ReMake Me

Russ scheduled some phone time, William Smith is really going to make it in this acting game, Justin adulted really hard, Russ was bad at watching Reanimator and was better off for it, Reanimator took an unfilmable story and tried to film it anyway, Russ and his vain elbows, Justin …

Okay — I’m tired so this will be brief, Monkey Shines is maybe the most messed up movies we’ve watched on this podcast, it’s good though and gets a recommendation, Congo has caused Russ some deep seated issues that are still present to this day so we have a bit …

We remember the Internet bubble bursting, shipping stuff is expensive, spam callers suck, how to buy a car, Russ’s van got totaled, Scary Movie > Scary Movie 2, Russ sneezes like a man, Russ doesn’t like David Cross, SM2 isn’t funny, Russ didn’t make a pun, two ways to make …

Russ doesn’t remember the theme song to Mr. Belvedere and Justin spits out his favorite Belv factoid, Neil Degrasse Tyson has a bit of wisdom for every situation, Russ is rewatching Scrubs, the time Russ’s mom asked about the well-being of his testicles, the new game on Kickstarter that even …

Russ can’t think of a 90’s reference to start the show so he punts, Justin is all board gamed up in the head, Russ’s offspring are both making games, friend of the show Loud Jason is at the World Series of Poker right now, speaking up at work only leads …

Apparently most of the cultural touchstones from the 90s were beer commercials, the boy equivalent of Lisa Frank trapperkeepers, Russ got shorted in the 2nd grade gift exchange, Russ used to be a little klepto, Justin’s mom got forced out of the Postal Service, Russ’s dad is counting the days …

Russ’s family was laughing at Justin, earliest memories, how a Your Mom joke led to tears on Mother’s Day, Russ is killing it at this anniversary thing, Justin is playing the stock market, savings accounts used to be so much better, someone dropkicked The Arnold, Justin is gonna start fishing, …

Russ comes up with a brand new intro!, homes are expensive, the tree that needs to die, non-perverted Clive Barker art, Russ’s adventure in Kickstarter land, The Ballad of Danny P, Balloon Boy discussions, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhUvm8SunY , Russ puts on a trucker hat, 30 Rock was pretty good, Russ finally finishes …

Yo!, John Cena put out an actual rap album that was actually okay, Russ “accidentally” bought a Chinese knockoff board game, Fiasco is a fun role playing game that doesn’t need a game master, Russ has a “fiasco” story that seems to fit the word correctly, Justin doesn’t like Hatchet …

Russ needs new headphones, Marianne is home and Justin isn’t lonely anymore, steakhouse take out to bring in, buying your girlfriend expensive gifts, Russ got a job offer, Russ is this close to starting to play D&D, bowling shirts for the Chowder Society, Justin still wants ReMake Me merch, Russ …

Justin still has a cold and may sound extra sexy, Russ doesn’t remember board game night, the Notre Dame Cathedral was on fire and that was crazy, Russ’s latest homeless guy YouTube video, David Cronenberg has a messed up mind, twin movies are confusing – this one even more so, …

It’s our relationship episode!, Ben’s here!, Excitement!, Sobriety!, Justin is getting a cold, Russ doesn’t know what words are, Ben loses stuff, Russ made a game out of Justin’s dating story from last week –  the first of two games this episode, Swingers was Russ’s teenage movie, is Miramax still …

Russ enjoyed relistening to episode 100, Justin is a professional, the kid that destroys toilets, the first $50, hiring yourself for yardwork, bonding with the not-father-in-law, missing the mom spit, a real thinker, Argento’s weird style, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giallo , Russ had a weird Argento binge last year, extreme close ups on small …

Rest in Peace Larry Cohen, this is our tribute to the weird writer/director, Russ starts the podcast off by getting a little dirty, Justin doesn’t know directions, a classy way to begin the podcast, Justin’s social calendar has been very full this week, the easy shorthand that Russ makes sure …

Russ and Justin can’t make small talk anymore, Russ is getting really into board games, Justin really likes having things, the sweet spot in board game podcasts, Justin educates Russ on a Shaggy Dog Story, Urkel for Toxic Avenger, bad Netflix cartoons, Justin’s girlfriend left him (for a month), is …

Russ disrobes, the Dad playlist, Russ just wants to be left alone, Justin is getting a visit from the proto-mother-in-law, there’s more than corn in Indiana there’s Indiana Beach, corn vs. the GMO-haters, people who work with computers for a living aren’t adults they are just well-paid children, an update …

Russ starts the podcast off with something that has been on his mind since last week, guys who default to a female pronoun are a bit disingenuous, Russ is worried that he might be too much of a straight white male, Justin and his girlfriend are prettifying the house for …

It’s too early for Justin, Russ wishes his wife was more mean sometimes, Justin definitely isn’t dead yet, Russ was disappointed in A Quiet Place and Justin is disappointed in Russ, sometimes kids like things, blind skinny gorillas, Russ is not impressed by the monsters, this episode is just Russ …

Russ starts off with a game that turns macabre, Justin downs a thing of water, how comedians deal with death, Insane Clown Posse ruins friendships, what kind of puker are you?, trying to keep your cool when a medical professional is fondling you, is Jug Face a fairy tale?, Justin …

The podcast is really starting to take a toll on Russ and Justin’s friendship, Justin got to freeze on Saturday, Russ can’t pee in yoga pants, Russ and Justin trade game show contestant stories, this is probably the worst double header in the history of the podcast, the original ending …

Justin is bad at remembering to return Russ’s movies, losing money and food, how to build a podcast audience, Russ had a begrudging doctor’s visit and whines about it, Russ loves ruts, Justin accidentally made Russ a Post Malone fan, being a liberal and still a judgmental person, Justin is …

Executive decision: we talk about the weather – it’s cold, old people remember years, we remember when it used to be cold, wrestling games used to suck, we talk about death on this podcast a lot now that I think about it, Rumpelstiltskin spun gold off screen but not in …

Studio is a generous term for Russ’s basement, Justin kinda started a company, sams dot club does not redirect to samsclub dot com, Uncle Willy is not Uncle Billy, Russ can not figure out what words are, come after us Bloodhound Gang!, the Cryptkeeper should not get up and walk …

Russ and Justin had a musical mic test that you will never hear, maybe Russ likes memes, Russ specifically went to a party school and didn’t party, Russ had a very dad birthday, Justin’s gerry-rigged solution to not having curtains, Dead of Night doesn’t mean nighttime for some reason, Ed …

Russ’s son gives him the greatest compliment ever, Justin transforms after lunch, facial hair accidents, the government is shut down so we talk about that for a bit and it goes some places, Russ blows his own mind, Jeff Goldblum talk, and then the podcast really goes some places, we …

Justin took one for the team but it didn’t matter, Justin is not at the gym, Into The Spider-Verse is pure joy, why aren’t there animated horror films?, Russ schools Justin on Him, analog vs. digital, the technology of old games, Monstro! sucks, turning to the news on the radio, …

Russ mixes it up, Justin fought to have Christmas, Jewish Christmas, movies on Christmas, Justin’s Sean Connery impression is stolen from Tom Kerosec in high school, Pizza Hut tears the hosts asunder, there are two evil elevator movies!, drink every time they say lift and you’ll die, I need to …

Marianne is here!, Russ starts it off with some hot takes right off the bat, Russ and Marianne both had Gizmo dolls, Justin used to have planning skills, tales of the BMV, 2nd grade politics, don’t ask Marianne for a synopsis – she will have none of it, Ferris Bueller …

Justin’s girlfriend’s dad’s heart got shocked back to working right (that’s a lot of possessive apostrophes), Munchhausen by proxy, a history of the instruments that Russ and Justin played in high school, Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation is a total cluster and is totally not about an axe-wielding Santa …

Justin takes the podcast to a new level, are burps funny?, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia hurts Justin’s soul, Justin’s boss’s daughter’s name, even the smartest people can be bad at operating computers, Black Christmas is boring, Lois Lane is not Harley Quinn, the call is coming from inside the …

We’re back to Yo, the highlight of Russ’s Thanksgiving was an absence, The Ballad of the Friday Thanksgiving turkey, going out into the country – pointing at a tree – and bringing it inside with you, Russ doesn’t like to know that his food was at one time alive, eating …

It’s episode 100!!!!!, hot DJ MC Fiverr callback (the first of many episode 100 callbacks),  we recorded this a while ago, Justin bought stretchy jeans, Russ has a new game, it turns out that Get Out is about race — who knew?, a new voice on the podcast! Welcome, Jason!, …

Happy Thanksgiving!, Justin is going to have three Thanksgivings, Russ’s casual family holidays, House 3 is and isn’t House 3, Russ wants to make the obscure horror characters version of Mystery Men, why does an electrical being use the furnace so much?, elevator thoughts, House 3 is a really mean …

It’s a House party! (when we make it huge and have an intern type up these notes, I’m going to miss these stupid jokes), Justin got a new roommate, Russ segues way too soon, Russ’s Halloween costume idea, making ice cream soup, Justin wants to name a new segment (stay …

