Polka Eclipse of the Heart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t_yVSxnffM Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: FIRE BAD

I'll have a beer and talk aboot alcohol (seems to) prevent diabetes, alcohol (seems to) improve your recall, LASERS (seem to) recover lost memories, BOOTY, a very special NASA job opening, food made from zaps and exhilations, and EMU GENES Beer: Southern Tier Brewing Company's Krampus, a 9% ABV Imperial Helles Lager https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3818/43738/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a7QOOrIb0Gr_RX6yuDvrpelN2ykgfaMQHMquSb-o8xA/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Rhythm Heritage - Theme from S.W.A.T. https://youtu.be/LXwYtTi2w08 Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: BOOTY

I'll have a beer and talk aboot PIZZA TECH! From KFC, McDonald's and Taco Bell! Beer: Highland Brewing Company's Highland IPA, a 7% ABV India Pale Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/811/204453/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14SmS13IvQu5S8FPnflNcSv6U933OWMUYI3RJ06_nlZc/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Now I want Taco Bell.

I'll have a beer and talk aboot metal-lovin' yeasties, Not Hot Dog IRL, shooting lasers into your eyes for GOOD, stare at the solar eclipse for NASA, Atari's SpeakerHat, irrelephant (seal) noises, and AGGRO FOR ALGERNON Beer: Brasserie de l'Abbaye du Val-Dieu's Cuvée Spéciale 800 Ans, a 5.5% ABV Belgian Pale Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/826/242774/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JTDDZTFwdN2Z5ANTQg5HRaZ_GN5t-i1IJTH2ppkGRzI/edit?usp=sharing Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Call-To-Action music: Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Alternate Title: Aggro for Algernon

I'll have a beer and talk aboot moon mining SOON, lasers, gold & antifreeze for cryopreservation, technology can tell you if you smell, microsoft white spaces for internets, KFC is cray, dragon blood for your health, and smart corvids are soooo raven. Beer: Midnight Sun Brewing Co.'s Arctic Devil, a 13.4% ABV Barleywine Ale brewed in Bourbon Oak Barrels https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/385/18093/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12Q-_7uuRPScqKkZEZTA7KYSmGfEo81QbexkFUBrSC4I/edit?usp=sharing Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Call-To-Action music: Sailor Moon - English Theme Song Instrumental https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOxEBvvJcEw Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: I actually love the first season of Sailor Moon.

I'll have a beer and talk aboot deflating chicken sammich balloons, dead space potatoes, TOXIC MOON BOOZE, I'm all thumbs, only the BAD bugs will be destroyed, BeeVIsion for cameras, and The (egg) Shape Of Birds To Come Beer: Blackberry Farm Brewery's Brett Belgo IPA, a 6.3% ABV Belgian IPA https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31896/256917/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13oO_xV564aNizDzTuSyczI0kuM3aqy5xazjMGrBc3W4/edit?usp=sharing Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Call-To-Action music: The Liberty Bell March https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QfqJwkuCTw Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Testing out a new vocal effect in this one!

I'll have a beer and talk about birds waging chemical warfare. Beer: Arcadia Ales Cereal Killer, a 10% ABV English Barleywine https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/454/33427/ Show Note: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138655-birds-use-cigarette-butts-for-chemical-warfare-against-ticks/ Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: i am so tired

I'll have a beer and talk aboot Healing (your heart) with light, Drone EMRs, Rocky Jones Space Ranger IRL (maybe), NEMESIS, sexy veg names, chicken sammich in (sort-of) SPAAAAAACE, and vicious gangs of stalkery killer whales. Beer: Dark Horse Brewing Co.'s Smells Like A Citra Safety Meeting, an 8.5% Double IPA https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1471/238065/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Q1RlmUi4wAuZae4yz0H7sX92Wb1F757azYIjSNFigpg/edit?usp=sharing Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Call-To-Action music: Yakety Sax! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: I got my first tattoo! Go to instagram.com to check it out, and my many wonderful photos of BEER!

I'll have a beer and talk about AI-created guinea pig names! Beer: Urban Chestnut Brewing Co.'s Cuvee De Peche, a 6.5% ABV Barrel-aged lambic ale with peaches https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24764/111050/ Show Note: https://gizmodo.com/this-is-what-happens-when-you-teach-an-ai-to-name-guine-1796172891 Randomizer sound effect courtesy of Brand Name Audio https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8luKdJ7MAFj4-LB3gFjXQ Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Happy Father's Day!

I'll have a beer and talk aboot the spirit of timber alive in Portland, robot whisk(e)y tongue, paper microbeads, stimulating your brain without implants, a wireless wubway lbrary, the xenon mystery SOLVED, and octopus wart identification. Beer: Taxman Brewing Co.'s Bean Counter, a 7.8% ABV Dark Belgian Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/32480/202972/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sg2otYHlz3k4l31Bd-sOmQV7yj4j8osF5FdL-iC96zA/edit?usp=sharing Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Call-To-Action music: Police Woman Opening and Closing Themes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRb3Nsf33bU Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Rest in peace, Adam West

I'll have a beer and talk aboot robotic shorts, the healing power of fish scales, heating your home with The Cloud, Denny’s and Snapchat, flamingo standing secrets, sheep pain facial expressions and studying prairie vole cuddling FOR SCIENCE Beer: Hoppiness Is A Warm Pun by Brewmaster Jack, an 8.2% ABV Double IPA https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/28428/146414/ Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uDE0lgQDV250foApJqc7j23GWPKugxOavFcudCnakpY/edit?usp=sharing Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Call-To-Action music: Wonder Woman TV Theme (Karaoke Version) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZBCDw6JlAw Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: Wonder Woman!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot a CURTAIN OF SNAKES! Beer: Adirondack Pub & Brewery’s Super Dort, a 5.6% ABV Dortmunder https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/7216/98162/?ba=metter98 Show Note: https://gizmodo.com/coordinated-boa-attacks-are-a-horror-you-didn-t-know-ex-1795540299 Randomizer sound effect courtesy of Brand Name Audio https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8luKdJ7MAFj4-LB3gFjXQ Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: SNAKE CURTAIN!

I'll have a beer and talk aboot Google I/O stuffs, paying for parking RIGHT MEOW, FUTURE SHIRT, RAISE EARTH SHIELDS, ultrasound heals yer bonez, and the elegant intricacy of ladybug wings. Beer: Hoppin' Frog Brewery's Barrel Aged Outta Kilter, an 8.2% ABV Scotch Style Red Ale Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VclpLMaFa4ppRp4rg1JrlFqKRUow3_1xDWlnyCO2kNc/edit?usp=sharing Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Call-To-Action music: Yu Gi Oh 5Ds - Yusei Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jrorstglj0 Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: scotch ale in hot weather = i'm totally wasted right now