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You're invited into the wonderful world of the Cross's. It's not just a nursery rhyme, its not a baking show, It's laughs and endless possibilities. Jaymi, Cameron, and Carrington Cross will be your tour guides on the adventure of a lifetime. overselling?

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    • Jun 4, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
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    • 136 EPISODES

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    The Hot Cross Buns podcast is, without a doubt, the #1 podcast in my book. This hilarious and clean comedy show offers a refreshing take on humor that is both educational and entertaining. The hosts of this podcast truly get it and provide answers to life's hard questions that you didn't even know you had.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is its ability to combine humor with education. Whether it's learning about how babies are made or discovering that giraffes eat bones, you're bound to walk away from each episode having learned something new. The hosts have a knack for taking seemingly nonsensical questions, like how fast a lion walks while putting on pants, and providing humorous yet plausible answers. Additionally, the podcast incorporates various characters such as the French love doctor and Surfer Dave, which adds another level of entertainment to each episode.

    However, one downside to The Hot Cross Buns podcast is that it may not be suitable for all settings. While the humor is undoubtedly funny, it can be difficult to listen to while at work or working out due to its laugh-out-loud nature. If you're looking for a more subtle form of comedy that won't make you burst into laughter unexpectedly, this podcast may not be for you in those particular situations.

    In conclusion, The Hot Cross Buns podcast is an absolute gem in the world of comedy podcasts. Its unique blend of humor, education, and relatable content sets it apart from other shows in its genre. While it may not be ideal for certain environments where uncontrollable laughter would be inappropriate, this podcast is an absolute must-listen if you're ready to laugh until your sides hurt.



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    Hot Cross Buns 134: Megan's Mystery, Batman, Dying on Hills

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 78:38


    Breaking up without losing the friendship is delicate, but totally possible if you're honest, kind, and respectful. Here's a step-by-step guide that can help, straight from Chat GPT: 1. Be Clear About Your Feelings Don't give false hope. If you're ending the romantic part of the relationship, be honest and clear about that. Example: “I care about you deeply, but I've realized I no longer feel the kind of connection I think we both deserve in a relationship.” 2. Acknowledge Their Feelings Breakups affect both people, even if you're the one initiating it. Let them express how they feel. Don't try to fix their pain—just listen. 3. Explain That You Value the Friendship Be explicit. Say you still care and want them in your life in a meaningful way. Example: “You're one of the most important people to me, and I'd love for us to stay in each other's lives as friends.” 4. Give Them Space This is the hard part—but crucial. Even if you both want to stay friends, transitioning out of a romantic relationship takes time and emotional distance. Let them take the lead on how much space they need. 5. Redefine the Relationship When the time feels right (this could be weeks or months), check in and slowly rebuild your friendship from a new place. Do platonic things together. Avoid flirty behavior that could blur lines. 6. Respect the Outcome Some people can't be friends with an ex. If they decide they need to step away, let them go with love and grace. That is part of caring for them, too.   Thank you for listening!! These descriptions will just get lazier and lazier if people keep ignoring them.    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 133: Platypus, Who's Catchphrase is it, Feudal.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 66:16


    Hi, listen to the episode. You will laugh. Hopefully.    Did you know that Feudal Japan was a period of history in Japanese? Many people think that "feudal" is the same thing as "futile"; it is, in fact, not even remotely close to the same. Feudal Japan refers to a period in Japanese history, roughly the 12th to 19th century. This is when the government was largely run by a system of military rule and land-based hierarchy similar to medieval Europe. There was an Emperor who really had no power and acted mainly as a figurehead, a Shogun, who had most of the military and political power, and the Daimyo, who were rich landlords, who were powerful enough to have their own armies. This was the time of Samurai, Shinobi(basically ninjas), and all the other crazy stereotypical Japanese things we see from movies and TV. This period lasted from around 1185 to 1868 and really only lasted because Japan was so closed off from the rest of the world. The end came about because the emperor regained power and then opened Japan up to the rest of the world. Also, crazy that around 60 years later, they wanted to kill everyone, or mostly everyone at least. HAHA!! Thank you for reading!! Oh, and listening, but that's secondary.    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 132: Cam's Clyde, Gorilla vs mans, Games

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 69:18


    Hello, we've been trying to contact you about your car's soon-to-expire warranty.    This week, the boys were tired bois, at least Jaymi and Carrington were. Regardlessly irregardless, we pressed on, because we could not let you, the wonderful, beautiful, hilarious listener, down. So we started with the hot topic of "1 Gorilla vs 100 Men", it was brain-deadening. After that, Clyde showed up, but with a twist! We played hypothetical trivia and then fell asleep smiling. It was beautiful. Thank you for listening. You may be making questionable decisions by doing so, but hey, at least we're here together.    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 131: Gas Station Cheese, Fact or Cap, Exhaustion

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 68:56


    Another week has passed, and yet another week has gone by. Hot Cross Buns has been released, time to watch our brain cells die.   No editors "Did You Know" this week, this episode was very annoying to edit, so suffer. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!!! Love you, muah!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 130: Dirty 130, Androgynous Jaymi, Percy is WALKING

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 69:31


    This one got a little heavy on the inuendos, sorry?    I'm done. No more descriptions. From now on, I'll just write about interesting facts in history. Did you know Nordic Runes have more meaning than just being a letter? Each individual "letter" also has profound spiritual, emotional, and social meaning. The rune making the "S" sound in Elder Futhark, for example, also means sun or victory. Over time, especially after the Viking age, the language used by Danes, Swedes, and Norwegians diverged from each other due to outside cultural and religious influences, with runes dying out almost entirely, except in Sweden, where they were used until the 1800s! I just like the idea of letters inside of names having more, and deeper meaning than just their phonetic sounds. The Vikings were sick. Thank you for listening!! Also, if you read this, look up what the letters in your name mean in Elder Futhark. It's pretty friggen cool.    Email: Hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/Tiktok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns129: Carrington's Game, Buh Bye, Megan's Mystery

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 63:17


    We yapped, and that's pretty much it.     Email: Hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: Hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 128: Ashes, How Dairy, Pirates

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 91:47


    I think the title speaks for itself, wouldn't even need a description, plus nobody reads these things. So let's do some odd facts sharing. Facts telling? I'm gonna learn you some facts. Did you know in the 14th century during the black plague, many parts of Europe killed off dang near all of their cat and dog population? The belief was that since these animals carried fleas they had to be the source of the plague, and black cats have always been surrounded by superstitious weirdness. Ironically, this made the spread of the disease much worse, since the humans took away the natural predator of rats, which were the actual carriers of the plague, LOL am I right? Anyhowsers, thanks for listening and reading, nerd. Love you.    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 127: Games, Games, Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 66:14


    This week, it was lively, maybe a bit too lively. Things were said, comments were made, and we might not come back from this one. We'll be fine though, right? We start off with our normal humdrum, Jaymi prattles on forever about some sacred tangent he had. Cameron talks about deporting everyone who has caused him minor inconvenience, and Carrington just sat there and giggled uncomfortably like a corporate stooge does. After that we get into the games, there are two, both were fun, but you'll have to listen to see what they are. That's listener retention babyyy!! Thank you for listening!! Please high five your dog for me.    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 126: Back to Poo, Sacred Tangents, Clyde.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2025 69:10


    Maturing is being able to hold multiple emotions at the same time. - Jaymi Cross   Hi, we hope this finds you well, not in a well, but more in the internal sense of the word. This week on your favorite podcast it was a blast, Jaymi talked and talked and talked about having a second podcast while Carrington and Cam just have to sit and listen as they are being betrayed. Then Clyde(your friendly neighborhood astral traveler) possessed Jaymi as payback for his betrayal. Other than that its more of what you expect from the three of us, giggling, poop jokes, and talking crap about celebrities. Thank you for listening, now go kiss your valentine.    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 125: North Korea, 2025 We're Alive? Cows.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2025 57:43


    Hello, welcome to the land of fantastic wonders and made-up words!! This week, we talked to Cam about alllllll the countries he's been to, he is the most traveled of all of us after all, and hence the coolest. Honestly, we talked about that for most of the time, all the atrocities that happen in other countries, like TikTok being banned in some of them! How do people even live?!?! After that, we discuss Marvel movies, nerds one and all. Jaymi called Wonder Woman a Marvel character and surprisingly went un-flamed. Then we finish it by making fun of Joe Rogan, because why not mock the most famous podcast on the planet! That about sums it up, just another wacky, wild, weird podcast. Thank you for listening, remember to comment down below, we definitely read them.    Email: Hotcrossbuns@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 124: Most Likely, Homeless, Partay

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 67:33


    Happy Birthday Cam, you're obviously the funniest.    This week on the #1 podcast, we return to our roots. What are those roots? Well, it's the place we grew from, the place we call home. That place is sitting in a room, talking about absolutely nothing, but also, everything, simultaneously. Honestly, it's a skill, so you're welcome. We start off by talking about homeless people in Russia, and around the world, that's right we're international like that. Next, Jaymi had something I'm sure, he probably talked for a while about how cool his baby is or something like that, I tune him out constantly at this point so I don't remember. After that, we play a game. A game of wit, whim, and wisdom. You'll see, it's hilarious. Thank you for listening!!! Have a spectacular day, unless you're a mean person. If so, I hope you dump coffee on your pinky toe.    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 123: Found Cam, Quoismas Overload, Year in Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 75:40


    Merry New Year and a happy Quoismas to all!!!    This week, we found Cam. We never lost him, or at least a third of us never lost him, but now we all found him. He was in your closet the whole time. After that, we explored the world!! That's right, we explored the WHOLE WORLD!! Rather, we explored some weird and downright disturbing Holiday traditions from around the world. There are goats, spiders, giant man-eating cats, and roller skating!! After that, Cam tries to do a year in review, secretly just wanting to talk about how much fun he had this year, silly bald guy! This has been a phenomenal year for the podcast. We definitely haven't "pushed" to grow, but yet you're all still here and that is insane. Thank you for continuing to share this experience with us, it's a blast to share it with you. Now go laugh!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 122: Lost Cam, The Polls, Centrifugal Birth

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 77:48


    Merry Early Christmas!   This week we talk about pretty much everything but Christmas. We lost Cam and with no direction things got a little out of control. This included lots of bathroom talk which is apparently what Instagram is interested in. We also touch on strange patents and Jaymi tells us about Percy's love of chicken. Man that boy loves chicken! Thank you for listening and we hope you enjoy the sode!     Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com   Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod  

    Hot Cross Buns 121: Questions, Compliments, Uncomfortable

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 71:39


    Compliments are fun to give but are sometimes not so fun to receive sometimes, maybe.   This week on the cast of the pod, we literally just did questions, like that is it, we did do a bunch of stuff inside those questions, but it was mainly questions. One of those things was calling out the character traits in each brother, it was, uncomfortable. There was swearing and just general unrest having to sit and listen to the other two shower you with compliments, I mean who likes hearing good things about yourself?!? We may need to work on that. After that we dipped into Not Cross Buns, then continued on with questions and our regular moronic, flashy, sense of humor, it was great. Thank you for listening and laughing, you laughed right???? LOVE YOOOOUUUU!!!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 120: The Election, Humpty Dumpty, Movie Sleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 71:51


    Do something that scares you every day, and you will be a little scared every day, or something like that.   This week, we turned into a politically incorrect political podcast. Not really, but that sounded funny. We talk about politics more than usual for this podcast, but hopefully, we sprinkled enough funnies in there to keep our comedy status. Honestly, that was most of the meat and potatoes of this podcast, think of it as a serious, sometimes unserious, episode. After that, we discuss how badly the people we love can hurt us(HAHAHA), and how little sleep action movie characters sleep, It's a weird conversation but whatcha gonna do bout it? Let us know what you thought about a more serious episode, we hope it was at least interesting or thought-provoking, sometimes we actually think before we speak. Amazing!! Thank you for listening, turkey day is coming.      Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 119: Flesh Vessel, Baby Birds, Egg to Vegetable.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2024 64:32


    Rise so high, in mud you lie. So take a shower idiot.    Hi, we talk about a lot in this episode, like 50 different subjects in one hour. So how about we mention what we don't talk about. The election doesn't come up, because we're so near-sighted we forgot it was even gonna be over when this comes out. We don't talk about space, because why would we? Lastly, we do not mention the insane social implications that WWII had on the world. I know you will all be sad about that but hey, we're just three white dudes with a podcast, go google it. Have fun this week, but maybe take an extra 3 minutes before you make that social media post. Thank you for listening!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 118: Traffic vs Pedestrians, Bathroom Chat, Hypothetical Trivia.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 56:40


    Once again, your favorite podcast is back, bringing all the pertinent information and social irregularities to light. It will save your life. First off, Carrington's got a beef, a big ole stinky beef with the entire driving population. Hide your driver's licenses because he's coming for them, and he doesn't ask more than twice. Well, maybe sometimes he'll ask three times, but that's the max, usually. Next up, Jaymi brings up a time-old question that started back on the Ark with Noah and his family. That being, what is the correct response to someone knocking on the bathroom door while you're taking care of, business? Should you ask a question back? Ask how their day is going? Maybe crack the door to shake their hand? Don't worry, we'll give you the answer, just sit back and learn. Last off, we play a quickly coordinated game of hypothetical trivia, which went swimmingly for being put together in .69 seconds. Nice! Thank you for listening, if you made it through this bombastic fantastic episode you are truly a strange one, and that makes you special! whether in a good way or not is yet to be seen.    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Dead Instagram/TikTok: hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 117: Tesla, Budding Young Man, Change Game.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 70:02


    The strongest combatant of the darkness is not raw power, but the light, so night lights should be mandatory.    This week on your favorite podcast we all had a case of the giggles. We giggled talking about Cam's new Tesla, and the weird things people believe about the cars. We giggle at Carrington's voice cracking every time he spoke. We giggled whenever Jaymi did anything because we allllll know he's the funniest, or whatever. We played the Change Game, I'll let you decide how it went. Overall it we had a ton of fun, and we hope you did as well. Thank you for listening!!!     Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 116: Ruthie is Our Guest, Ruthie is Our Friend, Ruthie is Married

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 77:32


    Hello, if you couldn't tell, we have a guest, and her name is Ruthie.   This week was a blast, not only did we have the three boy crackheads, we added a girl crackhead in the mix!!! We start with getting to know our guest a bit, well we know her already but we let you guys get to know her, we're chill like that. After talking about her wedding (apparently, that's important or whatever), we dive straight into asking her for her best marriage advice!! She didn't have much, but what she did give us will make us feel bad about our marriages for the rest of our lives, YAY!! Next up Jaymi brings another riddle, it will leave your noodle twisted, in a bad way. Finally, we end the podcast with a little game of "Who Would You Rather" for our guest. Cameron brought it so obviously it was the most fun!!! Honestly, this one was difficult to record since we've never had a guest, so if you enjoyed it, or hated it, your feedback would be amazing. Thank you for listening you big beautiful human!!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 115: Batman, Clyde, Word Association

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 63:09


    Bippitiy boppity boo. You're going to laugh and probably poo.   This week in the world of Cross, we had two whole guests!! Both were unexpected and neither were asked to be here, but they showed up, yay? First, we had Batman, the Dark Knight showed up and saved the day, answering questions and giving top secret information on his bat suit. After that, we laughed and cried, and then Clyde showed up for noodle twister so we just cried more. Following that, our noodles were pretty twisted so we just finished up with a short game and called it a night, we did not last long after that twisting. As always, thank you for listening, smiling, and being a part of our madness. See you next time ya big ole softy!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 114: Would You Rather, Music Festivals, Did You Like That?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2024 78:44


    Hello Neighbor,   Get ready to laugh out loud, because it's time for your favorite podcast!!! We start with Jaymi trying to turn us into an ASMR podcast, it lasts about 11 seconds but he still tried! Next on the unseen agenda we play Would You Rather, brought to you by a sprinkle of the internet and Cameron! We got off the rails quite a few times in this episode, we saw some rabbits going down their trails and we could not leave them unfollowed. The wilderness must be explored!! Thank you for listening, see you star side!!     Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 113: Olympics, Banks, Printing Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 65:32


    Happy anniversary!!    This week on your favorite podcast, we didn't talk about much, you could just skip this one. Now that all the gullible ones are gone, we actually talked about soooooo much, got em. We start by breaking down the Olympics, sport by sport, going over every detail of the rules and regulations. Friggen got you again, didn't I!? we actually just talked about how bad we would be at every sport, but in an entertaining kind of way. Other than that, it was pretty chill. Just go listen!    I doubt it's anyone's anniversary actually.   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 112: Politics, How White Are We, We Play Volleyball

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 67:06


    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.    This week should be tagged as an educational podcast honestly. We learn Jaymi's voting is restricted only by whether the candidate plays golf or not(just kidding?), and we learn just how white we actually are, spoiler; we are very very white. We are also proud to announce that we are now athletes, terrible athletes, but athletes nonetheless. Other than that it's the same old same old. Carrington got a dog and is also waiting to hear back from the internet to see what "cookies" are. Sit down, grab a big ole glass of milk, and try not to snort, I dare you. Thank you for listening, also thank you for reading this if you got this far. I try to make you laugh from reading these as much as you laugh from listening to the episode, its a low bar.      Email: Hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @Hotcrossbunspod  

    Hot Cross Buns 111: Blues Clues, Carrington's Questions, Fact or Cap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 62:32


    A short time ago, in a galaxy very very close.   three brothers take on the immense challenge of catching your tiny, itty bitty, TikTok abused attention span. They begin with a guaranteed ear catcher, Blues Clues!! Next up, our handsome adventurers take a journey to their next destination, Carrington's questions, where they are overcome with trepidations and trials. After that, and a quick poddy break, they start a game of wits between them, FACT OR CAP!! Will they succeed in catching your attention? Will they make you giggle and fart? Listen and find out, if you dare.    Thanks for listening or whatever   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 110: We Bring the News, Hyperbolic, the Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 68:04


    Hi,   This week on the World Famous Podcast, we've got fire, we've got lions, and we actually have neither of those. We start off straight away with bringing you the most irrelevant and mind boggling news you ever done heard. After that it's a little foggy, but I know we discussed many hilarious and sad things, including the presidential debate. Thank you for enjoying our chaos, we enjoy doing it for you. Muah, goodbye.     Email: Hotcrossbuns@gmail.com IG/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 109: Carrington's "Camping", Carrington's Questions, Carrington's Buns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 57:54


    Push it, push it real good. My question is, what are we actually pushing?   This week, Cameron gets the big boy chair, because Carrington is gone and we fiiinally get to party!! We start off low and slow, as low and slow as two autistic cheetahs go, but still. Some truly wonderful people asked Carrington some questions, since Carrington declined to attend, Jaymi and Cameron stepped up to the plate and answered in his stead. The answers were about as accurate as a Stephen Hawking free throw attempt, dilly dilly!! Next up is a surprise, so, just listen ya dingus. After the monumental surprise, Jaymi brings a very boring news story, and surprisingly we talked about it for forever and it ended up being hilarious, to us at least. Thank you for listening you gorgeous specimen.    Email: hotcrossbuns@gmail.com TikTok/Instagram: @Hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 108: Jaymi is Here(and Brit), Smarter Than an Eighth Grader, Potatoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 64:06


    Welcome home, glad you could join us.   This week we rejoice our favorite cracked out brothers return! That's right Jaymi has returned, and brought our FAVORITE(and only) sister with him! There's lots of chatter about our new nephew Percy so get ready to here about allllll his poops and pees, it... is... riveting. Brit helps us play a new game, then we go ham on potatoes, you'll be hungry by the end as long as the poo and pee doesn't put a damper on that. Just another run of the mill Wednesday morning, enjoy the rest of your week, we know we will! Thank you for listening, you're as beautiful as you could be.     Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 107: Jaymis Gone(finally), Livin on a Sign? Chicken Nug.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 49:26


    We did it, no clue what, but I'm sure we did it.    Hello, Jaymis gone and we didn't even care, we did just ffiiinne without him and enjoyed every second, don't miss him at all!! Other than that we didn't really talk about much, basically just rejoiced for the piece and quiet for once and how their new baby was soooooo cute. Honestly, don't even listen, just go message Jaymi and tell him congrats, maybe he'll get the hint and just never come back. I think we'll just kick his big stupid head off the podcast, that'll show him he shouldn't have abandoned us. Thanks for listening, please come back Jaymi.   Got questions?  Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com  Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 106: Pretzel Dogs, Alien Loving, Livin La Vida Velveeta

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2024 68:46


    Hello mother hubbard hey hi how ya durn.   Have you heard of the new, cutting edge cheesy delicious item coming from your favorite block cheese company? Well if you haven't you're about to because we cover it(in depth) this week on the number one podcast!! We also get down into the nitty gritty on a very important subject, something near and dear to our hearts! Which kiss is the most intimate! Now this might seem like an obvious answer, but believe me, we can overcomplicate anything. After our journey into the Song of Solomon, we discuss a couple other subjects of different levels of importance, solving each with panache and poise. Want to know more? Well then go listen ya cheese head(sorry Wisconsonians). Thanks for listening, love you, no you, no you hang up, k.. bye.   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 105: Jaymi is Jasmin, Hypothetical Trivia, Fever Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 69:52


    Helllllloooooo.   This week was a little, different, but that's what you get when you put three raging Dayquil enthusiasts in a room together for an hour! I don't know how to put into better words what we talked about this week other than the title. Kind of just bipped and bopped all over the place following Jaymi's magic carpet ride to wherever it took us! There was some semblance of direction playing Hypothetical Trivia, but even that went feverish. Buckle up grab, your cashew meat and pickles, and enjoy this weeks wispy wonderland of wonders. We love you, at least most of you, maybe.     Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram/Tiktok: hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 104: Cam Gets Roasted, The Pickling, Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2024 88:00


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    Hot Cross Buns 103: Subway, Glickles, Listener Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 114:25


    It's another long one!! This week we let ourselves go again, kind of just hit record and let it rip. We begin our journey with subway, delving into some exciting new products that have been a long time coming, it is riveting. Next up Jaymi brings a fresh new idea with a pickily twist, it sounds delicious. After all that and more we dive into some listener questions, there are so so many we didn't quite get to all of them but not to worry we'll get to them next episode. All in all it was time well spent, we may have toed some lines but we sure had plenty of laughs to go around, and we hope you did as well. Thank you for listening, you are amazing!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instgram/TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 102: Jaymis Comedy Cringe, Bull Riding, Shower Pee

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 64:01


    This week on the WORLD FAMOUS PODCAST, we start with a fight, Carrington jumped in Jaymis shorts then Jaymi jumped back into Carringtons shorts, and Cameron(ever the peacemaker) cooled the whole situation down with his smooth words. After that it was all kind of a blur, we chatted about bulls, riding bulls, Baseball, peeing in the shower, showers in general, Lebron James, and Jaymis terribly cringy sense of humor. All of that and probably more is waiting for you so dive on in!! To all you new listeners, welcome to our wonderful world!! to all you veterans, thank you for sticking around, you're pretty alright.   Got Questions?    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 101: The Longest Episode Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 106:19


    More weeks have come and gone but the boys are back in town, and this episode is a LLOOONNGGG one. We highly encourage breaks, and dont forget to drink water and touch some grass in between sessions. We begin our journey with a trip into Jaymi's vast memory palace, visiting the many rooms and gardens within. After that we have a "phone call" with one of Cameron's gamer friends. Which leads us to the return of our wonderfully annoying friend, Clyde the astral traveler. Following his many moronic riddles, we take a trip to Instagram-land and go over some wonderful responses from you the listeners, relationships were ended because of this. Thank you for interacting and playing along with us as we continue making this podcast, we're having a damn good time, and we hope you are as well.      Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod   TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 100: 100, 100, 100

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2024 70:06


    This week on the world famous podcast, a momentous occasion is upon us. The 100th episode is here, Jaymi ruins it by mentioning there were some half episode numbers in there and our first episode has mysteriously disappeared, but we're going to ignore the Debby downer and say its number 100. Other than that we reminisce about where we've come from, Carrington serenades us with some fun things you can do with 100, and we chat about giving people the finger. All that and more in our first ever episode 100, only 69 to go, we'll be around longer than that, just wanted to say that. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!! We are having the time of our lives, and we hope you are as well.   Got questions?    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 99: DON'T WAIT, Listener Responses

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 80:05


    It's Wednesday my dudes.   Have you ever been in a situation that you might want to take action but you don't want to right away? Well we have something to tell you about that, DON'T WAIT!!! Just another mantra to take into 2024, you're welcome. After discussing that for far to long, we responded to the thousands of responses to some of our Instagram topics, it was an absolute blast, thank you again for sending all of them. Thank you for listening and have an amazing two weeks, until next time.    Got questions?   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 98: The Office, Colts Game, Stubby Steve

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024 59:58


    Hello there, we missed you.  Two weeks into 2024 and its really looking up. We went to a Colts game, Jaymi got a new cat with no tail, and Carrington found the fountain of eternal youth. Okay the last ones made up, but the rest are true and we talk about all of them and a whole lot more this episode!! This week was a lot more about our personal lives so we're thinking of changing the name to "Keeping Up With the Crosses", thoughts? Thank you for being here and we hope you enjoyed!!   Questions?   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 97: New Years, 2023 Out's, 2024 In's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2024 76:39


    Happy New Year Ya Filthy Animal Click Here for Merch!!!!!!!   New year new me, or is it a new year? This week we decide if new years should be now, or if we should all band together and move it to the spring, RAGE AGAINST THE GOOBERMENT!!!! Along with that we discuss how Cameron was totally innocent in the writing of our "Christmas Story", he wrote nothing intentionally and was not making his own character the best, he would never do that. Then to end the episode we go over a couple ins and outs for 2023-2024. Spoiler, mental unhealth is out, so stop being unhealthy. Happy new year from us to you, we appreciate you listening, you have wonderful ears.   Got Questions? Send em.   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns: A Christmas Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2023 22:00


    Click here for merch!!!!!!   This week we are happy to bring you our version of the three wise men!!! Merry Christmas!!     Got questions? Comments?   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 96: Jocko's Milk, Blopoodopy Bopalls, Scenarios

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 55:44


    Decode the above word by removing the "op" before every vowel sound. You're welcome and I'm sorry. Click here for merch!!!!!    Today on the podcast there was a lot to get through. Started out with bootyholes, again, moved on to a riveting conversation about whether we should want to be Lions or Gazelles. After that we make some moonneeyyy with some very real adds sent in by some very real businesses, its the part of the show where we make up an add based totally off the name of the business, its painful. Then we get even more creative with some scenarios, Tom Cruise shows up somehow, and we make a hot dog stand, ADHDuh at its finest. We hope you enjoy this wonderful relaxing episode, we know we did.    Got Questions? WELL SEND THEM IN!!! Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 95: Astrological Signs, Boy Math, RUTHIE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2023 60:22


    Click here for merch!!!!!   Hello there, we're contacting you about your cars extended warranty. Why are we contacting you through this podcast description? Because we know how much you love this podcast and we think that's admirable, but also the perfect place to lay our trap!! Anywho, please call 951-262-3062 to get in touch with one of our trained warranty professionals right now!!! Oh and enjoy your favorite world famous podcast!!   Got Questions? Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod    

    Hot Cross Buns 94: HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, Other Fun Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2023 71:30


    Click here for merch!!!!   This week on your favoritest podcast, we have a gigantic announcement to make. After that we decide to toe the line of our "family friendly" title, like reeallyyy toe the line, you'll love it, hopefully. Following that incident, Clyde is back with another game of Noodle Twister, spoiler, we were WRROONNGG many many times. Other than that its just your run of the mill, chaotic, hilarious, Hot Cross Buns episode. Thank you all for being here with us, its a wonderful for us and we appreciate every one of you, especially you Ken.    Got questions?    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 93: People Change, Meegan's Mysteries

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2023 57:14


    You can only steal peoples hearts figuratively. Click here for merch!!! This week, we were exhausted, but we still gave it 87.7%, it was all we had in the ole tanks. So with that said, you're in for a treat that's hard to beat. Jaymi dives back into some spicy teenage memories, which is unfortunate because we were planning on using that to black mail him later. Next there was chatting on why our bodies do what the do, we didn't really figure that out, but just take your vitamins and you should be fiiiinnne. After that, we had someone very near and dear to us send in some pretty hard hitting, socially awkward situations, which you all know we thrive on! Thank you for listening and we hope you enjoy!!   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 92: Cams Naked, Favorite Movies/Shows, Am I the Turd

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 62:06


    Take your clothes off, its freeing.    Click here for merch!!   Its time again for your faaavvoorritte podcast!! This week we rip right into all of our favorite movies, ranging from childhood favorites to current tear jerkers! We are licensed so we only give the best advice after all. Also, Cameron(hello) still doesn't have a job so he took his clothes off, cause that makes perfect sense, obviously. Then we finish it up with a new thang called Am I the Turd, the name doesn't roll off the tongue, but somebody's gotta watch out for the kids. Thank you for listening! We hope you enjoy, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!     Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbnunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 91: No Job Cam, Gluten Free? Apple v Android

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 63:29


    No job means more freedom, not financial freedom, but freedom all the same.  Click me for merch!!! Hey there Kangas and Kangaroos! This week on the Number 1 podcast we get real right off the bat! Cameron was has been relieved of his employment(talking about myself in the third person gets weird). Not the worst thing in the world but he has taken this opportunity to self-focus as much as possible, its gonna be an ongoing thing. Other than that its the usual ping pong ball action, we got Glutens, we got Apples and droids, and so much more!! Thank you for sticking around all this time, you. are. special.    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 90: Grass, Fact or Cap, Short Kings

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2023 61:18


    HUMP DDAAAYYY!!   Hello ladies and gentlemales. This week we dive right back into HCB with an in depth look at something that is very important to every single person out there, grass. We all walk on it, some of us put it on our skin, some kinds of grass you even cook with, we need grass! Then Jaymi breaks the 48 episode streak and actually brings a game, shocking and also aggravating to play said game. We then wrap up with some questions sent in by our listeners, in the middle of that we had an equipment malfunction but we brought it back around and righted the ship as best we could for a smooth landing in flavor town. We hope you enjoyed this weeks episode and see you next week!!!    P.S. Give your short kings an extra long hug. Don't pick them up just squeeze them extra long.    Got Questions?  Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 89: Anatomy, Balding Eagles, Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 56:20


    Remember that one time? So do I, that was amazing.    Is that a bird? A plane? A unidentifiable object? NOPE, its a Balding Eagle!! This week we asked all of you to send in questions, and boy did you deliver. I think we actually left people with questions of our sanity but hopefully we answered some of them too. We had an awesome time recording this one, got a little nutty but what else do you expect. Hope you enjoyed listening, muah, and goodbye till next week!!   Got Questions?    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod TikTok: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 88: Man Gifts, Scenarios, BLT Soup

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 53:40


    Man I'm excited for this week. Do you ever just randomly look around and remember how blessed you are to be you? You should try it.   Get your wife. Get your Kids. Get your dog. Get your.. Fish? ITS HOT CROSS BUNS TIME!!! This week we get straight into what the men in your life want for Christmas, well we kinda get there, after taking 83 different bunny trails. Carrington brings us a terrible, yet oddly tasty sounding soup. Scenarios is up next with a surprising entrance from Sauron Trump and Santa Biden, then we wrap things up with Cameron crying, from laughter but still crying. Where else can you get all of that? Well, maybe Saturday Night Live but that's gotta be the only place. Thank you for coming back week after week and listening to us fight, laugh, cry, and generally just make fools of ourselves, we are so happy you're here. See you next week!!!   Got Questions?    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 87: Dong, Nuts, and Pickup lines

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 61:26


    Hey, you're cool.    This week in the wonderful land of buns and comedy, prepare yourself for a journey to the land of giggles and very obvious innuendos, we don't mean to be dirty, we can't help the fact we have the funny bones of twelve year olds. We start out nice and chill, Jaymi tells us of his high IQ money making plan to change US Dollars to Vietnamese Dong, surprisingly, it made very little money. Somehow that led us into foraging, foraging for Black Walnuts to be exact. Once again, Jaymi took the lead, reading off one of the most painfully in depth wiki articles(link to article) on how to find, harvest, clean, shuck, shell, dry, and do a bunch of other things to those poor little nutty buddys, we learned a lot. NEXT, we had some spicy spicy pickup lines sent in by you listeners, and the boys did their best to contend with your creative lines, I'd say you won, just don't tell them.   This one came very close to going off the deep end so we hope you enjoyed it, we know we did. THANKS FOR LISTENING!!!   Send us some questions, or just say I love you.   Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com   IG: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 86: Batman, Kardashians, and Zombies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 55:31


    Hello beautiful listener, thank you for being here, thank you for returning, and thank you for being such a blessing to the eyes, everyone appreciates it.   This week the Bunz Boyz take a turn down the Cringe Avenue, its almost as painful as calling ourselves the "Bunz Boyz". Batman comes out of nowhere and blesses us with a tell all interview of his day to day life, we didn't ask for it but we got it. Wanna know which apex predator is the most predatory? Well you're going to find out whether you like it or not. After all that is when things get reeeaall, interesting. The Kardashians show up(oof), we're all in line at a Burger King when the zombie apocalypse starts, annnndd Carrington and Cameron go on a date to a carnival and zombies are there too!! Yes, all of that happens in the span of fifty-five minutes, its a lot to consume so feel free to slow it down to half speed to avoid sensory overload.  Thank you for listening, we hope you enjoyed it, muah, and see you next week!!   Got any questions?    Email: hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

    Hot Cross Buns 85: Travis Kelce-Swift

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 56:11


    Its that time of the week my ladies and lads. Time for you to sit back relax, flop down in your favorite bean bag chair with a big bowl of nuts, and absolutely pee uncontrollably from laughter.    This week there was hostility throughout between the boys, but it was all in good fun, hopefully. We discuss hotdogs and why they are what the are, we give our take on the T-Swift and Travis Kelce drraammaa, we're definitely the first people you'll hear talk about it. We also invited a guest on the show for the time, it was short and sweet(that's what), but it was a great time and we needed the input.    We hope you enjoyed the episode, it was a wild one. LOVE YOU, say it back.     Got Questions?    Email: Hotcrossbunspod@gmail.com Instagram: @hotcrossbunspod

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