The Update with Brandon Julien

In today's edition of The Update Journal, Somewhere between the 14th inning of a Mets game, a 97-degree subway platform, and a Memorial Day mattress commercial screaming at you like it's the Super Bowl, we completely lost control of society. We look back at when extra innings used to be a psychological endurance test instead of a pace-of-play inconvenience, why every human being in New York becomes 43% angrier the second the temperature crosses 90 degrees, and how portable fans, ice cups, and corner-store Gatorades suddenly become luxury items. Plus, Brandon's Take on Memorial Day — the strange annual tradition where Americans try to balance honoring veterans while simultaneously financing a sectional couch at 0% APR for 72 months. Welcome to summer in New York, where everybody's sweating, nobody's patient, and somehow the fire hydrant is losing the fight too.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Wednesday, trains are rolling again on the Long Island Rail Road after a deal was reached to end a strike that had shut down the busiest commuter rail system in the U.S.A 56-year-old woman fell into an open maintenance hole on a busy New York City street and died, police and utility officials said as they investigated how it could have happened.And in Miami, the Justice Department is preparing to seek an indictment against former Cuban President Raúl Castro, three people familiar with the matter told The Associated Press, as President Trump threatens possible military action against the communist-run island.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we ask an important question: if the self checkout says “CARD ONLY” in letters large enough to be seen from space… why are people still standing in the human cashier lane paying with Apple Pay like they just cracked the Da Vinci Code?Meanwhile, the universe itself is apparently hanging on by a thread after Stuart from The Big Bang Theory gets access to multiverse technology. Because of course the fate of existence would somehow end up in the hands of the man who could barely keep a comic book store open during normal reality.And in today's Honorable Mention, we dive into the bizarre habits of the ultra-wealthy — including stories so out-of-touch they make regular people sound like survival experts. Nothing humbles you faster than learning there are millionaires who apparently don't know how to use a washing machine, pump gas, or locate a grocery store without a staff meeting.It's confusion at the checkout line, confusion across dimensions, and confusion from people with entirely too much money — which honestly feels like the perfect summary of modern society.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Tuesday, commuters in New York City's suburbs had to navigate a gauntlet of car, bus and subway routes to get to and from work, with a labor strike shutting down the Long Island Rail Road, the busiest commuter rail system in the country. Meanwhile, Die-hard Knicks fans on Long Island who were psyched up for the hometown hoopsters in the NBA Eastern Conference Finals this week are being forced to stay home or shell out big bucks — thanks to the Long Island Rail Road strike that has grounded thousands.A gun and notebook that prosecutors say link Luigi Mangione to the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson can be used as evidence at his murder trial, a judge ruled, rejecting a defense argument that they were seized illegally.And out in the American West, two teenage shooters opened fire at a San Diego mosque and killed three men before killing themselves a few blocks away, police said. The attack at the Islamic Center of San Diego is being investigated as a hate crime, San Diego Police Chief Scott Wahl said at a news conference at a neighborhood park across from the mosque.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, McDonald's may be preparing to unleash a 100-piece McNuggets box onto society, which naturally raises several important questions — mainly how many Sweet & Sour sauces legally constitute a “serving,” and why every other sauce at McDonald's feels like it's just competing for second place. Meanwhile, Tootsie Roll Industries quietly reveals they've apparently been making other candy products this entire time, sending me into a full existential spiral after spending decades thinking the company's entire business model was just “long chocolate chew logs and vibes.”And finally: with my parents officially away on vacation, the household enters a temporary era of relaxed rules, reduced tension, and suspiciously peaceful energy — much to Tommie's delight. It's less “Home Alone” and more “the pressure cooker finally got its lid loosened before somebody exploded over dishes in the sink.”Basically: nuggets are escalating, candy lore is expanding, and everybody in the house is trying to enjoy the silence before the vacation ends and the routing rigidity returns.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Monday, Federal officials implored unions representing workers for the Long Island Rail Road, North America's largest commuter rail system, to resume bargaining to prevent a long strike from disrupting the week's commute. Meanwhile, Republican gubernatorial candidate Bruce Blakeman called for suspending the $9 congestion pricing toll for motorists crossing into core Manhattan during the Long Island Rail Road strike. We'll have a Brandon's Take and The Last Word on what MTA Chair Janno Lieber said as the strike got underway. In other news, the allegedly drunken driver who killed two men and hurt three others after smashing onto a crowded sidewalk was just two blocks from home when the crash occurred, police said. Elvin Suarez of Morningside Heights was hit with multiple counts of manslaughter, vehicular assault and DWI, cops said.And in Idaho, all four crew members ejected safely after two Navy jets collided during an air show at the Mountain Home Air Force Base, officials said.

Fresh off the bus from Camp Mason and back within range of functioning cell service, The Update returns to New York just in time for Day 2 of the Long Island Rail Road strike — and somehow the situation has only gotten more chaotic.In this special bonus episode, we recap the first full weekend of commuter confusion as packed trains, overflowing buses, bumper-to-bumper traffic, and exhausted riders continue to test the patience of the entire region. We break down the latest negotiations, the political finger-pointing, and the growing realization that Memorial Day weekend is now lurking around the corner like a jump scare nobody prepared for.It's a road-weary, city-stressed, caffeine-powered bonus edition of The Update — because even after a weekend away, New York always finds a way to pull you right back into the madness.

The Update goes fully mobile for a special bonus episode from deep in the woods of Camp Mason — where the Wi-Fi is questionable, the wildlife is aggressive, and somehow we're still covering one of the biggest transit meltdowns in the tri-state area.On Day 1 of the Long Island Rail Road strike, we break down the commuter chaos unfolding back home as riders scramble for buses, ferries, carpools, emotional support iced coffees, and whatever remaining patience they still had left before Memorial Day weekend. From packed highways to packed tempers, we try to make sense of the first major rail shutdown in years… using whatever limited resources we can find between camp activities and cabins that sound like they were built during the Roosevelt administration.Meanwhile at Citi Field, Game 1 of the Subway Series took a brutal turn as Mets pitcher Clay Holmes suffered a fractured fibula in a frightening injury that could sideline him for a very long time. We react to the game, the atmosphere in Queens, and what this means for a Mets team that already felt like it was being held together with athletic tape, vibes, and pure delusion.It's a special on-the-road edition of The Update — proving once again that whether we're in Studio 57 or surviving camp life in New Jersey, the news never stops… even if the trains do.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, apparently I've spent most of my life attending cookouts without actually participating in them. We're talking barbecue blindness, the shocking realization that people have been eating brisket and ribs recreationally for years.Then, one piece of fried chicken and a can of Squirt turned into a full existential crisis. Because now I'm sitting here wondering what other flavors I've missed. Is there a secret underground beverage society? Have the rest of you been gatekeeping cream sodas and regional fruit drinks while I've been out here drinking the same three things since 2009?Plus, in The Last Word: we're “roughing it” at Camp Mason for the Urban Dove spring overnight retreat—which mostly means pretending sleeping in a cabin is fun while every bug in New Jersey files a formal request to enter the building. “Getting closer to nature” sounds beautiful until nature starts scratching at the screen door at 2 in the morning.So: meat confessions, soda discoveries, and camping with a carefully managed exit strategy. Because yes, we're outdoors… but we are also counting the days until we're back at home base before Memorial Day weekend.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Friday, An Long Island Rail Road strike could strand nearly 300,000 commuters starting this weekend as five labor unions and MTA leaders are at odds over wage increases for the union workers. At the same time, an electrical fire erupted on the Amtrak tracks at Penn Station, snarling service into the major Midtown hub, officials said. LIRR service was also impacted by the fire, with delays, cancellations and skipped stops reported on multiple lines, according to the MTA's website.Big Apple retailers narrowly avoided having to shell out tens of thousands of dollars in upgrades to their roll-gown gates — as the city has temporarily paused its attempt to begin enforcing an obscure, decades-old law mandating changes to the security barriers this summer.And overseas, China's Xi Jinping warned President Trump that their two countries could clash over Taiwan if the issue is not handled properly, an unusually harsh admonition that stood in contrast to the American leader's praise for his counterpart.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, apparently the universe has decided that patience is no longer a required life skill. First, we dive into the absolute emotional warfare known as UNO: No Mercy — because regular UNO apparently wasn't destroying enough friendships already. Somewhere along the line, somebody looked at Draw Fours and said, “You know what this family game needs? Psychological damage.”Then we head underground into the daily survival simulator known as the NYC subway system — where the sound of a construction horn instantly translates to: “Congratulations. Your commute is now being held together with duct tape and prayers.” We'll talk track fires, earlier incidents, residual delays, reroutes, and that exact moment every New Yorker realizes: “Yeah… I'm not getting home anytime soon.”And finally, in today's Honorable Mention, Ralph Lauren unveils an America 250 stamp collection celebrating “icons” — because nothing says patriotism quite like fashionable postage arriving while the rest of us are stuck between stations wondering if the Q train still believes in itself.Friendships were tested. Trains were delayed. America got commemorative stamps. Just another normal day in New York.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Thursday, a chunk of debris fell from an overpass on the Cross Bronx Expressway – striking a car below and injuring one person, the FDNY said. The incident comes just days after another incident where another massive piece of debris fell, nearly crushing another driver.A man pleaded guilty to repeatedly ramming his car into the Chabad Lubavitch world headquarters in New York City, telling a judge he did so because he was intent on damaging the Jewish landmark.And in South Carolina, Alex Murdaugh's murder convictions and life sentence for the deaths of his wife and son were overturned by the South Carolina Supreme Court because the court clerk at his trial suggested he was guilty.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

We've done a lot of episodes throughout our many years of #TheUpdate, but some of them are my personal favorites. Every month, we're going to go into The Update vault and play one episode from my personal list of favorite episodes. I hope you enjoy them as much as i did hosting it.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… the rulebook officially leaves the chat.We dive into the completely unhinged world of Banana Ball — where bunting is apparently a federal offense, fans can record outs from the stands, and baseball finally asked the question: “What if we let the theater kids run the league?” Somewhere, traditional baseball executives are currently stress-eating sunflower seeds in silence.Then, we take a confusing detour into “Halfway to Halloween,” because candy companies have apparently decided spooky season now begins shortly after Easter. Nothing says “summer is coming” quite like seeing skeleton-shaped Twix bars while you're still paying off Memorial Day cookout expenses. Candy now operates on its own fiscal calendar, and frankly, Spirit Halloween is probably already scouting abandoned Rite Aid locations as we speak.And in Brandon's Take: Teacher Appreciation Week… with teacher expectations. Because while free bagels and tote bags are nice, teachers are still somehow expected to be educators, therapists, security guards, tech support, event planners, and miracle workers before 8 AM. We appreciate teachers so much that we reward them with pizza… and three new responsibilities.Basically, today's episode asks one very important question: Did society quietly become a parody of itself while we were distracted?In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Wednesday, the horrific Inwood fire that killed three people, including a top veteran fashion journalist and her elderly mother, was caused by a neighbor who carelessly flicked his cigarette butt, prosecutors said.The estranged husband of a prominent New York City art dealer said he wished his spouse was dead before the co-owner of a contemporary art gallery was found stabbed to death in his Brazilian townhouse, a witness testified as a murder-for-hire trial got underway in Manhattan.And in Baltimore, prosecutors announced criminal charges in the deadly 2024 collapse of Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge, accusing a Singapore-based ship operator of intentionally relying on an improper fuel pump that contributed to the ruinous crash and then lying about it to investigators.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we try to figure out what a “sudachi” actually is after Red Bull dropped a new summer flavor that sounds less like an energy drink and more like a spa treatment. Meanwhile, 7-Eleven has apparently decided they no longer want to just sell you late-night taquitos — they now want to cater your entire family gathering with taco bars, pizza, and breakfast sandwiches served under fluorescent lighting and emotional uncertainty. And finally, we dive into the Disney cruise nightmare where passengers boarded the ship ready for paradise… only to be told “actually never mind” and kicked off thousands of miles from home like the world's most expensive game of musical chairs. Summer 2026 is off to an aggressively weird start.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Tuesday, a baby was killed, and 6-year-old twins were left in critical condition, when a fire tore through a Bronx apartment building according to authorities and sources.An accused heartless real-estate scammer landed on trial for allegedly swiping two Manhattan brownstones from their owners — including an 83-year-old woman who ended up in a shelter collecting cans.And in Washington, The U.S. Supreme Court set the stage for Alabama to eliminate one of two largely Black congressional districts before this year's midterm elections, creating an opening for Republicans to gain an additional U.S. House seat in a partisan battle for control of the closely divided chamber.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… Heinz decided mayonnaise needed a passport and sent it on a full international vacation exclusively through Walmart, because apparently regular mayo just wasn't cultured enough anymore. From Japanese-inspired Ginger Sesame to Hawaiian Tropical Teriyaki, we try to figure out when condiments became exchange students.Then… Saturday morning took a hard left turn when a routine viewing of NCIS somehow led to a promo for This Is Poly on WE tv… resulting in one very important question being yelled at the television: “What the f*ck am I watching?”And finally, after the mayo confusion and reality TV emotional whiplash, we slow things down for a post-Mother's Day tribute — for Mom, for every mom, for the women who held everything together when nobody realized how much they were carrying, and for those we miss a little extra this time of year.So basically: international condiments, television-induced confusion, and feelings. Just another normal edition of The Update Journal.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Monday, An NYC commuter narrowly dodged death in the tunnel under the Bridge Apartments when he was suddenly confronted by a massive piece of falling debris.The maniac accused of pushing a 76-year-old man down a flight of Manhattan subway stairs to his death appeared in an NYC court just hours after the heinous attack — and strolled out, because no one realized he was the killer.And passengers evacuated from the hantavirus-hit cruise ship began flying home aboard military and government planes after the vessel anchored in the Canary Islands, where travelers were escorted to shore by personnel in full-body protective gear and breathing masks.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… Chick-fil-A has apparently decided the only way to get people to look up from their phones during dinner is to dangle ice cream in front of them like a reward for good behavior. Meanwhile, the internet has once again discovered that the Minions are all male because apparently chaos, goggles, and workplace incompetence are “guy energy.” And in The Last Word, a reminder that progress doesn't always arrive with fireworks, dramatic music, or a life-changing montage. Sometimes progress is just answering one email, surviving one bad day, or not throwing your phone across the room after hearing the phrase “Cell Phone Coop Challenge.” Small wins still count. Even if your reward is only a tiny vanilla cone and emotional stability.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Friday, people who buy luxurious second homes in New York City, but live most of the year elsewhere, would have to pay a new tax on the properties under a tentative agreement — an initiative to appease Mayor Mamdani and liberal voters who launched him into office with chants of “tax the rich.”President Trump's border czar has threatened to “ flood the zone ” with immigration agents if New York passes bills to limit local coordination with the federal government's crackdown.And in Tennessee, amid raucous protests, Republicans in Tennessee enacted a new U.S. House map that carves up a majority-Black district in Memphis, reshaping it to the GOP's advantage as part of President Trump's strategy to hold on to a slim majority in the November midterm elections.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… society officially spun the wheel and landed on chaos. Honestly, this entire lineup feels like it was generated by an AI that was fed snacks, nostalgia, and burnout.We'll talk about the new Ultimate Garlic Parm Doritos — a chip flavor that sounds less like a snack and more like something served at a rooftop restaurant in Queens with exposed brick and a $21 mocktail menu. We'll also get into why Toy Story 5 being rated PG feels oddly emotional for people who grew up hearing Tom Hanks reassure us that everything would be okay.And finally, we examine the rise of the professional cuddler economy — because apparently in 2026, emotional support is now a freelance career path with benefits. Somewhere, exhausted teachers across America are reading that headline while clutching their coffee mugs like they've just seen the gates of heaven open.It's comfort food, comfort movies, and literal comfort as a service… today on The Update Journal. In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Thursday, a note Jeffrey Epstein's former cellmate claimed he found after the financier's first suspected jail suicide attempt was made public after it had been sealed and locked in a courthouse vault for nearly five years as part of an unrelated legal dispute.A 28-year-old woman impersonated a student at a New York City high school for two weeks until educators became suspicious and police arrested her, according to a criminal complaint.And Ted Turner could never be defined by just one role. He was a media mogul, philanthropist and conservationist. A yachtsman who won boating's most famous race and owner of a baseball team that captured the World Series trophy. The brash television pioneer who died at the age of 87 made his greatest mark on the news business when he launched CNN nearly a half-century ago and with it, the 24-hour cable news cycle — a revolutionary moment that transformed the industry.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… a simple trip to the bathroom turned into a full existential crisis after Sunset Citrus Margarita soap from Bath & Body Works smelled so much like an actual drink that I briefly questioned whether I should pour it over ice and serve it with tortilla chips. At what point did soap stop smelling “clean” and start smelling like the appetizer menu at a rooftop restaurant in Queens?Meanwhile, we say goodbye to Spirit Airlines — the airline that charged you extra for blinking too hard, but somehow managed to fly for years with zero fatalities. Sure, your knees were in your chest, your carry-on bag needed financing, and the boarding process felt like supermarket sweepstakes… but they got people where they needed to go. Eventually. Usually. And honestly, there's something beautiful about surviving a Spirit flight and immediately texting your family, “Landed safely. Never again.”And in Brandon's Take: Decision Day arrives for high school seniors — the magical 24-hour period where teenagers make the most expensive button click of their lives while pretending they totally understand student loans. Nothing says “adulthood” like committing to four years of stress and debt while your family asks, “So… are you excited?” through tears and FAFSA paperwork.It's soap that smells edible, airlines that somehow became lovable on the way out, and the annual tradition of emotionally purchasing your future — because anything can happen in New York.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Wednesday, A 39-year-old man was stabbed to death in an attack near the heart of Times Square, cops said. An airliner approaching John F. Kennedy Airport and a small propeller plane came within 500 feet of each other— at least the second close call near the Queens travel hub in two weeks.And in Washington, President Trump revived the Presidential Physical Fitness Award as part of his push to return an annual physical fitness test to America's schools.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we take a bold step into the future… by pressing every single button in the studio and hoping nothing explodes. The Information Center got an upgrade, which means the setup looks sleeker, more professional— and significantly more confusing. There are lights, switches, panels, and at least one button that we're pretty sure launches something. The producers say it's “intuitive.” I say it's a trust exercise.Meanwhile, pour one out for Ask.com, as Jeeves officially clocks out for the last time. The internet's most polite butler has retired, leaving behind a generation of us who once thought asking a full sentence question online was revolutionary. No autocomplete, no algorithms judging you—just vibes, and Jeeves quietly finding your answer like the digital gentleman he was. We didn't appreciate him enough. We really didn't.And just when you think the world has moved on from simpler times, Kellogg's hits us with the ultimate nostalgia bait: cereal box toys are back. Yes, inside the box. Not a QR code. Not a “scan here to download disappointment.” A real toy. Suddenly, adults everywhere are emotionally invested in breakfast again, trying to justify buying sugary cereal “for the memories” while absolutely fighting a child in the aisle over the last box with a prize.So whether you're decoding a new studio control panel (like me), saying goodbye to a butler who deserved better, or rediscovering the pure joy of free stuff in a cereal box—just know this: progress is great… but sometimes, the old stuff was doing just fine.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Tuesday, a fire broke out in the Broadway theater that hosts “The Book of Mormon,” forcing the long-running musical to close, at least temporarily, as the historic venue undergoes repairs.Three people died and more than a dozen were injured after a massive fire tore through a six-floor walk-up in Manhattan, officials said.And in Washington, The Supreme Court restored broad access to the abortion pill mifepristone, blocking a lower-court ruling that had threatened to upend one of the main ways abortions are provided across the nation.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we start on a note that genuinely feels like the end of something big. John Sterling has died at the age of 87, officially closing the microphone on a voice that didn't just call Yankees games—it was Yankees baseball for generations. Even if you weren't a Yankees fan (hi, yes, that's me), you knew the calls. You heard the home runs. You waited for the signature flair. And somehow, baseball is going to sound a little quieter without him… which feels wrong, because nothing about John Sterling was ever quiet.Then, because the universe has absolutely no concept of emotional pacing, tonight is the Met Gala. Yes, that Met Gala. The one where fashion reaches a level that I can only describe as “artistic confusion with a budget.” Every year I try to understand it. Every year I fail. I'm sure it's brilliant. I'm also sure someone will be dressed like a chandelier with a backstory.And finally—Cinco de Mayo is tomorrow. Tomorrow. It snuck up so fast it feels like it skipped the group chat and just showed up at the door with chips and salsa like, “Hope you're ready.” No buildup, no warning—just vibes.Just another completely normal day in New York.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Monday, Federal authorities are investigating after a United Airlines passenger jet landing at Newark Liberty International Airport struck a light pole on the adjacent New Jersey Turnpike.Rudolph Giuliani, the ex-mayor of New York City and a former adviser to President Donald Trump, is in critical but stable condition at a hospital, his spokesman said.And in Florida, President Trump said that he was reviewing a new Iranian proposal to end the war but also expressed skepticism it would lead to a deal.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… the calendar says May 1st, but emotionally? We're somewhere between late August burnout and mid-October sports-induced heartbreak. The Mets spent April reminding us that hope is a dangerous game, and Mets fans once again finding creative new ways to say “it's early” through gritted teeth. Meanwhile, over on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Olivia Benson gets hit with a punishment so confusing it makes you question if the writers spun a wheel labeled “accountability” and just went with whatever it landed on.And just when the chaos starts to feel like too much, we close things out with a gentle reminder: unclench your jaw, lower your blood pressure, and remember… it is literally the first day of May.Plenty of time for things to get worse. Or better. Probably worse. In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Friday, a massive, fiery explosion at a house in Queens sent several NYPD officers flying through the air as they were responding to a call of a man inside armed with a knife and the smell of gas.At the Harvey Weinstein retrial, his accuser struggled on the witness stand after being confronted with a previously undisclosed, soul-searching note she wrote to herself two days after the alleged assault in 2013. And in Washington, President Trump swiftly signed a bipartisan legislation to fund much of the Department of Homeland Security, but not its immigration enforcement operations, shortly after the package won final approval in the House, ending the longest agency shutdown in history.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… we start on a New York City bus, where one perfectly timed (and completely unnecessary) “Stop Requested” moment sends me spiraling into a nearly 20-year-old memory I didn't ask to revisit—but somehow remembered in full HD.Then, we head over to the cartoon justice system, where getting unmasked by Scooby-Doo apparently comes with an automatic life sentence. Petty real estate scheme? Straight to maximum security. Mildly elaborate disguise? No parole. Honestly, the real mystery is how NONE of these villains ever hired a lawyer.And finally, just when you thought clearing your browser history was only about hiding embarrassment… turns out it might actually be saving you money. Because yes—airlines may be watching you refresh that flight page like it's a playoff game, and responding accordingly.It's nostalgia, injustice, and algorithmic side-eyes—all in one ride. No transfer required.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Thursday, King Charles III and Queen Camilla visited the site of the Sept. 11 attacks, met with schoolchildren and business titans and socialized with celebrities during a busy swing through New York City— the first visit to the city by a reigning British monarch in 16 years.Transponders that might have helped pinpoint the location of a fire truck that collided with a landing Air Canada jet in New York will soon be installed on ground vehicles at the region's three major airports.And in Washington, The Supreme Court hollowed out a landmark Civil Rights-era law that has increased minority representation in Congress and elsewhere, striking down a majority Black congressional district in Louisiana and opening the door for more redistricting across the country that could aid Republican efforts to control the House.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… McDonald's has officially decided that burgers were just the opening act, and now they're coming for your entire beverage identity. Cold foam, refreshers, mystery fruit combinations… at this point, they're one oat milk away from opening inside a yoga studio.Meanwhile, the ice cream truck economy is booming again, which means Mr. Softee is back on the streets like a seasonal superhero—serving joy, playing that one song on loop, and charging prices that suggest inflation hit soft serve personally.And then there's Brandon's Take, where we ask the important question: why is EVERYTHING exclusive now? Want to watch a game? Exclusive. Want a deal? App only. Want basic access to anything without downloading, subscribing, or sacrificing your firstborn? Yeah… good luck with that.It's a world of cold drinks, cold cash, and even colder access—and somehow, we're all just expected to tap the app and smile.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Wednesday, the goon accused of gunning down a beloved East Village deli worker was rounded up in a massive federal gang takedown a decade ago — and came back to allegedly terrorize the neighborhood.The woman at the center of Harvey Weinstein ‘s repeatedly retried rape case testified — for the third time — Tuesday that the former Hollywood honcho trapped her in a New York hotel room and assaulted her, ignoring her pleas not to do anything sexual.And in Washington, King Charles III marked the 250th anniversary of American independence from Britain with gratitude that the two countries united to build “one of the most consequential alliances in human history” while urging “that we ignore the clarion calls to become ever more inward-looking.”

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we begin by doing something rarely seen in sports discourse: not blaming the guy holding the lineup card. Carlos Mendoza hasn't been fired yet, but may become the latest victim of the “fire him and figure it out later” strategy, even though he didn't build the roster, break the bullpen, or personally tell hitters to forget how bats work. But sure—let's start there.Then it's another edition of Great Ideas- On Paper. It's one of life's greatest scams: bus WiFi. It's always there. It's always available. And yet somehow, it has the emotional support of a dead goldfish. You can connect… but spiritually, you're on your own.Then later, in today's Honorable Mention, we take a brief and slightly concerned look at the internet continuing to be the internet, as an OnlyFans creator reveals the strangest requests she's received—which raises the important question: who are these people, and why do they have disposable income?It's confusion, deflection, and questionable life choices… all in one place.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Tuesday, A man convicted in the 2024 shooting death of an NYPD officer during a traffic stop will spend the rest of his life behind bars after a judge sentenced him to 115 years to life in prison.A teenage straphanger was shot while he was riding a Queens-bound A train, police say.And in Washington, the man who authorities say tried to storm the White House Correspondents' Association dinner with guns and knives was charged with the attempted assassination of President Trump as federal authorities suggested an attack that disrupted one of Washington's glitziest events had been planned for at least several weeks.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we begin in Queens—yes, Queens—where the Mets managed to hit rock bottom at home, getting swept in a doubleheader by the Rockies… a team that treats winning like it's an optional side quest. At Citi Field, no less. Nothing says “home field advantage” like personally hosting your own downfall. At this point, the only thing elevated wasn't the Rockies—it was the collective blood pressure of everyone in the building.Then, love is dead—again. Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson have called it quits, proving that even a Splash Brother can't always stay afloat. Somewhere, Stephen Curry is shaking his head like, “This is why we keep our shots behind the arc… and out of relationships.”And finally, we wrap it up with a tribute to the most dangerous sentence in the English language: “This felt like a good idea at the time.” Whether it's trusting public WiFi, using your last challenge in the first inning, or thinking the Mets might salvage one game at home—today is a celebration of bold decisions… immediately followed by regret.It's messy, it's painful, and somehow… it's still funny.In the healdines on #TheUpdate this Monday, a late night argument outside a Manhattan deli turned deadly — leaving one man shot dead and another wounded, cops and sources say. A 16-year-old boy was shot and killed at a Brooklyn bodega during a deadly clash with another teen, according to police and the store's manager.And out in the American West in California, the man arrested in the shooting at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner is a highly educated tutor and amateur video game developer opposed to the policies of President Trump.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we ask the important questions: how rich do you have to be to unlock unlimited McDonald's like it's a secret level in a video game—and more importantly, who do we need to fight to get one? Meanwhile, Maury is apparently coming back to television, because nothing says “progress” like a lie detector, a manila envelope, and someone sprinting backstage in tears.And as for me? I'm out here on Senior Retreat, surrounded by nature, fresh air, and just enough silence to make me deeply uncomfortable. No city noise, no chaos… no Tommie. Which means I'm left alone with my thoughts—and that's never gone well for anyone involved.Enjoy this bonus editon of The Update, on the road from Senior Retreat, featuring the Mets surviving a ninth-inning bullpen mix-up when Huascar Brazobán went to the mound as closer Devin Williams started walking in, then hung on to beat the Twins behind Bo Bichette's tiebreaking, three-run double for their second straight win after a 12-game skid.And in Oklahoma, a powerful tornado ripped roofs off buildings and reduced others to rubble, knocked down power poles and sent emergency crews rushing into a rural community near Vance Air Force Base, officials said.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we begin with a full-blown financial identity crisis—because nothing says “start your day strong” like standing at the register wondering if a $2 bill is going to buy your breakfast… or get you investigated by the Secret Service. Is it rare? Yes. Is it legal tender? Also yes. Will the cashier look at you like you just handed them pirate treasure? Absolutely.Then, the return of our favorite series: Great Ideas… On Paper, featuring OMNY—New York City's bold leap into the future where “tap to pay” really means “tap… again… no, again… one more time… actually never mind, just walk.” Nothing builds character quite like holding up an entire bus while the machine decides if it respects your bank account today.And finally, in our Honorable Mention, we dive into a study asking the age-old question: who are the real gold diggers? Men or women? The answer is apparently “yes,” and honestly, at this point, everyone's just trying to secure the bag in an economy where even the subway fare machine has trust issues.It's money, mayhem, and mild emotional damage—just another perfectly balanced day around here.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Thursday, a baby girl was left abandoned in her overturned stroller in Times Square by her heartless father— with cops now looking for the deadbeat dad, police and sources say. Mayor Mamdani quickly served up solidarity to his Democratic Socialists of America comrade Chi Ossé — calling out the Brooklyn councilman's “concerning” arrest where he was filmed blocking authorities during an anti-eviction protest.And in Washington, Navy Secretary John Phelan is leaving his job, the Pentagon abruptly announced, the first head of a military service to depart during President Trump's second term but just the latest top defense leader to step down or be ousted.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… we check in on the Mets, who have now lost 12 straight games—which at this point isn't a losing streak, it's a lifestyle choice. I'm not saying it's bad, but somewhere, the 1962 Mets are watching this like, “Okay now you're just showing off.” Even the producers asked if we should switch to a wellness segment because clearly… something is broken spiritually.Then we turn to the NYC 2026–27 school calendar, where some brave soul—who I assume has never met a parent, child, or teacher in their life—decided the last day of school should be on a Monday. A MONDAY. Because nothing says “summer freedom” like waking up early one final time just to awkwardly sit through half a day of movies, loose papers, and a teacher rolling in the TV like it's 2003. Parents are mad, kids are confused, and honestly… I just want to talk. Who approved this? Show yourself.And finally, in Brandon's Take: Earth Day 2026—we're all encouraged to save the planet… right after this commercial break brought to you by 47 companies using the color green for the next 24 hours. Nothing screams environmental awareness like a corporation tweeting “We care

In today's edition of The Update Journal… Apparently continuity is now just a suggestion, emotional trauma comes with a carrying case, and somewhere out there, someone looked at seafood and said, “You know what this needs? Dairy.”We start in Radiator Springs, where the new Cars series is teaching kids valuable life lessons like… ignoring established timelines and hoping nobody notices. Because nothing says “early childhood education” like rewriting canon and praying the adults are too tired to fact-check it.Then we check in with Baggage—the show that asked the important question: “What if dating… but with full disclosure and mild public humiliation?” Remember, it's not just about accepting someone else's issues—it's about revealing your own at the end like a plot twist nobody asked for. Romance! But with terms and conditions.And finally, our honorable mention: crawfish ice cream. Yes. Real. Popular, even. Which means somewhere, right now, someone is licking a cone thinking, “This tastes like the bayou… and poor decision-making.” At this point, I'd like to check with my producers to confirm whether we're still legally required to call this “dessert.”All that and more… in a world where the timeline is broken, the baggage is emotional, and the ice cream might fight back.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Tuesday, opening statements are set for in Harvey Weinstein 's New York rape retrial, offering a new jury its first look at a bellwether #MeToo case that remains unresolved nearly eight years after the former movie tycoon's arrest.Late mob boss John Gotti's reality-TV-star grandson was sentenced Monday to 15 months in prison for pocketing $1.1 million in loans from a federal program meant to help small businesses during the COVID-19 pandemic.And across the country, an abrupt swing from hot weather to cold across the Northeast is frustrating some flower and fruit farmers who have had to either harvest blooms extra early or fear they could lose some crops altogether.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… we begin with a level of anger that even the producers are a little nervous about. The Mets have lost 11 straight games, and I'd like to personally apologize to my blood pressure, my television, and Gary, Keith, and Ron for what they're about to endure. This isn't just a losing streak—it's an emotional hostage situation.Meanwhile, in a rare moment of peace and stability in New York media, Mr. G has returned to our screens… and suddenly, balance has been restored to the universe. The sun shines a little brighter, the forecasts feel trustworthy again, and for a brief moment, we all remember what happiness looks like at 10pm.And because it's 4/20, we wrap things up with a “legal-ish” celebration—because nothing says responsible broadcasting like carefully choosing your words while the producers hover over the dump button. It's festive, it's questionable, and it's probably the most relaxed we'll be all episode… which, given the Mets, is not saying much.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Monday, one person was killed and three others including a young teen wounded in a wild New Jersey shootout that left victims sprawled in the street near a 13-year-old girl's weekend birthday party.Multiple people were injured when a bus full of students and chaperones from multiple Bronx high schools crashed near Lake George, according to authorities and reports. And in Louisiana, a father fatally shot eight children, including seven of his own, in an attack on his family that stretched across two houses in a Shreveport neighborhood left shaken by one of the nation's deadliest mass shootings in recent years, police said.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we'll begin with the crossover that Nickelodeon looked at, thought about for five seconds, and then collectively said, “Yeah… we're not dealing with that headache.” Somewhere in an alternate universe, SpongeBob is hanging out with Timmy Turner, Cosmo is causing property damage, and Mr. Krabs is trying to charge everyone rent—but here in reality, we got ROBBED. Absolutely robbed. And you just know there was one executive in the room like, “This could make us millions,” and another one went, “Or… we do nothing.” And guess which one won.Then, the NBA Playoffs are starting this weekend with the 1st Round. Unforunately, your local broadcasters won't be a part of it as the playoffs are on national TV only for the first time ever. Mike Breen said that it's a bad idea- and you know its bad when the guy who does both local (MSG Network) national broadcasts (ESPN, ABC) says what everyone else is thinking. Then later, it's The Last Word: April — the month where the weather lies to you, your schedule lies to you, and your emotions definitely lie to you. One day it's 75 and sunny, you're outside like “this is it, we made it,” and the next day it's 42 with sideways wind and you're questioning every decision you've ever made. April is basically Mother Nature gaslighting an entire region.So yes… in April, the crossovers don't happen, the calls don't land, and the hope? Oh, the hope shows up… just long enough to disappoint you.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Friday, The Trump administration has agreed to resume funding a key Manhattan subway project after New York officials sued.On Long Island, a teen was killed, and two people were wounded after gunfire erupted at a barbecue inside a popular park — with two people now in custody, according to authorities and reports.And in Virginia, Former Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax, a rising star in the Democratic Party until sexual assault allegations ruined his political fortunes, killed his estranged wife and then himself weeks before a judge's deadline to move out of their family home, according to police and court records.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… New York City has officially entered its “Hey Baby… that'll be $250” era, rolling out an anti-catcalling campaign like it's a parking violation with feelings. And look—I'm not saying it's a bad idea. I'm just saying… some of the oldest New Yorkers have been doing this since before the subway had air conditioning. If you're gonna enforce this, you better come with receipts… and maybe a whistle… and definitely backup.Meanwhile, in the desert, I have cracked the case that Big Cartoon doesn't want you to know: the Road Runner is not the victim—he's the CEO. That's right. The Wile E. Coyote has been unknowingly beta-testing defective products for years while ACME sits back collecting data like it's Silicon Valley with feathers. You think it's a coincidence nothing ever works? Please. That bird is running a full-blown corporate sabotage operation and nobody in the desert has filed a complaint.And in today's honorable mention: Apple fans saw a leaked iPhone Fold “dummy model” and collectively said, “Yeah… no.” Apparently the same company that gave us the iPod, the iPhone, and the audacity to remove the headphone jack is now testing how far loyalty can stretch before it snaps in half—literally. Somewhere, a Samsung executive is sitting back like, “Oh… now you wanna fold?”So to recap: don't catcall, don't trust cartoons with corporate access, and maybe—just maybe—don't beta test Apple's next identity crisis. Because in this city, anything can happen… and apparently, everything just did.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Thursday, the heat is on — but not for long! The Big Apple shattered an 85-year-old heat record with sunny, summer-like temperatures that soared to 90 degrees, fit for a day at the beach, meteorologists said.Two NYPD narcotics detectives were placed on modified duty after a viral video captured the pair punching and kicking an arrested man, who turned out to not be the suspect they were looking for after all, cops said.And in Atlanta, a man has been charged in a string of attacks that left two women dead and a man in critical condition, drawing the Trump administration's attention after one victim was identified as a Department of Homeland Security employee who was walking her dog.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… we'll start with a man who looked at contaminated peanuts and said, “Eh… just ship it.” Because nothing says confidence like knowingly sending salmonella into the group chat of America's food supply. Somewhere, a lawyer just felt a disturbance in the force… and immediately started billing by the hour.Then we check in on Mayor Mamdani, now officially 100 days into the job. And like any New Yorker after 100 days, he's learned the basics: the trains are delayed, the complaints are not, and no matter what decision you make… someone on Twitter already hates it. Welcome to the city, Mr. Mayor. There's no manual—just vibes, chaos, and a press conference scheduled in 10 minutes.And finally, it's Tax Day. That magical time of year where we all come together as a nation to say, “Wait… I owe how much?” Nothing builds character quite like watching your bank account get hit with the financial equivalent of a subway door closing on your soul.So whether you're shipping bad decisions, running a city, or just trying to survive the IRS… remember: it's all part of the experience. And by experience, I mean pain with paperwork.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Wednesday, springtime heat melting the Big Apple is poised to break a nearly 80-year record this week, and New Yorkers are basking in sunshine before cooler weather returns.The 7-month-old girl killed by a stray bullet in Brooklyn was laid to rest in a tiny pink Minnie Mouse casket — as one of her accused killers was hauled to court while insisting, “I didn't do it.”And out in the American West, a California woman said she was raped by Rep. Eric Swalwell in 2018 and now plans to make a report to law enforcement.

In today's edition of The Update Journal, we begin with YouTube Premium now costing $15.99 a month… which is impressive, because not that long ago, that was the price of cable. You know—those 800 channels you didn't watch? Now we've evolved. We pay the same price to avoid ads… on an app that still finds ways to remind you that ads exist. Progress.Then we move to Sparkling Ice… which has officially entered its “why are we still bottling this?” era. Because now—after years of training us to grab those colorful bottles from every corner store in this city—they've introduced drink mixes. That's right. You can now take your own water, pour in a packet, and become the factory. Which raises a very uncomfortable question: did Sparkling Ice just… replace itself? Because once you give people the ability to make your product at home, you're basically saying, “Hey—skip the middleman. Also… we are the middleman.”Finally, today's Honorable Mention—The Masters may be over, but the vibes? Oh, they're lingering. Because now, everyone suddenly wants to make the signature Azalea cocktail like they've been golfing at Augusta their whole lives. Which is hilarious, because the same people mixing vodka, lemonade, and grenadine right now couldn't tell you the difference between a birdie and a bogey five minutes ago.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Tuesday, a drill rap war between rival Brooklyn housing projects may have been behind the senseless stray-bullet shooting death of a 7-month-old girl, law enforcement sources say.The Trump administration said it will resume flying a rainbow Pride flag on a federal flagpole at the Stonewall National Monument in New York City, reversing course two months after removing the banner from the first national monument commemorating LGBTQ+ history.And in Washington, Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell of California announced he will resign from Congress following sexual assault and misconduct allegations that prompted loud bipartisan calls for him to step down.

In today's edition of The Update Journal… we're dealing with three very different realities colliding at the exact same time—and none of them asked for permission.First, Pillsbury said “you know what this country needs right now?” Not lower prices, not peace and quiet—S'mores rolls. Because nothing says stability like waking up at 6am on your first day back and stress-eating something that tastes like a campfire and poor decisions. Somewhere, a nutritionist just fell to their knees in a Whole Foods.Meanwhile, the World Cup is coming to town, and New York said, “Great! Let's cancel summer while we're at it.” Concerts? Maybe. Food festivals? Good luck. Your cousin's birthday party in the park? Denied. But don't worry—you can still stand shoulder-to-shoulder with 80,000 people watching a match you barely understand while paying $14 for a bottle of water. Summer vibes… with restrictions.And then there's today—the first day back after Spring Break. That magical moment where your alarm clock feels personal, your commute feels longer, and your brain is still somewhere between “vacation mode” and “I might quit and open a smoothie stand.” You realize very quickly… that this was the last long break until June. Yeah. Let that sit with you. Because if there's one thing we've learned… reality always comes back. It just usually doesn't bring snacks.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Monday, dramatic video shows a masked gunman fleeing a New Jersey Chick-fil-A after a mass shooting at the restaurant on Saturday night.A maniac who slashed three elderly straphangers at Grand Central Terminal before he was shot dead by cops only kept his machete as protection, according to his friend.And out in the American West, Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell's abrupt exit from the race for California governor left his rivals scrambling to lock down his former supporters in a crowded contest with no clear leader, injecting more turmoil into the campaign to lead the nation's most populous state.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we're doing something a little bit different- a compilation of the best of Year 1 of the show. As I've said numerous times before, Year 1 had a lot going on. The first year of Donald Trump's presidency, the October terror attack on the World Trade Center, and the introduction into the 5pm slot just to name a few. But also, the show sounded different back then- and I sounded different too as I was slowly finding my footing. There was also a rundown glitch that we corrected in Year 2. But despite that glitch, a lot of those shows were really fun and very informative. I hope you'll agree with me.

We've done a lot of episodes throughout our many years of #TheUpdate, but some of them are my personal favorites. Every month, we're going to go into The Update vault and play one episode from my personal list of favorite episodes. I hope you enjoy them as much as i did hosting it.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Hello everyone! We're going into #TheUpdate vault to play one of our many episodes throughout our many years of the show. For today's episode, we go into the world of Year 5 of The Update. When we first started this then-show at WKRB in 2017, the first year had a lot of things going on. Donald Trump's first year in office, mass shootings worldwide, and the Great American Solar Eclipse to name just a few. In Year 5, it was more of the same. There was the Russian war in Ukraine, more mass shootings in America, and the overturning of Roe V. Wade to name just a few that we'll mention. But also, after more than two years out on the road, we made our way to a new studio at UD Team in the summer of 2022. Oh, and one last thing- be on the lookout for some WKRB highlights as we looked back on five years of memories.

Somehow, in the span of one episode, we'll manage to cover a man who didn't leave but also apparently doesn't exist anymore, a breakfast item that now requires a warning label, and a “vacation” that starts on April Fool's Day… which feels less like a break and more like a setup.First, PIX11 would like you to believe nothing has changed with Mr. G—just don't ask questions, don't look too closely, and definitely don't acknowledge the giant meteorologist-shaped absence in the room. Totally normal. Completely fine. Nothing to see here.Meanwhile, Pop-Tarts looked at their already questionable life choices and said, “What if we just… doubled down?” Enter the Super Stuffed era—because regular amounts of sugar clearly weren't doing enough damage. At this point, one of these might qualify as both breakfast and a near-death experience.And finally, Spring Break is here… on a Wednesday… on April Fool's Day… right before a 10-day stretch that guarantees you'll forget what your responsibilities even look like. By the time we come back, we'll all be groggy, confused, and wondering who approved this schedule in the first place.In other words: nothing makes sense, everything feels slightly suspicious, and honestly… that tracks.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Wednesday, a jury will soon decide the fate of a man charged in the 2024 shooting death of an NYPD officer, considering a case that briefly became a focal point during President Trump's campaign to reclaim the White House.Four people connected to a company hired by New York City to operate homeless shelters for migrants were arrested Tuesday as part of a federal public corruption investigation that is also examining a City Council member and a top aide to Gov. Hochul.And in Washington, a federal judge ordered the Trump administration to suspend construction of a $400 million ballroom it demolished the East Wing of the White House to make space for, barring work from proceeding without congressional approval.