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TOFOP has moved house. Follow Everyone Relax to continue listening to all new episodes of TOFOP, including their 500th episode: https://podfollow.com/951354264  Everyone Relax is the new home of everything Wil Anderson and Charlie Clausen. It's your one-stop shop for Wilosophy, TOFOP, TOFOP with Friends, and 2 Guys 1 Cup. All of the shows continue for free, in the formats you know and love — they're just in the one channel. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rhys Nicholson has written a book called DISH. Wil uses this as an excuse to catch up with the comedian. The novel is a part cook-book, part memoir — featuring essays, anchovies, and a story about an Illuminati of gay people trying to destroy straight white men. Rhys and Wil reflect on their craft and Rhys' style, including the importance of kindness. Check out Rhys' new book, DISH: https://www.booktopia.com.au/dish-rhys-nicholson/book/9781761046759.html  And more on Rhys Nicholson: https://rhysnicholson.com.au/  TOFOP merch, Patreon, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beck, Taylor Hawkins, and Sir Paul McCartney walk into a bar — or do they? Charlie rants about a YouTube channel called Drumeo where drummers are given songs without drums and asked to figure out a drum part after two listens. Wil tries to find a parallel between drummers and comedians but in a rare twist, Charlie smacks his theory down. Is this the beginning of a changing hierarchy in the TOFOP Universe? Probably not. TOFOP merch, patreon, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wil is joined by cricket tragic and numbers man, Adam Spencer to reflect on Australia's recent men's team victory at the Cricket ODI World Cup. Beating India in India looked unlikely a few weeks ago but Cummins' men played out of their skin when it counted most. The pair discuss the performance of each Australian player as well as the Marnus Miracle, statue design ideas for Travis Head, and why Ishan Kishan has gone fishin'. More on Adam Spencer: https://www.adamspencer.com.au/ See TOFOP live at the Sydney Comedy Store: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  Fill out this survey and help us keep the podcast free, plus you'll go in the draw to win a $100 gift voucher: https://form.typeform.com/to/Gy82VLlz See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ONEFOUR: Against All Odds is more than just a music doco, it's an Australian story about self-expression, race, the portrayal of violence in art, and the powers that try to control those things. ONEFOUR are a drill rap group from western Sydney who were targeted by NSW Police who used 'lawful harassment' to shut down gigs. Charlie chats with the director of this new Netflix film, Gabe Gasparinatos. He shares an insight into how he went about making a story that has resonated with audiences around the world. Follow Gabe on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/gabrielgasparinatos/  Watch ONEFOUR: Against All Odds now on Netflix. See TOFOP live at the Sydney Comedy Store: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  Fill out this survey and help us keep the podcast free, plus you'll go in the draw to win a $100 gift voucher: https://form.typeform.com/to/Gy82VLlz See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie sees a Beatle (in concert). What if Paul branched out and wrote a diss track? If Wil can't become Keanu Reeves, maybe he can befriend him? He shares the story of a time he saw him in a hotel. (side note, is TOFOP Wil's Dog Star? Charlie's insulted but acknowledges it could be true). A large chunk of the episode is then devoted to brainstorming how Wil could go back in time and create a series of coincidences (that aren't creepy) to allow him to become friends with Keanu. See TOFOP live at the Sydney Comedy Store: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  Fill out this survey and help us keep the podcast free, plus you'll go in the draw to win a $100 gift voucher: https://form.typeform.com/to/Gy82VLlz See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy Davis returns to the video store to share his favourite normal movies and niche movies with Charlie. Is Back To The Future a perfect popcorn movie? Does Richard Linklater have an incredible eye for casting future movie stars? And why is American Movie such a popular documentary among filmmakers? All this and more with our very own Pharaoh of the Flicks. Movies discussed: Back To The Future, The Talented Mr Ripley, Dazed And Confused, The Fabulous Baker Boys, They Live, Videodrome, American Movie, Joe vs The Volcano More Guy Davis here: hhttps://www.fourfingerdiscount.com.au/ Fill out this survey and help us keep the podcast free, plus you'll go in the draw to win a $100 gift voucher: https://form.typeform.com/to/Gy82VLlz See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie and Wil ride high on the success of the TOFOP live events in Melbourne. Despite a covid scare, nerves, and a bumpy plane trip, the pair got the job done — Sydney, it's your turn next. Don't miss out. ALSO: Does Taylor Swift travel around in a suitcase? More importantly, should she be traveling around in a pram? PRAMSPORT is back, Wil is on board, and we're looking for pram-fluencers! See TOFOP live at the Sydney Comedy Store: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  Fill out this survey and help us keep the podcast free, plus you'll go in the draw to win a $100 gift voucher: https://form.typeform.com/to/Gy82VLlzSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a Hammo-fop — film, TV, and culture with writer and comedian, Justin Hamilton. Where does Oppenheimer fit into the Christopher Nolan canon? What should Barbie teach us? Also — if there was a series made about an Australian sporting era, which code/team would you pick, if any? More Justin Hamilton via Big Squid: https://www.patreon.com/JustinHamilton  See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie and Wil catch up on the mailbag that includes comments and requests by listeners from around the world. Come with us as we relive the time Wil gave a Prime Minister the bird, discover which host is a water aficionado, and a lyric breakdown of ABBA's 'Money Money Money'. See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The final instalment from the North East Australia Paranormal Society is a doozy. Inspired by a real-life Ghostbusters scenario, Charlie and Ben go on a uniquely Australian adventure into some strange happenings at Cockatoo Island. An American ghost hunter becomes involved to search for the answers and the result takes more than one unexpected twist. Also, Ashley from Norway calls in to discuss his personal experience in a haunted granny flat. See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The murky origins of the heroes in a half shell. Also, what could TOFOP pitch to be featured at South by South-West? It turns out, nothing. The pair try to convince each other that 'nothing' is indeed 'something' and the result is an existential tailspin. Charlie wonders about opportunities lost, Wil reassures him that next year will be better. But the reality is big-dicked turtles could be as good as it gets. See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NEAPS (North East Australian Paranormal Society) is in session with Ben McLeay and Charlie Clausen and the topic today: is there life outside of Earth? The pair analyse the mass UFO siting that happened in Melbourne in 1966. The incident, known as the Westall UFO, took place at a school and many vividly remember what they saw. But not every recount adds up. Is there more to the story? Always. Also, a UFO researcher with lived experience sits down to reveal all. See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode is dedicated to our Patreon supporter, Matt. Matt has written in multiple times over the years, but for various reasons, Charlie and Wil have never responded. In this episode, we make it up to Matt and devote the entire episode to various questions/comments he's made throughout his TOFOP experience. Thanks for listening Matt and we hope this ep makes it up to you. See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The second meeting of NEAPS (North East Australian Paranormal Society) is called into session as Ben and Charlie turn their attention to Australia's version of Bigfoot, the Yowie. The discussion leads to a wider discussion around cryptozoology and whether the idea of a giant, hairy gorilla living in the woods is even that interesting. Charlie then tells Ben about Yowie sighting that occurred in Queensland in the late '70s, involving a future politician and school cover up. Listener Emily returns to the show to talk about the ghost she saw at her parents home.  See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A TOFOP rollercoaster. Wil and Charlie skip from back fat to AI, 'cucking' to the Perfect Match robot, ending on 90s punk and The Warped Tour. See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing The Unexplained Explained, a new series on TOFOP with Friends. Across each of the four episodes, Charlie Clausen is joined by writer, performer, and podcaster, Ben McLeay. Luckily, the Brisbane-based Boonta Vista podcast host also happens to be the largest private collector of paranormal literature. Together they form NEAPS: the North-East Australia Paranormal Society. In episode one, the pair tackle one of Australia's most sensational mysteries: the poltergeist of Humpty Doo. You don't have to believe, but you do need to listen. Check out Boonta Vista podcast: https://podfollow.com/1240541605  See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie wants to discuss the new Arnold Schwarzenegger doco but the hosts get distracted by the potato scallops vs potato cakes debate. This leads to a deeper reflection about how someone's perspective can change. Turns out people can change. Eventually, Charlie gets his Arnie chat which leads to the ethics of steroids, and why wrestlers aren't meant to be juicing. Wil reveals that "The muscles (on Henry Cavill's) Superman are literally for show". See TOFOP live this November: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The winners of The TOFArtchibald. 3000 votes later, Charlie and Wil are joined by resident artist, James Fosdike to count down your favourite TOFOP artworks!  BUY merch with TOFOP art on it: https://www.redbubble.com/people/mrfoz/shop  TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  THANK YOU to everyone who voted in the TOFArtchibald. Congratulations to the winners of the signed TOFOP art (drawn randomly from those who voted). Bonnie Dixon, Jordan Krier, Michael Powell, Shane Harman, Brad Ellmoos, Stephanie P, Yasmine Jackson, Luke McCarthy, Stacey B, Nick Gibson.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An episode all about Daniel Day-Lewis. What is his full name? What are the crazy things he's done while method acting? Why did he almost die so he could stay in character? Also, it's the final day (Wed Oct 4) to vote for your favourite TOFOP artwork! Vote before 4pm AEDT for your chance to win one of 10 signed TOFOP artworks: https://tofop.com/vote/ TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Silverchair bandmates, Ben Gillies (drums) and Chris Joannou (bass) have teamed up for a new book that charts their incredible life in music and what it means for them now. They join Charlie to discuss life on the road as teenagers juggling schoolwork and headline sets. And also the mental and physical challenges they've had to deal with post rock 'n' roll, including where they stand with frontman, Daniel Johns. At the core of their story is a 43-year friendship and an immense passion for music. Love & Pain is out now: https://www.booktopia.com.au/love-pain-ben-gillies/book/9780733649783.html  Vote for your favourite James Fosdike artwork now for your chance to win! https://tofop.com/vote/ TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We just can't seem to get Michael Flatley off our mind. This week, it comes to Charlie's attention that the sex-manic-dance-lord has a self-produced, self-written, self-financed feature movie called 'Blackbird'. Wil wants to partner with Flately and shares an improved plot, combining Karate Kid & Footloose.  Vote for your favourite James Fosdike artwork now for your chance to win! https://tofop.com/vote/ TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Anthony of The Dollop joins Wil and Charlie to discuss some of the latest controversies and cancellations. Wil comes up with a game where Dave has to guess which AFL team belongs to various celebrities. And then a tribute to their shared friend and artist, the one and only, James Fosdike. The trio share an insight into Foz's unique creative process (where he does whatever the hell he wants), including secret penises. Listen to The Dollop: https://podfollow.com/643055307  Vote for your favourite James Fosdike artwork now for your chance to win! https://tofop.com/vote/ TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing The TOFArtchibald Prize. For the next three weeks, TOFOP is celebrating our friend and creative genius artist, James Fosdike. He's created the visual identity for the entire TOFOP Universe — it's time to let Foz shine! To celebrate, we're inviting you to vote on your favourite TOFOP original artwork. The top ten favourites will then be counted down in a special episode with Foz. Every person who votes goes in the running to win one of ten exclusive signed TOFOP artworks! Vote in the TOFArtchibald now (it only takes a minute): https://tofop.com/vote/  TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Dollop's Gareth Reynolds joins Wil for his first official TOFOP With Friends. After Wil brings Gareth up to speed on some of the changes we've made to the TOFOP listening experience, the pair discuss their evolving attitude to mind-altering substances, how traveling has changed since COVID-19, and what it would mean for Trump to get re-elected from prison. Gareth is touring Australia, get tickets: http://www.garethreynolds.com/events  Check out Gareth's new podcast, We're Here To Help: https://podfollow.com/1702753838  TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Michael Flatley story continues — seriously, how did you not know that shortly after he comes off stage he needs to... cum off stage? Charlie explains the various descriptions for different stages of an erect penis and Wil tries to bring all religions together by coming up with a new set of shared core principles. TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie and Wil finally get the chance to pin down Five's official Australian tour DJ and ask all the burning behind-the-scenes questions about the seminal act. Andrew Levins (AKA DJ Levins) has served multiple tours with Five. Hear about why one member only eats baked beans. And the thing Levins said on the first day immediately made them dislike him. Plus: why did Wil Anderson tackle a member of Sister 2 Sister? Listen to Levins' podcast Hey Fam! https://podfollow.com/1012201056  Follow Levins on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/levinsonline/?hl=en  TOFOP live show tickets, patreon, merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a quick discussion about coughing in public and how about 80% of Australians aren't up to date with their COVID-19 vaccines (remember that thing?), Wil shares a gushing review about his favourite film franchise of all time. Charlie backs it up. He says you could screenshot any part of the film and it analyse how it adds to the story. Somehow this leads to Michael Flatley, sex addiction, and gerbils. SYDNEY live show tickets: https://AUCENTURY.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent?ev=113549 MELBOURNE live show tickets: https://www.trybooking.com/CLCHB  AFL Grand Final show with Junktime tickets: https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1106298 Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why kiwis (the bird) trigger Charlie, the time he got the flop sweats (at the worst possible time), and how he was royally stitched up while filming an episode of Getaway (it's a juicy one!). All that and more when Charlie joins Urzila Carlson on her podcast, That's Enough Already. Follow That's Enough Already to hear more: https://podfollow.com/1553718256  Follow Urzila on Instagram and twitter: @urzilacarlson  Urzila is touring Australia & NZ. Get tickets: https://www.urzilacarlson.com/  Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wil and Charlie investigate a TV series about Batman's butler, which is unintuitively titled, 'Pennyworth'. After they both agree it sounds horrible, Charlie attempts to share footage of his run-in with an old enemy. This leads to an extended hypothetical about what Wil would do if he obtained footage of Charlie dying. And then a more practical idea; how Charlie's disappearance could be effectively monetised. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the final instalment, our resident teenage Norwegian takes us inside a Princess' 19th birthday party. Wil and Charlie try and invite themselves to a future gathering (not in a creepy way) but Elias isn't buying it. We then hear about a misadventure on a hunting trip. And if human slingshots aren't your thing then maybe you could try the homemade bungee? It's just another day in the wild world of our guitar-shredding hero and his extended family. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back in town and coming in HOT with the true story of a canceled FOFOP episode. The full ep will be available soon, once we find it. Plus, Charlie gets glasses and it prompts a question about when/if our eyes continue to grow. Ryan Reynolds is cited. One of the hosts then shares their review of the new Barbie movie which sparks a top 10 countdown of the highest-grossing comedy movies of the past decade. Ryan Reynolds is cited again. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More Scandinavian tall and true (and big) stories from teenage punk, Elias Vistven. This time: Elias' dad runs into logistical problems when he tries to buy an elephant, the not-so-traditional game of 'wheelbarrow chicken', and the unusual trick to save money when buying a headstone. All of this and more when Charlie and Wil take you to Norway. Theme music by Elias' band, Sundconcious: https://www.instagram.com/sundconscious/  Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wil Anderson in conversation with the extraordinarily funny, Urzila Carlson for her podcast, That's Enough Already. Hear about Wil's coffee addiction (and why it annoys his sister's dog), one of the most uncomfortable things to happen to Wil while on stage, and Urzila's run in with the cops. Listen to That's Enough Already: https://podfollow.com/1553718256  Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Elias Vistven, the guitar-shredding, Norweigan teenager who also happens to be a massive fan of TOFOP. He first wrote in to share the story of the biggest horse in Norway. That sparked ongoing correspondence about the life and times of Elias and his world-dominating extended family. Now, after all these years, and countless emails, Wil and Charlie come to face to face with the young man who has given us so many laughs. And all they ask is one thing: can you make us laugh some more? Theme music by Elias' band, Sundconcious: https://www.instagram.com/sundconscious/  Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie is joined by producer, Mike III, to relive some of the funniest moments from TOFOP so far this year. This is a high-octane journey through the past six months of this podcast, with stopovers at anecdotes like; reused condoms, cheating ghosts, and the genius of Buckethead. Also, we finally answer some of the biggest questions the duo has wrestled with, including; is it OK to give alcohol to toddlers?, is 'Halloween' a Halloween movie?, and what's the one thing Meatloaf refuses to do for love? Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PART ONE: The Horse Who Lived. All August, Wil and Charlie are taking you to Norway to experience the wild world of teenage punk, Elias Vistven. When it comes to outrageous Norwegian stories, it turns out giant waterslides and human slingshots are the tip of the iceberg. Before we hear from Elias himself, Wil and Charlie recap the incredible story so far that began several years ago with an email and a gigantic horse. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was their own fault. Mentioning the term 'death on a dick' proved too irresistible for show artist and legend, James Fosdike (AKA Foz) to draw. Enter Charlie 'censorship' Clausen. He's worried potential sponsors won't like an illustration of a giant, detailed penis. This episode documents the fallout of what happened next. Deals are done, and the transcript of a WhatsApp message thread is read aloud. In the end, it's what wasn't said, and who didn't say it that threatens the future of Australia's number one podcast for medical practitioners.  To see the full UNCENSORED artwork for Death On A Dick, join our Patreon!  Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ah geez, it's hard not to think we won the series 5-0, isn't it? Adam Spencer joins Wil one last time to wrap up an incredibly entertaining Ashes. The result sparks big questions about Australian cricket, including this one: why can't cricket be longer? Turns out the worst days of the series were the ones we weren't playing. We can fix that. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ENCORE: Patrick Brammall and Harriet Dyer have just won three f*cking logies for their hilarious series, Colin From Accounts (Binge). Charlie caught up with the pair in December 2022, just as the show was premiering and the couple were making their way back to Australia for the holidays. To celebrate the win, we thought we'd revisit this episode (originally published to the FOFOP feed) where they run through some of the details about the making of Colin From Accounts. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wil's blinding, light-filled home leads to a discussion about Manfred Mann and his (sometimes) Earth Band, as well as the many meanings of the word "deuce". A run-in at the public laundrette has Charlie questioning washer/dryer etiquette and the Netflix WHAM! documentary is a reminder of just how good George Michael was. Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hughesy joins Wil to celebrate Australia retaining the Ashes, in possibly the best/worst way possible — a washout. Meanwhile, England thinks they should be winning the series 4-0, but the reality is they didn't. If only England could focus on spinning the ball as much as they try to spin the narrative, they might win more games. Seriously, the mental gymnastics of these sooks is as annoying as it is stupid. See Hughesy live: https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=DHUGHE23  Listen to Hughesy's podcast, Hughesy, Ed and Erin: https://podfollow.com/961037109  Patreon, merch, and more from the TOFOP universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.