Endgame: A Riverdale Podcast

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A podcast where friends discuss the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of the trash bag that is Riverdale. Get ready for our love of Cole Sprouse, our hatred of Veronica's eyebrows, and our obsession with the way Hiram says Mija.

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    • Nov 13, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    Chapter 80 - Alpha Chad, The She-Wolf of Wall Street, and It's 2021 Chadwick

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2024 69:33


    Chapter 79- Flashback Sexual, Death Hammer (? I have no idea what I said my name was), and Not Bro Unless I Come Up with a Better Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 71:08


    We recorded this so god damn long ago, mija. We have all changed as people. We've had character development. We've had character regression. I don't even know the people who are speaking in this episode. I wish you could understand. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 78 - Chamo-mile Tea, Gingerito, and Slughead

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 65:39


    He is Risen! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 77 - The Only Lost One Worth Saving

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 7:19


    Do you like our new cover photo ;-;-;-;-; --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 75 - Clandestine Tickling Ring, Me and The Dogs, and Maple Claw

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 60:50


    Do you remember your first time being tickled, mija? Did it change you? Do you think about it? At night?As your partner sleeps beside you, oblivious? Do you crave the sweet sound of laughter? Does the feeling of this want, this craving, haunt your mind? Do you dream of it? Do you? Trigger warnings: sexual assault, murder, cults, p*dophilia, underage sexual content --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 74 - Sugar Daddy, Pre-farm Kevin, and Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023 58:49


    GRANDPAPPY POOP GRANDPAPPY POOP GRANDPAPPY POOP Trigger warnings: transphobia, homophobia, s*xual assault, stalking, physical violence --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 73 - The Conch, Bisexual Betty, and Crypto Lesbian Pulp Fiction

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2023 74:52


    Check out this list of local names, mija! Trigger warnings: physical violence, death, kidnapping, su*cide, child abuse, police brutality --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 72 - Sex Bunker of Death, The Girl Who Cried Papi, and Teen Queen of Tragedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 61:22


    ITS A GOOD DAY FOR BETTY X DONNA SHIPPERS MIJA!!!!! Trigger warnings: physical violence, su*cide, p*dophilia, filming/watching a sex tape without the consent of the person being filmed (is there a shorter word for this cause I don't know it) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 71 - Three Friends in Underwear Marinating in Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2023 58:02


    Mija, my co-host cut the best part out of this episode. Shame on him. Shame. Trigger warnings: death, stalking, physical violence, human trafficking --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 70 - Jarhead Jines, Soul Sucking Vamp, and Bison

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 61:04


    I'm not like other girls, mija. I eat raw human flesh in my spare time! Trigger warnings: stalking, human trafficking, grooming, mention of r*pe, incestuous thoughts, p*dophilia --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 69 (hehe) - Duckie, Tubby, and No Name Disease

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 64:15


    What song would you sing to reject Alpha-Wolf-Reggie, mija? Trigger warnings: human trafficking, su*cidal ideation/su*cide, physical violence, pedophilia, sexual assault, filming sexual content without consent --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 68 - Hellaciously Simple, Pleated Khaki Trash Monster, and Maplejito (an ableist bitch)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2022 64:20


    BREAKING NEWS! (news jingle plays) The rum bandit has struck again this morning at the Riverdale zoo, where multiple elephants have been found intoxicated. Zoos around the world terrified. More on this story after a word from our sponsors. (ending jingle plays) Trigger warnings: stalking, physical violence, human trafficking --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 67 - Hello Daddy, Wild Girl, and Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2022 45:48


    Cherry Bomb (Riverdale's Version) deserves to be on your Spotify wrapped, mija. Trigger warnings: human trafficking, suicidal ideation, physical violence, sexual assault, pedophilia, self harm, murder --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 66 - Lunatic Child, Mother Most Foul, and She-Goblin

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 56:18


    Have some syrup with that, m(ij)a'am. Trigger warnings: genocide, su*cide, alcoholism, parental abuse, physical violence --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 65 - College Sex and the Serial Killer Genes, Sad AV Pervert, and Butterflinger

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2022 60:33


    Tessa Leigh Williams, I would gladly kiss you on the mouth. Trigger warnings: r*pe, self harm, su*cide, conversion therapy, cults, organ harvesting, parental abuse, incest --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 64 - The Tell Tale Tie Pin, Nosy Old Turkey Waddle, and The Wrath of God

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2022 53:33


    Mija, I know it sounds like we recorded this episode from underwater. That's because we did. We haven't revealed this to you yet, but one of the podcast hosts actually suffers from fish person disease. If you'd like her to record on dry land next time, we are fundraising to try and pay for her gill surgery. Email endgameriverdalepodcast@gmail.com if you'd like to donate. If you are a fish person, you are not alone. Trigger warnings: alcoholism, cannibalism, su*cide, genocide, physical violence, sexual assault, grooming, recording sex acts without someone's consent --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 63 - Rum Tum Tonguer, Parentdale Porn, and Smooth as Cream Babe

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 51:44


    Did that Hiram scene make you hot and bothered, mija?

    Chapter 62 - The Other Mija, The Serial Killer Genes, and *sigh* no

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2022 57:42


    Add another secret sibling to the list, mija. Trigger warnings: roofies, p*dophilia, teacher child relationship, child labor, animal abuse, abusive parents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 61 - Gargoyle Boy, Captain Spandex, and Toxic Twin

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022 60:23


    Does anyone know how to get burnt bits of serial killer out of a carpet, mija? Asking for a friend. Trigger warnings: physical violence, roofies, being buried alive, gangs, child abuse, stalking, gun violence, burning alive --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 60 - Sewing Up Bro, Budding Hooligan, and The Gremlin King

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2022 59:03


    Do you ever eat turkey and wonder vaguely when your mother will die, mija? Trigger warnings: homophobia, gun violence, death, parental abuse, sexual abuse, alcoholism, bombs, cults, su*cide, torture, mutilation --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 59 - The 1969 #1 Hit Single "Sugar Sugar", Prepubescent Spank Bank, and Rumordale.com

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 65:01


    You can contact the national child abuse hotline by texting or calling 1-800-422-4453. If you are a victim of abuse, please contact someone you trust and ask for help. If you know someone being abused, help them access resources available online. If you need more information on how to get help, you can email endgameriverdalepodcast@gmail.com. Trigger warnings: physical violence, child abuse, lobotomies, stalking, taking pictures of unconsenting parties, homophobia, r*pe jokes, racism against Native Americans --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 58 - Lady Hearse, No Longer Dilfy, and Insufferable Smurf

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 63:35


    We miss you Luke Perry. It's pretty sick that you turned into mushrooms ❤️ Trigger warnings: gangs, physical violence, death, car accidents, gun violence, murder --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 57 - Hiram's Areola Size, Furry Fight, and Homoerotic Russian Roulette

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 68:00


    Welcome to the drunk, COVID infested, nippletastic season three finale, mija! Trigger warnings: drug use, organ harvesting, human trafficking, child marriage, conversion therapy, descriptions of violence --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 56 - The MAOA and CDH13 Serial Killer Genes, Gargoyle Sex, and a boring loser

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 59:45


    This is a plea for help from Genetics 101!! Please save me from my co-hosts, mija! They keep listening to Riverdale songs!! Trigger warnings: child abuse, cults, transphobia (shout out to JKR), mutilation, death, animal cruelty, su*cide, bullying, homophobia, Hiram shirtless --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 55 - Punch Drunk, Vote Choni, and Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 55:11


    How far can Archie's fists take you, mija

    Tangents Vol. 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 17:10


    Wow. I finally made the episode. And it's not even long. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 54 - Mommy Ninja Fight, Insidious Bastard, and Pisscup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 21:12


    Donate to Abortion Funds. Links: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/supportabortionfunds?refcode=1milmatch Trigger warnings: guns, cults, child brides, violence --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 52 - Captain Mija, Betty Snooper, and Beanie-Headed Beau

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 56:21


    Mija (Portuguese) Trigger warnings: mention of shootings, cults, child abuse, drug use, su*cide --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 51 (MEGA EP)- Serial Killer Father, Drug Lord Mother, Child of the Corn, and Mythic Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 82:22


    This episode has a special guest, mija!! Welcome to the podcast, Loatmeal!! (She's the best and all of you should email us about how great she is at endgameriverdalepodcast@gmail.com) Trigger warnings: cults, drug use, su*cide, mention of domestic violence, conversion therapy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 50 - Blindfolded Lapdance, Bozo Boy Toy, and Candy Epidemic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 56:58


    Me hoy minoy, mija. Trigger warnings: drugs, violence, abuse --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 49 - Daddy Emeritus, Rogue Goyle, and Daughter of Man-Son

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 55:41


    R.I.P to Riverdale, mija, ending after 7 seasons

    Chapter 48 - The Missing Fitness Hour, Ex-Con Who Walked Out of the SATs, and Vigilante Violet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 46:58


    DONATE TO U.S. ABORTION FUNDS! Any amount of money is appreciated!! Go to https://abortionfunds.org/need-abortion/ if you need help or wish to donate. Trigger warnings for this episode: cults, violence --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 47 - 50 Shades of Blackmail, Brokeback Riverdale, and Clandestine Gropes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 57:01


    Would you bottom in a bunker with a bussy full of beans, mija? Trigger warnings: homophobia, outing, slut shaming, conversion therapy, gun violence, drug use, pedophilia, alcoholism --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 46 - Gerald "Tall Boy" Petite, Not So Secret Sex Club, and Mobnipulate Mobsplain Mobwhore

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 53:40


    They make fun of sex workers in this episode. It's a bad look, mija. Cafe con leche, mija. Trigger warnings: su*cide, gun violence, alcoholism, slut shaming, drugs --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 45 - @SexyMantle on Bumble, Mrs.Mantle, and Musical Amuse Bouche

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 60:40


    I'm not like other bear attack victims, I drink root beer and soak with Jeffrey Dahmer

    Chapter 44 - Serpent Schoolchum, Sexy Robin Hood, and The Goddamn Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 59:03


    How fuckable are the smurfs, mija? Trigger warnings: bear attacks (??), drug use, abuse/violence, human trafficking, su*cide --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 43 - Ghoulunatic, Rooster Top, and Cookoo Bananas

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 56:18


    If I had a nickel for every time someones limb was cut off this season, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. Trigger warnings: drug use, medical abuse, torture, conversion therapy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 42 - Ethelhead 5eva, Mr. 21, and Psycho Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 48:49


    We looked up farm porn for this episode, mija. Trigger warnings: Archie being horny, drug use, violence/death, corporal punishment, conversion therapy, medical abuse, force feeding (???) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 41 - Dilton Doiley's Dead Dad Daryl Doiley, 16 Year Old Nerd, and Endgame

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 46:39


    How many things can you shove up your vag, mija? Trigger warnings: miscarriage, su*cide, child abuse, death/violence, kidnapping --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 40 - The Mad Emperor, The Red Palladin, and The Game Master

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 54:37


    We're here to let you know that Archie Andrews is canonically average at sex, mija. We were surprised, too. Trigger warnings: police violence, torture, child abuse, assault, su*cide --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 39 - The Fresh-aid Drainer Chalice Quest, Parents Against LARPing, and Mrs. Crabapple

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 56:47


    Listen, mija. We know apartheid was bad. The joke is that the Riverdale writers think that's a hot take. It's fucking not. Anyway this bio doesn't make sense unless you listen, mija. Trigger warnings: racism, abuse, incest, child marriage, drug use, death/violence --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 38 - Thumper, Daddy Teeth, and Viper Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 53:27


    Is it cheating if you have to go to a sex bunker to become worthy of the King's Scripture, mija? Trigger warnings: su*cide, drugs, violence --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 37 - Odd Duck, Daddy Dearest, and Don't Drink the Freshaid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 50:33


    This podcast does not support J*hn M*laney, mija. But we do use his jokes. Trigger warning: su*cide, drug use, gang violence, assault --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 36 - Insert three names here because *someone* didn't include them in this episode :)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 57:55


    We're really not good at doing this podcast, mija. If you saw the other bio, no you didn't. Trigger warnings: su*cide, abuse, drug use, conversion therapy/homophobia --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 35 - Serpent King, Strapping Conquistador Father, and Serpent Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 50:41


    Does your peepee have a hat, mija? Let us know! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 34 - Serpent Smurfette, I Love My Daddy, and Run of the Mill Psychopath

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 57:56


    Pop your pussies for the gang war, mija

    Chapter 33 - Spaghetti Bits and Milk, Ticket to Ride, and Small Fry

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 44:44


    Chapter 32? Never heard of her, mija. Also, this episode sucks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 31 (MEGA EPISODE) - Thespian Terrorism, Fuck In the Firebird, and Matricidal Revenge Fantasy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 97:49


    I swear to god this episode is actually edited. Over 40 minutes of stuff was cut I swear. I promise, mija. I tried. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 30 - Secret Gay Hookup Tunnel, Homoerotic Arm Wrestling, and Ensnared by Deviance

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 57:49


    Does the sound of Hiram saying "good boy" make you melt, mija? Can you feel his hot daddy breath on your neck, mija? Are you... ready..mija? (Trigger warning: homophobia, conversion therapy) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Tangents Vol. 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 31:12


    Boobs are sweaty/ knees weak/ arms are heavy/ there's vomit on his sweater already/ mom's spaghetti --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

    Chapter 29 - Esoteric Herbs, Reg for Prez, and Reggie "The Misogynist" Mantle

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 57:31


    Do you want some nuts to top off that shake, mija? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/endgameriverdalepodcast/message

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