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Welcome to the show that will satisfy anyone who has an uncharacteristic amount of social anxiety. If you need a side dish of humans who patronize each other: you are in for a treat.

Zac Childers and Zach Kaufman


    • Aug 31, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 109 EPISODES


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    Bathtub Electrocution

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 45:43


    Episode 108, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach give a location update. Also, Zac's audio is worse than expected.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Unicorn PoopDyson Cooling FansSalt & StrawLocal CookiesMerriam Webster: ThermosNathan For YouLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Ailment, Contingent, GenericizationMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Pressure Plate

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 57:28


    Episode 107, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach talk about their own housing crisis. Zach returns his new sweater. And Zac goes back to the airport.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Bump appWherever Whenever - ShakiraThe Adirondack Sweater in Blue Melange“We have to go back” - Lost SceneGeorge Constanza WalletAmazon Wallet with AirTagNomad Glasses Strap with AirTagLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Canon, Disgruntled, UnrulyMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Bulk Percussor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 61:36


    Episode 106, you remember it . . . Zach (allegedly) defrauds his insurance company. Zac gets adjusted in several ways. Also, burnt cheesecake?Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Basque CheesecakePolicy Genius (not a sponsor)Outdoor Voices = Y'AllTheragun miniZac's new Casper MattressOzarkGame ChangerGame Changer on YouTubeIron Chef NetflixBoy Meets Pod“Feeny” CallLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Insignatory, Calisthenics, IncredulityMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Tepid Situation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 71:58


    Episode 105, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss the happiest place on earth. Zach's living conditions are not ideal. And Zac takes a bath.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Dysentery“Not to Fifty”Zach's Tree Situatione-Pill TimeCap and Bottle - Last Opened Time Stamp - Set Up to 24 Alarms Per Day - Easy to UseBath SuppliesCoastal GrandmotherTinker CoffeeStar Wars ShirtLion King ShirtDesk Tour that inspired the PC buildPC CaseLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: C'est la Vie, Squelch, IncontinentMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Phlegm Bucket

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 61:47


    Episode 104, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss the miracle of life. Zach's shit actually does stink. And Zac (officially) has COVID.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:NBA JamFries with thatAll-Clad Waffle MakerWaffle TongsOur penDarkwing Duck“Suck Gas Evil Doers”Zach's 3D PrinterWest World OpeningWest World S4 TrailerLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Phlegm, Pièce de résistance, ShamanMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Posting Poodles

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 60:44


    Episode 102, you remember it . . . Zac subscribes to a new streaming service. Zach gets on his *soap* box. And together they discuss how to say goodbye.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:BA's CookiesBovaconti Coffee Yelp ReviewCake Bake Yelp ReviewExactly+CNN+ SubscriptionKen Burns: The National ParksBlaze and the Monster MachinesFirst Generation to Earn LessLink #1Link #2Studio DisplayTinker StreetLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Placard, Proclivity, SuccumbMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Undercover Kutcher

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 63:24


    Episode 101, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach go to Afternoon Tea. Zach breaks his fancy pen. And Zac steals some stools.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:LaCroix BoiPunk'dThe Batman Review #1The Batman Review #2The Batman Review #3Zach's Batman ReviewMark TwoMark One: Limited EditionAfternoon TeaTinker Coffee SubscriptionAwesome Coffee ClubLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Carapace, Chic, LustfullyMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Digital Date

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 64:03


    Episode 100, you remember it . . . Zach interviews from his car. Zac goes on a digital date. And Zach loses his remote.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Bn3th TechnologyZach's Remote CNN+Exactly+Steve from Blue's CluesWhy ExactlyLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Brazen, Cursory, AncillaryMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Feature Flick

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 59:35


    Episode 99, you remember it . . . Zach goes back to the movies. Zac throws axes with his family. And they check their own carpet's thickness.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Zach's Letterboxd ReviewAdam's Letterboxd ReviewLiving Room Menu of PunsKitchen Squeeze BottleThe Full MontyBetter Things Final Season TrailerThe Happy FitsThe Local ProjectShow Quote:“Don't ever organize something that you could throw away.”Like us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Pile, Unravelings, NicheMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Couple's Kink

