The Blues Brothers Minute

Good lord, what if this was all happening in the 80s? What if the cannabis dispensaries weren't essential? What if Mike and Dan had horrible tattoos? Bonus: More woods porn talk! Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Buying pizza and wine in the age of COVID-19, Mike's adventures with a psychic, and yes, the Dukes of Hazzard. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Shelves empty? Tired of being locked inside? Your Ditch Digger buddies have all the audio toilet paper you need to get you through the madhouse that is, apparently, reality for a while. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood finally turn over the $5000 to Steven Spielberg and are promptly arrested and sent to prison, and there is not a dry eye in the house as the Blues Brothers Minute comes to an epic close. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood disable an elevator and Steven Spielberg eats a sandwich. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Cops and army guys bust through the barricade Jake and Elwood set up, ask if a couple of guys in fakakta suits came through, all while Jake and Elwood listen to Girl from Ipanema in the elevator. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The Bluesmobile crashes through Daley Plaza before finally giving up the ghost, and Jake and Elwood make their way to the Office of the Cook County Assessor as a truckload of Chicago cops jumps around yelling HUT. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake frantically wipes away the motor oil that's getting all over the windshield, a Nazi car sails over and plummets into Chicago, and citizens scatter as the Bluesmobile races through Daley Plaza. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The Blues Brothers cause a massive cop car pile-up, then they get chased by the Illinois Nazis, during which the Bluesmobile throws a rod. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Elwood confirms that they are on Lower Wacker Drive and very close to Richard J. Daley Plaza where they got that Picasso. And they drive a lot while the boys try to figure out Family Circus. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Elwood pulls over onto another highway, Burton Mercer and Troopers Daniels and Mount end up stuck in a truck, and the Blues Brothers make it to Chicago proper. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Tucker McElroy does his job as driver of the winnebago, crashing it into the water, Twiggy is left waiting in vain for Elwood, and the Illinois Nazis hear about the chase over the radio. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute  Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood perform the opening of the podcast after dropping Carrie Fisher in the mud. And everybody shoots at them. And Tucker McElroy has glue on his foot. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

In a daring, largely Mike-less episode, Jake and Carrie Fisher trade monologues and alluring looks. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute  Twitter: @BluesBrosMin 

With $5000 in their pockets, Jake and Elwood make a break for it, only to be forced into the mud by a gun-wielding Carrie Fisher. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood finally make it to their own show and perform almost two songs before dancing offstage into $10,000 from a record executive. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The band and Curtis do nothing on stage for minutes as Jake and Elwood break into the ladies' room and Burton Mercer orders a round of refreshments. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

With the Blues Brothers nowhere in sight, Curtis and the band break into a reality-bending performance. If only Mike were here to see it. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Burton Mercer gets a hard lead, the Palace Hotel Ballroom fills up with fans and Good Ol Boys, Elwood fails to score with Twiggy, and a gas station explodes. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute   Twitter: @BluesBrosMin 

The Blues Brothers pull into a gas-less gas station, the rest of the band gets a pep talk from Curtis at the Palace Hotel Ballroom, and Elwood offers to delouse Twiggy. Or at least her windshield. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The Blues Brothers spread the word about the show via mobile loudspeaker and orphan power, reaching characters from months ago until they run out of gas. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Maury Sline says he'll secure the Palace Hotel Ballroom, Curtis gets some orphans to spread the word about the show, and Elwood steals a loudspeaker. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

As the Good Ol' Boys are held at gunpoint by the cops, Jake and Elwood sit in a steam room trying to get Maury Sline to book them at the Palace Hotel on beautiful Lake Wazzapamani. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood stiff Bob, who promptly chases them down with the help of the Good Ol' Boys, who in turn collide with Illinois's most overworked state troopers. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The band takes off, leaving Jake and Elwood to deal with the arrival of the Good Ol' Boys and Bob's simmering ire over their unpaid beer tab. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The Blues Brothers close out their Country Bunker set in glory, but outdrink their band payment. Warning: Math. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com   Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The Blues Brothers break into Stand By Your Man to the cuddling delight and lonely sobs of Bob's Country Bunker's crowd, while we try to figure out pinball and prostitution. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

In an effort to win over the angry patrons of Bob's Country Bunker, the Blues Brothers launch into the theme from Rawhide, in the good country key of A. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The Blues Brothers get set up on a stage covered in chicken wire and promptly offend the clientele of Bob's Country Bunker with their rendition of Gimme Some Lovin'. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The Blues Brothers arrive at Bob's Country Bunker, but what's with that sign?? Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

After Jake and Elwood survive getting blown up by Carrie Fisher, the Nazis attempt to find them at Wrigley Field. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood strike a deal with Ray Charles, drive to a Howard Johnsons, and get blown up in a phone booth by Carrie Fisher. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Ray Charles proves there is nothing wrong with the action on this piana as he leads the band and the surrounding block in a frenzied rendition of Twist It (Shake a Tail Feather). Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Matt "Guitar" Murphy leaves Aretha Franklin, Carrie Fisher reads about flame throwers, and the now-complete band arrives at Ray's Music Exchange. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Aretha Franklin advises Matt "Guitar" Murphy to think about the consequences of his actions, as the boys dissect the alternate reality of musicals. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood order food from Aretha Franklin and reunite with Matt "Guitar" Murphy. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

The Blues Brothers hate Illinois Nazis, so they drive them off a bridge on their way to Maxwell Street and the sounds of John Lee Hooker. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood finally bag Mr. Fabulous, only to come face-to-face with Illinois Nazis. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

It turns out Jake and Elwood smell bad, but they are loving their shrimp cocktails and would like to buy some women, please. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood settle in at Chez Paul, order champagne from Pee Wee, and make life hard for Mr. Fabulous. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake lays it on the line for Murph and the MagicTones, then he and Elwood visit Mr. Fabulous at Chez Paul. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood find Murph and the MagicTones at a Holiday Inn, and Mike finds bewilderment in Berkeley. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood interrogate Mrs. Tarantino about the whereabouts of Blue Lou and Bones Malone. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Ever wonder where Elwood got the really strong glue he uses towards the end of the movie? Wonder no more. This extended edition scene explains it all. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Carrie Fisher watches as John Candy and the cops enter not only Elwood's apartment building, but more extended edition footage. Then she blows the place up. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake falls asleep in Elwood's bed and a lot of trains go by. And Aretha Franklin died. She's not the only one. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

It's all cards from Burton Mercer and cheeze whiz for a possible former baseball player as Jake and Elwood arrive at Elwood's apartment. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Carrie Fisher tries in vain to destroy Jake and Elwood, and Dan tries in vain to enjoy France. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood drive through bygone Chicago on their way to a deleted, useless scene. Luckily Mike has a plan to alter reality itself with delicious results. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Jake and Elwood fill a mall with exhaust and destruction before escaping through a JC Penny by way of Jewel. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin

Who WAS Gary McLarty? He wanted a Miss Piggy, but what did he get? As Jake and Elwood lead the cops on a chase through a mall, we marvel at how no one died during the making of this scene. That we know of. Bonus: Tom tries to cry watching The Incredibles. Support the show at www.patreon.com/DitchDiggers www.bluesbrosminute.com Facebook: @bluesbrosminute Twitter: @BluesBrosMin