The Reject Moms

LIVE from the she shed which isn't the name for Skylar's space and I totally agree. We hang out in Skylar's newly created space for some girl time which was much needed. Apparently Chasity likes moscow mules! Topics today include plant shopping with teenagers, modern views and work ethic, and when they say they are shutting it off....it's NOT a drill!Happy Mother's Day to all the mommas and special people that feel like mommas. You are MUCH appreciated, spoil yourself this weekend!

Drug Inc., mortgage servicing panic, Sam's Club jail, 69 (cruisin' get your mind out of the gutter), appointment mix-ups that actually work, feeling bones, closing old wounds, and looking back at Prom photos tee hee. Happy Friday and Happy Easter!

It's FRIDAY! We will be discussing the $30 sea shell, clothes shopping for boys, cellulite cream, raisking your kids your way, Lyfting, RBF's, regressing, and saying "fuck it" before running away. All you mommas know what we mean. Have a great weekend!Love, your one and only Reject Moms

Why do you think Tom Brady looks like an alien? Probably the same reason we do! We discuss the Super Bowl, Liquid Death (yes the drink), Facebook drama, ear piercings, a broken foot, food orderers, grocery store comparisons, and so much more! Happy Friday!

Oh my GOSH! We just uploaded the podcast last week and look at us being hip moms and doing it again this week! We are such badasses! Topics this week include: reading smut, winter depression, food quirks/habits, funny traits we see of ourselves in our children, egg prices, gaggy chickens, the benefits of skipping your shower, and why the hell can't our kids make a friggin' phone call?! Please give us feedback! Isaac it doesn't always have to be you.. therejectmoms@gmail.com

Basketball is in FULL swing, but will be over before we know it! We discuss homesteading and living a healthier lifestyle, more current events, kids playing, Beavis & Butthead, handling big emotions, struggling with parenting, and needing a mental reset. Last but not least, we have been reading! So let us know if you want in Skylar's book club!

It's almost Christmas, yes Skylar groaned. Meanwhile, Chasity's beautiful tree is setting the ambiance in the background! We do a Christmas check-in, and have quite the agenda -are you a living room or bedroom family? Also, it's boob chapstick time and we are already complaining about the cold hurting our bodies. Breakroom chairs and eggs on the carpet, me time at 5am, and how we HOPE to podcast before Christmas, but it may not be possible between basketball games. So Happy Holidays...or whatever.

We hope everyone survived the holiday and now back to work and everything Christmas can start commencing! Here's your anymore monthly podcast of everything exciting! Halloween and our kids trick-or-treating, our Christmas plans including shopping, whooping cough and school drama, burying someone vertically, Fireball, and Skylar joining the YMCA. Don't miss this!

Of course we are going to talk about pies in (or on) the face! Rompers, RIP to Chasity's air fryer, Fight. Flight. Freeze. Fawn., childhood homes, single women being approached, and do you sometimes feel unappreciated? Listen and have your therapy for the week. Happy Friday Listeners!

I wish you knew how long it took us to get the podcast file uploaded this week. It's been chaotic, but we are still surviving! TOPICS for your pleasure include: plugging in and seeing if I can figure it out, our best physical assets, absorbing energies and the meltdowns that go with it, squirrel with the big nut, surviving, and the rooster living his best dad life! Also "game talk" that features which is your dominant eye when you are cross eyed and Chasity possibly rolling down the bleachers.

The things the Reject Moms do for their listeners and Chasity didn't get banned from Spotify! Other topics include: St. Louis, Money Magick, Ice Cube "No Vaseline", terrible customer service, Sky's honeymoon, and finally how anxiety is NORMAL! We do NOT have tunes, but are working on it!

PART 3: Excuse us for the difficulties and publishing our podcast late. Spotify is changing how podcasters use their software so we are doing our best, thank you for your patience! We touch on figuring out your childhood traumas and how it directly affects adult life. Also advice to your younger self, would you change anything? Girl dads bathrooms, Skylar's possible homeschooling start, new washer sounds, and Chasity's crackling ear.

PART 2: Excuse us for the difficulties and publishing our podcast late. Spotify is changing how podcasters use their software so we are doing our best, thank you for your patience! We touch on figuring out your childhood traumas and how it directly affects adult life. Also advice to your younger self, would you change anything? Girl dads bathrooms, Skylar's possible homeschooling start, new washer sounds, and Chasity's crackling ear.

PART 1: Excuse us for the difficulties and publishing our podcast late. Spotify is changing how podcasters use their software so we are doing our best, thank you for your patience! We touch on figuring out your childhood traumas and how it directly affects adult life. Also advice to your younger self, would you change anything? Girl dads bathrooms, Skylar's possible homeschooling start, new washer sounds, and Chasity's crackling ear.

We have finally podcasted! The wedding is now over and minus life happening Skylar can finally breathe! Topics for today include: peanut butter, hanging out in bedrooms, careers our children probably shouldn't choose, summer break, uber/lyft conversations, and driving with your significant other. Celebrate with us on our 69TH EPISODE!

We literally sat on Skylar's couch and just hung out....and guess what?! You get to be involved! I know you are stoked! Join us on the couch for another fun-filled (scarring) episode of The Reject Moms. Oh don't mind Skylar's mini c*ck in the background!

Hello fellow rejects! We are talking about the Kardashian/Jenner family, Baby Reindeer, Mother's Day festivities, Air bnb/Vrbo, ADHD and other hyperactive disorders, and how wild did Skylar's bachelorette party get?!

Jehovah's Witness mail, the squirrel picnic table, cinnamon blows, hobbies outside the home, Skylar's dreams, do we trust online eye exams, and why we feel like the cat in the ditch. Happy Friday!

Sorry for the late drop, life happens! Are you your kid's friend or parent? The challenges of two households and how weddings and funerals bring out the worst in families. Also, have you ever had a mental breakdown? What about in front of your boss!? We have a good one for you, enjoy! Email us with opinions, jokes, or embarrassing stories - therejectmoms@gmail.com

What a title, but we discuss Abby & Brittany as we have soooooooo many questions! Connection, over (or under) protective parenting, Quiet on Set remarks, drooling, and Skylar's wet bathroom saga including why Google is a neat teacher!

Phones and phone permissions, bathrooms, dragons, studio pipe dreams, random squirrel conversation, how did Skylar do hosting the baby shower, and titty flopping! You don't want to miss this! Email us - therejectmoms@gmail.com

Skylar is on the verge of insanity and reading Lady killers books and Chasity isn't far behind. Mommin' is so hard! Remodeling and relationships, toilet paper, saying the “L” word, what spring brings from spring cleaning to sinus medication. It's been a week! Tune in now and email us therejectmoms@gmail.com. In the words of Dr. Dre, “Thank God it's Friday!”

Stats, Chasity and the cheerleading fight, Super Bowl half time show, transcription, getting out of a bad date, Skylar was on meds, pants at ankles, and plastic surgery. Email us - therejectmoms@gmail.com if you have any stories, jokes, or anything you want us to discuss!

Winter - 13, Skylar - 0. Jason Kelce, dimming someone else's light, 69 (now you KNOW you want to listen), Spanish-English street signs, full mental breakdowns, music trivia, CPAP machines, and how the hell did Skylar break the bathroom sink?!

The guys join us for some chit chat before bowling. Tune in to hear if Chasity fell to her death. Basketball is wrapping up and more parking lot etiquette! Sex vitamins and collagen. And if you didn't get the memo, parenting is still hard! Let us know what you think about the episode, email us at therejectmoms@gmail.com

You heard that right….nut huggers! We are overwhelmed with Christmas spirit and needed to podcast to unwind. We are so glad you are here! Topics for today include: Skylar not feeling Christmasey and Chasity embracing it. What is with young men and their clothing choices!? Co-parenting or lack thereof for the holidays. Are your presents on a boat? The Reject Moms hope you have a fan-fucking-tastic Christmas! Remember it's not about the gifts and spending money. Enjoy your loved ones as they may not be here tomorrow. Much love

This is a good one! Bullying and when you should stand up or not, Bub hit a deer and the fallout from that, avoiding cheesy fingers, the potato sack, cheerleading, hunting wife, and finally yelling at squirrels! Happy Friday!

Sorry for the hiatus all you Reject Mom listeners. We've been living life. Tune into to our newest episode and learn about what we've been doing that has kept us so busy. Skylar does her makeup routine, we chat about African American squirrels, homecoming shenanigans, hidden cell phones, Skylar's earrings, and Chasity's hair shedding.

Happy Friday The Reject Mom's Fan Club! We've got a great podcast in store for your listening pleasure! We podcast from the car and discuss the heat and weather, cashiers, Chasity's out of town experience, sugar babies, and more! You don't want to miss this one! Have a joke or story we need to read on the podcast? Want us to drop your business? Shoot us an email therejectmoms@gmail.com

Kids go back to school soon, Praise Jesus Hallelujah! You know you screamed that at the top of your lungs! These kids are bored and need stimulated. Do you ever feel like you aren't the perfect mom? We are farm from perfect, but you will want to hear our point of views. Girls dressed based on safety? Skylar dragging Chasity out on an adventure and trying new things? Tune in now and email us with problems, advice, or just a topic you want us to discuss on air therejectmoms@gmail.com

We are in pain and uncomfortable so this is all you are getting! We are alive listeners!!! Let's go through together and look at Skylar's wedding dress try-on pictures. They don't disappoint folks! Also, what are your other names for vaginas!? Email us at therejectmoms@gmail.com

We sat at the park with nothing going on and just had a nice mom talk. Skylar has more health news, Chasity is dreaming again, broken cooters, flapping signs, and cops. What more could you want on a Friday!? Email us therejectmoms@gmail.com

I've never heard of a derecho either, but in our communities it run through like a fat kid at the cake table. There's damage and destruction everywhere and Skylar and Chasity are in bed discussing it! Email us therejectmoms@gmail.com

Single parent sacrifices and co-parenting struggles hit hard for Skylar this week. Chasity is still undergoing medical things, but trying to make the best of it. We are hanging in there ya'll! We also talk about pregnant women, Bub thinks about a new career choice, and why men's mental health is important! Men, email us with advice for other men or tell us funny ball sack stories. We are here for it all! therejectmoms@gmail.com.

Cheers Everyone! After a quick team meeting we decided we needed alcohol and to let loose a bit. Apparently Wednesday is a good reason to podcast. Just so happens there was a ball game near Chasity's house so we sat in the yard like true redneck trailer park queens that I guess we are and drank beer while our friends drove by and honked. On this episode The Reject Moms discuss: workflows in the AM, boob chapstick (the saga continues), African American squirrels and squirrel families, if Skylar had Chasity's hair, Skylar's break from work while packing 18 million things into the time off, camping, hiking, bugs, and staph infection at the shower house, and last but not least The Great Pool Debacle of 2023. Have something to say? Want to be anonymous? We will read aloud on the podcast, shoot us an email! therejectmoms@gmail.com.

What categories do you put people in according to how sexy and kinky you think they get? Oh you don't do that? My bad.. Anywho, we discuss said people, their categories, and dive into why we people watch. I wouldn't be surprised if we got shanked at a game sometime. Our topics this week - the good ol' phrase "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all", but we say it anyway. Chasity's beachfront getaway in town, new cars, more sports, and the kids are patiently waiting for summer break. Shout out to the teachers that made it - you are the REAL heros! Have more topics for us?! Send them through - therejectmoms@gmail.com

Being fired, helicopter vibrators, engagement photos, monogamy, crapping and puking, kids having to make adult decisions, and more! Happy Friday Ya'll! Don't forget we give GREAT (scary) advice - shoot us an email therejectmoms@gmail.com if you need help! The Reject Moms have your back!

If there was a leech in my v@gina, Skylar or Chasity would be the FIRST people to call! Busy moms are on the go today. We meet up at a local gas station and record because…why not!? We love our people watching and discuss life updates, how Chasity almost died for some lilacs for her table, Skylar is barely making it through track season, spinning tires at the gas station, and our sleeping with covers preference. Email us topics - therejectmoms@gmail.com

We are still here, thank you for your thoughts and concerns from our fans! You make us girls feel so loved!! We will still continue to try to provide content every Friday, but we might miss some weeks. Thank you for your patience and understanding. Next on the agenda - security cameras, the mercury retrograde is affecting certain zodiac signs and Chasity is in the hot seat this season, nerd clusters, the hotel scene, sleeping like a T-rex, and the candy wreck all 27 cases... One HUGE shoutout to our Super Fan Brayden for winning Prom KING! Congrats!

We have been MIA. Mental Health is a thing. Sickness is a thing. Chasity & Skylar take a load off at the nail salon. We discuss "Lambo" that did Chasity's pedicure and drive through car lots. We touch on our segments being rearranged, picking your nose, tree roots, proper tooth care, and the hotel party. What did we do in the Wal-Mart parking lot? Trust me you don't want to miss this one! Stay tuned for the ride!

The Reject Moms are back and up for discussion this week: reflections in the AM, candle wax mishaps, hotel room nookie, brand names or generic, utilizing couch time, 6 month old underwear, squirrel plugs, and lube?  Tune into our discussion on how our shit show week is going and apparently we don't like wine aged in whiskey barrels... Email us for questions, advice, or anything - therejectmoms@gmail.com

Boob chapstick update, work personalities compared to high school, jury duty, shopping with E, Boba Death, and the fight at EastSide! Go ahead and press PLAY because you know you want to listen. Thank you for supporting your FAVE Reject Moms!  Email us with a shoutout - therejectmoms@gmail.com

Hello listeners!  We are done with basketball everyone, now it's onto track for Skylar! Hustle/Align are we just making ourselves crazy or is there a trick to have the perfect "yin and yang", 10+ year old clothing, making memories during music trivia when our girls hang with the parents, does your childhood set you up for success or failure?, and last topic weird hillpeople????  Have something to say or need advice? Email us! therejectmoms@gmail.com 

It's Friday and we have some more fun bull$hit for you today! We spill the tea on Valentine's Day, Chasity buys Skylar a gift for her next panic attack, scalp massages and coconut oil prison hacks, shower sex, conversations before one night stands, cutting your own hair, how kids should be able to correct their bullies, hotel secrets, and a possible throwdown at McDonalds! Phew, email us steamy stories we can read on the podcast therejectmoms@gmail.com

Hello The Reject Moms fan club and welcome back! This episode features: spinach dip and other snacks, more wine = CHARD, finding your person, the frog in the pot, Facebook rants, liquid death, supporting our girls, crop tops, and room temperature condiments. Trigger Warning: Emilie gets real and raw talking about personal experiences. Email us - therejectmoms@gmail.com 

The Reject Moms decided to add another mom to the mix - and Emilie has some things to say too! It's not peer pressure, just encouragement!  The three of us start pouring noisy wine, feelings of inadequacy, why Chasity caused Emilie to have a breakdown, anal bead grapes, Skylar is already making plans for her July birthday, and how expired is too expired when it comes to the food in your fridge?  Email us if you would like to be a guest or want us to read a funny story on air - therejectmoms@gmail.com

Some kids join in today - frustration in the air, Starry, mice, Chasity's Valentine's Day gifts, phone obsession, new cars and Skylar's keyless start, underwear, mortal kombat, apologies, and Chasity riding in a remote control car?? Tune in now and Happy Friday listeners!

What do we want our listeners to know?! We chit chat about some more Snoop wine, parenting schedules, self-care, Bub's first Sam's Club experience, remember to be thankful for all the things you accomplish while growing at the same time, and why Skylar needs padlocked into a bubble. Last but definitely not least, Chasity calls out Culver's and why she compares herself to Olivia Newton John.  Email us therejectmoms@gmail.com! 

Join the drunken Reject Moms for another podcast episode filled with f*ckery on a Saturday afternoon! Coaching emails, car washes, air machine things, why we prefer a smaller house, chapstick poll, our school parent club, and sex swings!  Also, don't mind us calling to see if we could have a guest speaker, he didn't answer RUDE

I am sure you are wondering what we have been up to! No probably not. Excuses, excuses.  Some of our topics this week are listening to us open sparkling wine by Snoop, peanut butter and jelly preferences, night driving amnesia, split families and should you or should you not buy presents for the other parent, the good ol' towel dress, mothering while being sick, and you have to hear our wrap it up stories! Shoutout to Plumbing Etc by Mike & Craig James. Hit us up if you need their number for your local plumbing needs! Email us! therejectmoms@gmail.com  

Happy COLD Friday listeners!! So we recorded half of our episode and Skylar received a junk phone call and it didn't save so don't mind the jump back in. Stupid technology (or operators..) E joins us and looks half dead and explains some OCD habits - are you okay living with chaos? Chasity's happiness memo, hibernating, Skylar sleeping in socks, opposite time zones, kids being self sufficient/helpless, and mom guilt turned pissed when you realize your kids are just being a**holes. Don't worry we still fit in plenty of content for you!  Want to be our guest? Want to share your story? Any funny or dramatic holiday events? Feel free to share with your favorite moms, email us at therejectmoms@gmail.com!