The Last Werd

The reboot: Feed the Machine ep.1We back! (meaning me back) It's only January and there's plenty to talk about. Luigi, trump, California's unseasonably firey. The machine won't be satiated, bc we're it! #news #fires #jokes #election #ceo #Luigi

You can't do a podcas w/o talking about something that poses everybody off. That's coo. Positivity freaks me out and rich people scare the sh*t out of me. These are mental hurdles and I should worry more about the physical ones

Funny, prolific, and easy on the eyes; Angelina Celeste is about to take the comedy world by storm. Her content is We class it up in this weeks episode (recorded nearly 2 months ago because workflow's been janky and I procrastinate at the first sign of any obstacle) and go full professional 3-camera, 4K in this b*tch. I even wore slacks and my bougie shoes just for the occassion. It's nothing but the best here on the Last Werd.

That Tucker Carlson stuff trips me out. Like does he have a goal or something? That live action Air Bender was fire tho. #podcast #comedy #hustleandgrind

“I'm getting really sick and tired of rich people telling me I'm fucked if I do and I'm fucked if I don't.” Also, my run down of the live action Avatar: The Last Air Bender. Come on the raid with me and hit some mics!!

Alotta talk about her Palestine Israel conflict. Nobody ever likes my take on things. Also I watched a movie that same out three years ago

If our Wi-Fi ever goes out, these people are screwed

Who brings an alien corps into a court room??

If we called them tweets on Twitter, what are we calling them on X?

Telling you through a day tryna get too much done. Also contemplations on comedy and (to a lesser extent) the OC scene. Movie: “Air”

I go too deep too fast. Is that what she said or what I said? Listen to this week's episode to find out

When the end comes, you can be balls deep in a designer sex robot of your choice. My gf will probably borrow mine and forget to clean it. In a perfect world, they'd be self cleaning.

If you want to know too much about me and my friend Becca, listen at your own risk. We cruise the L.A. comedy scene from Third Wheel to The Comedy Store sharing stories that would traumatize regular people. Had a great time, laughed our @$$es off, and so will you!

This is the first pod in a while where I don't mention the pilot. But hey look, I just did. Here in the description. Oh well. Go fig.

Deep s#%t like how we treat our heroes and philosophy vs logistics of capitalism. In just the most monotone voice you can imagine.

Wrapped production on the pilot. Don't starve your children's brains. My two cents on Maria Bamford's Netflix show

My werds on the January 6 thing. Comedians and news outlets have switched places. Also watch Animaniacs!!

We don't make progress by alienating each other… and other topics that make me think I'm great!

Liberalist cuck stuff like “climate change is real” and misogynist stuff like “can I know the details before I help you ruin someone's life?”

I try to make awkwardness a race thing but apparently we're all just people and it's a profoundly weird experience.

I drag you through my day and reward you with Ryan Radusinovič

I met that guy who really thinks he's the center of the universe. He was a complete piece and everybody loved him until he left. Also, you should watch Chippendales. It's a good show.

I'm watching Louis and people gonna have to start buying chickens. Fu, ily. Finishing on a up note!

Women like to be told what to do, and I give my friends cake. Oh yeah, and Elon Musk and Glass Onion and what not…

No guest this week. Just me talking about Wednesday Addams and some “through the looking glass” stuff. Enjoy!!

Interviewing a superior podcaster. Matt Slayer (“And Now We Drink” Podcast) is also a professional editor for YouTube and adult content. Had fun from beginning to end on this one. Fast forward to the halfway mark if you wanna just straight up laugh your a$$ off!

Me and one of my favorite people really just talk shit for about an hour. I take Andrew to a mic and three bars and the last 20 minutes is coherent but only kinda.

Putting out a plan going forward and hopefully I stick to it

Talking about Vegas, better shows, and where my head's at. I get high, dig deep, and keep it very real on this one. Also, quick reviews on stuff I'm watching rn.

If you've seen the movie and want to talk about it with somebody, listen to this. Warning: mad spoilers ahead

I comfort you, piss you off, and then bore you. Trying it all together with a quick take on what makes comedy good

Me and my good friend Micah go to the Vietnamese tiddy cafe and then hang out super caffeinated. We talk about the male female dynamic and how the #metoo movement dropped the ball

I hate Alex Jones, but he was right shot one thing. Does that mean we have to look into other s#!* he said? Also, I really dug Anchor Man 2

I get a little ranty on this one. But it's been a minute, cut me some slack

I spend way too long dissecting last night's show and then talk about Letterman's interview w/ Will Smith

Listen to me pontificate in my sultry monotone. I have opinions, you have ears. Let's get together on this!

Just take a listen. You'll like it, I “promise.”

This one's kinda heavy but I end on a positive upturn.

As we collectively understand more about branding, we can also wrap our brains around the multidimensionality of human nature :)

Me and Alicia talk about ethnic identity and why people love fucking and hate people who fuck

Watch Josh Edelman's documentary “Mentally Al” available on Amazon Prime. Also Happy Holidays!!

Kate Kennedy is a standup comedian, writer, columnist, and former porn actress. Listen to us as we sip Irish whiskey and talk about topics close to her heart and mine. This episode was so much fun! I hope you have fun listening to it as well.

Standup comedy as a daily PhD paper, gender and def not tryna get cancelled, and go watch the Larry Sanders Show

Art imitates life in the wonderful series: Reservation Dogs and I bitch about people bitching about each other

There's two sides to every coin, but life isn't a coin. Also, wtf were the writers of Legion thinking after season 1.

Attempting to thrive in a crowded field. Another oil spill gives me gas. Also, if you haven't already, I watch legion.

I tell you why I love Lenny Bruce so much, ten police officers pile on a hundred pounds homeless person in front of my car and it's all for sport, and I still owe that woman 200 dollars

I give you my two cents on the Amazon original series: The Boys, talk shit on you for thinking the news isn't part of the machine, and more of my sex positive shit

I spend too long talking about coffee (again), explain my dilemma with “vaccines”, and hail the career of Jack Nicholson

We mourn the loss of a comic, I miss hanging out with you beautiful fucks, and I weigh in on some shit

Narrowing focus to move forward on goals. Wtf is the “massage” setting on a toothbrush, and don't be weird about fucking