Witty Bitch

As a show note I got new microphones and some of the sound quality is not perfect because I am playing with the mic in my hand I hope that doesn't completely ruin your listening experience.

After a much too long haitus witty bitch is back, with a bit of a different format covering all things pop culture. With the help of special guest cohost Will we talk vanderpump rules, the valley, below deck, our trip to new york to see chicago, the best sandwitches in the world (portillos) Mcbee dynasty and we end it all with a tasteful game of "F, Marry, Kill" classy as ever. Thank you for the listen, I cannot tell you how much I have missed podcasting. Have a great week!

We're back and in the old trope lost the first recording so after trying to recover the recording, made a new one...a lot of tears and discissions of our crushes and controversial movies we got this

Never thought I would bring sports into my Beloved'd Real Housewives recaps but then again, I never thought I would have cervical cancer or live in Floridia. But these things happen. I know many podcasts and shows take off for the holidays and that's fine but I have always felt alone and wanting something to listen to because lets face it the holiday's are not always tne nicest time for everyone. So please enjoy this were here giggling about silly shows and debating food choices with you Thank you all for listening hope you have a fantastic holiday

Podcasters on the island baby!!! Just in time for the holidays we have epsidoe 2 covering Real Housewivedrs Ultimate Girls Trip New York Legacy. Still working out some kinks but are kinks not what this show is all about? Am I right or AM I RIGHT!? Thanks for sticking with us and to quote our absolute possibly unhealthy obsession Gary from the Golden Bachelor "don't...stop...believing....DON'T ...STOP ... BELIELIVING!" Today we cover epsidoe 2 which is filled with eggs a la francaise, tears, tits and so much more. Allison has a couple of heated moments and possible rage issues describing B*thenny Frankel's attempted "reality reckoning" aka take down of our beloved reality shows (the audacity) we also talk our favorite old school #RHONJ moments and debate a side podcast on that beloved show alone, we talk hockey games, the Ashley Madison Scandal, Will's newest soul mate Kristen "Yellow Bikini" Taekman and at the very end just in time for Christmas as a special treat we manage to fit in a brief discussion about the most harrowing cult documentary either of us have ever seen in our lives, one that has literally been keeping us up at night and might get its own bonus spinoff episode.. "Mothergod" start clutching your pearls now cause this is a wild, wild one. Wild doesnt even begin to describe it. As always thank you all so much for listening and again special thank you and shout out to fan favorite co-host Will for returning after being fully thrown fully into the deep end (or to quote Lady Gaga off the deep end) into this universe of real housewives and not only surviving but thriving AND standing up for continental style "wet eggs" everywhere! We're far from the shallow now. Please rate and subscribe!

After a few technical difficulties and a long hiatus were BACK baby!! And so happy to be, doing what we (I) love most which is talking everything pop culture and bribing hilarious friends to do it with me. Fan Favorite co-host William makes his triumphant return as we begin our Ultimate Girls Trip New York Legacy journey. Before that though we had quite a bit to catch up on we discuss The Golden Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, Christmas movies specifically Love Actually and the insane fact that Will had never seen it, Emma Roberts and her Iconic dad Eric Roberts his roles in various music videos, iconic failed auditions that I have had and it wouldn't be Will if we didnt discuss "Bubba the Love Sponge" my ultimate enemy/twin flame of running my mouth on audio. There were a few technical difficulties but I promise well continue to improve. Happy Holidays everyone and "HOUSEWIVeS/WIttyBitch On THE ISLaND BABYYYY!!"

Recapping what I consider to be one of the most riveting episodes of Vanderpump Rules- let alone any television or film ever. We are edging to the top! I also introduce my upcoming patreon which will have tons bonus content at various tiers. More information to come. So excited for this coming weeks episode! This season is truly blowing my mind. PS LISA AT THE WHITE HOUSE!???

Lets give em something to talk about

A HUGE thank you to everyone that reached out after last weeks return. I'm happy to be back in "full form" for the Mister Toads Wild Ride that is Vanderpump Rules. I may curse a little bit but lets all go with it! and not get sued! Live, laugh, dress!

So happy to be back and so sorry that I curse a little in this one. Thanks for listening! missed you guys! Subscribe and review

In this brief bonus episode we get WEIRD! We are missing our classic Bravo recap's because lets face it the holidays get us all in our feelings.. I promise to get back to Real Housewives of Potomac, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and all sorts of silly TV soon but until then please enjoy an unearthed book written by a 7 year old Allison. A book about terrible days and optimism. Happy Holidays everyone! Thanks for listening please rate and review

In this exclusive episode Allison is joined by special guest, friend of the pod and attendee of Bravocon Lindsay! We get a Behind the scenes of all things Bravo, a truly exclusive boots on the ground. We talk all things Bravo including our fantasy "housewives" leagues as well as pitching new shows "real housemoms of the real housewives" Allison gives cocktail recommendations after a night out at PUMP in West Hollywood, complains about the archives of Bravo shows going over to peacock and Lindsay keeps it positive with her awesome play by play of Bravocon! Trust me you don't want to miss this episode, its time to listen, live, laugh and Luann! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It is the final and very hyped up Aspen episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Joined by beloved guest host William I will say something that I never thought I would be writing in an episode description… we go to a place of sports and not just sports but old school wrestling (WWF/WWE) trivia. We both live laugh and learn, because honestly sometimes you just have to go where the podcast takes you. So buckle up Bravo fans! Trust me, keep an open mind, I know I am taking us places we have not been before, we get a little off topic but I promise you will enjoy it; Witty Bitch nation is about to take you on the ride of your life as we recap the end to the Aspen trip and make some interesting connections between sports (The NFL!???), the Attitude era of the WWE (formerly WWF), Pokemon cards in estate sales, reality TV, the state of our nation, Arron Rogers, and the connection between it all!

Brought to you in part by Th*raflu we don't know who goes more off the rails this week the ladies of Beverly Hills in Aspen or Allison with a fever stuck alone on birthday week but happily joined on the pod by the fantastic William. We recap this weeks episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we talk KFC v Popeyes, pizza hubs, depends coupons, shots from a shot gun, the sabotage of Kathy, THE EARRINGS, reading the LA times, altitude sickness and Allison's continued one sided feud with "Bubba"

WOW the next episode of the aspen trip

In this special supersized episode covering part 1 of the long awaited Real Housewives of Beverly Hill's Aspen trip I'm joined by special guest and brand new bravo-holic/Kathy STAN William Hall. We ALLEGEDLY discuss Housewives court drama updates, dental equipment, the housewives hangovers, the packing, PK's glasses, private jets, we get real about corn, get derailed by the John McAffee documentary on Netflix, we laugh a lot, I possibly get myself sued but most importantly we get real about the REAL housewives of Beverly Hills in aspen, the liars, the thieves and the ... ANNNNNAA OPPP!

Better late than ever as we roller-skate through this sleeper of an episode which chronicles Kyles birthday shenanigans, Lisa Rinnas pumped up pump it lip kit disco pump party (a passive aggressive dig on Vanderpump? Wouldn't shock me), everyone teaming up on our Sutton and a mix of of an organization/charity name that leads what may be one of the best scenes in recent Housewife history. A scene I will surely be gathering friends, comedians and professional actors to do a round table reading of one day

Just when I had lost my faith the housewives of Beverly Hills delivered on a truly insane episode in which I had no choice but to double down on and do an equally insane recap of. Come to MY window, Come to my podcast, I'll be home soon

In what feels like a fever dream and possibly is Allison goes with no notes and just takes to the mic after a week of self quarantine and paranoia even after negative covid tests. There are some hot takes and a lot of love for iconic queens that are with and with out us now. Promise to take notes next time, love you all! Thanks for listening! Take care and be well

In a newly discovered old diary Allison shares an old entry reflecting on the sex education that was given as a child in Virginia in the 1990's, the understanding of AIDS as a 7 year old, combined with the civil war and the heartbreak of not having your crush talk to you at recess.

buckle up because allison is coming in hott on this episode. love you listeners

A lot of apologies are made in this quick fact check.

In a moment of pure insanity, moving boxes and Jason mRAZ music I realized there were a few things I wanted to set straight from the last podcast. I love you guys almost as much as I love an addendum. xoxo, Gossip Girl

Listen as Allison has an existential crisis. I love every single listener but I am in full tears while grappling with the idea of if I can cover Bravo anymore. We go to a dark place but with good music cameos. Love you guys so much thanks for listening now and always

After recovering my phones battery charge and re watching the episode I realized I had more to say and I apologize ahead of time to Will Arnett Jason Mraz and anyone who got married to either of their voice. I kept my side of the street clean though

It's a holiday weekend with no notes and a whole lots of thoghts on the RHOBH ladies. I cover Garcelle's birthday party, Sutton's detective work, Diana Jenkin's drama on and off the air ahemmmmmm and Kyles splits that have finally gone too far. All with a dead phone! And not just "needs a charge" dead I'm talking full blown brick, but making it chic, I spent a summer in Italy and MONTREAL after all.

After a show of true courage and knee deep in my half and half era this episode recaps a truly bizarre and drug fueled episode of RHOBH, but not after catching all of us up to the latest in Bravo gossip. Fear and loathing on witty bitch

Chaos ensues at all of Kyles houses (yes, houses plural), Sutton and Diana look gorgeous in red with their blonde hair, Erika claims to have proven innocent (EXCUSE A MOI!?) I get hott for Dorit and PK's love and while suffering from my own rasp reminisce about the good old days of Ashlee Simpsons iconic Pieces of Me era rasp... PS did you all know that Crystal's husband Rob invented the Lion King !?

This episode is likely to get deleted soon because it is truly off the rails. However if you are one of the few that listens before I take this down because its shameful buckle up, this is not so much of a recap but more a stream of consciousness recap of all things Bravo TV throughout the years, specifically the housewives songs. I even admit to still jamming to Erika Jayne and the time I tried to apply at SUR and was turned down for being "too ugly" or "not pretty enough" i cant remember verbatim, it will remain one of life's great mysteries

Covering both part 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion

What started out so innocent in this episode I will now name the “pink table talk” Witty bitch airs I all in her own version of an airing of the grievances a “festivas for the bitch rest of us”. I love you all so much and hope you appreciate this episode; the good the bad and the ugly. I did not expect to but I accidentally poured my heart out here and some parts did get a little dark. I'm on Instagram at @wittybitchpodcast and on twitter at @wittybitch to quote our queen Britney apparently “I'm not that innocent” I debated sharing this at all but I have never known kinder or better people than my listeners, I never want to let you guys down so have a great listen and an amazing peaceful and productive week!

While recovering fresh off an assault and a broken mic In this episode we cover the newest episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey but Allison the witty bitch herself gets side tracked with her feud with Bubba, who she WiLL be seeing in a few weeks if he's courageous enough that is. There are also fun/ traumatic memories of watching the “fancy” music video. This is not perfect so I am afraid to put it out but what world would we be in if we only put perfect things out

**update this is a repost of an episode from last week, ever the tech savvy queen somehow the original post got deleted ... is mercury in retrograde or do laptops just hate me!?? or both?? ** In this very different episode of Witty Bitch I am joined by an an anonymous guest who we will refer to as "Anonymous Hollywood Insider" or A.H.I for short/ This episode does come late due to technical difficulties but I still felt it was important to share and to open a dialogue about. Special thank you to A.H.I for the engaging and thought provoking conversation I cant tell you how much I appreciate the time you took out of your busy schedule (especially busy THIS time of year in this particular industry). And a special thank you to you all for baring with me as my nerves are very real, this format of an interview is something I have never done on the podcast but hope to do more of. We do touch on sensitive topics through this conversation so I will put a trigger warning in here. Additionally I do understand that this is a controversial discussion, as so many of the discussions surrounding what I have called "The Slap Heard Round Hollywood" in no way am I trying to offend anyone or start arguments I just wanted to share this back and forth. It can be scary to discuss such intense things but I think it is also important to talk calmly with your peers and those around you there is so much we can learn from each other even if we do not always agree. So while this episode is very different than my normal content I hope you enjoy it. Thank you for listening And don't you worry you beautiful listeners Witty Bitch will be back to your normally scheduled programming of Housewives, pop culture shenanigans and all around silly stories - RHOBH is right around the corner after all!! And the insanity of this Depp Heard trial which is getting crazier day by day

This episode is pure shenanigans. Allison goes in on both RHONJ RHOC the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial with no notes at all. I throw my voice out doing my Frank Senior impression and I couldn't be happier to be back

Your girl stayed up late to record this one so were all over the place. Slaphappy is the correct term I guess ...no pun intended with the Will Smith Oscars incident which I have a lot of feelings about. I have a lot planned coming your way that I am so excited to share with you. Make sure to rate and review and follow me on instagram at @wittybitchpodcast Thank you for listening and I hope you are having a fantastic week

Thank you for tuning into the “soft prelaunch” of the Witty Bitch Podcast, I am back, I am wittier and bitchier than ever! We start with a bang! The pop culture equivalent of word vomit, a phrase I normally hate but there is no other way to describe this supersized episode. To quote Bethany Frankel this week I “MENTION IT ALL!” from reminiscing about Coyote Ugly and the simpler days of Brandy Glanville V LeAnn Rimes (I go OFF there) to all things currently exploding in pop culture Kim V Kanye V Pete V the World V Working Women to binge worthy show recommendations general gossip and finally ending with recaps of my truest loves The Housewives (Jersey, Salt lake and OC in that order) and then ponder about if its appropriate to ask an old friend for a picture of a bagel you took together in NYC 5 years ago…Personally I think it is and I am working on finding that picture for the instagram- I mean business and my business is foodporn by way of New York bagel pictures! Thanks for listening Time stamps: Intro general hello welcome home and Leann Rhimes MESS 00:00-9:20 Pop Culture EXPLOSION! Kim/Kanye/Pete + Get off your fucking ASS and WORK+ Space Travel? Blue origin!? 09:20-32:05 Binge watching ALL of the TV Inventing Anna, Tinder Swindler, The Dropout, Byron Baes, Love is Blind Season 1, Andy Warhol diaries, How I met your father 32:06- 1Hr 6min Housewives catchup extravaganza! Jersey, Salt Lake and Orange County (in that order) 1hr 6 min- End

This week Witty Bitch makes a come back and goes somewhere she never thought she would... THE SUPERBOWL if thats even how you spell it. Go rams! and trust me I cant believe I spent 40 minutes talking about sports instead of bravo but technically it was the halftime show that I talked about because frankly Im obsessed with it I cant stop re watching it. I hope i make you obsessed as well, I have a lot of hot takes but youre going to have to listen ... I think this podcast speaks for itself. We will go back to bravo housewives etc soon but this performance needs to be discussed. Love you guys and thanks for the listen I hope you enjoy!

As Allison continues to unpack (literally, mentally and emotionally) she stumbles across an old project that dives deep into dinosaurs, bears, pangaea, and only using bears as a scale of measurement

In the episode no one asked for but everyone is getting, after moving her final belongings back from her childhood home in Virginia Allison found a diary. It is read completely unfiltered, so buckle up and get ready for the roller coaster ride that is middle school romance and heartbreaks

We cover what was a defining moment in pop culture and share a million different personal stories on the way. I (Allison) makes a hard stance in defense of deviled eggs

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? Or rather can you Belize it!?! It's the last episode, as Flav would say "our time is up" first and formost I apologize for being MIA last week I got some sort of flu and it was insane but enough about that. I'm going to let this episode speak for itself, we go off the rails a few times but that only makes it better...also I randomly really focus on a code name ex boyfriend for the first 10 minutes - sorry not sorry? These things happen! Thank you to all of our listeners to coming on this Flavor of Love season 2 rewatch journey with us! Every single week I have done nothing but giggle and smilie and laugh till I am red in the face thanks to you all and to Broc and Jenny. After this episode we segway into Broc's Podcast Split Check, which I highly recommend hopping over to! Normally it is focused on "behind the scenes" of restaurants and the crazy stories that come with working at one- especially in LA which is where we all met however this episode we do a "DEEP DIVE" on oldschool pop culture because you know we cant all stay on topic for the life of us. Everyone enjoy both podcasts! So excited for what is to come!!!

We go LONG AND STRONG this week. It is a family reunion and it is amazing! We also get personal with our story telling and welcome in Broc's new podcast “Split the Check” Jenny Nick and I guest on the first episode it's so fun check it out! I'm so serious we go IN on our days of meeting each other and working at an insane bar in LA when we all first moved here- so much gossip! But yes this episode is long but trust me its worth it we talk random crushes (SHOCKER) the time I almost became a Mormon, Jenny being a hilarious podcast queen per usual and treats us to her musical songstress talent! Broc dropping amazing music on us and his infatuation with Post Malone then of course the iconic appearance of New York's Mom AKA MISS MICHELLE AKA SISTER PATTERSON and so much more. This is a family affair! Trigger warning masturbation is discussed. Kind of a lot , WE SAID WHAT WE SAID!

In what is our most MUSICAL episode yet! Broc and Jenny fan favorites and Flavor of Love experts recap episode 8, not only that but we go down on a musical rabbit hole! We give you Lindsay Lohan, K-pop Bops and that hot dishwasher we used to work with. He was a cutie! So get ready for lots of fun singing and gossip on top of our normally scheduled recapping of the episode… Additionally due to a computer glitch for the entire second half I am forced to listen to recordings of my old stand up routines and an ex boyfriend screaming at me. Gotta love lifes little surprises! But like champions we just went with it- the show must always go on! YES AND! AM I RIGHT!?

This bonus episode is a TREAT! New Best friend and pop culture superfan Katy Donandio joins me for a truly insane episode! We talk about EVERYTHING! The Armie Hammer of it all The Britney ( love our girl so much) of it all and Bravo through the years! Life laugh Love enjoy! Also just to make this clear its all ALLEGEDLY! No ones getting sued today! NOT ON MY WATCH - OR TOM GERARDIS for that matter!

Episode 7: Bowling and revenge We Start this episode with an EMERGENCY! Allison almost had to podcast from the bathroom, it happens to the best of us, well leave it at that. Broc has a new podcast which we are so excited to announce. Jenny is on FIRE! Sign up for her only fans because this girl needs money for the back problems she may have incurred while CARRYING this weeks episode. We cover “fake-ism”, “pussy outlines” Bootz's abstinence and so much more. Plus plot twist Krazy was on Making the Bands! We love a crossover twist!

After severe technical difficulties the day has FINALLY come. New York is BACK with a vengeance. I am joined by the famous Broc and Jenny to recap what is truly the most quotable episode in all of television history. There is an explosion of fights, quotes and surprises. We not only relive our own friendships and lives through quotes, we go on a few tangents revisiting other reality shows of that era…or maybe just a WHOLLE lot of America's next top model tangents and references. Broc and Jenny solve an embarrassing magazine mystery for me. Additionally we discuss the insane slut shaming, double standards and hypocrisy in the way Nibblez was treated- Justice for Nibblez a true graceful trailblazer! There is a plot twist at the end and I am truly over the moon. Plus Broc gives us a special report New York drama news update. You do not want to miss this episode

So todays episode I will not lie, we recorded the day after inauguration. Which I celebrated. For the record when I say I “celebrated” it was a series of zoom calls and phone calls with little toasts through the day, alone in my apartment because I'm still about that isolated life. However in the midst of my “celebration” I almost lost the first half of this episode- tears were shed! I feel like a modern day DARE commercial. So welcome to flavor of love season2 episode 5 recap the first and hopefully last hangover of my 30's! That being said thank god I had Broc and Jenny to help me giggle through it all while we recapped even more flavor of love so without further ado. Get ready for more giggles and adrenaline than anyone has ever heard. Here's This week's episode of The Witty Bitch ….We meet Snazzy dressers, Jenny thinks G-units entourage is hot, Broc shows us an iconic Flav song and Allison much to no ones surprise is still in love with Big Rick. But most importantly we DON'T KINK SHAME #teamnokinkshame in this house.

Welcome to this week's episode of The Witty Bitch podcast. The Flavor of wit….The Flavor of bitch if you will!? I am joined by the hilarious and beloved fan favorites/ my personal dream team @whoBrocJames and @Jennyfitzsim/@JennyFitzy as we continue our recap of season 2 of the TRULY ICONIC reality show Flavor of Love. We have SUCH an episode for you today as we recap episode 4, so much laughter so much MESSSS and I'll warn you somehow we got even less safe for work, which we seem to do everyweek- what can I say we're overacheivers- if you can dream if you can do it! We get to judge a dance contest, discuss the perfect dates, amazing asses, crazy fights and so much more! So join us to live, laugh, krump, and love! Recapping Flavor of Love season 2 has been the gift that keeps on giving. Enjoy this weeks episode and if you feel so compelled please feel free to join us in the #justiceforToastee movement so bravely started by our very own @jennyfitzy and make sure to wish our glow up king @whobrocjames a very Happy Birthday!

This week's recap of Flavor of Love Episode 3 is chaotic but that feels all too fitting for the week that we all just had to deal with. We go off topic a few times (SHOCKER: WE DISCUSS WAITRESSING/WAITER NIGHTMARES AGAIN) and somehow JLo ? We are interrupted halfway through via my recording device trying to charge me more money for time. It's messy. All jokes aside I hope everyone is as happy and healthy as possible and that Broc Jenny and I are able to bring you just an hour or so of laughter during these crazy times. I know even just doing this gives us joy. Make sure to follow Broc on instagram at @whobrocjames, @whobrocjames_ on twitter and @jennyfitzsim on instagram, @jennyfitzy on twitter and Jennyfitzsim on Onlyfans. In this house we are sex positive! You can find me at @trainwruk on instagram and twitter as well as @wittybitchpodcast and @realhousewivesofrealitypodcast on Instagram. I'm so lucky to have these 2 in my life. Everyone take care, enjoy, laugh and love!

In an iconic crossover episode I am joined by Kevin Skiffington of the infamous Talko Bell A Podcast podcast. We discuss Taco Bell orders, the state of the live comedy scene and so much more! I highly recommend you listen to his podcast follow not only his social media but that of Jammin Java where so many DMV live comedy shows are produced. Enjoy! @justskiff @jamminjava

Happy New Year! I am joined with my hilarious fantastic co-hosts this week as we recap episode 2 of the ICONIC season 2 of our beloved reality show 'Flavor of Love'. We recorded this on New Year's Eve 2020 and it was posted today January 1st 2021, so oddly enough it is both the last podcast of last year and the first podcast of this year. To be honest anytime I have Broc and Jenny on we get silly together and "spill the tea" usually I edit those parts out but this episode it all just made me giggle too much to cut any of it out. What I'm saying is WE GOT A LITTLE MESSY and I kept it ALL in! SAY IT ALL!!! I hope everyone had a happy, healthy, responsible and safe New Years Eve! Enjoy the episode! @whobrocjames on instagram and @whobrocjames_ on twitter @jennyfitzsim on instagram and @Jennyfitzy on twitter