Russ and Justin are exhausted, we recorded episode number 100 so look out for that in three weeks, Russ has a Michael Myers nightmare, dreaming to completion, apparently the Adam Sandler special on Netflix isn’t complete garbage, the tale of the pre-100th escape room, everyone has one moment of genius …

Strap in….this is a long one, Russ and Justin start out trying to solve racism again, it’s Luke Perry not Jason Priestly, Justin had to get a joke in, Blood Diner is terrible and dumb and great and you should watch it with friends, ADR cops, Sea Monkeys bred racism, …

An episode a year in the making!, the ups and downs of the theater experience, rock intricate atg the MtG Community, the 2019 #MeToo pool, it was Body Count which was Ice-T’s group, welcome to 2018, paying royalties to Ronald McDonald, “His name is Paddington!”, another Russ therapy moment, Cult …

Russ is the audio guy, how Maniac and Jaws are related, the guy who isn’t Cuba Gooding Jr., Who needs subtlety? vs. SUBTLETY!!!, Kieth David tells urban stories to a robot, Russ goes to bat for his kid and watched all the Jackass movies together, it turns out that Dumass …

Justin got back into Magic the Gathering, Disney keeps remaking their animated films into live action films, Justin drops his first bit of comic trivia of the episode with a nugget about Ant-Man, IMCDB is apparently a thing, data nerds are the backbone of the internet, Russ doesn’t have baseboard …

Justin is sick an nasally, Russ recalls his SATs and being sick during the test, Russ’s youngest got his tonsils out and apparently that is going to be a thing, Russ had the talk with his son, a boy named Jody, Marianne’s theory about 70’s movies is totally confirmed by …

the secret to great dental care is shitty dental care, Russ obsesses over the height of a chair he’s not sitting in, Russ is walking around Jamm-ing people, Russ and Justin are going to do an escape room, Saxaphone Ryan might be a savant, Justin doesn’t know how to respond …

Russ and Justin welcome you to the YouTube generation, the Red Power Ranger is always kind of a dick, tragedy is just math, it may not be Danny Bonaduce but it’s probably Danny Bonaduce, Mastadon!, pull yourself up by you bootstraps, prank letters > prank calls, it’s weird and hard …

Justin went to the dentist for a crown and left without a tooth, Russ ponders when suicide is a viable option, Russ forgets how his phone works and then reads a paragraph with zero context, Come Back to Me is a terrible movie with a fantastic premise, apparently the book …

Russ can’t remember the last time we recorded, Justin had a really bad week, mouth unpleasantness, Russ’s escapades in Austin with Ben and Bruce, the eavesdropping seat-mate, Ben’s on keto, Matt Shaw follows through on his dead arm challenge with Wrath James White, adventures in escape rooms, fat looks like …

Russ’s brother is a car whisperer, Justin tells the story of the man who got licked by a dog and got De-Voltroned, Komodo Dragons be scary yo, hyenas on a leash are crazy but komodo dragons on a leash would take away from the craziness, the sky has opened up, …

Justin got to hang out with the cool nerds on the Internet, Russ doesn’t know what Slack is, Old Man Russ rears his ugly head again, Russ gets a free pass from his wife but will probably be boring, Russ worries about his prostitutes, Justin still doesn’t know if Evil …

Justin had a bit of a scary week but everything is better now, Mom’s cigarette purse, smoking sections don’t really exist anymore, Justin’s foray into internet light bulbs, Russ’s face suddenly explodes and tries to play Tommy Topper, Russ’s little booty, orthopedic urgent care is apparently a thing, step-dad vs. …

Russ doesn’t know what tone is, Justin tries his best to explain Next week: Friday the 13th V & Halloween 3 Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast

We have a new guest!, Bruce is here and the government is tracking his every move, Tom Kerosec is opened up for Soul Asylum, beating the google algorithms, Bruce makes Saxophone Ryan, Russ’s not-date, Bruce HEARTS Ryan according to a shirt Russ made, Justin doesn’t understand not getting married, marriage …

Stay tuned for an interview with Matt Shaw – author of The Weird, Justin sounds crunchy, we’re in a book!, how to hire an editor, “It’s not a fedora!” is the saddest argument ever, Russ’s problems getting his friends in trouble, Russ doesn’t understand pus, it sucks not being a …

Hypothermia is short, Frozen is bleak, This episode was late, But at least it’s on fleek Buy the book we’re in and reading for next week! – http://a.co/flgeJ6o Next week: Troll & Tremors & The Weird Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – …