Sideline Banter

Keanu makes one hell of a first and potentially last impression at his new gym (2:50-10:59). Adit finally confessed about the meaty wrap to his girl, her reaction, and more (18:40-25:08). We take a trip down memory lane and talk about how dating apps have evolved over time (31:40-37:00). And then close out the episode with another edition of Real Bros of Reality, where we guess how each other would do on Love Island (37:20-49:45). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

We wear off the rust as we're back from a quick hiatus (0:00 - 4:26). Keanu has an apartment gym dilemma with a guy who never leaves the treadmill (4:27 - 6:25) Keanu also had an interesting response when asked if he wanted to see a scary movie on a first date (6:26 - 12:51). We introduce a new segment called Real Bros Of Reality where we take reality TV scenarios and apply them to personal experiences like astrology (14:38 - 34:37). Lastly we end of with Top Bantz where we discuss Devin Booker and the Kardashian Kurse victims (34:38 - 41:12) Stick around until the end for some late night banter (41:13 - 47:44) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Welcome to Season 2 of Sideline Banter! We give you guys a quick update on what's been going on with our lives and the podcast since the Season 1 Finale (0:00 - 4:00). Keanu tells us the story of the wildest girl he's ever met on a weekend trip he took to Philadelphia (4:10 - 12:20). Adit attempts to impress a girl he likes by making dinner out of his air fryer for Valentine's Day (15:11 - 17:45). Keanu gets set up on a “date” in Connecticut, that ranks near the top of one of the worst interactions he's had in his life (17:52 - 24:45). We end the podcast by revealing a few new segments we will introduce later in Season 2 (25:57 - 32:51). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Season One Finale. We bring on the host of the “Kan Yama Kan Podcast,” Ahmad Yaser Alnajjar. We dive into a wide range of topics, from Ahmad dealing with “degenerates” at his dad's smoke shop to his filmmaking career, which started with going viral on Vine. We also play a couple of games, including “3-word movie pitch” and “Outlandish Sports Takes.” --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

We answer your listener-submitted questions (6:57 - 33:42)! Keanu has an interesting take on how the producers planned the fantasy suite dates this week.. (33:44 - 42:46). Myers Leonard got himself into trouble by dropping a racial slur during his Call Of Duty Stream; we discuss the potential fallout in Top Bantz (42:47 - 46:50). We close out the show with a Rule of Thirds on our top Gamer moments (46:51 - 1:00:00). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

NBA refs have been very whistle-happy this year… Does the league have an officiating problem (2:11 - 15:40)? We then introduce a rapid-fire dad joke segment. Who will out cringe the other… (15:42 - 20:01). Also, a passionate rant on AP/Honors high school courses being the hardest classes of all time (20:02 - 30:28) The Women Tell All left us with more questions than answers… (30:20 - 40:67). In Top Bantz, a deadly cockfight (40:47 - 47:24). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

The All-Star break is coming up, so we critique the Warrior's performance so far this season as well as the 2 heartbreaking losses they suffered last week against Charlotte and Orlando (1:16 - 16:27). We introduce a new segment called Would You Rather.. Where we ask each other tough Would You Rather questions ranging from Tik Tok celebrities to sex drives (16:28 - 28:25). Hometowns were a disappointment; we analyze the episode and look forward to the Women Tell All (28:31 - 48:42)? Rule of Thirds is back again, where we reveal our type when it comes to women… Top 3 ethnicities we'd date (48:44 - 1:13:23). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

We're down to crunch time in The Bachelor, with hometowns right around the corner. We banter about some of the girl's exits this week, as well as our favorites going into the final four (3:23 - 22:42). Can all the money that's pumped into advertising on social media directly lead to the demise of some pro athletes (22:43 - 34:28)? A new prestigious educational institution just opened its doors… We banter about Bryce Hall's… Party Animal University [PAU] (25:29 - 45:48). Adit just went on a first date, so naturally, he brings up an impromptu Rule of Thirds segment on ideal first dates to end the show (45:49 - 53:22). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

With Valentines Day coming up in less than a week… Our listeners submitted stories about their worst dates… We react to these stories and reflect on each of our worst dates (3:57 - 34:51). On this week's bachelor, Matt James FINALLY sends home Victoria and some other bullies in the house while getting close to a couple of unexpected women. Also, we banter about the drastic discrepancies in Matt's solo and group dates… (34:57 - 47:53). It's Super Bowl week, so we give our predictions on the game and reflect on some of our favorite festivities for Super Sunday (47:58 - 56:42). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Adit reports on his juice cleanse and how he's come out of it a changed man (1:10 - 5:39). We go back in time to go over some of our cringiest middle school emails... Some real trauma to relive (5:40 - 27:27). Matt James has been pressed with his biggest problem this season on The Bachelor… Having to date more beautiful women... including Miss Puerto Rico (27:28 - 35:53). The Chiefs and Bucs emerge as Conference champions, we recap last weekend's games (35:54 - 42:40). Is McGregor done after UFC 257? Also, Jake Paul disses the entire sport by calling “MMA a brawl instead of an [boxing] art form” (42:41 - 53:57). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Adit is going on a juice cleanse to rid his body of all the alcohol he's been drinking in 2021 (0:42 - 3:11). The Warriors upset the Lakers and are starting to look like a decent team. We discuss our expectations for this team after the first quarter of the season (3:13 - 13:40). The curse of Keanu has been lifted off the Buffalo Bills… Keanu explains why he does this ahead of Championship Sunday… (13:41 - 28:27). Clare and Dale are donezo (shocker), while this week's Bachelor episode was the Sarah crying for 2 hours show (28:28 - 39:22). The Mets GM was fired for sending a female reporter 60(!!) consecutive messages capped off with a few lewd picks of his pee-pee… with no reply. We talk about similar stories from our friends and the rules behind sending pictures like these… (39:23 - 1:06:55). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

We react to the James Harden mega-deal that sent him to the Brooklyn Nets (3:08 - 16:11). After that, we recap last week's NFL Wild Card games then preview this weekend's Divisional Round games (16:12 - 28:52). Deshaun Watson wants out of Houston, and the 49ers need a quarterback…. interesting…. (28:53 - 34:57). This week's Bachelor was eventful, to say the least; we cover Victoria's issue of gaslighting other contestants and our frontrunners after 2 episodes (35:04 - 50:14). It only took Mookie Betts 15 years to propose to his girlfriend, which made us think about the idea of proposals in general… (50:15 - 1:04:26). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Special Guest James Trotter joins the show! We kick things off by recapping the first episode of The Bachelor's new season (10:11 - 19:30). Then we take a trip down memory lane and talk about some of our fondest memories from college… (19:31 - 35:34). Wild Card weekend is around the corner, so we preview some of the most enticing matchups this weekend. ( 35:36 - 43:06). Mant'i Teo is back in the news, which makes us reflect on the times where someone tried to catfish us in Portland (43:07 - 53:35). We close the show by introducing a new guest segment called “Social Stalkers,” where we dig up some of James' old social media posts and ask him for more context… (53:38 - 1:08:45). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Adit and Keanu both lose their Fantasy Football Championships.. which prompts Keanu to use his curse on the Buffalo Bills (2:12 - 11:47). We then introduce a new segment called “Top Toks,” where we break down the latest trends and news from Tik Tok… This week we talk about the D'amelio's getting their own TV Show on Hulu and how viral content is not as authentic as it used to be (17:24 - 24:53). In Top Bantz, we banter about Hilaria Baldwin faking her Spanish identity.. then we get into the times where we faked our own identities to spice up our vacations (24:57 - 36:13). The show ends with our New Year's resolutions as well as the wildest resolutions we found on Twitter (36:15 - 46:34). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Our San Jose State Spartans won the Mountain West and got stuck playing in some wack ass bowl game against Ball State… We rant.. (1:22 - 15:23). Then we react to the Dubs stinker of a season opener (15:24 - 25:56). Adit has to eat the Meat Mountain Sandwich at Arby's because he lost Fantasy Bachelorette…. We discuss how things got to this point (25:57 - 37:55). To get into the Holiday Spirit, we bring back Rule of Thirds and talk about our top Christmas memories (37:56 - 1:03:19). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

The show kicks off with a little sports banter, and we talk about Adit's complete lack of knowledge when it comes to barbershops. (1:20 - 14:31). After that, the host of the “Can't Stopper Podcast,” Jessica Stopper, joins the pod. We cover many topics, from tips on picking up a bartender's phone number to red flags in potential dating partners. We also recap last night's hometowns on The Bachelorette and pick our winners for next week's finale (14:32 - 54:44). The episode wraps up with Top Bantz, where we break down Dwight Howard's snake collection and how petrified of snakes we are.. (55:10 - 1:10:06). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

We bring back right swipe/left swipe to discuss various topics in the sports world, including the upcoming Floyd Mayweather/Logan Paul fight and the Premier League (2:15 - 24:30). Then we dive into the fight for Tayshia's heart in Fantasy Bachelorette as we debate over our top contenders heading into Hometown week (24:31 - 36:40). After that, we introduce a new segment called “Would You Rather”… where we react to stories submitted by our listeners. This week we react to our listener's best lies they've ever gotten away with (36:42 - 48:00). Lastly, we banter about potential “sports” we'd like to see in the Olympics Games (48:01 - 59:23). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

We kick things off by giving our thoughts and prayers to Nate Robinson and the people who were crushing on Kelly Oubre (2:17 - 10:51). Followed by a recap of last night's Bachelorette episode, including people from our past who may have come on a little too strong. (10:52 - 25:18). Marshawn Lynch headlines our Top Bantz segment with a pregame ritual that included Henny (25:28 - 29:41). And we close the episode out with our top 3 most symbolic alcoholic beverages (29:42 - 43:38). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Happy Thanksgiving! We answer listener questions to kick the pod off (4:06 - 13:52)… featuring our funniest drunk stories (13:53 - 24:33). After that, we discuss last night's Bachelorette episode, including Noah's bomb that abruptly ended the cocktail party (24:36 - 36:38). How far would you go to get into your opponent's head? We have a couple of stories from our past… (36:39 - 46:43). To get into the Thanksgiving spirit, our least favorite Thanksgiving dishes... Including a potentially serious digestive issue with Keanu's stomach (46:46 - 59:45). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

How will the Warriors look after drafting Wiseman but dealing with Klay Thompson's potential season-ending injury (0:43 - 9:00)? We recap the last episode of the Bachelorette, including the awkwardly forced arguments between Ed and Chasen.. then draft our week 3 lineups. (9:45 - 23:00). Our Top Bantz story features Lavar Ball's take on his son being able to avoid the “hoes,”… and then we share a couple of our own college dating experiences... (23:02 - 34:43). Swiping left or right on the USMNT chances of qualifying for the 2022 World Cup and James Harden's potential move to the Nets. (34:46 - 44:45). We cap things off in Rule of Thirds with the top 3 fictional characters we'd like to see on our favorite basketball team. (44:48 - 53:42). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Adit addresses the listeners calling him out for never sliding into the DM's (0:52 - 2:18). We recap what's happened so far during the Bachelorette and introduce our Fantasy Bachelorette segment. (2:20 - 16:52). Adit gives his thoughts and prayers to Keanu's Gunners in another new segment (16:53 - 23:10). Are the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Seattle Seahawks legit? We swipe left or right on those takes (23:20 - 30:12). In Top Bantz, a Patrick Mahomes card collection being sold for over 7 MILLION DOLLARS on eBay (30:13 - 36:27). And our top 3 best and most overrated fast foods in Rule of Thirds (36:28 - 51:41). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

We recap the 49ers awful showing in Seattle, which leads to Keanu getting blocked by Kendrick Bourne on Twitter. (1:26 - 11:13). Will the Kardashian curse affect Devin Booker? Also, is it appropriate to shoot your shot with the ladies on Instagram? We swipe right or left on those takes (17:39 - 23:25). Scoop or Dupe on the upcoming NBA season. (23:27 -25:39). We talk about Jon Jones pulling out a shotgun on a burglar and Russell Wilson spending $1 million + on fitness and nutrition annually (29:18 - 35:57). And our top 3 most expensive things we've spent too much money on in Rule of Thirds. (35:58 - 50:45). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

Podcast Introduction --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support

We [Adit Shrestha and Keanu Haghighi] welcome you to, the podcast. And to start things off... the thing we've been dreading our entire lives, a Dodgers World Series Championship (0:00-2:14). SCOOP OR DUPE... Not everything you read online is true, but these days it's so hard to tell what reports are a hot scoop and which are a flat-out-dupe. We'll breakdown reports coming out about a potential Justin Turner suspension and a Michael Thomas trade (2:15-7:43). RIGHT SWIPE/LEFT SWIPE... Will the Niners make the playoffs? Will Manchester United win the Premier League? We tell you whether we'd swipe right or swipe left on those takes and more (7:50-17:35). TOP BANTZ... Reacting to the most outlandish headlines in sports...Including Brooks Koepka waxing his ass after losing a bet, meanwhile Keanu tells us of a time when he went for a wax job of his own (17:50-27:43). RULE OF THIRDS... With Halloween around the corner we give our top 3 Halloween moments including trick or treating at John Madden's house and the time Keanu participated in a bloody Almond Joy fight (27:45-34:50). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sidelinebanter/support