Tim & Jess - hit104.9 The Border

Not a fun podcast to record, or to upload, or to even write this description. Nick and Jules speak on why they haven't been on air this week, and give everyone a bit more insight as to what the future holds. Thankyou for an incredible ride Victoria. We were so excited to return to our home state, and to be welcomed into your lives each morning. We're devastated we have to go, and, as cliched as it is - we're smiling because it happened, not because it's over. Cheers, Nick and Jules.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jules reads the thrilling final chapter to her short story - one that featured on Letters From Jules, for the past couple of weeks. The team take a deeper look at their Tamagotchis, and begin to realise that they may have signed up for a task more boring than expected. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Sophie Monk. Tamagotchis are born. What's banned at your house? Letters From Jules. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Aliyah attempts to start the pod with a new greeting, which is met with an overwhelming lack of excitement... I don't know - you be the judge. The team get excited about their Tamagotchi comp next week, and ready themselves for the trials and tribulations of parenthood. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: OK Boomer. Do you still have a Tamagotchi? Ned Kelly at Bunnings. Nick goes shopping. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team ask Mumma Bear Mal for a favour (aka, can we use the work card?). Nick trials a new podcast opener, courtesy of Bailey - one of our dedicated Inner Circlers! Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Who's The Best (Around)? Nick debuts the legionnaires hat. What was banned from your school? Bowel Movements in Paradise (or lack of...). Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick tries to hit on a neighbour, and Producer Aliyah's dad falls asleep in an unlikely location... Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Hughsey on Celebrity Gogglebox. Amy Sheppard, fresh off Masked Singer. Nick buys a new hat... Were you robbed? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Jules are once again faced with the question "Am I the Asshole"? Trying to decide today on whether or not a husband is in the wrong or right for denying his wide sex. That sounds gross ,but the answer may not be as apparent as it seems. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Graham Wynn, our finance guru, on the HECs Debt stuff up. Peter's blood donation. Elon Musk to save Wikipedia? The Wiggles Doco. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Jules are wrecked from the weeks getting ready for Comedy Cruise, so much so they're struggling to look ahead to the next one. Between Nick's comedy ,Jules' drums, and Producer Aliyah's DJ decks - could the team be set up for success as a musical trio? Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Letters from Jules - Spooky Edition. Nick receives the best customer service in the world. Jules is too loud for Apple. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedy Cruise... COMPLETE. Mildura, consider yourself, cruised. What an incredible time the Comedy Cruise was last night on today's pod, Nick, Jules and Producer Aliyah take a look back at the night that was! Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Capt. D-Mac joins the show to tell us how well behaved everyone was. Zac Dyer recaps just how weird it was to perform on a boat. King George of Survivor, and his sister Pam have a chat after leaving 'The Amazing Race Australia: Celeb Edition'. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the day of the Comedy Cruise, Nick, Jules and Producer Aliyah are getting excited for a night of drinks, food and laughter. Join the team as they learn to not trust Aliyah with outfit duties, and speak with their ship captain - Capt. D-Mac. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Capt. D-Mac. Can you switch sides of the bed? Sprite the Dog. Where are the lifeguard costumes? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Jules gear up to hit the road, and set out for Mildura and the Comedy Cruise. Nick again speaks on peeing where he shouldn't, and Producer Aliyah begins to regret her choice n joining the show. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Zack Dyer and his mullet, join the Comedy Cruise. Wil Anderson, ahead of the season premiere of Question Everything. What's in Jules' car? Nick buys expired eggs. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Jules decide on whether or not it's rude to rock up to your dad's funeral. The answer might not be as clear cut as that sounds... Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Scared of women. Handbag Bingo. Man vs. Kangaroo. Donna Collins joins the Comedy Cruise. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick recaps his half-marathon from the weekend, and Jules learns what people say about her once she jumps off the phone. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Letters from Jules. Em joins the Comedy Cruise. What's the shortest date you've been on? Animals on the loose. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Jules, joined by Producer Aliyah and Cameraman Brad, recap their adventure to Beechworth Asylum. Last night, ahead of Halloween, the gang visited the famous Victorian attraction, and ended up leaving much more open-minded than they entered. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Jules isn't sexy enough. Nick gets ready to chafe. Not Quite the News, Bulletin. Oldest ever skydiver. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick asks Jules and Aliyah if they're in the majority or minority when it comes to a particular piece of gym etiquette - AND - Tram girl makes a return to the podcast. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: Nick visits the GP. Frogs try to stay single. James Lake, update on the Middle Eastern conflict. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Jules discuss the origins of Jules' ear problems, and if comedians prefer silence or barking. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: OK Boomer, featuring Mama Bear Mal. Oui Oui Wednesday Quiz. Nick can only turn right. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's "Am I the Asshole?", we hear from a lady who can't tell if she should go on a date or not. The reason? You'll have to listen to find out I suppose. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And our fav bits from the show this morning: James Lake from the Newsroom, on the conflict in the Middle East. You won't believe how much Nick pays for the gym. When were you sent home? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you rock a trendy haircut back in high school? You know the type, where everyone thought it looked cool, but retrospectively you used more gel than a supermarket would legally sell a tween, all to just plaster your fringe down to your eyebrows? Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. Some of today's show, the "highlights", if you will: Jules ignores Nick. Letters from Jules. Attacked by a dinosaur penis. The missing football. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joined for today's podcast by country superstar, Danielle Bradbery - one of the incredible headliners of Ridin' Hearts Festival. Hear about drinking backstage, writing about your exes, and why country is getting so popular, then check out her new single 'The Day That I'm Over You'. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. Some of the show you might've missed as well: Divorcing a ghost. What are you eating wrong? Not Quite the News, Bulletin. How to stop wetting the bed. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team get excited for 'Nick & Jules' Comedy Cruise', and look to learn from the mistakes of 'Tram'd Up Comedy'. Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. Plus some of the show you might've missed this morning: The President's dog, Commander. Do you have someone's name tattooed on you? Finger Lickin' Nightclub. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's pod, legendary runner Nedd Brockmann hangs around for a longer off-air chat. Kind of hard to believe, but he actually hates running. Allegedly... Join 'The Nick & Jules Inner Circle' on Facebook right now. There, you can find behind the scenes content, Alphabucks clues, and exclusive giveaways. And as usual, some of the best bits from today's show: Nedd Brockmann (extended chat). The Oui Oui Wednesday Quiz. Ducking messages and Billie Eilish. How well do you know McDonald's? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another Tuesday, another segment of 'Am I the Asshole'? Producer Aliyah brings the team a weird story of a bloke, a shower, and a private investigator. Plus, some bits you might've missed this morning: Comedy Cruise. Jules' Invisalign. Nick sleeps through the night. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Jules finally announce the hotly anticipated COMEDY CRUISE! A comedy gala night, floating you down along the Murray River with plenty of food, drinks and laughs. Also joined on the podcast today by Alisha Aitken-Radburn, author of The Villain Edit - A memoir about reality TV and taking control of the narrative available now from Booktopia.Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team amuses themselves with a magic 8 ball, and find out if their office renovations will be performed on time. Jules has spoilt her own surprise party, and Produer Aliyah might be responsible? Plus, some of our fav bits from today's show: James Lake on the new Premier. Sheep get high in Greece. Rose the Psychic, predicts the AFL Grandfinal.  Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear about Producer Aliyah's awful haircut, and learn why you shouldn't be left alone with a hairdresser. Plus, some fun bits from today's show: Guy Montgomery on Thank God You're Here. Nick's unexplainable running phenomena. James Lake from the newsroom, on Dan Andrews departure. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New segment, AITA? returns, and we find out that it takes the bare minimum to not be a bad dad. Plus, some of the show you might've missed today: Superbowl halftime show announced. Summer Warne is UNMASKED. Sue your hairdresser. Is Nick being haunted? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get a brief update on the location of Mr. Wap, and learn that Jules gets hangry - be warned. Not to mention, if ya missed today's show, here are some of the best bits: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce UPDATES. New running motivation. Footy presentation night. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jules prepares to claim the undisputed Best and Fairest at her club*, and Producer Aliyah questions the efficiency of her friend's event planning. Missed something from the show? Here ya go: Taylor Swift's new BF rumours. Peter stages an intervention. Not Quite the News, Bulletin. Is it a Pub? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reality TV stars are trying to unionise, but why? Plus, Nick gives a vague history lesson that is vaguely interesting. If that's not enough, some of the show you missed today is in there as well: Who's the Best? (Around) Baby Methamphetamine Rules. An unlikely song in Florence. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Jules take a trip down memory lane, taking a look at their old Facebook statuses to see what life was like as an angsty teen/young adult. Producer Aliyah jumps in, also highlighting why it isn't a good thing to be constantly connected to the internet. Some moments you might've missed from today's show: Beach and river etiquette. Nick's diet hack. The secret to growing tall. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New segment, who dis? New podcast exclusive segment that sees the team decide on the intricacies of shared finances, and how can you be rich in your early 20s. Missed stuff from this morning? We've got you sorted: Pick-pocketing Jules. Nick & Jules & Caravan Parks. Douchebag #2. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jules is back, and we also meet the newest member of the team - Producer Aliyah! Jules' takes us to Europe, and Nick is shocked to learn of Aliyah's tattoos.. Missed the show today? Here are some of the best bits to catch up with: Jules, and missing important moments. Meet the new producer! Contiki Douchebag #1 Spy internships. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Em's last show with us, before Jules returns on Monday morning. We look back, and forward, and then back again across the last 5 weeks. Some highlights from today's show too: Not Quite the News, Bulletin. Sexy train rides. Rude guy at the gym. Em's gift to Nick. VMAs after party wrap up. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Way too serious today. Uncharacteristically deep and profound. Nick also talks about peeing somewhere unconventional, so it does balance out. Bits from today as well: Mexican aliens revealed. VMAs wrap up. New dating term - 'phubbing'. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We delve into Nick's past, the past that somehow saw him get this job. Em is surprised by a hobby of Nick's, and the surprises don't stop coming. Best bits from today as well: Jessica Mauboy. Frankie McNair. Nick isn't ready for the half-marathon. Crocs galore. The least trusted jobs in Australia. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick praises the sales tactics of a charity worker, and Em makes it very clear that she doesn't own expensive activewear. Best bits from today as well: Grindr license plates. GV man runs way more than anyone ever should. Em has been betrayed. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick rolls into the studio a little dustier than he left, and Em is crippled by her football team's loss. Best bits of the show as well: Osher joins the show ahead of 'The Masked Singer'. Postcards from Jules. What is your partners annoying habit. Em's flirty grandma. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Em discuss the vicious battle between 'Saturday Nick' and 'Sunday Nick'. Who will win? Nick grades Em on her overall performance to date. Best bits of the show as well: Fridayz ticket winner finally announced! Victoria is under attack.. Not Quite the News, Bulletin. You were vaping where?! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick gets travel advice from Em, and we learn that you need to get certified to be putting out the perfect margherita pizza. Some of this morning's show as well, for you listening pleasure: Dating roster, and doing the SAME date. Who's the Best? (Around). Low level psychic moments. Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas split. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Em reveals something shocking about herself on the pod, something that rocks him to his core.. Less core rocking though, are some of the best bits of the show included in today's pod: Ray O'Leary joins 'Thank God You're Here'. Em tries to run. Rats try to vape. When did you know you were an adult? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Em, a lover of reality TV, workshops new TV show ideas with Nick. Nick is full of regret, apparently. Hotels, motels, and sleepovers. Em gets gaslit. Smallest thing you've cried over? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Em catch up on their polar opposite weekends - one of joy, another sorrow, and try to find Nick a new hobby. Some of today's show as well: Postcards from Jules. The Golden Girls 2.0. What's the worst movie you've seen? Saddle Club DVD Box set Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Em debrief before a drunken weekend, either to celebrate or commiserate - time will tell. Some of the show that you might have missed today (though you better not have missed any of it): Tommy Little, on his new book. The most commonly shoplifted item. Dealbreakers. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A star studded line-up for today's podcast. Hot of the announcement of Fridayz Live's line-up, Jo Jo and Fatman Scoop speak with Nick and Jules about what is going to be the show of a lifetime. Ross Noble swings by as well, to berate Nick for pissing in hot tubs. In today's pod: Jo Jo Fatman Scoop Ross Noble Isn't that enough for you?! That's tons of big guests! Back off! Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Em dissect Jules' recent Instagram post, and figure out the perfect sized... penis? pig? Either way, Jules will regret posting her Euro snaps. Here's some of today's show as well: Can you pee in a hot tub? Bachelor Cremation. Nick got caught shoplifting. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Em pitch each other their opening lines for dating apps. Nick gets roasted, and Em gets toasted - perhaps unjustly. Here are some bits of the show you might've missed: Vic Govt. and taxi regulation. Em's Grandma gets dressed up. The worst opening line for a dating app? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Em dispense some unfriendly wisdom, first thing on a Monday morning. Nick makes you move, and Em says ditch your mates. Plus, some of what you missed this morning: Jules, live from Italy. Mysterious plane ticket. 'A Magic' coffee order. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick gets graded on his, tutelage? His oversight? Whatever, Em tells Nick how he has been on the show for her first two weeks. Some of the show you mighta missed this morning: Bad rooster. NZ to join Australia? What's the weird thing at your grandparent's house? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Em start off with some worldly wisdom, before hijacking the podcast and talking about a TV show. Every yin, has its yang. Some of this morning's show for your listening pleasure: Who's The Best?! (Around). Em crashes the work car. Long distance relationship contract. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there a level of hotness, that doesn't excuse of boring you are? Th team discuss the fragile link between personality and if you're a 10/10. Best bits from this morning's show as well: Lisa Palmer, CEO of Wildlife Victoria. Nick is getting some weird items suggested to him online.. Em exercises in her sleep. What have you banned your partner from? Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Em figure out some weird speech patterns, and Em reveals the setting of her first kiss. Bits from today's show as well: The Hundred with Andy Lee. Nick gets stung by the gym. Russian space failure. Sexiest accents, according to Aussies. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jules joins us live from Spain, and showcases her new European voice! Nick has fun at a funeral, and Em has a new fav follow on Instagram. Bits from today's show, as well: Putting the 'fun', in funeral. Shirtless AFL players. Postcards from Jules. Subscribe on LiSTNR: https://play.listnr.com/podcast/tim-and-jessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.