Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked

In this completely clean episode Jason tests out artificial intelligence algorithm to edit his speech in real time. Then he talks about a few news stories, prompting a rant about pork bologna. Then he ends with a special announcement about the future of SHWYPN!Please subscribe to Team Alme’s Patreon for all past and future episodes of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked!I hope we’ll see you there for live streams, free merch, bonus commentaries, and more!

This week Jason takes over the Plunging for a Cause livestream, which was completely hilarious and raised a record-breaking amount of money for the Special Olympics of New Hampshire! It's good for the Special (olympics) kids and it's good for your soul. It's also the most mad Plungish episode of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked ever recorded. We do a Plunge Picks of steakhouses, Hunter deadlifts an invisible barbell, and we're all generally abusive of Tuba. You're gonna love it.If you wanna be cool, drink Liquid Death. Use code ‘PARTYNAKED’ at checkout and you will save 10% and help feed my baby while murdering your thirst. Welcome to Liquid Death, I love you.Check out the other fine podcasts of the Inner Circle Podcast Network!Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

You may have been led to believe - even by your own subjective experience - that 2020 was a very bad year. In today’s episode, Jason (along with an assortment of callers) will try to dispel those nasty rumors about 2020 and tell you why it actually was awesome!In the latter half of the show, Jason takes some time to thank the people who have helped the podcast this last year. Will he be able to stay on topic?Go buy some Liquid Death! Use code ‘PARTYNAKED’ at checkout to save 10%!Check out the Inner Circle Podcast Network for more hilarious podcasts!Tweet us! Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905Special thanks to today’s contributors:Caleb from The All Bro’s podcastCrash from Crash and Taz’s Movie CellarBen the Angry DadEmily Wise of The Dark Spirits Society podcast Dawson from the Ask Jawson podcastMiss OmatayoDJ from The Untrained Eye podcastZeus from the Dr. Zeus Film PodcastDelvin from The Delvin Cox ExperienceDonny from the Adulting with Donny podcastMykie & Fredy Failing Hollywood podcast Chris from #No Offense Show Adam from Simmons & Moore Podcast

It’s the episode you’ve been waiting to listen to, but I wish you wouldn’t. This is the episode I wish I could forget.If you really love me, just please ignore this episode and go buy some Liquid Death.Don’t @ me on Twitter after listening to this episode - save your breath, I already know I’m a bad person.Go listen to another Inner Circle podcast instead of this one. You’ve been warned.

Christmas is about spending time with family & friends - it's one of the most joyous ways to celebrate! As proof, Jason & Chrissy are joined by Adam Simmons and Chris Wutzke for an embarrassing discussion filled with tragic language and unfortunate jokes.What are your fondest Christmas gifts?Which movies do you watch every year?What are the best ways to connect with your loved ones?We're here to sh*t on all that, and anything else you cherish.Check out Liquid Death Mountain Water & use code ‘PARTYNAKED’ at checkout to save 10%!More hilarious podcasts await you at The Inner Circle Podcast Network so go check em out!Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.com

Jason is joined by his English mate, the proprietor of the USUK Podcast Network: Alex Whiteley. Alex and Jason have a transatlantic chat about all the things the Brits love: figure skating, pubs, and murdering people with knives because guns aren't available.Cop some Liquid Death: use code ‘PARTYNAKED’ at checkout to save 10% and I’ll love you forever.Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com

Jason is joined by Zach Brown of the Unfit Statesman podcast for an uncomfortably offensive conversation about not saving the earth, legal weed, and adopting horribly racist kittens.Check out Liquid Death for the finest thirst-murdering mountain water and murderous merch! Use code ‘PARTYNAKED’ for 10% off your entire order!Tweet the show!Email the show! jason.alme@teamalme.comCheck out the Inner Circle Podcast Network for other hilarious podcasts!

Delvin Cox joins Jason to remember (almost) all of the celebrities who have passed in 2020, as well as Hitler (died way before 2020) and Bill Cosby (still breathing). Which ones hurt the worst? What makes a celebrity death particularly difficult? Are some celebrity deaths cause for celebration? (How you gonna feel about Bill Cosby’s death?)Also:Jason talks about why he was lucky to have had black friends in the 90’sDelvin stumbled upon a Klan meeting as a young manHistory collectors need to have more than just a room full of old Klan robesCheck out Liquid Death for the best water and the sickest merch - use code ‘PARTYNAKED’ at checkout to save 10%!Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCheck out the Inner Circle Podcast Network for other fine podcasts.

Christina & Jason are back at it!Was the Netflix film Cuties really as bad as people think? We watched it so you won’t have to!Also:How many degrees does Christina have?Despite her preponderance of education, how much trashy reality TV does she watch?Why does she think trashy reality TV is better than feature films?What is “suspension of disbelief” as it relates to fictional works?What fast food did we eat recently?Why does fast food always look so good in advertisements but so rubbish in real life?Buy some Liquid Death Mountain Water!Hit our socials:TwitterInstagramFacebookjason.alme@teamalme.com

Jason is joined by author & historian Roxie Zwicker of New England Curiosities for a conversation about ghosts, hauntings, and Halloween’s spiritual traditions.Are hauntings specific to a building, or can ghosts roam free?How does the past reach forward to the living today?Does the ghost haunting my mansion watch me poop?Are there pagan groups that dance naked on Halloween?Can I join?Additional rants:- If you go Trick-or-Treating, everyone you love is going to die from COVID- Cable TV is very liberal in depicting gory deaths while simultaneously being rather puritanical in editing profanity from Halloween movies.Tweet us!Peep out Insta!Email me to call me a scumbag! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall me and leave me a profane voicemail! (207) 835-1905

Jason is joined by his beloved bro Chris Wutzke from the #No Offense Show!Did you like Quantum of Solace? Did we? How does it stack up against other Bond films, notably Casino Royale and Skyfall, the two films it falls between?Also, does the word "Cocheco" sound racist? It's a Native American word but I'm not sure if it's a racial or ethnic slur, I doubt it is but we also discuss that because that's how we roll.Tweet us!Email us your unsolicited opinions on James Bond! jason.alme@teamalme.com

LIVE at Federal Cigar in Dover, NH, and joined by Donald M.F Gates!Jason defends the films of the 70’s and 80’s against Donny’s anti-classic film biasAre you prepared for Jason’s vigorous and passionate love for William Friedkin’s gritty neo-noir crime classic To Live and Die in LA?What is the perfect number of dudes in a gangbang?How did Donny start dating a cop?What’s the test for extroversion?What’s wrong with Jason’s shoes?Listen to Part 2 hereTweet us!

Uncle Randy joins Jason to talk about his gubernatorial candidacy, as well as to answer all of life's toughest questions:- What’s with 80's movie actors who portray teenagers but actually look like they’re 30?- Does your wife beat you? (Ours beat us)- Would we have sex with Nancy Pelosi?- Could Lois Lane survive a pounding from Superman? How?- How much of Jason’s white-privileged college rant can you stomach?- What gives Wolf Blitzer the biggest erections?Elect Uncle Randy!Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.com

Chrissy is back!! She joins Jason for what is actually a pretty typical Alme Household conversation...Christina questions the tastes of one Adam SimmonsWe argue over whether or not insomnia meets a colloquial definition of an “accident” Who’s right? (hint: Jason)What’s the right way to moon somebody?Do we care about the emotional well-being of a 50 cent goldfish?And more!Buy some BlueChew!Tweet us!Email us! jason_alme@hotmail.com

Donny starts tipsy and progressively gets more intoxicated until he professes his love for Michael Bay. Vegan Patriot makes YouTube videos at political rallies and events, and despite her support for the Second Amendment and general disdain for mask wearing, Donny STILL does his utmost to horrify her with his 27 open tabs of PornHub.This episode is a real treat. It's a mess. A hilarious mess.Check out BlueChew for the best boners you’re ever gonna get, unless you like only being mostly hard.Tweet me!Email me! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall me! (207) 835-1905

Neil Wood, cohost of Nerds With Words podcast, joins Jason to talk about being a chunky kid growing up, creepy paintings in his dad's house, and autistic muppets. In fairness to Neil, it was Jason who brought up the autistic muppets. Apologies, but, even now, it still seems a bit superfluous to use the term "autistic" along with the term "muppet."Check out Neil’s website!Support the show and mighty your penis, man! Visit BlueChew today!Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

Jason flipped off an old lady (75+) this week - why? - was he justified? Spoiler: Yes he was (according to him).Also, Chris from the #No Offense Show stops by to talk about why he's never ever seen any James Bond film in his entire life! Will Jason convince him to partake of the 007 life?Please visit our sponsor BlueChew for prescription sildenafil or tadalafil, shipped discreetly to your door for much less money and hassle than making a trip to your doctor and pharmacy.Tweet us! Email us! jason.alme@teamlme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

Friends and fellow Creatures of the Night Adam Simmons and Chris Wutzke join Jason for what could be an hour-long BlueChew ad read. It’s filled with all the mad sexual energy you need in your life right now, shipped discreetly to your door, and by door I mean AirPods (unless you’re poor, then it’s whatever you can afford working at Walmart).Topics include Slutty Ving Rhames Halloween costumes.Listen after the closing song for some hilarious outtakes!If you love to Party Naked & Party Hard then check out our sponsor BlueChew for prescription sildenafil and tadalafil shipped discreetly to your door!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905Closing track: “Rude” by DOM99

In a world where common men view naked women with their screen brightness down, whether out of fear or shame or even some misplaced sense of common decency, we expose the audacious savagery of those ignorant few who look at booty pics with their brightness at full bore. What is "Bright Privilege?" Where does it come from? And for the love of God, WHERE DOES IT END?!Jason is joined by Mykie and Jackie Trudel of the Failing Hollywood podcast for a raunchy and hilarious discussion touching on drive-by masturbators, unnecessary sequels, and the gross people you meet working on big Hollywood films!This episode is brought to you by BlueChew - support our show and your own manhood by clicking the link and picking up some prescription sildenafil or tadalafil today! Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com

It's the year that keeps on giving! Jason is joined by University of New Hampshire professor of sociology, Dr. Catherine Moran, for a conversation about the social implications of coronavirus, as well as the current wave of Black Lives Matter protests. It's a sophisticated, thoughtful chat but if you think Jason doesn't make a joke about getting sexed by a moose in the first 5 minutes of the show, you're wrong.Please support the show by visiting BlueChew and giving them some of your money. Then you can give it to your partner (for real) and you’ll learn that it feels better to give than to receive.Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.com

Help us help you: visit BlueChew for your prescription tadalafil (Cialis) and sildenafil (Viagra) needs! You’re stuck inside anyway, might as well enjoy a couple minutes of it!!Jason is joined by the No Rules Facebook podcast group OGs: - Donny Gates of Adulting with Donny - Alex Whitely of USUK - Tom Bruno also of USUK - Andy Imhof of Pardon My Fork and the Founder of the No Rules group herself, Elsie Brown, host of Spiritual Nuggets Daily! This chat is as hilarious as it is unintelligible. Jason talks too much and is a little abusive to Andy (sorry buddy), Donny shocks Alex with the guns he owns, Andy joins us from what looks like a warehouse where he undoubtedly stores dead hookers, Alex sounds like the Great Value brand Ricky Gervais, and somehow I think Elsie is the most likely of us all to be a real-life murderer. She just seems too calm, but I bet she'd try to feed a kitten to an ATM.

#No Offense Show's very own Duchess drops by the Party Naked Pod for a lovely chat about: - children seeing ghosts - how stanky is too stanky for lovemaking- whether a sock is an appropriate garment for cleaning ejaculatePRESS PLAY NOW!!Visit BlueChew for affordable prescription tadalafil or sildenafil, shipped discreetly to your door! You’ll also be supporting our show, in addition to your weiner.Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905I love you.

Today Jason is joined by 100% Cracker Jodie Byers and Honorary Caucasian Delvin Cox. We talk about white people, we talk about black people. But most of all we talk sh*t about Hispanic folks, cause there ain’t none of them on this episode to defend themselves.How old is too old for getting a boob job? Is running away from home some white people sh*t? Racially insensitive comedy Why is Delvin known as the “Chocolate Moose?” Slow stroking during Zoom meetings cause you’re working from home More racially insensitive comedy Plus Politics! How f*cked is Joe Biden? What happens when rich white people start losing money? Coronavirus concernsSupport our show by visiting BlueChew and stocking up! If you think going a month without toilet paper was bad, try living without an erection! You don’t want that, we don’t want that. Guys, please visit BlueChew today.Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.com

Jason is joined by Adam Nutter, stand up comedian and co-host of Nerds with Words podcast to discuss a variety of pop-culture and political topics, including: - Anime sucks & WTF is a Weeb? - Nerd Nostalgia Why does The Last Jedi suck? - Who thinks Biden isn't sh*tting his pants demented? - Don't worry, the political right sucks tooCheck our sponsor BlueChew for excellent deals on sildenafil and tadalafil (the ingredients in Viagra and Cialis) in chewable form, sent discreetly to your home. Support the show and Party Naked with confidence!Hit us on Twitter!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com

The world being closed means a lack of daycare, so Jason’s at it solo, ranting about dumb sh*t, comparing Vegas hookers with fast food franchises and other nonsense before taking a call from Chris “Lunchbox” Wutzke of HTNOS. Chris is trying to change his nickname from “Lunchbox” to “Motherf*ker Doom” or something like that, but we're not having it.Support us supporting your weiner! Visit BlueChew for the best prices on prescription sildenafil and tadalafil.Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905We love you, thanks for shopping at Costco

What’s your favorite Coronavirus conspiracy theory? Wanna hear ours? Was Coronavirus manufactured by the Chinese government or the CIA? Are we a nation of pansies now? Should we ban viruses? Will the millennials survive the apocalypse due to their willingness to eat booty? What is the best gun to use to shoot a COVID-19? Is it racist to call it the Chinese Flu? If yes, why is it OK to call the Spanish Flu as such? How many d*cks would you suck for $1200? In the wake of Coronavirus, are anti-vaxxers going to be the public enemy #1? What are you going to do when YOU are diagnosed with COVID-19?Wanna Party Naked harder than ever? Check out our sponsor BlueChew for prescription sildenafil and tadalafil shipped discreetly to your door!Check out Adulting with DonnyCheck out Chris podcastCheck out Married AFTweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

What kind of penis exercises do you do? What are the distinct properties of a kids’ cereal? What is the Team Alme pet name for Frosted Flakes? Which cereal is like domestic violence? The Chinese box office caused the delay of No Time To Die Plus: Jason’s diabetes interrupts this podcast twice!Support the show, support your bone pony: Go to BlueChew and invest in yourself (below the waist)!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

Jodie B and I talk new babies and fathering infantsDo moms have psychic bonds with their children?Your pets are NOT your babiesBummer movies suckIs Joker a remake of Taxi Driver?Who’s more catty: bodybuilders or podcasters?Milkmen crushed p*ssy back in the 50’sI don’t understand the cuckold fetishPlus: Tips and tricks for arguing with your spouse!Mentions:Inner Circle PodcastsDave ChaffeyDelvin CoxAdam SimmonsThe Homie kAZualWanna Party Naked harder than ever? Check out our sponsor BlueChew for prescription sildenafil and tadalafil shipped discreetly to your door!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

Would Jason divorce Christina if she intentionally burned his testicles?What does it mean to have “drip?”What does it mean to “stunt?”Why must young people talk like this?Should sex offenders be allowed to use dating apps?Being sober in your life is cool and fun!Check out Kyrie.fm to discuss this episode with other listeners!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

ACCEPT YOUR MIND DOWN YOUR SPINE AND OUT YOUR BEHIND!!Please excuse how intoxicated we are, this was the last podcast recorded on a very long day and we was tired. The shrooms and weed and booze were in full effect…Jason Alme, Chris Wutzke, and Adam Simmons have a super-secret group chat where they talk about conspiracies and aliens and stuff. This episode is your window into the madness!- We do mushrooms- We talk Saturn Time Cube- Aliens get Chris’ peepee hard- The rings of Saturn emit sound- Epstein’s not dead- Kobe’s not dead- We’re going to Skinwalker Ranch next time we do shroomsAlso:Adam Simmons reflects on 200 episodes of SAMPCBobby Light cooked weed muffinsBobby Dark pissed in the bushes in a super bougie white neighborhoodJason loves caffeinating ChristinaChristina is great at tucking you inAlex Jones sells toothpasteChris is just glad he didn’t get dosed this yearWe go DEEP on some conspiracy stuff homeboy - listen to my mind melt and slide out of my butt!Check out Kyrie.fm/partynaked to discuss this episode in detail with other listeners!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

Welcome to the first episode in what is destined to become a grand tradition in Party Naked Land. Recorded LIVE at Federal Cigar Bar in Dover, NH, Jason is joined by Donny Gates of Adulting with Donny podcast for a beer, a cigar, and an adult conversation that is equal parts hilarious and irreverent as well as candid and open. - Donny’s military service and subsequent PTSD - Donny’s new “gear” after losing his penis in an explosion in Iraq (his new hog is huge y’all) - Donny’s love for and possible addiction to PORN - Why do we podcast and what we do want from it? - Your Dream Job is still a job and you'd probably hate it after a year - Why are all superpowers useful? Why aren’t any superpowers useless? - Is white male privilege the ultimate mutant power? - Maxim magazine was a waste of time Donny and I also talk about his time as a police officer. Donny confirms that he did not shoot any black people while he was a cop, but have the racist cops instituted a quota for shooting minorities since then? I definitely owe Bobby some $$ for the jar, that much is certain.Mentions:Blunt MommyMan BrainPo BoysBicker BotsWe Need to TalkJessica RainvilleThe PlungeJust the Tips: A MenmoirCrystal StormCheck out Kyrie.fm to discuss this episode in detail with other listeners!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

Sorry Matsumoto, Jason complains about lots of Japanese stuff this week: - What would make you regret buying used panties from a Japanese vending machine? - Japanese sex cartoons are weird, right? - If you spend 60 hours a week drawing penises in a sweatshop only for them to be blurred out in the tentacle porn video you’re working on, how tall of a building do you immediately throw yourself off of?Check us out on Kyrie to discuss this episode in detail with other listeners!Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

Jason & Chrissy, along with a bevy of talented podcasters, air their grievances regarding 2019! Who/what pissed them off last year? The answers will shock/amaze/disgust/amuse you. In the second part of this episode, Jason & Chrissy take some time to thank the people who have made Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked the absolute sh*t show you've come to love!Check out Kyrie.fm/partynaked to connect with other listeners and you can all keep complaining about Greta Thunberg.Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas - which do you prefer?We don’t know sh*t about kwanzaa despite wishing everyone a joyous one.Our child sounds like a Gremlin (and we argue about it hilariously)Saint Krunk stops by to talk about Santa-ing (I made up a word), sharing funny and heartwarming stories of his work, recommending his favorite Christmas movies, and discussing Jason’s position on the naughty list.Plus Christmas-themed Chrissy Doesn't Know & Get Off My Lawn!Check out Kyrie.fm/partynaked to share in the Christmas Spirit with other listeners and you can all discuss what a weirdo I am!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com

This week Jason is joined by guest host Crystal Storm - yes, that is her real name and no, she is not a sex worker, which is shocking, I know. Jason & Crystal talk about: - The creative process - Peruvian jungle ayahuasca trips - Wearing nothing but socks during sex - Eating way too much weed - Wearing nothing but a wizard hat during sex - The general appearance of Albus Dumbledore's scrotum Also: Is Palpatine a Boomer? Is that why he's Jason's favorite Star Wars character? Don't sleep on this sh*t!Check out Crystal’s work at crystalsimagination.com and preorder her Synarchy novels rerelease!Do you want more community with your podcasts? Check out Kyrie.fm/partynaked to connect with other listeners and you can all discuss how wrong I am about Star Wars.Tweet us! twitter.com/partynakedpodEmail us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

For a limited time, this extra-inclusive, extra-woke episode of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked is available at special Holiday pricing!It comes PACKED with:Big Earl's Conspiracy Casserole - did the CIA, Mafia, Russians, Russian Mafia, Jewish Mafia, and/or Sasquatch conspire to kill JFK?As well as:Chrissy Doesn't Know about KFC's secret menu item - Jizz Biscuits! People are willing to kill over these things!And finally:Woke Whiteboy Weekly with Honorary Caucasian Delvin Cox - how badly should I feel about celebrating Thanksgiving in light of the history of Native American suffering at hands as white as mine?Download while supplies last, all sales are final, no refunds or exchanges, stores open ALL DAY on Thanksgiving here at [SOULLESS RETAIL]!!Do you want more community with your podcasts? Check out Kyrie.fm/partynaked to connect with other listeners and you can all discuss what a weirdo I am! Or how hilarious I am and what a nice voice I have?Tweet us! twitter.com/partynakedpodEmail us! jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us! (207) 835-1905

So I Married Alex Jones…A lot of episodes go off the rails… but this episode was never on the rails at any point - we didn’t even consider going near the rails!For instance:- Chrissy & Jason argue over the correct pronunciation of the word “retard” in its proper definition context- Chrissy eats frozen yogurt on-air, despite it being 9:37 am- Jason ponders what mix of nudity, violence, and racism in a Halloween costume would produce the maximal offense to everyone ever- Chrissy then demonstrates the distance which she can squirt breast milk live on-air- Jason hypothesizes that Harvey Weinstein used Manwich sauce as lubricant in his crimesReally, none of this will make any sense, but it will make you laugh.Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us: (207) 835-1905

Join us on an epic tale filled with romance and intrigue, as we relate the saga of the Inner Circle completely trolling a Bangladeshi podcast promoter!What is my beef with facebook?What is my beef with Elsie Brown?What is our beef with Indian podcast promoters?Why do Chris and I bicker like an old married couple?These questions and more answered hilariously in this week's episode!Check out MyBookie for sports and entertainment betting! Use code word ‘NAKED’ when you sign up and we will DOUBLE your initial investment to thank you for listening!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCall us: (207) 835-1905

Chrissy & Jason present a hilarious Halloween bag of treats!We listen to several voicemails regarding candy corn - is it GOAT or garbage? Find out what we think!Samuel L. Jackson stops by to read a classic Halloween poem: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's "Haunted Houses."Plus Halloween-themed news stories for "Chrissy Doesn't Know" and Jason complains about Trunk-or-Treating in "Get Off My Lawn."Finally, Chrissy & Jason are joined by Monte Bohanan & Jonathan Day from the Portsmouth Halloween Parade to talk about the parade's history and wild sh*t, including a real ghost story Monte experienced!Tweet us!Email us: jsaon.alme@teamalme.comCheck out MyBookie to place all your sports bets and use code word ‘NAKED’ at checkout and we’ll double your initial investment!

Team Alme is joined by Delvin Cox to chat about the terrible and offensive new Dave Chappelle special "Sticks & Stones."We spend the hour triggered beyond belief. How could you, Dave?! We discuss which joke battered us the most, what the appropriate treatment is, and which Netflix executives we should lobby for the removal of this cruel and insensitive so-called "humor." We won't rest until this filth is scrubbed from the internet!As a bonus, we all congratulate ourselves for how incredibly outraged we get on behalf of other people, since downtrodden and oppressed minority groups clearly can't achieve anything on their own - they need us to get mad too!! We're the best kind of people. Orange man bad!!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com

Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked’s first ever podcast recorded LIVE in front of a sold-out audience at Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH!Jason is joined by Meader and Pepin (aka PePenis) of We Need to Talk and together they catch up on Party Naked voicemails and then have a hilarious discussion about their content, including:questions about fogwhat we want to see happen in 2020Popeye's vs. Chick-fil-AChick-fil-A vs. the gayswhen is ejaculation “premature”?inappropriate nicknames for children adopted from AfricaIt's silly, ridiculous, profane, and you're gonna LOVE IT!!Check our sponsor MyBookie & use code word ‘NAKED’ for double your first deposit! Go bet on some sports bruh!Tweet us!Tweet We Need to Talk!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.com

Christina & Jason are joined by actress-comedian Judy Jean Kwon to talk about her projects and a slew of other hot topics like: K-Pop A-Pop C-Sections V-GansPlus we talk about sensitive people being triggered by comedy, Huell Howser, and slaughtering a chicken in front of everyone at a vegan barbecue.Why are you still reading this?? Click play!!Check out Judy’s stuff!Yo Mama RiceMILFriendDonald the Beaver Builds a Big Beautiful Wall!Tweet us!Email us!

Today Chrissy & Jason are joined by Tyler Anson for a chat about Spinal Muscular Atrophy, his non-profit to benefit other Lieutenant Dans out there, as well as his stand up. The dude has a wonderful sense of humor, he only weighs 44 pounds, and he has friggin' DIED before!!Listen to this one for him, it will make him happy. He deserves it, he doesn't even have the muscle strength to jack off - throwing him a listen is the least you can do!Tweet Tyler!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comHit Ohfishl.com for some swag and use code ‘SHWYPN’ for 25% off your order!

Chrissy and Jason sit with our friends Bryce and Katie for a fun conversation about nipple chafing, strangers telling Bryce that his conduct is "problematic," and exactly how fast Christina would divorce Jason if he were to request a paternity test.It's a conversation that pushes the limits of good taste and tests the boundaries of healthy relationships! You WILL laugh or I'll chafe your nipples with low-quality cotton...Hit ohfishl.com for some swag and use code acronym ‘SHWYPN’ to save 25%Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.com

As their pregnancy draws to a close, we hearken back to the classic Shwhypin of yore with an intimate chat between Jason and Christina, as they reflect back on the past 9 months.Hear as Jason tries (and mostly fails) to make pregnancy complications a thing of humor!Tweet us!HMU fools: jason.alme@teamalme.com

Jason & Christina sit down with Brooke & Uncle Randy Fowler to talk babies, estrogen, leaky nipples, and roid rage.Plus as a bonus Jason complains throughout about getting a B on a final like a whiny privileged white boy.Hit ohfishl.com for some swag and use the code ‘SHWYPN’ to save 25% on your order!

In today's episode, Jason sits down with Meader & Pepin from We Need to Talk for a hilarious conversation about penis flaps, genital self-mutilation, racial pranks taken too far, kegels, burning your testicles with pepper spray, and more kegels.Plus, Jason imagines Bane as your stepdad telling you awful things you never wanted to hear from a parent figure!Tweet us!Email us! jason.alme@teamalme.comHit ohfishl.com for some swag and use code ‘SHWYPN’ to save 20% at checkout!

Today's episode is taken from a livestream event to benefit cancer research. Team Alme was invited to contribute a half-hour segment to the Livestream for the Cure event in May, and we are able to make that audio available now.In this episode, Jason describes a great tragedy that befell him when he attempted to order his favorite sandwich from a Publix Deli. What he instead uncovered shook him to his core - just as it will shake you to yours. You simply never know what kind of monsters and madmen with whom you might mingle in your day to day life, as they hide amongst us. But if you're vigilant, you might observe some telltale signs of psychopathy in the strangers you encounter...What kind of sandwich would a man without a soul order? Prepare to find out.Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com

Jodie B of the Po Boys Podcast joins us this week to answer our burning questions about his extraordinary life experiences to this point. He's the white Arkansan 50 Cent, having been shot in the hand and face, as well as having a felonious drug record!He's 100% gangsta, and he shares his tales with us, dropping jokes and even some new dad advice for Jason along the way.Join us for a hilarious conversation about infected gunshot wounds, circumcisions, cherishing life, and most importantly, the power of love. And also Harambe.Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.comCheck our sponsor! Ohfishl Clothing - use code ‘SHWYPN’ to save 20% on your dope clothing order!

Bonus Episode from the creators of Sh*t Happens When You Party Naked!In this inaugural episode of the Slimmer Circle, Christina & Jason Alme field a question regarding whether or not it is healthy to eat breakfast. Is breakfast really the most important meal of the day? Or is that an overstated hoax orchestrated by Kellogg's & General Mills to sell cereal? What tips do the experts give regarding breakfast?Links:National Weight Control RegistryAlme Be WellChristina Alme is a Registered & Licensed Dietitian Nutritionist who holds Master's degrees in Nutrition Science & Exercise Science from James Madison University. Jason Alme is a Certified Strength & Conditioning Specialist and current Master's student in Nutrition Science at University of New Hampshire. Neither of the Almes work for a company that produces breakfast food items.Email Alme Be Well: christina@almebewell.comTweet Team Alme!Email Team Alme: jason.alme@teamalme.com

Riley & Hunter from The Plunge stop by to educate Chrissy & Jason on mumble rappers and what challenges have replaced Tide Pods and condom snorting. Jason has a thing or two to teach these youngsters too, like how to sneak more than 4 ounces of liquid onto an airplane and why people in previous decades enjoyed Jam Bands. Along the way we learn that Riley's mom still makes his lunch, discuss the hidden perks to having a tattoo of Anne Frank on your face, and what transgressions will society at large accept from musical artists. Lots of Michael Jackson and R. Kelly talk here.Also:- What's wrong with nachos in New England?- Is Post Malone Jewish?- WTF is "yeet" and "swag points?"- Cardi B's real name and origins confuse us all- Are soundcloud rappers the equivalent of 90's white kid ska bands?This is a hilarious episode not to be missed!Tweet us!Email us: jason.alme@teamalme.com