Ask Mom & Spawn

The ladies are back this week, and WiFi is still a bit of a struggle. Never fear, poor connection can't get in the way of this duo (okay, maybe it can a little). CJM and Kate go deep on some topics that will have you going "I've been there," like knowing when it's time to get married or get out. Plus, advice about raising teenagers and having upfront conversations.  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies are back— wait, CJM is cutting in and out. But that's okay, the ladies still cover some great topics this week! Tune in for some great advice about how to get the best price on baby things, having another baby (no, Kate isn't pregnant again, calm down), and insight into Super Jew's first fathers day! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies are back this week with some stellar advice! Besides talking about the joys of motherhood and grand motherhood, CJM and Kate talk about what a second date means (hint: it can mean so many things). Plus, Kim uses her real estate expertise to share her advice about when to sell your home and when to rent it out, and Kate discloses the best and worst parts of pregnancy. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies are back this week with some fire advice! Aside from the cuteness of baby Max, CJM and Kate talk about dressing for the job you want, and give some much needed thoughts about how to deal with a quarantine breakup with your live-in partner.  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies are back this week and they give some fire advice! After the great peanut butter and jelly debate, they give one listener some pointers on how to put yourself and your career first instead of focusing all your energy on dating. Plus, a conversation about Jewish food that will have you craving boxed matzo balls and fresh latkes!  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

Happy Mother's Day! This year we're celebrating CJM AND Kate because they're both moms now! Tune in for  some advice about how to prepare for becoming a parent (spoiler: you can't), and baby Max's bagel obsession. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies are back once again! This week, we start off HOT with a question about how long to wait before getting married to your significant other. As CJM laments over the longest 5 years of her life AKA the length of time Kate and Superjew waited to get married, Kate gives some tips about the best deli in NYC and more baby Max!  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

Kate and Crazy Jewish Mom are back this week with some truly stellar content! First, Kate's vagina comes into question (but what else is new). Don't worry, it's doing great! CJM throws in her two cents about the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle drama, and the two ladies give some awesome advice about college applications and whether to stay or leave your job if your seniority is in question.  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this episode, Crazy Jewish Mom and Kate celebrate the end of passover with BREAD and PIZZA! Plus, advice about dating outside of your religion, baby Max, and first date tips that you won't want to miss!  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies are back and better than ever this week. On this episode, a listener drops a surprising tip for sore breasts that CJM and Kate cannot wait to try out. Hint: it involves cabbage. Plus, how to get over someone by getting under someone (but less gross than that, promise!), and what's on CJM and Kate's pandemic bucket lists.  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies are back this week with another Live at 5! This week, Crazy Jewish Mom and Kate talk plans for their potential seder livestream in honor of passover! Plus, advice about how to get over a past love, how to meet a decent person, and of course, more baby Max!  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies (and Max) are back this week! This week, CJM and Kate talk about making excuses for f**kboys and how to stand up for yourself when dealing with shitty behavior from a significant other. They also celebrate lots of vaccines (yay!), and talk about how one listener reconnected with their high school prom date! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies are back this week, and this time they accidentally caused a debate about the superiority of Montreal versus New York bagels. Plus, whether online dating during this pandemic is worth it, CJM's plans for throwing singles only dinner parties post-pandemic, and our thoughts and prayers to those in Texas. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

CJM and Kate are back, and on Valentines day no less! This week, we're talking the #FreeBritney movement, how to celebrate Valentines day with a small baby in quarantine, and how to handle all kinds of rejection with grace and confidence. Plus, more on motherhood, because duh.  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

The ladies + Max are back this week! Besides some stellar (and as always, unqualified) advice, Kate reminisces on some COVID-friendly dates that she and Jon embarked on. Is it a date if you pee publicly? We think yes. Plus, the what's what on breast pumps, and how many strollers is too many.  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

This week, the ladies are back and ready to go with love and relationship advice. Max gives his opinions too (and by that we mean he spits up on Kate a couple times)! CJM gives her opinions on what makes for a good online dating profile, and Kate talks about why all people on dating apps may seem like less-than-great. But hey, you never know who's out there!  Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

This week, Kate has a weird stabbing feeling in her vagina? It's probably the stitches. CJM suggests a four-way FaceTime between herself, Kate, Kate's doctor, and Kate's vagina. Does Kate agree? Who knows (spoiler, she does not)! The ladies also give some advice about how to get your resume to stand out in a sea of applicants, behind-the-scenes Star Trek stories, and the wonders of breast pumps. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.      

In this week's episode, the ladies are back together under the same roof and trying to deal with a crying Max. However, they were still able to give some new parent advice, talk some more about vagina tearing, and also how to deal with the online haters. Also, Max is the cutest baby in the world — no contest. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this special episode, we hear all about Kate's delivery of Max — and how she's set on normalizing vagina tearing. Plus, the ladies discuss vagina ice pops, breastfeeding, leaking milk, pregnancy injuries, and the new emotions of a brand-new mother. Plus, everyone get vaccinated when you can and continue to WEAR YOUR MASKS AND SOCIAL DISTANCE! Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies give advice on how to get over the boyfriend who dumps you for being "fat" — and why you should be so happy he's no longer in your life. Plus, Kate just wants to go into labor already, how to celebrate your inter-faith holidays, and how to teach children about Hanukkah (Hint: it involves latkes and jelly doughnuts). Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies speculate whether the very pregnant Kate will end up having Baby Smurf on one of the days of Hanukkah. Plus, how many menorahs is too many? (Hint: The limit does not exist). Also, can someone send CJM a potato latke care package? The ladies also give advice on making friends, mending sister relationships, and loving your pregnant body. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies are now isolated from each other as Kate gets ready to give birth to her baby Smurf. That means the ladies are having an isolated, socially-distanced Thanksgiving (as we all should). Be safe everyone, and hope you and your family are doing well. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies celebrate Kim's birthday with chocolate cake, singing, and giving advice! Plus, did you know that you can bleed for up to 6 months after giving birth???? Also, Tums is the unofficial sponsor for this podcast now and we are still in a a pandemic so WEAR A MASK AND STAY HOME. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about how they celebrated the election results a.k.a CJM danced, rapped, and sang along to "F*ck Donald Trump" — a real classy move but who cares? Plus, the ladies give advice on dumping toxic friends and talk about how miserable pregnancy can be. Plus, Aaron Purr makes an appearance. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies talk about why you shouldn't let a guy treat you like a girlfriend without the girlfriend label. Plus, Kate is so over being pregnant and would be thrilled if her baby's first words included "f**k." Also the best foods on Thanksgiving are actually the sides — not the Turkey. Catch the live show every Sunday at 5 pm EST on @crazyjewishmom Instagram.

In this week's episode, the ladies told everyone about Kate's Zoom baby shower and trying to continue to live life SAFELY! Plus, New York is certainly not dead and Kim will yell at you if you're not wearing a mask. Also, the ladies give advice on dating deal breakers, pregnancy tips, and alternatives to keying someone's car (rotting food anyone?). We are only a few days away! Learn about how you can still vote at vote.org!

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss questions around Tinder and giving someone a second chance at love. Plus, Kate equates pregnancy to a "shitty, horrible snowflake" and she can't wait for baby smurf to get out. Also, did you know that pregnancy is more like 10 months long? WILD. Do you know how you're voting? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get ready here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate stands up to her mother, stating "My Womb, My Choice!" Plus, the ladies give advice on moving to another country for love, dating men who didn't go to college (it's all about the ambition ladies!), and more. Plus, why is Kate tired all the time? Pregnancy peeing every five minutes. Do you know how you're voting? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get ready here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate tells her fans about how she's so constipated that she's bleeding from her butthole — and that it's time to normalize pregnancy woes. Plus, Kim wants everyone to wear their f**king masks or else. The ladies also urge listeners to make a voting plan and answer questions regarding Sukkah, dealing with anti-social distancing relatives, and making amends. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate talks about how she doesn't know how much more pregnant she can get because she's already eating everything and bumping into everyone. Plus, it's Yom Kippur! The ladies also want to know about your pandemic dating lives so please indulge them soon. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, CJM asks viewers to DM her about their quarantine dating stories. Plus, she's ready to set you up! Plus, Kate is getting bigger and bigger ... and eating everything in sight. Also, advice on birthday expectations, speaking Yiddish, and placenta previa. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, we finally understand why Kate's butt is dying everything blue. Plus, we learn her fears about motherhood and why she needs to drink oat milk (hint: It's uncontrollable heartburn). Also, did you know there is such thing as baby sign language? The ladies also give advice on getting over heartbreak and standing up to your judgmental mother. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate gets a lot of love for her natural curls. Plus, Kim and the viewers nag Kate about taking her pregnancy classes ESPECIALLY baby CPR. The ladies also give advice on taking things slow with your "man-friend," pregnancy, and discuss how involved the baby will be on social media. Are you registered to vote? One of the ways to make a difference is to vote. Get registered here: vote.org!

In this week's episode, Kate teaches Kim a thing or two about screenshotting, offering tech support. Plus, weird pregnancy dreams, the perks of plastic surgery and what botox really does. Plus, should the ladies change their podcast name to something involving Kate's pregnancy? Like "Ask Mom and Spawn and Fetus?" With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

In this week's episode, the ladies rebrand the podcast to "Ask Kate's Uterus!" Plus, they talk about trying to avoid pandemic burnout, their political preferences for the upcoming election, mood swings, pregnancy cravings, and more. Also, Kate wants to be drugged up during her birth — anyone know any drive-by epidurals? With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

In this week's episode, Baby Smurf is still turning things blue and is also giving Kate acid reflux! Plus, CJM goes pantless once again. And there was actual advice given too. From how to fix a sexless relationship to why you should stop chasing after Uber drivers, the ladies have the advice you need. With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

In this week's episode, Kate assures everyone that her "pregnancy glow" is really just a carefully placed ring light. The ladies also give advice on knowing when to get engaged, Zoom weddings, gathering during Covid (which you shouldn't tbh), and more. Plus, wear your fucking masks and maybe keep schools closed? With the rise of anti-semitic attacks on the Jewish community, it's best to be aware of how you can help. Go to the Anti-Defamation League (https://www.adl.org ) for more information.

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim are reunited once again — and the nagging is increasing. Plus, Kate's pregnancy hormones are putting her a *tad* on edge. Also, the ladies discuss how to stay sane during this time, hazmat suits with vaginal openings, swaddling, ghosting, and more. Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

In this week's episode, Kate and Kim get into a heated argument over Kate's pregnancy woes, as well as talk about how the COVID-19 pandemic is not a hoax so please, wear a fucking mask. Plus, "baby smurf" got a tour of Princeton and Florida is truly a flaming dumpster fire right now. Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

In this week's episode, Kim declares that it's a no pants Sunday! Plus, people keep asking Kate why she is sweating blue from her ass cheeks - pregnancy am I right? Plus, wear your masks or else CJM will find you. Also, we still have a part to play in the fight for racial equality: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

In this week's episode, the ladies discuss pant-less Zoom cooking sessions, nipple training, and 27 hours of labor. Plus, if Kim sees you without a mask on she's going to yell at you — or make PSA's of her yelling at people. Plus, don't have that pandemic hookup, it's not worth it. Also, we all have a part to play in the fight for racial equality: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

This week's episode is all about Kate's pregnancy! @CrazyJewishMom is going to be a grandma, making Kate the new "Crazy Jewish Mom." While the ladies do answer questions about love and dating, they mostly talk about nipple training, the great swaddle debate, and how involved CJM is going to be. Also, remember to do you part to help the fight for racial equality: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

In this week's podcast episode, the ladies are back and talking about spicing up your love life by throwing food at your partner. Also, the Karens are going wild out here, CJM is cooking up a storm of beyond meats, and discussing white privilege. Also remember to continue to wear a mask and do you part to help the fight for racial equality: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

With the deaths of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Tony McDade, Nina Pop, and so many more, the black community has hit their tipping point with police brutality and systematic racism in America. We can no longer stay silent, and instead we must take action. Use these resources to get started: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co Save Your Tears: White Women Guide: https://tatianamac.com/posts/save-the-tears/

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom wants to know how people are dating in isolation and whether or not they are having Zoom sex. Plus, she wants to start her own dating service! Also, when you should feel the love & why you need to still stay the fuck home! Tune in every Sunday at @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying.

In this week's episode, the ladies have TWO special guest stars: Gus Constantellis and boyfriend Dave. We learn all about "that bitch Toula," hear some advice from Gus' Greek mother, and some spicy Real Housewives' gossip. Plus, Zoom meeting rules & being naked. Tune in every Sunday at @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying.

In this week's episode, @CrazyJewishMom gets Grandspawn offerings and a wind storm that tears her gate off it's hinges for Mother's Day. Plus, the ladies discuss the latest internet slang and why you shouldn't worry if you don't have the answers right now. Tune in every Sunday at @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying.

In this week's episode, the ladies advise a young woman to dump her lying boyfriend who keeps sexting other women — and to use his phone to scratch up his car. Plus, a hypothetical pregnancy and Hamilton hats for the next live. Also, remember: STAY THE FUCK HOME! Tune in every Sunday at @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying.

In this week's episode, Kim shares the story of Kate refusing to wear anything but REAL underpants at her second birthday party. Plus, why we all need a schedule, sharing your quarantine feelings, and Kim wants to write a book — while also harassing Kate over hers. Tune in every Sunday at @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying.

In this week's episode, @CJM goes on a vegan rampage. Plus, the ladies discuss ways to cope with your COVID-19 anxiety, books to read, like Mother, Can You Not?, and more. Also, apparently anti-stay-at-home protestors are comparing themselves to Rosa Parks !? Tune in every Sunday at @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying.

In this episode, #CrazyJewishMom wants to hold a Jesus Christ Superstar sing-a-long on the live — and a new ring light. Plus, the ladies discuss the pains of buying a new home, creative things to do in quarantine, and *spoilers* the messed up values of Tiger King. Tune in every Sunday at @5PM ET for our live podcast recording/advice sessions, and ask us YOUR questions live on the @AskMomAndSpawn Instagram or DM us your anonymous questions. Also, make sure to leave us a 5-star review if you're enjoying.