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Here it is, the one youve been waiting for! Drunken Zombie has returned as special guest hosts of Generation Video! Listen as we attempt to discuss 1987's Hard Ticket To Hawaii, only to digress into long winded tales of strip clubs, peanut M&Ms, HorrorHound celebrities and more. There's even a few of your favorite Uncle Randy stories, along with some classic DZ memberberries all packed into a 3 hour podcast gift of awesomeness. So crack open an Old Rasputin and join us for a long awaited reunion. Happy Holidays from Drunken Zombie and Generation Video!

Uncle Randy stopped by the Big Hunt Guys podcast studio to catch up with the guys. They discuss his 2024 hunting season and his plans for the upcoming year. Randy shares what initially sparked his interest in hunting, as well as his passion for public land preservation and wildlife conservation. The conversation also delves into several conservation issues, including the Prop 127 victory for sportsmen and the public land transfer lawsuit filed by the state of Utah. Randy consistently offers insightful perspectives, and this episode adds to his legacy as one of the most influential advocates for public land preservation and hunting.

•No Election Or Politics Or Edict •Stand In A Puddle And Grab Him •Non-Skilled, Smoking Monkey Hammer Makers •Tactfully Asking Fat Chicks When They're Due •No Butt Juice On The Carpet Or Walls •Snapchat Scholar Did WHAT?! •Man Sentenced To Life… For 30 Years •87 Stabs Is No Longer ‘Heat Of The Moment' •Uncle Randy's Beard Transplants •Dorg's Mom Cares About His Weiner •Botox Lips? Burn Them To The Ground! •Missouri AG Wants Teens To Have Tons Of Sex •Hello, Fallopian Tubes. How Do You Work? •g g g g g-unit, the rap band …And MUCH More!!   Support Us on Patreon Become a Dougalo and get weekly bonus episodes and ad free public episodes by joining our Patreon. Join us at http://patreon.com/whosright For superchat sounds, send them over to Doug at doug.whosrightpodcast@gmail.com with "superchat" in the subject line. Got burning questions for Dear Flabby? Submit them for our next episode! Head to www.whosrightpodcast.com and click on the "Dear Flabby" link to share your queries. We're eager to hear from you! Love our intro song? Check out Masticate on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/52psn3dk (Original Who's Right Theme Song by Peter Noreika: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3wYqlhflN3lNA5N5BUgeeR) This episode is sponsored by Arizona Bay Candy Co. Indulge your sweet tooth with Arizona Bay Candy Co.'s range of freeze-dried candies. Treat yourself to something special at http://www.arizonabaycandy.com

This is episode 1 of Laying Pipe, where Uncle Randy sits down with local champions in our community and talks about their journey to being a leader.  This was recorded on January 23, 2024 - Unc sits down with the man, the myth, the legend - Gary Lamb. They talk about his rise to one of the most influential pastors under the age of 30, and how he lost it all and rose from the ashes to become the champion he is today. NOTE: This episode ended abruptly due to internet issues at the building where we recorded.

Episode 100 with Randy Newberg. Randy is a hunter and a voice for the public land hunter in America. He has been a leading advocate for the self guided DIY hunter for decades and we are happy to have him stop by the Big Hunt Guys podcast studio. We discuss some of the most pressing issues threatening public lands and wildlife conservation. We also talk about the future of hunting and what we can do to preserve and encourage the continued tradition of hunting in North America.Follow along:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/gohunt/GOHUNTFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/GOHUNTofficial/GOHUNTYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GOHUNTGOHUNTTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gohuntofficialGOHUNTWebsite: https://www.gohunt.com/More resources:Sign up for Insider today and use promo code PODCAST to receive $50 to the GOHUNT Gear Shop: https://join.gohunt.com/try/insider

This is episode #152 of Married AF, and was recorded on Tue, 12/5/23. It's an episode with just Brooke and Uncle Randy for the first time in literally forever.  Seriously, it's been like a year and a half…Lol. We talk about the SEC Championship, Christmas traditions, Diddy being a predator, and we also answer some listener questions.   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://fb.watch/oNPxC2W8m8/   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% o

It's been over a year since we posted a new episode, so Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! Welcome back (to us, I guess)!   This is episode #151 of Married AF, and this was recorded on Nov 16, 2023.  Tonight we sat down with Randal's new boss, Phil Patterson.  Phil is a fellow champion in our local community as well as a successful business owner. He talks about some of his life experiences and helps us answer some listener questions.   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://fb.watch/osCIJZ78WX/   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com

In episode 98 of the podcast "Rubberneckers" titled "Tastes Like America," hosts John Jamingo, and Jodie are joined by guests Uncle Randy and Brooke for an offbeat and humorous discussion. The episode opens with Jodie mentioning that their friend Edward fixes something in post, which Jamingo agrees with. They playfully joke about hitting something again and make sexual innuendos, all in good fun. They further explain that Edward, who is their editor, is unable to hear sound cues and they have complete trust in his editing skills. The conversation takes an unexpected turn as they discuss Uncle Randy's podcast "Laying Pipe," where he interviews community leaders in the plumbing industry. They banter about getting famous guests like Ric Flair and mention Buff moving in with DDP. The episode encounters technical difficulties and a controversial comment from Uncle Randy about women knowing their place. Jamingo defends himself when discussing a Discord friend and looking at Tinder profiles, causing Jodie to joke about judging people based on looks. The hosts touch upon the importance of racial sensitivity and avoiding slurs. The conversation meanders into memories of past podcast episodes and Twitter fights. They discuss a show that caused controversy and ruined friendships, remarking that it was gold and shouldn't have had such consequences. Jamingo introduces a hypothetical solo livestream show, sharing his fear of doing a podcast alone. The episode continues with discussions about quitting vaping, Charlie Sheen's daughter starting an adult entertainment site, and the decline of quality in independent podcasters. They talk about freedom of speech, alternative platforms, and the success of Alex Jones. Light-hearted moments occur as the hosts jest about drunken episodes and their plans for future recordings. The conversation ends with an inappropriate comment from Uncle Randy. Overall, episode 98 of "Rubberneckers" is a lively and humorous chat, covering a wide range of topics while keeping the energy high and the jokes flowing. Follow Us https://www.facebook.com/rubberneckers20 https://twitter.com/RubberneckerPod https://www.twitch.tv/rubberneckerspodcast https://discord.gg/nYwz8e8Wwr Check Out Our Other Shows Po Boys Brand X Boomer Bunker

This week, Miles Nolte goes New Zealand-style combat fishing after a 9-hour first aid course, we shine red lights in the eyes of rude kids riding inflatable unicorns, confirm that we're the best rowers on any river anywhere, and razz Uncle Randy about the dandy ball gag he purchased after his last trout trip. 

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On this special bonus mini episode we are diving into the new teaser trailer for "Scream VI" being released March 10th 2023. We get into our thoughts on the NYC setting, if Mindy will die like her Uncle Randy (don't you dare!), the teaser's easter eggs and where is Gale and Kirby? Also thoughts on Neve's departure and Kevin Williamson's comments on Stu. We hope you enjoy! Follow us on social media: @horrorstans Steve- @screamsteve/ @stesta621 Matt- @mcavo92 Please follow, review and give 5 stars!

A new story chased by our best friends at the Weekly Bugle. Written and Produced by Julie Hoverson Cast List Leona  - Robyn Keyes Theo "Smoothie" Walsh - Henry Mark Chief - Julie Hoverson Forsythe Dickman III - Mark Olson Farmer Hadley - Garr Godfrey Daisy - Cailean Evedus Bartender - Charles Austin Miller Desk Clerk - Brown Monkey's Old dude Second Demon - Sherman bear Reporters - Bryan, Wes, and Uncle Randy of Drunken Zombie, plus Brown Monkey Music by  John Woodward Editing and Sound:   Julie Hoverson Cover Design:  Les Clay   "What kind of a place is it? Why it's a familiar newsroom, can't you tell?" ******************************************************************** A Telegram ...to Satan! Cast: Leona Theo "Smoothie" Walsh Chief Forsythe Dickman III Reporters Farmer Hadley Daisy LuLu Reporters OLIVIA     Did you have any trouble finding it?  What do you mean, what kind of a place is it?  Why, it's a tabloid bullpen, can't you tell?  MUSIC Scene 1.    SOUND     PEOPLE ON PHONES, moving through the room REPORTER JUNE    How many mummies? [dubious] Uh... we can't send a photographer for less than eight. REPORTER BOB    So can we quote you on the health benefits of nude white water rafting? REPORTER KATHY    We just want to give you a chance to tell your side of the story, doctor... REPORTER FRED    And when the wax was ripped away, it left an image of jesus in your chest hair? Scene 2.    CHIEF    Shut the door. SOUND    DOOR SHUTS THEO    Where's Leona? CHIEF    She'll be here in a minute.  Wanted to say something to you first… just the two of us. THEO     [a little worried] Yeah? CHIEF    You're a cute young guy, Theo... THEO    [starting to panic] Uh... CHIEF    You seeing anyone right now? THEO    I'm kind of ...married to the news. CHIEF    I know the feeling. THEO    Uh...! CHIEF    It's a nice sentiment, but you can't let the news rule your life, sweetheart. THEO    Uh.  When is Leona gonna get here? CHIEF    What are you doing on Friday night? THEO    Uh... Uh... I ... CHIEF    Cause my niece really really needs someone to take her to her senior prom, and I figure if you're married to the news, you're about as safe as they get. THEO    [relieved] Oh!  ah!  I can clear Friday night. CHIEF    It's either you or Forsythe Dickman the third, and I really don't want that greasy bastard within a city block of my poor little Aida. THEO    Who? CHIEF    But you didn't hear that from me. SOUND    DOOR OPENS THEO    Dickman? DICKMAN    Yeah. THEO    [gasp]  Oh!  I thought it would be Leona. SOUND    DOOR SHUTS CHIEF    Smoothie Walsh, meet Forsythe Dickman the third.  His grandpa just picked up half the business. DICKMAN    Things are gonna run a little different around here. THEO    Oh.  Is that good? CHIEF    [insincere] Sure it is.  We're just tickled to death to have some new blood in at the managerial level. SOUND    DOOR OPENS LEONA    Oh. SOND    DOOR SHUTS AGAIN THEO    Leona--?  She left. CHIEF    Musta forgot something. DICKMAN    Is that Leona Pope?  [chuckle nastily]  I think she remembered something. THEO    Should I ...go? CHIEF    No, I was about to drop a lead on you.  DICKMAN    I hope you have something good. CHIEF    Oh, are you staying? DICKMAN    Gramps wants me to learn the tabloid business from the very bottom.  So yeah, I'm staying. MUSIC Scene 3.    AMB    ROOF SOUND    LIGHTER, SMOKING THEO    [off] Leona? LEONA    Are you alone? THEO    Uh, yeah. LEONA    Come on up, then. THEO    That's a little far out on the ledge, isn't it? LEONA    It's the only place for miles around that's far enough from a door to legally smoke. THEO    Oh.  [beat] We have an assignment. LEONA    We as in you and me, or is there more "we" than I'm aware of? THEO    Uh, no.  Were you expecting someone? LEONA    [sigh]  I'll come down. MUSIC Scene 4.    SOUND    IN CAR LEONA    What's the story? THEO    I was about to ask you the same thing. LEONA    [grr] The story we're supposed to go and get. THEO    Oh!  Cattle mutilation.  It's a bit of a drive. LEONA    And Dickman? THEO    No.  He's got a story of his own. LEONA    Which is? THEO    [a bit envious] The Weed-Whacker killer. LEONA    Figures.  Dickman gets the latest serial sensation and we get cow guts. THEO    Well, it's actually-- LEONA    That jackass gets everything he wants.  Almost. THEO    Sounds like you have a history. LEONA    Used to have an entire curriculum. THEO    Huh? LEONA    [getting annoyed] History.  Chemistry.  Biology...  [disgusted] Drama.  MUSIC Scene 5.    AMB    FARM LEONA    Bucolic. THEO    I've never been on a farm before! LEONA    I've worked hard to avoid them myself. HADLEY    Hallooo!  You must be the folks from the World Bugle! THEO    Must we?  Ah, yes.  We must!  I mean, that's us! LEONA    [flat] Show us the cows. HADLEY    I'm Mr. Hadley, and this is Lulu. LULU    [goat] Maaaa. LEONA    Don't try and tell me that's a cow. HADLEY    No, no.  Lulu's a goat. They're better than dogs.  They can stand guard, fetch, and they're very loyal GOAT    Maaa. LEONA    You tell him.  Show us the cows. HADLEY    She can even fetch – here. THEO    A ball?  Should I throw it? HADLEY    Nah – just hold it up.  Fetch Lulu! LULU    MAAA! SOUND    THUMP THEO    Ow. HADLEY    And now she gets the ball.  Just a little goat humor. SOUND    BRUSHING OFF, GETTING UP THEO    [sigh] Tell us all about this problem you're having with your cattles being... mutilated. LEONA    Cattle is already plural. HADLEY    Come along and you can see for yourself. THEO    Ew?  I mean - it's been a couple of days.  Won't they be a bit ... ripe? LEONA    [musing] Really quick shutter.  THEO    What? LEONA    Catches all the flies in mid-flight. THEO    Ewwww.. HADLEY    Oh, are you thinking my cows are dead?  Oh. No.  Come on. MUSIC Scene 6.    LEONA    [stunned] And WHEN did this happen? THEO    How many are there? HADLEY    Five.  Bessie, Buttercup, Wilamina, Miss Amoorica, and Fred. LEONA    You have a cow named Fred? HADLEY    She's had a hard life. THEO    And all five of them have these... HADLEY    Big tattooed triangles.  Yep. LEONA    Does it go underneath, too, or just end there? HADLEY    Nope.  Each one has her entire left flank covered in this...ink. THEO    And it's not just paint? HADLEY    Nope.  LEONA    Humh.  Punk cows.  Next thing you know, they'll be going for nipple piercings. THEO    That would really be -- LEONA    [trying not to laugh] An udder mess. THEO    Ew.  This doesn't look like something that happened overnight. HADLEY    Nope.  Someone's a-sneaking in each night and doing it. LEONA    And they got THIS much done before you noticed? HADLEY    What can I say?  I'm a right-sided milker.  MUSIC Scene 7.    SOUND    WALKING IN MUD THEO    Ah, nature. LEONA    One thing you can say for nature.  It stinks. THEO    That's the smell of life! LEONA    No, it's the smell of the cowpie you just stepped in. THEO    Ew.  Hey look!  Someone's coming! LEONA    Is it Lulu? THEO    No!  [excited] It looks like a girl! LEONA    Can't you tell?  DAISY    [off, calling]  He-ey! THEO    Hiya! LEONA    [hissed, hinting]  Interview.  Witness.  Stay on task. THEO    What? SOUND    SLAP THEO    Right.  Hello, miss--? DAISY    [running up, panting]  I'm Daisy! THEO    Yeah?  LEONA    [hissed] Does she live near here? THEO    Do you--? DAISY    I'm just one farm over. THEO    Oh.  Good. LEONA    Does she know anything about the cows? DAISY    Huh? THEO    HuH? LEONA    Tell you what.  We're gonna play blindfold questions. DAISY    That sounds like fun! THEO    What?  [muffled] Hey, what are you doing? [clear again] But I can't see anything now! LEONA    That's the idea.  DAISY    Who are you folks anyway?  I never got a chance to-- THEO    We're from the World Bugle.  Investigating the cows. DAISY    Oh!  The tattoos? THEO    Yeah.  Are they happening at your farm too? LEONA    Turn to the left, just a bit.  THEO    Huh? LEONA    You're talking to her shoulder. THEO    Ah. DAISY    Well, no, ain't no one else in the valley having the same problem.  And no one can figure out how it's happening, nohow! THEO    No one knows how he's doing it? DAISY    He?  Do you know who it is? THEO    Just reporter shorthand.  Playing the odds.  [serious sounding] Most of these kind of... uh "perps" are male.  82%, in fact. LEONA    Nice fake. DAISY    Wow! THEO    Not that we rule anyone out.  You could even be the one doing this. DAISY    Not me!  I can't even draw a cow.  [sudden interest]  Who's that? LEONA    Who?  Shit!  My turn for the blindfold. SOUND    WHIP OF FABRIC THEO    [Baffled]  Leo?  What? Why are you tying that over your whole face? LEONA    [muffled] Shut up! DICKMAN    [coming on] Finally some sign of life out here in the hinterlands. DAISY    I dunno where hinter's land is.  Is he new around here? THEO    [getting it]  Oh!  Hi, Mr. Dickman. DICKMAN    You can call me Ace, kid. THEO    [chummy] And you can call me Theo, Ace. LEONA    [muffled] "Smoothie" THEO    Shh. DAISY    Can I call you Ace too?  You look kinda familiar.  Have we ever met? DICKMAN    So, kid, who's the chick in the turban? THEO    Oh, she's my new ... intern.  Uh, she's -uh- devout.  Can't show her face. DAISY    But she had it off-- LEONA    [zhagareet - high pitched warble] THEO    [running over]  We're very equal-opportunity at the world bugle, you see.  DAISY    Say, you look kinda like Clint Eastwood.  Are you related to Clint Eastwood? DICKMAN    [ignoring Daisy] Does she speak English, at least? THEO    Only to people she's been... properly introduced to.  It's very ...protective. DICKMAN    Doesn't make for much of a reporter.  THEO    [warming to his lie] That's why she's learning to take photographs instead.  [talking loud and slow like he's talking to someone foreign] Take picture now?  Show? LEONA    [muttered and muffled] I got something to show you-- THEO    [snap] Jasmine?  Take picture! LEONA    [sort of vaguely pakistani] oh, yess.  Picture take i. SOUND    SNAP DICKMAN    Hey!  You didn't need a flash!  It's broad daylight!  Right in my damn eyes. SOUND    SNAP LEONA    Many apologies! DAISY    Wanna take a picture of me? DICKMAN    [stalking closer] Hey!  That camera - it looks kinda familiar. THEO    [covering] Oh! They all look alike. LEONA    [panicking] uh -- No more talk.  Time to pray.  SOUND    DROP TO THE GROUND LEONA    [muttering, muffled] THEO    You better not bother her now.  She gets these breaks a - a bunch of times every day.  It's freedom of religion, man. DICKMAN    I'm sure I've seen her before.  And she ain't no -- THEO    ACE!  Don't use that kind of language!  [whispered] You could get us sued! LEONA    [MUTTERS LOUDER] DAISY    Can she take a picture of ME when she gets up? MUSIC Scene 8.    AMB    QUIET HOTEL ROOM THEO    That was kind of... LEONA    Mortifying? THEO    Well...  You don't know much about other cultures, do you? LEONA    I only had to fool him, and he knows less.  [annoyed] It's kind of like if you and I ever run into a lion - I don't have to outrun the lion... I just have to outrun you. THEO    Are there a lot of lions in - [getting it] Ohhh... [moment of awkward silence] LEONA    I suppose you're wondering about all this. THEO    No. LEONA    It's the most embarrassing episode of my life. THEO    Oh.  I wouldn't want to pry. LEONA    Back when I was young and foolish. THEO    [astonished] You were young? LEONA    And that disgusting hunk of manhood swept me off my girlish feet... THEO    [getting a bit weirded out] girlish? LEONA    He was so confident... THEO    Uh, Leona... LEONA    So self assured... THEO    Come on, Leona. LEONA    And when he walked away that dark and stormy morning, leaving me lying in a puddle of my own tears...  THEO    Please stop. LEONA    [snarl] He walked away with the best scoop I'd ever had.  THEO    [relieved sigh] Oh! LEONA    That's why you can't tell him anything about our story.  Not one iota. THEO    Why would I, I don't plan to-- LEONA    He'll knock on the door any minute now. SOUND    KNOCK THEO    Wow! LEONA    Take him to the bar.  THEO    But what do I do? LEONA    Get him drunk.  Keep him talking. SOUND    DOOR CHAIN LEONA    [sharp whisper] Oh, and while you're distracting him— THEO    Distracting? LEONA    Yeah.  See if you can steal his story! MUSIC Scene 9.    AMB    BAR DICKMAN    This is the life, eh?  Just us guys.  Us reporters.  No one understands the loneliness… THEO    Uh, yeah. DICKMAN    The mantle of responsibility we don every day--   THEO    Really? DICKMAN    Our responsibility to the public!  To keep them informed.  THEO    Oh!  Is that why your – uh – family bought into the World bugle? DICKMAN    Nah.  Grandad just loves Ratboy.  THEO    Oh.  [trying to be subtle]  So...how goes it with the weed-whacker? DICKMAN    [suspicious] Hey – you trying something? THEO    No!  Just  thought… uh… I might be able to [uncertain] Help? DICKMAN    I don't need any help. THEO    But I might have heard something.  A lead. DICKMAN    [skeptical] Reeeeally? THEO    Oh, yeah.  [warming to it]  I overheard something.  Recently.  About –uh – [lost, then bright idea] about someone buying a lot of weed whackers! DICKMAN    Really?  And what could possibly make you think that he would need more than one weed whacker? THEO    He? DICKMAN    Playing the odds.  82% of these perps are male, you know. THEO    Oh, yeah.  I know. DICKMAN    [intimidating] But what made you say that? THEO    Its just what I heard!  Really! DICKMAN    [relenting]  Cuz that's a detail the police have insisted on keeping back from the public.  THEO    Oh! MUSIC HOTEL CLERK    May I help you? LEONA    [talking in a fake deep voice] Package for Mr. Dickmam.  What room is he in? HOTEL CLERK    I can accept that for him. LEONA    No. uh – it's special delivery.  From the head office. HOTEL CLERK    I can page him. LEONA    Can't wait.  Must stay… refrigerated.  Plus, he's probably out on assignment-- HOTEL CLERK    I think he's just over in the bar. LEONA    [sigh, drops the voice]  Fifty bucks? SOUND    MONEY SLAPPED ON TABLE, SCOOPED UP HOTEL CLERK    [low response] Here's the spare key.  Have a nice day! MUSIC Scene 10.    AMB    BAR THEO    --And he woke up with a donkey's head! DICKMAN    What, like in the bed next to him? THEO    No, this is Shakespeare, not the Godfather!  Like his head was a donkey's head. DICKMAN    [musing] Shakespeare WAS the original godfather.  I think you might have a story there. THEO    Still not as good as yours! DICKMAN    When you been in the biz as long as I have… SOUND    PHONE RINGS, ANSWERED BARTENDER    No, sorry.  We don't serve those here. DICKMAN    [nasty laugh] Must be talking about your “sidekick.” THEO    Ew! BERTENDER    Oh, someone NAMED Smoothie.  I'll check.  [up] Is there a-- THEO    [quick, sharp] It's for me! DICKMAN    Smoothie? THEO    Code name.  Top secret.  [to phone]  Yeah?  Yeah!  Oh yeaaaaahhhhh. SOUND    HANGS UP DICKMAN    Yeah? THEO    Yeah.  Gotta go.  The –uh- cows came home. MUSIC Scene 11.    AMB    NIGHT, PASTURE THEO    We always seem to end up outside in the dark waiting for dangerous people. LEONA    That's where the stories are. THEO    Did you find out anything? LEONA    Just that he's got nothing.  [chuckles] THEO    Isn't that bad for the paper?  I mean, they still need stories! LEONA    Puppy.  [gasp]  Look! THEO    Lights!  Is it aliens? LEONA    Coleman. THEO    Who's Coleman? LEONA    A lamp.  It's just the farmer.  He must have the same idea we do. THEO    We do? LEONA    To keep watch until the vandal shows up. THEO    Would this fall under vandalism?  Hmm…  I guess cows count as property. LEONA    Shh!  Look! THEO    He's just going in to check on them. SOUND    Mooooo THEO    That didn't sound happy. LEONA    They're cows.  They don't really “do” happy. THEO    Hey, where's Lulu? LEONA    Lulu? THEO    The goat- he said she follows him everywhere. LEONA    I dunno.  Sleeping? THEO    Let's get closer to the barn. MUSIC Scene 12.    AMB    BARN THEO    [whispering] I told you there was something wrong with a man who would leave his goat behind! LEONA    If I had a nickel for every time I've heard… SOUND    Bzz.  Mooooo! THEO    [standing up]  How dare you! LEONA    Oh, boy. HADLEY/DEMON    Who dares disturb me at my work. THEO    Uh… does he sound different? LEONA    I'll be in the bushes – uh – stall. HADLEY/DEMON    Come forward, mortal. THEO    uh-- LEONA    He means you.  [uh - pushing him] SOUND    PUSH, HE STUMBLES FORWARD THEO    [whisered] What do I do? LEONA    Interview him.  It.  Nah, think of it as a him – less scary that way. HADLEY/DEMON    What do you want? THEO    [gulp] I -- want to hear your side of the story! HADLEY/DEMON    Story? THEO    Uh, clearly you're doing something here – and very artistically, I might add – but I can't imagine a … s-something, such as yourself doing it for no reason.  You must have a … a purpose.  The people want to know! LEONA    [hissed] step to the left! THEO    Huh? LEONA    You're blocking my shot! HADLEY/DEMON    You think you will shoot me?  Muhahahaha!  Mortal bullets will have no effect! THEO    no!  no!  not shot shot.  Just picture shot. LEONA    [whispered] Stay in the light - in case he eviscerates you. HADLEY/DEMON    Pictures, yes.  I make pictures too. THEO    Right!  What are they for? HADLEY/DEMON    For?  They are a summoning!  When the ring is complete, he will come! THEO    [shock and awe] Satan? HADLEY/DEMON    [matter of fact] Nonsense, he's much too busy.  That's why I'm here.  [demony again] NO!  It is the renegade that I am here to summon.  I have been placed in his path and he will be mine!  SOUND    CAMERA CLICKS HADLEY/DEMON    [petulant]  If some people will go away and leave me to my work. THEO    maybe we can help? LEONA    [whispered] Ixnay!  Otnay our Objay! HADLEY/DEMON    Help?  You? THEO    I mean, if you will spend a little time maybe telling us more about what you're doing? HADLEY/DEMON    Hmm…. [thinks long] Which do you think is my good side? MUSIC Scene 13.    AMB    OUTSIDE, DAY THEO    We should tell him!  He must have been drugged, or delusional, or sleepwalking! LEONA    [assured]  Possessed. THEO    or sleepwalking. LEONA    Possessed makes for a better story. THEO    Oh.  LEONA    Did you have the mini recorder with you? THEO    Uh, no. LEONA    Dammit Smoothie! THEO    I did ... something else with it. LEONA    What? THEO    Let me see if it worked first. LEONA    [sigh] whatever.  What's important is to figure out what questions to ask this demon possessor when we talk to him tonight. THEO    Tonight? LEONA    Meanwhile, we can get some quality time with the girls. THEO    Girls?  You mean like Daisy? LEONA    No, I mean like Fred. MUSIC Scene 14.    AMB    BARN SOUND    Moos THEO    Oh, those girls. LEONA    Shh.  You'll put them off. THEO    What are we doing here? LEONA    Getting glamour shots.  What else?  Move that one in behind the one with the white ear. THEO    Why don't we ask farmer Hadley to help with this?  I don't know anything about cow maneuvers. DICKMAN    [off, hding]  [Laughs] LEONA    [starts to laugh, then cuts it off with a snarl] THEO    Holy cow! LEONA    Five of them.  Come out, Dick. DICKMAN    Leona?  And here I thought you'd converted. THEO    Maybe I should leave you two alone? LEONA    Yeah.  I'm a transformer.  {nyea-uh-uh-ow – transformer noise]  Just call me optimus kick your ass. THEO    Help me out, Fred,  They're not listeneing. SOUND    MOO, LICK THEO    Ew. [up]  We should go back to the – things to do – back at the hotel? LEONA    No.  I want to know why this notorious poacher is hanging around our story?  Could it be because he's stumped on his own? DICKMAN    Im never stumped.  I'm [thinks, then nasty triumph] I'm multitasking! LULU    [outside]  Maaaaa THEO    Hey guys, here comes Lulu!  Better be nice. DICKMAN    Who's LuLu?  Is she that dishy Barbie in the teensy cutoffs from yesterday? LEONA    [chuckles] Nah, she's even more perfect for you.  DICKMAN    [suggestive] Hot, stupid and has a great story? LEONA    [taking it personally]  I was never hot – I mean, I was never STUPID! SOUND    DOOR OPENS THEO    [loudly, trying to break up the fight] Oh, Farmer Hadley!  Lulu!  How nice to see you both! LEONA    Here Dickman.  Hold this.  Lulu, fetch! LULU    Maaaa! DICKMAN    What's with the ball?  Ow! SOUND    THUMP, BODY DROP MUSIC Scene 15.    AMB    BARN, NIGHT THEO    He said he'd explain the whole thing tonight. LEONA    Smacks of super villain rhetoric. THEO    Huh? LEONA    You know, all that “Before I kill you, Mister Bond” crap. THEO    Kill? HADLEY/DEMON    Oh, yes, I am here to kill. THEO    [gasp!] LEONA    [gasp] I'll be in the hayloft. HADLEY/DEMON    {chuckles]  I thought you might like a sound bite for your show. THEO    Uh, we're print news. HADLEY/DEMON    Too bad.  That would have been sweet. THEO    But we do have a website! LEONA    But he wasn't recording. HADLEY/DEMON    [disgruntled] Well, stay out of my way, then. THEO    You said tonight you would reveal all. LEONA    I'll get the wide angle lens. HADLEY/DEMON    Tonight I will return an escaped soul back to hell!!! LEONA    Is his name Dickman? HADLEY/DEMON    He's not an escapee.  But we have him on our radar. THEO    Ew. LEONA    Good. HADLEY/DEMON    No, this is a soul that escaped and is even now cutting a swath across the country! THEO and LEONA    [unison]  The weed-whacker!? LEONA    [musing] Scooping him is almost better than sending him to hell… HADLEY/DEMON    These cows are the living, breathing summoning spell.  Watch as I circle them up, nose to tail-- LEONA    Facing widdershins, I see. THEO    Huh? LEONA    Anti-clockwise? THEO    Oh. HADLEY/DEMON    It's a satanic thing. THEO    Ahh. LEONA    Omigod! HADLEY/DEMON    [slightly offended] Please! LEONA    Just an interjection.  I see it all now!  I relaly do need to get up into the hayloft! THEO    Why? HADLEY/DEMON    Why don't you both go up there and observe? THEO    Uh, okay. LEONA    Come on! SOUND    CLIMBING LADDER HADLEY/DEMON    [begins the chant]  loren ipsum dolar sit amat… THEO    What am I supposed to see? LEONA    Look down! SOUND    SNAPPING PHOTOS, THROUGHOUT THEO    Uh...Cows. LEONA    and? THEO    Oh!  Oh, wow!  When they're all in a circle like that, with the tattooed triangles on the inside, it makes-- LEONA    A pentagram.  Yeah.  Trippy. SOUND    DOOR OPENS, OFF THEO    Did you hear that? LEONA    Hear what? SIOUND    CAMERA STILL CLICKING AWAY THEO    I'll go check. LEONA    [absorbed in her work] Yeah, yeah. SOUND    CREAKING AS THEO MOVES THEO    [muttered] I think it was over … here? DICKMAN    [muffled a bit, dictating]  Investigating strange noises in the barn, hoping that the killer was hiding out, I courageously – no, scratch that – with no thought for my own safety, just the safety of the world, I pressed on. THEO    [to self] Oh, heck!  [quiet, calling]  Leona? LEONA    [snapped hiss] Busy. THEO    Oh, boy… SOUND    OTHER DOOR SLAMS OPEN HADLEY/DEMON    [Cuts off in mid-sentence]  [dramatic] You! WW DEMON    [dramatic] Yes, it is I! HADLEY/DEMON    [matter of fact] I'm here to take you home, Jerry. WW DEMON    I don't wanna. HADLEY/DEMON    Too bad.  Get in the box. WW DEMON    [huffy sigh]  Fine.  But I'm going because I want to and not because you told me to. HADLEY/DEMON    Yup.  Just like the last four times.  whatever. SOUND    SORT OF A WHISTLY NOISE DICKMAN    Is that it? HADLEY/DEMON    Yeah.   Why? DICKMAN    Seems anti-climactic. HADLEY/DEMON    Who do I look like?  Peter Jackson?  Gotta go, then.  [to Leona] One mor pic before I drop this carcass? SOUND    CLICK DICKMAN    [stunned] You! LEONA    [sneering] You!  THEO    Uh, guys--! SOUND    WEIRD SWIRLY NOISE DICKMAN    This is my story, Leo.  But I'll let you in as my photographer. THEO    Guys??? LEONA    I'll give you a shot.  But not from my camera! SOUND    WEIRD SWIRLY NOISE GETS LOUDER THEO    I'll be in the bushes. SOUND    WEIRD SWRILY EXPLOSION Scene 16.    EXPLOSION TURNS INTO "on tape" SOUND    CLICK, turns off CHIEF    [concerned] Is Leona's film okay? THEO    Oh, yeah.  It was the weirdest thing, too - no one was actually hurt, but they all had this weird blackout period.  I guess I got away early enough to miss most of it, but even I don't rmember everything on the tape. CHIEF    Waitaminute - didn't you say in there somewhere that you didn't have your recorder on you? THEO    Uh, yeah...  SOUND    DOOR OPENS, LEONA ENTERS LEONA    Here's those photos. SOUND    SLAPS THEM DOWN CHIEF    [going through]  yeah, yeah. Yeah - OHHH!  Nice goat.  Yeah, yeah.  Cute.  Holy crap! LEONA    [chuckles] THEO    Hwat - what was that? CHIEF    I take it this compromising picture of Forsythe Dickman the third has some little part in why you got his story without him arguing at all? LEONA    [overly innocent] Nah - he just admitted that it was all one story from the beginning, and since we did all the work-- THEO    [confidential]  It was really hard, getting the goat to stand still for the picture! CHIEF    you didn't- uh - I mean, that poor goat! LEONA    Nah, once we got her into the tutu - it's all in the lighting.  THEO    Was harder to dress Dickman. CHIEF    Well, get out of here and write up your story-- My personal shopper Pierre is gonna be in here any minute - Wednesday is intimates. LEONA    Going.  Now. SOUND    THEY RUSH OUT Scene 17.    REPORTER FRED    Oh, please, you're the fourth Hitler sighting this week! REPORTER KATHY    Are you sure these tiny people who appear when you drink from your magic bottle aren't just ...uh... D-Ts? REPORTER BOB    And you're willing to wear that fur suit and infiltrate the secret hideout?  Do you know the paw-shake? SOUND    HANG UP PHONE REPORTER JUNE    [excited yell]  Aliens are landing in Branson!!!  They're demanding tickets for Dolly! END

Rookie newshound Theo Walsh is sent on his first job for the World Bugle (provider of hard-hitting news about Elvis, aliens, and the paranormal) Oh, my!   Written and produced by Julie Hoverson Cast List Theo Walsh - Henry Mark Leona Pope - Robyn Keyes Selena Hempstead - Karena Fredrick Chief - Julie Hoverson Child - Chandra Wade Truth - Melissa Pang Justice - Jerry Bennett Hygiene - Gwendolyn Gieseke-Woodard Bruce, the Bounty Hunter - Joel Harvey Sidekick - Reynaud Leboeuf Awesome Guest appearance by Bryan, Dave, Wes, and Uncle Randy of Drunken Zombie Podcast as the other reporters!!! Episode Music:  Josh Woodward (www.joshwoodward.com) 19 Nocturne theme - Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com) Recorded with the assistance of Ryan Hirst of Neohoodoo Studio Editing and Sound:   Julie Hoverson Cover: Brett Coulstock What kind of a place is it? Why it's a bullpen - this is where the NEWS happens. *********************************************************************** CULTISTS STOLE MY BABY! Cast: [Opening credits - Olivia] Selena Hempstead, the mother Theo Walsh, cub reporter Leona Pope, jaded old hand photographer Justice, older male cultist Hygiene, stern female cultist Truth, sweet female cultist Chief, Editor of the Monthly Bugle Reporters Bryan, Dave, Randy and Wes Bruce the bounty hunter Thug, his sidekick Child OLIVIA     Did you have any trouble finding it?  What do you mean, what kind of a place is it?  Why, it's a bullpen, can't you tell?  This is where the news happens. MUSIC SOUND     PASSING THROUGH A NOISY NEWSROOM REPORTER BRYAN    [on phone] We can't do anything about that unless Elvis actually spoke to you.  He did?  Can your dog verify that? REPORTER WES    [on phone] Right, I got that, but the beans - you have to eat them raw for the diet to work?  Isn't that kind of crunchy? REPORTER RANDY    Do you have any pictures?  Was the alien wearing the leather bunny suit while it was impregnating you? REPORTER DAVE    How do you know the post-it was placed on your fridge by aliens? SOUND    DOOR OPENS, NOISE CONTINUES UNDER THEO    Hello?  Boss? LEONA    Come on in. THEO    Cool!  SOUND    DOOR SHUTS, NOISE CUT OUT THEO    Hey!  I'm super excited to have this chance to-- LEONA    Save it.  I'm not the guy.  Editor'll be back in a moment. THEO    Oh!  Well, I'm Theo. SOUND    FLUSH LEONA    Whatever you do, don't stare. THEO    Stare? SOUND    DOOR OPENS, HANDS WIPING ON TOWEL CHIEF    All right - oh you're here, good.  THEO    Um - yeah, I'm so excited to have this chance to-- CHIEF    Save it.  I got your resume.  Right, Theo - Theo.... SOUND    PAPERS BEING SHUFFLED THEO    Walsh? CHIEF    You don't sound all that sure.  Not a bad name, though kinda normal.  How about we give you a nickname - Flash!  No, that doesn't work with Walsh.  Zip? LEONA    I'll see what fits.  What's the job? CHIEF    Yeah, yeah.  Ok, Theo Walsh with a journalism degree from West Podunk Community College, meet Leona Pope - she'll keep you from hurting yourself or making the Bugle liable. LEONA    Mostly I just take your photos. THEO    So, what are we going to be working on--? CHIEF    Theo.  Leona.  E-O.  There you go.  You're the E-O team now - no, no - even better - Team E-O. LEONA    Whatever. CHIEF    All business, eh, doll?  Right, then.  Look, Theo, my family has run this magazine for three generations.  THEO    [eager] Oh, yes - I know!  LEONA    [heavy sigh]  Newb. THEO    This newspaper brings the most cutting edge stories to life every week! LEONA    You actually believe that? CHIEF    Shut it.  Go on. THEO    Well, I've followed the World Bugle for years - and I do realize that a lot of the material in here is puff - or straight out made up stuff-- CHIEF    What!? THEO    [backpedaling] No!  no - let me explain!  I understand completely - to be able to print the hard cold truth about the really controversial topics, like UFOs and the paranormal, you have to fill in the bulk of the magazine with implausibilities, just so that the real truth only reaches the people who already understand! CHIEF    Hmph.  Yeah.  Something like that. LEONA    [wicked chuckle] CHIEF    Anyway.  I've got a sauna and massage, followed by a mani-pedi at noon, so let's get you moving--  I have an informant in room 3.  Have fun. THEO    I'm so excited about this-- LEONA    Come on. SOUND    PHONE PICKED UP CHIEF    Yeah, Sergei?  Oh yeah, that sounds real nice... SOUND    DOOR OPENS, NEWSROOM NOISE LEONA     Left. SOUND    DOOR SHUTS THEO    Wh-what did you mean, don't stare? LEONA    At the Chief. THEO    He looks just like any other big newspaper editor. LEONA    You missed it? THEO    You mean the comb-over and five o'clock shadow?  The mole?  The flabby man-boobs?  LEONA    Woman-boobs. THEO    [shuddering] Oh.... SOUND    FOOTSTEPS STOP THEO    After you. LEONA    You're the reporter.  You go first.  [ominous]  Always. THEO    You make that sound like a bad thing. LEONA    I've been in the biz for 20 years and I've been teamed up 73 times.  You do the math. THEO    Oh. SOUND    DOOR OPENS THEO    Hello.  Um, I'm Theo-- LEONA    Wink. THEO    [boggled] What? LEONA    Trying out nicknames. THEO    Not right now. SELENA    Hello? THEO    Yes, sorry.  I'm Theo.  This is Leona.  SELENA    Is it safe here? THEO    Um-- SOUND    DOOR SHUTS THEO    [shrug] Yeah.  [brightly] So you have a story for us? SELENA    Yes, but - there's a life at stake. THEO    [eager] Really? SELENA    [trying not to cry]  My... baby. THEO    Oh!  Here-- SOUND    TISSUE BOX GRABBED AND MOVED, TISSUE PULLED SELENA    [blows her nose] They took him--! THEO    Aliens? SELENA    No.  Worse. THEO    Scientologists? SELENA    [dry, not crying] Oh, please.  [sniffling again] Cultists. THEO    Other cultists? SELENA    [annoyed] Yes - are you--?  Um, is there another reporter I can talk to? THEO    Sorry, I'm just trying to make sure I get my facts straight. LEONA    [musing] Straight.  Arrow.  Shooter. THEO    What? LEONA    Nothing.  But I think you got your first headline right there.  THEO    I do? LEONA    [important] CULTISTS STOLE MY BABY! MUSIC, BUT SELENA    [over music] Did you say his first? MUSIC ENDS SOUND    CAR NOISES THEO    [narrating] So team E-O made their way to the lair of the cultists. LEONA    Town. THEO    They have a whole town? LEONA    Were you narrating? SOUND    TAPE RECORDER TURNED OFF, HIDDEN THEO    Me, no.  Why?  Is that bad? LEONA    I worked with a guy who narrated once.  Once.  THEO    [gulp]  Oh.  Well.  What's the name of this town? LEONA    Where were you during the interview? THEO    I was there - I even took notes.  LEONA    How many shirt buttons did she have open? THEO    [dreamy] four. LEONA    [sigh] THEO    Right, um-- SOUND    FLIPPING PAGES THEO    Wow.  [reading] I don't remember any of this. LEONA    Automatic writing? THEO    How do you think I got through college?  SOUND    FLIPS ONE MORE PAGE THEO    Aha!  Sorry - nope.  I didn't get the name.  Just wrote "Town." LEONA    Yup. THEO    What? LEONA    The name was "town".  Apparently they're big on using the "true names" of things. THEO    Bet that's easy to find on a map. MUSIC LEONA    [flat] Wow.  [sucks in air] Just... wow. THEO    It's so...clean.  And everyone looks kind of ... normal. LEONA    What were you expecting?  Black robes and facial tattoes? THEO    Um... yeah. TRUTH    May I help you? THEO    um--? LEONA    All yours. THEO    [gulps] Right.  [deep breath, blows out] Right.  We're ...uh... LEONA    Smooth.  That should be your nickname.  Smoothie. THEO    ...scouting for a new smoothie bar.  Our Smoothie bar company...um... Groovy Smoothie ...is looking for new locations. LEONA    Not too dusty. TRUTH    Wow.  That would be lovely.  But you'd have to use all natural ingredients.  We're very back to nature here. THEO    I noticed.  The all-cotton clothes.  The non-synthetic shoes and accessories. LEONA    Metrosexual. TRUTH    Are you sure you just noticed, or have you been doing your homework? THEO    Um... While I'd love to say I was bright enough-- LEONA    So would I. THEO    --to look ahead, I really just noticed. TRUTH    That's still good.  Why don't we walk and you can tell me more about your smoothies? LEONA    I'll just snap some pics.  For the folks back home.  You two kids talk. THEO    Yeah.  Sure! MUSIC AMB    IN CAR, DRIVING LEONA    [exasperated sigh] I sure hope you were taking notes.  She was too cute for your ears to work. THEO    If she's an example, I can't believe they're any kind of BAD cult. LEONA    Dickhead. THEO    What? LEONA    Just addressing your thinking end. THEO    No, I'm not... that kind of guy!  She's sweet.  [beat] I'm really not! LEONA    Yeah, yeah.  What did miss pretty poison have to say? THEO    Truth. LEONA    Pushover. THEO    No, her name's Truth.  They go in for-- LEONA    Those literal names, right. THEO    Yup.  Anyway, I couldn't ask about kidnapped kids, being in the smoothie business, but I think I got some good notes about the layout of the place. LEONA    Where do they keep the kids? SOUND    FLIPPING PAGES THEO    Well, they actually take in a lot of foster kids in this town.  Apparently, they think of it as a holy cause - working with troubled children. LEONA    Vulnerable and open to manipulation.  Or already so messed up, they can't complain. THEO    No!  They work on healing their psychic wounds. LEONA    Her words? THEO    Yes.... LEONA    Did she try and sell you on the religion? THEO    [trying to change the subject] Uh, is it much further to the motel? LEONA    [resigned, commanding] Show me. SOUND    PAMPHLET PULLED FROM POCKET THEO    It's research. LEONA     Right.  Cuz they'd want a smoothie shop run by a non-believer. THEO    I actually told her that the company's policy was to bring in a manager, but hire everyone else locally - then, if someone local was able to take over, the company would be happy to-- LEONA    McDoggies? THEO    What? LEONA    Where you worked your way through college? THEO    Oh.  Yeah.  Actually ...um... let's just say I can't stand the smell of coffee any more. LEONA    Oh-ho! MUSIC [whispered conversation] SOUND    CREEPING THROUGH BUSHES THEO    Thanks for coming along! LEONA    Are you joking?  This is how I get my best pictures.  You go first. THEO    Right.  This should be about where the orphanage office is-- LEONA    Shh! SOUND    INDISTINCT VOICES THEO    [whispered] Just a bit closer. HYGIENE    [normal, but off] ...utterly unruly.  We have had to use... very stringent techniques. THEO    [whispered] Brainwashing! LEONA    [whispered] Listen now - talk later! JUSTICE    [normal but off]  You have all my faith, Hygiene.  You know how vital your part in this is. THEO    [whispered] I wish I had a tape recorder. LEONA    [whispered] Hand. THEO    [whispered] Huh? SOUND    SLAPS SOMETHING INTO HIS HAND SOUND    THUMP ON MIKE as it segues into a recording. EVERYTHING NOT NOTED IS ON THE RECORDING LEONA    [whispered] It's already running.  THEO    [whispered] But it's so small-- LEONA    [whispered] I'm gonna slap you. THEO    [whispered] Right! SOUND    FUMBLING WITH THE MIKE LEONA    [now] I still plan to slap you. THEO    [now] Um, OK.  [bracing himself] Go on. LEONA    [now] Uh-uh [no].  More fun if you don't see it coming. BACK TO THE TAPE unless noted THEO    Which end do I-- Ow! SOUND    SLAP LEONA    See?  Just get it near the window. [fading out] It picks up everything. THEO    [off] okay. HYGIENE    [fading in] running all over the place, breaking things, and causing havoc. JUSTICE     That WOULD be more predictable.  HYGIENE    But Lucifer just sits and stares wrathfully!  He is completely placid when you move him, but he won't respond to commands!  THEO    [real] Lucifer?  What happened to the whole true names thing? JUSTICE     Docility has its place. LEONA    [real] Maybe he has to graduate first or something. HYGIENE    It is unnatural in a child this age.  JUSTICE     Perhaps it is time for... extreme measures. HYGIENE    Give me one more week before we subject him to that? JUSTICE     There isn't time.  We have to break him, Hygiene.  Make him ours. HYGIENE    Very well, father justice.  Your word is my command. SOUND    TAPE CLICKS OFF, BACK TO REAL AMB    HOTEL ROOM.  THUMPING NOISES AND BEDSPRINGS FROM NEXT DOOR THEO    Wow. LEONA    Yeah.  [beat]  They've been at it for nearly an hour now. THEO    No, I mean the tape.  [beat] It sounds horrible. LEONA    Course it does.  THEO    Can you imagine the leg cramps you would get? LEONA    The tape? THEO    Right.  So, we have to get that kid out of there! LEONA    And you've been smoking, what? THEO    Huh? LEONA    We report the news.  We don't make it. THEO    But how can we leave a poor defenseless child in the hands of ... those people? LEONA    Easy.  We drive away, file the story, and then come back in a year to file another story about how the kid is growing up in the cult.  Then a five year follow up, a tenth anniversary... THEO    No.  How about this - intrepid reporter bravely rescues child from abductors?  You can't say that's not a prime story! LEONA    Hmph.  Yes, but-- THEO    But? LEONA    [evil sweet] How about this?  Dumbass rookie newshound shot dead trying to break into secret cult enclave. THEO    Oh. MUSIC AMB    BAR THEO    What do I do here? LEONA    Mingle.  Try not to get carded more than once, peach fuzz. THEO    Shouldn't we be getting ready for the drive home? LEONA    [sigh] Local color.  Trying to see what the nearby folks think of the people up in Town. THEO    Really? LEONA    And half price jello shooters.  It IS ladies' night.  [commanding] You're driving. THEO    Leona?  Leo?  Oh, crap. TRUTH    Smoothie man! THEO    Uh, yeah.  Yes.  Truth.  Nice to see you - not the kind of place - um - TRUTH    [teasing] Where you usually find much truth? THEO    Right.  [laughs unconvincingly]  Yeah.  Aren't you supposed to be all holy or something?  I mean - darn it - I mean, not drinking and carousing or anything? TRUTH    Carousing?  I didn't think anyone used that word any more. THEO    Writers do.  I mean, I write.  Stuff.  TRUTH    Like? THEO    Like? TRUTH    Stuff like what? THEO    uh [wobbles] Greeting cards? TRUTH    Lots of...carousing... in greeting cards. THEO    [fumbling, but gaining strength] I don't plan to write greeting cards forever.  [shakes himself back to the present]  But why are you here? TRUTH    We believe in being as real as possible.  Having fun is very real.  And no, we don't drink, but we do dance and occasionally even sing karaoke. THEO    [terrified] Karry-[gulp]-oke? TRUTH    Thursdays.  You're in "no danger, Will Robinson." THEO    So you don't believe a sense of humor is wrong either. TRUTH    Nope.  SHIFT THROUGH THE BAR, MUSIC GETS LOUDER AT THIS END LEONA    [slurry, drunk] Jes one more - green's my flavorite. BRUCE    One more and you're gonna be flat on the floor, babe. LEONA    On top o' you. BRUCE    [chuckles]  This floor is dirty - we gotta perfectly nice carpet back at our hotel. LEONA    [a bit sharper] "We?" BRUCE    Me and my partner. LEONA    I don't shwing that way. BRUCE    Nah - not like that!  We work together.  That's him over there with the redheaded triplets hanging on his every word. LEONA    The viking?  What kind of work you do? BRUCE    [sexy whisper] Promise you won't tell? LEONA    Crosh my heart. BRUCE    That's not your heart. LEONA    Oh yeah?  I got hearts all over the place. BRUCE    Ooh.  Well, we're-- [glances around] Bounty hunters. LEONA    Like the guy on TV? BRUCE    Well I'm single, but yeah. LEONA    You gonna apprehend someone? BRUCE    Something like that.  But the only one I want to get my hands on tonight is you. LEONA    Mmm.  I gotta hit the catbox.  Be back after I scratch. BRUCE    I'll get you more .... green. LEONA    Oh, yeah. MUSIC SWELLS FOR A SECOND, THEN SLOWS TO A DANCE TRUTH    You're a very nice guy, Smoothie. THEO    It's ...Theo. TRUTH    We like names that describe people. THEO    I'm really not all that... smooth. TRUTH    Feels like it from here. LEONA    [not sounding the least bit drunk] We're going. THEO    What? TRUTH    At least let us finish this dance. LEONA    Sorry, babe.  Duty calls. THEO    Smoothie duty. TRUTH    What--? SOUND    DOOR SLAMS MUSIC CUTS OUT AMB    OUTSIDE, NIGHT THEO    What was all that? LEONA    We need to get out of here.  [moving slightly away] THEO    Out of town? LEONA    Out of the line of fire.  SOUND    CAR DOOR DOOTS LEONA    It's a setup. SOUND    CAR DOOR OPENS THEO    What?  Set up for what? SOUND    DOOR SLAMS LEONA    [in car, something unintelligible] THEO    What? SOUND    WINDOW ROLLS DOWN LEONA    I'm leaving.  You can climb in or stand here. SOUND    DOOR WRENCHED OPEN THEO    I thought I was supposed to drive! [ends in a squeal as she yanks him in] MUSIC Amb    In car THEO    Where are we going? LEONA    Back to headquarters. THEO    Why?  LEONA    [sigh, drums fingers] Bounty hunters. THEO    Are you on their hot list? LEONA    Not me.  Dammit, kid - think!  What are the odds there's a fugitive in this area?  Anyone they might be hunting other than-- [tails off, hinting] THEO    Us? LEONA    How can you be so dense? THEO    [finally getting it] Oh!  The kid! LEONA    Bingo, Smoothie. MOMENT OF SILENCE THEO    We need to go back. LEONA    You're an idiot. THEO    I'm not. LEONA    You're smitten, ya weenie. THEO    I'm not-- [gives up]  Yes.  Yes, I'm ... in love with Truth. LEONA    Right. THEO    But I'm even more in love with the idea of catching bounty hunters in the act. LEONA    [wobbling a bit] No. THEO    [spinning the story] Breaking into a religious compound. LEONA    [cracking a bit more] No. THEO    [seductive] Maybe using extreme force.  Carrying off a kicking and screaming toddler. LEONA    [growl] SOUND    CAR BRAKES TO A STOP LEONA    [ground out] You little shit. MUSIC AMB    NIGHT, OUTSIDE SOUND    CREEPING THROUGH BUSHES LEONA    [whispered] Well, Déjà my vu, kemosabe. THEO    [whispered] I think we beat them here.  We have to warn Truth. LEONA    Hell to the no, as they say.  You can play hero all you want - AFTER I get the shot. THEO    What if they have guns? LEONA    Stop, drop and roll.  I'll be in the bushes. MUSIC    TIME PASSES THEO    [yawning, dozing off] SOUND    A DISTANT CAR PULLS UP THEO     another big yawn SOUND     SPRITZ THEO    [gasping and choking, suddenly muffled] [note:  Leona sprayed breath freshener in his open snoozing mouth then slapped a hand over it when he woke up] LEONA    [urgent whisper] Shh!  They're here. THEO    [finally gets control of himself, gulps]  WHY'D you do that? LEONA    Nothing like waking up minty fresh!  They're over there, far side of the-- oh boy. THEO    What?  It's so dark. LEONA    [tsks]  Looks like three of them, skulking across the lawn. THEO    [amused] Skulking. LEONA    What's wrong with skulking? THEO     Truth would be amused-- LEONA    Fine!  But later, all right? THEO    Oh.  Yeah.  Skulking now.  Can we-- um-- head them off at the pass? LEONA    They're heading directly for the orphanage building. THEO    [uncertain] Oh, good. Um.... LEONA    [sigh] Over there. THEO    Right. MUSIC AMB - STILL OUTSIDE [another whispered conversation - unless otherwise noted] THEO    Did you see them? LEONA    Two of em went in- the third must be a rear guard. THEO    How can you be sure you saw three? LEONA    Watching stuff.  It's sort of my job.  You're getting slapped again. SOUND    DISTANT COMMOTION INSIDE BUILDING THEO    lights!  They're gonna be running! LEONA    I got it. SOUND    THROUGHOUT THE REST OF THE SCENE, SHUTTER CLICKS A LOT AS SHE TAKES SNAPS SOUND    DOOR SLAMS OPEN, RUNNING FEET, DOOR SLAMS SHUT CHILD    [wails] BRUCE    [hissed order] keep him quiet! THUG    He bit me! CHILD    No no no no no! SOUND     DOOR OPENS AGAIN JUSTICE    [to the back of the concert hall] Stop! SOUND    FOOTSTEPS HESITATE SELENA    [off, but also loud] Bring me my child! BRUCE    You heard the lady. TRUTH    We must do something! JUSTICE    No.  This is now in the hands of the lord. HYGIENE    I can only pray we've done enough. THEO    [standing and declaring himself]  No way - this is just wrong! EVERYONE REACTS LEONA    I'll be in the bushes. SELENA    [a bit closer] You're here?  I thought you morons had bailed on me! THEO    Of course not-- morons?  [offended]  The hell you say! SELENA    Very likely.  [to justice]  You thought you could stop my dear little baby from fulfilling his destiny, eh?  [evil genius] From wiping you and your kind from the entire world? THEO    Him? SOUND    RUSTLE IN THE BUSHES LEONA    Hand! THEO    What? LEONA    Recorder! THEO     oh! SELENA    Yes!  I did it!  The whole nine yards.  Did the rituals, wore the lederhosen, slept with the devil.  My child is the antichrist! THEO    Woh!  I didn't see that coming. CHILD    [trying to get her attention] Mommy! SELENA    And all your pathetic humanistic attempts to destroy him have come to naught! CHILD    [more urgent] Mommy! SELENA    He will grow into his destiny and rule over all of creation! CHILD    [sharp] Mommy! SELENA    Honey, mommy's busy.  And throw the entire world into chaos! CHILD    [almost crying] Mommy! SELENA    All right, mommy's done now.  [babytalk]  Woochie wanna, wittle son of evil? CHILD    Wanna see what I can do? SELENA    Isn't he cute!  Whatcha gonna do, my baby beelzebub?  [eager] Gonna spin your head around? Gonna spit fire? CHILD    [teasing] Nooo.  SELENA    Gonna rend these naughty nice people into tiny itsy bitsy bloody wittle chunks? CHILD    Noooo. SELENA    Whatcha gonna do then, my tiny tormentor?  Show mommy! CHILD    Okay.  I try and rerember.  [breath, noise of concentration] SELENA    oh, his first evil gesture!  Anyone have a videophone?  THEO    Why aren't you and your friends running? TRUTH    It wouldn't help.  Why aren't you? THEO    Leona'd kill me if I lost the scoop. SELENA    Do you need help lacing your fingers together honey? CHILD    No!  I can do it myself. SELENA    [brimming over with pride] Of course you can.  Of course you can! CHILD    There.  Now mommy watch! SELENA    I'm watching hun.  Oh, if only your father could see you now! THEO    His father--?  Ohh. CHILD    See my hands?  SELENA    Yes!  Knotted together like one big fist.  Will you smite your enemies? CHILD    Whass smite? SELENA    I'll explain it later - go on and show me what you wanted to show me CHILD    [starts speaking, but very quiet] SELENA    Honey, can you speak up?  Just a little?  Mommy can't hear you! CHILD    [deep sigh of exasperation]  Listen!  This is the church.  This [small noise of effort] is the steeple.  Open the doors and [more effort, then triumphant] see all the people!  SELENA    [horrified] What? CHILD    See all the people, mommy?  My finners are the people in the church! SELENA    [big screamy accusation] You!  You've ruined him! CHILD    Mommy!  See the people in the church! SELENA    [breaking into sobs] All that hard work!  The lederhosen!  Nooooo! SOUND    RUNNING AWAY, nooooing BRUCE    [yelling after her] Hey?  Hey lady?  Are we still getting paid? MUSIC THEO    [end of a story]  So sister Hygiene took him back in for some milk and cookies and a round of kumbaya. SOUND    RATTLE OF 8x10s Chief    Nice work Leo.  We'll have to touch up the pics, maybe give the kid some horns-- LEONA    Nah put em on the mom.  She earned it. THEO    Next you'll want an artist's rendition of Selena in lederhosen cavorting with Satan-- CHIEF    [avid] Great idea!  Very sexy!  I like.  I want the copy on my desk first thing tomorrow. SOUND    DOOR OPENS - NEWSROOM NOISE IN BG THEO    [weakly protesting] But- but we just got back-- SOUND    PHONE DIALING CHIEF    Hello?  Victoria's Secret? LEONA    [trying to keep from shuddering] Come on. SOUND    DOOR SHUTS, AMB NEWSROOM AGAIN THEO    How can I get something done by tomorrow morning? LEONA    Same way you got through college. SOUND    DOOR SWINGS OPEN CHIEF    Hey, Leo - you ever come up with a nickname for the kid here? LEONA    Oh, yeah. THEO    You did? LEONA    Smoothie.  Smoothie Walsh. THEO    Oh, no way-- [arguing, trails off as the sound pans back across the room. REPORTER DAVE    So the potato shaped like Princess Di saved your life?  How did that-- REPORTER RANDY    How could you not notice the minute she took her clothes off?  Oh, a hologram field?  You never mentioned-- REPORTER WES    And that was when you saw his third eye?  Are you sure that it was Dick Cheney? REPORTER BRYAN    [screaming] We have a ratboy sighting! CLOSER    

What's up my Lil 1s! This week I do my usually sports babble, but I also tell you about Maya first few days of pre school, all the upcoming anime coming out this month, and I have a message for my dear Uncle Randy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kevin-daniel-little-jr/support

This is episode #10 of Write this Down, and was recorded on July 21st, 2022. In this episode, Randal and Gary talk about their recent live podcast at Icehouse in Canton, GA. They also answer questions and talk about some current events.   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/1374716503017769/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode #150 of Married AF, and was recorded on July 19th, 2022. In this episode, Randal sits down with Warren Thompson.  Warren is the Lion Fight heavyweight champ, he is a Glory kickboxing vet, he was a contestant on season 11 of the Ultimate Fighter, and he happens to be a Georgia resident who works out at the same gym as Uncle Randy. He is also a super nice guy, and Randal had a great time chatting with him.   Make sure you follow Warren on IG: @war_the_destroyer   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/394161015923244/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

Today's show, we talk with Wes Laine Jr. @wes.laine  .  Wes tells us what it was like growing up in Virginia beach and how his Dad and Uncle Randy taught him to surf.  Wes Jr.  talks about how he loves surfing Waimea Bay, and at 17 years old, surfing it for the 1st time,  he and his Dad Wes Sr.  scored it!  Wes explains how Virginia Beach can get good waves and bad waves, and how he will always  live there.  And did Wes really surf against his Dad in a final?  And who won?  Find out!Check out Wes Laine Surf Camp!! Support the show

This is episode #149 of Married AF, and was recorded on May 26th, 2022. Tonight Randal and Brooke talk about some recent doctor appointments for crap that is happening cuz we are fully in our 40's… We also talk about the court case that everyone (and the internet) was obsessed with - Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard. And of course, we answer some listener questions.   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/2056575527837544/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

The boys sit down with Randy Newberg and dive into some very interesting topics that seem to be happening in the hunting space. Are big tech companies throttling hunting companies content? What does the future hold? And they dive into some thoughts behind some of the draws this year.

Here is the second part of my conversation with Uncle Randy, we talk about Epicureanism, Moralism, the Inklings, and Fairy Tales. Instagram.com/Jonathankutz03Twitter.com/Jonathankutz03Patreon.com/Food4ThoughtSupport the showCheck out Wondrium here! https://www.awin1.com/cread.php?awinmid=25630&awinaffid=1137683Follow me at https://www.instagram.com/jonathankutz03https://www.instagram.com/food4thought_pod Https://www.twitter.com/Jonathankutz03Consider supporting on Locals! Gain bonus content as well as submit questions! https://food4thought1.locals.com/

This bonus episode of Write This Down was recorded on March 31st, 2022.   Gary Lamb and Uncle Randy couldn't resist the opportunity to talk about the slap heard ‘round the world (aka Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars).   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/359354339282378/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This episode of Write This Down was recorded on March 17th, 2022.   Happy St Patrick's Day from Gary Lamb and Uncle Randy!   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/991189365139481/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

In this episode, we welcome Uncle Randy from the Married AF podcast. Uncle Randy takes Devan under his tutelage because that's what Uncle Randy does is coach greatness Got Damn!John's fuse was extremely short this week as he lashes out at Dave and Devan.And we played a round of Podcasters of the Roundtable. Check out all of our links here

This episode of Write This Down was recorded on Feb 21st, 2022.   Tonight is a very special episode with Gary Lamb and Uncle Randy because they brought the wives, Christine and Brooke,  to answer questions about what it is like to be married to these champions.   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/991189365139481/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode #148, and was recorded on Feb 8th, 2022.   It's been a minute…..I know. Literally had not recorded an episode of Married AF since November, so there was a lot to talk about.  Mainly, UGA winning the national championship by defeating Alabama.  No big deal, but it is actually a HUGE DEAL.  Especially because Randal was a man of his word, and had to take 8 shots of Fireball back to back per his bet with Danny O'Shae.  OUCH.   Other topics: Does Randal photoshop his abs in pictures he posts on FB? Did Randal possibly had the Omicron variant or maybe just the sniffles?? Reasons why you shouldn't stay friends with your ex Why doesn't your GF want to have sex with you? Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/1691436434581519/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode 6 of Write This Down, and was recorded on Nov 23rd, 2021.   This is a flashback to before Thanksgiving when Gary and Randal were at it again answering questions about family dynamics, and a bunch of other crap too.  (Fun fact – This day was also Gunnar's (aka Unc Jr) 8th birthday!!)    Since I forgot to post this episode, I am going to post their episode 7 today as well.  Its a DOUBLE DOSE of Gary Lamb and Uncle Randy!!   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/460326378373041/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!  

This is episode 7 of Write This Down, and was recorded on Jan 13th, 2022.   This episode features a recap of how the holidays were for Gary Lamb and Uncle Randy since they skipped December.  They also answer a bunch of listener questions and talk about a bunch of other random stuff (as always).   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/3087766951481841/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This week on TBYS, Justin is joined by comedian Randy Valerio. The fellas discuss the death of fashion mogul #VirgilAbloh, How Billionaire Jeff Bezos got played by his girl with Leonardo DiCaprio, Randy's hometown of Boston & the transition from the office to being on tour with Jeff Dye.   Follow Justin Elliott on instagram/twitter instagram.com/justinuncut twitter.com/justinuncut   Follow Think Before You Speak on instagram instagram.com/tbyspodcast   Follow Randy Valerio on instagram/twitter instagram.com/randyvalerio twitter.com/randyvalerio    

This is episode #147, and was recorded on Nov 4th, 2021. Tonight we celebrate the Atlanta Braves winning the World Series! We also talk about the return of Yellowstone, the last season of You, and the Ryan Reynolds movie - Free Guy. We also talk about what we did for Halloween here in Silvertown. We also rank our all time Netflix series, and there are obvious omissions that we should probably address on the next show.. Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/ The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/460326378373041/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!  

This is episode 5 of Write This Down with Randal and Gary Lamb, and was recorded on Oct. 14th, 2021.  Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/460326378373041/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode #146, and was recorded on Sept 20th, 2021. Tonight we talk about how we finished watching Sons of Anarchy, and what our favorite parts and least favorite parts were. We talk about some other shows that we should start watching (but probably won't watch more than 1 episode because Randal is impossible…) We also discuss our Wiffle Ball tournament that had not happened yet at the time of this recording, but actually already happened on Sept 25th.   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/460326378373041/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode 4 of Write This Down with Randal and Gary Lamb, and was recorded on Sept. 16th, 2021.  Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/460326378373041/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode #145, and was recorded on Sept. 8, 2021. Tonight we talk a little bit about our upcoming charity Wiffle Ball Tournament, and how last year's tournament is what solidified all of the friendships that are Silvertown.  We also answer some listener questions, and give our professional opinion regarding their relationship. Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/3083246005289286/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This week we are sharing Episode 3 of ‘Write This Down'. This is Randal and Gary Lamb's podcast and was recorded on August 23rd, 2021.   In this episode, Gary is in a MOOD, and he is ready to talk some shit! They talk about the things that make most people uncomfortable.  They give answers that are unapologetic and brutally honest.   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/860872914822228/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode #144, and was recorded on August 22nd, 2021.  Tonight Brooke and Randal talk about yet another championship night with Silvertown where Randal was entered into a Dad Bod contest (unknowingly) at a local watering hole.  Randal walked away with 3rd place, no big deal.  He was way too sexy to win 1st place, but champion nonetheless!   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/860872914822228/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode #143, and was recorded on July 28th, 2021.  Tonight Brooke and Randal talk about a recent beer pong tournament at our house that included boiled peanuts, and resulted in a new Hall of Fame inductee!   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/234129341770760/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

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This week we are sharing Episode 2 of ‘Write This Down'. This is Randal and Gary Lamb's podcast and was recorded on July 15th, 2021.   They talk about the things that make most people uncomfortable.  They give answers that are unapologetic and brutally honest.   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/532267251460212/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This week we are sharing Episode 1 of ‘Write This Down'. This is Randal and Gary Lamb's new podcast and was recorded on June 24th, 2021.   They talk about the things that make most people uncomfortable.  They give answers that are unapologetic and brutally honest.   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/10159306008012641/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode #142, and was recorded on June 23rd, 2021.   Tonight we talk about the glacial pace at which we are watching Game of Thrones, and we also play a game of This or That to really address hard hitting questions like: Dogs or cats?, Netflix or YouTube?, Text or Phone Call?   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/10159304665647641/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

In this episode we take a look at the revelations contained in multiple books about how close America actually came to a Rod Serling's Twilight Zone style ending. We check in with Texas Democrats and the diabolical slanting of coverage and comment by FOX that is inciting people to not get vaccinated and to think that Trump won the election. When will Murdoch be held responsible? There are also fart jokes. We've got comedy from Uncle Randy and stuff to think about. And fart jokes. Pull my finger…(phhhssttts) Excuse me…

This is episode #141, and was recorded on June 7th, 2021.   Tonight we talk about a nasty shot that Randal invented after a long day of drinking at the pool, and other Silvertown shenanigans. We also have special guest, Adam Simmons, join us to talk about pizza and some of our podcasting antics from back in the day.  Adam is the host of the Simmons and Moore podcast, and we encourage you to find them and listen!   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/10159266686622641/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!  

This is episode #140, and was recorded on May 24th, 2021.   Yes, Randal is still the popsicle eating champ, and he has a new crown to prove it! We also talk about the Bill Gates cancelation, and the movie Army of the Dead on Netflix where they had to completely delete Chris D'Elia and replace him with a new actor, Tig Nicatero.  She did an awesome job and the movie was really cool overall.   Don't forget to check out Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a badass Personal Transportation Vehicle, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/10159234356577641/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode #139, and was recorded on May 12th, 2021.  This week, we highlight one of our small business owners of Silvertown:  Casey's Custom Woodwork - At Caseys Custom Woodwork we specialize in creating custom Cornhole Boards, Home Decor and small Furniture. We can build from scratch or take your old and make it new. Contact us today!  Visit their Facebook page to view their shop and see their products - https://www.facebook.com/search/top?q=caseys%20custom%20woodwork   We also talk about the champions at Superior Motorsports in Woodstock, GA - Anyone in the Atlanta area that needs a bad ass golf cart, you need to go see our boy, Nathan, at Superior Motorsports and tell him that Uncle Randy from Silvertown sent you! https://superiorms.com/   Then we talked about our summer kickoff party at the GOAT's house that included a slip-n-slide ramp into inflatable pools and the best damn street corn we've ever put in our mouths! Other topics we talked about tonight: Southern Honor Wrestling, the stupid ass gas shortage, Brett Favre, ketchup on steak, and much more!   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/10159203647107641/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

This is episode #138, and was recorded on May 3rd, 2021.  Randal had all the sushi last weekend, and had a tummy ache when we went to hang out with friends.  We also find out that Randal was the third amigo with the GOAT and Nighthawk (aka Brian Patrick Wade) when they were growing up together.   And of course we answer some listener questions about relationships, and talk about finding the best things about your partner.   Don't forget to watch Gunnar's interview with Brian on his YouTube channel, Gunnar's Games! Subscribe to his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZJJ-iEFthhMoMNFJ4kfD4g   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/10159179407547641/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won't fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that's been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren't gonna like what you're wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!  

In this episode of The Journey of my Mother's Son podcast, I sit down and talk with my aunt, Sally King. When Sandy and I first decided to live in an RV full-time, my Aunt Sally reached out to us and told me that she had full hook-ups for us and we were welcome to stay with her whenever we wanted to.  That eventually turned into us using her address as our official domicile address in the state of Florida. Now for a few weeks or sometimes even months, we park our RV in her and my Uncle Randy's yard, plug in and get caught up on things that we need to get taken care of.  While we're there we spend time with their network of friends, take walks, have dinners together, and play games. We talk a little bit about my mom and her adventures as well as the importance of giving back that seems to be something that has been handed down from generation to generation in our family.  The ability to help out others is certainly a family tradition.  Doing what we can with what we have to help others often times ends up feeding our own souls as well. In addition to her fond memories of her sister, my mother, my aunt and I talk about the importance of life-long friendships, family and her work as an interpreter for the deaf and hearing impaired. 

This is episode #137, and was recorded on April 27th, 2021.  In this episode you will hear Brooke giving her first tattoo ever!  She tattoos the word ‘Silvertown’ on Randal’s leg right above his knee. Listen to see how it turns out:)   The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/10159163814827641/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won’t fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that’s been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren’t gonna like what you’re wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!  

This is episode #136, and was recorded on April 21st, 2021.  This is a long one, folks, but it is worth every minute! Gary Lamb was in the studio with Uncle Randy to discuss everything under the sun.  Gary is a local promoter and Pastor in Canton, GA. He’s got so many things going on that it is hard to keep up! He is a pastor on Sundays at Action Church, and he also runs Southern Honor Wrestling out of that same building.  He is also responsible for many events around Canton, such as BBQ and Brews that is happening this Saturday, May 22nd, 2021, at The Mill.  He basically has his hand in all of the cool events around here, and it was an honor to hang with him.    The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page.  Check it out:  https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/10159148668992641/   ENJOY!!   If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy   Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating!    Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: marriedafpod@gmail.com This episode is brought to you by…   ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have!  Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won’t fall off your face! Visit https://www.roka.com/ and use promo code BARBARA20 to receive 20% off!!   Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER??  Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Get yours at https://biobidet.com/ today, and use code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off!   Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Get ripped responsibly - Go to www.MuscleVodka.net, and enter promo code MarriedAF at checkout to get 10% off your order.   Please also check out our other sponsors...   AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back.  You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Go to www.alignmed.com, and use code UncleRandy10 at checkout for 10% off your order!   Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure.   with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication!  Go to www.getwhax.com and use promo code AF20 for 20% off your order!   Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that’s been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Go to www.underzips.com and use promo code RANDY at checkout to get 10% off your order!   Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren’t gonna like what you’re wearing.  If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.  Head over to www.effinggear.com and use promo code marriedaf at checkout for 10% off your order!

Episode 6. Are you sick and tired of all the stupid cocaine in this world? Does your crummy, gangster brother harass you and your main squeeze in community college parking lots? Then you may be AGAINST THE NINJA! Ask your doctor if "Miami Connection" is right for you.This week, Zack Carlson (VICE Magazine, Alamo Drafthouse Films) drops in to talk about how he discovered "Miami Connection" based on an eBay blind buy. Local favorite, "Uncle Randy" (Medias Res, SPLATHOUSE Double Feature: The Sadist with Eegah!) pops by for a game of "What Do Ya Know?". Also, our non-orphan bestie, Sean Duregger (from the cast of "Scream"), shares his picks for the week. Join The SPLATHOUSE Podcast gang as they explore the 1987 Tae Kwon Do SPLATsterpiece, "Miami Connection" starring a whole lotta white, biker gang ninjas, and a grown ass '80s style Little Rascals cast.