Morning JaM

This week on the JaM, Mike tells us about his new career, his 5-a-side Masters debut and some exciting news from the world of brass tribute bands. The boys also learn, once again, what Mike has in his house. The Morning JaM would be absolutely walking on sunshine if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you have a tagline that is better than "JaM with us". Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

TO BE WRITTEN (It's taken Jon long enough to edit this, don't expect blurb too!) The Morning JaM would be absolutely walking on sunshine if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially to give your opinion on whether Mike's Nailbourne fact is better than Jon's Todd River fact. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

The JaMmers try to get serious this week with discussions about the COP26 and Instagram vaccine conspiracies, but then Mike farts and normal service resumes. Jon is upset that a TikTok'r is getting famous by telling rubbish facts, which is something he has done for 68 episodes now and continues on this one. However, he may be getting gout so swings and roundabouts. Meanwhile Mike's got a new hat...pretty exciting stuff bet you can't wait to listen. (Disclaimer: By time of writing this bio I have forgotten what's been edited out of the podcast so some of the above may or may not be in this episode) The Morning JaM would be absolutely walking on sunshine if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially to give your opinion on whether Mike's Nailbourne fact is better than Jon's Todd River fact. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

For the first time since their respective moves the JaMmers have managed to do consecutive episodes without a break, leading to very little excitement amongst the podcasting community and / or their friends and six listeners. This week we get topical as Mike confuses his work colleagues with his reaction to Alec Baldwin's alleged accident, and, is enjoying his new found freedom's a little bit too much. Meanwhile, Jon is picking cryptocurrencies based on the habits of a hamster named Mr. Goxx, and trying to entice some 'birds' into his house. Jon has also been galivanting in the Northern Territory spending time at one of Sydney's most famous landmarks, while Mike tries to figure out what he did to make all his friends leave Sydney as soon as he arrived. The Morning JaM would be completely bowled over if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you have are in Sydney and willing to be Mike's friend. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

After an absence of three weeks, while Jon couldn't be arsed to edit the podcast, the JaMmers return! And this time, it's the same as all the other times! (If not, a bit more awkward) Jon's settling into Alice Springs life by dressing up as Chad Kroeger and doing Karaoke like he is 25 again, meanwhile Mike is finally moving into a flat in Sydney leading to a lovely game of "Guess what we packed two years ago!?" Meanwhile Jon's household objects are malfunctioning in a number of ways while Mike is finally getting a taste of freedom as lockdown in Sydney ends. J.K. Rowling and four American Presidents also make special appearances. The Morning JaM would be utterly heartwarmed if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you have tips for how to get Jon to stop procrastinating and EDIT THE BLOODY PODCAAAAAAST! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

After a short break while the JaMmers struggled to make their various moves, they are back. Jon is finally free in Alice Springs and struggling with his skin going as flakey as Goldmember's in the Northern Territory heat. Meanwhile, Mike has started a new job in Sydney and is struggling to socialise virtually. The Morning JaM would be exceedingly exuberant if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you have tips for how Jon can stop his skin flakes. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Jon is nearly finished with Quarantining in the Northern Territory, so planning for his next step must begin. As Jon embarks on moving in with a girl, Mike and Jon hatch a plan so that Jon can become the undisputed 'better flatmate'. Meanwhile, is it acceptable to piss in the ocean? Does Jon's mum know our friends better than we do? Are bread makers worth the money? Would you watch Nintendo Mario porn? The Morning JaM would be extremely excited if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you have tips to make Jon the better flatmate and / or starred in Gladiator Eroticus. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Jon has escaped Sydney, but has he made it to Alice Springs? From within his quarantine room Jon updates us on the epic saga that is his move to Alice Springs, including another BIG ANNOUNCEMENT of future life choices. Mike meanwhile wants to make sure everyone knows he has had it worse than Jon when it comes to quarantine's and lockdowns. Jon is also now playing Pokemon to 'pass the quarantine hours' while Mike is wondering 'who's poo was it?' There is also a fun fact about Jon's least favourite airline, QANTAS. The Morning JaM would be absolute enamoured with you if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you are one of the big 3000 listens they have achieved! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This episode of the Morning JaM starts with Mike misspelling cobra and it goes down hill from there. Jon has a move imminent, if the Northern Territory will let him in. Mike, meanwhile, is definitely in lockdown again. Meanwhile Mike's urine has turned green, and even more worryingly, his new furniture is brown and floral. Mike also asks why there were no Pokemon at the Olympics and Jeremy Clarkson questions Mike and Jon's life decisions. Also the whole episode has a weird dinosaur theme because Jon just happened to watch Jurassic Park and / or World. The Morning JaM would be roaring with delight if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially to tell them what dinosaur you would be if you had to be a dinosaur? Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

When Jon feels a sudden pain in his chest the Morning JaM pontificates on three possible reasons, could it be caused by a) A blood clot from Jon's recent AstraZeneca vaccine? b) A broken rib from Jon going ass-over-tit running to get his UberEats Delivery? or, c) Jon is a hypochondriac and actually completely fine. Yes, no fear, this episode title does not indicate a turn towards serious debate for the Morning JaM, the JaMmers just wonder if Jon's AstraZeneca-induced fever dreams are a worse than Mike's Pfizer induced-number twos. Meanwhile Mike is in Coronavirus Groundhog Day, urinating in wide-open areas, watching too much Olympics, and drinking too many beers. Jon on the other-hand is confused by his favourite sport's penalties and celebrating 25 years of Dolly The Sheep. The Morning JaM has also received a less than complimentary piece of correspondence. The Morning JaM would be gleeful if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, whether it be complementary or not. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

If you were stood by the side of a road with a piece of chalk and a peloton of cyclists heading your way, would you risk your life to draw a penis on that road before they get there? That is the question Jon asks this week. Meanwhile both members of the JaM are getting vaccinated - Pfizer vs AZ, the battle lines are drawn. Mike is enjoying his freedom in Canberra but wondering what kind of human being still doesn't wear a facemask, while Jon gives us an odd insight into why he does. The Olympics continue and Mike's Olympic level of sedentary is continuing as he gets too into sports such as Gymnastics and Dressage. And, following his great queueing anecdote, this week Jon has caught a bus. The Morning JaM would be euphoric if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially to let us know what weird sports you'd put in the Olympics. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Lockdown is taking its toll on Jon who really doesn't have anything to talk about. So after a slight false start and a re-recording we now get to listen to him re-tell the exciting tale of his time in the queue at a ServiceNSW to get his Medicare card. Jon also has a dilemma, does he trust the airline that has cancelled on him eight times to help him make his move to Alice Springs? Meanwhile, Mike has been to the coast and nearly stole a child, and he asks the big question - who farted? The JaM also discusses the Olympics coverage on Channel 7, they ask why Russia are seemingly still in the Olympics despite their ban, and we Mike drinks a Milo live on air! Oooo exciting! Jon also treats us all to a fun fact about the tallest mountain in Australia. The Morning JaM would be blissed out if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially to let us know...how do you make your Hot Chocolate? Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Jon has a big announcement to make! But Mike simply has to tell you about his week playing with children's balls and how a dog named Pepper became his Alpha. Jon is still fuming about billionaires going to space, both JaMmers are confused by Australian fashion, Jon has a fact about a place called Stuart, and meanwhile the Australian Prime Minister has pooed himself. This week's episode also features the first edition of the Morning JaM's new game...Knifey Spooney! The Morning JaM would be tickled pink if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you have pooed in a Maccas. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Marmite vs Vegemite! The great debate is finally here! But first, Morning JaM takes a serious turn to discuss the events at Wembley. Jon condemns the racist abuse the footballers received after missing their penalties, while Mike seems to suggest it is ok to beat up Italians. Different hot takes on the Euro 2020 Final backlash from the Morning JaM there. (Obviously Mike backtracks quickly). Meanwhile, Mike shares his most emasculating hour ever, Jon discusses billionaires in space, and Mike provides a handy packing tip for those moving to a new hemisphere. The Morning JaM would be pleased as punch if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you are one of the Big Bird Bandits of Adelaide. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Football's Coming Home! But, Jon isn't allowed to leave his. As Jon struggles to make lockdown sound interesting, Mike is relishing his new found freedom in rural New South Wales. While in lockdown Jon wonders if a work colleague has called him fat, how did that man break his w*lly and why aren't bald eagles as bald as Mike? Mike, on the other hand, is confused by Australian sausages, struggles with a difficult Optus Sports password to watch Euro 2020, and defends the woman holding the sign in the Tour de France. The Morning JaM would be absolutely bloomin' delighted if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially to give your opinion on Vegemite or Marmite? Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Mike continues his Australian quarantine and therefore doesn't have a lot to talk about. So sit back, strap up (and/or on) and listen to an episode of the Morning JaM that feels like you're living the dull, monotonous life of Australian quarantine along with Mike as he explains, in arguably too much detail, exactly what he has been filling his time with while not being allowed to leave his hotel room. In other news Jon has fallen over, Mike's brother has been swooped by a bird, Cara Delevingne has a vagina tunnel in her house, the Britney Spears saga (#FreeBritney) heats up and we learn what UK-first happened in Paddock Wood. The Morning JaM would be absolutely over the moon if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you're Australian and can let them know, 'What even is footy?' Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Mike has finally made it onto Australian land, but he is quarantined into a hotel room. As such, the Morning JaM has yet to be reunited and sound qualities may still vary (as if that'll ever get fixed). However, that doesn't stop some excellent debates about whether Mike would look like a ballbag if he grew his hair long, does Jon look like a caricature of Cillian Murphy and the clickbait-y discussion of Britney's TikTok. We also discuss Jon's lip fillers, the worst surprise party every and ask the question...is Mike a natural sports person? The Morning JaM would be bloomin' delighted if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, please do let us know if you think Jon sounds like Cillian Murphy. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

