NOT FUNNY w/ Max & Dugger

A tale of legend and myth, of crackheads and homosexuals.  A story of degenerate meth-addicts and dog fondling chomos.  A nightmare. A cautionary tale. A ballad of human nature.Join us as we examine the scum of humanity, and prod the debased depths of depravity.A yarn based wholly on true events, only the names, places, and events have not been changed, because fuck you."I laughed. I cried. I laughed and cried so hard, I shit my pants."-The Spew York Times----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Maximilien, as a proud black man, is disgusted by the revisionist whitewashing of the Dahomey and Agojie tribes portrayed in the new film, "The Woman King".Dahomeys were a bad gang of brutal bitches who enslaved their own people and sold them to the white devils, and yet Hollywood has decided to uplift them as African heroes...Hell to the Naw-naw-naw, Brother Man. We ain't fixin' to stand for none of this jive.Ya' heard.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Well. Max is talking about dicks today. Surprise.He could've kept going all day about retarded celebrity penises, but Muslim Steve had to step in towards the end and head off the storm of dicks looming on the horizon of Maximilien's mind.This episode is extremely dick heavy. Whole lotta dicks.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Maximilien got super baked off a horker dab before this episode, so it's a bit all over the place, but his heart and soul are behind it 100%.Things get a little spicy, and a little weird, as Max delves into some of Hollywood's modern tropes and sales tactics, as well as the prevalence of woke remakes and reboots.He also somehow winds asking Tom Cruise to impregnate him with his alien lizard eggsacs in return for a hit film role and the protections of Xenu.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Brother Maximilien has found himself upon the unrighteous end of false accusations, called before Congress, The Public, and GAWD himself to protest for his innocence, brothers and sisters!He has been slandered, libeled, besmirched and defamed!All for the sake of comedy's name!So excuse my brother for preaching his truth, and try to enjoy our comedic fruits.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

THE QUEEN IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE KING!LONG LIVE THE PATRIARCHY!!!Allahu Akbar!!!But seriously,  rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth.  You were a dime piece when you first took the throne.Max is unleashed today, free from his previous Matriarch and under the Royal Dudeness, his HIGHness Charles. 420 blaze it, no scope.Muslim Steve is handling the board, and Dugger has been missing for a couple months now, but who cares, yeah?Also, fuck those dive bar bitches. Not... literally. They're gross.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Lawdy, they was the Lords of the Gangs, and they wuz kangs.Amazon has finally achieved Tolkien's vision of the diverse early eras of Middle Earth.  The time before Adolf the White Wizard came to power and purified the lands of men.Praise the lawd, and grab some bling!Max is talking about the Lawd of The Rings!Happy Memorial Day!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Not Funny is back, but the show is down a man.  Something mysterious and horrible happened to Dugger, but we can't be fucked with that, so the show must go on!Assisting Maximilien in piloting the show today is Skreedle Haus intern, Muslim Steve, who for some reason never learned anything about sticking the landing. Fingers Crossed.Maximilien decided to take this solo exposition time to touch on a sensitive subject that hits close to home for him.  The absolutely dog-shit awful state of the Bartending Scene in Boca Raton, Florida.  Dem Tiddies is wack.So come listen to Max rant about not seeing enough cleavage and clunge when he's pounding back the sauce at the local watering holes. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Well. Someone blew up the Georgia Guidestones. Who would've guessed people might have a problem with a mysteriously funded monument that espouses reducing the human population by over 90%?Go figure.Shit is also going down in Japan Town, and tragically former PM Shinzo Abe has been assassinated at a great loss to the nation of Japan. We make some tasteful jokes.Also, Laura Ingraham is a dumb old bitch who watched too much reefer madness. Would still smash.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Mother of God. Those fucking tits.A fresh snap of Nancy Pelosi's pendulous chesticles has made the rounds upon the internets, and many confused boners have been elicited.Obviously this is a deep-state liberal ploy to draw blood away from cis-white male conservative brains via sexual diversion, and effect the midterms in Democrats' favor!So, of course, this is pretty much the only topic Max & Dugger will be able to talk about.Whip'em out and start stropping boys. These puppies are firing hard on the Shapiro scale.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Happy 4th Of July!It's the glorious birthday of the greatest nation on Earth, and in history, The United States of America.So, let's honor the 1st amendment and a bunch of empty allegations and lewd jokes at the expensive of public figures!God Bless America!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

It's the Week Sauce, Brother! We've been hangin' and bangin' and rounding up the dumbest crap we can find on the internet to occupy ourselves during this Week's Saucey Friday episode.Take it from the Macho Man, this episode has something for everyone, Trans-X-Men, The End of The Month of Rainbow Darkness, Inflationary Boobies, Epstein Island, and so much more. Oh Yeeaah!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

It's another Wednesday.Max spends most of this episode trying to convince Dugger that Ghislaine Maxwell has sex appeal, despite being a soulless monster.She does have some absolutely pendulous sweater muffins though.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Apparently there was some UFC fight this weekend or something?Roe v. Wade?I'm not super familiar with those two combatants, but I'm looking forward to catching the fight on a replay.Not sure it's gonna be worth burning a city down over, but I'm open to being surprised.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Max & Dugger had prep for this Week Sauce, and it pretty much devolved into doing impersonations of Dan Soder doing impersonations of Randy "Macho Man" Savage.Then we started talking about big-tiddie goth farmer girlfriends and the woes of finding a mate in the age of Nu-Women.The world is over, let's watch it burn.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Who built the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt?Was it interstellar Italian contractors? Or something far more sinister?Are the Ancient Pyramids really devices of sexual torture and sado-masochistic rituals of the Gods of the ancient past?Is there shit on the tip of pyramids?To the questions. and more, Ancient Astronaut theorists Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus say...Yes!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

It's been a shit week for some people. Mostly Justin Bieber, whose new album has people making some weird fucking faces.  Not sure if it's disgust or a new form of smiling, but it seems permanent. Also, some fat bitch demands the right to murder horses with her gargantuan ass.Oh, and some gay shit too. Pride month and all that.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

The Great White Buffalo spills forth from the fleshy shaft of the Earth, towards the bosom of the sky goddess' perky milkers.Furiously stroking the shaft of your arrow will cause a great rash, but if you use the sacred lubricating waters of lake Minnetonka, you will protect your mighty totem pole.Journey with us, as we explore the ancient mysteries of stroking, long held by the great Shamans, Max & Dugger.Fi-ya Was-sa!Fi-Ya Was-sa!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Nicolas Cage. America's Best Worst Actor.From Raising Arizona, to stealing the declaration of independence, Nicolas Cage proves that anyone can make it in Hollywood if their uncle is Francis Ford Coppola.Aside from being a terribly good actor of the nouveau shamanistic arts, he also seems to have a thing for the Asian women as well.Is Nicolas Cage a gay immortal Vampire who likes to feed on young nubile Ladyboys?Join us, and find out.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

World is ending.We're fucked.Who cares.Let's just laugh at the dumb shit happening all around us as the whole thing goes out in a glorious Nuclear inferno. Maybe Max and I will survive to broadcast our dumb show into the empty, desolate wasteland for a world of ghosts and fleeting memories.Huh... I guess the more things change, the more they stay the same.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Silicone Sex Dolls, Revolution of the future? Or one of the seven signs of the apocalypse?Is this a plot to plummet human birthrates?How tight is the pussy?How much do they cost?Do they come in the chicks with dicks variety?How much does it cost to ship a rubber fuck corpse?I have so many questions...----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Jared Leto is not an especially gifted individual, but there are two things he has mastered:Starring in the shittiest Superhero films, and playing gay men with blood diseases.Enter - MORBIUS.By combining his two greatest passions, Mr. 30-Seconds-To-HIV has produced for us, his Magnum Opus.Jared Leto's entire preposterously dog-shit career has led to this moment.To this atrocity.And THEY FUCKING RE-RELEASED IT INTO THEATERS?!Bold move, Cotton. It's MORBIN' Time.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

A man donates retard sperm to lesbians; The Queen of England is old as shit; Surprise, Florida Man killed by Alligator; David Lee Roth is a fucking lizard mutant fueled by cocaine and warm sidewalks; and someone stole a Tabernacle, forcing Max to learn what a Tabernacle is.It's the Week Sauce baby, come get some up in your guts.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Our neighborhood is becoming Chinatown!Big Trouble in Little Boca. Egg Shen and his child bride have moved in next door, and we're pretty sure he's thinking about eating our pets.They seem like nice enough people though.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Happy Memorial Day, America!Let's honor our brave fallen men and women, by having a bit of a laugh.No notes. No pre-planning.Just Max & Dugger talking about gay shit as usual. But today, it's patriotic.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Trannies and Feces.Peas in a pod.The best two topics for a podcast, ever, always.Guess what we talked about? Trannies and Turds? Hell Yeah we did.Ricky Gervais stepped in shit, and we're here to scrape it off and fling it.SUCK MY DICK.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Whelp...Youtube went and gave us a strike for "Medical Misinformation".So... yeah.Youtube is a bunch of childish faggots who can't have a good time.We're totally not mad, and we're definitely not going to spend an entire hour trashing Susan Wojcicki and that dumpster fire censorship den she runs. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Here we go again...Guess somebody probably fucked a monkey or something, and now we're all going to have to fucking lockdown again aren't we?!CAN WE JUST NOT FUCK THE MONKEYS?!Did Bill Gates fuck a monkey?!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Another week... more chaos... more madness...Now it's fake titty milk. Supply is short. Babies scream into the night, and grown men in diapers throw temper tantrums as they furiously, but struggle in futility trying to masturbate.They turn to me, weeping and begging for a savior... but I'm too busy suckling the sweet nectar of American Home-Grown, Grade-A Titty Milk. Direct from the lactating tap. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Call Us Now! For Your Free Psychic Sodomizing!Would you like to talk to your deceased relatives?Well fuck you. You can't!But Gary Spivey will take your cash if you want to play pretend... So will an entire rogue's gallery of conmen and cunts.So pull out your credit card, and prevent your money being stolen by grifters, by immediately giving it all to us!*cough* notfunny.gumroad.com *cough*----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

It's a bird!It's a plane!NO! It's a... ma'am...?It's SUPER GAY! The most powerful faggot in the universe! Able to suck up latent semen from his surroundings to power his AIDs lasers of death!You can run! You can hide! But your asshole will always be brought to justice!SUPER GAY!(***Detachable Trans-Penis Sold Separately)----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipIntro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Episode 50, Friday The 13th, Week Sauce XIII...and Andy Dick has gone and done it again!Have the stars themselves aligned just for our amusement?!This time he has allegedly shoved his Andy Dickbeaters up the supple rectum of a member of the Captain Content IRL streamer crew.Oh, Andy! You scamp!We do a deep dive on the aspects of gRAPE jelly and non-consensual fecal extraction.Get up on our sauce and let the sticky Dick drippings fill your soul.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Lady Gaga... that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...We're still debating whether the madame monster possesses a girthy male member between her legs.  It's very relevant. I think.We also talk about some other garbage human beings like Madonna, Paris Hilton, Kathy Griffin, and the fat cunts on The View.All of them, extremely relevant and important people, that we should absolutely respect...----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By "He-Man Synthwave Cover" by Giraffe"He-Man Theme [Metal Version]" by Megaraptor"He-Man Opening Theme [Piano Cover]" by CLMC Music(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Anus... the final frontier.  These are the voyages of the USS Enterguys, on our journey to probe the rectal cavity of Earth.Which is, of course, a flat disc covered by an invisible dome like firmament, protecting us from God's jism floating in the heavens above.Also, if you want to be rapper, you better learn to relax your asshole.Conspiracies! Fun!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Breaking News!Baby murder is now illegal in the United States, and the hoes be mad!No more raw dog loads for the skanky bitches!Trans-Father penile birth canal!What the fuck did I just write?!Join us, and then wish you didn't!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Llllet's get rrrrready tooooo BUTTFUCK!!!Here in the heart of the underground gay wrestling arena, where men test how hard they are by slamming forcefully into other men with passionate vigor, brother!This isn't a place for those with a weak rectum. You're going to get stretched, and punded, and beat off into a champion, brother!OOOOOOOOH YEAAHH!!!!!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

A few long long hours ago, in a makeshift home studio somewhere in South Florida...We talked about Max getting digital lynched by soy-side force users, all because he said Disney Star Wars suffers from teh big gay.Then we talked about gay Star Wars, and force-choking the chicken.Good times. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

We did a different thing this week.We recorded the podcast while we went for a walk.We're busy today. Fuck off.>>>NeighborhoodBackgroundNoise.wav----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Elon Musk bought the twitters, and the future looks strange and unknown.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylive)

Elon Musk bought the twitters, and the future looks strange and unknown.Will he usher in an era of N-towers and K-bombs?Will we see the forced conversion of humanity into the Borg hivemind?Maybe we'll get satellite powered prostate vibrators.So many possibilities.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylive)

The year is 2022, roving hoards of transgender grape gangs stalk the wasteland looking for cis-white males to buck break and milk of their precious Hetero-nut.Two men have heard the call, the gargled screams of straight men being drowned in vats of radioactive he-she sauce, and they have decided to answer.Now, together, they will race the broken roadways of this post-apocalyptic hell-scape, hunting for villainous bussies to power drive back into dong-sucking submission!Coming This Now!THUNDERDOMEStarring "Mad" Maximilien Skreedle & "Double D" Dugger Von Haus, in this action packed erotic conquest for the whole family!***NOT SUITABLE FOR GENERAL AUDIENCES***----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Disney is getting bent over the DeSantis desk and having their corporate cheeks lubed up for a nice prodding.Will we finally get to find all the bodies buried under the amusement park?Will we finally get to see the snuff tapes of Mickey torturing illegal migrant children to harvest their adrenochrome?Is it illegal to throw pennies at minorities from the people mover, or is it a brand new form of ally-ship and activism?I don't fucking know.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.~Check Us Out On SPOTIFY~https://open.spotify.com/show/6GNKDcsaywQUWA43zB19S4---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show

Happy 420!We're joined by a special guest host today.Filling in for Maximilien Skreedle, is none other than the Child of Brother Nature himself, the one and only Cosmic Spooge!We got high as fuck. Apparently our streaming set up also got a contact buzz, because none of the pictures we talked about on the Live Stream were captured! Fantastic!Doesn't matter here though. You're a dirty audio only listener.Let's get baked.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.~Check Us Out On SPOTIFY~https://open.spotify.com/show/6GNKDcsaywQUWA43zB19S4---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylive)

Alex Jones, the true beacon of masculine peak performance, and patriotic vigor.Blaire White, formerly a dude, but now has a decent set of tits and a passable face.Together? Forever? And Never to Part?-----------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects & Drops, Live Performed by DVH)Support the show

It's Good Friday.We're late as fuck.Shit gets weird.Repent Sinners.----------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro Base Music By https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8E6f-K2c3U(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylive)

They came from deep within the shaft!They came to set fire to your glans!Beware! Terror! Fear! Itching! Genital Discomfort!It's The...ATTACK Of The Burning Dick Beetles!-----------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects & Drops, Live Performed by DVH)Support the show

Otherworldly. Heavy. Ominous. Girthy. Those sure as fuck aren't moons.Shia LaBeouf's Hi-Tech Testicles. Destroyer of Worlds.-----------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects & Drops, Live Performed by DVH)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylive)

The Demon Diddler of Fleet Street.Old Uncle Jimmy Savile. Knight of the British Realm, Media Personality and National Sensation, and also predatory monster who ran unchecked through Britain for nearly 5 decades.A man of the people.This one is a bit dark.-----------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects & Drops, Live Performed by DVH)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylive)

Obama is actually running the show, like a puppet master with his arm firmly planted up Joe Biden's wrinkled old O-ring.-----------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects & Drops, Live Performed by DVH)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylive)

We're getting some new neighbors.Of the "Sucky Sucky 5 Dolla" Persuasion.I am very aroused.-----------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects & Drops, Live Performed by DVH)Support the show

BREAKING NEWS! China Invades Taiwan! Russia Nukes Itself! Joe Biden doesn't shit his pants for an entire 24 hour news cycle! Will Smith really slapped Chris Rock!Nah. April Fools you fucking idiots.-------------------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylive)

Pull out and splash the mark of Zoro on your partner's back in support of the war in Ukraine.Right? Is that right?---------------------------------------------------------Join Maximilien Skreedle & Dugger Von Haus on an educational journey through the modern era, where you will learn exactly what is no longer funny in our new globalized safe space utopia. Remember, laughter is illegal, and happiness is a capitol offense. Everything we say and do is for your safety, and no matter what, it is absolutely Not Funny.---DONATE---COME TO OUR GUMROAD PAGE! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO SUPPORT US!https://notfunny.gumroad.com/-The Lame Options-Patreon:      https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylivePayPal:        https://paypal.me/skreedlehausSLOBS:        https://skreedlehaus.live/tipJoin Us Trading Crypto On Coinbase!https://www.coinbase.com/join/4KTECVBTC:      3CWWe78MMWv9sfv4YNBttRWesRZxDNdo7METH:      0x4E40522a0Ae3c57D5470FaebcC790d53982226E4DOGE:   DGtVDJ5fra5fsg1ee6FddcLc8i5JvRGZEBADA:      addr1vxvuxmjqeurk93kgur5nuwd7s0gk3mfls4v0y4faxst9wugszpy44Intro/Outro Base Music By Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio(Mixed Effects Live Performed)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/notfunnylive)