Podcasts about goml

After making fun of Don Lemon and Al Sharpton, Jesus takes the wheel and tells us to worry about the kids, have kids, be a man, support the Proud Boys, recognize the competence crisis, and have fun!

    Conservative rap is corny, Gavin never lies, Proud Boys can't use their own name, Info Wars has been under FBI surveillance since 2013, illegals are retarded, women shouldn't drive helicopters, the DNC elections were a comedy sketch, and Purpleworks Nutrition made us go check out the subway.

  The big guy is in a great mood today as he continually steers the Ouija board to sprinkles, silly trans people, retarded lesbians, and drunk women crashing their golf carts.

  "A bunch of idiots ramble about their usual bullshit."

  It's the last Serious Tuesday before the holidays so we need to catch up on 2 Live jews, Carry On, The Madness, the NYYR gala, Gavin's "profanity-laced tirades," the mysterious drones, Hannah Kobayashi's dead dad, Roger Avery on J6, Justin Trudeau's faggotry, the fall of Britain, Derek Heggie's Islamophobia, autistic trans kids, Michael Conahan's Cash for Kids scandal, Biden's pardon, and a massive update of our Terrible Black Female Politicians.

  Gavin and Anthony recap Atlantic City, animals having consciousness, and the apparent alien invasion.

  Michelle Obama's in the White House and Gavin's in the dog house, as robots continue to fail, Wakanda still can't skate, Matt Walsh keeps stealing, Islam's still wrong, Mexico's president Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo comes around, January 6 is getting acquitted, and black female politicians are not even coming to work.

Before we get to the God Wheel, we look for Christmas card volunteers, honest tourism, and the new “uneducated” criticism MAGA Extremists are getting. Then, God encourages us to mock feminists, examine incompetence, and have a good laugh at Joy Reid's smoke detector.

  If Kamala wins, the show will go on but we'll be broadcasting from a very different America. Not one with hope to stem the massive bleeding but a bloodless husk that resembles Venezuala much more than the country we knew and loved. Vote like your life depends on it. It does.

  In this, the World's Longest Episode, we mock Nouvelle Vague, ridicule "Will and Harper," lament the Weather Underground's 1981 Brink's robbery, condemn Adderall, prove God exists, denounce surrogacy, question machete fights, laugh at AOC, bomb Yahya Sinwar, praise Laura Loomer, shit on NASA, end Kamala's campaign, expose her clueless fans, defend Farrakhan, thank Lord Jamar, eviscerate Wajahat Ali, try to revive Jimmy Carter, question Jim Gaffigan, big up Scottish violence, enjoy HR logic, and force Tim Pool to quit.

  We need to bring cool sayings back, female comedians need to cut the sex talk out, Tommy Robinson needs to be free to protect kids, Ta-Nehisi Coates needs black friends, black female politicians need some meritocracy, Trump needs to be president, and Hawk-Tuah Harris needs to fuck off.

  In Gavin's last episode ever he bullies God into discussing Turkish dark wave, the Mets, the myth of imminent robots, his ACTUAL height, the anti-white origins of anti-Semitism, a brilliant golf hack, Jim Downey, feminist whore genocide, white guys for Kamala, violent trannies, Arynne Wexler, and finally the meanest letter ever sent to anyone, ever.

The bosses are back! It's time to catch up on drunk chicks, that union boss guy, the VP debates, and how close Anthony came to dying in Hurricane Helene.

In this extra-long, free episode we cover our angry super, the Oasis reunion, Megyn Kelly kicking ass, Josh Lekach's Sport Drink, great movies like “Land of Bad,” terrible movies like “Union,” Cumala's insane tax policies, virgins in paradise, two-tier justice, creepy refugees, Marshfield Wisconsin's obsession with demolition derbies, and the top 15 hottest women in America right now.

You can't kick perps in the head, female cops are still absolutely useless, perps should be shot in the foot, and most anti-cop songs are written by rich kids with guitars who have never experienced crime.

  Gavin got spotted in Berlin, Anthony was right about America and both of them have had enough of diversity-mongering.

Even if you live by the river, the collapse of the West affects us all. We've got trannie boxers beating our women and unassimilated foreigners stabbing our daughters. According to the authorities, the only thing worse than all this death and destruction is noticing.

There is too much to say to let God take the wheel so we go our own way with: Nuclear Moms, Mini Skirt, the Groove Ghoulies boycott of Dixxon, propagandist photographer Mark Peterson, Bevelyn Beatty's pro-life sentence, Hawk Tuah Harris' birth, Biden's death, Tommy Robinson's anti-immigration rally, Jennifer Aniston's baron womb, and black people swimming with their socks on.

Just because a lot of black women die during childbirth doesn't mean you killed them. Also, Gavin just got back from doing Roseanne Barr's podcast and the incompetence at the airport was alarming.

After watching Trump absolutely BRUTALIZE Biden last night, there is a different feeling in the air. It feels like we're finally taking back this country. The God Wheel guides us to Proud Boys, good news from SCOTUS, and deranged perversions within the LGBT community. TGIF! GUEST: NICK OCHS

  The chick from Star Wars is a "silly racist," Big Special rock, Trump prosecutors are a joke, Ryan's wearing Crocs, and vigilantism is only acceptable if you are not white.

  We now think of Idiocracy five times a day. Tonight's show is a funeral for freedom as Alex Jones awaits his execution. We lighten the load with some zoomer sprinkles, retard Biden, gay for men, high heel shoes, and an in-depth look at all the incredible culture surrounding Pride Month.

  Anime is lame. So are video games. Your dog has been programmed to love you. It's a freak of nature. Biden thinks D-Day is gay but it's Johnny Rotten. Indian metal sucks. Be skeptical of rainbows.

Before letting the God Wheel take over, we discuss new HC bands, the negro league, some sprinkles, and the death of justice. Hide Content

Smash Ultimate personalities, EE, Cosmos and guest, TKbreezy, discuss what Tweek's GOML win means, Hungrybox chair drama, and TK's message to VGbootcamp. To support your mental health, check out https://betterhelp.com/lightsout for 10% off your first month, and download Prizepicks and use code lightsout to have up to your first $100 matched by PP. #ad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode we recap GOML X, a major tournament held in Toronto.

  Before doing YET ANOTHER deep dive on Terrible Black Female Politicians we enjoy The Clash, Lambrini Girls, Morrissey, some sprinkles, Jasmine Crocket's false eyelashes, and Marjorie Taylor Greene's "bleach blonde, bad built, butch body."

In this episode we recap the results of Low Tide City, along with preparing for GOML.

  WTF is going on? Some blackademic retard pronounces EVERY graduates name wrong and nobody stops her. Ashton Whitty appears to be pursuing porn. Paid agitators are suing each other. Black Twitter is white. "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills."

  Waxahatchee rocks, Night Beats rules, Fallout rots, Dusty slays, Eric Mays dies, whitey has had enough, and an ugly cripple is the most beautiful woman in the world.

  A.I. is making better and better songs unless they mention Gavin's chin in which case they suck. College students have never been dumber, Biden has never been more lost, and white people have never said, "Black ass."

  After a full week of abuse, it appears our host has finally had enough.

  Urban decay is everywhere, you keep sending us the same videos, young people need to man up, and some people still don't know what a number two looks like.

  After making fun of a guy who got raped, we listen to Ryan get pretty much everything wrong including: black people just stopped wearing glasses, a movie he hasn't seen is probably good, Shanin Blake is living her best life, Mr Good Luck is real, and Pilipinos aren't funny.

  There's something very suspicious about this "Assume That I Can" video going around. Are predators using Special Needs as a stepping stone to preying on kids? Also, Nicki Minaj wrecks songs, j-Lo is not from the block, The Gentlemen looks good, and did Star Wars' Leslye Headland get turned out by Harvey Weinstein?

We go over Biden's speech for the free part of the show and then laugh at a million silly tidbits behind the paywall.

  God takes the wheel every Friday and this week he takes us to deranged feminists, disturbing trannies, Kurt Russell, Jon Stewart, Tariq Nasheed, Jared Taylor, and a handicapped kid who draws cool animals.

In order to show the freeloaders what we do here, Gavin crammed a normal episode into the first half. Then we did another one behind the wall. The God Wheel chose: Feminism, the War on Kids, the Competence Crisis, and LGBTQ.  

While Putin is giving Tucker half hour history lessons, our president thinks Egypt is Mexico and his son got his rosary "at the Lady of…” We are living in Retard Nation and actual handicapped people seem to be doing better than most of us. Also, James O'Keefe is on fire and the Proud Boys are under attack.

In this hodgepodge of an episode, we traipse through a variety of subjects including the Michigan shooter's mom, Wendy Williams' Adderall, Zoomer's tips, and AOC's cockamamie theories about Bronx thugs.

In this particularly grumpy episode, Gavin attacks delivery men, Ryan's cookie receipt, Hari Kondabolu, Bezhani Sarvar, Justin Trudeau, Patriot Front, Joe Biden, Jon Stewart, and modern America.

  Trump is in a tear and the left are beginning to eat their own but before we discuss: Judas Priest is back, Eric Adams is Tracey Morgan, starving artists suck, girls can live underwater, women can freeze, Scott Peterson is still guilty, Jamar Bowman is retarded, Javier Milei rules, Rep. Barbara Lee is a liar, Vivek is VP, and Vikings are vehemently vapid.

  Writing a summary of this show is hard to do. It has been an incredible experience making content for the Baby Monsters but all things must pass. Thank you for all your support and God Bless.

  Ryan and Gavin catch up on each other's recent TV appearances, took calls, and simped on Pierce Brosnan's wife.

  This entire episode revolves around fifteen of the most incompetent black female politicians currently serving the public. Giving merit the middle finger didn't work for South African and it ain't workin here. We also discuss Jeremy Boreing's worst take yet, Ryan playing air guitar, Mayor Brandon Johnson blaming Chicago's crime on white supremacy, and finally, we take a bunch of your calls.

  More Dhar Mann mysteries, clarifying the firing of Cody Canuck, Mets fans and mental illness, the importance of drinking with coworkers, taking calls with back-to-front wipers, guys who moves to Alaska, and guys interested in buying motorcycles.

  Liberal women are thoroughly enjoy the teachings of Osama bin Laden, DeSantis loves spaghetti, Trump's gonna come, BrooklynDad is vermin, Chat GPT got dewoked, and Palestinians are beavers.

  Beauty is hard to attain, dead dogs make men cry, Kyle Dunnigan is still king, cumbrellas suck, face transplants are amazing, burnouts are retarded, so is Cori Bush, toddlers cannot be drag queens, trannies are losers, students don't know what Hamas is, the DHS are censoring us, and our justice system is a complete joke.

  Trump joined Iron Maiden, don't put your seat back, "I'm not sir" is cutting his dick off, Hells Angels are going to prison, gays are immune to pepper spray, someone at a shit sandwich, it's illegal to criticize Hamas, and the coolest kid in the world works at Giuseppe's Garage.