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Pop culture, politics and entertainment from a Black Ass perspective.

Tenisha Mercer


    • Jun 30, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
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    • 112 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from BLACK ASS NEWS

    McDonald's owe us a check!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 4:23


    A skit went viral and it had us tussling in these social media streets over Happy Meals. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    BET Awards' recap and McDonald's money

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 5:37


    A recap of Black Ass News this week. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Roe v. Wade: What's next?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2022 4:56


    A Black Ass week that saw 'Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis!" AR Verzuz and the Supreme Court overturning Roe vs. Wade --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Lori Harvey and Michael B. Jordan call it quits. Now every ashy and their Mama got something to say.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 5:38


    Drama in Black Hollywood, as one of its most popular couples break up. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Are you hoochie daddy shorts ready?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 3:27


    Sun's out, thighs out! Hoochie daddy shorts all summer 2022!

    IKYFL: Juneteenth ice cream?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 5:07


    Aht aht! Walmart had to pull its Juneteenth ice cream, and now Creamalicious, a Black-owned brand owned by a Black woman, is highlighted --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    We're not safe. Protect your Black Ass Peace

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 5:51


    White supremacist shoots up a grocery store in Buffalo, NY - murdering 10, most victims elderly and Black --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Ashies are in mourning: Kevin Samuels is dead.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 3:14


    The misogynist who made an online career ridiculing and bashing Black women caught a toe tag at age 56. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Dave Chapelle threw hands and feet on stage, after he was attacked by a man on stage.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 4:42


    *Hums in Knuck if you Buck* --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    The Omicron variant has pulled up for Cri'mus.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 5:02


    The Omicron is here chile... Wear the good masks, vaccinate/boost, wash your hands and socially distance. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Nicki Minaj out here in the pedo protection program, tweeting COVID trash and general foolishness.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 14:58


    This is how you ruin your career - defending your trash ass spouse, and reportedly offering to pay off one of his accusers. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Delta is doing some raggedy, bald headed heaux shit - get vaccinated.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 5:34


    The Delta variant said it's not playing with none of you heauxs! Mask up, socially distance, wash your hands, AND get vaccinated. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Jesus DeVante Christ did not die on the cross for y'all to not wash your ass!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 5:00


    Black don't crack because it's washed and moisturized. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Simone Biles said not tuh-day!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 5:33


    Simone is prioritizing her mental health, leaving the Olympics in Tokyo. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    The Olympics in Tokyo have not even started and the Black Ass shenanigans have begun, chile

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 4:24


    #LetShaCarriRun --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Black Jesus, we're out here fighting over bonnets! Take us neoooowwww!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 7:43


    The bonnet wars heated up last week, after an image of Black women wearing bonnets at the airport went viral. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Naomi Osaka said she will not be the world's mule or tennis racket - refusing to speak to the press

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 4:30


    Naomi Osaka laid down her racket, refusing to particupate in the French Open, after refusing to speak to the press due to anxiety and depression!

    Kwame Brown mollywhopped Matt Barnes and Jesus Devante Christ! Kwame's a whole Trump supporter.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 5:20


    Sports ain't my ministry ... but I swear I'mma hush next time. Come to find out, the man who called Matt Barnes the Becky with the good hair, is a whole ass, dusty and musty Trump supporter who blamed Breonna Taylor for her own death. Make it make sense! I take what I said about Matt byke! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Nikole Hannah-Jones, author of the NYT's 1619 Project, had her tenure offer rescinded, and I'm hot.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 5:57


    Nicole Hannah-Jones had her tenure offer rescinded at UNC, after conservatives got their panties in a bunch over her 1619 Project. This is sooooo trailer park. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Outside is open, but this gas finna be the death of us ALL!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 4:52


    The Colonial Pipeline gas fiasco got us in our unleaded, mid-grade and premium feelings! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Derek Chauvin was convicted of killing George Floyd-- and now Ma'Khai Bryant is a hashtag.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 5:50


    What should be a 'victory' of basic humanity was clouded by reports of yet another fatal cop shooting - this time, a 15-year-old girl shot in the chest four times by police in Columbus, Ohio, after she called them for help. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    The Derrick Chauvin verdict is today and our Black Asses are on pins and needles, chile.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 2:49


    Justice for George Floyd? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Black Ass self care is important. Black trauma is profitable, painful - George Floyd, Daunte Wright.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 3:07


    Protect your Black Ass peace by any means necessary. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Will Derrick Jaxson please shut his mouth?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 7:37


    Married, self proclaimed relationship expert Derrick Jaxson found himself in a mess after at two women have come forward alleging affairs. We've never seen his wife - until now. And now negreauxs are on Oprah's Internet telling us, "I told you so!" Ummm.... you told us that he's like some of y'all? OK, Mr. Negreaux. Sit in YOUR truth, sir. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Kirk Plies said a lot - let's talk about the conversation we need to have.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 4:40


    The BAN convo about Kirk and Kerrion Franklin. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Pissy Morgan is out of a job - and Meghan did it! *evil laugh*

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 5:21


    Piers out here in his feelings that Meghan turned him down - and now he lost his job. *cues tiny violin* --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Argue with ya British Mama! Meghan and Harry said all their British lives they had to fight.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 7:57


    Meghan and Harry dipped out from the royals - oooh, chile. It was a Black Mama moment. Part 2 of the when Harry and Meghan left the UK because the British rainbows were not enough. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    The British Ghetto! Meghan and Harry spilling the royal family tea.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 9:11


    The royal family with a history of marrying their cousins 'nem, have talked out the side of their wrinkled necks about Meghan. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex told Oprah the royal family cut them off financially, failed to defend Meghan against racist attacks, and even wondered how dark Baby Archie would be. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Whew, chile..The Black History Month

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 7:30


    The ancestors might not be pleased ...Gorilla Glue and more. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    This moment in Black Ass History: "Back that Azz Up" is 22 years old and we're old AF!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 4:01


    Make it clap for the 99s and the 2000s! Let's geriatric back that ass up! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Run us our stimmies, Joe!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 5:29


    Here's a short look at Joe Biden and Kamala Harris' first month in office. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Meet Jah Hunn, founder of the Support Black Women group on What's App.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 42:29


    Jah Hunn takes protecting Black women seriously. He started the Support Black Women group on What's App and Instagram to provide services to Black women travelers in Tulum and Playa del Carmen, Mexico. Whether it's helping Black women travelers to navigate unfamiliar areas or helping Black women who relocate to Tulum, Hunn makes it his mission to serve Black women in Tulum and Playa del Carmen. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    Baby...we made it. We haven't felt this good since 2012. Our VP is a Black woman!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 5:45


    Trump is out and Biden/Harris are in - let the Black Ass party begin. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/tenisha-mercer/support

    2021 is looking kinda trailer parkish.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 6:14


    I'd like to cancel my trial subscription to 2021. I don't like it here.

    Black Ass People everywhere: Foolishment!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 6:20


    The Brad-Chads rioted and tore up the Capitol building and our Black Asses can't be bothered. We are not the same and y'all not even pretending and trying to hide it no mo.

    BLM could never. The Brad-Chads took over the Capitol. Thugs!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 3:51


    This is what happens when the president y'all elected incites his goons.

    Buh-bye 2020, and hello, 2021!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 5:57


    Whew, chile! 2020 almost took our Black Asses out. Most of us are still alive to talk about it, but it was still raggedy tho.

    VOTE -- on ya Mama, Daddy and Grannies!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 5:52


    Today is election day. Vote Black Ass!

    Mask up and cast your ballots!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 4:35


    A Black Ass reminder to vote on Nov. 3rd!

    Kamala Harris spoke for ALL Black women at the VP debate. All her VP life she had to fight.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 4:02


    Kamala ain't one of Mike Pence's little friends ... and oh yeah, the only Christopher we recognize on National Indigenous Peoples' Day is Christoper "Biggie" Wallace.

    The ancestors have spoken! The president got the Rona.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 4:48


    Y'alls president and Melanika have coronavirus, chile.

    The Aunties put that stank on IG! The Patti Labelle verzuz Gladys Knight battle.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 2:46


    We were not worthy! Ms. Patti + Ms. Gladys sang their faces off in a Verzuz battle on IG.

    Celebrating the life and legacy of Black Panther actor Chadwick Boseman

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 3:40


    Chadwick Boseman gave Hollywood his all -- and we were surprised to learn of his untimely death to colon cancer at 43. RIP.

    Whatchu gon' do boo? Stop playing and see you at the ballot box on Nov. 3rd.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 11:11


    No sooner than Kamala Harris was appointed as Joe Biden's VP running mate, the ashy keyboard warriors started talking shit about her like they are getting a check, 401-k and health benefits.

    Keep your Kamala ashyness at home! Harris/Biden 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 4:33


    Old Joe did what he had to do ... and now a Black woman may become #2 in charge of these United States. Look at God!

    Rona money stops this month - what in the WHAT??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 3:03


    Federal jobless benefits related to COVID-19 job losses expire. Stay safe on these streets.

    The rona is still here!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 11:58


    COVID-19 says it got next.

    Karen is triggered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2020 4:33


    Black Lives Matter!

    The murder of George Floyd by police near Minneapolis have touched off protests around the world.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 5:00


    Somebody snatch Joe Biden.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2020 4:50


    Joe talking out the side of his neck - again.

    The Rona is still trying to kill you dead.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 3:06


    Stay safe in these Rona streets. States are re-opening, but Rona said "Hell nawl."

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