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    • May 4, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 13m AVG DURATION
    • 436 EPISODES

    4.6 from 52 ratings Listeners of Hack the Net that love the show mention: louisa, apparently, jeff, matt, jokes, hilarious, guys, favorite podcast, review, heard, definitely, started, funny, love, job, work, good, show, listening, time.


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    The Hack the Net podcast is an absolute delight for anyone in need of a good laugh. Hosted by Matt, Jeff, and Louisa, this podcast offers a constant stream of comedy that will have you laughing uncontrollably and even getting the hiccups from laughter overload. Whether they're goofing around or engaging in insightful discussions, the chemistry between the hosts shines through and makes it feel like you're hanging out with old friends.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the sheer amount of fun and entertainment it provides. The hosts have great comedic timing and their banter is infectious. They effortlessly blend pop culture references with sound advice on a variety of topics, making for a well-rounded listening experience. The show also benefits from their willingness to share personal anecdotes and talk about what they did the previous week, giving it a relatable and down-to-earth feel. Additionally, their responsiveness on Discord and social media adds an interactive element that enhances the listener's connection to the show.

    However, like any podcast, there are some potential drawbacks. While the casual chat format may be enjoyable for many listeners who appreciate friends just chatting, others might prefer a more structured approach or deeper analysis of certain topics. Additionally, as with any comedy podcast that relies heavily on jokes and humor, individual preferences for humor may vary. What one person finds hilarious, another might not resonate with as much.

    In conclusion, if you enjoy constant comedy and a group of friends working together to create an entertaining show, then Hack the Net is definitely worth checking out. Matt, Jeff, and Louisa bring their unique personalities and perspectives to each episode, resulting in a dynamic podcast that will keep you entertained from start to finish. So sit back, relax, and let this hilarious trio make your day a little brighter with their infectious laughter-inducing antics.



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    Hack the Net 259 – Doomsday, Dice, and Dickensian

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 69:41


    I forgot what we talked about between recording and editing this sorry

    Hack the Net 258 – Miyazaki, Murder, and Mysteries

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 77:23


    I would watch a Miyazaki murder mystery tbh.

    Hack the Net 257 – Xylitol, Xerxes, and Xanadu

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 63:07


    April fool of you, the real title is Hack the Net 257 - Ludwig, Lollygagging, and Length

    Hack the Net 256 – Severance, Spies, and Struwwelpeter

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 81:15


    Low to moderate spoilers for Severance.

    Hack the Net 255 – Celts, Chimeras, and Catholicism

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 66:25


    Hail, and well-met, traveller. Sit by the fire a while, if ye be friend.

    Hack the Net 254 – Nostalgia, Nice Weather, and Nickelodeon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 72:14


    We're on our normal topics: Dragon Quest, the weather, and 90s pop culture.

    Hack the Net 253 – Avowed, Ape, and Androids

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 72:24


    It's a great time to be an ape, this year.

    Hack the Net 251 – Gear, Goblins, and Gamechanger

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 61:00


    Very typical topics for us, really.

    Hack the Net 250 – Dungeons, Demons, and Describing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 82:14


    Our 250th episode spectacular, if you don't count the ones before the renumbering.

    Hack the Net 249 – Fitness, Films, and Fashion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 67:54


    Please enjoy this episode where Jeff is very ill.

    Hack the Net 248 – Resolutions, Recipes, and Remakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2025 94:56


    We snuff out Father Time and transfer his essence into another Baby New Year. It's horrible but it has to be done.

    Hack the Net 247 – Yellowjackets, Yuletide, and Yennefer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 81:59


    Merry Christmas, you old building and loan!

    Hack the Net 246 – Wicked, Wizards of the Coast, and Wikipedia

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2024 63:30


    Typical talking topics for the top trio to talk about.

    Hack the Net 245 – Quests, Quizzes, and Quandaries

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 71:14


    Do ye accept thy greaght questte?

    Hack the Net 244 – Multicart, Morals, and Moneymaking

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 70:11


    Learn what Final Fantasy is REALLY about in this one.

    Hack the Net 243 – PlayStation, Picnic, and Pumpkin

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2024 59:26


    Get into an autumnal mood with us, boils and ghouls and also... non-boonary people?? How do you Halloweenify inclusive language

    Hack the Net 242 – Boat Songs, Beetlejuice, and Bean Paste

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 91:46


    More show for your show holes!

    Hack the Net 241 – Legends, Lands, and Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 94:17


    In our truest-to-form episode yet, we decide how best to date each canonical Universal Monster.

    Hack the Net 240 – Amleth, Astrid, and Agatha

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2024 86:54


    In this one, we chat about Blorbo, from your shows.

    Hack the Net 239 – Seasons, Scares, and Songs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 66:43


    This week, we start Halloween early!

    Hack the Net 238 – Crafts, Costumes, and Cinema

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2024 70:38


    HAHA WHOOPS, I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS EARLIER IN THE WEEK LOL. Our usual topics tbh...

    Hack the Net 237 – Darbs, Dorff, and Dioramas

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2024 68:49


    This episode is the cat's pajamas, with all your favorite lens-louses yapping about nothing!

    Hack the Net 236 – Dancing, Donuts, and Design

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 66:03


    This week, we chat about celebrational pastries, boogeying down, and getting over it!

    Hack the Net 235 – TV, Trap, and Taskmaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024


    Back after a short break to chat about our summer seasons!

    Hack the Net 234 – Fruit, Factorio, and Famousbirthdays.com

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024


    My apologies to the Factorio guy, who isn't a Gamergate CHUD, but just a bit overly defensive online about stuff. He got hollered at for following someone on Twitter who people don't like, and his reaction was cringe, but I don't know if he has any foul beliefs beyond that!

    Hack the Net 233 – Machines, Mets, and Manicures

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 69:18


    Welcome back to us, the Baseball Boys. Please enjoy our sportscast!

    Hack the Net 232 – Puppets, Plushies, and Prince

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2024 61:35


    Remember, if you didn't like something one of us said in this episode, it was actually said by a hateful puppet we use as part of our comedy act.

    Hack the Net 231 – Fathers, Fantastic Four, and Farquaad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 75:31


    Please note that we do not actually discuss Lord Farquaad, nor even say his name.

    Hack the Net 230 – Italians, Illumination, and Injuries

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2024


    Mama mia, much Minions murmuring, Matt made!

    Hack the Net 229 – Mechs, Martyrs, and Memorial Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2024


    We play our funnest game yet, one which we are also very bad at.

    Hack the Net 228 – Animatronics, Animal Well, and Anjin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 93:37


    Some bigtime recs for games and TV, our favorite activities.

    Hack the Net 227 – Vault-Tec, Value, and Vampirism

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2024 64:00


    A good one this week, instead of bad like we sometimes decide to do on purpose. :)

    Hack the Net 226 – Steampunk, Sandwiches, and Star Trek

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 72:36


    Can you imagine eating a sandwich while watching a steampunk reboot of Star Trek? Me neither.

    Hack the Net 225 – Dice, Deckbuilding, and Dick Dastardly

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2024 75:36


    This is the first episode of the sequel podcast we've been developing, entering early access right now on iTunes or whatever.

    Hack the Net 224 – Balatro, Bombadil, and Bread (corn)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024 68:26


    Three normal topics from the three most normal people ever to exist.

    Hack the Net 223 – Smoothies, Spoilers, and Sword Coast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2024 74:48


    Please enjoy our little games, such as guessing the age of many types of elf.

    Hack the Net 222 – Studio Ghibli, Spider-Man, and Squaresoft

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 121:38


    I heard from my uncle who works at Nintendo that the remake of Chrono Trigger will be animated by Studio Ghibli and have Spider-Man as an unlockable character.

    Hack the Net 221 – Vanilla, Vampires, and Void Stranger

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 83:42


    Gaze into our void.

    Hack the Net 220 – Circuses, Circuitry, and Child Actors

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2024 84:40


    We relitigate the labor disputes on the early 20th century, and come to some shocking conclusions!

    Hack the Net 219 – Space, Stars, and Sports

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2024


    We're back to chat football, fantasy RPGs, and food!

    Hack the Net 218 – Gear, Gadgets, and Gizmos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2024 87:43


    Join us for a thorough deepdive into the world of whozits and whatsits galore.

    Hack the Net 217 – Christmas, Copyright, and Clickbait

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2024 83:17


    Our first episode of 2024! Enjoy.

    Hack the Net 216 – Pope’s Exorcist, Plex Piracy, and Prince

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2024 62:17


    We took a long holidays-related break, so this one's been stewing for a few weeks. Should still be good though. Just listen around any moldy spots.

    Hack the Net 215 – Menus, Mordor, and Mike Flanagan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2023 91:19


    Welcome to the Hotel titanic, where you can order from the first-class menu, but you cannot simply walk out!

    Hack the Net 214 – Video Games, Virtual Tabletop, and Vinegar

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2023 98:27


    We took a few weeks off for various holidays, so apologies for the lateness on this one!

    Hack the Net 213 – Hobgoblins, Hacking, and Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 90:35


    We finally got some pictures of that menace, The Spider-Man 2 for PlayStation 5.

    Hack the Net 212 – Poaching, Puzzling, and Printing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 61:17


    Hey, I can be the answerI'm ready to dance when the vamp up

    Hack the Net 211 – Covers, Concerts, and Cuisine

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 65:25


    Jeff's gonna go see a concert film. Louisa plans dinner and a movie. Matt hosts a game show.

    Hack the Net 210 – Concerts, Chandrayaan, and Content

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 75:43


    We're heading to the moon on this one. Come along with us, please.

    Hack the Net 209 – Pocket Monsters, Pants, and Peter Parker

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 71:56


    Join us for another regular normal one! Thank you!

    Hack the Net 208 – Deep Space, Donuts, and Detectives

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 78:03


    Kept you waiting, huh?

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