Nihilist Podcast Network

This is a special message following This Week In Nihilism from the week of December 25, 2017.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the end of the "war on Christmas" in the landmass arbitrarily known as the United States, the ongoing investigation into the alleged interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

It's an encore presentation of A Nihilist Family Christmas special, now a yearly tradition on the Nihilist Podcast Network. Discover the true meaning of Christmas along with Martha and Jimothy Sr., and their children Reese, Jimmy Jr., and the baby -- not to mention Sallie the dog -- in this radio drama. A Nihilist Family Christmas is presented for your enjoyment by Cookie Pie Cakes.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in again with an episode written and read by Bill Kracke. As always, this episode of The Sisyphist includes a description of one day in the life of Sisyphus, a man doomed for eternity to push a boulder up a mountain all day, and chase it down the mountain all night.

This Week In Nihilism issues corrections on past programs, including the Nihilist Research Council's assessments of #peaknihilism, and the Nihilist Health Minute.

"What's the Meaning of This?" is a show about the nonsense meaning behind everything that exists. This week's expert is here to talk about ¯_(ツ)_/¯.

This week in its Thanksgiving-themed episode, Nihilist ASMR host Serenity Brixwater brings a holiday series of 10 sounds designed to meaninglessly stimulate your brain cells. Sounds included in this episode: Weekly purr: Charlie Leaves Holiday traffic Axe Kitchen disaster Awkward family dinner conversations Whipped cream Women cleaning up after Thanksgiving dinner while men do nothing but watch football Napping with the football game on Black Friday fight

The Advyss is a call-in program with radio personality and advice guru Darlene Dobbs. When you stare into the Advyss, the Advyss stares back into you. Today your Advysor apologizes in a manner that completely fulfills the requirements of the legal department and the network producers for drinking beer on the job, and then answers several more questions about beer.

"This One Time..." is a show of stories that, like our lives, have no purpose -- but DO have an end. This is episode 4 from Bill Baxter, who tells about a time he went to a bar.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written by Paul Obarowski and read by Mandie Miles, with a special message from Sisyphist veteran Sarah Harmer. In this episode of The Sisyphist, Sisyphus does all the usual things and no additional ones.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the fact that Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands are a part of the landmass arbitrarily known as the United States, as well as the U.S. price increase for admission to national parks, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

It's a Nihilist Family Summer Vacation special! Floating in the endless void of blackness, there sits a tiny point of light. And in that warmth, the tiny little life on a tiny speck of sand flourishes. Vegetation opens its leaves, insects emerge from their dormancy, and the humans, in turn, also emerge from their own insulated cocoons. During this annual emergence, some humans will embark on a trip away from their regular homes, to a different, temporary home in a new location. This respite from reality is often a time for both fun activities, and rest-and-relaxation. And so we find our Nihilist family participating in that tradition. Join them as they head to their vacation spot at THE BEACH. Discover the true meaning of summer vacation along with Martha and Jimothy Sr., and their children Reese, Jimmy Jr., and the baby -- not to mention Sallie the dog -- in this radio drama. A Nihilist Family Summer Vacation is presented for your enjoyment by Cookie Pie Cakes.

In a world...where one family...dares to go on vacation... Join the Nihilist Family on Thursday, September 21st, 2017, or any day after that, for a summer vacation radio drama.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the anti-humanitarian efforts of neo-Nazis in the landmass arbitrarily known as the United States, as well as the U.S. president's non-condemnation of Naziism, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

This week on Let's Wine About It, host Claudio Bellington discusses what makes temperanillos so red. This episode was sponsored by Grandel Hammerstein representing Greg's Great Grapes, sponsored by Peter Pettering's Paper Products, sponsored by The Advyss endorsing Murphy's Mattresses, sponsored by Rocks. Tune in next week for a review of Sauvingnon Blancs and information on how they keep a sheep's wool glossy, lush, and clean.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for all of the news from SiphCon 2017. In this special edition of This Week In Nihilism, our team covers the highs and lows of the Sisyphist Convention 2017, including the Sisimulator, the unprecedented tension between purist and innovator factions of Sisyphus fan fiction writers, and a surprise appearance by a attendee who requires no introduction.

"What's the Meaning of This?" is a show about the nonsense meaning behind everything that exists. This week's expert is here to talk about language, and also candy.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written and read by Eric R. Hill. In this episode of The Sisyphist, Sisyphus vows to never drink again after a night of debauchery and regret. (Warning: possible sexual assault described)

This week in its 50th episode, Nihilist ASMR host Serenity Brixwater brings an extra-special series of 10 sounds designed to meaninglessly stimulate your brain cells. Sounds included in this episode: Candy wrappers Rice pouring Carrot chopping Door shutting Weekly Purr: Weirdo McFeardo Childless Playground Thunderstorm (with rain) Jet engine Black Hole Nothing

The Advyss is a call-in program with radio personality and advice guru Darlene Dobbs. When you stare into the Advyss, the Advyss stares back into you. Today your Advysor answers questions about what to do when the beer runs out, whether to believe Alex Jones or NASA, and what's crazier than a bag of cats.

"This One Time..." is a show of stories that, like our lives, have no purpose -- but DO have an end. This is episode 4 from Bill Baxter, who tells about a time he went swimming.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written and read by Drew Bagley. In this episode of The Sisyphist, Sisyphus tells of his travails at an open mic poetry night.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the anti-humanitarian efforts of the United States government, an update on the official rating of "peak nihilism," and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers protests in Turkey and Venezuela, some of the lies told by the President of the United States, the official rating of "peak nihilism," and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

In this special episode, Nihilist Podcast Network show hosts come together to join the #trypod campaign that ended several weeks ago, in order to recommend additional podcasts for your waking hours that conform to the high nihilist standard you have come to expect from NPN. Listen to these additional podcasts when you have exhausted the shows made available to you on Nihilist Podcast Network; rate and review them kindly when you do. Podcasts recommended by NPN hosts: The Edmontonian, with Cal Thomas The Dirt Nap podcast, with Chris and Henny Martinis and the Macabre, with Erica and Billy And That's Why We Drink, with Em and Christine Fresh Air, with Terri Gross You Made It Weird, with Pete Holmes Professor Blastoff, with Tig Notaro, Kyle Dunnigan and David Huntsberger

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in again with the episode written by Paul Obarowski and read by Felipe Salas-Ogilvie.

"What's the Meaning of This?" is a show about the nonsense meaning behind everything that exists. This week's expert is here to talk about teaching and the future of education.

This episode of The Reckoning Radio Hour features an interview with Amelia Earhart, who's on the show to talk with Hades, our host, discussing her achievements in flying while she was still above ground. This week's musical guest is Trouble's Afoot, playing their song "Tom Dead," available for the living on bandcamp and with a music video on Youtube.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written and read by Chris Revel. In this episode of The Sisyphist, Sisyphus gets a day off from pushing the rock, only to find himself assigned to another sisyphean task.

The Advyss is a call-in program with radio personality and advice guru Darlene Dobbs. When you stare into the Advyss, the Advyss stares back into you. Today your Advysor answers questions of a philosophical nature -- about rules, about lying, and about what to do when someone won't stop trying to convert you to their ideology.

"This One Time..." is a show of stories that, like our lives, have no purpose -- but DO have an end. This is episode 3 from Bill Baxter, who muses on the subject of death. (If you have children with you and you would like them to remain illusioned about death for now, you may not want to have them listen to this episode. Similarly, if you are feeling depressed, you may want to sit this one out. Or listen to it multiple times if it makes you feel better. It's up to you.)

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written and read by Paul Obarowski. This futuristic Sisyphist takes us into the expanses of outer space, and the cramped interiors of the machines that allow humans to live there.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the inauguration of the 45th U.S. president, the newly appointed cabinet members and heads of departments, and the oldly elected Congress, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

The Advyss is a call-in program with radio personality and advice guru Darlene Dobbs. When you stare into the Advyss, the Advyss stares back into you. Today your Advysor answers questions about making Valentine's Day special.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the outcome of the U.S. presidential election, "holiday season" events, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

It's a Nihilist Family Christmas special! Nestled beneath the outline of snow-capped mountains sits the all-American town of Lutzen. The honest folk there are going about their business, getting in their cars and driving home, having fully exchanged their short day for money paper. The children, having finished assembling their rotund snowpeople, disperse and return to their quaint suburban homes. It’s a good town, if such a thing is possible. And at the end of Shaw St, halfway around the cul-de-sac, lives our own Nihilist Family. A Nihilist Family Christmas is presented for your enjoyment by Cookie Pie Cakes.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode pianoed by Paul Obarowski.

Welcome to Cynthia Friend's stunning hellscape of a yard, explored as always by "At Home With Nothing" host Jon Hobart. Find out how she does it in this episode! To get the same results on your property, try reading Friend's recently released book "The Surrender Garden: For Dust We Are and To Dust We Shall Return," now available in hardcover, paperback and audiobook editions!

This episode of The Reckoning Radio Hour features an interview with Jonathan Edwards, who's on the show to talk with Hades, our host, discussing his most famous sermon from the brief, fleeting time he was alive, titled "Sinners In the Hands of an Angry God." This week's musical guests are The Dirt Naps, performing their song "Wars to be Won."

Please give us your money so that we stop doing this pledge drive. Please. Please. Our pledge drive interrupts a riveting live performance of 30 Minutes of Quiet Weeping by Jean-Paul Beaumont.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode led by Mary Mattheis.

"What's the Meaning of This?" is a show about the nonsense meaning behind everything that exists. This week's expert is here to talk about art.

The Advyss is a call-in program with radio personality and advice guru Darlene Dobbs. When you stare into the Advyss, the Advyss stares back into you. Today your Advysor answers questions about taking out the recycling and roommates who steal your things.

"This One Time..." is a show of stories that, like our lives, have no purpose -- but DO have an end.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written and read by Bill Kracke. Listen for a special promo code to get you 10% off admission to next year's Siphcon!

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers "the word on the street" about the U.S. presidential race, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, the weather, and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

As you begin this meditation, lay your body down onto your sleeping surface. Close your eyelids, sheltering your precious eyeballs from the vacuum of space you are about to imagine.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with a special between-seasons anthology edition episode written and read by Phil "The Drill" Burgess.

This Week In Nihilism: your source for none of the news that matters. This week, our team covers the meaningless topics of Brexit and U.S. presidential votes actually mattering, and as always, nihilism in popular culture, as well as the weather and the Nietzsche quote of the week.

The Greek chorus of Sisyphus fan fiction writers chimes in with an episode written and read by Sarah Harmer.

"What's the Meaning of This?" is an interview show about the nonsense meaning behind everything that exists. This week's expert is here to talk about business, and how to start your own.