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 64:49


    Episode 98, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss the Hallmark holidays. Zac berates billboards for their uselessness. And Zach has a short tongue?Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:“Stan” definitionZac's Kinto Bottle5 Love LanguagesEpilogue gaming doohickeyCat DogDog Cat SleevesShow Quote:“Don't ever organize something that you could throw away.”Like us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Deservedly, Buoyant, OmbréMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Robe Vibe

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 57:21


    Episode 97, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach despise the so-called metaverse. Zach deals with insomnia. And Zac de-Zucks his phone.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Amazon Treasure TruckVitamix Immersion BlenderNacho LibreTheir Home ScreensMr. CanoopsyCanoopsy on YouTubeWhat Square became: BlockThe BurbsLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Deign, Aggrieved, ConversateMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Toxic Traits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 62:57


    Episode 96, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss ramen and all the verbs in-between. Zach tries to get out of plans. And Zac cheats in Pokémon.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Prima strategy guideWordleWordle SolverGruber's Comment on CheatingThirty and Flirty and ThrivingMaruchan RamenYokohama ChinatownZac's Misen Dutch OvenZach's Tramontina frying panPenn State Creamery5G and AirplanesHBO Max: The Other TwoLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Sloshy, Rigamarole, ScourMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Tense Tinsel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 84:20


    Episode 95, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach recap resolutions circa 2021. Zac highlights his failed fortunes. Then they give (and receive) gifts.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Misty from PokémonDoin It - LL Cool JNYE with the Celebrated GaysRecipe: A Very Good Lasagna (kudos Alison)Recipe: 48-Hour Chocolate Chip Cookies (kudos Alvin)Board game that Zac forgotOops all Ugmonk The “toy noise” describedCome Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)How to Fold a Fitted SheetGiftsChunky BeanieHMM ScissorsRodeCaster Pro CoverLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Quarrel, Julienned, FeignMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Egregious Atrocity

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 61:46


    Episode 94, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach reveal what's on their wishlists. Zach finishes his unfinished basement. And Zac leaves trash in the hallway.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Make your own WishlistZac's WishlistrZach's WishlistrZach's Hullo PillowZac's Drinkware (Kinto)Zach's Awesome SocksThe in-laws' Tushy (sponsor)Zach's Headlamp (REI)Zac's Playing Cards (Theory11)Stop Using Amazon for BooksZac's AllbirdsZac's Less: Employees on TikTokZach's Less: Wingspan AppWingspan Board GameLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Açaí, Joist, SwindledMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Cabin Pressure

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 64:28


    Episode 93, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss airplane torture chambers. Zach receives a compliment from his plumber. And Zac loses everything.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:A government website!SusBig Interview sceneFree money with RakutenRakuten means “Optimism” in JapaneseJolene slowed downDO IT SLOWAlso: 45 by BleachersLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Intuit, EndeavorMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Particular Postage

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 58:37


    Episode 92, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach say how they take their coffee. Zach finds a phone then goes camping. And Zac opens doors with his feet.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Hokey Pokey: The origin taleScream 2022 TrailerDark, the Netflix seriesAcorns appRed Dead 2 trailerRed Dead 2 musicLouie Zong's latestLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Affixed, Kerfuffle, MonotonousMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Thicc Thatch

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 66:20


    Episode 91, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to TikTok (or how not). Zac has some self-inflicted car trouble. And Zach has plenty of dirt.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:TikTok: Defined by your vehicleCome To My WindowJoe DirtSunscreen StickYou have to pay for this link: A Battle Between a Great City and a Great Lake ISO - Indianapolis Symphony OrchestraThe TikTok Zach saved that makes him laugh(it's the comments on this one that are so

    Hipster Glitter

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 58:04


    Episode 90, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss online kinks. Zac puts hipster glitter on *everything* but his bagel. And Zach worries about everything else.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Apple Crisp MacchiatoGlass app Landing PageEverything But The Bagel SeasoningCards Against Humanity - EverythingHipster GlitterOnlyFans says never mindPair vs PairsAllBirds Sugar RoversYeezy Foam RunnerTed Lasso: Carol of the BellsLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate./IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Infliction, Inflection, ExtrapolationMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Laundry Limbo

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 62:22


    Episode 89, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to sell tickets the new-fashioned way. Zac shares his ideal s'mores recipe. And Zach finally makes time for a film — from 5 years ago.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:The Sandlot: The S'mores ProcessBabish YouTube ChannelMoonlightMoonlight > La La LandGlass App StoreExactly: First DateGogh to The LumeIndiana State FairZac's old bed: IKEAZac's new bed: ThumaMore Taste, Less Filling adLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Fruition, PurveyorMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Mental Bandwidth

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 56:44


    Episode 88, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach debate a cure-all for anxiety. A different person puts their fingers in Zac's mouth than he might like. Also, Zach is a tall, lanky and ticklish boy built for radio.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Anxiety causes sleepless nightsWhat are tonsils anyway?Geographic TongueChestfeeding vs BreastfeedingThe latest on Climate ChangeHow Andrew Wyeth Made A PaintingThe Diary - Dexter BritainNot a SponsorLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Substitutable, Anecdotal, AbscondMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Facebook Fraud

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 58:40


    Episode 87, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how terrible Mark Zuckerberg is for humanity. Zach describes how he writes an email. And Zac is anxious about eggs.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Drafts appGrammarly appMetaMucilFaceBook and kidsFaceBook ad review “process”ICYMI FaceBook's new (hideous) Company BrandLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Investigatory, DelineateMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Dearly Departed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 64:39


    Episode 86, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach detail how to use read receipts strategically. Zach chemically breaks down cold brew. And Zac discusses the social implications of mourning for the world to see.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Filtron Cold Brew KitZach did a bunch of (more) research on Cold Brew and Hot CoffeeVoice of Tony the TigerFixer Upper: Grave Edition“Sleep Sounds” on Apple MusicMac Richter “From Sleep” | Apple MusicAnd “Sleep” | Apple MusicWendy Williams: Another weekLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Consecrate, Cheugy, IndelibleMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Sexual Leftovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 58:18


    Episode 85, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss why to never take leftovers. Zach goes to the lake for the Fourth. And Zac details his version of foreplay.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Hilltop TavernZach said “K Grader” but meant Q Grader(As)salt your coffee - James Hoffman[Please get tested (for all things)]Like us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Sommelier, Patina, ProclivityMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Posted Poster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 54:22


    Episode 84, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss Instagram frenemies. Zach revisits fifth grade try-outs. And Zac forgets what cash (money) is.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Custom Cookies - Sugar on the SideBleachers - Gone Now on Apple MusicGSN - Friend or Foe (TV SeriesThe Friend or Foe, herself“Thirty and flirty and thriving.”Star Wars: Medieval Collection EP on Apple MusicSamuel Kim on Apple MusicStar Wars X Pirates of the Caribbean EP on Apple MusicLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Bygones, Locale, FastidiousMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Damn Dam

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 59:20


    Episode 83, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to cut out friends and foes. They share some pointless purchases. Also, Zac is ambivalent about identity theft.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:AirPods Max - Space GrayThermoWorks - Thermapen Mk 4ThermoWorks - ThermoDropEgress windowsPegs from AmazonHSMTMTS (Disney+)Love Victor (Hulu)Like us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Interrogative, Germification, EncapsulationMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Dead Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 63:06


    Episode 82 you remember it . . . Zach learns how to put swing in tree [sic]. Zac outlines the deals that occur after a garage sale is over. Also, Zach sees a black hole — or at least a crack.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Dexter's Laboratory DexterLittle People Big WorldThe MuleZach's LadderDo not Google: ‘Compound Fracture'Inside by Bo Burnham on NetflixInside album on Apple MusicLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Cavalcade, Purveyor, ContritenessMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Pizza Parlor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 69:57


    Episode 81, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach go to a pizza parlor. Zac has to use chopsticks. And Zach has to deal with the power company.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:New LaCroixZac's fancy boy towelsWhat Zach actually said about piracyWhat Zach was actually thinking of about piracyYelp review of Bread BoyBear AppZac's Apple Music pageZach's Apple Music pageThe Anthropocene ReviewedFans of the Green Brothers: Nerdfighters“You've Got Mail”KintoBombas Pride CollectionGripper SlipperLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we're desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Extol, Verge, PejorativeMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Fancy Poop

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 61:59


    Episode 80, you remember it . . . Zach has a mouse in his house. Zac goes to brunch twice. Also, fuck trains and mulch.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Lab Grown ChickenZac’s Yelp Review for TaxmanThe Only Indianapolis Brunch LocaleMicro MachinesNoclip: Roller Coaster TycoonDinoPark TycoonLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Definement, Reprimand, TycoonMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Draft Queens

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 63:41


    Episode 79, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach spread misinformation about COVID vaccines. Zac gets his coffee stolen. Also, prepare for a ‘previously on’ extravaganza.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Actually Happy ReturnsThe Schtick for Shin SplintsChris Pratt WorkoutCovid-19 Vaccine approved for adolescentsPerfect Pancakes by Alison RomanDexter Reboot TrailerLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Gamut, Comme ci, comme ça, OmbreMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Bissell Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 58:13


    Episode 78, you remember it . . . the dog dad (Zach) and dog uncle (Zac) take care of some sick pups. Zach tries to update his Kindle beside his son’s bespoke bed. And Zac learns how to steal someone’s dignity.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Meridian AgainParachute Hybrid CribThat artist linked down below (M.C. Escher)Bissell BoySplash Mountain ReimaginedWallpaper* Apple PackagingZach's Stihl ChainsawLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Transmogrify, Vehement, LoppersMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Savory Blank

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 60:53


    Episode 77, you remember it . . . Zac orders in person and online, but neither work out. Zach buys a car for $400 — *dead ass.* Also, they both overthink pre-orders for AirTag.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Ford ProbeAirTagAllegedly COVID on Surfaces (or Menus)The right thing: MeridienThe wrong thing: ManscapedYouTube review that helped ZacHow filmmakers hide camerasExample of effect in Mission ImpossibleWork in Progress with Sophia Bush (and Hillary Clinton)How to cancel alimony payments to the NYTimesLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Humidor, Squabble, LambastMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Recluse Recluses

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 61:06


    Episode 76, you remember it . . . Zach bets it all on the house — rather the foundation. Zac is on EDT but his interviewers supposedly are not. And Zach is a thalassophobiak but also (an internet) cuck.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Mark Zuckerberg covers his camera like Zachon Twitch: HometownGreen’s First Dive DownConfused about EDT?from WireCutter: Vitamix 5200Brooklinen QuizBig Mistake, HugeOat Milk is at RiskJust the Recipe, no seriouslyMalted Milk Chocolate Bourbon Ice CreamThat random final song mentioned by ZacLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Recluse, Thalassaphobia, PanacheMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Shallow Shower

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 63:19


    Episode 75, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to run in front of strangers. Zach plays his PS5 while home alone. Also, they uncover Zach’s (porn) alter ego.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:CDC Moderna GuidelinesSubnauticaJawsThe AbyssSphereAnacondaAdasina ETFDyson DemosLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Abscond, Adroit, ConsortiumMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Pilfered Person

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 59:43


    Episode 74, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach ethically debate when to get COVID vaccines. Zach embarks upon a puzzling quest. Also, Zac shares his idea for Shark Tank.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Zach’s Wallet of choiceZac’s Wallet of choiceKrispy Kreme FAQCinnamon Shrimp Toast CrunchLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Pilfered, Arduous, InordinateMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Espresso Duh

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 59:14


    Episode 73, you remember it . . . Zac gets a CT Scan — with contrast. Zach discusses sports and March Badness. Also, Zac gripes about people who instigate a “Cheers!” Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Password to Professor Dumbledore’s OfficeJohn Mulaney: Tall ChildJohn Mulaney: Nervous on Airplanes(Previously on Exactly) Pulled Over, Timestamp: 1:00:18Ellen Pompeo’s laughChristine Baranski’s laughChristine Baranski’s IMDBFriends of the Show:@paigwhitLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Besmirch, Partake, RecurringMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Supposedly Supposably

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 59:13


    Episode 72, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach talk about how much the algorithm knows. Zach gets his denim repaired. Also, Zac ‘supposably’ calls for a boycott of dictionary.comTell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:T-Rex Cozy CoupeEverything (but the bagel) SeasoningEverlaneHacking for TextsNihilism and Howl’s Moving Castle - Movies with MikeyWatch Studio Ghibli movies on HBO MaxShow Quote:“We all need something to ruin us.”Friends of the Show:PaigeLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Supposably, Irregardless, IncredulousMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Fungible Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 63:57


    Episode 71, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach have car trouble. Zach shakes somebody’s hand wrong. And Zac dismantles a smoke alarm.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Phoebe’s smoke alarmNFTs ExplainedTaco Bell NFTs and the website Zac couldn’t rememberBuy several NFTs here at getfuckeddotcom.comGrimes on Apple MusicOatly “milk”Fitness+ Time to WalkZach’s most recent KickstarterLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Unkempt, Bumble, FungibleMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Pointless Purchases

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 61:49


    Episode 70, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss how to game the resume writing racket. Zac contemplates calling in, out or off. And Zach needs a VPN to spend money safelyTell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Zach’s new stove/firepitZac’s new die-cast Poké BallStardew Valley on iOSStardew Valley Board GameWingspanJust Vibes Enamel PinsPreviously on: Kel.Lauren (they/them) on YouTubeOMG Hanners Etsy ShopSmart TVs Track Everything You WatchYou watch TV. Your TV watches back. | The Washington PostKindergartener’s Redo the English Language TikTokPixar USPS TruckStop Receiving Junk Mail25 years of PokémonLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Farce, Eschew, Non-sequitur Music: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Dental Damn

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 63:25


    Episode 69, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach return to the dentist. Zac eats and drives while critiquing constructioneers. And Zach’s furnace fails.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Ashley Judd, Star of Double Jeopardy Furnace Short CyclingMerv GriffinMERV RatingSurvivor is (almost) backLuxury Space HotelLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Fatuous, Constructioneer, Capricious)Music: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Salmonella Salad

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 62:57


    Episode 68, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach are valued app customers. They reinvent the supposed strip mall. And Zach gets sick during the Super Bowl.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Chick-Fil-A appTarget appLady Gaga Chromatica OreosDark Chocolate OreosTelevangelist saves us from CovidAdopt a child, please?#VernersOrDieNike Go FlyEase GIFLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Grocer, Modicum, Contained(er)Music: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Professor Project

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 58:41


    Episode 67, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach get duped by Robinhood. Zach details his restaurant grading system. And Zac confuses the CVS guy.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Walgreen’s NEW reward programIs The Squeeze Squoze?TikStonk MansplainingAMC gets bailed out by Main StreetSchoolhouseNYMÅNE IKEA modern-chic shadeHelp Zac get rich, Buy DOGE.Topo Chico: Chew your waterLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Tchotchke, Quell, Tout Music: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Metaphorical Spice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 56:20


    Episode 66, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach belittle friends that don’t know proper texting etiquette. Zac plays the credit game to find a new credit card. And Zach’s new kitchen appliances are in the mail.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Lunchables (and Brunchables)The (mythical) JackalopeThe Giga PetAdd a Discover Card to your WalletYuri Wong - “A Center For Ants”COVID-19 ("Blow The Wind" Remix)OP-1 InstrumentLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Putz, Savant, Echelon Music: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Most Moist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 75:24


    Episode 65, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach won’t take down their Christmas trees. Zac recalls some favorite childhood treats. And Zach wants to make cock-sucking cool again.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Big Bold Book from DEW HQQueen’s Gambit on NetflixHot Pocket recallJam, Jelly, and Preservatives | BritannicaReynolds WrapUp, Up and Away on Disney PlusSocial Debates become Songs TikTokSeashanty TikTokLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Renege, Pneumatic, Conjecture Music: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Antisocial Media

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 66:11


    Episode 64, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach join the government watch lists when trying to understand Cryptocurrency. Zac revisits the sushi section at the supermarket. And Zach really hates styrofoam.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Chipoptle’s not-so-secret Guac Recipe

    Dogsitting Debacle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 77:04


    Episode 63, you remember it . . . Zac dog sits because he can’t fathom babysitting. Zach goes to the ER but considers the consequences. And they no longer have a CCO.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Dick Clark’s and/or Ryan Seacrest’s NYESonos BeamMagic PuzzlesHow long should I keep recordsPaper Shredder Sharpening & Lubricant SheetsDo You Love MeHyundai Buys Boston Dynamics from SoftbankLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Posture, Unbeknownst, SaunterMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Recanted Resolutions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 69:42


    Episode 62, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach declare some so-called resolutions because it has been a year. Zach says ‘honestly’ too much. And Chuck-E-Cheese makes a special (previously on) appearance.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Where a Kid Can Be A KidDisney Animatronic BearsListen to Happ-E Holidays Playlist on Apple MusicHow to Make a McFlurryHumans by Brandon StrantonTartine Bread BookTartine Bread VideoNintendo Year in ReviewSoulLuxardo Maraschino CherryMcDonald’s is not a sponsor of our show, but we’re open to it.Like us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Slivered, Query, EpithetMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Jolly Jostle

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 80:29


    Episode 61, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach reminisce about their favorite Christmas traditions. They discuss mornings — both good and bad. Plus, it’s time for the annual gift exchange.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Just Say NoPS5 GiveawayNielsen-Massey VanillaUgmonk Bolt Action PenBAJA BLAST® "DYE HARD" TEEHeavy = Expensive | YouTubeKickstarter-backed AnalogMTW BackpackTaco Bell is not a sponsor of our show, but we’re open to it.Friends of the Show:@theadamvLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Jovial, Imbibement, DemarcationMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Temporary Happiness

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 59:46


    Episode 60, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach invent their own coffee shop by critiquing others. Zach experiences a ‘slept’ McDonald’s. Also, there is some temporary sadness.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:(His) AirPods Max - Zac’s Pair(& His) AirPods Max - Zach’s PairListen, we want to drive our airplanes on the ground | Daring FireballFive Lessons by Dave Chappelle | StratecheryAside: If you like the words of John Gruber & Ben Thomson: https://dithering.fmThat new new album by Taylor SwiftThat sweet sweet theme music by Louie ZongOut-of-Stock Dog Beds | ParachuteStrappy Wool Mattress Topper | ParachuteNew Disney+ Slate Announced | The VergeFolklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions on DisneyLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Asinine, Gumption, PositMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Perpetually Swollen

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 65:00


    Episode 59, you remember it . . . Zac and Zach discuss hand confidence alongside spending money during a pandemic. Also, Zach gets an unexpected — but also expected — call from his mortgage boy.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:ParachutePublic BikesWake-The-Fuck-Up DrinkBedside Ambient SoundsThe Great British Bake OffLittle BritainMatt LucasLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Maskne, Parlay, BlytheMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Window Waves

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 61:48


    Episode 58, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach say hello to strangers at a window, garage door, and around the block. Also, their psyches reveal themselves.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Transitional Style 101Monkey WrenchHow to Watch Chip and Joanna Gaines’ Magnolia NetworkHillbilly ElegyZach’s LetterboxdFollow Glenn Close on InstagramNever be cheap in the BedroomMoment Travel WearLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Admonish, Pendullumatic, IndubitablyMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

    Gobble Gallop

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 66:45


    Episode 57, you remember it . . . It’s the one where Zac and Zach share their Thanksgiving plans. Also, Zach tries to sell his iPhone.Tell us your anxiety, send us a postcard:PO Box 44546Indianapolis, IN 46244Or do so digitally:postcard@exactlypodcast.com Show Notes:Hannah-BarberaZac’s “Free” Allbirds ApparelTaco Bell App and RewardsWhat Zac thought Zach meant from Fellow: The RavenWhat Zach actually meant: The ClydeParachute Miley Cyrus remixes Stevie NicksLike us? Then like us. Leave a rating and a review. It helps people find us — and we’re desperate. /IGˈZAK(T)LĒ/LEXICON: Prelude, Pneumonics, BlasphemousMusic: Cream & Sugar x Louie Zong

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