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*Wait...there's still a cat in the garage? *Lazlo's oldest is already looking at colleges. Slimfast thinks he should consider trade school or a job at "The Bee" *People are already voting! Did the media seem a little less obsessed with the election this year, or am I just living in a bubble? *In case you needed another reason to hate Brady, he's now a part owner of the Raiders. *Canceling subscriptions should get easier soon. *Moms really hate artificial food dyes in Fruit Loops. *Turkey legs is ham! *Slimfast says that the best meals he ever ate were in his high school cafeteria. *Speaking of high school cafeterias, is Mexican Pizza racist? *Following in the Hallmark channel's footsteps, Lifetime announced their own Chiefs themed holiday movie for 2024. *Kevin Costner's band released a new single. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Join us live on twitch each weekday at 2pm www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!
*I thought we agreed on Cans. Now you're arguing for Huge Cans? *Here we go again, the debate about Chiefs v Bills is back. *Bernie thinks Ozempic is too damn high! (I can still use that reference, right?) *Earth is welcoming a new moon! Well, Lazlo isn't being very welcoming. *The White Sox are the worst in baseball and the owner is asking for $1 billion. *Lazlo owes an apology to an entire profession. *Jaguar Wright makes explosives claims about Diddy tapes! *The "Tesla of suicide" is facing some backlash. *Never take Lazlo with you to a peep show. *Perry Ferrell's wife says he is seeking help and will persevere. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Lazlo's favorite football team looks like they've got what it takes this season! *Are music festivals going extinct? What do artists keep canceling shows? *Iranian backed hackers tried to give the Harris campaign dirt on Trump. *Puff Daddy denied bail...again! *Slimfast is scared Lazlo will make him go see Passion of the Christ 2 on opening day. *Even when you plan ahead, you still can't get away with murdering your spouse. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Vern is on the show! As playoff baseball nears, we wanted to have the most knowledgeable baseball guy in America on to help us get excited. We've been listening to Vern cover the Royals on 610 Sports in Kansas City for years and now you can hear him on 96.5 The Fan in KC. Will the Royals make the playoffs? Is playoff baseball the most exciting thing in pro sports? Do KC sports fans know how spoiled they are? We hope you enjoy our conversation with Vern! Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer spencer.wolff@audacy.com and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at HeartlandRoofer@gmail.com. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break the bank and probably saved his relationship. They do plumbing and HVAC and Slim 100% vouches for them. You couldn't deal with a group of nicer and more professional guys. Go to their website and give them a call today. Now's the time to have your furnace serviced before you're stuck in the cold and HVAC companies get busy. Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating & Cooling in Overland Park, KS
We've been trying to get Dr. Morgan from the University of New Haven on the podcast for a long time but he's a busy man. When he's not lecturing, he's regularly testifying in court or filming one of his numerous tv appearances. Dr. Morgan worked for the CIA, he's an expert on brain-computer interfaces (BCI), he's an expert on PTSD, an expert on personality disorders, an expert on human memory, an expert on psychopathy, and he's a forensic psychiatrist! Dr Morgan is often featured in programs on ID (Investigation Discovery) and has been featured on ID and MAX's series Signs of a Psychopath for several seasons. This is an interview Slim has been wanting to do for more than year, so when Dr Morgan finally had some time to talk, Slim raced to the studio and got things started while Lazlo headed in. We had so many questions for Dr. Morgan; Why does Slim cry at Ozempic girls while you're lucky to get a tear from Lazlo at a funeral? Is there a difference between a Sociopath and a Psychopath? Can psychopaths make good friends? Is my ex really a narcissist? Is human memory ever reliable? Most importantly, when is ID going to give you your own show? Slim is willing to start the letter writing campaign if need be. Check out Dr. Morgan's cred sheet! Charles A Morgan III, M.D., M.A. - University of New Haven Watch Dr. Morgan's show Signs Of A Psychopath | Shows | Investigation Discovery Watch one of his lectures and you'll basically be a college grad Dr. Charles Morgan on Psycho-Neurobiology and War (youtube.com) Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer spencer.wolff@audacy.com and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit. www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at HeartlandRoofer@gmail.com. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break the bank and probably saved his relationship. They do plumbing and HVAC and Slim 100% vouches for them. You couldn't deal with a group of nicer and more professional guys. Go to their website and give them a call today. Now's the time to have your furnace serviced before you're stuck in the cold and HVAC companies get busy. Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating & Cooling in Overland Park, KS
*College football is almost here! Is it worth spending money on a big school just to get the full college experience? *Forbes posted an article about the do's and don'ts of dating apps. *U2 announces a new movie that will playing at The Sphere in Vegas and Slimfast is demanding that everyone go. *Florida State is playing in Dublin. Slim wants to know which teams Lazlo thinks will be next to change their names. *That time Slimfast tried to court a girl with a "wooden" leg, only to have her ultimately reject him. *A beautiful woman with a seal head. Yes, we're doing this again. *HBO's new docuseries Chimp Crazy already has people talking. *Did AI kick Juvenile off an American Airlines flight? You know, the rapper. You know, Back That Azz Up. *Pop star Lily Allen adopted a dog and returned it because she was annoyed by its behavior. *Slimfast goes on an epic rant about his hometown of Kansas City. This triggers Lazlo to go on an epic rant about creditors and credit scores. Whew! That felt good. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally has a clothing company! Visit PopFly Apparel and fill your closet with the coolest tees in KC! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Brooke Haney is the Hollywood intimacy coordinator. She literally wrote the book about it! A job that none of us had ever heard of before the #metoo movement because it surprisingly didn't exist. So, what is the job description of an intimacy coordinator? What makes someone qualified to choreograph a Hollywood sex scene? We had a blast speaking with Brooke this week and we hope you enjoy our conversation. Check out her book https://www.amazon.com/Intimacy-Coordinators-Guidebook-Brooke-Haney/dp/1032531460 Visit her website: Brooke M. Haney | NYC intimacy coordinator (brookemhaney.com) Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please, please, please, tell a friend and a stranger about the show. Is there a guest you'd like to hear on a future episode? Contact our world class producer spencer.wolff@audacy.com and let him know. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! Join us on twitch every weekday afternoon! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Complain about the show on our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Now, please read all the way to the bottom or else you'll miss out on something you'd probably like to know. Mitra 9! We want to thank our friends at Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com right now and buy yourself some GoPacks (our personal faves) or choose from any of their other awesome products. Use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. It helps us out and you'll get a healthy discount. Lazlo never does the show without first having his GoPack. Slim enjoys all their stuff and seems to have a Mitra product for every situation and every time of the day. Again, we recommend the GoPacks and we've received more positive feedback from listeners about GoPacks than virtually anything else we've recommended over the years. Again, www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at checkout. Pop Fly Apparel! Lazlo finally realized his dream of having his own clothing line! The website just went live and you can place your orders now! Click here PopFly Apparel and stock your closet with the coolest tees you can buy! Prairie Sailor! Thanks to Prairie Sailor | Midwest Outdoor Clothing & Lifestyle Brand for helping Lazlo realize his dream. You'll catch at least one of us wearing something from Prairie Sailor every day. A great small business worth your suuport. Heartland Roof and Tree! Thank you to Heartland Roof and Tree! Slimfast had almost a dozen different tree-removal companies come out to give him quotes for taking down a dead tree and they were all too expensive. Then, a friend of the show recommended Heartland Roof and Tree. They got it done fast and Slim didn't have to empty out his "sweet used motorcycle" savings account to pay for it. As their name suggest, they do trees and roofs, Got a leaky roof or damage from a storm? Got a tree that's about to fall on your neighbor's roof? Call Marcus right now (816) 522-8660 or shoot him an email at HeartlandRoofer@gmail.com. Or if something comes up later and you can't remember their contact info, just get in touch with Slimfast and he'll send them your way. Dick Ray Master Plumbers and HVAC! Thanks to our friends at Dick Ray Master Plumbers for fixing Slim's AC for a sane price that didn't break the bank and probably saved his relationship. They do plumbing and HVAC and Slim 100% vouches for them. You couldn't deal with a group of nicer and more professional guys. Go to their website and give them a call today. Now's the time to have your furnace serviced before you're stuck in the cold and HVAC companies get busy. Dick Ray Master Plumber Heating & Cooling in Overland Park, KS
*Even for Lazlo, that was a memorable opening sentence for the show. *The best and worst parts about working in the service industry, including all-you-can-eat disputes where police get invloved. *Quit jumping into tiger enclosures. You're not Lazlo! *Spotify has a new monthly streaming record holder and it' not Taylor Swift. *Kohberger's defense is still asking to have his trial moved. *Is RFK dropping out and endorsing Trump? *Get your bleeding head off my plane! Oh, but let me see some "after" pics once you're healed up, *Oklahoma State Football came up with a great idea to generate revenue. *Is this a feel-good or feel-bad story? *Bennifer 2.0 is officially done. *Don't pretend like you understand magnets or outer space. *How tough should a dad be on his kids? Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*It sucks when your parents get old. *Millennials share a lot of pet peeves with boomers. *Phil Donahue died at 88. *More details about Matthew Perry's death investigation...again. *You don't want your gondola to catch fire. *Michigan man tries to kidnap a girl and is stopped by good Samaritans, twice in an hour. *You don't want to be the one hosting Thanksgiving every year and family doesn't want to go to your house anyway. *Old and busted or new hotness? *You look old. You're acting like your mother. Settle down. Your sister is hot. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*I have trypophobia but trypophobia doesn't have me. *It's really starting to feel like football time is almost here. The days getting shorter, the guys getting grayer, and bladders on airplanes are getting emptier. *A Duck Boat in Boston took the first steps in making up for those Duck Boats in Branson. *Wearing a helmet while cycling is the smart move, unless you're trying to make friends. *There's a new docuseries on Peacock about Scott Peterson that none of us have had a chance to see yet, but that doesn't stop us from discussing it at length. *No one wants to hear they're being sued but some plaintiffs are scarier than others. *When the con takes more effort than just doing the actual job. *Overland Park made the list of 10 Happiest Places in America and Slim is bitter. *The media says America is divided but it turns out we do agree about a few things. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*We're on 98.9 The Rock now. So that's pretty cool. *Slim begs Lazlo not to ruin another round of engagement photos. *Astronauts are stuck in space until 2025 because they hitched a ride on the wrong rocket. *A Russian chess player is accused of competing in a very Russian way. *A crocodile man raped and killed dogs. Feed him to the crocs. *A 46-year-old man decided to go around town rigging toilet seats to explode. "Incompetent sex". Don't know if it's a reason for divorce but it's a decent band name. *Construction workers are the happiest and "garbage people" are the richest. *Shocking new study! Money makes you happy! More money makes you happier! *A couple of teen wanna-be-ISIS members caused T-Swift to cancel shows in Austria. Thanks for listening to the podcast! And thank you to 98.9 The Rock for giving us an awesome new home! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Stephen Witt is the author of How Music Got Free How Music Got Free: Witt, Stephen: 9783847905905: Amazon.com: Books He also produced the documentary of the same name, streaming now on Paramount+ How Music Got Free - MTV - Watch on Paramount Plus Thanks to our friends at www.mitra-9.com for making this show possible. Go buy yourself some GoPacks and seltzers and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check-out. We'd love to have you join our twitch family www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo We'd also love to hear your thoughts and complaints at www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Thanks for listening to the podcast. Have a great day and we'll see you next time! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!
*Slimfast is such a loser, he doesn't even have a Costco membership. *Traffic sucks and it sucks for you that you gotta drive in it. *"Yeah" *Alec Baldwin's trial is still happening for some reason. *Keep your eyes out for a box of old baseball cards worth $2 million. You could get $70k in reward money! *Matt Damon is a sweetheart. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Lazlo got to spend some quality time with his boys this weekend and Slim got to spend some Old Shawnee Days time with his girlfriend brother-dad. *Slimfast had a discouraging experience at the water park this weekend. What is wrong with people? *Hot Rodent Men and Men Hot for Rodents. Either way, it's hot. *Caitlyn Clark didn't make the Olympic Team. *Trump has to meet with his probation officer today. *Looking for a Man in Finance isn't just the song of the summer, it's a genuine plea for help from Slim. *Another day, another frivolous food lawsuit that we missed out on. *Real men know how to dress and wound and stich a quilt. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*The Mystery of Lazlo's Wedding Ring continues. *Instead of taking your license away, they should take your car when you get in trouble. *Topfreedom now! Topfreedom forever! *Trump is on Tik Tok! *Chad Daybell gets the death penalty and we're fine with it. *Is Caitlin Clark the victim of racism? *Tyson v Paul has been postponed. *Ren Faire on HBO is the show we'll be talking about for the next three weeks. *Buying a giant ghillie suit might save you big money on your homeowner's insurance. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*What do you tell people you do for a living? *Total Recall?? I never claimed to be Mr. Privacy, but this is getting ridiculous! *I hope you weren't the one who gave Matthew Perry drugs. Note to self: Don't sell drugs to celebrities. Cops will launch full investigations if anything happens. *Trump jury could have a verdict next week. *Bryce Harper asked a high school girl to prom. *Inspired by Cam'ron, we're gonna make our own sex supplement! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Lazlo's saga with the faux plumber is finally over. *Things that become the bane of your existence when you own a home. *Raising kids is expensive but most people say it's worth is. *Her imitates Her *If you're currently house hunting, I hear you can get a good deal on Graceland. *Another Americans tourist has been detained in Turks and Caicos. This time, it's a woman! She was traveling with her daughter for Mother's Day. That makes five Americans currently detained on the island. *Demi Moore did full frontal nudity in her new horror movie. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo
*We're feeling bullish! *Did the NFL schedule games with Taylor Swift in mind? *Teachers complain about being underpaid but they're doing better than doctors. *Joey, have you ever heard a grown man get fired on the radio? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we (some of us) will see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Harrison Butker is speaking so you'd better listen up ladies. *Stonks are back! We missed out on getting rich the last time around, but we won't be making that same mistake again! Wait, what's that? It's already over? *If you meet a guy who buys you flowers, tells you he loves you, and texts you back, get the hell out of there while you still can. *Police seek public's help in locating that man who punched Steve Buscemi. *The WNBA season starts tonight, but I don't need to tell you that. *In honor of the "KAKE" beef, let's take a look back at every diss track in history to hit #1, *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Looking for college basketball fans who know how to produce a crappy talk show. *We gave you plenty of time to watch Piers Morgan interview Fiona, the woman who inspired Martha on Reindeer Games. Now we want to know your thoughts. *It's National Day Without Child Care Day! *The NFL has announced who will be playing the Chiefs in the NFL season opener. *Volunteer fire fighters in Missouri get a big boost but they still aren't getting paid. *The miseducation of the lady reading graduate names at Thomas Jefferson University this weekend. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast are fighting over the same handyman. Once again, Lazlo is making inappropriate comments about Slim's mom. Once again, Slim is overreacting. *The greatest year for each rock genre. Many say that 1994 was the greatest year for alternative rock. There's plenty of evidence to prove that 1991 was the best year for grunge. There seems to be more debate about the best year for classic rock. *Arizona governor signs a bill to repeal 1864 ban on most abortions. *The Florida Trash Bros who thought it would be cute to dump garbage into the ocean are being hunted down by authorities. Video shows boaters dumping trash into the ocean in Boca Raton (youtube.com) *Trump is on the campaign trail, trashing the judge in his hush money trial. *Lazlo is going to try and make things work with Cher. *Baby Reindeer might be the biggest show on television and the creators are begging people to stop looking up the real-life inspirations for the characters. Video Ad (youtube.com) *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Slim is asked to explain his head injury, but perhaps the head injury explains Slim. *The Super Bowl might finally be moved to a three-day weekend. *Sexsomnia: What is it and how do I use it as an excuse to get out of embarrassing situations? *Would your opinions about Candidate A change if you learned that they shot their pet dog? *The White House Correspondents Dinner was this weekend and Biden "roasted" Trump. So of course, Trump fake-tweeted about it. *Your car might know more about you than your parents and your phone. *A woman waiting to be seated at a restaurant spots a teen in a short skirt. Thinking the skirt is a threat to the wellbeing of children, the woman decides to ____. Alleged Utah employee charged with sexual battery after skirt-dispute video goes viral | KSL.com *Some dads kiss their sons on the lips. Some dads nibble their sons' earlobes on live tv. Cops investigate viral video of man 'nibbling boy's ear' at World Snooker Championship (msn.com) *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Was 16 the best of the teen years? *Slimfast wanted to open a night club. *Four years after the lockdowns from COVID, and people still want to live in a van. *Best Grandma Ever helps beat up her granddaughter's bully at school. *Looks like the Tik Tok "ban" will reach Biden's desk soon. *Jelly Roll quit social media because he got tired of being called fat. *Alec Baldwin vs Crackhead Barney *Stop rinsing off your shredded cheese. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
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* The Chiefs signed a veteran wide receiver! That's it! All of our wishes have been granted! *Your city does not have the third biggest St Patrick's Day parade, and there are a few more claims that need to stop being made unchallenged. *PornHub has blocked access in Texas. Your state might not be safe for long. *You probably have long COVID. I know I do. *Utah Governor Signs Bill Encouraging Teachers to Carry Guns in Classrooms. *The latest headline causing conspiracy theorists heads to spin involves the "suicide" of a Boeing whistleblower. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Snowcone's car is now mostly made up of bumper stickers, trash bags, and pieces of cardboard. *Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes announce plans for new restaurant in Kansas City. *When Lazlo and his boys have given up all hope of being able to watch baseball on tv this spring, the league has a serious problem. *What are the odds that congress actually shuts down Tik Tok with this new legislation? *Elon Musk vs Don Lemon *Dozens of bands and panelists have backed out of SXSW this week because of Army sponsorship. The story behind bizarre Aroldis Chapman groping video (nypost.com) *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Gaming with Lazlo. *There's a new docuseries on Apple about Tom Brady and The Patriots and you'll be shocked to learn that Lazlo is all caught up. *Can a hobby make someone undatable? We're not talking about spending the night but actually dating. *Larry Davis cried about Richard Lewis, but no man cries quite like Snowcone. *A lawyer leading a class action lawsuit against TEMU says the app is the most dangerous in America. *Biden is fit for duty. *A high school teacher asked two boys in her class to stand up and sword fight and now the school is being sued. *The Supreme Court says they'll hear Trump's claims of immunity which means he probably won't go to trial before the election. *Bradley Cooper wasn't sure he loved his daughter in the first few months. *Would your mom and/or dad take a bullet for you? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo
*Small tasks, big headaches. It's the little things in life that'll kill you. *Kansas City is supposedly a terrible city for young single people to meet. Maybe if you hadn't cheated on your high school sweetheart, you wouldn't be having these problems. *The best cities in America FOR football fans. *King Charles has cancer. Toby Keith had cancer. *Media Week is here! I don't what the hell media week is but Spencer claims you can't have a Super Bowl without it. Kelce got more attention from journalists than Mahomes. *People have been complaining about high prices at McDonalds and the CEO says he's listening. Fast food has gotten pretty pricey, but it's so good. *When someone comes to town to visit, where do you tell them to eat? I want your top barbeque and non-barbeque recommendations. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Lazlo needs TV recommendations. He's so bored, he's betting on college basketball. *Travis Kelce Says Justin Tucker Was 'Being a Dick' *Legal but perhaps unethical ways to make money. Yea or Nay? *Biden says he's decided how to respond to the drone strike that killed 3 American soldiers but it's a secret. *Social Media bosses testified before congress today and Zuck got the worst of it. *Florida is seriously considering a law that would ban kids from using social media. *ZEN nicotine pouches are all the rage with kids on Tik Tok. *Have you heard this MAGA conspiracy about Taylor Swift, the Super Bowl, and Joe Biden? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*How bout those Chieeeeeefs?? This is the first time Lazlo and Slim have spoken since the third quarter of the Lions game. Slim says he didn't know what to say. *Experts say Travis Kelce will actually lose money by being in the Super Bowl this year. *Taylor Swift is going back on tour. Will she have time to make it to the game? *The mysterious case of the decapitated Memphis DJ. We still need answers. *American soldiers were killed by a drone strike on a US military base in Jordan. *Trump lost another court battle and this one could cost him $83 million. *Ben Shapiro has the number 1 rap song in America right now. *Did your mom slap you when you were a kid? Did she do it in public? Why was Spencer's mom holding her son back academically? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Lazlo told Slimfast about a true crime show! Death by Fame. The guys are confused about the "fame" theme. *We're just now finding out that Lazlo recently went to Red Lobster. Will he complain about it, did he buy a fruity drink, and why was he there? *Is everyone caught up on True Detective? Just like the push-up challenge, Slimfast is already trying to make his exit. *A video on Tik Tok is making the rounds. It claims to have captured an angry reaction from a woman who was asked to split the check on a first date. The guy who posted it makes his case for splitting the check, "sparking controversy". *Scorsese now holds the record for the living director with the most Oscar nominations. Who are the all-time leaders? *Ryan Gosling was nominated for Barbie, but Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig were both snubbed, which feels either ironic or fitting for Barbie. There's so much outrage, Hilary Clinton made a statement. A statement that Slimfast has a very difficult time reading. Things go downhill from there. *Trump wins New Hampshire and had some classy things to say about his opponent. Biden also won New Hampshire, even though he wasn't on the ballot. *We have a major update to the story involving three Chiefs fans who were found dead in their friend's backyard. A fifth man has now come forward and claimed he was there. This story keeps getting weirder and more confusing. I feel terrible for the families involved. This has got to be hell. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo
*How Bout Those CHIEEEEEEEEFS??!! *The Church of Lazlo Bowl is one week closer to becoming a reality. Will friendships survive the stress? *Meatball Ron is Out! Nikki Haley is hanging in! Nancy Pelosi is....not Nikki Haley. *How one man overcame insurmountable odds by sucking on his own sweatpants. *Two fans are suing Madonna for keeping them up late on a school night. *Styx vs Little River Band. *Who was the most famous local tv anchor of your childhood? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Nick Wright is on the show today! *Bill Belichick is out at New England! NFL teams looking for a head coach have a nice pool of applicants to consider. *What about our friend Dan Lanning? Looks like Lazlo won't have to worry about wearing Alabama gear to support his friend. *We are not supposed to use the word "clean" when referring to an STD test. *Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley faced off last night and Lazlo is not impressed with Meatball Ron's performance. *Nick Wright! Get your sports betting apps ready because Nick has your playoff picks. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twithc.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Chiefs fans, who would like to see the Chiefs play in the postseason? We still have quite a few scenarios and potential matchups. *Doc! I wanted you to make it bigger, not smaller!" *It's "Janu-hairy" and "Dry January" apparently. I thought the dry month was "Sober October" but whatever. Anyway, someone decided to put together a list of the best rock songs about sobriety. Got any guesses? *The former president of Harvard is speaking out about her resignation. We've been waiting for 24 hours but Jimmy Kimmel still hasn't said he was joking about Aaron Rodgers thing. A judge in Vegas was attacked by a defendant in court and the video is something else. (http://tinyurl.com/bdcu4rbu) There was another school shooting today in Iowa. The Epstein papers are out and Snowcone is on it. I mean, he's on it. You get what I'm saying. *Why aren't we suing Reece-ease? We could all be retired in a year! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please remember to join us on twitch each weekday around 2p central (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Got some free time? Come chat with us after hours on reddit (www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo). Finally, we'd really appreciate it if you could take a second to leave a review for the podcast. Thanks for all you do! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Yo!!! Good to see you! The holidays are over and our vacation wasn't long enough but it honestly feels good to be back. Lazlo hosted his family over the break, National Lampoon style. Michigan beat Alabama! Will Lazlo splurge and drive to Texas for the game? *Gypsy Rose is out of prison and it's the only thing Americans want to talk about. Was she really kicked out of Missouri? *Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce celebrated the new year in Kansas City. Lazlo doesn't think Kelce seems like a Trader Joe's guy. *Someone in Michigan is sitting on an $850 million PowerBall ticket. Steamboat Willie is no in the public domain. Gypsy Rose is on track to dethrone Kim Kardashian as the biggest influencer in the world. It's election year and that means the Trump news is headed our way. *New year, new laws. Kansans are now allowed to ship their kids to public schools in other districts. I really hope we can fix the problems with our public schools, before we turn into a Mad Max wasteland. *The Chiefs are headed to the playoffs but something's wrong. Is it Pat? Is it the receivers? Can they win playoff games against good teams? Lazlo has the answers. *Thanks for listening! Please take a moment to leave us a review and remember to join us on twitch every weekday at 2p central. (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Tough weekend for Chiefs fans but we'll survive. Who was Mahomes yelling at on the sidelines at the end of the game? Different people say different things but Snowcone's done his research. *Slimfast was in Dad Mode this weekend. He said they had a great time, but that being the fun adult is expensive. *Shohei Ohtani is finally going to make more money than Lazlo. *A man in New York won $10 million on a scratch-off ticket, after doing the same thing last year. A $44 million lottery ticket in Florida in expiring after the winner never came forward. The Texas Supreme Court reversed a lower court's decision to allow a woman to have a life-saving abortion. Some people are calling for the president of Harvard to step down after remarks made about Israel during congressional testimony. Trump's lead in Iowa appears to be growing. Dogs don't live long enough and science wants to do something about it. *What is a 'parenting expert' and why are they always such buzzkills? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please leave a review and remember to join us weekdays at 2pm central on twitch. (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Why do we lose stuff all the time? Literally, every single day of my life has been cut short as I waste time looking for lost remote controls. *The finale of the that Squid Game reality show was last night. Lazlo and Spencer watched it which means we're actually talking about non-sports shows in a timely manner. *Another day in December, another end-of-year list! IMDb released the top movies, shows, and stars of 2023. *Doomscrolling! The shooter at UNLV didn't fit the typical profile. The republican debate was last night, and it was as bad as you'd expect. New Mexico is suing Meta because they claim Facebook doesn't do enough to fight child trafficking. The devil's being honored in the Iowa state capitol. *A woman discovers her boyfriend's kink by accident. *If you're a guy and you live long enough, your prostate will eventually hurt. It'll also kill ya. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and remember to join us weekdays at 2p central on twitch! Click the link now to follow us. (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Come chat with us afterhours on our subreddit (links below). Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Have you ever purchased a tube of "fexting" at a truck-stop gas station? Lazlo thinks that truck-stops are safe spaces for truckers and should not be patronized by dads driving a mid-sized Lincoln crossover. *Lazlo watches mor college football than you and he can prove it. Slimfast is still trying to understand how the bowl games are decided. *Slimfast thinks Chiefs fans need to chill. Lazlo would like to remind you that Andy Reid is well aware of the team's shortcomings and doesn't need you to tweet him suggestions. *Doomscrolling!! Time's Person of the Year nominees are here. What's the deal with Canada? Meatball Ron spent the weekend trying to bribe Iowa voters. Liz Cheney doesn't think you should vote for Trump. Butt cheeks winning football games. Resource officers being dicks. *It doesn't matter how long it's been out, there are certain movies you're never allowed to spoil. *December and January are big months for streaming new shows. Are any of them worth watching? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please take a second to leave us a review. We'd love to see you on twitch tomorrow! 2pm central www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Join the afterhours conversation on our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Lazlo is back from the Michigan game! He's a proud Michigander and it's been quite a month for his team. Mizzou and KU won too! Now's a great time to start watching college football. *Americans spent a record setting $8 billion on Black Friday. Today's Cyber Monday. Did you get anything good? *The Chiefs won! Are they starting to figure out their receiver problems? *Doomscrolling!! A 15-year-old saved a toddler with CPR skills she'd learned at school. Again, we all need to learn how to do CPR. Derek Chauvin was stabbed in prison but he's expected to survive. American prisons are really something. The guy who designs Kelce's shirts is having quite a year. *You may have heard that they're making another Ghostbusters movie but there's a ton of sequels on the way that you might not know about. *Hall and Oates are not getting along and court battles are on the horizon. *Silver Dollar City does Christmas stuff?? Let's rent a VRBO and take the whole gang! *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please tell a friend, leave a review, and remember to join us each weekday on twitch www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Snowcone's stuffed animal goes into hiding. *What's with this rumor that Will Smith got murdered? *NFL Power Rankings Week 11. Look at Lazlo's Lions! *Doomscrolling!! Who needs pay-per-view when you've got CNBC? Plus, manslaughter on the ice, red cup revolt, and republicans hate it when people vote for stuff they don't like. *Until we can come up with a better system, can we just get rid of the DMV for now? *Greatest Thanksgiving movies of all time. Eli Roth would like a word. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Leave a review, tell a friend, and remember to check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Lazlo's son drove away from the house alone today for the first time. Does the pride outweigh the fear? *Snowcone and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time trying to find a doctor. *Most sequels are let downs but some of them are so bad, they ruin the entire franchise. Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, now that was a sequel! *Doomscrolling!! China's holding these pandas over our heads like we give a damn! Plus, kids killing kids, kids killing teachers, and boats killing old ladies. *Lazlo fails to find the humor in Slim's mom's plumbing problem. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review and remember to join us tomorrow on twitch for our last show before Thanksgiving break. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
*Lazlo tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen. Josh Allen ain't got it. What is "it"? Can you feel it, see it, hear it today? If you can't then it doesn't matter anyway! *Great Albums from Bad Bands. We'd argue that some of these albums aren't great and some of these bands aren't bad, but we get what they're going for. *Doomscrolling!! Biden's granddaughter, Pelosi's husband, Trump's minions, a racist's shirt, and a gospel singer's entitlement. *Dating rules are for people under 50. Once you hit 50, the rules and standards go out the window. *How are Battleship and TMNT toys not in the Toy Hall of Fame? Who voted no? *Thanks for listening to the podcat! Please tell a friend, leave us a review, check out all our links below, and join us each weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Harbaugh was wrong about chickens. Turns out they're not a nervous bird and they actually make great companions. *The Tesla CyberTruck is finally here but you have to promise not to sell it for at least a year. *What's the strangest house rule you ever encountered growing up? I was once told that my parents would have to pay the family back if I ever ate any of their Handi-Snacks. I grabbed a Handi-Snack in the middle of the night, went home in the morning, and never talked to that kid again. I think he's wealthy now. He has those fake teeth things. You know the ones? It looks like a mouth guard with teeth. *Doomscrolling!! Taylor Swift and Travis Kelve are in love, and I don't know if my heart can take it. Christmas tree lots are closed all over the country due to a tree shortage. Be careful tweeting complaints at airlines. *The Q'Anon Shaman is running for congress as a libertarian. *Amazon wants to fix healthcare in America. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please join us on twitch every weekday while we record the show. All of our links are listed below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Americans spend a lot of time watching shows on streaming services. Turns out, you could probably have another full-time job, if you worked instead of binge watching The Office again. *There are a lot of jobs that sound like fun, but are they? Is it possible that there's no such thing as a dream job? *Doomscrolling!! The republican debate was last night, and it was more fun than the last ten WrestleMania's combined. Is WrestleMania still a thing? (I'm not a wrestling guy) SAG-AFTRA struck a deal! Our shows should be coming back soon! Does Mark Zuckerberg think your daughters are ugly without filters? We've got a new weight loss drug and this is supposed to be even cooler than the last ones! Biden spoke to the UAW and Slim decides it's worth a listen. *Sophie Turner is looking for love. Could we hook her up with Spencer? *The 25 worst cover songs of all time. Some of 'em ain't so bad. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us next time on twitch. Links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Lazlo watched Get Gotti on Netflix which means we can finally discuss! Would you rather be one of the cops sneaking into Gotti's club to bug the phones, or a member of the Gambino crime family? I don't think I'm cut out for either. *Whoa! Total coincidence that we start talking about Gotti and then see news about 16 Gambino family associates being arrested in New York. *The Sexiest Man of the Year has been crowned. Did you know there's only been one Sexiest Woman crowned by People? Any guesses who it was? *I hate it when everyone starts laughing about an inside joke and I'm on the outside. I want to laugh. I want to know what's so funny. Come on guys!! *Doomscrolling!! Ivanka Trump took the stand today and she seems to be experiencing some issues with her memory. Updates on the war in the middle east. Barbra Streisand lives in a different world than us mere mortals. You wanna get censured, because that's exactly how you get censured. Would you rather be bit in the leg by a rattlesnake or in the face by an alligator? This story might change your mind. The OnlyFans teacher from Missouri says she made $1 million in six months. *Not everything about being poor sucked. At least we got to eat a lot of junk food for dinner. *Thanks for listening! Please leave a review and join us every weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Lazlo is a champion! He coached his last game this weekend and couldn't have ended on a better note. Congrats to Lazlo, his son, and the entire team! Oh, the Chiefs also beat the Dolphins in Germany this weekend and Mizzou put up a good fight against Georgia. *Slimfast and his dad went to Promise Keepers one time when he was a kid. If you're not familiar with Promise Keepers, allow us to give you a quick rundown. *Mike Johnson is the new republican speaker of the house and he's in the news today because of the way he monitors his son's phone for inappropriate material. *Doomscrolling!! America is seriously divided over the war in Palestine. Obama weighed in on the debate this weekend but did he choose a side? An antique store in Florida had a human skull on display and possibly for sale until someone pointed out that it was real. Trump testified in court today and the judge was not pleased with his behavior. Russell Brand is facing new allegations from a Jane Doe who worked with him on the set of Arthur in 2010. *Do people really poop in line at Disney? *The Chicago Blackhawks are being sued by a former player who claims he was groomed and assaulted by a coach. *A NJ school janitor has been accused of putting bodily fluids in food and cooking utensils. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. We'll be live chatting on our subreddit tonight while we watch true crime on Max. Link below, join us! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.-Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Are we getting a Six Flags in KC? *Why the f**k am I being asked to tip the robot? *Tik Tok stole our idea! *Does this milkshake taste like piss? We missed you on twitch today. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo We don't really take calls anymore and we forgot the password to login to our text line, so twitch is now the best and only way to reach us when we're live. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review and tell a friend. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
The World Series starts tomorrow. Do you care? If not, maybe you didn't grow up in a baseball town. *Well, I said we could eat anywhere you wanted but that was before I knew you wanted Golden Corral. *Doomscrolling!! The mass shooter and murderer in Main is still on the loose. The man suspected of shooting and killing a Maryland judge last week was found dead in the woods today. Ford and the UAW have come to a tentative agreement. OJ gets turned on by boulder-bumping. The parents of the US military man who fled to North Korea have sat down for an interview. *A metro police department is under fire over allegations that some officers misspent charity money meant for fallen officers and their families. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Leave a review, join us tomorrow and every weekday on twitch, and use the links below to keep in touch with us and potentially date Snowcone. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Yo! It's been awhile since we've discussed documentaries and shows that we've watched but Lazlo will be watching nothing but sports for the next couple of months. I guess we can take the tv discussions to our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo *Slimfast has found a cause he can believe in! He wants to buy (another) stripper (another) car! He sees this as our chance to give back to the community (she's in a different community) and help out a young mother in need. *What are the worst comedies of all time? What's the worst comedy that you secretly like? What's a popular comedy that you thought sucked? *Lazlo can't believe that Slim isn't a fan of Kevin Smith. This is a huge revelation in their relationship. *Doomscrolling!! We have to talk about Israel. This is a topic that will always make some people angry but we've been tight lipped for over a week now and we're all upset about a lot of the things we and see from people on the left. People who are supposed to be on our team. A man got a speeding ticket for $1.4 million and the police tell him it wasn't a typo. Are you an Airport Dad? Here's how to find out. *Snowcone smells good today. The three of us pretty much only see one another at work every day. That doesn't stop us from wanting to smell good. What's your scent of choice? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. It really really really helps us if you leave a review. We would appreciate it more than you know. We'd also love for you to tell someone about the show, friend or foe. Finally, we would LOVE to see you on twitch while we record the show. We are on every weekday afternoon. Just follow us on twitch (churchoflazlo) and turn on notifications to alert you when we go live. We can't do the show without you. All our links are listed below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!www.lazlo.churchwww.twitch.tv/churchoflazlowww.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo
Have we had enough time to come to a consensus about chiropractors? I say we all get adjustments and report back. *The best and worst NFL stadiums in the NFL. What grade does your team's stadium get? *Why is Slimfast suddenly obsessed with Tavis? He's thinking about them in bed at night. *Excluding athletes, who's the biggest celebrity residing in your hometown? *Doomscrolling!! Suzanne Summers passed away. Squash is finally coming to the Olympics! Best Buy says this is your last chance to buy Blu-Rays before they stop selling them in 2024. A teacher in Kansas was fired for making Tik Tok videos about his class. *A woman in South Carolina took down her Halloween decorations when she learned that her neighbor is dying of lung cancer. *When we get fired, could we get by on tips at Hooters? *Thanks for listening. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and remember to join us each weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo