Dating Straight

Yassss Amy you better be controversial! After making sweeping statements asking straight girls to stop calling their besties their "girlfriends", Amy has found herself in some hot water among the heterosexuals. Jack ponders the next steps in his relationship, wondering "when should I introduce him to the family?" and Amy has no idea, obviously.

Call 911! We're slaying too hard! Just kidding. But Alyx did hurt her knee, and Amy was absolutely to the rescue. Jack catches us up on his big birthday bash, and Amy shades Jack a little too hard for his big performance. The pair then enter their biggest fight ever, caught all on camera in HD. Maybe some things are better left unsaid?

Some thought this may never happen. But during the beautiful time that is Cancer season, it seems that our boy has taken a lover... and Amy is of course seething with jealousy. Amy then makes a bicurious confession, and Jack discusses his time cosplaying as a minion. Serious stuff happening. Watch this space.

Lezbehonest... Sexuality IS fluid. And baby, we are wet (omfg lol). Jack talks about figuring out that nature is gay on his latest shr00m trip, and Amy shows off her new hickey. We miss pride month.

Today we're talking hexing ex-presidents, we're talking Jack's new label as a washed up twink, we're talking the horrifying moment Amy was bullied at LA Pride. Didn't they know that only person who's allowed to bully Amy is Jack?

We're back! After nearly one hundred episodes of Dating Straight, getting cancelled during Pride month 2021, and a year of hiatus, your favorite gays Amy Ordman and Jack Dodge and back under a new new: Queerbait. Come chit chat with your besties every week, starting now!

Here lies the last episode of Dating Straight. We will miss you all ️

U-Hauling is a National Queer Emergency and Vane is here to continue on that legacy. Vane tells all about their cross country move to be with their new girlfriend, Alexis. Then we take a trip down memory lane and revisit our favorite gay couples of the past, and the devastating public breakups that plagued the gay community in 2016. Vane confesses that Cammie Scott is the blueprint for lesbians, and lucky for them, we have a huge surprise in store! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we are joined by psychic medium Chris Medina, and he reads us to filth. He tells us all about our lives to come, including Jack’s inevitable sugar daddy, Amy’s doomed relationship and the future of Dating Straight. As skeptics, we aren’t afraid to call bullshit when need be, but ultimately the reading opened our third eyes.  Thank you to our sponsors!  Upstart: www.Upstart.com/dating to lower your monthly payments Reliefband: www.reliefband.com promo code DATING for 20% off plus free shipping Aura Frames: www.auraframes.com promo code DATING for up tp $100 off Dipsea: www.dipseastories.com/STRAIGHT for your 30-day free trial Follow Chris: @psychicchrism   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rebecca Black is back again, and this time she has nothing to hide. We address the now infamous TikToks about Reba and Amy’s FWB situation that rocked 2018. Then Black tells all about the inspiration of her new single Personal, and how she had to be the heartbreaker for the first time. Since then, she has come out and stepped into her Dom phase, and we are here for it, Mommy. Thank you to our sponsors! Reliefband: reliefband.com code: DATING for 20% off + free shipping BetterHELP: betterhelp.com/DATING for 10% off your first month Best Fiends: bestfiends.com to download the game for FREE Curology: Curology.com/DATING for a free 30-day trial Watch Rebecca's new video, "Personal": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5SeIDAM3h0 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we are joined by our younger and cooler counterparts, Ian Smith and Emmy Hartman, and the 21 year olds drink us under the table to assert their dominance. We answer your burning questions like “who is the worst internet person you’ve ever met?”, and “have you ever broken the law?” This inspires the pair to answer many questions we did not ask. This is the most chaotic episode we’ve ever made. Thank you to our sponsors: Dipsea - Dipseastories.com/STRAIGHT for a 30-day free trial Aura Frames - auraframes.com promo code: DATING for up to $100 off now until Mother’s Day Reliefband -  reliefband.com promo code: DATING for 20% off + free shipping Upstart - upstart.com/DATING to lower your monthly payments See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Picture this. A pandemic. You and your girlfriend of 2 years are forced closer than ever before. Ava Capri Palazzolo shares how she and her girlfriend managed to be one of the few couples to make it through this panni. We then travel back to the beginning, and answer some questions about the time their relationship was a secret, and how the public and painful breakups of popular lesbian couples influenced their decision to stay private. We then do a deeper dive into how YouTube can impact a relationship, and why Avexis will never have a joint channel (unless they’re really strapped for cash).  Thank you to our sponsors! Curology: curology.com/dating to unlock a free 30-day trial Better Help: betterhelp.com/dating for 10% off your first month Best Fiends: Bestfiends.com to download the game for free  Aura Frames: auraframes.com code DATING for up to $100 off now until Mother's Day.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Newly single and ready-for-her-next-husband, Kelly Mi Li is here to tell all about her turbulent televised relationship, being self made, and creating the first all Asian led reality show in the US. Kelly shares the hardships that come with living your life in the public eye, as well as what it was like to receive criticisms from her friends on the show. Not only is Mi Li the fan favorite of Netflix’s Bling Empire, she is also the executive producer. Kelly is on her girl boss sh!t and isn’t stopping anytime soon. Thank you to our sponsors!  Curology: Curology.com/dating to unlock your 30-day free trial Upstart: Upstart.com/dating to lower your monthly payments Reliefband: Reliefband.com promo code DATING for 20% off plus free shipping Follow Kelly: @kellymili  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear ye, hear ye! Jack is fully vaxxed and on the loose. The slag KISSED a BOY, moved to Los Angeles and f*cked your bitch!!!! Beware! Amy overshares about how her past relationships inform how she acts in her current one, and reveals that she once had made “deep peace” with being a playa forever. Jack also scares Amy… It’s so not okay… Looking for a new co-host ASAP. Please leave your resumes in a 5 star review.

Today the faces of the lesbian community are here to share the story of how they took their friendship to the next level. After 5 years of friendship, Taryn finally made the first move, denying Cam’s offer to be her bridesmaid and instead auditioning to be her bride. Taryn explains why she won’t be the one to propose, and the couple discusses their opposing views of what their wedding may look like. Next comes a baby in a baby carriage? Thank you to our sponsors!  Better Help: Get 10% off the first month at betterhelp.com/DATING Curology: Get a free 30-day trial at Curology.com/dating  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Elle Mills is here to find out if she and Amy are a perfect match. After swiping right on not one, but TWO of each other’s profiles, we figure out what went wrong between the pair. Then we deep dive into the relationships that shaped us in to the gays we are today *cough* Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift *cough*. Elle then tells us a horror story about when she was sending flirty snaps to her straight friend, and how they’re recovering that friendship. Sounds like drama. I think we’re all ready for a hoe phase!  Thank you to our sponsors!  Best Fiends: Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play. www.bestfiends.com Curology: Go to www.Curology.com/dating for a free 30-day trial, just pay for shipping and handling! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, it’s complicated. In the spirit of exposing Amy’s secret ex lover, the lesbian has decided to open up about her current dating situation. We ask the angels about how she really feels about her current bae, and what she’s going to do about it. As hard as she’s been trying to stay single, the heart wants what it wants! Thank you to our sponsor!  DIPSEA - Go to www.dipseastories.com/straight for your 30-day free trial See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sex. Drugs. Money. As the star of HBO’s Industry, Myha’la Herrold is familiar with these topics. We talk all about her sexcapades both on and off screen, her experience wearing a merkin, and fans who want to sponsor her pedicures. Before this, she hit the road with the Book of Mormon National Tour, explaining how it was received in Salt Lake City, home of the mormons. Through her success, her life has changed in more ways than one, securing both her bag and her man. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we head down memory lane with one of Amy’s secret lovers, Somme. Somme recalls Amy’s confusing dating tactics, including mixed messages, encouraging a hook up between Somme and Amy’s friend, and the jealousy that ensued afterwards. You may be surprised to hear that our outro song ‘Broken Hearted Lovers’ was written about Somme & Amy’s complicated love affair. It doesn’t get more lesbian than this folks! Check out Somme! https://www.instagram.com/somme/ Broken Hearted Lovers YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTfVFbImkh8 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/4edRkeeBlctOKw7WlOEffT?si=oLJZHfcCSOerBYtpAjdkOQ Follow us on Social Media https://instagram.com/datingstraight https://www.patreon.com/datingstraight https://twitter.com/datingstraight https://www.youtube.com/amyordman https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_nKNX5T_Gu_BkeZzf9HWbg Listen: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1obq8gyiAFc950pwyDw7bx?si=t6pEMBe6RZmUPlbJQafjNA Podcast App: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dating-straight/id1476723514#episodeGuid=gid%3A%2F%2Fart19-episode-locator%2FV0%2FDpqnONRbHpEnjZB1UTlNjEHe2VdmPFnAczkfpPjQf7Y   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Black History Month and we have decided to celebrate by doing some critical self-reflection about our performative activism surrounding the Black Lives Matter movement last summer. Since then, we have put in the work to further educate ourselves about the white supremacist society that we were raised in, how it affects us presently, and what we can do better to combat it. We discuss our own faults, and pledge to be more conscious beings who are radically honest with ourselves about our privileges and shortcomings. We are always learning and growing, and open to critique.  Here are some of our favorite black creators/tv shows/resources to check out! Harvard Racial Implicit Bias Test: https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/user/agg/blindspot/indexrk.htm   Books: White Fragility: https://www.amazon.com/White-Fragility-People-About-Racism/dp/0807047414 The End of Policing: https://www.versobooks.com/books/2426-the-end-of-policing   Tv: Pose on Netflix Real Housewives of Atlanta on Hulu I May Destroy You on HBO Max   Movies: 12 Years A Slave on Hulu Moonlight on Netflix Antebellum on Hulu   YouTube: Tee Noir: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaZ8Nik2OV2r7vZm8Xsi3mQ/featured D'angelo Wallace: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqWxviU8cjjHZsTLWgPFZuA Jade Fox: https://www.youtube.com/user/foxyhotmess Jo Franco: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpawk6aEKblSZde6AYKQHSQ Shan Boody: https://youtube.com/c/shannontboodram  Mac Does It: https://youtube.com/c/MacDoesIt    Instagram: Destiny Joseph: https://www.instagram.com/isthisfate/ Otamere Guobadia: https://www.instagram.com/otamere/  Jari Jones: https://www.instagram.com/iamjarijones/ Faith Harper: https://www.instagram.com/faithharperr/ Amaya Santiago: https://www.instagram.com/amayasantiago__/   TikTok: Rynn Star: https://www.tiktok.com/@rynnstar?lang=en Quen Blackwell: https://www.tiktok.com/@quenblackwell?lang=en Bob The Drag Queen: https://www.tiktok.com/@bobthedragqueen?lang=en Jay Love (flossybaby): https://www.tiktok.com/@flossybaby?lang=en La’Ron Hines: https://www.tiktok.com/@laronhinesofficial?lang=en Corey J. Bradford: https://www.tiktok.com/@coreyjbradford?lang=en   Musicians: Arlo Parks: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4kIwETcbpuFgRukE8o7Opx?si=TURoVfJgT9GcQJcfu6tPQw Bree Runway: https://open.spotify.com/artist/58hqTaCiqGrMsNmmm3qL7w?si=0fytjIfpQPqWtk3wIw9zsA Little Simz: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6eXZu6O7nAUA5z6vLV8NKI?si=JoTcTiP1Qh64pvmp7MyF-g Chloe & Halle: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0AsThoR4KZSVktALiNcQwW?si=5CV5XojjSu6uZJ_m-V2iHQ Pongo: https://open.spotify.com/artist/17MjqHVqjHRfIKAKen6o34?si=2hDzAurrQbK9_Hrzr0Hz2w Noname: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1EpyA68dKpjf7jXmQL88Hy?si=mK7rQIcgTiuNRw9Dpf1i8w Janelle Monáe: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6ueGR6SWhUJfvEhqkvMsVs?si=HVVEdSS5Tr2cM9BS39LlHg See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harry Styles' superfans Sarah Baska and Chrvstel are here to gossip about their exes. In this tell-all episode, the girls get into being newly single, the threat of Valentine's Day, and their fears of backsliding. We then get into the unforgettable night when Christel was on molly at a BlackPink concert. We round this episode out with the beautiful story about Sarah's claim to fame: "Harry Styles Makes Brunette B*tch Bust". Thank you to our sponsors! BETTERHELP: http://www.betterhelp.com/DATING for 10% off your first month BEST FIENDS: http://www.bestfiends.com DIPSEA: http://www.dipseastories.com/straight for your free 30 day trial CUROLOGY: http://curology.com/dating for your free 30 day trial See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Future Divorcée Sarah Schauer is here to spill their truth. Sarah takes us back to their Christian upbringing and how they didn’t even know being gay was an option, despite their obsession with the movie Stick It and being a Rose & Rosie stan. After a stint in a sorority, Sarah has discovered who they really are: a gay TikTok icon and non-binary legend. Never afraid to tell their truth, Sarah lets us in on their recently ended long-distance relationship, masturbation injury, and TikTok scandals. Thank you to our sponsors! FUNCTION OF BEAUTY: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/DATING for 20% off your first order USUAL WINES: http://www.usualwines.comcode:DATING for $8 off your first order See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Runway Diva Coach Extraordinaire Miss J. is here to tell us what she really thinks about America’s Next Top Model. In hindsight, the show was as iconic as it was problematic. So we are excited to have our questions answered by one of the most fabulous members of the cast. We talk about about how she grew up in the toxic modeling industry, how that very industry informed the show, and how the business is changing today. Never in our lives have we yelled at a girl like this! Thank you to our sponsors! DIPSEA: http://www.dipseastories.com/straight for your free 30 day trial RELIEFBAND: http://www.reliefband.comcode: DATING for 20% off plus free shipping USUAL WINES: http://www.usualwines.comcode:DATING for $8 off your first order See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever felt dumb, ugly and unsuccessful? Well, you aren’t. Life coach Kara Loewentheil is here to help us undo our learned patterns of self-criticism. Amy opens up about her struggles with weight and self worth, while Jack expresses his anxieties about being unemployed and moving back home with his parents. Kara teaches us about the dangers of societal expectations, and dares us to believe in ourselves. Beliefs change your actions! So start your positive affirmations and change your life right after you rate, review, subscribe

Saddle Ranch insider Ian Ugly is here to roast every TikTokker on the internet and we are all ears. A baddie with many questionable interests, we finally get to know the man behind the meme. Ranging from defaming popular internet celebs to trolling The Hollywood Fix, Ian is always up for a superspreader event. We then quickly remember to touch on his relationship with a ...man. Thanks for supporting the LGBT, girl!Thank you to our sponsors!FUNCTION OF BEAUTY: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/DATING for 20% off your first orderBETTER HELP: http://www.betterhelp.com/DATING for 10% off your first monthUSUAL WINES: http://www.usualwines.com code:DATING for $8 off your first order

You asked for a Moms Episode, and boy did Carrie Dodge deliver. Jack discovers some never before discussed family secrets and they’re more dramatic than we could have ever imagined. Believe it or not, before Dr. John, Carrie had another husband, and he was a cheating scumbag! Not only did he cheat on her with her married best friend, he left Carrie after getting the mistress pregnant. She reveals the story of how she found out and how that experience saved her from a life of infidelity. Share this episode with your mom and see what secrets you can find out!Thank you to our sponsors!DIPSEA: http://www.dipseastories.com/straight for your free 30 day trialRELIEFBAND: http://www.reliefband.com code: DATING for 20% off plus free shippingEVERLANE: http://www.everlane.com/dating for 10% off your first orderBEST FIENDS: http://www.bestfiends.com

Just for a week! Haha see you next Tuesday.

He’s finally back folks! After spending the last three months traveling to South Korea and ditching Amy after living together for only three weeks, Levi Bernhardt is in the building. We spill so much tea about hooking up with past Dating Straight guests, feuds within the lesbian community, and who out of us three has boned the most people (it’s Jack). We’re so done with 2020 we said f*ck it let’s go off :) Happy New Year everyone.

Triple threat (gay, pretty, famous) Ava Capri is here to answer your juiciest assumptions. Is she a heartbreaker? Is she dating Amy? Is her pug stinky? All will be revealed in today’s drama filled exposé.

Soft boy Christian Leave is here today to brag all about his healthy relationship. However, he has enemies. Drew Phillips wrote in specifically to expose Leave’s toxic traits, and boy did he deliver. Christian then dishes all about his girlfriend, his recent travels to be in a COVID wedding, and we try to figure out his secret to anti-aging. Doctors hate him! Thank you to our sponsors!DIPSEA: http://www.dipseastories.com/straight for your free 30 day trialBETTERHELP: http://www.betterhelp.com/DATING for 10% off your first monthEVERLYWELL: http://www.everlywell.com/dating code:DATING for 20% off an at-home lab testEVERLANE: http://www.everlane.com/dating for 10% off your first order

Today we are here to give you what you can’t handle… The truth! In the form of a Q & Slay, the girlies come together to gossip about all things Happiest Season, guests we’d never allow on pod, and the best dates we’ve been on. We also catch up with the Bottom Master herself to see what she’s been up to and what her vibe is! Def listen :P

Today we have one of the wokest cast members of Amy’s favorite messy show, Vanderpump Rules. Ariana lets us in on what’s real, who’s fake, and what it’s like having her sexuality questioned on national TV by her castmates. We ask Ariana how she could possibly maintain friendships with people she would never speak to again in the real world, and what it’s like working and living with your partner. And to answer the age old question, there is nothing wrong with being a f*ckin’ bitch.Thank you to our sponsors!BEST FIENDS: http://www.bestfiends.comUSUAL WINES: http://www.usualwines.com code:DATING for $8 off your first order

Our friend Taryn is here today to tell us about her tumultuous and ongoing journey with religion and queerness. From coming out to her liberal parents as a conservative Christian to being exiled from her church for being gay, Taryn’s relationship with God is unexpected. Queen T opens up about almost being engaged to her hot boyfriend, but instead fell into our Dream Dyke relationship with the Original Lesbian, Cammie Scott. Most interestingly of all, we heard the virgin couple are waiting ‘til marriage! Happy for them

Will the real Alyx Weiss please stand up! Today we take a deep dive into your personal lives to uncover that you have issues! From crushing on a pregnant coworker to your mom finding your n00dz, you’ve really done it all. You're not okay! We don’t claim you.Thank you to our sponsors!USUAL WINES: http://www.usualwines.com code:DATING for $8 off your first orderEVERLYWELL: http://www.everlywell.com/dating code:DATING for 20% off an at-home lab test

*Gay screams!!!!* Today we are joined by Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart to discuss how they made Jack a homosexual and inspired Amy to become a YouTuber. They talk Holy Trinity, their take on old YouTube vs new and their experiences with dating in the public eye. Someone pinch us, we can’t believe this is real.Thank you to our sponsors!BETTERHELP: http://www.betterhelp.com/DATING for 10% off your first monthISSUU: http://www.issuu.com/podcast code:DATING for your free account or 50% your premium account

Eleven-Time Tony Nominated Carson McCalley is in bed with Jack today to discuss his queer identity and how that is informed by our collective inherited gay trauma. We also reminisce on that time we all came out to each other, and dissect exactly why Jarson has never taken their relationship to the next level. Hide your girls, hide your bi-s, cause Carson is conventionally attractive to all of us.Thank you to our sponsors!DIPSEA: http://www.dipseastories.com/straight for your free 30 day trialBEST FIENDS: http://www.bestfiends.com

You know what they say, third time’s a charm! After a deleted footage fiasco followed by a recording mishap, we really thought The Big Man Upstairs didn’t want this episode to happen. Lucky for us, today we have God-fearing Corny here to talk all things going viral, almost dying yesterday, and being born for the big screen. Someone get that girl off that horse and put her in a movie! Thank you to our sponsors!BETTER HELP: http://www.betterhelp.com/DATING for 10% off your first month

Amy’s ex-nemesis Michael Burke joins us today to discuss their dramatic falling out in 2015 after a road trip gone wrong. He’s here to rub his recent TikTok fame in her face and expose her dark side. Jack acts as therapist and takes us back to the beginning of their lovers’ quarrel. It all began with a mutual love of recently shunned Ellen Degeneres, fueled by a miscommunication that was never resolved, and ended with a court case that ruined their friendship. Damn Amy, what did you do to him...Thank you to our sponsors! DIPSEA: http://www.dipseastories.com/straight for your 30 day free trial.EVERLYWELL: http://www.everlywell.com/dating CODE: dating for 20% off an EverlyWell at-home lab testISSUU: http://www.issuu.com/podcast CODE: dating for your FREE account or 50% off your premium account.

Citizen of the world, Peppermint, is as wise as she is hilarious. She lets us in on her upbringing in the New York drag scene and her subsequent success on Drag Race. She shared her uncertainty about if the production team knew of her transness, and her experience coming out on the show. We later dive into her dating life as a trans woman, her addiction to f*ckboys, and how she keeps her fame secret from potential suitors. In our eyes, the number one queen is P-E-P-P-E-R-, bitch you know the rest!Thank you to our sponsors! Each and Every: eachandevery.com/dating - promo code: DATING for 30% off your first purchaseBETTER HELP: betterhelp.com/DATING for 10% off your first month

Gia Gunn is here to open up about her story of self-discovery, both on and off-screen. She critiques her experience on Drag Race, RuPaul’s past transphobic comments, and feeling like the token trans woman on All Stars Season 4. She shares feelings of betrayal toward the gay community, why she stopped doing drag, and her controversial opinion on why the T should be removed from LGBT. This one gets deep.Thank you to our sponsors!BEST FIENDS: http://www.bestfiends.comBROOKLINEN: http://www.brooklinen.com - Promo Code: dating for 10% off your first order and free shipping

A lotta people will be scared here, and she’ll name ‘em! Today we are here with Tik Tok mogul Marlene Dizzle of the Rosa Cinematic Universe. She makes us yell over her extremely unfortunate ex drama, exposes her new lover, and makes us jealous over her overnight riches! Open your purse!Thank you to our sponsors!EACH AND EVERY: http://www.eachandevery.com - Promo Code: DATING for 30% off your first purchase.BETTER HELP: http://www.betterhelp.com/DATING to get 10% off your first month

Come on Dating Straight, let’s get sickening! Following her “intense” yet “magical” experience on Drag Race, Ganj breaks down and opens up about the long-lasting impact of the trauma she endured as a result of putting herself on the world’s stage. Our queen then explains how she took the good, the bad, and the ugly of her journey and used it to love herself and discover who she really is. Period. THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSOR:DIPSEA: dipseastories.com/straight for your 30 day free trial.

Emmy Hartman comes from humble beginnings. A girl, balding, simply breaking down over the final straw: a ticket that stopped her from going to a Jon Bellion concert. Since then, she’s had a star-studded career. She’s been surprised by David Dobrik, witnessed Bryce Hall shit himself, and proposed to Billie Eilish. Someone call The Hollywood Fix, because Emmy Hartman gave us pink eye. Thank you to our sponsors! BETTER HELP: betterhelp.com/DATING to get 10% off your first month.EACH AND EVERY: eachandevery.com/DATING - Promo Code DATING for 30% off your first purchase.

Kristen McAtee is single for the first time in five years, and is ready to settle down with Niall Horan and Niall Horan only. She talks about her first encounters on a dating app for famous people, her thoughts on “the chase” and ultimately shades Amy for not loving herself. Kristen McAtee is the nastiest skank bitch we’ve ever met. Do not trust her.

Dating Straight has finally broken into the world of Drag Race. And thank you Monique Heart for leaving us absolutely speechless in our most chaotic episode yet. Heart dishes about her “crazy buckwild sex on tour”, and explains, in great detail, the strangest dick she’s ever laid eyes on. And girl does not leave much up to the imagination. As we pick our jaws back up off the floor, we now can confirm: Monique has the “Ooo Ah Ah Sensation.”

Fan fav Chloe from Too Hot To Handle is a riot. She juicily spills the off-camera drama that comes with living with sexy, desperate singles for 30 days straight and she doesn’t hold back. She talks about being called “the most annoying person on TV”, the tensions between cast mates, and finding out their true colors. Going from zero to one million followers in just one week, Chloe is now rich, AND she didn’t end up with a toxic man. We have to stan.Thank you to our sponsors!DIPSEA: dipsea.com/straight for your 30 day free trial!

Today we have our youngest guest yet! Cammie Scott is here to help us reveal your lesbian secrets. From exposing your girlfriends on several popular podcasts to having a thing for your ex’s ex, you inspire us to be better lesbos. While Cam might be Uneducated about most things, she certainly knows a lesbian when she sees one. And that’s on getting into long term monogamous relationships luv! Thank you to our sponsors! BETTER HELP: Go to betterhelp.com/DATING for 10% off your first month!

Our dating podcast has slowly been turning into a Paranormal one, and now we have sealed the deal. Em Schulz of ‘And That’s Why We Drink’ is here to share their most chilling stories from growing up haunted. And let me tell you, it sounds traumatic. We also gag over our most unexplainable ghost encounters, which are less scary, but happened to us so we hate it here. Beware to the faint of heart, this episode is not for those who are afrai- LOOK BEHIND YOU.Thank you to our sponsors! BEST FIENDS: bestfiends.com/BROOKLINEN: brooklinen.com to get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code DATING.

Megan Batoon is a heartbreaker. 29 and single, she has only ever only ever brought one man home to meet the parents, explaining her inescapable feeling that a relationship just isn’t “it”. Jack can’t relate. In fact, Batoon recently had a FaceTime-date-gone-boring where she was saved by the blessing of “bad cell service”. Funnily enough, we had absolutely no problems talking to Megan for well over an hour! The world works in mysterious ways.Thank you to our sponsors:PURPLE MATTRESS: Visit purple.com/dating10 for your limited time offer of 10% off any order of $200or more!DIPSEA: Visit dipseastories.com/straight for your 30 day free trial!

Famous bisexual beast Jessie Paege doesn’t usually talk about her dating life online. But she opens up exclusively to us, two strangers she has never met, to let us in on some serious goss. She spills about the drama with her bae, her questioning using the “bisexual” label, and why girls stay better than boys. Then we play the most frustrating game of all time: rating the biphobic lines from the most problematic episode of Sex and the City. Carrie Bradshaw, watch your back!

Today we have on our first straight lesbian guest :) You’ve seen her on Tik Tok, you’ve seen her on Twitter, but you’ve never heard her like this. Grace opens up her gay awakening, starting with that one gay Skins episode she rewatched 100 times, and ending with her deep love for The Real L World (lesbian p0rn). Finally lesbian, Grace proved it by enterting a long distance, long term, on and off again relationship with a woman she is not astrologically compatible with. Thanks Grace for doing your part for the community by representing all of our stereotypes in one! Thank you to our sponsors!Visit GREENCHEF.com/DATING80 and use promo code DATING80 for $80 off of your first month plus free shipping on your first box!Go to DIPSEASTORIES.com/STRAIGHT for your 30 day free trial of Dipsea's sexy stories and guided sessions!Visit PURPLE.com/DATING and use promo code DATING for $150 off of any Purple mattress order of $1500 or more! Terms apply.