Blocked Party

As we promised, every so often we'll drop a bonus episode into the free feed for you to have a listen to. Over on our Patreon, we've been cleaning out all of the leftover listener blocks we never got to on the main episodes of our show. It's been a ton of fun and a blast from the past as we remember some real ghouls and main characters of the day from 5 years ago. And back in November, our good pal Kevin Banner joined us to run a bunch down with ya. We've since done 4 more of these, and the inbox still isn't empty! You can join the Patreon at patreon.com/blockedparty for 3 brand-new bonus episodes every month. You'll also get immediate access to the entire BP bonus catalogue, and our Discord, and merch discounts, and lots of other fun stuff. Join today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You didn't think we would mess with tradition, did you? The main show may be dead, but our hatred never dies. We are back with the 6th annual Enemies List, where we take a look back on our 2024 Enemies and decide if they ate enough crap to have been defeated by us, and we look ahead to 2025 and wish the worst possible years for a select group of people. We also discuss our Christmases and what's been going on with us lately. Enjoy. As you may have heard, we are a Patreon-only show now. You can still get THREE, NEW!! bonus episodes every single month over at patreon.com/blockedparty. We're doing the usual fun stuff over there and having a grand old time. Come join us for the low price of $5/month! You also get access to our entire back catalogue of over 150 bonus episodes, access to our Discord, exclusive merch discounts, and other little fun things from time to time. We also have a FREE 7-day trial if you want to see what you're missing and give it a try before signing up. And as announced on the show, we also have a brand new shirt design to commemorate the end of the show, drawn by our friend Rory Blank. It's awesome and we think you'll like it. Check it out at merch.blockedparty.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We officially close the show's loop by inviting our first-ever guest, Jesse Farrar (Your Kickstarter Sucks), back on the show to put the final nail in the main feed's coffin. Of course, the show is going to continue to exist on Patreon for the next little while as Stefan and John figure out their next moves. 3 BRAND NEW bonus episodes every single month, plus access to the entire back catalogue of bonus episodes (over 150!), for the low price of $5/month. One tier, all the bonus episodes, that's it. You'll also get access to our exclusive Discord, merch discounts, and all that fun stuff too. Join today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are LIVE from the Biltmore Cabaret with the FINAL main episode of Blocked Party EVER, and Bryan is here to tell us all about how he had to block his brother-in-law for being a flat-earther. And that's not the only strange Bryan story we get on the episode (obviously), as he fills us in on his overall disdain for nature because mountains don't sing or play music and his penchant for pissing in the drain in the laundry room in his basement. And of course, because it is the last main episode of the show, Stefan graces us with an insane Joey compilation to really bring it on home. Plus, Bryan gets taken to a card show in Vancouver by Stefan where he wins a big prize, Stefan finds a truly unbelievable Rule 34, and someone craps themselves at a Godspeed You! Black Emperor concert. While this is the final main episode of the show (we will also be doing a retrospective episode in the coming weeks but this is the last one in the "BP Format"), the Patreon will continue to live on with all your favorite bonus episode content. We'll continue to do THREE NEW bonus episodes every single month, while the entire back catalogue will also remain available and you get access to all of it the second you sign up. It's well over 150 episodes at this point, and if you want to hear John and Stefan together, our Patreon will be the only place to do it in the coming months before the new show launches sometime in 2025. So head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, donate to the show, and stay with us as we head into this new chapter. Bryan Quinby is a podcaster whose podcast "Guys: A Podcast About Guys" is available wherever you get your pods. You can follow him on Twitter at @murderxbryan. This episode will also be available in video format on our YouTube, though it may take a few days since it was recorded live at the Biltmore as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As the main show winds down, you KNOW we had to get our friends Tom Walker and Demi Lardner (bigsofttitty.png) back on the show. So we did! And Demi has a very funny Block Tale about getting her number pre-emptively blocked by her mom's boss (chef) who overhears Demi on the phone saying to her mom she's going to harass the chef. It's great. The episode is great too, as we discuss John and Stefan's asses, cold is bad for lizard brain, Australian life, meeting up at TwitchCon, and Indiana Jones. Plus, Tom keeps us up to date on the Magic: The Gathering community, Demi talks The Great Khali, a Republican candidate rented a family for photos, and the Sum 41 guy has a really tall wife. If you want all killer, no filler, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month! Last week, Joshua Custodio interviewed us about the conclusion of Blocked Party, and lots of people have said very nice things about the episode, so make sure to check it out. And next up, it's the first-ever live Word Up! show, which you won't wanna miss. Plus: ad-free episodes, an exclusive Discord, and MORE! Speaking of the live show, it's this weekend! Friday and Saturday. Us, Guys, Not Even a Show. Get your last-minute tickets NOW at bit.ly/top3weekend. Tom and Demi are very funny and host a podcast called bigsofttitty.png, available now wherever you get your pods. This show is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex Goldman (podcaster) returns to the show to tell us about a block he picked up from weird conservative guy Eric Conn, host of the "Hard Men" podcast, for uhh...pointing out that's a strange name for a podcast if you're a guy who presents as an alpha. Our podcast is strange too, as we discuss the TwitchCon cheating scandal, podcast conventions, recording while under the weather, and Bryan's list of best bodily functions. Plus, Alex fills us in on Gamergate 2, John enjoys a throwback funny sports tweet, and we get a clip of Elon Musk talking about hosting SNL that Stefan deems "the worst video to ever be played on Blocked Party", which is an extremely high bar. If you want to see some other horrible videos, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month! Some of which we watch horrible videos in! But others, like this week's, are much more fun, as our friend Josh Custodio pitched us on the idea of an interview about the history of Blocked Party as we near the main feed's end. It was a great time! We also have ad-free episodes, an exclusive Discord, and MORE! Also, a reminder that we are going LIVE in a few weeks! On October 11th and 12th, we'll be doing 4 shows over 2 nights at Vancouver's Biltmore Cabaret with our good pals Bryan Quinby and Chris James from Guys and Not Even a Show! Individual show tickets and weekend passes are available now at bit.ly/top3weekend. See you there! Alex Goldman is a podcaster whose brand-new podcast, Hyperfixed, is out NOW, wherever you get your pods. You can also hear him on Western Kabuki, one of our favorite shows, and you can follow him on Twitter at @agoldmund. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam Christie (comedian) is back and not a moment too soon, as he has strangely encountered a lot of genies (?) over the last few months, and needs our help sorting through it all. We sort through a lot of things on this episode, as we discuss the new Beetlejuice Fanta, Star Wars Pepsi, the milk cartons that mooed, working at Blockbuster as a movie snob, and Kirk Cousins' weird jar of stones. Plus, AutoTune the News makes a triumphant (?) return with an assist from Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Stefan checks in on a QAnon account, and there's a Jeopardy! anecdote so insane that John has to have it cross over onto a BP episode. If you want to hear a bunch more crossover episodes with tons of great guests, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month will get you THREE bonus episodes every single month! Last week, our good friend Luke Taylor joined the show to discuss the Canadian CGI animation show ReBoot, and it was a grand old time. We also have ad-free episodes, an exclusive Discord, merch discounts, and when the show's main episodes end in a few weeks, the only place to find us will be on Patreon! So join now! Also, a reminder that we are going LIVE in a few weeks! On October 11th and 12th, we'll be doing 4 shows over 2 nights at Vancouver's Biltmore Cabaret with our good pals Bryan Quinby and Chris James from Guys and Not Even a Show! Individual show tickets and weekend passes are available now at bit.ly/top3weekend. See you there! Adam Christie is a comedian who runs a show every Friday in Toronto at Comedy Bar called The Headliner. You can see what he's up to on Instagram at @adamchristiecomedian. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jamie Loftus (comedian) is BACK and faces a problem that a lot of us do in the podcasting world: having a reply guy that lets you know every week why they're not going to listen to your show anymore, and trying not to let it get to you. Thankfully for Jamie, she catches a block and doesn't have to deal with this particular person anymore. There's a lot of stuff we don't wanna deal with this week as we discuss undecided voters, nepo babies, and we go really deep on Bugaboo Creek, a Canadian-ish themed restaurant with animatronic animals that Jamie loved as a kid. Plus, Jamie hates the new Twitter algorithm, Donald Trump says yet another insane thing, and Elon Musk sets a new precedent with what is probably the worst tweet of all-time. If you want to hear about more of the worst tweets, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where we talk about a bunch of them! For just $5, you'll get THREE new bonus episodes every single month PLUS you'll get access to our entire back catalogue of over 150 episodes. It's the best! Last week, Becca rejoined the show for a mailbag episode and coming up this week, our good friend Luke Taylor joined us to discuss Canadian CGI cartoon ReBoot. You won't wanna miss it! We also have a Discord, merch discounts, ad-free episodes, and MORE so check it out! And a reminder we are going LIVE with Top Three Weekend II, October 11th and 12th at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver, BC. Our friends at Guys and Not Even a Show are going to join us for 4 shows over two nights, and it's gonna be a blast. Weekend passes and individual show tickets are available now at bit.ly/top3weekend. See you there! Jamie Loftus is a comedian, author, and podcaster, whose latest project, Sixteenth Minute, is available now wherever you get your pods. You can also follow her on Instagram at @jamiechristsuperstar. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Locke (comedian) returns to the show to tell us about hitting his breaking point with TizzyEnt, one of those annoying amalgamators who explains a viral video in a flat monotone for 30 seconds before showing said viral video. He sucks, and we block his ass! And there's a lot of ass talk on this episode because...obviously. It's a Chris Locke episode. We go wild. We discuss Meghan Trainor's side-by-side toilets, hold music, Chris' Edinburgh Fringe Festival experience, bidets, and the Spider-Man musical. Plus, Chris is annoyed at having to do lots of promo, Stefan is annoyed at Dr. Disrespect's "comeback", and past guest Justine Stafford shares a wild rejection story from Edinburgh on her own pod that John couldn't help but sympathize with. If you want more way more rejection stories, you can head on over to our Patreon and donate to the dang show! For just $5/month, you'll get access to our entire back catalogue PLUS THREE new bonus episodes every month over at patreon.com/blockedparty. This week, Becca joins the show once again to answer YOUR listener questions in our first new Blocked Bag in a few months after we finally cleaned the damn thing out. And it's already dirty again! We also have ad-free episodes, a great Discord, and plenty more, so help us out and donate today! A reminder that individual show tickets for our live shows coming up this October 11 and 12 at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver will be going on sale THIS WEDNESDAY, 9/11, at 10 am PT. Only wanna catch a show or two? This is the way to do it! It'll be us, Guys, and Not Even a Show for 4 shows over two nights, and it'll be the FINAL Blocked Party episode EVER! Well, at least regular episode. It'll be historical and we hope you'll be there to join us for what should be a magical night. Weekend passes are available now at bit.ly/top3weekend, and individual show tickets will be available there too. Chris Locke is a comedian whose podcast, Evil Men, is available wherever you get your pods. He also stars in a great new comedy movie called "Who's Yer Father?" that you should check out now on Paramount Plus. You can follow him on Instagram at @chrislockefun. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amar Singh (comedian) makes his first appearance on the show to tell us about a time when self-help just went way, way too far and he had to do some blocking to take care of it. Amar is a comedian, but perhaps more importantly, he is John's former student. So we talk to Amar about being in John's class and getting John to book him his first stand-up gig, which has now led to a career in comedy, for better or worse. We also discuss Amar struggling to find a job due to AI, which of course leads Stefan to create some AI Yodas and also show us a nasty picture he found of a really big Nintendo fan. Plus, Amar also loves the sad cat videos we discussed with Libby Watson on our most recent bonus episode, and the Oasis reunion has us revisiting some of their funniest moments of the last decade including Liam Gallagher's meeting with Paul McCartney, his interview with a kindergarten class, and making their own tea. If you want to hear some more tea, we're spilling it all over the place over at patreon.com/blockedparty! $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every damn month including the aforementioned Libby Watson episode that just came out last week, where John had to do the blocking due to an insane Jeopardy! fan. We also do ad-free episodes, have an exclusive Discord, and MORE! And a reminder of BP Live! It's Top Three Weekend II with our friends at Not Even a Show and Guys, Bryan Quinby and Chris James! Live at Vancouver's Biltmore Cabaret on October 11 and 12. Weekend passes are available now at bit.ly/top3weekend, and as announced on the show, individual show tickets will go on sale on 9/11 at 10 am PT. Don't miss out! Amar Singh is a comedian whose first special, "Please Don't Kill Me", is available now on YouTube. You can also follow him on Instagram at @realexciting. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

merritt k (writer) joins the show for the very first time to discuss a rare Bluesky block from video game developer and noted weirdo Brianna Wu. Do not assume the moon is or isn't a tactical battleground. In addition to discussing the moon we also discuss Canada, as merritt has moved back home and that leads to talks of Doug Ford's "Buck a Beer" campaign strategy, No Frills commercials, the racist Trader Joe's logos, catnip, and Dan gets in trouble from his landlord, who watched the show on YouTube and saw something he didn't like. Plus, merritt gets in trouble from zoomers for a tweet, JD Vance visits a donut shop, and babies apparently can't say the word popsicle. If you want a sweet treat, why don't you head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where we have tons of them! For just $5/month, you'll get THREE bonus episodes every single month, plus access to our entire back catalogue, access to our Discord, merch discounts, ad-free episodes, AND MORE! Last week, Lane Moore joined us for another great Word Up! episode about the horrible things happening on Cameo, and this week, Libby Watson triumphantly returns to discuss an insane block John had to mete out after an insane Jeopardy! fan came after him and Emily. Don't miss out! merritt k is a writer who is currently working on a video game called Fledgling Manor. You can sign up for the mailing list to get all the news about it over at insecretplaces.com. You can also follow merritt on Twitter at @merrittk. This episode is available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holy hell! Kick us into a pit, we've reached Episode 300! Nick Wiger (Doughboys) joins us to celebrate almost six years of this show by getting blocked by a right-wing-leaning account for telling them straight up that their hero died jacking off. Thankfully we don't die on this episode as we debut our brand-new theme song (thanks to the wonderful Howell Dawdy) and get into the Despicable Me/Minions franchise, which of course, leads to a wide-ranging Rule 34 discussion. It wouldn't be Episode 300 without it. Plus, Wiger details how a book has helped him mostly quit social media, JD Vance brags that he's starting the new Entourage, and our friend Josiah has some fun with the entire country of Australia thanks to a Bluey tattoo tweet. If you wanted to get a tattoo of our show...please don't. But! That probably means you are a big fan, and you should maybe think about donating to us over at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every month! This week, Lane Moore rejoins the show for another instalment of Word Up!, where we find the worst that Cameo [dot] com has to offer. It's a great time and you won't wanna miss it. We also have ad-free episodes, a Discord, and more, so donate today! Nick Wiger is a podcaster whose two pods, Doughboys and Get Played, are available now wherever you get your podcasts. This episode is available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does your underwear smell of poop? If it does, you might be the guy who blocked Chris after an exchange on Twitter borne out of some of the horrible stuff happening in the UK right now. That's right, Chris James (comedian) is finally back on a main episode and we predictably have a lot of fun as we discuss the audio editing of Chris' podcast "Guys", menial jobs, sex underwear, and a weirdo sneaks backstage at a Comedy Bang! Bang! show. Plus, Chris uses an alt account to troll some British nutjobs, Stefan just learns about the Hawk Tuah girl, and Joe Rogan has a brand-new comedy special. Chris also misses a lot of basketball shots. If you want to MAKE a great shot, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and donate to the show, because it's all buckets, baby. We've got three new bonus episodes a month. We've got ad-free episodes. We've got our entire back catalogue. We've got merch discounts. We've got a Discord. It's all waiting for you. Last week, our pal Dead Blossom Jesse joined the show to finally finish off all the mailbag questions for our historic 50th Blocked Bag, and next week, we go back to the Cameo well to see what our crazy celebrity friends are up to. Don't miss it! And of course, we are going LIVE in a couple months' time with Top Three Weekend II! Live from the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver on October 11 and 12, Chris will be there, Bryan Quinby will be there, and we hope you will be too! Guys, Blocked Party, and Not Even a Show, what a weekend! Weekend passes are on sale now at bit.ly/top3weekend. Don't delay! Chris James is a comedian and podcaster whose podcast, Guys, is available now wherever you get your pods. His long-running YouTube prank show, Not Even a Show, is also available on YouTube. You can follow him on Twitter at @thecjs. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam Burns (comedian) joins the show for the first time to tell us about a hot tip that he received that the Facebook group for the small town of Woodstock, Ontario, was a happening time...and about how he got blocked from that Facebook group. It's a real "remember some times" episode as we discuss X-rated video games, games that are banned from Twitch, Outlaw Golf, Grand Theft Auto, smoking weed in college, and Sam tells us how he randomly ended up seeing the Michael Jackson concert documentary film "This Is It". Plus, Sam gives us an update on his Facebook feed, Republicans are being weird about being called weird, and John relives an old, funny viral tweet. If you want to relive a bunch of old tweets (and moments) with us, then head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and support the show! For $5/month, you'll get THREE new bonus episodes every month, PLUS you get immediate access to our entire back catalogue of bonus content, totalling some 200 episodes. What a deal! Last week, Demi Lardner joined us as we attempt to clear out every mailbag question we've ever been asked in our 50th mailbag, and this week, our friend Dead Blossom Jesse returns to help us finish the job. Also: ad-free episodes, merch discounts, Discord access, and MORE! Check it out! REMINDER: Blocked Party is going LIVE once again this fall! Bryan Quinby and Chris James are joining us for Top Three Weekend II, with "Guys" going live for the first time, "Word Up!" going live for the first time, and live episodes of Blocked Party and Not Even a Show rounding out the weekend. It's October 11th and 12th at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver and we hope you'll join us! Weekend passes available now at bit.ly/top3weekend. Sam Burns is a comedian and his first special, "LMNOP", is out NOW on his YouTube. You can also follow him on Instagram at @samsamburns. This episode is available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Raft (comedian/musician) has returned to the show for another wild ride, as we learn about how they got blocked by the infamous Foodgod, a consort of the Kardashians, who blocked Raft for writing a poem about him. Very rude. The episode, let's be honest, is also rude too, as we discuss napkin bibs, fish sandwiches, our dream fast food meals, night cereal, and yes, poop and Raft's recent top surgery. Plus, we meet a guy whose whole deal is awkwardly singing at celebrities, MLB player Reese McGuire gets called out for jacking off in his car in a Dollar Tree parking lot, and JD Vance is a really huge weirdo. If you want some more weirdo content, head on over to our Patreon, support the Blocked Boys, and get tons of extra content. One click at patreon.com/blockedparty and you'll have access to THREE bonus episodes every single month, including this month, as we clear out every mailbag question ever asked that we didn't get to on the first 49 mailbag episodes. Racquel Belmonte joined us last week for Part I, and Demi Lardner joins us this week for Part II! It's a doozy! Check it out. AND we are going LIVE for only the second time ever, and Guys and Not Even a Show are joining us. October 11 and 12 in Vancouver, we'll be live at the Biltmore Cabaret for 4 shows in what promises to be an amazing weekend. Tickets are on sale now at bit.ly/top3weekend. Raft is a comedian and musician whose new music project, Yellowstar, is online and crushing it over on Instagram at @yellowstarmusic. You can follow Raft there at @caitraft. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Howell Dawdy (musician) returns to the show with a familiar tale of getting banned from Twitter for too many DMCA strikes, but what isn't familiar is that many of those strikes came from one source: the rapper Eminem. Howell takes us down a road of terrible mashups and horrible parody songs as we discuss our new theme song, plastic straws, our favorite pies, and we learn about the guy who is in love with his car. Like, sexually. Plus, Howell introduces us to the social director of a Florida golf course, Sammy Hagar loves tornadoes, and a tattoo artist has a bizarre interaction with a potential customer. If you want to hear more of our bizarre (but great!) interactions, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and donate to the damn show! Just $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every month, including this week, as Racquel Belmonte makes her triumphant return to the show to celebrate our 50th mailbag with a full clean-out of our old, unanswered mailbag questions. There were so many that this is just Part 1! Speaking of old episodes, your donation immediately gets you our entire back catalogue of 150+ episodes, ad-free episodes, and more! So check it out! Howell Dawdy is a musician and comedian whose latest album, "I Need Some Help" is available now wherever you get your music. "Mexican Coke" is the song of the summer. You can also find him multiple times a week at twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Weldon (comedian) returns to the show to tell us about the time Jeff Ross blocked him after he clearly name-searched his own name and didn't like what he found. You probably remember why that might be. We remember lots of stuff on this show, including the Oilers and Hawk Tuah girls having their moments, the UK holding their elections, Vancouver's bad mayor, and Stefan and John prepare for their annual hockey pool trip, and Will really hates Bill Maher. Plus, Will gets suspended on Twitter, John is checking in on Book Twitter, and Mikey Miles has a truly horrendous new video. If you want to see some other horrendous videos (and laugh at them with us), then you can donate to the show at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. This past week, Stefan dipped into the archives to share his block by a parody account of the show The Newsroom, and Christine Bortolin came along for the ride. Plus, we have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and a lot more! Don't delay! Will Weldon is a comedian whose brand-new podcast, "I Hate Bill Maher", is out now. John has been a guest already and it's a delight. You can follow him on Instagram at @oldmanweldon. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex Berr (comedian) is probably the smartest guest in the show's history, as she has a Ph.D. in Biomedical Engineering but also has muted just about every person's stories and posts on Instagram that she follows so it restricts her app use. She has "blocked" Instagram. It's impressive, and so is this episode, as John screws a bunch of stuff up, Alex joins a secret society, and Stefan talks about Cuckold Night on Go Off Kings, which leads us to go way deep on gimp masks and weird pet items. Plus, we discuss the carnivore diet, Stefan gives us a Joey update where he has an actually funny tweet, and speaking of tweets, John goes viral for an observation he makes in London and gets Dutchposted. If you want to learn about Dutchposting and many other brilliant concepts, you can head on over to our Patreon and donate to the show. Help the Blocked Boys, do some learning, it's a beautiful thing. For your $5 donation, you'll get THREE bonus episodes every single month. This week, fan fave Christine Bortolin is back on the show discussing the time Stefan got blocked by the guy pretending to be Will McAvoy from The Newsroom on Twitter. We also have ad-free episodes and much more, so check it out! Alex Berr is a comedian who has a brand new comedy podcast about the cool lives of scientists called Uncontrolled Variables, the first episode of which is out now. You can follow her for information on that and her shows at @al.berr on Instagram. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In our first episode with everyone back from vacation, Matt O'Brien (comedian) joins us for a rousing time, as we reconnect and discuss why pre-emptively blocking your landlord is probably a good idea. We also get into turning 40, working at SportChek, the water-skiing/wakeboarding/tubing scene, and John talks about seeing Limp Bizkit in Belfast and meeting Fred Durst. Plus, Matt jokingly asks for a job and then is horrified to learn he might get it, Stefan picks his favorite tweet from the cursed Trump/Biden debate, and John pays tribute to the recently passed lead singer of Crazy Town, Shifty Shellshock. If you want to be our butterfly, sugar, baby, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and donate to the show! We'd love it if you did. It's just $5/month and you get THREE bonus episodes every single month, including last week, as John and Stefan did a guestless and producer-free mailbag episode with Dan still in Japan and John recovering from jetlag. It was a fun time! We also have ad-free episodes, a Discord, and more, so check it out! Matt O'Brien is a comedian who is recording his next comedy album on July 9th at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. Tickets are available now by clicking right HERE. You can also follow Matt for all his tour dates on Instagram at @mattobrien. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clare Belford (comedian) returns to the show on the last of our pre-tapes before Dan gets back from Japan, and it's a fun one, as Clare blocks any "sexy chat" spam DM she gets invited into but notices one commonality...a fellow comedian showing up in these chats, and subsequently following some of these women. We don't reveal who it is, but you can maybe guess! No guessing about this episode being fun though, as Clare tells us about her new dog (who snores adorably throughout), and we discuss The Leftovers, Clare's dad's dog obedience tips, falling asleep at comedy shows, and our friend DBJ trapped themself in a box. Plus, Clare gets a confusing tax slip, a man gets caught in a court proceeding, and Twiggy owns an interviewer. If you want something to do that's a lot less confusing than your taxes, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where a simple $5 donation gets you access to our entire back catalogue and THREE brand-new bonus episodes a month. Last week, Sequoia Holmes returned to the show for a Canadian Education episode, as we watched the MuchMusic staple "intimate & interactive" with Canadian legends Our Lady Peace. We also have ad-free episodes, an exclusive Discord, and more, so check it out! Clare Belford is a comedian who will be at Edmonton's Grindstone Comedy Festival in a couple of weeks from July 3-7. You can follow her for all her other dates on Instagram at @clarble. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily Heller (comedian) returns to the show to tell us a wonderful story about noticing a print being sold online by a clothing company that was not properly attributed to the artist and it ends up being a strange and beautiful redemption tale–one that also leads to a block. It's a strange and beautiful episode too, as we discuss Emily's emo phase, the new Pop Culture Jeopardy, the butterflies in Emily's garden, and we find a German Limp Bizkit tribute act. Plus, Emily introduces us to the "Gift Ideas" subreddit, John finds a tweet very relatable, and Stefan has one of his worst Social Media Updates of all-time. If you want to relate to more of our content, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every damn month, including last week, where fan fave Danika Thibault rejoined the show to watch some horrendous Cameos, including one of our most bleak discoveries yet. Plus, you'll get immediate access to our entire back catalogue, merch discounts, ad-free episodes, and MORE! Emily Heller is a comedian who has a podcast with John about Jeopardy! It is called "What Is...A Jeopardy! Podcast" and it's available now wherever you get your pods. We had Katie Nolan on last week in John's absence, and it was really fun. Check it out! You can also follow her and her garden on Instagram at @mremilyheller. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Merheje (comedian) joins the show in-person for the first time to tell us about different blocking patterns with two exes, one of which leads to a very interesting reveal. Dave immediately connects with Dan on the episode as we discuss Dan's can situation, the few times Dave stayed with John over the years, people taking selfies with celebs, meeting fans, expensive train rides, and the Disney Star Wars hotel. Plus, British kids complain about ice cream, Elon Musk wants your family pics on X, Shaq talks that talk to Draymond Green and Jeff Teague explains that the Bucks' victory party wasn't that good. If you want to attend a much better party, head on over to the one we're having on our Patreon, which is at patreon.com/blockedparty. $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month, including this week, as Danika Thibault rejoins the show to review some terrible Cameos with us in our Word Up! series. We also have ad-free episodes, video bonuses, an exclusive Discord, and more. Plus! Details on how you can save on a ticket to our upcoming Top Three Weekend II with Guys in Vancouver! Dave Merheje is a comedian whose latest movie, "Sometimes I Think About Dying", may be playing at a theatre near you. You can follow him for all of his dates on his Instagram at @davemerheje. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rory Dunn (comedian) returns to the show and gets banned from the celebrity gossip subreddit Fauxmoi for making a joke about something happening to America's two likely Presidential candidates. One thing Rory doesn't get banned from is his love of drinking milk, which we find out he's doing a lot of because he is entering a strongman competition. Of course, that sends us down a wild rabbit hole where we spend a ton of time discussing World's Strongest Man and Rory's prep for the competition. Plus, Rory is unhappy with a podcast trying to locate a cool-looking skateboarder from a photo, "Inside the NBA" might be ending, and some guys honk a car horn at golfers mid-swing, and that's never not funny. You know what else is always funny? Our bonus content! It's only available at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Randee Neumeyer joined us for a Cullen the Herd episode, where John gets blocked by a stupid Leafs fan. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, an exclusive Discord, and MORE! So check it out! Rory Dunn is a comedian whose new show, "Your Music Video Sucks" is at Little Mountain Gallery in Vancouver on June 29th. You can find out about that and all his other shows on Instagram at @thetruerory. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Darcy Michael (comedian) returns to the show with a tale of Meta's new AI screwing him over from posting videos and making content because...his profile picture also had his husband and comedy partner Jer in it. Social media in 2024 rocks. It's been a big few years for Darcy since he was last on the show, as him and Jer have been touring all across North America and have seen their TikTok absolutely blow up. We discuss that, Vancouver's elimination from the NHL playoffs, and Stefan and Darcy compare notes on their hair. Plus, a great Goldilocks meme, Dan Snyder gets mad about funding a Trump movie that turns out to be a negative portrayal of him, and we find a great sign in Germany. If you're looking for a great sign to donate to your beautiful Blocked Boys...this is it! Head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Danielle Florence joined us for a great mailbag episode, and this week, Randee Neumeyer joins us for a Cullen the Herd episode where John gets blocked by a fellow Leafs fan. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and more, so check it out! Darcy Michael is a TikTok star who is on tour with his husband Jer this summer and into the fall. Tickets and dates are available at darcyandjer.com. You can follow Darcy on Instagram at @thedarcymichael. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Audrey Brehm (Radio Free Tote Bag) joins us for the first time to discuss how she got blocked after a Facebook comments exchange with an EDM DJ about wage inequality. 2012 was simply a different time. We have hell of a time on this episode though, as we discuss our grandparents, working retail, our tortured fandom for the Leafs and Canucks, and Star Wars miniature tournaments. Plus, we talk about c*nty outfits, Michael Cohen talks that talk in court, and former NBA player Glen "Big Baby" Davis waxes poetic on being sentenced to 40 months in prison. If you don't want to go to prison, then you must donate to support the Blocked Boys at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Mark Chavez returned to the show to help guide us through a Harold Pinter script in the latest edition of Actor Party. And this week, Danielle Florence returns to answer YOUR questions in the mailbag. We also have ad-free episodes, video episodes, merch discounts, and more! Audrey Brehm is the co-host of Radio Free Tote Bag, an advice podcast, and it's available wherever you get your pods. You can follow her on Twitter at @rftbaudrey. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Myles Anderson (comedian) returns to the show after a 5-year layoff (our fault) to show us what happens when you talk about Tony Robbins on your YouTube channel that analyzes stand-up comedians. Hint: it's not good! We get into a lot of knife talk on the pod, as Myles gets stopped by airport security and we remember some our fondest memories with knives. We also discuss some of our favorite early Flash games, Leisure Suit Larry, BMX XXX, Dan introduces us to Stroker for the Commodore 64, and we check in on the new menu at our ol' top Wisconsin haunt, Every Buddy's Bar and Grill. Plus, Myles fights with a Norwegian, the Edmonton Oilers release a heinous playoff rap, and IMC loves what Grok AI has to offer him with regards to the Drake/Kendrick beef. If you don't want to have a beef with us, support the show by heading on over to our Patreon at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. This week, Actor Party triumphantly returns, as Mark Chavez runs the Blocked Boys through a Harold Pinter script, complete with British accents. That goes as well as you think. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and more, so check it out! Myles Anderson is a comedian whose new special, Myles Per Hour, is out this week through 800 Pound Gorilla Records. You can also watch his breakdowns of stand-up comedy specials at the Bachelors of Music YouTube page, and you can find his tour dates and other stuff by following him on Instagram at @myles.banderson. This show is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a feed drop! John here. As you may (or may not) know, over the past two years, I have been working on a curling podcast about our sport's biggest ever scandal, Broomgate. (Yes, it's actually called that). It's a cool story filled with niche sports drama, amazing personalities, and narration/writing/producing by me. And as I write this, it is the #1 podcast in Canada. Actually. We have never posted an episode of anything else in the BP feed, and I respect that this may be a bit weird for some of you, but I just really wanted you to hear this series. I hope you enjoy it. This is the only episode we'll be doing this with, so don't fear that the BP feed will be overrun with curling content. The feed goes back to normal next Monday and will stay that way. If you like the episode, please head on over to the Broomgate: A Curling Scandal feed and follow/subscribe. Episode 2 is already out, and then it'll be a new episode every Monday until the conclusion of the podcast's sixth episode. You can get there by clicking here: https://link.chtbl.com/6rO6FUAd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Rugnetta (podcaster) joins the show for the first time to tell us about the weirdly specific subset of products that his Twitter feed is currently being dominated by: Donald Trump merch. We go over the entire insane product line, and update Mike on the dumb Twitter ads we are getting up here in Canada. It's a big week over on Bluesky, as they've added gifs, and we discuss Taco Bell, the Filet O'Fish, Long John Silver's, the Scorpion Bar at Foxboro Stadium, and we listen in to what DJ Jon Gosselin has been laying down lately. Plus, Mike's TikTok algorithm is overrun by the Chinese Industrial Complex, Rod Black gets a heartwarming baseball moment with his son, and we check in on our good friend Tito Ortiz. If you want to provide us with some heartwarming feelings, you can donate to the show at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Pat Gill joined us to break down Canada's insane 90s video gaming show, Video and Arcade Top 10, and it was a true delight. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and over 150 episodes in the back catalogue, so don't miss out! Mike Rugnetta is a podcaster whose latest podcast, Never Post, is available now wherever you get your pods. You can follow him on Twitter at @mikerugnetta. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Maddy Kelly (comedian/writer) returns to the show to discuss her newest hobby: finding people who reply weirdly or negatively to women who do stand-up online, and telling them to f off. It's working well, and she's getting blocked. It's a snack-heavy episode as Maddy has moved back to LA and pines for the days of Canadian junk food. We also discuss In-n-Out, potato chip rotations, burger tourism, and first dates. Plus, Maddy is only logging onto Instagram from her desktop, Stefan hits us with a Naomi Wolf update, and Drew Carey lands on a different astral plane at the Phish concert at the Sphere. If you want to hit a different astral plane, may we suggest listening to Blocked Party bonus content? Over at patreon.com/blockedparty, $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every damn month. Dropping TODAY is our latest Canadian Education Programme episode, as Mr. Pizza Suplex himself, Pat Gill, joins us to discuss a Canadian institution: Video and Arcade Top 10. We also have a new Cameo episode up with Gianmarco Soresi, ad-free episodes, an exclusive Discord, and MORE! Maddy Kelly is a comedian whose latest podcast, "Let's Make a Horror" is out now wherever you get your pods. You can follow her on Instagram (on her desktop) at @itsmaddykelly. This video is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Erin Wood (comedian) joins the show to tell us about getting banned from the Facebook group of Mr. Clean...for telling "him" about a dream she had? Involving him? Shirtless? It's a good time. And so is the episode, as we discuss our word games habit, John doing the new lamest thing he's ever done, our teenage party experiences, cartoons, and Erin takes umbrage with something Stefan and John enjoy. Plus, Erin deleted all her social media, Stefan shows us some rejected vanity license plates, and John introduces Stefan and Erin to scenic pisses. If you don't want to piss us off, you can donate to the show at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every month! Last week, Gianmarco Soresi rejoined the show to watch some horrible Cameos with us, and we discovered our new favorite guy on Cameo: UFC fighter Nick Diaz. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and more, so check it out! Erin Wood is a comedian who does not have social media, but if you live in Calgary, you can go to her weekly open mic Ratboy (it's great! Maybe you'll see John!), which is at Vern's Pub every Wednesday at 8:30 pm. This show is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam Christie (comedian) returns to the show for his first main episode in over 4 years! Part of the reason he hadn't returned to the show is because no one had blocked him. But then Becca volunteers...and hilarity ensues. Hilarity also ensues the entire episode as Stefan shows us an insane picture (what else is new?), Adam attends an eclipse party, Mr. Beast has a new chocolate bar, and we go long on micropenises. Plus, Keith Lee visits Toronto, a Zoom presentation goes wildly wrong, and Elon Musk goes to court, though he isn't exactly sure who sued him. If you want to avoid being sued by us, you can donate to the show at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Bobby Warrener joined the show for a delightful mailbag episode, and this week, it's the return of "Word Up!", our Cameo-based bonus series we have now returned to doing bi-monthly, where we find the absolute worst in celebrity shout-outs. We also have ad-free episodes if you hate the damn ads, a massive back catalogue, a Discord, and more! Adam Christie is a comedian who will be on tour with Randy Feltface this fall, and has lots of fun dates coming up before that as well. You can find out everything you need to know on his Instagram at @adamchristiecomedian. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, that John McAfee. Donovan Eyre (Radio-Free Tote Bag) joins the show to tell us about weirdly getting the late John McAfee on their podcast (before he died, obv), getting the follow, and then getting unfollowed after his passing. It's a strange sequence of events, and we break it all down here. We also break down CBD seltzers, the A&W Burger Family, Hawkins Cheezies, and Stefan and John make a horrible pitch: Canada Juice II. Plus, Dono's algorithm is full of dead fish, the Cybertruck gets compared to a prom dress (?) in a very strange tweet, and we find out just how stupid parents are over on r/teachers. If you want to support this show's own r/teacher, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every single month! We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and I guess we might do Canada Juice II? Who knows. Donovan Eyre is a podcaster whose show, Radio-Free Tote Bag, is available wherever you get your pods. You can follow them on Instagram at @rftb.dono. This episode is available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another classic pairs episode on Blocked Party, as we just couldn't resist having the two hosts of the new hit podcast 197424 on, Will Sennett and Helena! Helena catches a block from America's favorite comedian, and we dive into his truly cringeworthy Twitter page in this memorable episode. Off the top, we immediately discuss their strange new podcast name and then Stefan pesters the two of them with more parody songs (which costs John and the show more money). We also chat about a confusing Long Island Iced Tea that Helena drank at the movies, John seeing some baffling anti-mayor signs, and we learn Dan has every Amiibo ever made. Plus, pretend psychologists on Instagram, alpha male camps, Dragon's Dogma II, and Ilia Malinin lands a quadruple axel. If you want to feel as good as a figure skater landing the hardest jump known to man, you can donate to the show at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Raptors and Jays analyst Blake Murphy joined us to discuss his career as a sports journalist and working your way into a difficult profession, and it was a real blast. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and exclusive Discord, and much more! Together, Will and Helena host the 197424 podcast, which is available wherever you get your pods. Will is also a standup comedian, and you can find his dates and everything else on his Instagram at @will_sennett. Helena is on Instagram as well, at @bugsizechihuahua. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Becca rejoins the show for the first time since we moved to Calgary, and tells us about some very strange DMs she got about her ex that were connected to a profile that had some very weird posts about her ex. It no longer exists, but is one of the weirder blocks we've ever seen on the show. The episode gets weird too, as we reminisce on our old apartment and talk toilet seats, new video games, cycling in the snow, and chess. In the social media updates, Becca brings back a very popular segment in the show's history: unearthing old social media posts of John's for the listener's enjoyment (and his embarrassment). This time, she goes to Facebook, and there are some doozies. And finally, Stefan finds a weird Bandy video and John watches a guy sprain his ankle. You know what's better than spraining your ankle? Becoming a donor to the show! For just $5/month, you'll get access to THREE bonus episodes every month over at patreon.com/blockedparty. Last week, Lance St. Laurent returned to discuss the Avro Arrow, and this week, our friend and sports analyst Blake Murphy joins us for a Heck/Cullen episode where we get the lowdown on how to get into covering sports professionally. We also have tiers with ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and a whole lot more! So check it out! Becca's art can be viewed on Instagram at @coldhandshake. This episode is available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Austin Lonneberg (comedian) joins the show for the first time to tell us about a time he had to block a Redditor after the Reddit guy made fun of Austin's comedy and then when Austin went to check out his profile, he revealed...well, he took us to a very interesting sub-Reddit. We learned a lot. And that's not the only thing we learned a lot about on this episode, as Austin tells us about going to the gym late at night and this somehow leads to us diving WAY too deep into Steven Seagal's history, from his legendarily bad SNL performance to his horrendous recent movies. It's a wild rabbithole. Plus, Austin gets fooled on TikTok into watching Andrew Tate clips, Stefan checks in on Darren Rovell, and John sparks some funny text messages after Drake goes viral for a strange DM slide. If you want to slide into our DMs (sort of), you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Jacob Samuel joined us for one of the truly stupidest mailbags of all-time, where we spend 20 minutes answering a question in the dumbest way possible. This week, it's the return of the Canadian Education Programme as Lance St. Laurent returns to watch a beloved Canadian miniseries with us. We also have ad-free episodes and a whole lot more, so check it out! Austin Lonneberg is a comedian and you can follow him on social media for clips and tour dates at @austinlonneberg. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luke Taylor (comedian) joins the show for the first time to give us his first-hand experience of what it feels like to be the main character of Twitter for a day, after his run-ins with Mr. Peanut online turn into a Vice article, some attention from Bhad Bhabie, and a whole lot of people angry at him. But we could never stay mad at Luke, as he tries his best to be a great guest despite not receiving the John email. And he succeeds, as we discuss English accents, inflatable Michael Jacksons, the "Blanket" incident, and Balloon Boy. Plus, Luke lets us know that the best social media right now is Facebook Stories, Elon Musk writes a tweet about "Woke Jeopardy!" that's as good as you think it is, and Joey reviews the new KFC Chizza. If you want something that'll certainly go down a lot easier than a Chizza, how about the entire Blocked Party bonus episode back catalogue? It totals over 150 episodes, and you get access to it immediately if you support the Blocked Boys at patreon.com/blockedparty. Just $5/month for that AND three new bonus episodes every damn month. Plus, we have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and lots of other fun stuff. So support the show and your podcasting habit today! Luke Taylor is a Twitch streamer who you can find on Twitch most days at twitch.tv/thelukeman. You can also follow Luke on Instagram at @lukewithoutlimits. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are back to our regularly scheduled program after Freaky February, and who better to join us than Lane Moore (author, podcaster) to discuss how she is at odds with--but also in love with--Facebook's online marketplace. There's no contention on the rest of the episode though, as we discuss podcast theme songs, the downfall of Twitter and now TikTok, Stefan's new gaming laptop, and how almost every online parody song is about COVID. Plus, girlbossing your way through mental health, Trapt gets denied by a venue, and Stefan walks us through the terrifying "Willy Wonka Experience". If you want to live in a world of pure imagination, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and donate to our show! $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, it was the amazing conclusion of our BPD&D Season 3 with Jesse and db from YKS, and this week, Jacob Samuel returns to the show for an in-person mailbag. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and much more, so check it out today! Lane Moore is a podcaster and author whose latest book, "You're Not the Only One F*cking Up" is available now. You can follow her on Instagram at @hellolanemoore. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the final episode of Freaky February and it's time to take the ultimate challenge: an episode of Howell Dawdy's Fast Track, where we have to write a song in 30 minutes or less. Now, we aren't the musical genius that Howell is, so we decided to write a parody song instead of an actual, "we play the instruments" song, but look...we aren't very good at that either. After canvassing people to find out what the most annoying song at karaoke is, we settled on a parody of "Sweet Caroline", a song we both hate, and of course...we make it about needing to poop really bad. If you have an urge to do something else, why not head on over to our Patreon and support the Blocked Boys doing what they love? It's just $5/month at patreon.com/blockedparty for THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Ivan Decker joined us for the triumphant return of "Word Up!", our Cameo-themed bonus episodes, and this week, it's the thrilling conclusion of Blocked Party D&D: Season 3, with our good friends Mike and Jesse from Your Kickstarter Sucks. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and more, so check it out! Howell Dawdy's Fast Track is available wherever you get your pods. You can follow him on Twitter at @howelldawdy and you can donate to his Patreon at patreon.com/howelldawdy. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Freaky February and we continue on with an episode of "Dudes", a send-off on our good friend Bryan's podcast "Guys", which is about, well, guys. This week, we have Tony Boswell (Minion Death Cult) joining us to discuss a Dude near and dear to our hearts: the Nu-Metal Dude. We dig into the weird politics around the nu-metal sub-reddit and find a treasure trove of great Ticketmaster reviews of some of your favorite nu-metal bands like Korn, Limp Bizkit, Disturbed, and Slipknot. Most of the reviews are about parking at the venue. Dudes, as they say, rock. If you wanna rock, you can help support the show by heading over to patreon.com/blockedparty and donating $5/month to help the Blocked Boys. For that $5, you'll also get THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Raft joined us for a mailbag episode, and this week, our famous "Word Up!" bonus episode returns, as we dig into the horrible, terrible, no good world of Cameo [dot] com. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, an exclusive Discord, and more, so check it out! Tony Boswell is one of the hosts of Minion Death Cult, which is available wherever you get your pods. You can follow him on Instagram at @wordisbondtv. "Guys" is a podcast hosted every week by Murder Bryan and Chris James, and is also available wherever you get your pods. You can donate to their Patreon at patreon.com/murderxbryan. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Freaky February continues as we do an episode of one of our very favourite podcasts, and in fact, the first podcast John ever listened to, Stop Podcasting Yourself! We are very pleased to be joined by one of SPY's own hosts, Dave Shumka, as we discuss "Mean Girls: The Musical", the time that Yahoo! hired Snow (yes, the Canadian white rapper Snow) to do its hold music, and John working out too hard and being unable to move for a week. Plus, we dive into your Overheards and Overseens and don't worry, when BP does SPY...it IS that kind of show. If you want more of this kind of show, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every dang month! This week, Raft rejoins the show for our first-ever mailbag with them, and it was, predictably, a real delight. Plus, we couldn't just let Sweeps Month go by without doing something special, so next week, our Cameo series, "Word Up!" makes its triumphant return to the bonus feed. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and much more, so head on over there and support the show today! Dave Shumka is one of the two hosts of Stop Podcasting Yourself, which is available wherever you get your podcasts. You can also hear his work as a producer as part of the "Let's Make A..." series and "This Sounds Serious". You can follow him on Twitter at @daveshumka. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Freaky February! For the first time ever, Blocked Party is celebrating its Sweeps Month by doing episodes of our favourite podcasts. First on the docket: Your Kickstarter Sucks. We've got all your favourite YKS segments in here from voicemails to an update on a previous Kickstarter to the famous SIX-PACK. Stefan and John break down the worst of the worst on Kickstarter, from a Christian television network/streaming service that managed $25 towards its $5.3m goal to a handheld vacuum that absolutely looks like a vibrator. That's right, we're still doing these. If you wanna do even more Blocked Party, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every month. This month, it's the thrilling conclusion of BPD&D3 with YKS' very own Mike and JF, and we have a few more fun things planned with beloved guests for the rest of Sweeps Month. You won't wanna miss it! Plus there's ad-free episodes, a Discord, merch discounts, and lots more. Get on over there! Your Kickstarter Sucks is a weekly podcast about bad kickstarters and you can follow them over at twitter.com/yourkickstarter. You can donate to their Patreon at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amy Walsh (comedian) joins us for the first time with one of the more tangential Blocks in the show's history, as she lied on a job application about taking a holiday and really, really didn't want her boss to find out. Thankfully she's less secretive on the show as John gets some advice about his upcoming trip to her homeland of Ireland and we discuss Kevin Hart's NFT TV show (yes, that's real), poor eyesight, and we revisit the sexual rules of the pandemic including the infamous Government of BC notice that encouraged the use of gloryholes. Plus, Amy goes viral for a simple (but funny) TikTok, a Nets reporter gets into a cartoon-sounding car crash during a post-game Twitter Space, and a very bizarre quote tweet leads to a little guessing game. Luckily, you don't have to guess at the best way to support this show: it's our Patreon! Over at patreon.com/blockedparty, $5/month will get you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, our latest D&D episode with Jesse and db from YKS went up, and it was the usual chaotic good time. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, an exclusive Discord, and the new $100 Club perks were just announced for this year, so join today! Amy Walsh is a comedian who is 1/3 of the podcast Soft for Us, which you can find wherever you get your pods. She also hosts a monthly dog-friendly comedy show in Vancouver, which you can find info about on Instagram at @bigdogenergycomedy. You can also follow Amy while you're there at @amywalshcomedy. You can find a video version of this episode on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HCJustin (Twitch streamer) joins the show for the first time to tell us about being a beta tester for the Sims Online as a teenager....and immediately getting banned from the game. We also relive our teenage days with some deep talk about Spencer's Gifts (there's still over 600 locations!), Justin explains his insane sub-a-thons, and we chat about birth certificates, taxes, and while explaining "normal mode" on Go Off Kings, we learn what the most common sound alerts are on Twitch. Guess what? They all suck! Plus, Justin introduces us to TikTok's "Mine Lady", Peep This Out starts a Rumble account, and John goes viral with his tweet about Emma Stone and Jeopardy!. If you want to feel less like you're in jeopardy, why not donate to the show? It'll relieve all of that stress and help support your favourite Blocked Boys. And for $5/month, you also get THREE bonus episodes every month! Last week, our good friend Josh Custodio joined us to discuss Stefan getting blocked by Colin Moriarty, and this week, our D&D series with YKS continues. Plus! We introduced our new $100 Club perks, so check those out! The $100 Club comes with ad-free episodes, all bonus episodes with video, and a chance to win your sub back! That's all at patreon.com/blockedparty. HCJustin is a Twitch streamer who you can watch streaming most days at twitch.tv/hcjustin. You can also follow him on Twitter at @hcjustinn. You can watch the video version of this episode on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beth McColl (writer) returns to the program to discuss how she got blocked by one of Twitter's renowned weirdos, author Joyce Carol Oates, but for not really doing anything weird or offensive. She just faved a partly disparaging tweet reply! That's it! Sad that she has to miss out on disgusting keyboards and deranged foot pics, but here we are. After John messes up the intro, we get into a great episode as we discuss Jackson Galaxy, Cat Bin Lady, John's upcoming trip to London, we finally introduce the $100 Club perks for 2024, and Beth tells us about being THAT girl at a wedding. Plus, Beth falls in love with the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid and the recent incident there, Stefan gets us deep into some bog talk, and we discuss Jo Koy throwing his writers under the bus at the Golden Globes. If you want to pull us out from under the bus, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Robin Hatch joined us for a Blocked Bag episode, and this week, BPD&D Episode 4 comes out, with our good friends from YKS. Plus, as we announced on the show, a slew of new $100 Club perks for our most treasured of Tiers, which as always, will come with ad-free episodes, deep merch discounts, and a whole lot more. So please help support the show today! Beth McColl is a writer and podcaster who has a brand-new book and a brand-new podcast out NOW. Her new book, "Romanticise Your Life", is now available for pre-order in the UK, and will be available worldwide as an e-book and audiobook on February 1st. Her new podcast, "Everything is Content", is six episodes deep and available wherever you get your pods. You can follow her on Instagram at @beth_mccoll. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie Burrell (comedian/actor) joins the show for the first time for a double dip of Block Tales, as she sets out to make a video for two ski brands and neither of them like it. Don't worry, it's 100% the brands' fault, and Katie gets into it here as she teaches us a lot about skiing on this one. We discuss Katie's history with stand-up comedy and skiing and how that led her into becoming the world's foremost "Leisure Athlete", awkward high school reading aloud experiences, the worst things we've eaten, and bombing down black diamonds. Plus, Katie describes trying to promote her debut feature film, Stefan plays us a clip from Reacher, and John runs into a heartwarming "Old Twitter"-style moment over on his timeline. If you want some more heartwarming moments, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. This week, Robin Hatch returns to the show for a mailbag episode, and of course, our D&D series with Jesse and db continues apace with our fourth episode in the coming weeks. We also have our brand-new $100 Club perks releasing very soon, we've got ad-free episodes, we've got merch discounts, and much, much more. Katie Burrell's debut feature film, Weak Layers, is now playing in select theatres across the United States, and launches in Canada this Friday, January 12th. She wrote, produced, directed, and starred in the movie, so go see it! You can find where it's playing near you by heading to weaklayers.com/watch. You can also follow Katie for all of her hilarious ski content at @katieburrelltv on Instagram. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube page. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our first-ever New Year's Day episode, and we are celebrating the dawn of 2024 the right way: by declaring the people and things we will direct the most negative energy towards for the next 366 days (leap year!). But first, we discuss our respective Christmases including Stefan's Lethal Company marathon, John's trip to Ontario and big gift from Becca, and Dan discovering that since his recent sobriety, he has lost his tolerance for marijuana. Plus, we discuss Goldeneye, Diddy Kong Racing, Fanatics, Bryan's Christmas Lego run, and the Go Off Kings gift one listener a new toilet. And of course...we run down our 2023 Enemies List and review how successfully we hated on them over the last year, and introduce our enemies for the FIFTH ANNUAL 2024 Enemies List including a first for the List...John and Stefan have the same #1. If you want to guarantee yourself a great 2024, head on over to our Patreon and support the beautiful Blocked Boys on another year of podcast merriment. $5/month at patreon.com/blockedparty gets you THREE bonus episodes a month, access to our entire back catalogue, merch discounts, access to our Discord, and more. We also have tiers that unlock videos of our bonus episodes, ad-free episodes, and more, so check it out! Plus! Our brand-new 2024 $100 Club goals will be rolling out soon, so get ready. It's gonna be good. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Christmas! Our first-ever on-Christmas episode brings a return from favorite guest K.C. Novak, who is buoyed by Racquel Belmonte's recent Block Tale about being blocked by a therapist to discuss how K.C. was blocked by her therapist as well. It was time. It's a Cincinnati Christmas on this episode as K.C. tells us all about the traditions of her hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio, as she heads back there for Christmas, and we get into the chili, the ice cream, and the goetta (?) of it all. We also talk egg bags, holiday plans, and hockey. Plus, K.C. DMs the host of a Vanderpump Rules podcast, people get very weird about outdoor cats, and we look back on a year of horrendous Elon Musk jokes. If you want to access over five years of great jokes, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to our entire back catalogue of over 100 bonus episodes! If you're a shark like K.C. and you just need to keep swimming, we've got you covered. And if that's not enough, we release 3 new ones every month! We're crazy! Last week, Joe Kwaczala rejoined the show to discuss Michael Bublé's "Christmas" album, and next week, it's the third instalment of BPD&D3 with Jesse and db from Your Kickstarter Sucks. Wow! We also have ad-free episodes, an awesome Discord, and a bunch more stuff. It makes a great Christmas gift! K.C. Novak is a comedian whose debut album, "Burger, She Wrote" is out NOW wherever you get your albums. You can follow her on Instagram at @k.c.novak. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lucky us! When a guest had to cancel 20 minutes before recording due to a sudden illness, we couldn't have asked for a better last-minute replacement, as our good friend and one of our faves Libby Watson (writer/streamer) stepped up and answered the call. And what a call it is, as Libby regales us of the time some power-hungry loser at TwitchCon tried to prevent her from eating a donut 3 minutes early. We also talk about knife sharpening, farmer's markets, and onion goggles, before going heavy on Christmas talk as we discuss our favourite ornaments, Christmas memories, and Christmas carols. Plus, Libby finds a harrowing Christmas Yoda at Home Depot, Yoda plays Lethal Company, and Twitter got a new main character this week and he absolutely rocks. If you want more stuff that absolutely rocks, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month will make a great Christmas/Hanukkah gift and will get you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month! Last week, Rory Uphold returned to the show to review the Season 2 finale of "...And Just Like That" with us, and this week, Joe Kwaczala returns for a Canadian Education episode about Michael Bublé's Christmas album. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and a ton more, so head on over and check the damn thing out! In case you didn't catch it on the episode, Libby streams multiple times a week on her Twitch, which can be found at twitch.tv/libtron. She is currently in the midst of "The 12 Days of Libsmas" and will be streaming every day through December 26th. You can also follow her on Twitter at @libbycwatson. TW: Animal death discussion from 10:30-15:15. You can watch this episode in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dead Blossom Jesse (Twitch streamer) joins the show for the first time to promise us that they don't generally engage with strangers online, but they couldn't resist in this one instance (just the one) and go WAY down the rabbit-hole of convincing this stranger that they have a medical condition and he shouldn't be trifling with DBJ. We do a lot of trifling with DBJ on this episode though, as we ponder what would happen if John died, lancing boils, smashing pennies, smoking an entire pack of cigarettes at once, which Shakespeare characters we would be, and we try to find a new impression for Stefan. Plus, DBJ is getting really into GameDev Twitter, Elon and IMC lie about their enjoyment of the Grand Theft Auto series, and John finds a POD Kast comment on Reddit underneath a headline you would never imagine devolving into POD Kast discussion. If you want something to impress all your pals on Reddit with, you can donate to our damn show! Help support the Blocked Boys and get THREE new bonus episodes every single month over at patreon.com/blockedparty. Last week, we continued our D&D series with Jesse and db from Your Kickstarter Sucks and this week, Rory Uphold returns after her legendary first appearance on the show to help us wrap up our Season 2 review of "...And Just Like That", as we watch the season finale. You also get access to our entire back catalogue of over 100 episodes, you get merch discounts, you get access to our Discord, and you can get ad-free episodes. Plus! The BP Lotto makes its first-ever appearance in one week's time on December 17th, as one BP $100 Club member will win their subscription for free! So don't miss out! Dead Blossom Jesse is a Twitch streamer who streams at least four times a week over at twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse. You can follow them on Twitter at @jesseandclarke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Racquel Belmonte (comedian) is back for her first regular episode in nearly 1.5 years, and it's no time too soon as we learn the story of how she finds a therapist after being diagnosed with ADHD, and things don't really work out. As you might remember, the last time Racquel was on the podcast, she was single, and now...she is married! We run through her whirlwind courtship, engagement, and recent small wedding to an old friend who is now her husband! It's a wonderful tale with lots of laughs. And speaking of weddings, this is the first recording since Stefan got back from Tom and Demi's wedding in Australia, so we get the low-down on their wild ceremony, seeing koalas, Hungry Jack's, and we learn the wild backstory behind the whole "a dingo ate my baby!" thing. If you want plenty more backstories, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and support the show! A donation of $5/month gets you THREE brand-new bonus episodes every month AND access to our entire back catalogue of over 100 episodes. It's a great deal! This week, our third season of BPD&D continues as Jesse and db from YKS join us to continue our wild adventure in the time of the 3 Musketeers. We also have the BP Lottery coming up for our $100 Club donors, we have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and MORE! So check it! Racquel Belmonte is a comedian and you can follow her on Instagram for news on all of her upcoming projects. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube page. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Balazo (comedian, Evil Men) returns to the show for a block that may not be surprising in nature given the person in question, but it might be surprising that Michael displays a great amount of valiance and support for a loved one after Graham and his followers chase after her in a weird way online. This episode displays a great amount of valiance as well, as we discuss fighting each other, Grey Cup halftime shows, betting on Green Day, shaving in public, weird hockey teammates, and Stefan prepares to fly to Australia. Plus, Michael has a tweet go viral that gets us talking Benny Hill, Stefan deletes his Twitter account, and John sees a Twitter joke that is so rooted in Twitter's old days that it gets us nostalgic. If you want to get nostalgic for the early days of this podcast, supporting the show over at patreon.com/blockedparty for $5/month will get you access to our ENTIRE back catalogue of bonus episodes! That's over 100! Wowee! Plus, we're still releasing three new ones every damn month! Last week, our good friend Charlie Demers returned for a mailbag episode, and very soon, the second episode of BPD&D3 with Mike and Jesse will arrive and it promises to be as insane as the first. We also have ad-free episodes, an exclusive Discord, merch discounts, and MORE! Michael Balazo is a comedian whose new album, "Michael 1, Comedy, 0" is available wherever you get your music and/or comedy. You can also listen to him on the great Evil Men podcast every week, and you can follow him on Twitter at @mbalazo. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices