The Unicorn Report

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Hey unicorn friends welcome to the very first episode of the Laughing Unicorn. This is a whole new show, focusing on all kinds of comedy happening around Tucson and who knows maybe beyond. On March 5th I went to the Lady Haha (https://www.ladyhahacomedy.com/ ) Open Mic Night over at Club Congress. A couple of very kind comics talked to me to help me out with the show and to get this thing off the ground. Thank you so much Emily and Debbie MG (@isemilyfunny and @debbiemg59 on Instagram)!!! And just so you know, if you want to get in on the Lady Haha open mic action, there's another one happening this Tuesday at Club Congress, on March 26th at 7pm, sign ups start at 6pm.Hey, did you know I'm a fan of anyone who can make me laugh and did you also know that I have incredibly low standards?  Just hit me up on Instagram @robynserlin. If you can breathe and say a few words out loud, congratulations! You qualify to be on my show!WARNING:  This show is intended only for listeners over the age of 18. Underage listening may cause you to disappoint your parents by becoming a comedian.  Thank you and enjoy the show.

Just a quick update. Everything is good with me, just working on some new content and did some major spring cleaning with the show.

Hey Unicorn friends!  It's been a long road exploring this wild lifestyle and after giving things some thought, I've decided to take the show in a completely new direction. I'm currently working on recording the new content so please be patient. Thank you! Important note, to support the new content and give it a consistent feel, I will be deleting old episodes very shortly. Please listen to any remaining episodes very soon because I can't wait to revive this show and get started making fresh new content!  A HUGE THANK YOU again to all the listeners out there for your amazing support over the years!!! Stay tuned! :-) 

Hello unicorn friends! Join the party as we trek to a sexy luau-themed event, hosted by the SLS.com group "Wild n Free in Tucson", which happened on 6/24/2023!  All audio for this episode was recorded LIVE as it happened at the party.  Special guests for this week include another unicorn and single guy, PLUS a super-awesome appearance from the world of podcasting, @beebarracuda of the #BarracudaLifePodcast on the STEREO app.  https://stereo.com/u/m21vJfRzGxhpEnjoy the show!  DM me on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr

Welcome back unicorn friends! This episode is has me recounting to Snuggly Dave the details about a sexy romp that went a little sideways initially, but worked out in the end. Bring your strap, and get ready to dig deep into this one! Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr 

Hey listeners we're baaaack!  I was taking some time off from the show, but this week we are back with an amazing revival! D tells us about her first experience with a professional lesbian domme. No spoilers, but let's just say when it comes to being a disciplinarian Miss Chris doesn't fuck around! Learn how you can get in touch with this amazing artist and let her turn your ass into a gorgeous canvas of welts, bruises and fiery red sensations!Oh and that photo you're seeing for this episode?  That's Miss Chris. She is not going to tolerate you being a naughty disobedient slut who can't focus. So be a good little listener and pay attention while I pour salaciously sexy words into your insatiable earhole. YOU WILL OBEY.  Shoutout to my listeners... CoolHandLou, YOU'RE #1 awesome, thanks for all your support!!!

Hello Unicorn lovers! This week I went to a Meet & Greet to hang out with sexy lifestyle friends. We talked about all the naughty debauchery we've been up to lately and reminisced about the good old days when all you needed to do to win a Halloween contest at a sex party was to show off your cooter! (duration 25 minutes) Later in the episode I was hanging around at home by myself, not doing much. I checked a silently-blocked spam call on my phone's voicemail. It was an invitation to speak with a 'medical representative' which naturally, I found intriguing. I usually ignore the spam calls but this time I decided things were going to be different. I decided to fight their spam with a little spam of my own, and I was determined to get my medical questions answered. It's double the fun when the spammer is selling 'female sexual enhancement', Viagra and Cialis! Buckle up folks, this the long, hard, UNCUT version of my sexy spamming extravaganza!!! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

This is the second half of all LIVE recording from the ABC "Anything But Clothes" lifestyle party down in Sierra Vista, AZ, put on by excellent hosts from the SLS group, Sierra Erotic XXXcitement. If you've ever wanted a taste of what people talk about at a sex party, you've cum to the right place. Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Ever wonder what lifestyle people talk about at sex parties? You're about to find out. 100% of this audio is recorded from the ABC (Anything But Clothes) Party recently put on by the sexy group, Sierra Vista XXXcitement on SLS.com.  This is part 1 of 2. Stay tuned for the second half!  Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I was dumped onto the bed, and Lori sat on my legs, tickling me, while Kim and Nancy began tying my hands to the headboard. I was laughing and struggling, and a little bit goofy from the joints. I didn't notice anything really weird until I realized both my legs were also tied up, to the bottom bedposts.Nancy picked up a bowl of fruit, and fed me a strawberry. It was cold, and sweet, so I ate it. I figured this was some sort of "rite" that they were doing to me, so I didn't resist. Nancy sat next to me on the bed, as naked as I, feeding me orange slices, apple pieces, strawberries, grapes and the like. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the show, I met up with Mrs. "Tall Hottie Lady" and Mr. "Xmas Sweater" at the local watering hole. Just as the Mr. stepped away to get drinks, that was when we started talking about the Mrs. hot first-time girl-on-girl experience with me, back in episode 183 (fast forward to the last 20 minutes of episode). No spoilers...but she kinda liked it...A LOT. ;-).  Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

"So, how does it feel to have guys looking at you and wanting to be with you every second of the day, when you're out an about?" I asked Connie. She smiles at me, "You know when you come home sometimes and my pussy is all wet and I need you to fuck me?", she asks me. I said yes. "Well, it's like that, I get all moist and feel sexy. It makes me feel like fucking. Unless the looks are just creepy guys that make me feel uncomfortable. "Oh, I see now!" I laugh, "Men eye-fucking you makes you horny. So, with that logic, all I need to do to get you in the mood is to show you off a bit, and presto, the men's stares get you hot, and I get laid, win, win!" I say. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I'm out again in another sleazy redneck bar, what fun; sarcasm even in my mind, it figures. Well, what else; I'm a sex addict, tried treatment, was told it was a compulsive problem, there is no cure and the only way to control it is better will power. Yes, tell someone who has a compulsive problem to control their compulsion, sure, and maybe someone stranded in the desert can control the their thirst for water, idiots! So, here I am prowling, hopefully I'll find something to whet my appetite. I know I don't look too bad for 32, 5'5", 120 lbs., firm C-cup chest, green eyes and shoulder length wavy blonde hair...Yes, I like women too, no need to discriminate, man or woman; sex is sex to me. (story courtesy of SLS.com). Later in the episode I get some sexy girlfriends together for a "Lesbian Leprechaun" girl party. Show me your shamrock ladies! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I've been in the lifestyle for years now and in many ways I thought I'd seen it all...that is, until this episode. When newbie couples start looking for sexy fun, they often turn to more experienced couples to help them navigate the confusing and unpredictable landscape of non-monogamous sex. They're looking for guidance and protection from creepy predators.  I had the good fortune to meet one such couple. They shared their story about how they did this very thing, and we all got one hell of a surprise none of us even contemplated!  ...And at the end of the episode, get ready for an incredible EARgasm when I introduce my infamous "Mister T" vibrator to the very sensual and naughty female half!  Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

We were both laying in darkness and I felt my pussy start to tingle. I moved my hand between my legs and caressed my clit. I imagined the feeling of Brad's cock slipping up me and put a finger inside. I felt Jill's weight on the bed and felt her slip under the covers beside me. Tell me how we're going to seduce your mates so we can all fuck together. I moved my hand from between my legs and rolled on my side towards her. Well we both know that any sale takes place from the buyer's point of need, and that the best sales strategy always gets the customer to chase the sale... (story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the episode I met up with a couple of sexy friends for a play session. In between naughty fun, I asked them a question: How do you help a newbie couple feel more comfortable with sexy lifestyle experiences? Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

To begin with, it was an off night for me to attend a lifestyle party because my va-jay-jay was "down for maintenance", but I decided to go anyway.  On top of that, I was already figuring there would be mostly dudes, but on the other hand, I was excited about the prospect of watching some super hot man-on-man action. And who knows... Maybe I could make something happen? Something did happen... and it was not what I expected! Write to us on Twitter or SLS.com. @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son  

Greg is showing me albums of boudoir style photography that he has done with other women. They range from mildly suggestive shots of blushing brides-to-be showing a hint of cleavage or ass to fully naked pictures of girls wearing nothing but their veil and tiara. After checking that I am not easily shocked or offended, he shows me another album, which he says is becoming an even bigger trend amongst couples. I flick through the pages and blush as I realize that all of the pictures are of people having sex. The shots are classy and artistic, mostly black and white, but all highly erotic. I pause on a picture of a girl about my age who is wearing nothing but a masquerade mask and giving her partner a blowjob. It's a stunning image, and I can feel myself becoming moist as I study it... (story courtesy of SLS.com) Write to us on Twitter and SLS: @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsntucson @unicornreport

"Let him fuck your mouth, you little slut. Take it all, Bitch." I pushed her head forward and John's cock slid nearly all the way to the back of her throat. He began to pump harder and faster, causing her to gag a little. She pushed her ass back into me as John grabbed the back of her head and held her tight. With one hand on her hip, I placed my other hand between her legs. The crotch of her pants was sopping wet as I rubbed and squeezed her poor aching pussy through her jeans. She moaned and gagged on John's cock as he began to breathe heavily; both of his hands still on the back of her head. I knew that look on his face. The first time always comes the quickest... (story courtesy of SLS.com) AND later in the episode is a quick audio recording with my nearest and dearest sexy lifestyle friends, who I've known for years. If you're gonna have an orgy, do it with your besties! Plus some fan mail! Write to us on Twitter & SLS.com @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son

Does my husband secretly want to share me with his friends, to let other men stick their cocks in me, fuck me? Was this something he desired but was too afraid to approach me with? The more I thought on this more my need for answers grew. I needed to find the answers. And how would I feel, if I learned he indeed wanted to share me with other men? Can a man love a woman and watch her cum on the head of another man's cock? How would I feel sucking another dick in front of my husband, for my husband, I wondered... PLUS LIVE audio from a lifestyle NYE party! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

It's Christmas Eve, when people around the world are praying about miracles, standing under the mistletoe hoping for a kiss, and fantasizing about naughty debauchery while snug in our warm beds. So snuggle up dear listeners for a Christmas story about a sexual fantasy I've been thinking about for months. Will the holiday spirit be enough to make my fantasy to come true? I'm not sure yet but I did get one hell of a preview last night! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son

This week I accompanied Snuggly Dave to his very first bisexual lifestyle party, and by 'bisexual', we mean EVERYONE is bisexual, including men! I talked to Dave before the party to find out what he was thinking about going into the party, I talked to one of the group hosts, Kevin, during the party and then after the party we break it all down for you with all the naughty details of what we experienced. Who knew i could squirt so much?! If you want to explore how you can get involved with this group, contact Kevin at BishopParty@gmail.com. New members welcome! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

The damage was not extensive, but I cleaned it and made sure I spent lots of time with the rubbing alcohol before I put several bandage pads across the graze. I used strips of tape to fasten them across, and put the ends of the tape from one side of his cheek to the other. I felt slightly naughty as I parted his cheeks to make sure that the tape was stuck down. I told him that he had better not cover the bandage until the bleeding stopped. The storm in the meantime had gotten progressively worse and I started to get genuinely scared... (story courtesy of SLS.com) Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son 

A single female that wanted to be initiated into the lifestyle contacted us through our SLS profile. Lauren was just out of a boyfriend relationship that had been her first real sexual experience. Her profile showed a beautiful girl, age 22, articulate and mature of thought. My husband and I exchanged emails and phone calls with her and agreed to show her the ropes. We are in very good shape, being outdoor enthusiasts, in our late 40's. I'm 5'3" with 36D's and hubby is 5'10" with eyes that attract the girls. We had a 10-day vacation coming up at a remote cabin, so invited Lauren to join us for a week. She enthusiastically accepted saying that she loved the outdoors. (28 minutes, story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the episode Dave and I are driving back from the Sierra Erotic XXXcitement Halloween party and recount all the naughty details for you, Enjoy!  Catch us on Twitter @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son

I washed her back with the luffa slowly, and methodically. I was careful to avoid anything she might not like. The last time I babysat, she had tasted me off David's finger, and I had tasted her from between his legs, but we hadn't touched. I began to lightly touch her with my bare hand while I used the luffa in my other. I slowly began to go farther and farther to the side, and then the front. As my fingers began to caress her chest she leaned back into me and my thigh went between her legs... (23 minutes, story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the episode it's 'raining men' as I recount to Snuggly Dave my naughty details about a bisexual lifestyle party with mostly bisexual single men. Spoiler Alert! They like girls too. Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.  Enthusiastic consent is sexy!!!

I brought myself to orgasm 2 times this way, the second lasting almost twice as long as the first. As I was preparing for a third orgasm I heard something that made my blood turn cold. The front door had clearly opened, and then closed. A few seconds later, Janice came out to the back porch and told me they were home. It was dark, and she kept her distance while we spoke, so I don't think she could see into the tub that I wasn't wearing any bottoms, or that the bottoms that I had been wearing were stuffed between my legs with nothing but a string hanging out. She told me that the bride had gotten wasted at the wedding, so the reception was cut short. She hoped I didn't mind that they were early and she assured me that I could hang out in the tub as long as I wanted to. I thanked her, and without thinking of anything other then being polite I told her they could join me if they wanted... (story courtesy of SLS.com)

I watched intently as the characters fucked doggie-style, but then noticed that Carol was breathing heavily. I glanced over to make sure she was okay, and suddenly realized that she was masturbating, with one hand up her top and the other in her shorts. She saw me looking and smiled. “Does this turn you on?” she queried. “Ummm…. well….. I'm not sure,” I replied, not sure what to say. “It's okay if it does. All girls together here. When was the last time you had sex, Vicky? Must've been months ago now?” (17 minutes, story courtesy of SLS.com). Later in the episode, I have a more detailed sexy story to share about that hottie music teacher from last week! Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

My sexy former guitar teacher invited me to her Labor Day party just recently. I was super excited. I've always had a crush on her her since my very first lesson but pretty much resigned myself to a few choice fantasies and hadn't even seen her in 9 months. Little did I know my best fantasy about this hottie was about to materialize!!! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

After our meal I excused myself to the ladies room and the door had barely closed, when it flung back open to allow Jenna entrance. She said that the wine had gotten to her too and figured since women always go to the bathroom in twos, she'd join me. The wine had definitely gotten to me because I accepted her explanation at face value and continued on my mission of the moment. Relief. She came out of the stall as I was washing my hands and checking my makeup, slid behind me and whispered in my ear that she wanted me for desert. I was shocked! Although I was definitely attracted to her like no woman in my life and was sitting in a small puddle, I never thought of actually acting on it. (27 minutes, story courtesy of SLS.com). Later in the episode you'll hear about what happened when I stayed overnight at the Oz in AZ (group on SLS.com) party rather than getting a room for the night. It was a learning experience for sure!  Get VAXED and get sexy!!!

I have been thinking about your problem. And to be honest our chat excited and aroused me. Straight out, I would like to try and help you. It is possible that you might overcome it by practicing with me. There would not be any pressure for you to be anxious about pleasing me. And I would love to show you some techniques that arouse women... (story courtesy of SLS.com)

Hey sexy friends!  I went up to the July 4th Oz in AZ Party (Oz in AZ is a Phoenix-based group you can find on SLS.com) as a solitary, naughty unicorn and I'm sharing all the sexy details of what went down with you and Snuggly Dave! Later on, Dave told me all about the status of his secret affair with another volunteer at the animal shelter. Enjoy! Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.   Get vaccinated cuz you know it's sexy!!!

I began to unbutton my blouse from the top down. After unbuttoning two buttons, for some unknown crazy reason I looked at Kay and asked her if she wanted to finish unbuttoning my blouse. I glanced over at John and he had the deer in the headlight look. He was as surprised as I was about what came out of my mouth. Without saying a word Kay took her right hand a slowly and sensuously began to unbutton my blouse. I couldn't believe what was happening... I had never been involved in anything like this before. A woman was getting me turned on. I'm not a lesbian or bisexual, am I? What was happening? I didn't care, I was just going with it and I was enjoying all the feelings. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Later in the episode, Dave and I share what we've been up to in the lifestyle lately. Write to us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. GET VACCINATED!!! Sex is SO much sexier when it's not in a hospital.

My sexy friends B & K visited a lifestyle resort in southern California. Their stay was filled with lots of debauchery and surprises, and they're sharing their story with you! This place has been on my bucket list for years to go visit someday. Enjoy!  Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son   Enthusiastic consent is sexy!!! (Updated version, slightly edited to eliminate names)

The storm came in earlier than expected, and Carol ran toward her apartment beneath a torrent of heavy, freezing rain. She was relieved to have the week behind her and anticipated a boring weekend alone and mostly stuck inside. The forecast was for continued weather over the next two days. Two of her roommates, Brittney and Claire, had left earlier that morning to beat the weather. Anne was the third roommate and had also made plans to be gone for the weekend, but Carol wasn't sure when Anne planned to leave. Carol was dripping wet and freezing when she entered the apartment. The electricity was out and Carol could see little in the apartment as the early evening brought approaching darkness. Carol immediately noticed a faint glow from one of the bedrooms and realized Anne must still be home. (story courtesy of SLS.com) Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son.  

Looking through the window, I could see the two guys coming to do the job. One older lead man, and a young cute blonde guy, and I mean really cute. Watching them approach the garage, I continued to stare at the young blonde, thinking that “Wow, he is too cute to be working HVAC for very long”. He fits more the pool boy stereotype, I thought to myself. While lost in thought over this worker, I was brought back to my senses noticing him walk up to the front door. With a quick knock at the door, I answered, and was face to face with this blonde young man. Up close, he was cuter than I thought... As I was talking to him, I noticed his attention directly on me, catching him looking at me in the eye. I felt a blush come over my face and could not help to smile as I looked away, trying to direct my words to the work at hand. When I looked back up, he was still looking at me, or should I say, he was looking me over, but trying to do it without looking like he was doing it... (story courtesy of SLS.com)

Hey sexy listeners, I went to a party up in Phoenix knowing absolutely nobody, and came back with a great story to share with you! The hosts of the "OZ in AZ" group from SLS.com hosted a party back in May and I was able to interview them as the party was happening. Later in the show, I recounted with Dave all the dirty deeds I did as a... Very. Naughty. Unicorn. (Quick correction: In the show I called the group "Welcome to OZ" but it's actually called "Oz in AZ"). We also have fan mail from a listener, and I give them advice on how to scissor like a pro! Write to us on Twitter or SLS.com. @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son @unicornreport. Enthusiastic consent is sexy!!!

Welcome back unicorn lovers! I met a couple recently and I was their first unicorn! They share how they met, their lifestyle 'style', successes, disasters, tips for newbies and more. Enjoy! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

"I want to fool around with you, that's why I invited you over this afternoon. No, don't say anything yet. You see, Ali dear, my husband and I have taken a strong interest in you. We feel that not only are you about the loveliest girl in this whole town, but you also have tremendous potential of being one of the sexiest. It all depends on you, though. If you want to learn, want to find out how to make other people feel good while making yourself feel good at the same time, we want to help you learn. We don't want to force you in any way. We want you to want to learn, to completely enjoy what we teach you, even while you are learning." (story courtesy of SLS.com, approx. 24 minutes) Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I update you on on our LS adventures. Find out if Dave's package 'measures up' to a new unicorn's exacting standard. Robyn plays unicorn for a couple and shows them the erotic ways of the mythical 420 herb. Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son. GET VACCINATED. The lifestyle community needs your winkie to be healthy! :-D

I felt warm, relaxed, and incredibly self-satisfied sitting in the hot tub, completely content to watch my beautiful bride's breasts swimming in the turbulent blue-lighted water. Sitting next to her was the fascinating twenty-four-year-old creature who had recently become a part of our lives. The words my wife had just articulated hung in the air for a moment and snapped me out of my blissful stupor. I could barely believe I had heard her correctly. I repeated the words in my mind just to make sure I wasn't dreaming and looked at her quizzically as if to say, "Are you sure you want to go there?". (story courtesy of SLS.com, approx. 42 minutes). Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I share updates about our wild and crazy lives in the lifestyle. I had a girl-on-girl encounter all night and Dave is getting ready for a hot date...Will he seal the deal? Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. GET VACCINATED TODAY so we can start boinking like horny rabbits again!!!

Hey unicorn friends, now that we're all vaccinated (or if you're not, I will assume that you're scheduled to get one ASAP) we can all get back to the business of shagging our friends. Last weekend I went down to the Sierra Vista Erotic XXXcitement Fiesta Party. Snuggly Dave decided to sit this one out to recuperate, so I was left to my own naughty unicorn devices...which was to help fulfill one lucky birthday lady's blindfolded gangbang fantasy, along with 9 other sexy guests. Enjoy! Write to us on Twitter: @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT IS SEXY!!!

Calling all STONER unicorns! Happy 420 (Celebrating all things cannabis) Day! Now that weed is legal for adult recreational use in Arizona, (adults 21+) Snuggly Dave and I discuss a whole lotta tips and tricks we've learned on how to live your best cannabis lifestyle right now. Did you know cannabis is GREAT for enhancing your sex life?! We got the info you need right here, and it's all based on personal experience, not from some boring textbook. New to the weed scene? No problem, we have lots of advice on how to get started without the freak-out paranoia side effects that everybody seems to be terrified about. Later in the show we spilled all the salacious details about our latest encounter with a couple of new sexy friends. Enjoy and don't forget to eat your weed! Write to us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hey unicorn lovers! This week I sat down to take a look at my messages from SLS.com. I like to be spontaneous and read them for the first time as I'm recording for the show...definitely keeps it interesting! (duration: 42 minutes) Later in the show Snuggly Dave and I talked with the couple from episodes 148 & 149. There was some serious bi action going on, and on this episode you'll get the rest of the details on what happened at the "Temple of the Anus". Enjoy! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

This week is an erotic story two-banger! In the first story, Ankita continually brings up sex in conversation with Sarah, my wife. She is a 30 year old who is a sexy woman in a sexless marriage. Dangerous. (courtesy of SLS.com, 40 minutes) In the second story, two couples go to the lake for a relaxing weekend which quickly turns naughty! We decided to go outside and roll back the awning and watch the stars. Jen suggested playing cards and the two of them who are not too sober at this point are wanting to play strip poker... Thank you B & K for this super hot story! Wanna say hello? Send us a direct message on Twitter! @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

This week we're focusing on getting back to normal with more live coverage from the Open-Minded People's Party! I interviewed a couple of gal-pals about how they shared an erotic makeout session over a particular male body part we are quite fond of on this show. Later in the episode I talked to Snuggly Dave about my lifestyle dating adventures... One couple was spectacularly lesbionic and hot, while the other struggled to not crash and burn. For the latter half of the show, Dave was my consultant as I actively texted a particular couple to try to arrange a meeting of mutual interests. He did his best, but can this potential hookup be saved? Stay tuned... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I don't know if it was a mid-life crisis or just turning 50 that kicked my mind into overdrive, especially about sex. Catherine was only the second girl I had been with and I have never strayed our entire marriage. These feelings that I might have missed something kept growing inside me. I really love her and would never cheat on her. I know how much it would have hurt me if I found out she cheated on me... After dinner one evening, I fixed drinks and we adjourned to the deck and our hot tub. After some playful kissing and petting (she had cum several times), I asked my wife if she had ever thought about swinging... (story courtesy of SLS.com). Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

I agreed to attend the women's seminar out of a feeling of obligation to a good friend. She had formed a company holding empowerment seminars for female corporate executives a year ago and this was the first retreat she had organized. I persuaded my company to pay for it because seven days at a health spa near New Mexico sounded good anyway. I hadn't been away from my husband for more than a day or two for years but his company was involved in a big merger so he couldn't come with me. Getting there was a pain in the ass but when I arrived the place was heaven... I figured I'd go straight to the jacuzzi.... The spicy scent of the Santa Fe foliage drifted to the water. No one else was there, so I slipped out of my clothes and sat in the tub, my back to the door. The water swirled around and I just began to feel relaxed when I felt the door creak open... (story courtesy of SLS.com). Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

(story courtesy of SLS.com) Amy and Rob moved into our neighborhood several years ago. Amy and I became friends as soon as we met. Even though I had never felt an attraction to women, there was something about Amy that attracted me right from the start. The way she carries herself and acts seems to attract both men and women. She has a wholesome girl next door appearance that belies hers sexy and sensual personality (20 minutes). MAILBAG: I said that I was gonna wait til March to check my SLS messages, but curiosity got the best of me.... Check us out on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Behold ye most faire unicorn lovers, our hero, Snuggly Dave, readies his longsword and bravely enters the TEMPLE OF THE ANUS. Who knows what mysteries lurk beyond the dark gates of the sphincter! Shall a ravenous dragon swoop down and swallow our courageous adventurer or will Snuggly Dave rise to the occasion and pull his sword from the stone? Listen and the truth shall be told. Godspeed to the ANUS!!! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hey unicorn friends! You know, I gotta be honest. I thought last week's WienerPalooza was a bit of a letdown when the two guys I invited over weren't as into each other as I'd hoped... But not to worry, because this week, Snuggly Dave reignites my fantasy with another potential sexy man-on-man encounter. For the past few weeks, he's been in contact with a couple from SLS.com about the wife's fantasy. She wants to watch her husband suck another man's wiener and then slip it into his anus! Is Snuggly Dave up to the challenge? And even more importantly, how can I get these two men to engage in the unbridled homosexual passion I've always fantasized about watching? Listen as I attempt to suck and squeeze out every last detail out of Dave on this hard, throbbing issue! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hello unicorn friends, and welcome the first annual (and perhaps last ever?!) WienerPalooza! As some of you might know, I am generally more into the ladies, but since we're fresh into a new year I figured it would be a great time to spice up my sex life with some new adventures. This week I decided to invite over a couple of single guys, Snuggly Dave and a new guy, Cactus Mark. Before we all hooked up, Mark shared some of his experiences in the lifestyle, how cannabis is adding a new dimension to his sex life, and a few other risque topics. Later on we do a post-hookup report and I let the listeners know exactly how I felt about this latest adventure... No spoilers, but let's just say it was a learning experience for all of us! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hello unicorn lovers! 2021 is a new year with new resolutions, and this week's erotic story is about getting fit while also getting laid (story courtesy of SLS.com). I have always been vocal with Lisa about my fantasy of having a threesome with another woman. And she has always been equally as vocal with me, letting me know that it would never, ever happen. Lisa has a lot of hang-ups about sex that are probably due to her Southern Baptist upbringing and her mother's influence....She has always been reluctant to try new things....But when she meets Julie, her new personal trainer, Lisa soon discovers that Julie has the power to push Lisa beyond her physical...and erotic limits! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hey unicorn friends! This week is all about red-hot lesbian lovin'! One night we were up late studying for a test that we had the next day in the class that we shared. I was confused about a certain topic and asked her to come explain it to me. She got up and came and stood behind my chair where I was sitting at my desk. She leaned over and rested her head on my shoulder and let it lean up against my head as she concentrated on my notebook. At this moment all the feelings I had for her, that I had suppressed came rushing back all at once. I wanted nothing more than to kiss her at that moment, but I resisted for fear of her response... Her skin touching mine, the sound of her soft, sweet voice in my ear, and the smell of her perfume mixed with mine hypnotized me... (story courtesy of SLS.com). Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son