Count the Dings (Official)

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠⁠ After a prolonged back and forth, Mayes prys a dad joke from Papa Mayes. We investigate everyone's stripper name and whether they would get along with their clone. Parallel parking, too many tacos and putting in effort on the first date. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie and Mayes ⁠⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠⁠ Eden returns from Taiwan with a startling Bubble Tea development. Would have you have a pre first date video chat? Would you rather be on Wipe Out, American Ninja Warrior, American Gladiators or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge? Patreon Exclusive: Favorite Cover Song + Replacing Your Voice COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Katie, Emily & Mayes ⁠⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠⁠ Taking a break from our obsessions with Karen Read and Captain Jeff Productions to get together and answer some pressing listener questions. How do you feel about Mother's Day posts for pet parents? Ranking squash, zucchini, eggplant and cucumber to find the best hog shaped vegetable. Would you ever buy an extra ticket for a concert or show and figure out who's going with you later? Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes ARE BACK ⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠ The Friday Mailbag crew returns to debate Genies vs Witches, drool over the best buffets they've ever been to and react to Katie's Strawberry Gimlet recipe. What Tom Hanks movie would be the best if he was replaced with Chet? How do you get banned from every dating app? We are SO BACK. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: ⁠https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We connect the dots that Escape Rooms are the new Carnies and imagine solving puzzles with Drunk Amin. Spots or Stripes? What beverage would you want to be calorie free? How would you corrupt people's souls? Patreon Exclusive: Mom Dakhil COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes & Papa Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Jay King goes shopping and has trouble locating and identifying various basic foods. Mike White is edging you, and if you don't like, you can get out of his bed. The laziest dinner you make and pizza on a waffle. Patreon Exclusive: Coffee Shop Chronicles COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Jaden Smith wears literal Pearls of Wisdom and might build you a bed. Righteous Gemstones hang dong + White Lotus Season Finale anticipation. What is the most crucial component of the pizza? Patreon Exclusive: What liquid would you want on tap in your home? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo, & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Whatever your morning routine is, it's not as unhinged as Ashton Hall's. Would you buy a murder house? How much of a discount would you need? The Studio is a new show that has us drinking the Kool-Aid. Patreon Exclusive: The weirdest restaurant to go to with friends. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Papa Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Zach is going to give his hair a 'reconstruction', prompting hair stylist stories. White Lotus & Severance talk, horrible country song titles, BBQ Patreon Exclusive: TD Celebrations & Sandwiches as Pizza COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We celebrate Pi Day with our favorite pies, including the satellite branch of icebox pies. After colonizing butter, we wonder what historical event the gang would time travel to. Do you sleep in silence? Would you like to be 17 again? Patreon Exclusive: Gatekeeping Costco from Mo's Dad & Cheetle Fingers COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We take a harrowing journey down Francine's Pizza Jungle menu from 1957, when a large pizza cost a maximum of $1.90. Zach questions how necessary parmesan cheese is to garnish pasta, Katie unveils a powerful mullet she used to have and Eden thinks we're teaching history all wrong. Patreon Exclusive: Super Powers for Petty Revenge. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Emily's trip to a market featuring a variety of exotic snacks, particularly Pringles, divided the group. What song is played on loop in hell? When does a pizza stop being a pizza? Do friendship pheromones lead to Train Crumpets? We're here to answer the important questions as always. Patreon Exclusive: Animals Switching Sounds & Alarm Routines COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday TV is back in a big way, Katie's all in on Love Is Blind: Minneapolis and Mayes wants to check in to the White Lotus Thailand Would you rather be fast with Ostrich Legs or smart with a Baboon Butt on your head? Do you take your first dates to the same place? Would you rather take a date to a place you know or a new place? Patreon Exclusive: Emily's Airplane Hammock & Vertical Egg Cookers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Ohio has introduced a new law that seems difficult to enforce. Would you go to Jurassic Park if it opened in real life? Backing into a parking spot in a parking lot. Patreon Exclusive: Mythological Creatures COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Urinetown: Romeo & Juliet but with Pee. Irish Goodbyes. Shrimps vs Prawns. Progresso made Soup Drops hard candy, and nothing will ever be the same. Eden's extremely detailed skincare routine. Patreon Exclusive: Spending 7 hours on a plane / train / bus / boat COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mo, Emily, Mayes & Colin Casserd. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings While Mo walked Luca, a man tried to kiss his dog. Is dog kissing a 2 Americas situation? Dill or No Dill on Jovny the Vlasic Stork Mascot. When it comes to immortality, would you rather be the same age forever like a vampire, or restart your lifecycle like a jellyfish? If your friend goes through a break up, how long do you give them to be sad and pathetic before you get tired of it? Building the ideal five ingredient sandwich. Patreon Exclusive: All free this week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings We revisit Mayes' previous statement that chicken and eggs should not be consumed at the same time, except in OYAKODON! Bonks Jr. asks if we would rather have our hands or feet swapped, and which TV or Movie universe we would like to live in. Is there anything you would stand in a two hour line for? What trade you learn for a career? Patreon Exclusive: Would you rather your life feature a soundtrack or sound effects when you do things? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Papa Mayes returns wielding his giant custom made cleaver to review Wicked, tell embarassing Mayes tales and ask "How do you feel about Animal Orgies?" Zach spent a day at Universal Studios, Eden endures an internet improvement saga and Mo successfully cleaned out his dad's freezer. If you could only use one utensil to cook and eat, what are you choosing? How long does a couch last? Patreon Exclusive: What is the biggest purchase you regret? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Encountering Energy Vampires in real life. Hybrid Animals & Animal Reincarnation. What ratio of cat to human to square footage makes you a crazy cat lady? Squid Game 2 + Taylor Sheridan + Severance + Shrinking Patreon Exclusive: Athletes and Bands you Irrationally Hate COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Where would a Giraffe wear a bow tie? Which type of Santa hat would Batman have? Who is the best cook that you know? Would you rather have World Record sized hands or feet? Do you want your mind transferred to an android or uploaded to a virtual world? Patreon Exclusive: American Gods & Maximum Burger Price COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Mayes & Paul Boehl Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes survived the canceled Tsunami. Fee Fi Fo Fum Go Get Yourself a Cup of Coffee. Is standing in a parking spot to save it allowed? What's scarier, a horse or a bear? There's a columbian hit woman who looks like Aubrey Plaza. Patreon Exclusive: Things that make us feel old COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings What is the worst pasta for mac and cheese? Zach got cock blocked in Palm Springs. If you could replace ketchup and mustard on every table, what two condiments would you choose? The gang describes their worst falls, and everyone has had one. Patreon Exclusive: Do you think God can time travel? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Do you cook your rice with butter, or does this offend you? Zach, stunningly, had a confrontation with a retirement home resident when he was a teenager. Would you rather have 8 fingers and 12 toes, or 12 fingers and 8 toes? Mayes recounts the tale of a gentleman who managed to have two different meals from a restaurant before and after a Christmas dinner with family. Patreon Exclusive: Childhood Beliefs & Relationship Trips COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen. The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching. We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in school, and determine just how long you can be in a relationship before you fart in front of your partner. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week! COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame. Why do parents always have so much food in the house? Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax? How would you replace the tortilla chip in a Nacho recipe? Zach recounts when Olive Garden slid into his DMs in 2018 Patreon Exclusive: Getting a mouse out of your house & Eden is upset at Ryan Murphy COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole? How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend? If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home? Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving! Patreon Exclusive: Picky Eaters, Mr. Robot & how long can you wait to post a picture? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are detectives at the rainiest precinct in all of Los Angeles, hot on the trail of a serial killer called the Family Man. Or are they the Glimmermen, former CIA operatives with a preternatural ability to identify Russians, hot on the trail of their former handler? No, actually they're Steven Seagal, showing up in his own wardrobe, 2 hours late, after restocking on powdered deer penis in Chinatown. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes. Whether they don't make money, have bad benefits, don't offer upward mobility or straight up aren't real jobs, the only thing we know for sure is you don't want them. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach. Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays? Are you practicing proper sleep hygiene? What is the best dumpling? Patreon Exclusive: Modern Technology in the Wild West COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on 1997 Volcano movies as lava flows out of the La Brea Tar Pits and Tommy Lee Jones is given the power to command and control all the resources of Los Angeles. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions. Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a piece of our mind. Do you cook on vacation? What chain restaurant would you want in your house? When do you shop for Christmas gifts? Patreon Exclusive: All free this week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are putting the pod on alert! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Tom wrote an article on The Finder about the top 25 Major Sports Cities in the US, and we unpack the rankings. After a Monday Night Football clash, both the Jets and Bills made trades for star wide receivers today. We unpack the incredible Sam Mitchell diatribe on NBA TV, as well as the extremely awkward 'it's all good!' follow up video. Patreon Exclusive: Starting Five Documentary Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting together a team, a team of villains and antagonists that are the worst at what they do. They are annoying, display misguided business practices and find themselves outwitted and overmatched by heroes that they should wipe the floor with. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings A question about music and bands takes us on a tangent to a band name that befuddles most of the mailbag crew. If you had to do an ESPN investigative report on a childhood recess game, which one would you choose? What type of food would your restaurant specialize in? And more importantly, what clever pun name would you give to this restaurant? Patreon Exclusive: Wolfs, The Penguin, English Teacher COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike recommend you put the pod on alert. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Has your third eye been tingling? Basketball Illuminati returns tomorrow! But in the meantime, check out the only podcast that can go from Jonathan Taylor Thomas to Ricky Davis to Microplastics before even hitting the intro. In less than 3 weeks since Woj's retirement, Shams has ascended to ESPN's Senior Insider role. We parse the language used in Woj's comments that may have secretly been a Shiv to the ribs. Last week on Tom's 'The Finder' podcast with Nate Jones, Nate proposed an NBA Gauntlet complete with a points system for higher leverage games, and we dive in to it's potential outcomes. Patreon Exclusive: LeBron and Bronny share the court, and yes, more Ben Simmons. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Amin and Mayes are deployed to Fallujah but end up in Mexico for this memorial day episode unlocked from the Patreon. Grab some tacos and cervezas, shove your arm into a cannon and pick out your favorite karaoke song... it's time to GIT R DONE. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings The gang's all here to discuss the preseason blockbuster that shipped Karl Anthony Towns to the Mecca in exchange for Donte DiVincenzo, Julius Randle and a fake first round pick. Is this all about the money for Minnesota? Who is the most important Knick in the aftermath of the deal? And most importantly, how does Rudy Gobert feel? Chris Brickley has fully endorsed Ben Simmons Comeback version 3.0 and Wos proclaims Josh Giddey 'The White Ben Simmons'. Patreon Exclusive: ESPN shakeup, Industry Season 3 Finale and Zach is out on the Kelces Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings What is the most unorthodox place you've slept? What melee weapon would you use to fight an angry bear? What is the hardest vice to give up and why is it playing games on your phone? Patreon Exclusive: Internet Friends, Moo Deng & the mystery of the Chicago Booze Cruise COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes don't play with the bad boys anymore as they track down that scallywag Stavros in their iridium lensed Oakley shades. Offense gets the glory - But defense wins the game! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Zach has returned from his European Vacation and is ready to dive in on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Katie and Mo. Then we settle what the Cheese Pizza of Ice Cream is, whether you take better care of yourself in a relationship or out of it, and rip Jayson Tatum's new tattoo. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of unhoused ex-podcasters who love nothing more than hitchhiking across the country from seedy motel to seedy motel. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod  Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin  Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices