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shameless besties susie stellar & sidney summers explore what it means to be naked, immortalized, and thriving on the world wide web with some of the brightest stars in adult entertainment ⭐️

online forever


    • Apr 18, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 56 EPISODES


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    WILLIAM BANKS ESCAPED JAIL AND ATHEISM (Ep. 52)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 41:44


    The girls sit down with their first guest in eons, William Banks! They discuss his infamous jail break viral video, the meme coin rug pull that followed, near death experiences, and his passion for anti-atheist activism. After escaping jail and donating 50k to Palestine, William tells us his biggest goal is to get married and start a family.FULL UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODES AT:⁠patreon.com/onlineforeverpod⁠

    9/11: I DON'T KNOW HER (Ep. 51)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 46:24


    Online Forever is BACK with a new one-on-one. The girls discuss getting back into the adult industry after a hiatus, whether their vague memories of 9/11 make them millennials or zoomers, the changing role of men in modern society, going to the med spa when you're feeling vulnerable, and cultivating hope as the world crumbles around us.For the full uncensored episode and tons of bonus content go to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

    PLAY PARTY DO'S & DONTS (Ep. 50)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 47:30


    We spent Valentine's Day evening at a much anticipated play party (as undercover spies) where we found god, made love, and fought off actual ogres. We briefly discuss the OJ Simpson documentary and taste test new flavors of our favorite new candy (Peelerz) before reading some crazy listener submissions about group s*x and sharing our own polyamory nightmares. Get the full unedited version (30 mins of bonus content) here: Patreon.com/onlineforeverpodCome see us on tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

    FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENTS UNITE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 42:49


    Happy Valentines Day our forever and evers!!! Chances are if you enjoy our podcast you may be the weirdo of the family - well - you are not alone!!! We hear from our fellow outcasts who submitted stories, address the pregnancy rumors, the recent press conference in the oval office, spill tea on yet another disturbing male in the adult industry, and discuss being the family pariah.

    CRAZY DR*NK COLLEGE GIRLS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 49:36


    This week we go back in time to share insane and shameful college stories, from topless parties to actual psychotic mental breaks. We touch touch on Grammys scandals and our latest fantasies.

    STRANGE ADDICTIONS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 36:47


    We asked our listeners to share their strangest addictions and BOY DID YALL DELIVER. This episode has it all: forgery, eating raw dough, various smells and inhalants, pica, and so much more, plus a new F*ck Marry Kill: billionaire edition. We also debate whether the new so-called horror film Presence was really worth all the hype (MAJOR SPOILER ALERTS ‼️). COME SEE US ON TOUR!!! https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

    Stalking the Slenderman and Escaping the LA Wildfires

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 26:16


    We escaped the flames moments after recording this episode, in which we reflect on our recent foray into stalking OJ's stalker (aka Slenderman). We cover the appeal of stalking--the clarity of purpose, the thrill, the sense of control--and why it's okay for women to stalk :) We also discuss how a natural disaster is the best time to win your ex back. Donate directly to Gofundmes of black & brown folks affected by the LA wildfires here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/...https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/... onlineforeverpod.com for links to patreon, merch, and the hosts' socials

    Speed Dating on the Spectrum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 32:29


    This week we close out our 2024 with a year in review of all the clowns we dated before answering listener advice questions from how to approach a woman without being creepy to the meaning of life. We wrap with a storytime about a speed dating event we were conned into. Happy new years donkeys (or are we calling you something else now? Let us know in the comments

    Confessing Our Deepest Darkest Fantasies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 30:22


    We have a lot to say this week - from creepy neighbors to judgmental aunties to LA influencers to all kinds of fantasies that run through our complex and deranged minds. We confess and share our fantasies across the spectrum, from the tradwife "happy" ending to Robot Perfect Husband to CNC in a public park type beat.... (speaking of fantasies... how do we feel about Ludacris?) Of course we sprinkle in some mommy + daddy issues. Enjoy our confessions and please feel free to come forward in the comments!  MERCH - onlineforever.net LIVE PODCAST TOUR 2025 - https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

    We Snuck Into LA's Most Exclusive Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2024 28:51


    Happy holidays to all our haters & more importantly to our lovers! This episode we pick our least favorite contestants from the most recent season of Love is Blind & discuss the disadvantages of being a hot ginger (such as interacting with the pumpkin pounder community). We also talk Erewhon, our recent foray into the Magic Castle, & celibacy, all before introducing a new confessional segment in which we realize that unfortunately, pick up artists might be onto something. patreon.com/onlineforeverpod for tons of bonus content including the full, hour-long, unedited version of this episode

    Furry Curious with Wic Whitney

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 30:41


    This week we are joined by Sidney's long time friend, musician and comedian Wic Whitney! We talk extensively about sexy cartoon characters, Disney villains, what kind of furry we would be, and figure out whether Chat GBT has enough bars to be a ghostwriter. This is a celebration of gay love and all things homosexual--and the list might surprise you

    TWAT IS LOVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 21:34


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    Rich Men are Terrifying

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 21:19


    hi donkeys!!! This week we had a little too much caffeine and it shows. We discuss technofeudalism, the AI revolution, rich men being gay as heck and into snakes, feet language, our night at karaoke which led to Sidney being pulled over, our time at a beach silent disco with the Leather Man, and of course, the 5 billion dollar Minion-dustry. Full hour uncut uncensored episode on www.patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH www.onlineforeverpod.net MARCH 2025 PACIFIC NORTHWEST TOUR!!! Seattle, Portland...... we are coming for you! plus two more surprise cities Theme song produced by  @dankesound 

    Slaying Butt Demons & Finding God

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 42:56


    We're talking religion & politics—just in time for the holidays

    Not Seeking Any Arrangements

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 25:46


    The girls sit down to have a normal silly time but the Mossman took over. Before the mental breakdowns - Sidney and OJ discuss The Sopranos, body hair, seeking arrangements, cradle robbing, chimp crazy, psychics and health insurance, seizures, politics and some cursed KMF scenarios. Full episode patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH onlineforeverpod.net

    The Roast of Morgan Jay

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 40:56


    We finally caved and invited the autotune king, Morgan Jay, to join us for a chat. However, none of his equipment was working… AWKWARD! Instead we get real about polyamory, butt stuff, and whether or not OJ did it, all while roasting each other for dominance. We know you guys love a flirty, lowbrow male guest, so head over to patreon.com/onlineforeverpod for the full unedited episode.

    KATE LAVRENTIOS is juicy AF

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 36:46


    International super model Kate Lavrentios from the Six Feet Above podcast blesses the studio this week and the girls could not be more excited! Kate shares her worst job, why she prefers petite princes, her take on a cursed reddit AITA, what Project Runway was REALLY like, and opens up about her 5 years of sobriety.  @KateLavv  for more Kate! For the hour-long uncensored version go to patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

    Singing & Siezing Through the Pain with Harper Rose Drummond

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 36:38


    We're joined by our first guest of the season in this legendary crossover with comedian Harper Rose Drummond! We discuss bullying, the skims nipple bra, forgiveness, lying, and sobriety. @harperrosed on all platforms for more Harper! onlineforever.net for patreon & merch!

    Answering Heinous DMs & Addressing the Rumors

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 41:37


    The girls go full blast answering LOADS of your burning questions. We're talking hometowns, Stanley cups, neurodivergence, aspirations, how to win someone back, rumors from high school, and whether we would keep the baby. Is it harder to fall in love as a wh*re? Have we had any beef with comedians in our transition to comedy? F AROUND AND FIND OUT! patreon & merch: onlineforever.net

    Dog Attacks & NYC Live Show Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 39:52


    Season 5 kicks off with the hosts' summer escapades to the east coast, where they celebrated their inaugural live show in NYC. Both women share gripping tales of recent dog/coyote attacks before a candid discussion on sperm donation: how many kids can one cup produce? Finally, they reflect on the challenges of navigating self-objectification in comedy. For the full uncensored version head to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod For merch head to http://onlineforever.net/merch

    BETH STELLING delivers her ted talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 46:25


    Legendary comic and total angel Beth Stelling explains how to get a comedy special on Netflix and philosophizes on how your stand up persona relates to your true self. We talk oversharing, her famous impression of her mother, and whether you can be funny without trauma.

    COMMITTING 19 CRIMES

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 61:59


    It's just the girls this week, enjoying a glass of wine while chatting about threesomes, orgasms, scabies, and having the wind knocked out of you. Sid brings a harrowing new segment.

    Lost in a parking garage with GABBY LAMB

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 50:43


    Comedian and happily alive human sits down with the gorls to discuss stand up, men being scary, relationships, bedroom horror stories, the parking garage purgatory, and texts from dad.

    GRACIE JANE takes us to church

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 51:58


    Performer and artist Gracie Jane GRACES us this week with conversation about growing as a person, high school superlatives, what it means to be trans, and her music career.

    UNCLE LASER exposes himself to us

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 40:36


    This week the girls travel inside the mind of Austin, Texas's finest export. We discuss whether humans are capable of monogamy, maternal bonding, and abusive witches.

    ROBBY HOFFMAN loves men

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 56:11


    We were so excited to sit down with one of our favorite comics Robby Hoffman! We discussed everything from small wieners and queerness to war and winning the bachelorette.

    MISS B NASTY & ISH MCFLY came to town.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 45:27


    The queen Miss B Nasty herself and our favorite tiny tot Ish McFly made this episode their b*tch right before we threw a rager for Susie's birthday. We talk crazy birth stories, baby daddies, introversion, and fixations. Viva la Puerto Rico!

    NILES ABSTON wrote a movie about aliens

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 38:15


    The girls sit down with comedian Niles Abston during the Netflix is a Joke festival. They discuss ufos, pumpkin pounding, movies, writing for Dave, LA scammers, and their undying love for Doja Cat.

    WE JOINED A CULT?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 57:29


    The hosts resist their recent foray into 12 step programs, discuss past boyfriends, and introduce a new segment for the girls n gays.

    STEEBEE WEEBEE does NOT have a micro

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 78:18


    WELCOME TO SEASON 4 !! We're kicking off season 4 with fellow podcaster Steve Lee of the Steebee Weebee show! We talk Mormonism, Scientology, addiction, and moving on from schizophrenic homeless exes with grace and dignity. We had a shocking blast letting him ask us insane questions and share disturbing stories that made us question reality.

    SEX ADDICTION: the truth will set you free

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 70:52


    The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. Hope you like sushi!!! cus we are serving this episode RAW this week. Sid and Stellar get real about their feelings about the industry, recap some twitter drama, open up and admit some insecurities and look towards the future.

    THE GIRTHMASTER has a wine bottle in his pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2024 57:42


    the gorls sit down with the master of circumference this week to discuss girth, grips, insecurities, Aussie slang, virality, short kings, what it's really like to live every man's dream, and the low bar of being "one of the good ones" in the industry.

    HOLLY RANDALL is a legend

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 65:51


    Acclaimed adult film director, podcaster, and fellow curly head Holly Randall pays the girls a visit. She talks God, addiction, and what it was like growing up as the daughter of Playboy's first female staff photographer.

    Hailey Rose & Max Fills are thirsty little hamsters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 61:00


    The Hub's newest favorite freaks Max Fills (your mom) and Hailey (big naturals) Rose come to the studio to talk all things adult, bitcoin, and milking table dream homes. The gorls are hungover and struggling... barely able to interview but they do their best to engage with friends who are going deeper into an industry that they are desperate to distance from.

    STRIPPER STORIES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 57:54


    The gals revisit their experiences working in rural strip clubs before the pandemic forced them *online forever.* Counting money and blessings, it's Arkansas vs. Maine when it comes to comparing club owners, rates, rules, playlists, and whore-or stories.

    LEAH HAYES has a squeaky clean hole :3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 71:20


    Flawless adult performer Leah Hayes comes to the studio to spill half of the tea. The girls discuss her an*l prep routine, the lack of trans recognition in the AVNs, and a certain p*mp who moonlights as a mechanic. Sid once again cannot make it through an episode without talking about poop.

    INDICA FLOWER is gay

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 66:41


    The one and only hub hippy Indica Flower comes by the studio to radiate joy and light. We talk about her origin story, exhibitionist tendencies, cultural appropriation, how her dreadlocks saved her life, and chickens.

    CHE DURENA

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 71:10


    Stand up comedian Che Durena joins as the first guest of Season 3! We cover A LOT of ground, including chlamydia, buttholes, eating placenta, pooping yourself, polyamory, and horny fans. So many heaux tales within.

    SHAMANIC BEEF

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2024 54:27


    Welcome back to season 3 & the beginning of online forever's INDEFINITE RELEASE! The girls cover their new year's trip to Guatemala, fake shamans, the horrors of body paint, and the duality of having intercourse with two of the top male performers in Miami.

    SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2023 49:47


    Season two trauma is a wrap! the babes set various records straight such as herpes slander, toxic pseudo celebrity exes, the ripple effects of the shark attack years later and the threat mechanic's clown behavior.

    SNAKECHANNELER be SNAKECHANNELING

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2023 73:17


    Snakechanneler Stephanie Ulrich brings in her snakey Shesha & BLOWS OUR FRICKING MINDS. We talk about billionaires, orgies, billionaire orgies, snake bussy (snussy) and what it's like to be pretty damn psychic.

    LENA PAUL is off the market

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 74:26


    The mystical legend and top 10 hub goddess Lena Paul emerges from hiding to share some BIG news about nuptials and procreation with the gorls. We cover a lot of ground, from psychedelics to “consensual cannibalism." Everyone comment “congratulations lena!” if you're a real one :)

    ALEX JONES -- no, not that one

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 60:08


    Ten-year industry vet and BDB (big d*ck b*astard) Alex Jones busts it wide open and leaves his whole load on the court in this horny, tea-filled ep ☕️ He discusses banging moms from Craigslist, making a girl cry when he lost his virginity, and the dark side of big weewee privilege that no one wants you to know.

    ARI KYTSYA: T!TTY TIK TOK PRINCESS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2023 53:29


    TikTok magnate Ari Kytsya blesses the stu to tell us about her start in a content house (surviving human trafficking), staying grounded in Seattle, and shit sliming herself in the Maldives.

    JENNA FOX INVENTED EUPHORIA

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2023 67:36


    Legend, lesbian, & Canadian high fashion model Jenna Foxx shows us her absolutely unhinged hinge profile & discusses her plans to crossover from corn into the mainstream world by scrubbing her internet presence.

    ELLY coming in CLUTCH

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 63:06


    FIRST 4SOME EP! Elly Clutch & Jak Knife join to talk about their explosive rise to tube site fame, their recent engagement, and surreal plot lines in corn.

    HOLLY DAY is SLAY

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 55:58


    Rising adult starlet Holly Day spills LOADS of hot tea on break ups, attracting wealthy men, and her stint on dating reality tv.

    GET A VASECTOMY

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 77:52


    The girls get real about danger in the industry, and share lived horror stories and how their new boundaries are protecting them from working with bad dudes in the future. heaven pov is discussed. CONTENT WARNING

    KING NOIR wants to detoxify masculinity

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 69:28


    King Noire demonstrates his line of toys and sits down to talk with the girls about all things fetish and safety. Stellar opens up about being assaulted at work, and the three of them discuss trauma prevention in the content industry.

    VIOLET MEYERS is alive & well

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 66:38


    The wildly angelic Violet Meyers graces the stu to teach the girls how real hentai fans get down. They talk about her big break moment, sloppy toppy, fan fux, boundaries & deep fakes*~

    EVERYONE WANTS TO BONE BRAD WILLIAMS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 77:11


    Hilarious comedian and friend of the show, Brad Williams, sits down with the girls to discuss similarities of our industries, threesomes, Netflix specials, and why his ass is so nice.

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