After having listened to a previous episode with some Scottish chums, Mike is forced to apologies for some of his remarks made in the past. Following this podcast, a Morning JaM spokesperson has said: "The Morning JaM would like to make it clear, that although Mike is 50% of the content, he does not represent 50% of the viewpoints of the Morning JaM. The Morning JaM has always been a firm supporter of the Scotch people and their right to remain Scotch. Jon, in particular, would never want to offend the people of Scotland. He is such a lover of all things Scotland he has often pretended he is from there." Also this week, it is Pride and Jon tells some homosexual animal facts while Mike insults some gay Penguins...probably. They both insult airlines, passionately...and probably for too long but Mike got lazy on editing. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you are a gay penguin and/or lion. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week's episode finally has decent sound quality! Jon posts a few corrections from last weeks episode, Mike is relieved about finishing his 30 gifts in 30 days for Bec's birthday. He also tells us about his win in football, how his notice period is going and an interesting funeral he attended. Bec guests on the episode to tell us of her state of mind when she sent an email to Jon and Mike gets onto his 2 favourite topics - pegging and Star Wars. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk and tell us what you reckon Chewbacca's lipstick may look like. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week's episode is essentially a series of lists. To celebrate their one year podcasting anniversary - that's right you've wasted a year with us - Mike reels off all the ideas of his that didn't make the cut including "what is the correct way to shower?" and "who was Billy Big B*ll*cks?" Jon meanwhile reels off a list of facts about Brian Blessed, finally. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you know how to pronounce complicated fractions. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week Mike meets what he suspects is a bad man, Jon meets a cockney-Australian (according to Mike) Salesman, and Mike steals his own food from his old address. Mike also started the episode quite drunk, and hasn't the best sound quality, so apologies for that! The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you are have a spreadsheet on why you broke up with someone. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Despite the name, the usual 'male' humour of the podcast is put to one side (for the most part) this week, instead Jon and Mike discuss the origins of the word 'was', and, in one of the geekier segments they've done, whether Star Wars' rule of two is better than Buffy The Vampire Slayers' rule of 'there can only be one'. But don't worry they do also talk about pegging....FINALLY! The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you are a Sith without a Master and/or apprentice. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

No, we most certainly didn't cause the break up of Gates relationship, but we did record before the news broke, so can you blame us for trying to get some more listeners using it?! Jon carries on his quoting Nicolas Cage at the start of an episode routine and explains what George Clooney and beansprouts have in common. Mike dispels a myth about swallowing spiders and, in a podcast first, there is a serious discussion about billionaires such as Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Warren Buffet. All that before Mike asks whether it's more likely Finland exists than Australia, Jon gets distracted by a dog and we learn something new about butterflies impressing other butterflies. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you want to share disgust about beansprouts! Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week the guys are back to normal with Mike having just about recovered from his hangover. Jon continues with his obsession of Nicolas Cage quotes while Mike comes up with a game for future episodes - Find the Fart. There's a discussion about whether Jon will be a millionaire next year and Mike tells us if he has become one with his Doge coin investment. There's a discussion on why Jon insists on wearing kilts (which he denies) and Mike somehow brings his conspiracy world cup back for the second round. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you want to share enthusiasm for finding the fart! Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

In a hectic weekend that included Prince Philip's funeral, the European Super League disaster, and the easing of lockdown restrictions...one thing remained true...Mike's hangovers will always render him useless. As a mixture of a hangover and internet-lag stops the Morning JaM from proceeding as normal, Mike throws together a feast of chat which ingredients include: - A dollop of Mike wondering if he is cool enough to skateboard - A tsp of Jon failing to go to the gym - A cup of conspiracy theory (did London 2012 predict coronavirus?) - An accusation of sleeping with an inanimate object - A pinch of John Portsmouth Football Club - A seasoning of Star Wars vs The Fast and The Furious Which at one point, all mixes together to create the slight aroma of Mike's guff. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially with tips on how to improve internet speeds or any hangover cures! Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

In a blatant attempt to try and claw back their ever-diminishing listenership, the Morning JaM gentlemen discuss Britney Spears for a third time, mention Khloe Kardashian's Instagram faux pas and debate when Prince Philip died. All this while also managing to argue over Uri Gellar's CIA involvement. Mike is living in London and is somewhat self-loathing. Jon is living in Sydney and has a robust amount of self-confidence. Together, they are....the Morning JaM. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, please do let us know if you think you'd still be able to identify your husband in the bedroom even if he'd undergone 'face off' surgery. Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

As we end the third quarter of the first trimester of the year, amid more poor sound quality for Mike, the Morning JaM assess their resolution objectives to see if they have achieved their KPIs. SPOILER: They haven't. Meanwhile, Jon is potentially taking an IQ test whilst Mike remembers his IQ wasn't enough to get him a job at B&Q. While Mike celebrates lockdown but bemoans people who still can't wear their facemasks quite right, Jon lets us all know about a little something that makes each and every one of us unique. Mike is living in London and is riddled with anxiety. Jon is living in Sydney and has a robust amount of self-confidence. Together, they are....the Morning JaM. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, please let us know whether you think Jon should be taking other people's IQ tests and if you'd hire Mike. He will work for all currencies as long as it can be exchanged for Dogecoin. Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Mike still can't get his sound working right, but when you can't tell that the sound you're hearing isn't coming through the headphones in your ears, but through a speaker, then what hope is there? The guys revisit the horrible belly button fluff fiasco and delve into the world of cheese, discuss if it's yellow you should actually let it mellow, and Mike has a new scheme to get Doge coin. Mike is interested in long walks, belly button fluff and notepads. Jon is interested in archeology, the scouts and is a self-proclaimed fashionista. Together, they are....the Morning JaM. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you'd like to donate to the Great British Belly Button Fluff Off. We accept all currencies as long as it can be exchanged for Dogecoin. Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

The only thing worse than the content in this week's podcast is, perhaps, Mike's sound quality. Listen attentively through the distortion of Mike's microphone and into the white noise of two men clearly having early midlife crises. Mike is interested in long walks, belly button fluff and notepads. Jon is interested in archeology, the scouts and is a self-proclaimed fashionista. Together, they are....the Morning JaM. The Morning JaM would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you'd like to donate to the Great British Belly Button Fluff Off. We accept all currencies as long as it can be exchanged for Dogecoin. Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week, amongst various rambling moments of oddness, the guys discuss Jon's ULTIMATE BODY, Mike realises his girlfriend will leave him if there is any chance the world might end, they argue over which spice Jon would be and whether Mike's suggestion is racist, and Mike pitches his idea for a new cinematic universe. Also, the Morning JaM has its first advert. Mike and Jon would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you aren't going to shout at us about Brexit and / or the Ugly Duckling, as we have had enough correspondence about that. Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

Today the guys carry on trying out their longer format with a Jon-length story about advice from a hacker, Mike complains that he doesn't look like he's underage and wonders whether he should be a neighbourly neighbour or not. We also carry on our celebrity discussion, despite not being a celebrity show, and there's a fun fact about the SpaceX spacesuits. Mike and Jon would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you aren't going to shout at us about Brexit and / or the Ugly Duckling, as we have had enough correspondence about that. Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

After a dismal episode last week, we hope that you enjoy this week just a little bit more! This weeks topics include a typical Jon story about walking to the shops, some latest celebrity news about Gaga, the return of the conspiracy theories with #governmentsnow and Mike comes up with an idea to make Jon's life more interesting. Mike and Jon would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you aren't going to shout at us about Brexit and / or the Ugly Duckling, as we have had enough correspondence about that. Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

As rays of Spring sunlight begin to beam through the clouds in the UK and Autumn clouds being to descend over Sydney, Mike and Jon discuss the important issues such as whether a cat strapped to a piece of toast would survive the fall, how to explain playing a Tik Tok Sea Shanty on a work call and, question whether Mike is becoming a gambling addict. Mike and Jon would love it if you contact them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you aren't going to shout at us about Brexit and / or the Ugly Duckling, as we have had enough correspondence about that. Thank you for listening! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week Mike brings back the conspiracy theories much to the annoyance of Jon. Meanwhile, Jon scams Mike into a risky investment, Kim Kardashian scams the world and, we learn why Bill Murray isn't in quite as many movies as he should be. Mike and Jon would love it if you contacted them at hello@morningjam.co.uk, especially if you aren't going to shout at us about Brexit and / or the Ugly Duckling, as we have had enough correspondence about that. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

A longer episode this week due to a special investigation from Fact-Check Bec! The guys also discuss sending messages to the wrong chats, what happens if you walk away from your phone while listening to the podcast via bluetooth headphones and Mike reviews a tv series. Jon gets annoyed about fish in his office and tells us about his new fun thing to do on Instagram, and there's a fun fact about India v Pakistan, but not the cricket. Contact Mike and Jon by email at hello@morningjam.co.uk or on Instagram @MorningJaM_ThePodcast even if you're our parents or it's to say something mean...or both...we just need to know someone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish.

Back to the normal substandard this week with a very husky, hungover Mike discussing egg heads, themed parties and not knowing the name to things. We also play the Bridgerton version of blind date that Mike has come up with, talk about about Mike's new Instagram favourite and postulate on how fruit flies work. Contact Mike and Jon by email at hello@morningjam.co.uk or on Instagram @MorningJaM_ThePodcast even if you're our parents or it's to say something mean...or both...we just need to know someone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish.

Jon takes charge this week with a Spears family update, a brand new game for Mike to play and a fact about chainsaws. There is also more bathing talk and Mike has some big news! Contact Mike and Jon by email at hello@morningjam.co.uk or on Instagram @MorningJaM_ThePodcast even if you're our parents or it's to say something mean...or both...we just need to know someone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

In possibly their worst episode yet, the guys chat about the clap, how their resolutions are going, big dick energy and Mike's bathing habits. Contact Mike and Jon by email at hello@morningjam.co.uk or on Instagram @MorningJaM_ThePodcast even if you're our parents or it's to say something mean...or both...we just need to know someone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week Mike gets season 2 off to a great start by messing up his recording. The boys discuss the new format for this season, Jon wants to have a mantra for the year and there's a discussion about Mike's lack of knowhow when it comes to being an influencer. Mike asks "what's that basin doing in your sink?" and Jon tells us a fact about the Queen and Queen. We also read out our very first email! Contact Mike and Jon by email at hello@morningjam.co.uk or on Instagram @MorningJaM_ThePodcast even if you're our parents or it's to say something mean...or both...we just need to know someone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week Mike is at work between meetings so the guys must power through the podcast with no room for editing. Despite this Jon decides to eat biscuits throughout. Also, it's the last episode of Season 1! So, hear the last ever Morning JaM conspiracy theory (or is it?), also hear about New Year's Eve painting, Mike's realisation of just how weak he is, finally getting Pantsdrunk and Jon's lightbulb moment. Contact Mike and Jon at hello@morningjam.co.uk or @MorningJaM_ThePodcast even if you're our parents or it's to say something mean...or both...we just need to know someone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

It's Mike's Birthday and he can't figure out why he never transformed from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan as he was promised as a child. We also discuss spending Christmas on the floor of an empty house, whether Jon's girlfriend should hang Mike's genitalia calendar and ask the question: Is it illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day? Contact Mike and Jon at hello@morningjam.co.uk especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

It's our Christmas special! Mike and Jon exchange presents, discuss Mike's Christmas issues, have a chat about the big man himself, Santa, and then define what a Christmas movie is! Contact Mike and Jon at hello@morningjam.co.uk especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week it's Jon's Birthday podcast! Find out what Mike bought him in a live unwrapping, hear how Jon gets "swole for the hole", find out about how Mike didn't fit in at the Shard, learn (or not learn) whether penguins like bagpipes, and is this the most controversial conspiracy theory yet? Contact Mike and Jon at hello@morningjam.co.uk especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week it's Britney Spears birthday, so we have a chat about that, Mike gives you an idea of what travelling with Jon is like and is fact checked about his claim Jon has fake cheeks. Mike also comes up with a new phrase, catches a porn virus and tells us all about the New York Zoo Hoax. We also discuss wellbeing at work and why it's called a Hoover in the UK. Bit of a longer one this week, let us know if you prefer it shorter! Contact Mike and Jon at hello@morningjam.co.uk especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week Mike and Jon discuss the important things in life, like the pros and cons of being an elephant and whether saying the word "Buffalo" 8 times in a row actually makes sense. Mike also tells us about his Come Dine With Me (unofficial) lockdown experience and the Tom Collins hoax. We apologise for Mike's sound quality in parts of this podcast - neither of us know what he was doing to create it. Contact Mike and Jon at hello@morningjam.co.uk especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week Jon got a little sunburned and Mike got very confused by shopping. We briefly discuss not being able to meet Society's definition of manliness and Jon has a moral conundrum. Mike also tells us about a conspiracy theory that he may actually believe (unlike all the others...?) and again discuss animal super powers. Contact Mike and Jon at hello@morningjam.co.uk especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week Mike and Jon finally have a big falling out and it is over Britney Spears. Also, Jon tries to convince us he hasn't had plastic surgery on his cheeks, Mike buggers up a vegan lasagne and Jon tells us about burying the ****. Contact Mike and Jon at hello@morningjam.co.uk especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out, or any fun facts, or frankly...just to let us know anyone is listening. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week the animal power discussion is continued, Jon wants a bidet and Mike has quite a few stories about them and Mike tries to talk about Xmen, Star Wars, Comics and Unicorns to work on his theory of why we have so many more listeners than just our Mums. We also talk about Mike getting splashed and the mythical John Tickle, before ending up in a bit of a squabble, as usual. If you want to tell us which animal you want to be, contact us at hello@morningjam.co.uk! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

To celebrate reaching 'The Number After' amount of episodes, Mike & Jon try to recreate their student days with a good ol' fashioned Power Hour - one drink every minute for an hour - while they celebrate their geeky adulthood by finally letting Jon play a board game (named Chakra). Hilarity ensues as they discuss manscaping, eat vegan nuggets, Mike claims to know everything about S Club 7 and squabble about all of it! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

This week Mike tries a new intro which may get him in hot water with HR, there's talk of Jon's hangovers, a flexitarian update from Mike and discussion of a bird in a bird in a bird. We also chat about Spiderman x 3, what animal we would be if we were bitten by a radioactive one, Jay Z possibly being a vampire and a jail for Polar Bears! If you want to get in touch, please do at hello@morningjam.co.uk. Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish

It's our 20th episode! Mike talks about "sog" and the new neighbour war he started with a game of hide and seek, while also having a moan about bins. We discuss what we would do if we were a ghost and how all that stuff works, and Jon dreams of being a board game geek! Theme tune is sampled from Walking Back to El Paso from texasradiofish